#its not for like
Explore tagged Tumblr posts
animentality · 4 months ago
Text
I saw the trailer for the new alien movie and I saw this guy getting throat fucked by a face hugger and it was like.
graphic. elongated. really detailed.
and I knew.
that was someone's fetish.
someone's watching sfm facehugger porn.
796 notes · View notes
sunriseovergotham · 6 months ago
Text
characters have to be a little bit awful in ways that you cant defend. its good for the ecosystem. your honor he did do that. He did in fact do that
108K notes · View notes
puppyeared · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
filipina miku!! my mom helped me with her outfit ^_^
63K notes · View notes
everythingwasnormalhere · 6 months ago
Text
pls rb if you think cuddling doesn't have to be s3xual
im tryna prove a point to my bf's mother help me out
71K notes · View notes
liquidstar · 6 months ago
Text
my brother was making fun of me and our other brother for having the same haircut, and we were immediately like "what the fuck are you talking about? you had this EXACT SAME haircut like a year ago. this is your haircut too. jackass." so we start arguing back and forth until our mom stops us and says "come here." and she brings out her ID from when she was a teenager and... its the same haircut.
68K notes · View notes
spitblaze · 5 months ago
Text
[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
59K notes · View notes
aropride · 3 months ago
Text
interaction i have with shocking regularity is when someone’s complaining abt someone they know and theyre like “ughh they’re 21 and dont have a job and refuse to learn to drive” and then they remember who they’re talking to (me. 21 cant work cant drive) and go like
Tumblr media
38K notes · View notes
tothechaos · 10 months ago
Text
this is what every tiktok screenshot looks like to me
Tumblr media
124K notes · View notes
enemywasp · 7 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
I'm sorry I keep posting my tiktok comments but please. What does this mean. What do people THINK shipping is for anymore???
76K notes · View notes
stemmmm · 1 month ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
38K notes · View notes
spooksier · 7 months ago
Text
young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
56K notes · View notes
septemberkisses · 11 months ago
Text
the fact that i'm no longer the same age as the protagonists of novels and films i once connected to is so heartbreaking. there was a time when I looked forward to turning their age. i did. and i also outgrew them. i continue to age, but they don't; never will. the immortality of fiction is beautiful, but cruel.
158K notes · View notes
agoodflyting · 5 months ago
Text
David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.
49K notes · View notes
haunted-xander · 6 months ago
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
If you skip a meal Senshi will materialize next to you w/ food at the ready
41K notes · View notes
starridge · 3 months ago
Text
Tumblr media
puppet hour was brutal
44K notes · View notes