#its ketchup but still
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starryarts · 5 months ago
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they'll find each other again, eventually
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urmomw4ntsme · 8 months ago
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@roimp @romqnticstylez internet maggi after so long
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djsangos · 3 months ago
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//hmmmmm........ 🤔
(bold ones are the winners btw- italicized for the sploon3 ones means they were in the lead at halftime)
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egberts · 2 years ago
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did not understand jokes about how neurotic people get about keeping their rug clean until we got a rug
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coridallasmultipass · 2 months ago
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I hate when my phone won't let me have 2 audio sources running at the same time (depending on the app). I know what I'm doing, let me hear the discordant noises. My brain has built-in audio separation for music. It came as compensation for auditory processing issues. Don't make me pause the music.
#i also go absolutely fucking feral when my phone lowers the audio to play a notification sound#I CAN SEPARATE THE AUDIO. I CANT UNDERSTAND THE VIDEO IM WATCHING IF THE VOLUME SUDDENLY GOES TO ...#... 1% TO PLAY MY NOTIFICATION SOUND#wish i could turn that off more than the 2 audio sources one but i already tried researching how and its not possible with my means#i want to hear the notification sound but not at the cost of understanding what was just said on a video#especially if my hands are covered in paint and i cant rewind it#like i said. audio processing. often cant understand whats said under normal circumstances#suddenly lowering the volume makes it worse than having the notif and video play simultaneously#same with music and a video going. i dont wanna stop the vibe to play a video/short video/moment of video to bookmark the link#its not a phone ability issue bc i can play music while my battery-draining phone game plays!!#((usually dont tho bc i like the game music but if im playing while walking i need other music on even if its discordant))#((sometimes its not discordant which is fun))#oh correction before i post: i can usually understand whats said by understanding the other words spoken and mentally filling in the blanks#...for the words i missed. but when the audio goes to like 1% for a full like 5 seconds i miss an entire convo worth of audio#...on top of being pissed ab the audio being lowered for something easily filtered like a little 1 second chime#its hard enough to focus on what words people are speaking even face to face in person#im tired idk where im going w this now#ShitPost.exe#Cori.exe#seriously tho i love putting a song on repeat for hours and doing whatever. if i pause it its like. idk#in the middle of a shower. ur phone holds u at gunpoint to step out and take a shot of ketchup while u still got soap in ur eyes#then once u shoot the ketchup u can go back to showering and ur phone loses its ability to hold u at gunpoint.#like. i may not historically be opposed to a shot of ketchup for the meemz...#...but i dont want my shower interrupted at gunpoint by my phone to make me shoot ketchup...#...and then have to finish the shower with the taste of ketchup still lingering.#im tired i promise im not high thats just the best analogy for how wrong it feels to have to stop the music vibe thats been going for hours#man these tags went on longer than the post deserved and now im too tired to read what i wanted lmao#prob doesn't even make sense goOD NIGHT#delete later / /#((future cori can be the judge of that present cori is too tire))
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onward--upward · 4 months ago
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for people whose lives depend upon keeping a massive secret, the alien trio in rnm are terrible liars (affectionate)
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flyhalved · 4 months ago
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made lahsa cause all we have is onion + tomato. put zaatar on top. oh my days this shit is FIRE
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residentevilfour2004 · 2 years ago
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having fail breakfast at 1pm mst
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strwbrymlkshake · 2 years ago
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finished my normalcy phase returning to the horrors
#mine#HELLO HELLO whats up yanchamps i am insane again once more god bless. feeling like a yandere prophet returning to his followers#i havent been experiencing The Horrors quite as much still been having ups and downs but normal otherwise#but my brain has been tormenting me a lil bit so i figured i might as well post about it#so i got confessed to recently and my brain exploded out of my head onto the wall and it was like ketchup and everything#brain is unable to process it bc it was from a guy i am not 100% yandere insane over (yet?? maybe?) and its probably not the best decision#since i am not mentally stable or sure about it and other factors. but we are still friends he is very swag and cool i think and enables me#and my yanderism which i post ever so slight morsels of from time to time on main#i mean like it is what i asked for technically? to be loved? cherished even!?!? to be cared for?!??#yet i still am fixated on a guy who treats me like a crumb. sad. literally that one meme#i cannot control which man my brain dissects daily why does it have to be the one who doesnt care about me bruh istg. i mean its not rly#romantic i am just more fixated on him than others? theres way more to it but only so much can be explained in tags. and both these guys#are too old for me anyways. hell on earth. well thats an excuse for me to try and improve more i guess before i rush into anything.#it really sucks that ive waited so long for a serious relationship and everyone who wants one is too old anyways. and those who DONT want#one. well i dont want them they are not committed to the yandere grindset#im getting way better at not being super sick in the head or making rash decisions but those were just some things annoying me<3
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not-so-superheroine · 7 months ago
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hmm. reminds me of someone.
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redlionknc · 17 days ago
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I think it’s time we all finally admit to ourselves that even with the insane homophobia aside Chick-fil-a is mid
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mallahanmoxie · 4 months ago
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i buy these sausages specifically because they're not too hefty and meaty so i can wolf down two in a row no problem (no euphemism intended) and i swear they changed the recipe. they've been tasting a little too real lately. i walk the walmart like who the FUCK complained about this'?? im SORRY you guys don't want your sausages to taste like plastic but some of us need not to feel like we're gnawing on a leg at breakfast okay??
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noxin-sans · 4 months ago
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More lil update cuuuuus i hadnt posted anythin to here in months..
Like Original Undertales Sans, and his well known likeing for ketchup and to drink ketchup, commonly being seen either holding or drinking a bottle of ketchup, Noxin Sans whould instead commonly be seen with Pickles.
So being near her..or just watching her, seeing her doing anything not impoetant or nothing at all, you have a good 80% chance to see her with a jar of pickles and likely eating them or drinking the known to be sour pickle juice in the jar, she will not share, but she will dare you to drink pickle juice, and maybe in return.. she'll give you one of the gold feathers, it dosent do much besides glow, and dosent really hold magic aside from what makes it glow, but its cool looking? And if she likes you enough, she may give you an explosive throwing knife, she will also not be responcable for any.. casualties that may occur with your use of the knife.
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heyitslapis · 7 months ago
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Would your ocs be interested in that old heinz colored ketchups?
I'm ordering these in "most to least fascinated"(excluding those who wouldn't like it at all), Starting with;
Touri (Pink Tourmaline) would LOVE them! She'd think they're super neat & love all the colors. Genuinely would be the type to keep a bottle in her bag for on-the-go fun
Apatite thinks they're super cool! She loves cooking/food and isn't afraid to experiment with food, so the colorful ketchups would be right up her alley! (keeps the blue & green colors stocked, but doesn't mind the other ones)
Celestite would find them incredibly amusing & if someone offered her the condiments she'd gleefully partake. She's probably the only one of her team that would buy it fairly regularly.
Citrine would think they're pretty neat, but she wouldn't intentionally keep some stocked up. If she comes upon it/is offered it, she'll try it. As a Gem that loves Earth culture, she'd think its cool that humans even came up with it.
Goshenite would eventually let Celestite convince her to try it. It wasn't as bad as she thought it would be! Thinks its fun, but only eats it if offered. G even tried to get Obsidian to try it, but to quote their response "There's no way I'm putting that dreg anywhere near my taste receptors." (Obsidian thinks it must be poison)
Jasper tried it a couple times because Apatite & Touri ganged up on her. She thinks it taste the same as regular ketchup, but can see why her friends like it (the color appeal). Only eats it if served it.
Amber finally tried it after Apatite bugging her about it 14973 times. Thought its was......interesting.... Doesn't try it again.
Everyone else either wouldn't care for it, would refuse to try it, or tried it once & swore it was the worst thing they've ever tasted.
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strawberri-syrup · 11 months ago
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i used hair color remover today to get some of the red out of my hair and long story short my hair is still red and my roots are blonde
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terrutt · 2 years ago
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thank you thank you was really looking forward to seeing your thoughts! <3
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Redraw cause the scene was...disappointing...in the anime
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