#its ok me too

[skriite-main]

rwby fans be like “my favorite characters are back!!!!!!!!! its their big return!!!!!!! have you seen them yet???????!!!!!!??” and its four stick figures with letters above their heads to label who they are

[dazaisflatass]

Y'ALL HORNY

[ominoose]

i stand corrected it appears i was indeed ovulating at the time of my most recent fic posting.

apologies and i will rescind the apocotiddies siege

HAHAHAHA

I accidentally predicted this I apologise for sniffing out your ovulation.

[auroreliis]

It’s totally hypothetical! I was just curious!

Suuuuure you were, anon. Sure you were...

[yuauaua]

sims cc drama is so funny

[athousandsuns2010]

already seeing a trend with that poll

[alterouslyinlove]

when xe tells you that you were in his dream >>>>>

[moonpetrichors-blog]

would you ever write for kiri???

ONE HUNDRED FUCKEN PERCENT BRO.

But this is giving me a giggle bc I’ve officially received requests for ALL sully family members 😭😭 yall are thirsty frfr

[yonphilia]

OH EM JEE!!! thank u for 1k 🫶🏼🧸💋

Gojo, the type of guy that constantly squishes your cheeks until you’re left with his literal fingerprints on your cheek

Gojo, the type of guy that would just hold your throat and pull you in for a kiss while you’re mid talking. He would be so gentle with his hands as they squeeze your thoat whereas his lips would literally be trying to mold into yours, teeth clashing and the unholiest sounds escaping his mouth.

Gojo, the type of guy that buys lingerie for you, but ends up trying it on himself because it caught his eye and he thinks he can pull off anything.

Gojo, the type of guy that instead of helping you zip up your dress, he breaks the zipper because he is so caught off guard by how soft your skin is and how goregous you look to him.

Gojo, the type of guy that brags about you to literally anyone he meets and definitely to old people! so they can compliment how much of a cute couple you two are.

Gojo, the type of guy to definitely say “you can take it” and press his hand on your stomach to see ‘where he is’ and would drag your hand down to your own stomach to let you feel him.

Gojo, is the type of guy that spoils you rotten and buys you whatever you like, he’s the type of guy that if he saw you staring at a necklace/ring or anything for more then a few seconds he would literally buy it for you even if you didn’t want it.

in conclusion, Gojo is the type of guy evey girl wants.

© yonphilia 2023

it’s nearly midnight and i should be sleeping but this man keeps me up all night 😵‍💫

[andstuffsketches]

girl who lives in a cave

[beanxiv]

i have 1k notes on this 😨😨

NEW SET (seishiro nagi x reader)

summary: nagi loves when you get a new set of nails. especially if you get them longer than your natural nails. why? 'cause head scratches after getting a new set of nails are the best.

wc: 615

warning: reader gets acrylic nails (still gn i think), fluff, petnames

note: i recently got my nails done so this is very self indulgent

"baby, i'm going out."

nagi lifts his head from his phone screen just barely so that he can glance at you and avoid having his character die. "where?"

"i have an appointment with my nail tech, i shouldn't be out that long." you move things around in your bag a bit, looking for your keys.

nagi shuffles off the couch, "i wanna come."

you find your keys and look up, "are you sure? you won't really have anything to do. i'm just getting my nails done and coming back."

"wanna be with you anyway," your boyfriend slinks behind you, dropping his chin on your shoulder and wrapping his arm around your waist.

you giggle when his breath tickles your neck, "alright, fine. but don't complain about how bored you are when you're sitting there for like an hour."

"'m not, just wanna watch and be with you."

and that's exactly what nagi does. from the moment you step in and greet your usual tech to the moment she starts filing away at your nails. he insisted on sitting next to you rather than sitting and waiting by the door.

"doesn't that hurt?" nagi mumbles, watching your nail tech file away at your nails at what looks like a painful speed.

when you assure him it doesn't he shrugs and pulls his phone out to keep himself busy. when he tires of that he listens to you and your nail tech exchange idle gossip here and there.

"–and this is sei," at the sound of his name nagi perks up a bit, paying more attention to the conversation.

your nail tech hums in interest, "oh? you mean the infamous nagi seishirou? the boyfriend you never keep quiet about?"

you giggle and glance at said boyfriend, "mhm, he wanted to come with me this time."

"looks like he's as clingy as you said he was," your nail tech jokes, starting to apply gel to your nails.

nagi pouts and you place your free hand on his thigh, "just jokes, sei."

he huffs and pulls his phone back out, counting down the minutes until he can get you back home and in his arms.

nagi counted 47 minutes before he could have you in bed, lying on your back with him on your chest. (47 minutes too long if you ask him.)

"do you like them?" you show nagi your new set and he nods against your shoulder, telling you the colors suit you.

absentmindedly, your hand finds its way into nagi's hair, you run your fingers through it and scratch his scalp.

"hmm," you stop when you hear nagi sigh with all the breath in his lungs.

automatically he lifts his head from your chest, "why'd you stop?" you look perplexed so nagi takes your hand and places it back on his head, "feels good, so don't stop okay?"

a soft smile pulls at your lips, "sei, you're not mad that i talked about you to the nail tech, right?"

nagi hums, "i won't be mad if you keep cuddling me and scratching my head."

your smile widens, "okay."

"and better you talk about me than another guy." nagi mumbles, eyes struggling to stay open.

you notice his battle against slumber and amusement falls on your features, "you like getting your head scratched that much, baby?"

"mhmm, keep the nails forever."

you giggle, "it doesn't work like that, sei. they only last a few weeks."

"then when these come off, i'll pay for new ones." nagi promises before his breath evens out and you see his eyes finally close.

© beanxiv — all rights reserved. copying, reposting, translating, and modifying in any platform or by any means is not allowed.

[animewolfboy12]

[daisybell-on-a-carousel]

Being someone who read Under The Red Hood and came out with the firm belief that, for Jason, it's not about killing Joker, it's about Jason wanting proof Batman would choose him over the Joker (bc shelia chose the joker). Makes seeing any other media where it's all about just wanting the Joker dead is a teeny bit frustrating. to be honest

Jason could've killed the Joker himself, really, really easily. Jason kidnaps the Joker before the confrontation. I can't open my comic for a reference right now, but it felt like he had the Joker for quite a bit before the confrontation. He had him. He beat him up with a crowbar. He had every single opportunity to kill the Joker himself, but he didn't because that wasn't his goal. Make no mistake, he did plan for the Joker to be dead by the end of it, but do you see what im trying to say here

Edit: If I knew this post was gonna get 1000+ notes I would've tried to word it better or something, this was a rant I made on the way to the grocery store 😭

It's not about making Batman kill either. When Batman says he won't kill, Jason adjusts and goes, 'Let ME kill the Joker or kill me to stop me' instead. The test is all about Batman choosing him. The whole final confrontation is Jason's first death again. The parent, The Joker, and the explosives. It even ends with Jason unable to move as a bomb goes off right next to him again because the parent didn't choose Jason. And instead tried finding an option that'd benefit them and (consequencely) letting the Joker walk, again, lol, lmao <-in agony

[bloominglegumes]

i love normal guys doomed by the narrative

[irunaki]

i watched the 1997 Odyssey movie

Circe drawing cuz shes so pretty

this is the scene in the Circe island with eurylochus n polites (or piglites, if u will) that i redrew with the epic designs

also Calypso is stunning too

dunno i just love pretty women

also Aeolus is a silly old man here AND I LOVE HIM HES SO HAPPY AND GIGGLY AND SILLY

ok now to the real thing

how did they make Hermes even frutier

hes so zesty i cant i was literally dying while watching this

this frame had me crying LOOK AT THIS

overall 10/10

the cgi and special effects had me rolling on the floor i cant tell if its bc they are good or too bad but either way very good

extra points for extra pretty women, i think i fell in love with Circe and Calypso twice now so good job on that

Also I love Athena so much specially when shes mesing around with Ody and then Telemachus, they're so cute

[butchlifeguard]

we need to destroy the idea that girls should wear makeup. normalize bare faces on prom queens and flower girls and cheerleaders. no products at all instead of '7 product simple makeup routine.' no more 10 step skincare and regular facials and dermablading and gua sha just to be comfortable with yr natural face. i want to see eye bags on the funny librarian and acne on the swim coach and wrinkles on all our adult role models. i want to see a 16 year old girl that has never tried putting on eyeshadow. i want to see a 7 year old girl who doesn't have to go out and buy powder for her dance recital. i want to see trans women and girls everywhere to never have to wear makeup, regardless of how well they 'pass.' no more 'contouring to look masc' either. a post-beauty industry world is possible

reblogs are on but if you bring up the stage makeup point that i have addressed three times yr blocked on sight ☹️