#its still crazy to act like j did all of that just to do it or something

[evilrwbyfan]

if i was j i would kill everyone on copper 9 and then myself cause what happened to her is crazy when you think about it for more than 3 seconds

had to watch the closest person to her die, got stuck with the solver and manipulated for who knows how long, died so many times she lost all hope she mightve had previously, nobody actually cared about her and the only other person who did (v) didnt try to understand where she was coming from even though thats actually hypocritical of her, solver got a better ending than her, then even the fandom demonizes her to hell and back over decisions that were obviously made because of fear and trauma

[muttsona]

i am the poisoned blood running through my tired veins

[ilysungho]

hi the real kati the REAL ilysungho 😋 its been awhile but im back with some leehan thoughts cause im crazy… hehe… pls help me visualize summer sonic leehan im so crazy over him and i can’t help but think about how i’d wanna fuck him after his performance and how he’d look real hot and sweaty UGHHHH i just need this leehan in any form I NEED RAW ROUGH KINKY SEX WITH HIM LIKE ABSOLUTELY ANYTHINGGGGGGG. i just wanna be degraded by him or manhandled idk like he could take out his frustrations and stress on me cause he looks SO DAMN SEXYYYY i need to imagine him in my bed 24/7 and take him to poundtown hahahahaahahaha anyways 👅

https://x.com/jungyodon/status/1875240085073096870?s=46

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Yes, I'm the real Kati...? /j sfw link so i did some research (watched a fancam) and noticed some stuff that i'll include here! enjoy <3

after summersonic stage, all leehan would want to do is come back home and rest. he went too hard and he knows he needs the rest, and you know he needs the rest as well! but you can't help but want him after watching him act up on stage the whole time. the times he would stick his tongue out would make you dizzy as you thought about how it feels inside you as he ate you out the last time. you tugged at his figure sat under you, asking him to do something for you, even though he just got back and hasn't even changed. at first, he wouldn't budge, the tiredness taking over his while he just tells you he went too hard and needed some sleep. but you kept bothering him, asking for anything, until he got fed up and pulled you beside him, instantly hovering right on top of you.

"you're being so demanding, maybe i should put you in your place." he'd take his belt off, conveniently tying your hands above your head, after which the bandana tugged into his pocket was also taken out to be stuffed into your mouth. his finger would drag through your body, his eyes dark from the irritation, to lift up your shirt and have you bite onto the hem of it as well. he'd internally struggle with knowing what to do to you, ultimately settling on edging you without letting you cum. he'd reach into your pants to finger you to get you wet, but he wouldn't have to do much because you were just that turned on from watching him perform. he'd tease you for that as he preps himself to fuck you, telling you not to cum no matter what happens as his necklace smacks onto your face and neck with every thrust. his ringed fingers would also still be roaming all around your body, the coldness of the metal making you shiver as you go numb from trying to hold in your release <3

[lotus-pear]

Can we stop acting like dazai was the devil. Like yes he did bad things but he was a child. He was 15 alone and in the mafia where althe was told to do was bad things. ALL dazai knew how to do is lie and deceive because it what he's always had to do.it's self preservation. Like??? When will people realize dazai wasn't a monster and was justa child brought up in an Unsafe and abusive environment. Behaviors are learned your aren't born with them. Dazai was a suicidal child just trying to survive all'he knew was manipulation and Iying because that's all he was taught. He abused akutagawa because that's all he was taught. And as he got older it's all he knows how to do. Obviously he's gotten better but he's still morally grey. And that's ok but it's not enough to call him a monster. hes trying so so hard to change, and even if he may not realise it or cling guiltily to his past, the entire prison arc shows how much effort hes put in to become a better person it isnt easy, growing up exposed to death/violence resulting in empathy and apathy issues, all while battling an emptiness inside thats slowly eating up ones will to live. hes genuinely trying to recover from that period of his life, and i cannot express how proud i am solely because of that. hes finally found a healthy environment, a family, and he deserves it along with so much more. he may be deemed as a “monster“ in the past, that cannot be erased, but he hates that part about himself too. being in the good or bad used to make no difference to him, but i strongly believe it does hate that part of him.  Dazai slander are fún and everything - BUT people seem to not get his character right. No, he's not an edgy boy. He genuinely wants to change for the best to make Oda proud, 'BUT HE ABUSED AKUTAGAWA’ , yeah, Akutagawa abused Kyoka and nobody is talking about how its litterally GENERATIONAL TRAUMA. Dazal was never raised correctly, he got raised by Mori and used by him to make him his right hand, maybe because of his ability, or he saw potential in him. He never fell parental Love nor being special to Someone except for Oda. "He LEFT Chuuya!!!“ ok and? Chuuya doesn't need him to live: Dazai LITTERALLY SAW PEOPLE GETTING KILLED/KILLING THEM ON THE DAILEY (AND HE WITNISSED ODAS DEATH - THE ONLY PERSON THAT MADE HIM WANT TO CHANGE.) his eyes at the age of 14, and Mori made him live in a shipping container. Obviously he is not gonna feel human after all this.

And about him and chuuya - the thing is they DO CARE ABOUT EACHOTHER. but nobody seems to care about chuuya other than the fact hes hot asf anf the fact that he is ’super mega gay for dazai 🥺🥺🥺’ because are we reading/watching the same series???? There’s SO MUCH to his character too!!!! But all everyone talks about with him is with dazai, chuuyas character is CRAZY WELL WRITTEN and everyone dumbs it down to ‘he’s an angry short boy with a god inside him and he’s mega gay for dazai and he’s also really hot’ like no - stfu he’s not actually super hot headed and it’s CANNON he’s usually pretty calm and collected. On the other side of the coin is that dazai DOES care about him - in Stormbringer ; Dazai literally willing gave Chuuya an option to either use corruption on Verlaine when he used his true form or to retreat and not do it, which gave a sense of Dazai giving Chuuya the choice to do what he wants without forcing him to, and the fact that when Chuuya used corruption, he was being injured badly to the point where Abahabaki was going to destroy Chuuya which FREAKED DAZAI OUT , and the fact that Dazai certainly believes that Chuuya is human shows that Dazai does care about Chuuya in certain ways without showing due to afraid of losing someone he cares about. and In age 15 Dazai, was willing to help Chuuya to find Abahabaki and defeat Rimbaud, along with stormbringer with him helping Chuuya to find out if he's human or not and to defeat Verlaine.

Ty for reading my rant 💞💞💞💞

i can't tell if this is attacking me or just a rant in general but anyway YESSSSS I 100% AGREE YOU ATE W THAT ANALYSIS BRIAR‼️‼️

[gojoshooter]

Helping you in a panic attack — Gojo Satoru

Pairing : Gojo Satoru x f!reader

Genre : heavy angst, hurt and comfort, sfw, a small millisecond of fluff at last?

A/N : Sorry if someone did this already, but i wanted to write something sad so bad lol.

WARNING : panic attack, self harm, mentions of blood, crying, tears, past abuse & bullying

“This is kinda big for you, huh,” Satoru says, kneeling on the bathroom tiles in front of you and rolling up the sleeves for a better fit.

You're not in the best state, sickness taking a toll on you in the middle of literature class. Satoru blames it all on how poorly you've dressed yourself so he asks for permission to bring you to the bathroom and put some of his.

Your wrists feel cold where he touches and his blue eyes freeze when his fingertips brush over something over your skirt pocket.

It's that bloody pen, the one that—

“Shit,” Satoru mutters.

It has been two years since you last saw them. The reason of your current panic attacks. Two years since your boyfriend reported them to the police for severe bullying case. Although they're gone, they did leave their evil habit to corrode you by yourself, untill you collapse of self deterioration. That is, if your boyfriend wasn't there by your side.

The bathroom's lights are dim but he can faintly make out where your skin is darker under his jacket that he made you wear, like it's bruised. He takes a long breathe. Satoru's fingers tremble as he goes to pull it out of your skirt.

“Stop! ” you shout suddenly, standing bolt upright from the closed toilet seat he made you sit on, eyes wet and unfocused.

He looks at you, and the only word Satoru can think of is broken. He feels protective over you all of a sudden. He's the only one in this world who knows what you've gone through, and there's no way he's not going to do something about it.

“y/n, please,” Satoru says, taking a step towards you. “Let me take that out. It's not good for you-”

“It is,” you're still shouting, voice cracking, taking multiple steps back, as if you're a cornered prey and Satoru is hunting you. “It is, you can't take it, you can't-”

“Give me the pen,” Satoru's chest aches. “Please, pup, you're hurting yourself.”

“I'm not hurting myself, it helps,” comes your croaked voice. You walk back, away from him, and then trip on something, probably the wet floor. You don't even try to get up. Just there, staring up at Satoru with those terrible, glassy eyes. It's coming, your panic attack — you can feel it. You don't want it again.

“You wouldn't understand,” you say like a stubborn kid accusingly. “So- j-just stop trying to act. You don't get, it helps, it's all I have--”

“No, you don't get it,” Satoru voice reaches an octave. There's something telling him he shouldn't be angry, that you're only lashing out because you're desperate, but Satoru is still Satoru. “Its crazy, the way you hurt yourself with that damn pen all day! ” His chest heaves but he needs to say more, finish this once and for all. He sees it, that godforsaken pen clutched like a candy in a kid's hand.

“It's not helping and for god's sake will you take it out and give it to me? ” Satoru's voice echoes in the dimly lit space and that's when he realizes he'd been shouting. Just like your father had been. It's deathly quiet then, just the soft buzz of a few fireflies dancing around the visible light.

He is breathing hard, gulping because he feels like he's choking. You're still on the floor and crying. Satoru did not want this.

You look so lost and pathetic, sitting on the cold bathroom tiles, trembling with suppressed sobs and fingers hooked under the pointed pen you stabbed your wrist with. He looks at you and you look heartbreakingly small. Satoru's anger leaves him in a moment.

“I'm sorry,” the white head says immediately, collapsing to his knees and gathering you into his arms. You don't move, just let your forehead rest on his shoulder like a limp mass and try to breathe.

“Fuck, I'm so sorry, babe,” he swallows, wrapping his arms tighter and feeling like the worst person in the world right now.

You stay there for a long time, minutes or hours or more, pressed against your boyfriend in the biting cold. You wonder how he's still keeping up with you. When you stop shaking, Satoru pulls back slightly to see your face.

You've definitely stopped crying but your eyes are no less of a void than before.

“Hey,” Satoru murmurs, and you lift your head a bit. He removes one arm from around you and places his hand on your cheek, still damp. Only then do you look at him, eyes confused, dazed. Your skin is soft with tears. Satoru feels like he has something incredibly precious in his arms, that's equally fragile.

He uses a thumb to wipe them up, leaning in so that your foreheads touch along with your nose. You blink.

“Let me? ” Satoru asks quietly, his warm palm around the silver metal pen forgotten in your hold. You swallow and nod, eyes still on Satoru's.

He pulls out the pen from your hand and places it behind him on the floor. “You don't need to hurt yourself,” Satoru says. “There are other ways.”

He has no idea whether you hear or even understand him.

“Stay over at mine,” Satoru says. He doesn't ask because he knows you won't answer him.

You both stand up and walk to his house. Your boyfriend holds your hand, which was unresponsive but warm.

When they get inside, Satoru's mom is at the island in the kitchen, leaning against the marble counter, reading something — presumably a philosophy book. She looks up as Satoru enters.

She stops when she notices you behind him, face scrunching into that of worry.

Satoru gives his mom the best 'don't ask' look which she being his mom, understands easily and nods.

“Let's go upstairs,” he tugs on your hand, and you trail behind the boy silently.

When you get into his room, Satoru offers you some of his clothes which you know will literally drown in just by looking at how big they look. He goes to the bathroom while you change, brushing his teeth and preparing for the bed. When he finishes, he comes out to see you standing in the middle of the room, scratching at your wrist. You look really small in his grey t-shirt and he finds the fact so adorable.

“Aren't you going to get into bed? ” Satoru says, and your head snaps up incredulously. Satoru, irrationally, blushes.

Yes, your little relationship hasn't gone much far yet.

“I'll sleep on the couch, don't worry,” he says quickly, nudging his chin at the fold-out he keeps in his room for when Geto & Shoko stay over after playing video games. “it's a pretty comfy couch. Don't have to think about me. And uh.. not that my bed's not comfy, 'cause it is. Everything's comfy.”

He regrets talking too much. Oh how he wishes to learn a technique that can close his big mouth.

He chuckles nervous and awkward and you get into his bed. You pull the covers over yourself, your line of shoulders still tense but he decides he can do nothing about that. He doesn't want to make you feel even more uncomfortable.

“G'night,” Satoru says, and turns off the light. He grabs a pillow and and lies down on the couch, tucking his blanket tightly around himself.

Now he can't really sleep, and judging by your odd breathing, neither can you.

“Satoru? ” You call out of nowhere, and it's so unexpected for him Satoru nearly falls off the side.

“Y-yeah? ” he replies.

Satoru's s heart is close to ripping out of his chest as his throat goes dry simultaneously.

“Do you still care? ” you ask after a pause. He doesn't say anything, so you elaborate for him in a more straight-forward way.

“Do you still like me? ”

“Yes ” he manages. It sounded more like a question, as if he expected you to go somewhere with that. Of course he still likes you, what were you thinking?

Satoru cranes his neck to look at you, whose posture under the covers seems to be more relaxed. He bites his lip on a smile.

A/N : they're still working on it :) feeling down? text me if a talk can help ♡ aaannddd! reblog if you enjoyed this hc! even likes are appreciated ^-^

P.S. : sorry if i did not make it clear what's up with the pen here, she used to stab herself with the pen on her wrist as a coping mechanism for her panic attacks (to ground herself!)

Tags : @luckimoon @ventiisoverparty

[gyubasevin]

kim jiwoong nsfw a-z

pairing; reader x jiwoong, i tried to keep everything as gender neutral as i could think <3

rating; 18+!!! minors dni i will hunt u down and block u so hard

genre; smut, maybe a little fluff???

notes; not really proofread, also might make this a series for zb1 legal line?? idk the jiwoong brain rot is real bad for me rn so here i am. (ha get it) also sorry if my grammar or wtv is horrendous im not the smartest im just here to entertain LMAO

a = aftercare: what are they like after sex?

100% showering you in love after sex, jiwoong would refuse to leave your side until he was positive you were okay after talking to you to calm you down. even when he finally did leave it was only to go run the two of you a bath and get something to clean the both of you up.

b = body part: their favorite body part on their body and their s/o?

on him he loves his voice, he always knows exactly what to say and how to say it, its a h u g e flex of his and it takes every bone in his body to not let everyone know just how turned on he can get you from talking alone.

on you he loves your collarbone/neck area?? one of his favorite ways to pass time is running his lips along your skin, loving these places so much bc of how sensitive they are on you.

c = cum: anything to do with cum

most ppl would assume he loves seeing you covered in his cum most and while he does, there's nothing more he loves than HIMSELF actually being covered in YOUR cum. he adores the physical evidence of how good he makes you feel, whether that's you giving him a facial or creaming all over his cock he loves it more than he could ever say.

d = dirty secret: what’s a dirty secret that they have?

he secretly has a thing for spit i think, he often imagines spitting in your mouth or how much he loves the way you drool when taking him in your mouth, adoring the fucked out look on your face that comes with it, he thinks its so cute.

e = experience: how experienced are they?

he is definitely not inexperienced, i imagine he has only done anything with his close lovers and not being really one for hooking up at all. he might just be okay at first but once he gets to know your body, you will wish he hadn't. ;)

f = favorite position: what’s their favorite position?

100% missionary, he loves being bent over top of you with his face in your neck, listening to how perfect you sound in his ear. ofc knowing how crazy it drives him all you can manage to moan out are the sweetest praises for him, how he's the only one who can make you feel so good, how he stretches you out so perfectly, like his cock was made just for you. its your favorite too, so obsessed with him everything down to the way his sweat drips down on your skin drives you insane, your senses being overwhelmed by just him. (i know im down bad.)

g = goofy: are they humorous in the moment?

it can start out a bit goofy at times, but i think once actually getting into it jiwoong isn't ever really goofy unless trying something new you're worried about he might act less serious so you know its still just him, for the most part though no.

h = hair: are they well kept down there?

he keeps things trimmed and tidy but not completely bald

i = intimacy: what are they like during the moment, romance wise?

jiwoong is the s w e e t e s t during sex, making you feel good makes him feel good and he mostly there for you pleasure rather than his own. he sees sex as a very intimate thing and he loves just being there in the moment just the two of you, never letting you forget just how much he loves you.

j = jack off: how do they masturbate?

i don't see him masturbating too often, only if for some reason the two of you can't see each other for awhile. otherwise he figures why do it himself when he has a perfectly good partner who's more than willing to help him out!!!

k = kink: do they have any kinks?

praise kink - both giving and receiving praise can make him cum in seconds flat pleasepleaseplease praise him

voyeurism - he doesn't like to share but sometimes when he is alone he gets off to the thought of someone else watching just how well he destroys you, OR the idea of making you watch him touch himself, squirming in your seat cause you want to touch him so badly :(

l - location: where do they like to do it?

jiwoong is a simple man, he enjoys doing it in the bed 99.9% of the time, although he does like to do it in the shower sometimes if he's really feeling frisky.

m = motivation: what gets them turned on?

i imagine jiwoong gets turned on s o easily, if you even give him a certain look he is suddenly all bricked up and he can't keep his hands off of you, he's not shy to let you know when he needs a hand. his #1 turn on is when you crawl to straddle his lap, he loves when you take control even if its only a little bit.

n = no: what would they say no to?

definitely not into any bodily fluids other than cum from either of you, spit is good but that's about it. he also isn't into anything that would hurt you too bad even if you ask for it he would just kiss your lips and sweetly suggest something less intense i think

o = oral: how are they when it comes to oral sex?

he is definitely not bad with his mouth, but for sure more skilled in the hand department. his head alone is good ofc, but he knows how to work you just right with his fingers and mouth combined he will have you finishing on his tongue in minutes if that.

p = pace: are they slow and sensual or fast and rough?

he is a good middle ground tbh, its not TOO slow but its sensual and slow enough that you can both enjoy the intimacy of the moment rather than fucking into you like a wild animal (which he could also do if you beg him nice enough!!!)

q = quickie: what do they think about quickies?

not super into quickies, would rather just tease you all day long and make you wait until you get home since he knew he himself is fine until then. that way he can really take his time with you and on top of that he gets to listen to you beg for him alllll day long, its a win win for him.

r = risk: are they willing to go the extra mile?

the only big risk jiwoong is willing to take is being caught, like he loves to fuck you in the dorms right when he knows other members are on their way back or something but when it comes to pain for either one of you he is VERY hesitant, he sees sex as a way to feel good so he is more into praise and body worship, things like that.

s = stamina: how long do they last? how many rounds can they go?

jiwoong is the type to make himself last a loooong time and make you personally finish multiple times, rather than go multiple rounds he prefers to tire you out then finish :)

t = toys: do they own any toys? do they use it on themselves or their s/o?

he probably has a wand vibrator for you whenever he REALLY wants to tease you but he doesn't use it super super often, then FOR SURE like a pocket pussy of some kind for when he's alone, he l o v e s to send you videos of him using it when you're apart for awhile just to really mess with you.

u = unfair: do they like to tease?

tease is practically his middle name, he hardly will touch you unless you're already begging him first.

v = volume: how loud are they? what sounds do they make?

hes not afraid to make noise at all but really he is just a groaner, especially when he cums he loves to cover you in kisses and groan in your ear, unless you flip roles for the night and its you fucking and teasing him ohohoh he will whimper for you until the sun starts to rise.

w = wild card: a random headcanon for the character

tbh im too lazy to do this one rn... when i find some kind of motivation ill just post a one shot or something I GOT U!!!!!

x = x-ray: what’s going on under that clothing?

jiwoong is just average length and girth i feel like, 100% circumcised also you cannot convince me otherwise.

y = yearning: how high is their sex drive?

veeeery high, he could easily fuck every single day if you wanted to, he doesn't initiate it very much because if he did then it would probably just be overwhelming for you.

z = zzz: how fast do they fall asleep after?

he makes sure you are well taken care of before he falls asleep, so normally he will be up for at least half an hour afterwards, sometimes more if you just had an intense session.

[multifandomfix]

Donna Noble Fluff Alphabet

A = Affection (Are they physically affectionate in public or just in private?)

For Donna, it’s both. She doesn’t get too crazy out in public, but she loves to hold your hand when you peruse the shops and maybe give you a kiss on the cheek.

B = Babe (What would they use as pet names? Do they use them a lot?)

Donna definitely uses pet names. She has loads, some being inside jokes between the two of you, and you can almost always tell what she wants or what kind of mood she’s in by which one she uses.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

Big cuddler, Donna is. She’ll claim she’s not like that, but put a movie on and she’s pressed right up against your side and will absolutely pout until you put an arm around her.

D = Domestic (What’s it like living with them? Do they do their share of chores?)

Truly never a dull moment living with Donna. Something is always going on, and while she does do her fair share of the housework, you pick up the slack in reminding her where she put all her stuff.

E = Easy (What is the easiest way to win their heart?)

Just love her unconditionally and tell her often. Sometimes she struggles a bit with self doubt and a reminder of how much you love her can really ease that part of her mind.

F = Fun (Where do they take you for fun? Are they flirty?)

She loves a carnival. Big or small, doesn’t matter. If there’s games to be played and junk food to eat, she’s in. She’s flirty in a banter-like sort of way. If you can keep up with her, then you have her interest.

G = Gifts (Are they a gift giver? What kind of gifts do they give?)

Yeah, on occasion. If she sees something in a shop that she know you’ll get a kick out of and will make you laugh, she’ll probably buy it for you and put it somewhere in the house for you to find.

H = History (What’s their relationship history like? Do they have any plans on settling down?)

She hasn’t had the best track record (and she doesn’t always like to talk about it) but she hasn’t given up on love. She’d love to settle down and have a family. It’s always been something that’s important to her.

I = I Love You (Who says I love you first?)

She will, impulsively, and then frantically try and pretend that she did not, in fact, just do that very thing. You’ll laugh it off and kiss her to shut her up long enough for you to tell her you love her too.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

She can get a little jealous. It comes from that deep rooted insecurity that still rears its ugly head from time to time. Mostly when she’s jealous, she pouts, pretends to be mad at you until you really have a chance to talk it over.

K = Kids (How are they around children? Would they want some of their own?)

She’s great with kids, though older children she has a better time getting on with. She definitely wants some of her own. Not too many. One or two would be fine enough with her.

L = Love Language (How do they show their love to you?)

She goes between quality time and acts of service. She’ll volunteer herself for the chores you hate most or put on a movie you both love just so you can sit together and watch it while you talk a bit.

M = Meet (How did they meet you?)

She quite literally bumped into you going down the street. There was a mess of picking stuff up afterward and then when you met her eyes, you knew you wanted to get to know her.

N = Nurture (Are they good at taking care of you if you’re hurt/sick?)

Mostly. She plays at being annoyed at having to be your nurse, but she’s great at it and laughing at her rolling her eyes and plodding off to get you something makes you feel just a little better.

O = Options (What are some things they would like in a partner?)

Just someone loyal, who loves her as she is. Being organized would be a plus, but not something she considers a requirement.

P = Protective (How protective are they? How would they protect you?)

She doesn’t consider herself the hero type, but if she cares for you, she’s the first person to step between you and any kind of danger, even if it means putting herself at risk.

Q = Quirk (What small habit/feature/quirk do they have that you find especially endearing?)

That glint she gets in her eye when she’s teasing someone, especially if it’s you or the Doctor. You just seem to find it so irresistible.

R = Realization (When and what makes them realize they’re in love?)

The moment where she blurts out her first “I love you” is also the moment she realizes she means it. It’s just something that fell out so casually. She hadn’t been thinking of when to say it. It would have felt too forced that way. So that’s how she knows it’s real.

S = Sentimental (Are they the sentimental type? What things hold sentimentality for them?)

She’s totally sentimental. She’ll save any small thing to remember a significant event in her life, unless it’s literal trash, then it goes right in the bin, sentimental memory or not.

T = Try (In what ways do they support or help you?)

Whatever your goals are in life, she wants to help you achieve them. Whether it’s helping you study a subject you’re passionate about or encouraging you to pursue your hobbies, she’s your hype girl.

U = Unique (What’s something they’d only do for you?)

Stop traveling with the Doctor. You’d never ask her to, however, and you’re always welcome to come along when they set off somewhere. But she would stop if you ever asked her to.

V = Vacation (Where would they take you on vacation? What would you do?)

She’d take you anywhere you wanted to go, though she’d prefer something tropical and spa-like. Relax and sightsee would be on the agenda anywhere you went.

W = Wardrobe (What would they wear to impress you?)

Anything with a bit of cleavage. You told her once that it was distracting and she’s never stopped using it against you since. Not that you mind, of course.

X = XOXO (How do they kiss?)

Surprise kisses are Donna’s bread and butter. She loves springing a kiss on you when you least expect it. The more wide eyed and blushing she leaves you, the happier it makes her.

Y = Yes (How do you/they propose?)

You get her a ring that looks like the galaxy and get the Doctor in on the proposal. He takes you somewhere beautiful and you tell her she means more to you than the entire universe and ask her to marry you. She’s crying, the Doctor is crying and it’s all very romantic.

Z = Zzz (What are their sleep habits?)

Donna snores a little, but not every night. Usually only when she’s really knackered. It’s hardly ever disruptive of your own sleep. And it’s adorable when she tries to deny that she snores at all.

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[jackmanbj]

Gender Reveals

it was 5:30am thursday, october 5th. the day or your gender reveal .

“y/n..baby turn off the alarm..” jack groaned “no j wake up, we need to get ready. my cousin should start setting up for the reveal around 6am-7am” “ugh fine, come on lets go shower”

-

you and jack took a hour long shower so by the time you got out it was already 6:34am

“jack hurry and get ready, we need to go meet my parents and yours today remember?” “nope i forgot all about that, what time do we need to meet your parents?” “8:30” “what about mine?” “10:30” “ok start getting dressed”

-

by the time you and jack were done getting dressed it was 7:45 “jack come on so were not late, i couldn’t get even do my make up..” “its fine baby you look gorgeous promise, now lets go”

you and jack were in the car listening to music and your favorite song happiness over everything came on and you sung it the whole way there

-

you let yourself in with the extra key you had to see your mom and dad sitting on the couch “hi mommy and dad!” “aww hi my baby” you mom hugged you and got up to hug jack “hello sweetheart” “hello mrs. Y/L/N” “jack i told you call me mom!” “sorry mom!” “dad say hello or something!” “no” “did i do som-?” “no jack you didn’t do anything he’s just mad you got me pregnant” “oh..sorry..?” “jack don’t apologize, he’ll get over it”

you and jack ended up leaving early because of the way your dad was acting

“what did i even do, he told me i had his trust right? why is he acting like that..?” “jack hunny im sorry about him.. lets just forget it and go to mama maggies place?” “uhm..yea of course..” “jack im serious let it go” “baby i need your dad approval to marry you.. i cant let anything go..” “well let it go. hes going to come around promise..” “ok, lets go to my mom house

-

once you pulled up to maggies home she was waiting outside with muffins jack had asked het to have ready for you

“hi y/n!” “hi mom!!” “here these are for you” maggie handed you some strawberry muffins “aw thank you!”

jack was standing by the car, just watching how good you and his mom got along and he loved it.

after a while of you and maggie talking you and jack had to leave to get ready for a photoshoot urban wanted to do for you.

once you and jack got into the car you couldn’t help but notice how jack was still feeling uneasy “jack..baby promise me you’ll not let my dad ruin your day.. ill even tell him not to come to the general reveal if it will make things better” “what? no! baby im fine i just need a minute to relax about the whole thing but don’t tell him not to come, that will make things worse. how ‘bout this, if he makes me uncomfortable then well see about him leaving, but for now he’s definitely coming” “ok baby boy”

-

once you and jack arrived at urban’s studio you changed your outfit into what urban suggested and you started with some family pictures “jack! hold her stomach not her tits!” “urban shut the fuck up and take the pictures” “jack get your hand off my tits so the pictures come out right, and your paying urban for this right?” “nope” “jack! urban ill cashapp you!” “its fine y/n, i wanted to do it!” “ill cashapp you urban” “okk”

once you were done taking all you pictures you started to get hungry so you asked jack to go get some food with you “j can we go get some food?” “yea wait a second” jack ended up staying 30 minutes longer then a second and you were growing annoyed so you left by yourself, without telling anyone, in jacks car.

jack was blowing up your phone he had called you probably 30 times but you were picking up your food and didnt want to be rude to the lady so you just waited to call him back.

as soon as you called jack back and were on your way back jack was very pissed at you, and you could hear it through the tone of his voice “where are you? are you crazy! why didnt you tell me you were trying to go somewhere? y/n come back now!” “jack chill, im on my way back, i was hungry and you ignored me so i went to get some canes” “y/n baby were going home as soon as you get here” “fine”

once you got there jack was outside waiting looking like an angry mother.

you hopped out the drivers side making your way to the passenger side while jack started walking to the car.

“y/n, dont ever, ever! pull that shit again” “whatever” you continued eating your food tuning our whatever jack was saying “y/n i’m serious you could have got hurt” “im sorry j, can i just eat without being yelled at now??” “fine”

-

once you and jack got home you were about dont with your food so you went to you and jacks shared bedroom and put on a movie for you guys to watch until 3:00, the time on the baby shower, it was only 12:30 so you and jack decided on avatar.

you of course fell asleep so jack put the blanket up to your chest and hugged you closer on him while he finished the movie.

once the movie was over he work you up and it was around 2:30.

“baby wake up its 2:30” “2:30?! why didnt you wake me up earlier!” you hurried and got out of bed and started to get ready, touching up the makeup from your photoshoot and putting on a pink and white dress while jack decided he was going to wear whatever color you wore. so he put on a pink and white suit.

by the time you were dressed people had already started making their way to the gender reveal so you hurried up and got in the car as quickly as possible.

“jack come on!” “im coming

-

once you and jack finally made it to the reveal you started talking to some of your younger cousins while jack was playing with your nephew, he looked so good with kids.

once you were done talking to family you went over a found your way to jack.

“hi baby” “hi j, what time are we doing thr reveal again?” “around 5:30, its starting soon its about 5 right now” “ok baby boy”

people started gathering around you and jack by the ‘oh baby’ sign and handing you both poppers that had the babies gender in them

“3! 2! 1!” you and jack twisted the poppers and pink came out.

“OH MY GOD JACK!” jack came hug you from behind kissing all over you “baby, we have to start getting baby names ready” “ok but thats not important right now!”

everyone had left to go the the common area and started celebrating while you and jack stated out side for a minute looking at the pink confetti on the ground.

“im going to be a girk dad..” “ ‘n in going to be a girl mom.” you and jack both started laughing and thinking about shopping for babies until maggie brought you in for cake.

everyone around you started hugging bring in to you and jack “were so proud of you y/n!” “thank you guys so much for coming!”

after eating everyone started leaving so you and jack went home when everybody was gone

-

“come on jack lets go shower then we can watch movies” “ok, but your just gunna fall asleep during the movie” “i wont!” “whatever baby, come on”

-

after the shower you and jack picked out scream 1 to watch, you stayed up for the whole movie because you loved scream and jack was surprised, but after the second movie you fell asleep in jacks arms so he moved everything off you and onto the floor and cuddled into you.

“goodnight sweet girls, i love yall.”

(a/n sorry if the ending feels rushed, it kinda was because i didnt know what to write..)

[beautifulpersonpeach]

sorry about bringing a sensitive situation to your blog again Bpp but I can't keep quiet. The way people are acting makes me very uncomfortable. All you said was that even tho you think a BTS boycott is misguided people can decide for themselves and that everyone will do what they want, you listed the Gaza charity you're donating to but someone is calling you brainless zionist for that?? When 'propalestine armys' are already saying BTS should be held accountable for 'making them feel unsafe'?

BTS???!!!???

It's reminding me of when people attacked you for 'not holding Jungkook responsible for sportswashing' during the Olympics. People came to your blog, a jikook blog, and were attacking you for not allowing them to call Jungkook a murderer!

If people want to boycott they should boycott without trying to solicit support and then attacking people, calling them zionists when they say they disagree with their method!! It's driving me crazy seeing what's happening. I'm from the US. I've marched in protests, written and called my representative, I skipped buying a new microwave and TV system I've been saving for because a portion of my income now goes to Palestine charities, I talk about Gaza everywhere, but 'armys' on twitter are calling me a zionist because I don't think it makes sense to punish j-hope for Scooter Braun. For V's new song I saw people checking the catering team to see if someone there was a zionist! They're doing background checks on the CATERING TEAM.

What will these people do if nothing changes by the time Jin comes back? How will they escalate things? They are getting more and more angry and already attacking the members Bpp you saw it yourself.

Please talk about this. I know you're avoiding this topic but please talk about this. I feel I'm going crazy Bpp. The hate is getting so much the thought of Jin coming back to this mess scares the fuck out of me. What are your genuine uncensored thoughts about this? What is the worst case scenario? I'm thinking of leaving the fandom until Jin comes back because this is too much!

*

Ask 2: BPP, the ask about the boycotts, what did you mean by focus on tannies is misguided? Its a hard topic so I understand if you want to avoid it but I'd appreciate if you can you explain why.

***

"It's reminding me of when people attacked you for 'not holding Jungkook responsible for sportswashing' during the Olympics."

I think you mean World Cup, lol.

Anyway, me not talking about it is less about me avoiding the topic, and more because I've talked about this before and really hate repeating myself. As I said back then, the way I see it, what's at the root of this issue is people demanding Collective Responsibility. I've talked about this on my blog for a long time.

I talked about it when ARMYs where saying Jungkook should be held accountable for Qatar's hate crimes;

I talked about it when someone sent me an ask about Black multis calling to boycott BTS during the Black Lives Matter movement;

I talked about it when people asked me why I still support BTS even though they work with Supreme Boi;

I talked about it when people asked me why I didn't boycott Jimin even though he worked with Bobby Jung;

I talked about it when people where saying BTS should be held accountable for ARMYs actions as a fandom;

I talked about it when I said I don't hold Taemin responsible for Shawols attacking Yeonjun and other idols who covered his songs.

...I've been talking about this for a long time on my blog. About how the issue at its root is using BTS and/or k-pop idols as a proxy to punish people actually responsible because it's simply easier to use BTS and/or idols k-pop stans already feel they have control over. There's really no point talking about this, because what's happening here is a bigger phenomenon than just Palestinian ARMYs wanting to hold HYBE and/or BTS accountable. It happens with artists and their fans generally, outside k-pop as well.

Like I said all those other times, Collective Responsibility (CR) perhaps isn't a phrase we've all heard before, but it's an impulse a lot of people have. It is also considered by ethicists to be demonstrably and fundamentally immoral, because it is punishing someone not directly responsible for the beliefs and actions of another person, as though they are responsible. It's an expression of Association Fallacy (AF), the worst examples of which show up in our society as genocides and holocausts. Also, a consequence of AF is that it leads to purity tests, because then anyone connected to the guilty party becomes fair game. It's how people can rationalize scrutinizing the catering team hired for a music video by a k-pop group to use as evidence of a Zionist infiltration conspiracy.

This is something particular to me, and it is that I strongly believe in holding the people actually responsible, responsible. Because once you start using proxies or expanding that locus of responsibility, an impartial application ropes in more people including those who actually aren't responsible, and so it demands people being selective about who they think should be scapegoated. And 9 times out of 10, people choose targets they feel they already have influence or control over. It's simply human nature.

Because we are talking about ARMYs, HYBE and BTS, I'll give three examples specific to the fandom.

One.

Last year when October 7th happened, myself and a few ARMY friends were talking about the fall out and predicted that what's happened since, would happen. But the focus of our discussion was led by some friends who are American. America is the largest funder of Israel. If we were to draw a tree map of who contributes the most to Israel's military complex among BTS, HYBE, and the fandom, it would be US ARMYs by virtue of their tax dollars, discretionary spending on brands like McDonalds and Remax (notice Starbucks is mentioned in that article exactly zero times), and university tuitions and academic membership fees as some of the largest funders of Israel are American universities. My friend, let's call her M, said last year that if the focus is to have an impact on the situation in Israel, the largest focus would have to be American-centric and on established institutions. These were the arguments she gave our group when people were calling for boycotts of Golden.

Fast-forward to Winter 2024, Israel's campaign in Gaza has escalated to a full on genocide, people are more angry, more restless, and more hungry for retribution. Calls for boycotts are louder. I don't want to single this person out so I won't mention them, but to drive home my example, I've noticed one of the ARMYs calling for boycotts of BTS is a UC Berkley professor - a university that has long documented direct ties to the Israeli government, as well as research in the West Bank, and she's a professor in a department that receives Israeli funding... UC Berkeley in general has been in the news as a focus point of Israeli-Palestinian clashes over the last 10 years and especially this year.

Now, personally I have no issues with this person as like I've said, just because she's associated with a guilty party paying for the government's actions in occupied territories, doesn't mean she is responsible. However, the minute you expand the locus of responsibility, to use the logic of proponents of the BTS boycott, the question then becomes why this person is able to compartmentalize their receipt of Israeli funding via their salary and their continued fee paying to a university with long ties to Israel, why they are demonstrably still patronizing several brands on the BDS list, but they are focusing their attentions on Scooter Braun and using BTS as the tool to do so. Granted, it would be far more difficult to divest themselves from a portion of their salary even though it comes from Israel, or to stop using many of the American brands on the BDS list. BTS on the other hand, although they contribute significantly less to Israel's campaign of violence, is a Korean band that simply constitutes a hobby for this person. BTS and HYBE are far easier ways for this person to express their hate of Israel via Scooter Braun, all they have to do is not spend their Israel-American funded salary on this hobby, and so this is where this UC Berkeley professor expends most of her efforts - leading the HYBE Divest from Zionism movement.

In contrast to my next two examples, we don't yet have a conclusion to this latest BTS boycott campaign.

Two.

In Spring 2020, the Black Lives Matter (BLM) movement took off in the US and quickly became a worldwide campaign. Around the same time, Yoongi released D-2 and one of the tracks included a sample of Jim Jones' speech. Jim Jones was a psychotic cult leader responsible for the massacre of ~1,000 people at Jonestown, people he lured there under the pretense of a racial utopia where White, Black, and people of all races would be equal. Because of this promise, his followers were overwhelmingly Black. It is one of the worst mass deaths in US history, and it was the result of a sick White man hijacking the Civil Rights Movement. Still, Jim Jones' speech has been sampled in many works over the years, such as: Pretty Picture by The Used (an American band) which used the same sample speech as Yoongi, and Jonestown by Post Malone which had been released two years before Yoongi's song, also referenced Jim Jones. Both times these artists have referenced this atrocity without backlash or issue, and those are just two examples out of a very long list. That particular song by Yoongi had also been completed in 2019.

However, with the backdrop of the BLM movement, all it did was raise emotions to a nuclear pitch in a k-pop fandom where even the smallest issues become huge scandals. K-pop stans demanded a boycott of BTS and this included some Black multis and ARMYs. When BigHit released the statement and apology that it was a producer who had put it in, regrettably, Black multis strengthened their call for a boycott demanding that it would continue until Yoongi himself took responsibility, named the producer, and fired him. BigHit was declared a racist institution and every incident of Black erasure since then (such as Weverse articles) revives that assertion.

The fandom before Dynamite was far less fragmented than it is now, and so the response from the fandom was to rally behind Yoongi, and match BTS's US$1 million donation to the BLM movement. Several Black multis who didn't get their demands 'left' the fandom, and some became unabashed antis. Many of those Black k-pop fans support groups that worked with unapologetic racist white and Korean people during that time and since, groups they've not made the same demands of.

That was the conclusion of that BTS boycott campaign.

Three.

Many artists were dragged when it was revealed they would perform at the 2022 World Cup, because they were deemed as complicit in Qatar's human rights violations. They cited the Qatari government's history of hate crimes against LGBT+ people and minorities, and also the construction of the main stadium where thousands of migrant workers died due to inhumane working conditions. Some artists took that criticism to heart and dropped out. When it was announced that Jungkook would be singing Dreamers at the World Cup, people called for him to drop out and some fans called for boycotts of BTS until that happened.

Notably, many of these people didn't extend their calls to any of the teams actually participating in the World Cup. Many k-pop stans who called for Jungkook to drop out, themselves watched the World Cup. Several multi stans decided this was the final straw in what changed their perception of Jungkook as a good person, and in their support of BTS more generally, and unstanned.

Most ARMYs settled for 'condemning' Jungkook or expressing disappointment for HYBE's sportwashing, but again, it was interesting to see many of the same people happy and rooting for Son Heung-min. The response of the fandom to that boycott campaign was largely to ignore it, I suspect many people don't even know people called for boycotts.

That was the conclusion of that BTS boycott campaign.

**

Collective Responsibility is something some people are instinctively critical about, being careful of where to assign blame. It's why the only Korean company listed in the official BDS boycott list, is HD Hyundai, a company that sold machinery used demolish homes in Palestine; while a company like Samsung that invests in Israel and has an R&D center in Israel isn't on the BDS list, because there is yet to be a direct link between the work of that subsidiary and the loss of life in Gaza. Now, people are free to boycott Samsung if they want, but others are just as free to find the basis tenuous at best.

I keep saying people are free to do what they want, and it's perfectly natural and more than understandable if someone cannot stomach the idea of Scooter Braun working with BTS and decides to unstan them as a result - which, just like the other BTS boycott campaigns, is what I suspect will be the end result of this latest boycott if HYBE does not meet their demands to remove Scooter Braun this year. The music industry is filled with undesirables, and so long as BTS are in the music industry, they will work with them directly and indirectly. Everyone decides for themselves what they can tolerate - for example some people couldn't tolerate buying Angel by Jimin because a convicted rapist was featured on the song and they didn't want him to get their money, but they could tolerate buying and streaming Filter though it was also made with a convicted sex offender.

Personally, I was angry the Angel feature happened because it was one of Jimin's first solo American projects, one of his first introductions to the American public as a solo artist, and I felt he could've had a much better feature than someone many Americans already found distasteful. I believe I've been explicit about my dislike of Scooter Braun on my blog and about how I feel he is not the best partner for HYBE in the US. My views on his belief in the two-state solution and sentiments about Israel which he bases on being descended from Holocaust survivors, while admittedly complicated, only add to my dislike of him.

Still, I don't hold BTS responsible for him, and so I think any act to boycott BTS on his account is misguided. But this boycott campaign is what to expect from k-pop stans. It's happened before and will happen again because people feel the way they feel, at the end of the day. And because there's already a latent expectation in k-pop fandoms that you're entitled to a safe space in k-pop, and that companies cater to you. It's the flip side of the parasocial contract and how this industry has built insane levels of fan loyalty. It's why many of the people calling for BTS boycotts and HYBE divestment, aren't doing so for UMG, Atlantic Records, Warner Music, and a handful of other American labels and their artists who have more established ties to Israel than Scooter Braun.

As to my views on how HYBE could respond, I'm waiting till after the GSM on the 29th to form an opinion.

I hope this answered your questions and concerns, Anons. I'd genuinely prefer to not talk about this again.

[graysonshmayson]

AITA for “stealing” my dad’s son?

Ok, stealing is hyperbole, but that's just what my brother says. I also find your theories as to what the “family business” is hilarious (my favorite guess is mafia), but I really can’t tell y'all for privacy reasons! No, a child technically doesn’t have to fulfill the role in the company, it just makes sense for the role and also is sort of a habit now? It’d actually be kind of weird if it wasn’t a kid. But that’s all I’m saying on that. 

Ok so I’ve already made a few viral posts about my relationship with my dad about my brother in this post and then about him not taking care of himself in this post. I really recommend you read them for full context because there’s only so many times I can repeat the same backstory. Short version: my (M28) dad (M48), took me in after my parents were murdered and I then created and fulfilled a role in the family business until I moved out and started my own at 18 due to our tense relationship. A lot of stuff has happened since the last post: first of all, y’all remember T (M17) from the last post? He is now legally my brother! My dad adopted him a few months ago after his parents died which honestly was a crazy ordeal that could be its own post. Secondly, J (M19) is alive??? He legally died for a time, but it turns out he did not die like we thought and came back a few years ago. Anyway, he comes home, and is furious with my dad because the guy that killed him was still a free man and he thought our dad didn’t do enough to catch him. Honestly, he wanted our dad to kill him. Which my dad did not want to do because, like, murder is generally wrong. He was also super mad about my dad “replacing” him in the job like a) he didn’t replace me and b) T forcefully volunteered for the job. Like made my dad accept him. Anyway, J got super vengeful and started getting involved with crime, and literally drug trafficking and all sorts of shady things. The third and most pertinent update is that my dad had a surprise son! A couple years ago, an old fling came around with a kid and said that he needed to take care of him for the foreseeable future while she took care of things following her father’s death. The kid, D (M14), was super angry and violent, clearly raised in a tough situation and mourning his grandfather. 

Here's where my frustration with my dad begins: by the time D showed up, me and dad were like fully okay again. We talked, I visited and helped out, etc. but he didn’t want D at first. He didn’t trust him, and didn’t even want to give him a chance because he was raised by his mother and her father, which is a whole terrible mess of a situation that I can’t even get into. Don’t get me wrong, D was and is extremely difficult. When we first met, he tried to start a fight and told me to “remember who is the blood son”. But he’s just a kid . Yeah, his behavior was troubling at best, but it was because of his awful home situation and reconciling his idolization of his grandpa who was actually a terrible person. He’s as mouthy as he is precocious, but if you really spend time with him, you can see that he’s a good kid under it all. So D shows up, and pretty quickly wants to get involved with the family business. I could tell pretty quickly that even though he tried to act all nonchalant, he really wanted to prove himself to our dad. My dad flat out rejected him at first. He barely wanted D staying with him, let alone being involved in the work. I had to fight this man to give his own son a chance, just like he did for the rest of us. Do you know how hard it is to convince your adoptive father to not shun his own son? It’s kind of scary. 

To give him the benefit of the doubt I can understand his concern. He nurtured me to the best of his ability and I scorned him, and then J died and came back hating his guts and a criminal and T is becoming so much like him it scares him. I think he was scared that he would fuck up another kid (not that I think he really fucked us up. He did his best). I helped D pretty much every day, whether he liked it or not and he eventually formed a mutual trust and respect with our dad. I don’t doubt that my dad loved D, but it frustrated me that it took all of my weedling to get him there. I think that D deserves the unconditional love that he wasn’t given growing up, and having to earn it like that from your own dad? Cant have felt good. He eventually took my old role from T, and has been doing it ever since.

Flash forward to a point around a year ago, my dad goes missing. He frequently drops off the map for work or something, but never this long. He was literally presumed dead. As the oldest, I took control of the family business which I honestly did not want to do. After years of trying to be independent from him, I really can't stress how reluctant I was to take the job, even though both T and J were vying for it too. But I was the best suited for it, so I did it. Because of this, I was working very closely with D. If he had it his way, D would be in charge of the company and he was not happy with taking orders from anyone but his father, so it was really tough to just gain basic respect from him at first. Eventually, though, we made a really good team and even though I was in a position I didn’t want, I felt very fulfilled by our work. I was so proud of D and the progress he had made. I think that while he and dad had a good relationship, dad didn’t really help a lot when it came to expressing emotions or anything like that. And boy, I have been to enough therapy to help with that. So then, a while ago, dad shows up again from where he had been, let's say indisposed , and all the sudden I’m out of the business again, because obviously I gave him his old role back. 

But I don’t know, if I’m honest it feels wrong sometimes without D. Sometimes he’ll come to the city where I live and help me out instead and it makes me really happy. I’m so glad he feels like he can come to me to talk to, or get away, or whatever. He has like one friend besides me and dad so I worry about him a lot. And when we’re all together again, I feel sort of proud when he looks to me instead of dad. Like in my head I think my dad is on thin ice. I worry that if D fucks up bad enough, he will never forgive him. I’m not shy about sharing my opinions on situations involving D with my dad which I can tell he resents it and has led to several arguments. I really can’t tell if I’m overstepping here. On one hand: he’s not my kid and I should probably respect the boundaries set by his father. On the other, sometimes it feels like I’m the only one in this kid’s corner. And I always will be. I don’t know if I can say the same for my dad. So should I keep trying to assert myself as a mentor in D’s life? Or stay out of it? 

[coulsons-fullmetal-cellist]

The Audition

(Dieter x horror loving female)

Words: 1, 505

Summary: Dieter has to audition for a role and then everything seems to go wrong for him, a character from this story makes a reappearance so check out that story first and this is a reference to a later story but I retroactively changed the film title because coming up with fake film titles is hard

Warnings: some swearing, Dieter gets sad and insecure about himself, drunkenness, vomiting

Check out masterlist here

Dieter dreaded auditions. Even an award-winning actor such as himself still had to put themselves through the ordeal of an audition. He was auditioning for the part of Captain Proteus in the much-anticipated Ocean of the Cosmos; the once thought hard to adapt comic book was finally getting its film adaptation. The last blockbuster film he did was Cliff Beasts 6 and that nearly killed both his career and him. He was reluctant about this one, but his agent told him he’d be good for the part, although he probably told that to all his clients, and he had to do more films that brought in the money. He couldn’t be an indie darling for the rest of his acting life.

He had been practicing his lines with you and he felt confident enough and you wanted to go out for a little celebration afterwards no matter what the outcome as it could distract him from his building nerves. But as soon as he stood in the waiting room, all confidence was fading away. He recognised the lines coming from the closed doors of the audition room. Everyone before him seemed to be yelling the part where Captain Proteus was telling Princess Thalassa that they could never be together no matter how much they loved each other, a bit like Casablanca but in space. And then who came out of the audition room but Jagar Aldritch.

“Oh hey Deets, you’re auditioning for this?” Dieter sensed the smugness, “They said I was great but, good luck.” Now all confidence had left him. He tried to remember how to breathe and pictured your face, calming himself. He got to the part everyone else would say with a mean tone to it, but it never felt right to him, he’d never yell at the person he was in love with.

“Our love will never become a reality, you’re a princess and I’m just the captain of this ship. They’ll never create a constellation of our story; we simply weren’t meant to be written in the stars.”

He couldn’t remember the audition much afterwards apart from the casting director saying, “That was certainly different, thanks for coming in, we’ll call you.” That spelled certain failure for Dieter. He walked out of the audition room feeling defeated but tried to focus on the little celebration you had planned. He looked forward to seeing your smiling face but what he saw was worse.

*****

“Fancy seeing you here.”

You looked up from your book to find the familiar face of Jagar Aldritch. You were surprised he remembered you after working on Hyde Away with Dr. J. Most actors you worked with barely gave you a second glance, let alone remember your name. Dieter was the happy exception and you planned to take him to a new dessert place once his audition was done.

“Um, hi.”

He gestured towards your book, “Oh Frankenstein, all about man creating man.”

“I know, I read it every year.”

“Frankenstein makes a great monster.”

“Yes, Victor Frankenstein did create a creature, but he was more an unfortunate abandoned soul.”

Jagar seemed bewildered by your statement, “Well it just proves that doctors are crazy. So what are you doing here?”

“Victor Frankenstein never actually graduated from university, everyone always forgets that part, but I’m waiting for my boyfriend.” You emphasised the word boyfriend but it seemed to slip through this mans smug filled head.

“That’s nice, you may be looking at the face of the new Captain Proteus. We should go out and celebrate.”

“Well I’m going to celebrate with my boyfriend Dieter who I’m waiting for.”

Your statement was followed by the sight of Dieter who seemed to be lost in his own fog storming away from where you were and outside, leaving you in confused oblivion.

“Guess you just became available.”

You left him with a disgusted look on your face as you rushed off to find your boyfriend.

*****

He wasn’t answering his phone and now you wished you had put a tracker app on Dieter’s phone, he’d run off somewhere and you must have driven all around the city to find him. You had returned home to hope that he would homing pigeon his way back, but it was getting dark soon and you were worried. After what seemed like hours, you heard a knock at the door, and you almost ran to answer. Dieter stumbled in as if he was leaning against the door, clinging tightly to the half empty bottle of vodka.

“Honey cakes! What are you doing here?”

“This is my place.”

The smile on his face bordered on the happy and crazy, “Oh, it is! That’s amazing!”

“Dieter, where were you?”

“I really wanted to get drunk so went to find alcohol. But then my driver went missing.”

“He dropped you off, so I’d take you out to celebrate after remember?”

“Oh,” he took a sip, “Then I asked how to get here, and this thing kept talking to me.” He pulled out his phone and looked at it with childlike fascination.

“You got directions from your phone?”

“I did? That’s amazing, everyone should have this!”

“Dieter, what happened at the audition?”

“I screwed up, like I screw up at everything.” He was swaying like he was a boat in a storm and turning a very particular shade of green. You rushed him to the bathroom where he almost immediately started retching over the toilet.

“Hold my hair!” There wasn’t much to hold but running your fingers through his hair managed to satisfy him. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry I’m such a screw up.”

You rubbed his back, “You’re not.”

“I am!” He crawled away from your touch and curled himself up in the small bathtub. “You shouldn’t be with a screw up. You deserve someone like that Jagar, not me.” The last words were whimpered out as tears were falling, he whipped them away and he soon drifted off into a sad slumber.

*****

In the morning, you drew back the shower curtain as sometime during the night, Dieter tried to drape it around himself like a blanket but failed. You handed your just woken boyfriend a glass of water which he gulped down.

“I can only apologise for my behaviour last night. I completely understand if you never want to see me again.”

“Now why would I do a silly thing like that?”

His guilty look turned to one of confusion as you managed to sit on the edge of the bathtub. “You haven’t told me what happened at the audition.”

Dieter sighed, “I was the last to audition so already that was bad, and fucking Aldritch had to be before me and obviously he was amazing. Then the casting people told me that what I did was different from everyone else. Then when I saw that fuckwit flirting with you, that made everything cave in on me because of course he’s going to get the part so why can’t he get you because I’m just a fucking loser.”

“You’re not a loser, you’re a way better man than Jagar.” Dieter tried to shrug this off, but you stopped him, “You’re the only man I’ve ever felt comfortable around. Even drunk, I wasn’t scared of you.”

“Oh.”

“Jagar tried to flirt with me even though I told him I was waiting for my boyfriend. Also, he tried to mansplain Frankenstein to me.”

“What a dick.” You couldn’t help but chuckle, “I can’t help it sometimes. It’s like you’re Miss Bianca waiting to be swept away by Jake and I’ll be left the loser like Bernard.”

“Hey, don’t diss Bernard, he’s got amazing qualities. Why else do you think Miss Bianca loves him?”

“Damn, you’re sexy smart.”

“I know, you tell me often enough.  Now I’m going to make you breakfast because you need food in you,” he was about to shrug this off, “And because I want to.” You left him with a his on his cheek, a smile ghosting on his face.

He eventually joined you in your tiny kitchen and sat down at your tiny kitchen table. His phone rang just as you were plating up. He mumbled an apology and moved out the room. A few minutes later he returned with a look of confusion on his face.

“Uh, that was my agent. The casting people showed my audition to the director, and they really liked my take on the character. I’m to meet with everyone this afternoon just to formalise everything but, I’ve got the job.” He said that last part like it was a question and he stared at his phone, still unsure of what he had just heard.

You however, sprang up and hugged him in the excitement. “That’s amazing!”

“Yeah it is,” he was still dazed.

“I guess you doing something different was a good thing.”

“They said it was the romantic scenes that sold them.”

“It was?”

“Well when I did them, I was imagining I was talking to you.”

Films referenced: The Rescuers Down Under (1990)

Books referenced: Frankenstein by Mary Shelley

Lovingly tagging @boliv-jenta @simpingcowboy @ellenmunn @o-sacra-virgo-laudes-tibi @brilliantopposite187 @chaithetics @myloveistoolittle @cevans-is-classic

[foreverautumn89]

And for the past two years they've been treating Murray like a pervert too

@rainingongallifrey

Exactly completely agree with you and I need to elaborate on this one. You know I love Steve, but what I can't stand is the anti-Jonathan st fans and their attacks on everyone else in Steve's name. All to 'defend Steve' when Steve doesn't even agree with them and it shows.

The way they talk and act about it you'd think that murray was showing Nancy how to peg Jonathan or something that night.

When really all Murray did was basically said 'knock off your foolishness. Don't hold yourself back from what you really want' [which was getting together with each other] just cause you're hung up on fitting in and living up to society expectations// and you are hung up on your abuse and dont want to trust ppl and let them in'.'

Thats what murray did. but thats a crime somehow and they completely spun it to fit their narrative.

They also said its an issue that j and nancy got together when they had been drinking yet it was ok when steve and nancy had sex because they were drinking?

so once again jonathan and murray are painted as the villains

Murray didn't even tell them to have sex and they act like he did. he said stop denying your feelings for each other and just admit it already. somehow the fans re-shaped that into him being a pervert.

i like how they turned the truth [Murray telling Nancy and Jonathan to knock off their foolishness and stop denying their feelings for each other and stop pushing each other away] INTO this: Murray is a gross old man getting under age kids drunk and forcing them to sleep together

and the murray talking to them in the morning scene : Reality: Murray [who became a journalist that tries to un-covers conspiracies and gets called crazy everyone acting like hes delusional all the time]] figured out what they did and why they were acting so weird and he was saying ''haha see I'm right about stuff. I'm not fooled. I'm not crazy. The truth can't get past me. I know whats really going on.'' What they turned it into: murray is a perverted old man that was turned on by Jancy sex.

Its like wtf. Where do they get this insane far fetched conclusions from? And its not just once. They do stuff like this ALL THE TIME!!!

And they seem to conveniently forget that it was STEVE HARRINGTON himself who got Nancy and Jonathan together. Yeah Murray encouraged them to admit their feelings for one another, but it was Steve who got them together. Steve who told Nancy to 'go with Jonathan' and when Nancy said No I can't leave Mike, Steve wasn't having any of it and convinced her to go with Jonathan so someone would be there for Jonathan during this hard time [with Will being possessed and all and he could have died when J just got his brother back. It was Steve who put Nancy and Jonathan together really. But they don't follow Steve's lead and be ok with that, instead they act like Murray, Nancy, and Jonathan all set out to wrong Steve.

And in fact they still say that too: Jonathan is Mr Steal your girl hahaha [No Jonathan didn't steal or even attempt to steal Nancy from Steve. That was Steve's S1 insane assumption. Then in S2 Nancy and Steve were broken up. In fact, Jonathan even stood up for Steve to Nancy to keep them together in S2.

And its not ok for Nancy and J to have slept together that night because x y z but it was ok for steve and nance to have sex when steve kept pressuring her about it and she did it just because she wanted to please him. But Murray says stop denying your feelings ONCE and somehow thats Murray ''pressuring her into doing it''.

They keep ranting about Jancys first time being wrong and problematic yet---Steve and Nancy weren't together/dating and had 'only made out a few times' as Nancy said to barb and Nancy rushed into sleeping with him even though they weren't a couple/were not together. But her rushing into sleeping with Steve isn't problematic to them, but sleeping with Jonathan who shes known and liked for years is problematic. Nancy wasn't Steves girlfriend. she was his latest pocket to stick it in-but that's totally wholesome to them, but nancy and jonathan stop denying their feelings after like 10 years or whatever-that's ''wrong and they weren't thinking clearly and let murray force them into it apparently because of the drinking'' ext ext. they didn't have any feelings for each other before then or anything right?

It's just insane. It's just absolutely insane how they turn **every single character** into a villain in order to paint Steve as a victim. Even Murray whos never really talked to Steve interacted with him or set out to wrong him. He just told Nancy to be true to herself and what she wanted. But hes been turned into someone who went out of his way to destroy Steve's life. It's ridiculous.

[gemstone-golem]

Week 1 of my daily art project: OCtober!

Its just a whole bunch of my ocs (plus my friends' ocs who im going to be drawing every weekend (not on day 1 tho)) in assorted halloween costumes/cosplays!

assorted info about my choices under the cut! also, my ask box is open if you wish to ask any questions about them!

-The Ball Lord is designed to be this hyper intimidating, but ultimately pathetic anime-style antagonist, hes crazy and his design reminded me of JJBA's The World, so i had a lot of fun with that.

-Starral is mainly dressed up as rosalina because of her origins. Shes a hyperactive lady whos super energetic and emits a literal aura of energizing energy, because shes all inspired by the Starman from mario. thats really the main reason i drew her as rosalina. pretty lady dressed up as pretty lady, sounds egood.

-Retina is another weird choice, shes a robot with giant eyeball screens for a head and shoulders, so i thought making her into "that one eyeball enemy from super mario 64" sounded fun. so Mr. I she became! shes also donned in a ton of lethal lava land textures because that sounded fun to do for me.

-the object fighters are all like. no thinking choices. potato is vegetable, so is pumpkin jackolantern! sprite is drink so is pumpkin spice latte! grapes are fruit so is cranberries and those are from thanksgiving but whateva!!!! theres a lot of lore about them im disregarding but the most interesting is that battle potato is a seasoned war veteran, thats about all i think is important enough to say.

-Bee-J is an infected hollow knight bee made by vespa, specifically having parts of his brain removed that make him act on violence. the hive collapsed and he was still alive and vespa's plan ultimately worked because he physically cannot think to be violent. anyways the radiance and bee-j are just a dumb comedy duo where beej is having a good time and the radiance wants him to fucking kill so bad. i thought turning the radiance into an afro sounded fun so i made im into the disco zombie from pvz sounded great.

-JAM-35 (or James) is just a gangly thin robot. making him look like endo 02 out of a bunch of spare junk like cardboard and tape sounded fun so i did that. im really happy with the pixelated face and the scan lines thats just something i wanted to say.

-Chill was specifically my friend's sona, she wanted me to draw her as the 14th doctor she cosplayed as once, and i did. i also kinda did it because i wanted to make one of my characters commemorate that me and my friend finished watching doctor who series 10 which was really fun. i had a great time with it! so this really just killed two birds with one stone. amazing awesome fun yes.

[pony-central]

TV Tropes That Apply to Naughty PonyCentral

Ascended Extra - she made a small cameo in the second Garfield crossover comic, along with Sick PonyCentral

Interspecies Romance - she has a human boyfriend - Naughty Boyfriend/Nathan Files

Abhorrent Admirer - when she was ten, she was invited to a book signing. She got to meet J. K. Rowling and got so excited that she fainted on the spot. Her book was signed twice

Does Not Like Spam - she hates anything with prawns in it. She's also not fond of strawberries or raspberries

A Day in the Limelight - "Love at First Bite" and its sequel focus on the love life of Naughty PonyCentral and Naughty BF

An Adventurer Is You - she falls into the Low Brow category based on her fashion choices

Ascended Fangirl - is this to J. K. Rowling

Attention Whore - is this to the Tumblr polls, which she kept losing, and begging everyone to vote for her which nobody did

Jerkass - she becomes this once she demands one last poll to prove that she isn't the worst person in existence

Berserk Button - Whatever you do, DO NOT TELL HER THAT SHE AND NAUGHTY BOYFRIEND ARE A ZOO SHIP. You will be killed instantly

Seven Deadly Sins - her cutie mark is a skull without the bones, which resembles her wrath to those who talk shit about her relationship with Nathan Files. She also loves Nathan to the point of killing someone, which is an act of lust and envy

Bitch in Sheep's Clothing - she may be a kind pony, but then again, she's not afraid to speak the truth

Blue Blood - she is half British, half Welsh

Cluster F-Bomb - she used to wear a pink shirt that said "Fuck You, Cyrus" on it. This was later changed to a blue shirt with 302 on it

Brutal Honesty - she isn't afraid to speak her mind

One of the Girls - she's the third PonyCentral to be introduced after Sick PonyCentral and Regular PonyCentral

Color-Coded Characters - her colour scheme consists of blue and purple

Ax-Crazy - she literally KILLED a random hater because he insulted her

Crippling Overspecialization - she is so focused on being teh perfect friend that she doesn't realise that most of the fandom hates her relationship with Nathan Files/Naughty Boyfriend

Crossover - has met Garfield

Deliberately Monochrome - she becomes colourless whenever she's in total shock

Prone to Tears - Of course, being a PonyCentral variant, she has had some moments where she breaks down crying

Early-Installment Weirdness - her old designs had her with curled hair, in comparison to her current look

Eat That - she admits to liking Sick PonyCentral's green pizza, despite it being greasy as Hell and slightly burnt

Enemy Mine - she is this to David Attenborough. She's just pissed off because he's still alive

Scenery Censorship - some of Love at First Bite's sequel had moments where her and Nathan would have passionate lovemaking, only for it to be censored by a blanket, a pack of Green M&Ms, or cut by the panel's corners

"Freaky Friday" Flip - Day 14 of ShipTober had her and Nathan swapping bodies

Gasshole - it was revealed during her date with Nathan at Taco Bell that she is equally gassy as DrugFriend, and demonstrates by letting rip one big fart. She also farts twice after eating Boyfriend's Donut Stash after stealing it from his house, and sharing it with Sick PonyCentral. Yep, Naughty PonyCentral can fart on command

Impossibly Tacky Clothes - her attire is pretty basic, with a lack of shoes, which is justified since she never learned how to tie shoelaces

Large Ham - she is capable of screaming at loud decibels

Jerk with a Heart of Gold - despite her hating all of the haters, she still showed some form of sympathy when Cob/Natt declared that he was going on a plane ride soon

Masculine Girl, Feminine Boy - she is the MG to Nathan's FB. She showed no mercy in killing one of the haters, and Nathan just stood there

Meaningful Name - her name is Naughty PonyCentral after all

Big Eater - she once ate 25 Hotdogs in one sitting

Friends with Benefits - she met Nathan at college and became friends with him, only to quickly kiss him for 25 uninterrupted seconds before developing a crush on him. They since then went on to becoming a romantic couple, even making love for the sake of their love, and having three kids, all without getting married

N-Word Privileges - while she does allow Nathan to swear freely, there are only two words she'll never let slip by her ears. No guesses as to what those words are

Official Couple - they made love to each other in complete privacy. Of course they're officially together

Picked Last - was always picked last for dodge-ball

Pink Is Erotic - her and Nathan share an apartment with pink bedding and pink soap

Real Women Never Wear Dresses - is never seen wearing a dress

The Rival - is this with Georgia NoLastName, Nathan's ex-girlfriend

Everyone Has Standards - Naughty PonyCentral is known as someone who's mostly kind-hearted. But, mess with her and Nathan's relationship, and you will meet a messy end

Messy Hair - she almost never brushes it. Her hair becomes more messy after lovemaking with Nathan

Barbie Doll Anatomy - heavily subverted throughout Love at First Bite The Sequel

Aww, Look! They Really Do Love Each Other - the entirety of Love at First Bite, and the sequel, has the couple doing a lot of kissing and cuddling

Love at First Sight - Nathan's first reaction to seeing Naughty PonyCentral at college? Blushing like crazy

All Women are Lustful - Lust is one of the Seven Deadly Sins, and Naughty PonyCentral blushing at the sight of Nathan's pee pee (cut by the panel) was enough to get her excited

Animesque - she sometimes gets this especially the vertical lines on the side of her head

Coming Out Story - she explained to Sick PonyCentral, via Zoom Call, that she's in a relationship with Nathan, who is a human. Regardless, Sick PonyCentral was super supportive of this sudden announcement

[overthinkingtaleblr]

I woudl love to know more about how your headcanons for the cree.pypasta school and its attendants.

o7 Can do for ya, Anon!

So, first and foremost, I've made it so the school is a college/community college now! I'm not sure which would work better, I just know that I'm calling it Black Lake, after a different in-universe high school (Well... they might already be the same, but the wiki sometimes treats them like two separate entities). This also means I'm fusing any non-contradicting traits about the schools as well.

"What makes it a school for Cree.pypastas if you're reworking what the Cree.pypastas even are?" Is probably the most important question in this situation. The school, as it stands now, is easily misconstrued as the "Supernatural School", but it really isn't. This school is one that is practically built upon the foundations of what this city (i still don't have a good name to replace littlebutts ^^;) embodies between the craziness and the supernatural. A human could go here if they felt that they wouldn't survive a day in a normal school, and someone considered "odd" can work their way into a school meant for "normal" people. This school is not for people who the World says is too weird to leave LB, NC-- its for people who love the city for what it is and chooses not to leave. It's merely a coincidence that so much of the student body is paranormal.

It's not the only educational facility in the area, which makes it funny that Ghost is an alumni. For my current lore, there also has to be (within reasonable distance):

A high school intended for normal people that Spencer attends currently.

A college intended for normal people that Billy and Maddie attend and are learning medicine at.

A high school surrogate intended for the paranormal that the Jennys attend. It's likely closely associated with Black Lake, if not a direct subsidiary.

"Fountain High School", a school that acts as a front for Darth Calculus. Maddie, Slendy, and Chakalata are all graduates from this program.

All of this was to explain where people may be getting their education from, why, and what the differences between the schools are on a fundamental level. <3

That's the actual school aside! It's incredibly well-funded and receives some attention from Darth Calculus on occasion. I'm going to go on about the teachers and students who I actually have ideas for under the cut, but I don't want to take up more space than I already have!

Staff and Faculty of Note

Note: Some of the faculty are pulled from random videos or my own brain because there is not much on the wiki about the Cree.pypasta school.

Bill H. Buckley ("lovingly" called Buttkicker by some students) - School's Chancellor

Not himself a paranormal entity, but actually a descendant of multiple survivors of big-name supernatural incidents.

Consider him to be descended from several quasi-failed Van Hellsings who actually learned to Somewhat mellow out and is taking a different directive at keeping people from getting murdered by the supernatural.

The H stands for Hellsing (joke)

Outside of his familial experience, Buckley has experience with the American military (he's a retired veteran) and studied School Psychology for his degree.

He came to head the school with the intention of ensuring that the occupants of the school go down as little of a harmful path as possible, hoping to save the rest of the world from heartache.

Because of his goals overlapping with some of the original PIE team's, he frequently invited T.Casket and some of his crew to give talks and lead panels. This did Not make him go any easier on Johnny Ghost (jr) while he was enrolled.

Margaret J. Java-Beane - Director of Staff Operations

Basically the person who ensures everything is running according to plan on the campus. Her job focuses on the functionality of the staff, but she likes to be involved with the students as well and frequently leads campus tours and meets newcomers.

Margaret is a former graduate of the school herself, which is part of the reason why she cares so much about its functionality.

She majored in education and minored in political science.

Considering all the serial killers in Cree.pypastas, I do think that they technically get their own category for attendees. Upon looking up to see if there are any Margarets in Cree.pypasta, I found like 4 different ones who were all associated with JTK.

All of that is to say, Margaret may have some literal skeletons in her closet.

Her surname is hyphenated because she is happily married and prefers to be addressed as Mrs.

If the Murder games that appear in some videos were real and was a game similar to Airsoft, Margaret would have a seasonal pass to the local arena.

Any time she crosses paths with one of the students under her care at one of these Murder Games, she does find it funny to target them.

Professor Sviggles - Professor of Biochemistry with a Bachelors in Cryptozoology.

He's heading multiple studies with several groups under his wing and is taking part in twice as many. He is exhausted all the time.

Sometimes he has to go out of his way to make sure his class is accessible, as he both has a German accent and a lisp. He works very closely with the disability department and is very particular that TAs assigned to him can follow his words so that no one is left behind.

Some of his on-campus research includes running tests on (consenting) students. This is to further his own understanding of the supernatural as a human, and to further the scientific understanding of the supernatural.

Due to his initial inexperience, he does believe at first that every student has to be visibly supernatural, but learns some who look like normal humans are in fact much more dangerous and vice-versa.

His schedule is emptier than most other teachers so he sometimes teaches Math 101.

He goes out of his way to take on as many odd and disturbing students as possible, both wanting to connect with them and research them.

He is easily exhausted and easily overwhelmed, so his classes are incredibly low-involvement and tend to be mostly lectures until he knows what he can handle from his class.

Doctor Chun - Doctor of Automotive Engineering and Chemical Engineering

Spends half the year in Nevada working with the American government at Area 51, and the other half of the year teaching at Black Lake.

In spite of himself, he's seen the students act far too careless to be trusting of them alone with the dangerous materials in his lab... Which ends up making them want to get through his defenses and break into his lab.

His passion includes studying cars that are clearly haunted and cars that have been messed with by the paranormal. He feels like that field of investigations is incredibly overlooked and he wants to know how much a ghost affects a car and in what way.

While he did not attend Black Lake for his first degree, he is considered to be paranormal and much preferred his experience with the school than his first attempt at college education.

He hasn't gotten a grant for that research yet, though, so he's biding his time for now.

Worked with Sally on her senior project in her last year of high school... partially because of her reputation as an Acachalla. Largely because of her reputation as an Acachalla.

Sam Maloney - Local Substitute

A graduate of Fountain High School, Sam frequently oscillates between the schools in the district, but spends the most time at Darth Calculus's. Because of this, faculty who are aware of how dangerous DC can be tend to be less trusting of him, and he has been blacklisted from teaching a few classes. He tries not to let it get to him.

He teaches well when it comes to just about any space-based subject and gets along incredibly well with extraterrestrial students.

He actually does have a Bachelors in culinary, which somehow makes him qualified to teach multiple chemistry classes. It boggles the mind of most students he teaches for, but no one can argue with his capability of teaching the lesson plan.

Sometimes, if he has to teach a class that he knows will be responsive, he'll bring his children - Canopus and Polaris- to class with him and basically has the class play "are you smarter than a fifth grader" against his children. They win sometimes.

Johnny Ghost - Teacher's Assistant

Both while he was a student at the college and after he made a name for himself at PIE, Ghost has worked as a teacher assistant at the school. I don't know who he worked for, but Ghost's dyslexia means it can't be Sviggles.

He barely remembers his time at the school aside from the classes, Casket was incredibly present during that period of time because he was in a space that allowed him to thrive (oops). As far as Ghost is aware, his college routine was eat, sleep, study, repeat.

He majored in Paranormal Investigation and is frequently called in to guest lecture for that course about the difference between paranormal investigation and ghost hunting.

He WILL lie to the students if they bother him too much.

- - -

Students

Bennett Hudson - Computer Science Major with a Paranormal Science Minor

Based on a once-occurring character, but mostly a classic pasta (Ben Drowned). His name is mostly set in stone, but that isn't the same for everyone.

He's a ghost (drowned :/)! He's taking extra classes to better understand himself as a spirit and hopefully gain back some of the freedoms he lost in death. He can't handle water.

He doesn't fully know what he's capable of, but he's excited to learn as much as possible. He especially likes messing with video games and watching how much he can change about them with his presence alone.

Not just that, he likes to create his own music by making 8-bit remixes of the old games he likes to play.

There was a time when he was vengeful towards whatever killed him, but he doesn't even remember what it was, so he's channeling the anger and pain into something productive.

He thinks Astronomy is stupid and thinks people who believe that the stars are telling them what to do is stupid. He's kind of mean about it, too, but in a trickster kind of way.

That is to say he DOES lie about his zodiac sign to watch people go like "Oh, that makes sense!" and then start telling him why he's the perfect libra or something (he's not a libra)

Jasper Cartwright - Civil Engineering Major

Based on a once-occurring character, but mostly a "classic" pasta (Herobrine). Apparently, Jasper means bringer of treasure, and Cartwright means crafts person... minecraft.

Jasper is legally blind, so for his own convenience he wears shaded glasses and walks with a white cane. Only, his glasses are a milky white instead of black.

He can still see a little bit, but mostly just shapes and colors, and they can be distracting.

There is something supernatural about him, but it's hard to put down and no two people agree on it, so he's stopped trying.

Much preferring wet weather without rain, Jasper likes it most when it's dull and foggy outside.

The man is an absolute candle addict, which is not a good thing to mix with being blind. His roommate insisted he have a spot dedicated to candles to prevent him from accidentally torching his dorm.

He's friendly with his siblings, but has completely dropped contact with his parents after a rough and exhausting childhood.

While he doesn't do anything with IT professionally, Jasper likes to code computer viruses in his spare time. He thinks it's funny when his friends fall for them and infect their own computers.

It's all fun and games until he turns in the wrong file and screws up his teacher's computer...

His older brother likes growing plants, and he's a plant-killer. It's painful, and Jasper has been banned from house-sitting.

Jeff Boredon - Veterinary Science Major

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (Jeff the Killer). His name might change for a further degree of separation, but his surname is staying.

He has a twin who decided to skip school and just enter the industry, and a younger brother who's still undecided about what he wants to do with his life.

The Boredon family is Filipino, but Jeff was raised in America and doesn't know much Tagalog.

There are long-healed burn scars on multiple places on his body, including his face, hands, and body. He gives a different answer any time someone asks him about them.

He has autism-- he tends to stim by standing/sitting in weird positions, and his knife is a comfort item.

Jimmy Casket once threatened him, so he tends to be kind of unhappy when people say that he reminds them of how the news reports on Jimmy Casket.

Heads an on-campus club of people who chose this campus because they're drawn toward murder, whether that be the game or... yeah.

Lily-Friend - Moral Philosophy Major

Based solely on a reoccurring character from the videos, and her name hasn't been changed at all.

She is a robot, one made to look as human as possible and she succeeds in that sense... but she always feels that there's a fundamental difference between herself and "normal" people. And it exhausts her.

Lily gave herself the surname of Kim from her creator, but she technically doesn't have one for herself.

She works multiple jobs between classes, because she thinks that as a robot, she doesn't need rest. She doesn't realize that her focus being so split is screwing up her grades.

Meeting at work and becoming close friends, Lily sometimes hangs out with Billy Acachalla. She doesn't want to put too much pressure onto him, but she feels like after they connected the whole world kind of just opened up to her.

Sometimes she goes haywire, and when she does she's a tad dangerous. Defensive programs running amuck... People have been injured and jobs have been lost.

Some of her teachers have noticed that she's not taking the best care of herself, but that mostly comes from the ones who think that she's a normal human who's going to get torn to shreds by the end of the year.

Mohan Sommers - Management Major with a Minor in Environmental Science

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (The Rake). Their name might change to give more of a connection to the original character, but his their first name comes from what the wiki claims one of their alternate names is.

A Ghoul, the kind of living dead that eat flesh but aren't necessarily zombies, similar to my version of Jenny Ghost. Part of why he loves the hectic nature of LB, NC is that people continuously die without consequence, and it allows him to eat whatever he wants.

Actually went to the school at the same time as Johnny Ghost, and is now married to Sally Betty Jessica with a child of their own... Though ghouls can't have kids, so they had to go to a donor.

He doesn't know why his child is a dragon, he has no idea where that came from, but he will be accepting all the same.

He's much closer with Johnny Toast than he is Ghost, and Ghost doesn't know if he should be annoyed or not.

He spent most of college working at a frozen yogurt place, and his friends would constantly try to bribe him to give them free samples.

Sometimes, he goes out hunting. With his bare hands. Dead things aren't always satiating enough. It's why he chose his Minor.

Slendy - Nursing Major

Based on a reoccurring character AND a classic pasta (Slenderman). I haven't had any good ideas to change his name yet, and I like to think it's a nickname Sally gave him.

He's a monster of some kind, there's a gaping hole to the void where his face should be. His father figure has him convinced this makes him unable to fit into normal society, but Sally might convince him otherwise.

He wants to feel like he's able to help people, which is why he took on the nursing major.

Also heads an on-campus club similar to Jeff. While Jeff takes in the killers, Slendy takes in the black sheep.

Not much else to say! He's sally's boyfriend, he's dedicated and loving, and he wants to see the world become a better place.

There are a couple more students who I know are at the school, but I've been working on this for the past six hours and I think I'm done for now haha...

I HOPE THIS IS WHAT YOU WERE HOPING FOR ^^'

[dumbbitchfrommars]

30.11.20

i politely told x, y and z that id rather be friends, and am not ready for a relationship, and still they try! its so obvious they want more! to be fair in z's case i did say we can play it out. but x and y are truly simping! its completely unattractive!

3.12.20

x wants more, y does, im dating like 4 people! and i still need to heal from L. what the fuck.

10.12.20

also, i can sense z's been hung up on me ever since we met, bless his soul. second try? hes just got so much growing to do. so does N! but those are entirely assumptions ive made, which i was never entitled to.

8.2.22

i have all year to implement my resolutions. yes maam! just as singing brings me joy, dancing heals me, and exercising reenergises me, cooking fulfills me. I AM EMBRACING ABUNDANCE!!! <3 I am a magical being. I am a vessel for powerful, healing energy. i am thankful. i am aligned and in high vibrations. i sm loved, appreciated, seen and understood. AND CONFIDENT! FEARLESS! I act on my adventurous impulses. i choose the enriching option, always. J...! yes, you, that 17/18 year old girl, worried about what everyone's thinking about you. did you know, they're all in awe of your presence in a room? intimidated by your beauty combined with genuine kindness, personality AND humour?! you're practically as perfect as they come! stop your overthinking, my love. nobody can hurt you w thoughts or words. <3

16.2.22

soon ill be starting many new things. change is wonderfully good! a catalyst for inner (and outer) transformation. new job, new stronger body, new relationships, new people, new connections, new everything! and opening my heart to others! to myself! i have become so wary of myself. i get it, i havent treated myself very lovingly in awhile. i know i deserve better, yes, but its like a muscle in my brain thats so well trained... possibly since i was a child. but i wont stop working away to build healthy, strong, positive habits within my self. self-love, reliance, trust, acceptance, in its absolute essence. my mind gets so clouded in these times of difficulty, that i forget whats most important to me. judgment, fear and disbelief paralyse me. but right now, on this full moon night, i reclaim my rightful confidence and limitless love. it was always there inside of me. i am a beautiful, divine being put on earth to love and have fun with every spare moment i have!

17.3.22

im filled to the brim with passion. i deserve success. im having fun! its a lot, and im sure a lot of it will be for nothing. but its fun. its nice having something to work towards. everything is falling into place, just how you planned it. im so, so, so very thankful for this moment. and every person that got me to where i am today. <3 healing... crazy how it really does work. its possible, mini me! and loving yourself. now i finally have space for loving everyone else. also, im learning to laugh at myself a little more. sometimes im annoying. im embarassing. i say or do the wrong thing. its inevitable. but ill always forgive myself. and laugh at my mistakes. and tell myself, i love her anyway. i love you, j! dont get all shy on me now! youre magically magnificent. you amaze me. keep it up queen! and stay true to yourself. following everyone else will only leave you in someone elses shadow for eternity. its my turn to be in the light. <3

22.3.22

dreams. they inspire me.

5.4.22

tonight i will dream of beautiful things. and tomorrow i will wake up in the best possible timeline. my legs are deliciously sore. i have all the time in the world. but there is no time like the present!