#its not fair!!

[barknwuff]

What even is the point if an older boy isnt giving me hella weed while he calls me his little brother and fucks me silly

[ivy-pendragon]

So he is basically saying his chances on winning the tournament are none, cause this man never tells the truth and he would never spoil the final like that. Thank u FOR NOTHING.

[wongkarwine]

the way rich people (and/or men) have so much free time from outsourcing the labor needed to maintain a home is unfair. laundry, cleaning, cooking and childcare. the privilege of working from home or living near enough work where you don't commute 90 min a day. I wanna scream

[hangingoffence]

why do i have to endure going to work when i could be home drawing pics of joseph joestar???

[guardian-angel12]

I think I just fainted. they're driving me crazy

[chiptrillino-art]

(ID in ALT Text) Happy very, very late Mother's Day!

I am not saying that zuko is sokkas substitute for kya. or they look in any way similar! The whole concept here is that something was happening at the moment, be it how they were laying in bed, how the hair pooled over the pillow, or how sokka was able to hold onto it. It just brought sokka back. It triggered a memory, and suddenly he relived a brief memory. Making him suddenly miss his mother again. hope you enjoy!

[chloesimaginationthings]

The true meaning behind FNAF princess quest

[malowisp]

Do you ever just ?

[yuckyfucky]

PLZ im tryin so hard not 2 spam, omfg?!~

reader with her own fingers in her mouth eyes rolling back as boxer!abby is railing her with only her strap and a dangerously open white shirt on. real.

being naked and all sprawled out on the change room benches, crying out for abby as she’s deep inside your tight cunt. your eyes are barely able to open up right, so consumed by the immense amount of pleasure done by her hips and sweet praises whispered into your ear.

“where’s my girl,” you could feel her hand slowly slide up to your throat, grasping onto you softly. “open those eyes for me, pretty. lemme see you.” her voice falls short, letting out a moan herself. “mm, abby.. a-abby..” you’re whimpering, blabbering around your own fingers at this point, the edge of your release nearly washing over you. “over here, baby. that’s it, that’s my girl.”

[inkskinned]

probably time for this story i guess but when i was a kid there was a summer that my brother was really into making smoothies and milkshakes. part of this was that we didn't have AC and couldn't afford to run fans all day so it was kind of important to get good at making Cool Down Concoctions.

we also had a patch of mint, and he had two impressionable little sisters who had the attitude of "fuck it, might as well."

at one point, for fun, this 16 year old boy with a dream in his eye and scientific fervor in heart just wanted to see how far one could push the idea of "vanilla mint smoothie". how much vanilla extract and how much mint can go into a blender before it truly is inedible.

the answer is 3 cups of vanilla extract, 1/2 cup milk alternative, and about 50 sprigs (not leaves, whole spring) of mint. add ice and the courage of a child. idk, it was summer and we were bored.

the word i would use to describe the feeling of drinking it would maybe be "violent" or perhaps, like. "triangular." my nose felt pristine. inhaling following the first sip was like trying to sculpt a new face. i was ensconced in a mesh of horror. it was something beyond taste. for years after, i assumed those commercials that said "this is how it feels to chew five gum" were referencing the exact experience of this singular viscous smoothie.

what's worse is that we knew our mother would hate that we wasted so much vanilla extract. so we had to make it worth it. we had to actually finish the drink. it wasn't "wasting" it if we actually drank it, right? we huddled around outside in the blistering sun, gagging and passing around a single green potion, shivering with disgust. each sip was transcendent, but in a sort of non-euclidean way. i think this is where i lost my binary gender. it eroded certain parts of me in an acidic gut ecology collapse.

here's the thing about love and trust: the next day my brother made a different shake, and i drank it without complaint. it's been like 15 years. he's now a genuinely skilled cook. sometimes one of the three of us will fuck up in the kitchen or find something horrible or make a terrible smoothie mistake and then we pass it to each other, single potion bottle, and we say try it it's delicious. it always smells disgusting. and then, cerimonious, we drink it together. because that's what family does.

[tattoosingarishhues]

[hinamie]

sry i have chronic only draws megumi disorder the doctor said it's terminal :/

[egophiliac]

tsum events really are just the best, huh

[crow-person]

i miss my wife tails...i miss her a lot

[kipper-face-penny-bottle]

I love that Adaine goes, “Oh, she’s STUPID” whenever an NPC has an off moment when her best friends are:

-a guy who tried to fight hardened pirates with the members of his dad’s pyramid scheme

-a girl who tried to ribbon dance down a tower

-a guy who got tattoos of incomplete anagrams because he thought they were clues

-a guy who thought every stranger was his dad

-Hilda Hilda

[despazito]

I'll be honest it's gotten harder for me to definitely rank movies as I've gotten older like whenever I sit down to rank things now I'm just thinking about this tweet