#its not a phase au

[farbexx]

them. hahhahha..

@66zl33gr

[fizzuh1strawbearies]

@farbexx and @66zl33gr I drew this bc I saw your art and I liked the INAF au

[66zl33gr]

It's Not A Phase AU!

aka me and @farbexx's self indulgent highschool AU

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TW: This AU includes topics of drug usage and self-harm addictions. The info dump below will not include it, but it is included in AU content. View at your own discretion.

Summary:

The AU follows the Hamilton characters' life in a Polish high (or primary) school (except it's based on our experiences in Polish school so they're all at least a bit alternative queer and mentally unwell suck my balls (/j) )

Alexander Hamilton

Character Info:

The majors might not make sense but I attempted to explain it in English as best as I can.

17 years old, he/him, humanistic subject major.

John Laurens

17 years old, he/him, graphic design/polygraphy specialty major.

Lafayette (im not typing allat we all know his full name)

17 years old, he/him, French-Ukrainian, gastronomic specialty major.

Hercules Mulligan

18 years old, he/him, tailoring specialty major.

Thomas Jefferson

17 years old, he/him, language subject major. Did an exchange year in France.

James Madison

17 years old, he/him, programming specialty major.

Aaron Burr

17 years old, he/him, math-physics subject major.

Angelica Schuyler

18 years old, she/her, math-physics subject major.

Elizabeth Schuyler

17 years old, she/her, education specialty major.

Peggy Schuyler

16 years old, she/her, ad creation specialty major.

Philip Hamilton

9 years old, he/him, no major since he's in primary.

George Washington

47 years old, he/him. He's everyone's PE teacher and everyone but Philip's homeroom teacher. How are they all in the same class despite having different majors? Don't ask me, I don't know. They just are.

Relationships:

Alexander and Thomas are dating, they used to date in secret, firstly because everyone thought they hate each other, then later because they found out people have bets on them and they wanted no one to win.

Maria and Eliza are dating after Alexander introduced them to eachother. (Maria and Alexander never had any romantic connection in this AU, they're just friends that go way back and Alexander introduced Maria to everyone after she began attending the school this AU takes place in.)

Lafayette and Hercules have a bromance that is painful for everyone to watch. Basically just a ton of repressed emotions, kissing the homies goodnight and "no homo".

Aaron is in love with Alexander, it's really onesided. Alexander used to like him, but Aaron never confessed and thus missed his shot. Now he just painfully pines for him and vents everything to Theodosia, who in this AU is his online best friend.

Lafayette and Peggy are best friends. They have a Tiktok account where they go into drugstores and eat the product. It's weirdly famous.

John and Alexander are also best friends, they're literally the "dumb and dumber" trope. They used to date in 5th grade for like 2 weeks and now tease eachother mercilessly about it.

Thomas and James are (again) best friends, with them being the "you have to wear earplugs around him" and "has not spoken more than 3 sentences to anyone but Thomas unprompted" duo. They have gossip sessions together, with Thomas running the school gossip page and James picking up on a lot of gossip since people don't worry about him overhearing "because what's he gonna do?" they have a LOT of gossip.

Everyone else is friends, they're a big friendgroup but they make it work.

Alexander and Philip are brothers. Their parents force Alexander to take Philip everywhere he goes (except when he's hanging with someone one-on-one) so Philip is pretty much incorporsted into the friendgroup.

I might post headcanons about individual people or smaller groups, if you made it this far comment who you'd like to see headcanons about.

[cubbihue]

The consequences for gravely harming several fairies due to an outburst of magic is several years in solitary confinement. With Jorgen's influence and HP's quick wits, the two were able to mitigate the sentencing to simply magical correctional training at a private Boarding School up in Olympus.

Due to additional influence by the Tooth Fairy and Cupid, Poof lived a normal school life in Olympus and maintained constant contact with Timmy through letters. Although he did have to take several additional courses on learning Da Rules and proper magic usages. Peri graduated from his boarding school as an honor student.

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[ford-owner]

ive seen a few people saying they can smell the big top burger in my art and while im a passive enjoyer of btb this is my truth . yeah

[creativesparkz]

who here remembers my dhmis era ???? anyway i redid my recolor trio interpretation for shits and giggles 😊

[peppermint-doodle]

(i saw all the amazing bill au's and wanted to try making one too) Witch Bill au 🔮✨🧹 Axolotl sends Bill to earth after the destruction of Euclydia. Bill’s powers are weakened in this new dimension so he studied and learned various forms of witchcraft to compensate for the lack of power. After traveling the world many times Bill eventually ended up settling down in Gravity Falls because of its supernatural activity. Lives in a Gothic abandoned manor on a hill outside of town. The townspeople think it's haunted and there are many rumors about the witch who lives there. There are many folklores and myths all over the world surrounding the triangular witch, which Ford studies immensely before eventually investigating the mysterious manor and meeting Bill. Stanford “Monster F-er” Pines falls in love hard.

[thebisexualwreckoning]

@jegulus-microfic | day 7 - regret | word count - 221

"James Potter, if you touch me I swear you will regret it!"

James smiles, all pretty and innocent, as if he isn't the devil incarnate. Regulus takes a step back and feels the backs of his knees hit the sofa. Fear grips his body and he raises his arms to protect himself against the coming onslaught.

It's too late though, and all he can do is squeal as James' cake smeared hands grip his face. There's chocolate everywhere, from his chin to his bloody curls. He hears the click of Barty's camera somewhere in the background, knows that this moment has been immortalised forever, but the only thing he can pay attention to is the way James is looking at him. Like he's something precious.

"Happy birthday Love," James says, voice soft and adoring and just for them.

Later, when the party's over and Regulus has scrubbed his face raw trying to get the cake off, the two of them lay in bed together. James is nearly asleep, head resting on top of Regulus' stomach as he runs his fingers through his hair.

"Hey James," he whispers, fingers stilling where they are. "You know I love you right?" James only hums in response, too tired to form the proper words.

"Good. Because if you ever pull something like that again I will be divorcing you."

[justarandomidiot1]

makes a meme for my Esper!Tsubomi / Tsubomi/Mob roleswap Au that Ive shared with like one person lmao

[silverislander]

if i wind up writing fic for anyone other than caitvi its going to be timebomb summer camp counsellors au i just know it. look at jinx (when she's not depressed, at least), then look at e7 powder and tell me that in either universe she isn't destined to be the most legendary camp counsellor on the planet... and ekko as the counsellor of the cabin she's sworn enemies with who win colour war every year... but then they're forced to head up the same cabin, confronting the ghosts of their childhood friendship

you see the vision

[tennessoui]

i'm approaching my 70th star wars fic on ao3 (incredible amazing mind boggling ive been doing this for forever and also only three years) and i thought that it would be really fun to do something i haven't done yet: a fic giveaway!!

i've created this google form to collect prompts/scenarios that you would like to see me write and am asking for no more than 2 from one person (though i do remember the rampant cheating of google form responses for the christmas fic debacle of 2022 🤨)

they can be as vague as "stewjoni obi-wan, any rating, no DNWs" or as specific as "stewjon is a living and breathing haunted house!planet and when obi-wan and anakin crash land on it, it has no intention of letting one of its own go again. not when its child has been so kind as to return to its lands. rating: M preferred, DNW: cannibalism, married anidala, any fucking mention of the fucking ocean i'm fucking serious kit"

the form will close august 30 and i'll randomly select a prompt to complete on the 31st!! the fic is going to be a one shot, from 5k-15k words and i'm aiming to have it be published in time to be my 70th star wars fic (so, published before my big bang fic, probably around end of november)

let me know if you have any questions!! this is NOT a commission or anything - no money will be made from this and it is not expected at all. just something fun i really wanna try if you guys want to try it too!

[farbexx]

[66zl33gr]

it's them IT'S THEM LOOK AT THIS SHIT

not sure if anyone did this yet but 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

@farbexx

@66zl33gr

[ddagent]

Me, Yesterday: I should write a '5 times Margo and Sergei went to bed together (g-rated)' story. Nah. No one wants to read just domestic fluff.

Y'all, commenting on Convenience today...

[gigilulz]

I see people making Highschool / college hc’s of Jinx and they always make her wear the most basic ass outfits like????? No Jinx wouldn’t wear monster cookie pjs she would be an emo / scene baddie

[korolation]

amber redesign woooo