#its casual tho probably no murder

[ego-meliorem-esse]

My late contribution to the beautiful bride and ugly groom trend

It pained me to make François the beautiful bride but by god and all his angels The Rat is just not it

[dreamii-krybaby]

Murder Drones theory: Cyn wanted Yeva dead from the get-go after she interfered with her original plan (Girlboss moment from Yeva’s part tbh)

Wait- if it’s safe to assume Cyn was the Disasembly Drone’s admin when V decide to kill off Doll’s parents

What if V didn’t kill them off 100% out of free will?

What if, she was influenced by Cyn and actually under her control!?!? We have seen Cyn control other drones before in EP5 and attempting to regain control of N in EP7

And if we assume it was Cyn who was possesing Nori in the past, she knew Yeva, she knew the drone who fucked up her plans and slowed them down by a ton, by shoving the patch into Nori

What if- Cyn took the opportunity to kill Yeva, and probably her family for safety measure and out of pettiness by influencing V or taking control over her

Yeva, if alive, could have once again attempt to slow the solver’s/Cyn’s plans, she was one of the few with the patch successfully installed and was one of the few to slow down their plans IN SECONDS

Or maybe am delulu and V simply killed Doll’s parents bc she was hungry lol

Tho if we assume V killed them meanwhile V didn’t recover much of her memories she could still have killed drones bc she was simply following directives or didn’t want to get fucked up Cyn/The solver again

Alsoooo, yes the “X” or “XD” face that the Disassembly Drones do are mostly used whenever they go “hi, I want your oil, prepare to die” mode buuut. In EP5 when Cyn controls the other drones they ALSO have the “X” on their face.

And guess who also has an “XD” face while it was under the control of Cyn/The solver in EP5?

That’s right fuckers, V

The only thing that tears this entire idea apart is V’s comments when she sees the corpse’s of the deceased couple

“They didn’t even taste that good”

Which means V has SOME recollection when she killed them off, and wouldn’t make sense for her to remember if she was under control

Edit: I just recalled that Doll showed a flashback of V killing her parents to V in EP3, which explains how V recalled their awful taste.

Guess what

V already has shown to remember things that Cyn wanted her to forget or has attempted to alter

V in comparison to N and J probably has most recollection on what has happened back on earth

in EP3, she is shown to know wayyy more than N does, this gets reiterated in EP4

So if V was able to not be 100% be affected by local digital lobotomization (memory wise, bc personality wise she was 100% lobotomize)

What doesn’t stop her from casually remembering the awful taste of 2 random workers she killed off while being influenced by the local anti-christ or Eldritch god?

Or maybe am fucking insane, who knows?

Edit: Or idk Cyn just took a seat back and hoped one of the Disassembly Drones would kill Yeva.

But is still funny to think Cyn rlly went:

Cyn: Oh? You slowed down my plans and got rid of my control over my new host?

Cyn: how about I end your entire life including your family’s? :D

Yeva: Wait WHA-

And tbh we should start entertaining the idea that Cyn has developed some beef with Yeva and with her family out of pettiness lol

Like- its so funny to think about the literal anti-christ who is probably a teenager in present time having beef with a silent, russian, tetris obsessed woman who fucked up her plans after showing up for 2 seconds

Like, Yeva needs more credit for the fact she slowed the Solver’s/Cyn’s plans by half! Sure, she didn’t stop it and unfortunately caused a bunch of domino effects led to more suffering down the line. But if she didn’t interfere, Copper-9 would have fully gotten destroyed ages ago! And like- nobody would have fucking survived if Cyn or the solver was left running around in Nori’s body- would the show even have existed?!?!?

And the fact she chose to chop Nori’s arm instead of killing her :(

(Unlike V who tried to kill Uzi)

Honestly that is such a girlboss move from Yeva

✨queen moment✨

[ranposgirlboss]

rubs my hands all maniacally😍

a little birdie told me that your requests are open!

i was thinking abt the bsd boys reacting to a s/o that eats the weirdest food combinations LMAO

i eat cheese puffs and hot sauce aND WHEN I WAS YOUNGER I ATE APPLES WITH KETCHUP BAHAH

anyways that’s all 🙏

BAJUAHJSGVHSABJGASHJBSAGHVSBJGASBHJ BRO IF U LIKE THAT EAT APPLES AND SOYSAUCE ITS SO BANGER!!! THE SWEET AND SALTY SAVOURY FEEL >>>> also popcorn and ketchup is so real

ALSO PROPS TO MY BESTIE FOR HELPING ME WITH SOME OF THESE IDEAS!! (mainly poes) THANK HER IN YOUR HEARTS BC SHE DOESNT HAVE AN ACC ON HERE!!!

i HAD SO MUCH FUN WRITING THESE OMG

chara list: tecchou, jouno, ranpo, poe and dazai,

GENRE: FLUFF >:))

i made them all little skrunklies in this >:))

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TECCHOU

-IM SORRY IF I SPELLED THAT HORRIBLY WRONG I ALWAYS CALL HIM KATCHOW (-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩___-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩-̩̩̩)

-omg yall would be married instantly

-he has the papers signed

-FINALLY SOMEONE WHO WILL TRY SOME OF HIS COMBINATIONS!!!

-feels so understood

-if you ask him to try ur combos, HE WILL ALWAYS ACCEPT. A FELLOW WEIRD FOOD LOVER IN ARMS IS IN NEED OF HIS ASSISTANCE, AND HE CANNOT REFUSE.

-WOULD TAKE YOU OUT ON DATES AND GET EXTREMELY CONCERNED LOOKS FROM WAITERS.

-has had to protect you from jounos plots of world domination against weird food lovers and plots to murder you

-yall have a list of ur favorite food.

-so sexy

JOUNO

-(he looks so cute as a skrunkle anyways)

-haha

-run.

-dont even try to sneak it with him. he may be blind, but his other senses are at their prime and HE IS READY TO THROW HANDS

-"WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, ONE TECCHOU WAS HARD ENOUGH I DONT NEED TWO GOD DAMN."

-might actually throw hands with you, like HELL JUST SMACK THE FOOD OUT OF YOUR HAND AND BE LIKE "n o ."

-so silly in theory but when he actually does slap it away it makes you want to beat him up so bad

-YOURE ASS BEST BE GLAD HE LOVES YOU OR HE WOULDVE TRIED TO KILL YOU AT LEAST 5 TIMES

-ugh i love the sassy skrunkle (ignore the fact he can kill you instantly)

RANPO

-WITH HIM, it all depends.

-it depends on how it tastes.

-because if it tastes actually good, HE WILL BE SO HAPPY

-"i knew you had good taste Y/N (人*´∀｀)｡*ﾟ+"

-if it tastes bad to him tho...

-HE WOULD BE SO BETRAYED

-would look like you just insulted his entire bloodline real

-"Y/N, how DARE YOU MAKE ME, THE GREATEST DETECTIVE, TRY THIS."

-it would take a long amount of sorries and sweets to get him to forgive you.

POE

-ok ok so listen

-would probably see you eating the weird ass shit, blink a few times to make sure he wasn't hallucinating, then go back to reading

-if you asked him to try it, he would be like "oh sorry i just ate a 5 course meal Y/N" (he's a terrible liar)

-but with him, you could probably convince him to try it 😈

-theres a very high chance he hates it, i know we don't know what their eating habits are like, but poe gives off picky vibes...

-would probably be like "w-wow Y/N thats uhm...that's really good for you Y/N................"

-would never try it again </3

DAZAI

-NGL HE WOULD HAVE WEIRD TASTE BUDS TOO

-I MEAN BRO LITERALLY ATE DOG FOOD AS IF IT WAS A CASUAL TUESDAY

-i feel like he would at least try them, and if he didn't like them, he would CHUCK THOSE BITCHES

-more as a joke then an actual insult, UNLIKE SOMEONE (jouno)

-swears hell pay for them after (he never does)

-one day you threaten to throw him across the room like your damn food he keeps throwing

-he threw extra food that day

-would beg convince you to try dog treats (fun author fact: i used to eat dog food when i was a kid. it sucked ass but i was hungry)

-YALL WOULD DO THOSE CHALLENGES WHERE YOU PUT RANDOM FOOD IN A BLENDER AND SEE HOW IT WOULD TEST.

-honestly just another way to bond with you

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THANKS FOR READING THIS SILLY THING I WROTE AND THANKS FOR REQUESTING ♡(ӦｖӦ｡). I ALWAYS CAN ACCEPT MORE REQS!!!! TYSM!!!!

i forgot to add tags the first TIME I POSTED BAHAJVGBHASGVGASUHJASVGHJABSJ

[proudfreakmetarusonikku]

Hi jammies how is rocky horror show problematic /gen i Would like to watch it but im curious also

I am glad to convert you to weird gay musicals but uh yeah Rocky horror is. A Lot. it’s from the 70s and a lot hasn’t aged very well.

uh the most obvious is the queer stereotyping literally everywhere. which hits upon a lot of negative things too. most obviously with transmisogyny- dr frank n furter isn’t trans (I mean outside of literally coming from a planet called transsexual) but he Is literally a man dressed in woman’s clothes who murders people and tricks 2 ppl into sex (more on that later) which is very much a transmysognistic Thing. there’s also like. the whole slutty bisexual thing and probably a lot more but I think it’s also important to mention the stereotyping is very intentional, and not done maliciously. it’s satirical, and deliberately playing up the demonisation of queer people to absurd levels. like it’s meant to show how ridiculous it is. you’re not meant to take it seriously, it’s ridiculous on purpose, but i do understand why it’s a major dealbreaker to a lot of people.

there’s a lot of very rocky (pun intended) consent stuff in the film too which is definitely intentional on some level but it also like has aged a whole lot worse than it was probably meant to. again there's a scene where two characters are initially tricked into sex by someone disguising themselves as their partner, and after they find out there’s a lot of coercion mostly played for laughs (tho the two do eventually consent). and that bit is definitely a lot more uncomfortable than it probably was initially. so like that’s understandably again something that could make a lot of people uncomfortable.

there's a few nazi references that Probably did not need to be there. like the character who’s implied to be an ex-nazi scientist being like the one person at the end who isn’t happily bisexual is definitely intentional commentary but there is some stuff in the costuming that like. i do not get why.

there’s also some outdated terms like transvestite and transsexual but it’s fucking stupid to get mad at a movie from the 1970s for using terms that were acceptable at the time.

in general like the movie was incredibly progressive for its time and honestly like in some regards is now with its casual gender bending and queerness and open sexuality both male and female. it’s very intentionally silly and very much satirical in a lot of ways, which means it’s intentionally problematic in a lot of them to show how dumb it is (like with the queer stereotypes). but it’s uh. definitely a movie from the 70s with the shit that’d imply. there might be more this is literally off the top of my head. it’s definitely not ill intentioned, and the community is incredibly open and accepting, but it definitely does need to be approached with the knowledge you’re watching a half century year old movie. (it’s definitely aged a lot better than a lot of movies from the time!)

like it is 100% my favourite movie and its influence really can’t be understated. like this thing was a PHENOMENA. and it is also an incredibly funny movie. it’s important to recognise its flaws and i do absolutely have no judgement if they ruin it for you, but it's had a lot of positive impact. it’s why whether it’s Problematic or Not is a constant argument lol. (the answer is Yeah but it’s from the 70s and it was and still is an incredibly queer positive space that helped and helps a lot of people so like it’s a little silly to throw the Entire thing out.)

also the new movie version (new it’s from like 2016) somehow manages to accidentally make it worse by having frank as (and played by) a trans woman which like. yeah trans women playing frank in shadowcasts (basically an amateur production ppl do while the films going on in some theatres it’s cool) and renditions of the stage play isn’t uncommon bc like. it’s frank n furter everyone wants to play him he’s the absolute best character he’s so iconic. but also like. goddddd it makes the whole stereotype thing way worseeee.

[i-am-beckyu]

AKDNDKDKJFKSKDF IVE BARELY SENT ANYTHING HERE LATELY IM SO SORRY BECKY!!!!

How is you? :] I is tired, it’s night time, tho I don’t feel like sleeping yet-

Your birthday fic is coming along, I will probably have it done by your birthday, if I balance homework and life right… Let’s have a snippet!

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The borrower heard an irritated sigh, and, sure enough, when he looked up there was his escort and best friend, ———.

…who, as he looked closer, seemed ready to murder him. ——— gulped, and tried to play it off casually.

…

I hope you’re excited! And I also have actually started, and have a decent idea for my 100 followers fic (THANK YOU 3D)

I maaay have taken some inspiration from your 100 followers fic, even most of its original, if you see somethings that seems like MMTS, then I hope you don’t mind :]

Also, randomly, I don’t think anyone’s seen this, but I’ve actually been going around becoming peoples evil, shadow clone counter part (I have way too many side blogs at this point) *cough* anybodywritingao3 *cough* Rose if you see this no you didn’t

So… On a completely unrelated note, what would your evil shadow self be? What would their pfp and username be? :D

also can I ask why everyone’s putting their pfp underwater and how do I join the trend I have no idea how to do that qwq

This ask is getting pretty long, uh, I hope you don’t mind….

I’d like to talk to you more, but I don’t want to bother you :]

(and in an earlier ask you said that I can just message hi in the family discord but that’s basically not possible for me cause I have something called being social anxious around people I find amazing and cool :P)

Okay okay I’ll stop the ask now-

Have a nice day/night if you’d like too!

Cookies? 🍪🍪🍪🍪🍪

-✨anon✨

HIIIIIIIIII ✨ANON✨

All good all good! I was pretty flat out as it was yesterday and on the weekend. Pretty much played power wash simulator irl cleaning lol.

And I'm good! I hope you slept well (because you should def be asleep right now as of posting this) I'm a bit tired just cause of all the work I did but otherwise feeling good. ❤️

S N I P P E T

*eats snippet and gets the happy chemicals* oOooOo am so EXCITED FOR THIS FIC!!! BORROWER FIC! BORROWER FIC! LETS GOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! Bu tbut but but as I know everyone is telling you, make sure to not over work yourself and take breaks. You don't have to force yourself to finish any of these fics on time if it means you get some extra sleep or finish the homework you have to do. Sleep being the most important of all things. Not saying you can't do things, just keep a healthy balance <3

and awwwwwww. My MMTS fic has inspired you're own 100 follower special? 🥹🥹🥹🥹 I don't mind at all!!! If anything it makes me extra excited cause it gives me a very vague idea of what the special fic could be centering on (putting bets on a monster meets found family times lol)

@nobodywritingao3 can you please drown @munchkin1156 next? They wanna be part of drowned squad :3

And this ask isn't long at all! You're more than welcome to come chat anytime and as long as you like. You're not bothering me at all <3 Also I get the discord feeling a bit daunting, but I promise everyone is really nice and we're all just a bunch of weird anxious beans that vibe lol.

You're more than welcome to just chat in private dms tho too. Whether it's on discord or tumblr dms, if you'd like to just chat rather than through asks, you're more than welcome to message me. I respond as quick as I can but life and lifing sometimes and can make response time slow lol.

Thank you for the kind wishes, I'm having a lovely morning so far and I hope you have a lovely day too.

Thanks for the cookies! Lollipops? :3 🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭🍭

[boreal-sea]

Hellraiser 1 live blogging

Summary: That was fucking fun. Amazing special effects, fun plot, characters I liked, and just all around absolutely deserving of its place as a horror classic.

that seems like a sweaty way to solve a box

Oh this is a fun place, look, a face!

So this guy has a brother he hasn't seen in ages.

Julia doesn't like the house. Rocky marriage, too. This weird house isn't gonna help lol. Ew, buggies. I do appreciate older movies using real bugs. Larry! Come look! A terrifying... mattress?

Frank is the brother I guess.

Then who is phone?

Kirstie has found a room, a room better than a creepy house.

Oh no, scary sex party photos. He was kinda handsome tho. Are you stealing that photo, Julia? Naughty.

Hey mover dude, stop leering.

Hello again Kirstie. Hello, ominous bridge. Hello, ominous bushes and trees. Hello ominous farmhouse.

"This is a big house" I've seen like 3 rooms so far.

"Her mother's dead". Lol. I'd heard that line before.

Julia, you got the hots for the broooo. I would also be kinda seduced by brother frank out in the rain.

Julia isn't concerned with you, Kirstie, she has an old photo to make out with. And to stand ominously at the top of the stairs with.

Now for ze attic. And erotic memories. Nice. I think? She seems into it, sort of? Kinda hard to tell, but modern-day her is totally into the - oh ok, yeah, she was totally into it.

Oh that nail is gonna be involved and I can't watch lol. *looks away*

Did she orgasm from that memory?

Ew that's a lot of blood. Bro why didn't you get a towel?

House: "slurp"

Ahh, the tell tale heart.

See, these effects are great. I really do believe this floor is bubbling with demonic energy and resurrecting a disgusting man. Fuck this sequence is awesome. Yeah I can watch this, but not a guy getting stabbed by a nail. Don't ask, I can't explain it either. That fucking rocked.

And dinner party, complete with laughter that sounds like it's coming from a studio audience. Also, you WILL get drunk, no leaving allowed! Except Julia, she's allowed.

Mmm whispers. Welcome back to the attic.

Kinda hard not to look at you bro. This makeup is awesome, and I love his dialogue? It's so casual, but also coming from a horrible flesh zombie, it's great. "Help me, will ya?" He needs more blood.

Ominous lurking, Julia. Love the lighting.

Kirstie, awkwardly: "Gnight." lol

Hello creepy fisherman dude. No idea if he's a fisherman but he looks like one. Ah, smack talking Julia. She IS fucking weird.

Of course he sleep talks. And Julia plots, and thinks about sex.

Frank's makeup is so fucking good. Thank you, 80's movie, for lighting your characters.

Oooh this is a cool effect. What's going on here? Oh, it's Kirstie dreaming. You know I give her credit for immediately calling. Too bad he's gonna die immediately after the phone call. Right? (no)

Hey Frank, you're not allowed to think about Kirstie, you already have a lady. Am I judging a dead zombie man? Yes.

Oh, so is Julia gonna grab a random stranger dude? And not kill her husband? Sorry, random dude. Come on Julia, think up an excuse like, "let's not fuck right in front of the door, idiot". I mean, he's sleazy, but probably doesn't deserve murder. He is dumb though. Julia isn't very good at this fake seductress thing, but it IS her first time. I think I would've stabbed him by now though. LOL whitie tighties. So unsexy. Woooo murdered. In his undies, how undignified.

I do love Julia's earrings, those kick ass. Tortoiseshell stars, fuck yeah. Very 80's.

You did a bad job cleaning yourself up Julia.

Mmm crunchy yum yums.

Ew he's even squishier. So slimy. Ew, no Frank, I don't wanna touch you either.

"Come to daddy" is going to make me laugh forever now.

I wonder how much porn there is of half-alive Frank.

Julia needs to dispose of a body, just give her a sec! Larry, you're kinda dumb.

Julia, you didn't really think you'd get away with murdering just one guy did you? I imagine salty skin on bare... muscle? would be very painful.

Oof, customer service. Yeah, you know, a complaining Karen and Dude Eating the Crickets sounds about right for customer service.

Welcome home, victim #2. "I like to be careful" - murdered. lol. Julia is a lot more chill about it this time, also she's becoming sexier! You know I will say she was very quickly on board with this whole murder thing. Hm Frank, you're still looking a little slimy, do you think you should be wearing clothes yet?

Ok so the cenobites introduced you to BDSM.

Julia is bored by boxing. "I've seen worse" LMAO. Also Larry, shouldn't this stuff make YOU sick? You're the guy who hates blood. Oh Larry, don't be a hero. "Guess I gotta seduce my own husband to keep him from going to the attic". Does she care a little for Larry? I think she probably doesn't want him to die, at the very least.

lmao how did Larry not see those rats?

Whoah Frank just slippin by there. Ooo he's gonna do a murder. Can Larry not hear her say no?? I'm so confused. Oh no, he was just ignoring her. Turd.

Marriage talk with your kiddo. It sure is "way beyond" you buddy.

Ah, marriage talk with the zombie.

Oh no, Kirstie is gonna get the wrong idea. Sorry kiddo, your step mom isn't cheating on your dad! Well ok, yes, she is - but not with that particular dude. Actually, the worse crime here is she's a big ol murderer. Oh wait is Kirstie actually witnessing the murder a little? I can't tell. She seems very concerned though.

I appreciate Larry wants to keep Julia from seeing the worst of the murdering. I also appreciate the crunchy noises.

I love that the whole house just constantly creaks for no reason. Nooo don't go in the attic. Eeeew icky touchy uncle Frank.

I don't know if she's necessarily smart for stealing the box, but she was smart to use it to get away.

Why is the nurse watching the "flowers opening" channel? This doctor is being so fucking weird lol. "Yeah you were found wandering, passing out, covered in blood but uh, we're gonna treat you like a criminal."

ooh, the box likes to pretend it's pretty, pink sparkles! Seems like the box can pretty much solve itself, don't know why Frank was all sweaty about it.

Hm, maybe don't go in there, this isn't a children's 80's movie. That is not a hallway to a fun adventure.

Hi two-headed fishface cenobite.

Oh fucking cool, the tiles glowing like that!

OH that's the chatterer, right? I know folks have named them all.

And it's our guy, "Lead Cenobite" - I mean Pinhead!

I love them all. They're so great. <3

Oh, is Julia gonna show Frank to Larry? Are we to guess he was murdered off screen? Does Frank have skin now? Oh nope, he's just ... wait. No. That's Frank wearing Larry, isn't it?

Why do you need to see a body so badly, Kirstie? I mean, he's gonna be skinless either way. Guess it'd be hard to tell lol. Of course, Kirstie is upset because this means the cenobites are gonna eat her.

All kinds of chaos happening now. At least Kirstie figured it out. Aww you broke Frank's new skin.

"Well, so much for the cat and mouse shit" - that got a real laugh out of me. *snort*

Oops Frank, you killed Julia a bit. Don't seem to broken up about it, but he's more into Kirstie.

There's still cenobites in the attic. I like to imagine they're just up there, twidding their thumbs like "... Is she coming back?"

I always think it's fun when you have a character wearing the face of another character because it means the other actor is playing the part now, and some folks do a REALLY good job at this.

Hey now cenobites, that's not playing fair. She's sort of trying to help you, remember? Maybe that was just a reminder "bring him to us and we'll take care of him for you". I think she's trying to draw him in? To where the cenobites are.

My friends are back!

"This isn't for your eyes" Kirstie slowly slips away like "yeah ok good I'll fuck off now for sure bye". She keeps watching though. Not sure why, I guess so we the audience can see?

Ooh, the house is bleeding, nice. Oh, Julia grabbed the box or the box grabbed her, not sure which.

Aw, Pinhead just wants to show you things.

Ah, so you CAN unsolve the box and it blasts them all back to hell. Also the house is collapsing because sure. Steve is like "no questions, just run".

Ok, the ending fight with the fishface was a little silly. "Oh, can't get a grip on the box, would you just - I can't get it! Gotta grab the box!"

That burned down fast.

Kristie, it's a metal box. Why do you think it's gonna burn? Oh hey it's bug eating dude. I feel like he was one of them the whole time. Oh yeah he was. A skeletal dragon???

And now it's back home apparently.

The end!

[kitsunesfandomtime]

Treasure Vault - CH 2

Characters: All for One, Yoichi Shigaraki, Original Character

Relationship: All for One & Yoichi Shigaraki

Warning: Platonic Yandere, Disturbing behavior, Vault time, Force Feeding, Poison, Murder

Summary: All for One has had enough of his little brother's rebellious nature. He can't afford to risk his little brother's life by letting him continue this. If he has to commit cruelties to keep his brother safe, then so be it. What's one more sin on the pile?

Food is a love language.

When made for those you care about it can tell you how much the cook cares for you. Even from chefs you can see the love for cooking in every small detail for the craft itself.

No one would think All for One cooked, such a fearsome being does not just stand behind a stove cooking. In a sense they aren't wrong as things become more heavy the less time he has for this labor of love.

It's why he connected with the man who nearly lost everything.

"How has your daughter been doing?" All for One chimes to his new chef that he has been having make all his meals for a while.

His name was Haruka Hamaguchi. He wasn't anything special just some man who owned a small traditional Japanese restaurant. One he held for generations but also possibly the last one who will hold it's name as his only grand daughter held no interest in it. A subtle and dying business trying to hold a piece of normalacy in a world gone mad.

It was no surprise that thugs would eventually attack the shop in some midguided attempt to make money. They don't know he doesn't have much, they don't know how much he struggles. All they see is a business with a lot of customers and a man who seems content.

So they thrashed it. Unaware this man has left overs at the end of the day to share with those in need. Uncaring how much the man just wishes for people to get along, they took it all.

And frankly, it felt just a hint personal to All for One. After all, he used to be one of the kids that would take left overs home to his little brother. So he had assumed it was time to return the favor to the poor old man.

Not that this man would know him as that young boy hanging out in the alley way waiting for him to set food down. Rushing in to take and sprinting away knowing his little brother was starving. The image of that boy would not match the man in front of him now.

"She's been doing well All for One," he speaks with such a bright demeanor that it allows the criminal to relax. All for One didn't hide his identity after revealing he was the donator, "She's a little genius and apparently has been getting popular. At some point I'm going to have to beat boys away from her."

Its so normal. So mundane this was probably a first in a long time for the demon lord just talking about casual things as he waits for his meal. He fixes his coat able to smell the scent of the others food, he obtained a quirk that made his senses stronger just to savor such things.

"She must love you a lot," All for One muses watching the man cook staring intently as he plates up the meal. It was Katsudon today, it seems he figured out that was his preference despite him always saying whatever he wants to make.

"That she do tho lately she's been saying I'm much too fussy and I'm so nosy compared to other parents. She got a big dream tho," the man just chuckles. As if he was proud to be considered a weird parent who loves their kid so much. "So I'm saving up for her college. I got to thank you for that."

All for One perked up a bit surprised at this well not for being thanked. He does quite a lot that he deserved it but he didn't do anything for the kid. Feeling himself tense as he stares the man down, "I don't remember doing anything for your kid. You know I don't enjoy involve kids."

It's not as if he couldn't. It's easy to turn off your emotions if you have the adults be the middle man. But he never enjoyed making kids miserable its always their parents that involved them.

"O-Oh! I don't mean like that as I said any debt I have to you is on me and my restaurant," Hamagushi was quick to correct likely seeing the man getting restless made him quick to fix his wording. "I mean your donations to my restaurant and my craft. Traditional cooking hasn't been very profitable, no one can sit down and relax so when those men broke in I was done for. If you hadn't come I likely be in debt to some Yakuza. I heard a lot of things about you, to think all you want is my cooking? I say it's a great deal!"

Hisashi's demeanor relaxed and in this moment he felt at ease. To hear someone genuine that his deal was good and fair as all he desired was food.

"I'm glad, all I could want from you if your cooking. I think it's a fair exchange and you don't have to get too involved," he assures with a genuine fondness for this man who doesn't know who he is. Could never think this man known as a symbol of evil could have once been some kid scrapping by in some alley way.

All for One can't cook all the time it's a time consuming task so having someone who can was needed. He wants to bring Yoichi to this man whose only job is to cook food. His only proof that he can do good if given a chance....

.....So why did even this good thing turn out to be a lie?

Months he had eaten this man's food with complete trust. Holding onto fond memories of when he would leave out food for young ones with nothing.

Watching the man despite his business struggling still be able to put aside food for those struggling. Pretending it was just being thrown out and yet now this very same man was cowering before him.

The food had been tainted.

"You know, I almost ate this," he muses at how has gotten so comfortable that if didn't have his normal senses would have just ate it. The strong bitter smell and the feeling of malice in the air had been what stopped him. The slow realization that it was in his food and from the man standing in front of him.

"Please, you have to understand. The government-" just as the man was about to speak some excuse All for One crushes the bowl in his hand. Watching how the 'chef' shut up staring as if slowly processing who he had angered.

"Let me guess. Money? Safety? Did they tell you that eventually I'll get tired and throw you aside so best to help them out? Or did they threaten to take everything from you?" His words spilled out like venom and bile as he dropped the destroyed bowl and poisoned meal onto the table. Staring intently at the man he gets up to his feet thankful he had enough scent to smell before eating.

"Tell me the exact reason you tried to backstab me," he sneers as the man cowers before him. This wasn't the kind man who would feel the kids in the alley way this was some backstabber dressing as a kindly young man.

"It's my daughter, you have to understand! They threatened to expose our relationship and ruin my daughters life if I don't take you out. Please you have to understand," the man cries as if his almost victim should have sympathy for the man that tried to KILL him. Was All for One life not even a factor in this? Was his life so much lesser?

He sighs staring at the man with something almost like pity even as his heart hardened with spite.

"You should have told me," he notes as he turns his head to look at his plate scooping up some of the poisoned rice. "I would have helped you."

There is slight surprise in the man's eyes as if the idea of All for One helping him with such a thing was outrageous. It seems even this man is convinced at his ability to cause harm and cruelty. Not like he hasn't proven it time and again, this man wouldn't have known he was an exception...

Not anymore.

"It's too late now," before the other could even register his words All for One forced the poisoned rice into the man's mouth. Holding his face with his free hand as a cruel smile formed on his face, "You already made the deal with the government and chose murder as your option so it only appropiate I reply in kind. But don't worry your daughter won't suffer your fate."

It's strange how easy it was as he forced the man to eat. Watching him struggle and cry for mercy as the very food he created was forced down his throat. While all All for One could think is how the man was willing to watch him die.

Using something he had taken as a comfort and twisting it into something that caused harm. This man took his comfort as weakness and used it against him.

Food is a love language and love is wonderful. But Fear is a much stronger motivator.

This wasn't a mistake he will make twice.

The man didn't last long it seemed the poison he had was quite strong as he fell limp in his hand. And All for One dropped him noting it has been so long since directly killed someone. He had allow himself to get invested, he should remember this as a lesson to not get too close.

"Drop him in front of the Diet Building. That should send a message and find his daughter. I will handle her personally," his voice was curt his body guard he had obtained appeared beside him. Barely saying anything as he goes to pick up the dead body, All for One felt nothing by the end of it.

What a foolish man. He had a daughter who needed him and decided to try and become a killer. All because the government decided they wanted to get rid of him as 'subtly' as possible. Cowards, the lot of them can't even face him face to face or maybe they thought that lowly of him just some thugs.

...The world truly was mad.

He sighs as he goes to the kitchen slowly looking through it and a feeling of melancholy falls over him. Slowly gathering some rice and whatever food that remained he had to carefully inspect every ingredient.

Because he has to feed Yoichi. He's probably hungry, he can't eat right now after that but Yoichi needs food regardless. He won't tell him about what happened as is sure the boy would scream at him for killing someone.

Surely no sympathy that his older brother might have nearly died nor that prior all he had wanted from the man was food.

SLICE.

A small hiss escaped him as he had been chopping some vegetables and clearly had been so distracted he nicked his finger. Seeing his finger bleed he grimaced wondering when he will find a good healing quirk so didn't need to bandage himself up.

It seems he's still human, what a surprise.

"Focus Hisashi. You're making a fool of yourself- And now you're mumbling because you're stressed out. God dammit," he hisses wanting to curse and lash out but he can't help himself. He just... Needs to try harder. Focus, focus, turn off your emotions you can do that.

It was difficult his hands kept shaking, wondering why this particular thing bothered him so much. He had done it so easily force feeding the man his own poison was karma. He needs to take care of Yoichi- Yoichi...

He hopes he is alright.

He put in some music to keep the other company so it isn't so monotone. And he had refused the last batch of food he had given him but it was for the best. As the last batch was from the chef but this one he made so maybe will be more inclined.

The meal was completed even if the demon lords mind was a mess it eventually did become quiet. Feeling relaxed as he wraps it up and takes it to where his brother is held hoping this meal would have better results.

Entering the vaulted room, once more his little brother was huddled in a corner. The strong foul smell of sweat and mold greets his senses as it seems his brother wasn't keen on cleanliness either. Though he tries not to draw attention to it as he has been there for a few weeks and the remains of the food he left last was covered in flies and maggots.

Seems they will need some fly traps around the place.

"I see you still haven't touched your last meal," he notes with a sigh as he picks up the wasted meal and replaces it with his own. Wondering if the hunger hasn't set in just yet, "You really should eat it must be hard to rebel on a empty stomach."

Though it seems his little brother was still in a mood as some would say as he shoots a glare. There were tears in his eyes it seemed he must have been crying recently.

"Let me out of here. You aren't going to convince me to join you," Yoichi hisses as if he was strong even though his body curled in on itself. As if even he was afraid that his brother would turn on him, lash out and tear out his insides.

"And I didn't even say anything about joining," Hisashi points out with an amused smile glad to see he still had some energy at the least. Watching his little brother forcing himself onto his feet trying to make himself seem bigger then he was.

Yoichi can never reach his height, but then Hisashi was much taller then anyone else could imagine being.

"But you were thinking it right? Oh, Yoichi must be so miserable so he definitely will join me. That's what's going on in your insane brain right!?" Yoichi shouts unaware of what happened earlier. Of the care his brother took to make his meal of the attempt on the male who stood before him life.

"Well I guess I can't deny that I would enjoy that," he answers it casually with a shrug. As if that isn't the whole point of this little vault situation.

"Stop acting as if this whole fucking thing is normal!" Yoichi snaps at him as his hands grab at his own hair. It was so thin his fingers were digging into his scalp as Hisashi watched his brother. He really likes that vulgar word doesn't he?

"I'm aware this isn't 'normal'," he makes quotation marks at the word because what is normal when chefs become assassins. Or the government tries to keep a terrorist as they call it unknown to the public the world a mess. "But it is neccessary the least you could do is eat."

His little brother's face turned red as clear frustration showed as if he was speaking in a way that made no sense. His little brother truly didn't understand him.

"I refuse to eat until I'm out and you stop this 'villain' nonesense. If I die thats on you," his little brother spoke with venom and contempt. In a way that made Hisashi's very being feel hot as he wanted to grab the boy and thrash him. Demand where he gets off in caring so little for his own life as it is the very reason he is here.

It's amazing how much better he is getting at holding his composure.

"That's a bit cruel..." his voice is even as he feels a rush of emotions as he smothers them. He isn't about to let his little brother rile him up, "Do you hate me that much?"

It seemed his brother seemed to register his own words staring intently as he tries to think of how to respond. Watching those chapped lips open as if was about to take back... Only for them to shut tight and Yoichi's eyes narrow.

His brother was quite stubborn, he guessed it's what they have in common.

"Well I guess it just tells me how little you value your own life. Making my decision to keep you here all the stronger," he answers as he wants it clear it is only because of Yoichi's behavior he is here. If he would value himself just a bit more, if he would behave, not get into trouble then he would allow himself to be free.

This earned more glares but they were harmless. But Hisashi looked over at his little brothers form noticing more bones showing. That wasn't a good sign and it was time to get serious.

"Though..." his voice lingers as his red eyes stared the other down, "You better start eating or you're about to find out just how cruel your big brother can be to keep you alive."

Yoichi's eyes widened as he shrunk just a bit staring at him as if unable to believe that, "You're just trying to scare me."

If he won't believe his threats then it is on him. He gives a small smile of amusement that his little brother thinks he can just out stubborn him. "Believe what you want but I meant what I said. I want you alive, trust in that."

It seems his brother wasn't pleased or happy right now. Likely if was to eat would refuse to do it in his presence so it best to leave him be. As well as prepare for the inevitable when will have to force his brother to eat least he wants him to decease.

"I can see this conversation going no where. I brought your food and with that will take my leave," he purrs with a smile clear on his face as he picks up the trash bag. Watching the expression on his little brothers face change from anger to something much meeker.

Those green eyes widened as if Yoichi was hurt at the fact Hisashi was leaving already as if he was meant to stay longer. To keep fighting for who knows how long until they were both exhausted but there was still the daughter of the chef he had to deal with. He can't ignore that.

"But you just got here..." Yoichi's voice was soft much more leveled as if regaining his senses. It was effective making the older male pause in his attempt to leave actually looking at the other intently. His little brother.

"I know... I just had to drop of this food but something came up," he tries to assure the other that he wasn't abandoning him. That he still loves him and will come back to have their spat, "I promise I'll make sure to handle it quickly."

It seemed something snapped in Yoichi at the fact his brother wasn't going to stay he screams, "I can't stay here! I'm going insane there are no windows, colors or anything in this damn room!"

If he can't stay then he should know his option to get out of the room.

"I can and will. You know how you can leave it is quite a simple thing," he notes wondering why the other is acting like some tortured victim. Even his actual victims have more awareness of why they are in their situation then Yoichi does.

"You can't be serious," Yoichi's voice cracked looking as if he was about to cry unable to believe this was reality. That his brother was once again going to leave him locked up and alone, but it's all he can do.

"Yoichi," he watches as the other's heart shatters in front of him but he doesn't call attention to it. Because he doesn't have the strength to continue this he will just ignore these emotions as he smiles fondly at the distraught male, "I will be back. Hold onto that thought when isolation gets too strong. Ok, little brother~?"

Oh he knows it is cruel to smile at the boy. But this will convince his brother to live much more then if he was sad or heartbroken. He can't be weak and needs his brother to know he won't budge until he does.

Whatever it takes. Able to easily ignore Yoichi's screaming at him to come back here as shuts the vault door. His little brother is too weak to run anyway to try and escape and Hisashi's shoulders finally relaxed.

"Haah, that took a lot out of me but good practice," he speaks to no one but himself just staring at the door as the feeling of melancholy returns. Thinking about the series of events the betrayal he went through of someone he thought was a friend. How the government is now resorting to espionage despite claiming he isn't a threat.

"...I definitely need to talk to the doctor he's getting worst. So much worst," he mutters the doctor was someone spewing about quirk singularity or whatever. A total quack as many call him but that is what made him perfect as even the government didn't want to deal with him. He can help.

Once more he makes a promise that the other won't hear as places a hand on the vault door.

"Even if won't believe in me that won't stop me from achieving my goal. You will see."

It was now the government he would have to deal with since it meant anyone could now be a potential traitor. If that's how they are going to retaliate then he will make sure he is someone they can't ignore. He will make sure everyone knows his name and have fear in their hearts when they hear the name All for One.

"It is better to be feared than to be loved, if one cannot be both. So let me become the Government's personal Boogieman~"

[lostacelonnie]

Every day i am some level closer to just. Burning capitalism down. Yeah! If mihoyo aint gonna look after em than i will. Cant wait for noelle hangout pt 3 where she & lumine just. Go on more dates. Every day the one ending of them under the windrise tree, noelle holding a rose lives rent free in my head. Same with the one where noelle studies & lumine gives her such a soft look. Sadly i think faruzan gets the next hangout though. So who knows when the rest will get more. Never heard that song but those are wise words indeed. Ive been a supporter of problematic women since i was a homestuck fan & that will never change. Hu tao is like. A cat with zoomies is the best way i can describe her style. She's fun in teams with yelan. Entirely fair i usually do when the whim strikes me but most of the time im busy or going on hiking trails. Ooooh please do i would love to see some pictures from norway. Honkai has hot women thats how it got me. But friends getting you into media is so powerful a force. At this point i go for useable stuff & go i aint got time for grinding there's world to explore. It may be a bit because im in the middle of 3 games rn because hyperfixation. But i will get to it soon hopefully. Need more time in the day

yeah same!!!!! tho i got kinda sick so i didnt have to go to school this week 𝓁𝓂𝒶𝑜. ABSOLUTELY theyre like little cousins to me. and literally like??? ur right the rose one went OFF with the home of sexuality but the story of both hangouts is literally just. them on a date. but also kinda on topic but sometimes i forget some ppl dont get the gayness bc i forget ppl play traveler aether. i believe in abyss princess lumine supremacy but at the same time get jumpscared whenever i see clips with aether. i dont rlly know much ab faruzan lore bc honestly i never bothered to check but im a bit curious now??? but yeah one char i rlly want a hangout for is fischl. and good for you, i never got into homestuck bc Its So Fuckign Long but maybe some day. im already being problematic on main by being a danganronpa fan so whos gonna stop me. and ooh thats cool!!! also speaking of yelan, my bestie just got her so the two of us are probably gonna go on a nahida-yelan power duo boss-murder spree. not very excited to fight the ruin serpent over and over but avery did help me with the cryo hypostasis [my beloathed] so its the least i can do. i dont rlly have a way to travel without my mom yet and shes Always busy plus were both autistic and have a habit of planning everything way ahead so i cant go whenever i want. oh well. ill keep u updated then!!! and yeahhhh hot women definitely were definitely one of the biggest things that got me in as well. i remember av showing me the fallen rosemary trailer and thats what the breaking point was i think. good for you honestly, i was a very casual player in both honkai and genshin a long time ago but then i heard that palatinus equinox is gonna release and grinded for her and it just. stuck. then transferred into other games. and fair. also feel like that sometimes even tho im staying at home rn.

[hamcatburger]

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- Dndads

- DND (in general)(like critical role/jocat's campaigns/legends or avantris/dimension20 etc)

- Ace attorney (specifically the Great Ace Attorney but all is good :)

- Vocaloid!

- The Magnus Archives

- BanG Dream Girls Band party (retired player but still a fan)(Kasuari my love)

- Rythm games in general

- Minecraft (Hermitcraft/life series/whitepine/parkciv etc)

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- The Owl House

- Musicals in general

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- Cult of the Lamb

- Fnaf

- ATLA

- OMORI

- Disco Elysium

- The Stanley Parable

- Will Wood

- Jojo's Bizarre Adventure (casual enjoyer rn)

- Professor Layton

- OFF

- Arcane (casual enjoyer)

- Legend of Zelda (mostly Botw and totk)

- Pokemon

- (Some) Gravity falls

- Genshin Impact (retired player but still somewhat casually enjoying the stories)(not the blatant whitewashing and cultural appropriation tho fuck you mihoyo)

- Most anime in general

- (Some) Danganronpa

- Loads of indie games (esp those with banger stories)

- Wandersong

- Chicory a colourful tale

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- Slay the Princess

- Dungeon Meshi

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- (Not much anymore) Warrior cats

- Murder drones

- The Amazing Digital Circus

- Hololive (not too much anymore)

There's more that I can't quite remmeber right now but I'll update if there are any!

Stinker jumpscare

[silvertiefling]

💘 Am I allowed to send this after everything Serkan said last night--

if we aren't shipping our muses together but want to, send me a 💘 and i'll give you my first impressions of the ship

ABSOLUTELY NOT, BANNED

In all seriousness tho, I think Katya would SOMEHOW end up being the voice of reason in their relationship. Like, they both eat people and like murder - but Katya is a little more casual about it. She's probably the one like patting his shoulder and being like 'if you kill this one too, you sleep on the FLOOR tonight without ME, we need answers, not more flayed bodies!!!' I also think their relationship would be really complicated, like a lot of back and forth of like are we/arent we/SHOULD we? and when they establish they are, its a shit show but they still stand by each others side? Also a lot of bullying and over-protectiveness from both sides and sarcasm - to the point no one realizes they're together and think they fucking hate each other with how they talk to one another but theyre maybe a little more sweet in private (a little)

[watatsumiis]

Here it iss Some fresh crack I don't do this often so idk how good this is 🥲

You and your friends decide to go to a haunted house!

There's your BFF nahida,the guy you've been crushing on for a while Childe, the one who planned the trip kaeya and..kaveh your worst enemy (yea you don't know why he's here either considering how much of a little whiny brat he is 😒)

ANYWAY you waltz in and are having a grand ol time clinging to your crush every chance you get-until *GASP* OH NO your bffl NAHIDA has been found dead!!

(Yup you guessed it its a MURDER MYSTERY!)

WHO COULD HAVE DONE SOMETHING SO EVIL?? !!ヽ(ﾟдﾟヽ)(ﾉﾟдﾟ)ﾉ!!

WELP your on the case withhh kaeya! Who ever so gracefully offered to help 👏

You swear to avenge your bestie and find the fiend who did this!

You question the staff that had been on the scene and..

The last person who was seen with nahida happened to be KAEYA!

NOW you decide not to jump to conclusions-yet and question him. Kaeya said he ran away after getting jumpscared and met up with Kaveh.

You question kaveh (while trying not to back hand him cuz yk worst enemy n all)

AND finally you are left with Childe who you happened to be with during the event (yk casually flirting)

Who could be the culprit??

A. No one She's just napping 😁

B.Kaveh! (You knew that over sensitive crybaby had something to do with it!)

C. Kaeya! (It must've been a set up! Why else would he wanna go to a haunted house in the middle of DECEMBER?? *just go with it*)

D. Childe! (Aghh the BETRAYAL how could he?? Especially after you were willing to hand over your heart to him!? (；Д；)✋️

E.You!

WILL YOU BE ABLE TO MAKE THE RIGHT CHOICE AND AVENGE YOUR BESTIE??

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ONNN "I'm probably bored so I'm doing something dumb"!

( there was alot of kaveh slander because you chose him as your enemy 😳 ik I did my bby wrong but this is entirely your fault!/lh)

Ik I was supposed to wait but-i couldn't help myself and just wrote it so just ignored what is asked earlier-it is kinda rushed tho soo

Hope it's to your liking

omg wait this is so silly and fun !!!! what !!!! BUT ALSO NO KAVEH SLANDER IN MMY HOUSE--- childe slander is okay though.

listen i think the logical answer would be childe given his track record, but if he was with me then i suppose it could not have been (unless TEUCER- (gets dragged away) )

my heart tells me that Nahida is just sleeping. shes fine. shes just having a little sleepy eepy. cabbage fairies need lots of rest and relaxation i think.

[ellitx]

4nemo already agonizing over the fact that you, y/n, the person they love and cherish...

IS WITH THOSE DCKZ BASTARDS?

they're hurt but atleast it's only dckz, right? right..?

how wrong they were

tvtdream their worst rival. they had similar themes with cool looking short kings theme.

turns out you were also well acquainted with tvtdream too! how? well this is the following scenario how each individual found out

it was in a convention. a fan meetup.

venti was just crying and clinging on to you after the whole thing, you felt bad since he was well, crying. but oh damn he is so pretty

entered bennett bouken hugging you from behind! oh, what is this murderous aura from venti! eh its probably nothing, you strike a conversation completely ignoring venti's pleas.

you and bennett got along when he and diluc did an album collab called "pyrotechnics" and let's not forget you having a whole day being a nurse for him. let's just say donuts and construction works don't fit the gist.

venti will shoo him off but bennett is so oblivious! wait. why. why are you suddenly wearing a tvtdream jacket. did he miss something? OH- oh bennett gave you that?

he could only do what was the reasonable option. fight bennett. and then he can give you a limited edition 4nemo jacket. prepare your bouken butt.

xiao well, you promised to buy him so almond tofu ice cream with him to forgive you for lying to him, you didn't lie about anything tho but let's not tell him that

ah the ice cream shop was about to close, only one order left to make, xiao being xiao was going to have said order.

but celestia wasn't so kind.

chongyun made and entrance! he was in a hurry and skipped the line because of his sickness? yang energy? you did see him in one of those states not so long ago.

you don't know but you just instinctively gave your spot to him. because well you don't want someone to die- you even volunteered to pay for his ice cream seeing he was in a hurry that he forgot his wallet. poor guy :(

well that made xiao mad! mad as hell. how could you? you promised to buy him the almond tofu ice cream! and you didn't even defend your spot? HOW WOULD YOU DEFEND MORAX. HUMAN.

now you have xiao, running to you from across the table you reserved holding a jacket. wait. is. is he going TO CHOKE CHONGYUN WITH THE TVT DREAM JACKET?

ahh, poetry? romantic is it not? well, it's not. since kazuha was reading poems for revenge and betrayal to soothe his pain how unromantic of him. you were just sitting across the table. awkwardly. eating almond tofu.

kazuha smiled, finally ending sighing in relief of his anger. maybe he should swindle a line or two teasingly? to lighten the mood.

he was about to tell you how mischievous you are about the whole job thing. he even had a pick up line! BUT NO.

xingqui had to just walk in the table and sit down while reading a book. specifically the sequel of the book he was reading.

"may i help you?" kazuha gritted through his teeth.

xingqui only smiled, before turning to you "did you here anything y/n? no? well, how was your day? did you do anything interesting?"

"oh- uh xingqui kazuha is right there next to you- and uh wait why are you tilting my head to face you"

he. he was dumbfounded. THAT FUCKER. HOW. HOW DARE HE IGNORE HIM AND TALK TO YOU. HE WAS BASICALLY INTERRUPTING AN AWKWARD DATE. HE'LL PAY WITH A THOUSAND WINDS.

aether the innocent one, he out of all the rest is the most calmest and reasonable. of course. yes, he understands that it's a job and should be taken as so.

he was very gentle with you, always there even defended you about your job.

but now he was cracking. literally.

both of you were just sitting in a bench of a random store, chatting and laughing about how kazuha had a fight with xingqui using chopsticks and spite. good ol times.

he made you laugh, and even talked about other topics like paimon dish or how his sister would possibly kill him. he loved your laugh.

ahh.

it felt like a sudden hit in the head when razor suddenly got involved, no seriously razor literally hit aether in the head with his foot. he climbed a building and did some parkour. 'smelled your scent' was the reason.

now if aether didn't have any probably brain damage he would've think straight to try and lecture razor.but no. he was now very pissed and was crying. you had to come him down before any paparazzi see him brawl with razor.

"why why did you even climb a building." aether mumbled rainbows dripping from his head.

"smell scent. friend." razor replied casually while hugging you.

"i don't understand." he cried.

you eventually called over venti who was in the salon treating his burnt hair, xiao who got a slight flu, and kazuha who was currently getting his left arm fixed off a chopstick.

good times for 4nemo later you saw a headline saying "group 4nemo had been hit with badluck! sponsors dandelion cologne"

least to say you had a week with dckz coaxing how this is why you shouldn't be in a relationship. it will only hurt people. literally.

First we had 4nemo vs dckz and now 4nemo vs tvtdream?!

This is an interesting reverse harem 👀 looking forward to see more of your ideas anon~

[parkersbliss]

Part of The Crows

pairing: the crows x reader (all platonic)

warnings: shadow & bone spoilers? cursing?

wc; 800 ish

synopsis: the life of a crow trying to kidnap the sun summoner is not easy

a/n; this was fun to write will probably do more if anyone likes it :D

Masterlist | Taglist | Prompt List

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first things first

how did you become a part of this?

well..

lets just say you were an assassin

like the best one in ketterdam

and assigned to kill mr. brekker himself

you have full confidence that you can

but when you sneak into his office

he’s just standing there, leaning on his cane

“whatever he’s paying you, I’ll double it.”

“what?”

“join my crew.”

“you do understand I’m here to kill you, right?”

kaz shrugs, sitting on his desk

“I’ll double it.”

you were never going to say no

no one says no to kaz brekker

“yes, okay.”

“good. first assignment, go kill your old boss.”

and now you’re kaz’s personal assassin

you met jesper the next day

the first thing you do is fawn over his gun tricks

and he is more than happy to show off

“someone here finally appreciates me.”

kaz rolled his eyes

“is he always like that?”

jesper shakes his head. “he’s worse.”

then, you met inej

and as soon as kaz lead you to meet her, it was awkward

not awkward for them

but for you as you stood there and watched them just look at each other

there was something there

you coughed

“right. this is inej.”

you two instantly became best friends

you loved going places with her

more specifically, missions

she did the spying, you did the killing

and of course, we come to the big reveal

“one million Kruge?”

“to cross the fold?”

“money isn’t anything if we’re dEAD”

kaz shuts both you & jesper up with one look

“I have a plan.”

“do you now? just a reminder cant exaclty just walk through it.”

sometimes kaz wishes you came with a “very sarcastic” warning

obviously you guys take the job

and spend the entire fucking night trying to find a way across the fold

that’s eight hours of sleep you wasted with kaz of all people

running around ketterdam

which turns from let’s find a way across the fold to heartrender

and then you find the heartrender

take her to dreesen

“criminals.”

you resist the urge not to laugh

was it THAT obvious?

“mr. brekker, no business man worth his salt hires his first applicant.”

*cue threat from kaz and jesper showing off his gun*

“you wouldn’t.”

“no business worth his salt would bargain for what he could take.”

you cross your arms, smirking

oh it felt good to be the ones in charge

“two weeks ago he crossed through the fold on foot.”

your eyes bug out of your head at that

and now you’re supposed to kidnap the sun summoner?

you, jesper & kaz share the same look of “utter bullshit”

“her name is alina starkov”

BANG

milana screams

no one else flinches

“you have until sunrise.”

oh great, another late night expedition

“he doesn’t have a way across the fold, you guys know that.”

you shrug, “it’s kaz.”

“just take the bet,” jesper whines

inej takes a shot

“he’s obsessed with taking down pekka rollins.”

“well of course he’s obsessed with taken down the guy who’s paid off stadwatch to get away with murder.”

“It’s more than that. I’ve seen the way kaz looks when he says his name. He wants revenge.”

you raise a brow at jesper, you thought kaz might’ve told her already

then inej is being summoned

“you want company?”

“No.”

“I meant to-,”

“Just shut up jesper,” you said, patting him on the back

then in strolls mr. brekker himself

you don’t comment on the bruise forming on his face

“you all right, boss?”

kaz takes a shot, one that was YOURS

but you don’t say anything

“no. we’ve been wanted off the job.”

“by who?”

“who do you think?”

“did he recognize you?”

“if he did, I’d be dead.”

kaz checks his watch, “five hours till sunrise.”

“we’re off the job tho, right?”

god, that boy is so stupid

“never make a decision out of fear jesper, only out of spite.”

“well, greed always worked for me.”

“I prefer for the fun of it. or you know, sweet revenge.”

“you just like showing off your skills.”

“so do you.”

silence then “both of you, leave.”

you roll your eyes, nudging jesper

“lets go before kaz has both our heads on spikes.”

anyway

you’re functioning on no sleep running around ketterdam

and then inej asks jesper to kill someone for him

and then kaz finds a lead

and now you’re playing distraction with jesper as charming as ever

you’re so lucky you found the conductor

only after inej almost killed him

I mean seriously

“Don’t,” Kaz said

and then there’s a knife like inches from your head

“I’ll need 20 pounds of alabaster coal, a pack of majdaloun jurda and uh… a goat”

you begged to go get the goat

I mean literally begged

“kaz, pLEASE PLEASE PLEASE”

“(Y/N)…”

“Kaz.”

“Mate just let her go get the goat.”

“fine-”

“YES”

“You’re with me.”

“Oh for fu-”

anyway you get the goat

kaz grips his cane and looks at you with raised eyebrows

you’re just like clutching this little goat

with all the love in the world in your eyes

and kaz cannot understand WHY

but that’s kaz

then of course you see the conductor making deals he shouldn’t

“kaz you have your scheming face.”

“I’m not-”

“I don’t like that face.”

“For the record, you don’t like any of my faces.”

“I dislike this one the most.”

if kaz could, he would punch you

“yOU GAMBLED?”

addiction is real

jesper is a perfect example of this

“ITS FINE”

“THERE ARE PEOPLE CHASING YOU”

“THATS NOTHING NEW”

“BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP AND GET IN”

land mine go boom

“please tell me you have 20 pounds of coal?”

“so slight snag in the plan…”

“we know you gambled it,” kaz deadpanned.

“I lost a little bit of money”

kaz gives him the look

“I lost all of the money, BUT I managed to steal 20 pounds of alabaster coal”

“this is sixteen”

“SIXTEEN pounds of alabaster coal”

“can we do it in sixteen?”

“never been done before.”

cue the dirty looks from everyone at jesper

you sit across from inej next to kaz

and then the tracks aren’t connected

mass panic, mostly from jesper

arker explains that it’s all fine as long as the volcra don’t attack

spoiler alert, they do

and one gets stuck on a spike

it just goes downhill from there

the coal is gone

“tHiS iS hOw wE dIE”

“jesper, gRAB THE GOAT”

“I’m not throwing out the goat”

“GRAB THE DAMN GOAT ITS NOT BAIT ITS FOR YOU”

inej grabs her knife and starts praying

“HUG THE GOAT AND SHUT THE HELL UP”

and then arker casually says you’ll definitely die with the volcra weight

BUT JESPER SHOOTS THEM ALL

so now everything is fine

then a volcra rips open the top

and now arker is screaming

Inej is praying

jesper might as well be aLMOST crying

kaz looks unfazed

and you’re

well you

you’re screaming AT kaz

“kAZ BREKKER I WILL HAUNT YOU IN THE AFTER LIFE”

“THIS WAS THE STUPIDEST IDEA EVER”

“HOW ARE YOU SO CALM?? DO YOU REALIZE WE ARE GOING TO DIE”

you don’t die

jesper shoots it

you lived

for now

you get off the train

brush yourself off, pretend like nothing happened

kaz coughs looking at you

“my promise stands true, by the way”

“is that so?”

“I will haunt you if I die”

“I have no doubt”

“asshole”

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

if yancy and illinois meet eachother, i swear someones not gonna make it out alive-

wasnt yancy's whole thing basically "stay in the prison, you'll be safe here with me"? if so,,, illinois just casually dragging y/n into danger must REALLY piss him off.

just "arent we supposed to be PROTECTING them???? what the HELL are youse doing?!"

or if he finds out about illinois leaving us to stay on the ship, illinois is definetly gonna walk away with a couple bruises. doesnt matter if that was a different timeline, him not recognising their handsome and/or beautiful face is a crime on its own.

yancy probably would have done more if y/n didnt stop him from once again commiting murder.

what if... instead of illinois, yancy was the one who found cap in the old iswm timeline,,, and actually recognising us (unlike that RAT illinois </3)

would be kinda sad tho, him trying so hard to break us out.. again... exept its an ice prison this time.

Yeah Yancy was like "the world out there is cruel and unjust, at least in prison you don't have to worry about surviving" but he realizes this ice prison we were in is literally the cruelest thing.

I imagine he takes so long to break us out (as he doesn't have whatever tools Illinois used) but for us? It's worth it if he gets to see our handsome/beautiful face again

[mcyt-imagines]

OH HI!💜 I have so many different ideas, but could you do getting married to Wilbur or Schlatt headcannons, please? I love your writing btw

Thank you so much for the request, I ended up writing for both of them so I hope you enjoy! <3

- Wilbur - 

The night before the wedding he would be having an incredibly chill hangout with his friends if he isn’t allowed to see you. But if he is, you guys would definitely be having a wine, cheese and crackers kind of night. A nice movie, a classic. Probably some dumb romcom. However, at some point earlier in the week he definitely went out to the pub with his mates for his stag night. Phil was obviously there.

Wilbur 100% accidently walks into the wrong room on your wedding day and almost knocks himself out trying to close the door quick enough, “I DIDN’T SEE ANYTHING SO NO BAD LUCK!” Turns out he almost broke his nose but got blood on his suit jacket so he has to switch with one of the groomsmen. The unlucky guy had to come up with a lie for the obvious blood stains on his suit. No one bought it.

Wilbur barely holds in tears when he first sees you walk down the aisle towards him. He would spend the rest of the ceremony trying to compose himself until you both share your vows. Phil sobs when Wilbur and yourself exchange vows. (Phil is crying for a lot of the wedding, he gets crunk at the reception tho)

Wilbur’s suit would perfectly match your suit/dress, this man knows his fashion and makes sure you will both look absolutely stunning.

There would for sure be a WHOLE aesthetic. It would look like one of those weddings you see in the magazines in every dentists/doctors waiting room. (and on pinterest)

The venue for the wedding could be anything, however I cannot picture Wilbur having a beach wedding. I feel like he may just be too mesmerised by the sand, wishing he were eating it. (get it?) However, his preferences would be for perhaps a large greenhouse or even an old church with large stained-glass windows and a high ceiling. But I think he’d prefer an outdoor wedding.

Tommy as the ring bearer??????? It’s unrealistic. BUT IF HE WAS! He definitely pretends to trip and lose the rings. Wilbur is two thirds of a second away from absolutely murdering tommy in the middle of the wedding, when he bursts out laughing and opens his palm to reveal the rings safe and sound. Wilbur walks back to the front of the aisle giving Tommy a soft thwack to the head and the quiet threat of “We’ll be talking at the reception.”

- At The Reception - 

Wilbur plays for you at your reception. He plays an original love song that he wrote for you which he doesn’t plan to release because he claims its ‘for your ears only’. In return you sing one of his earliest songs that you know he cares deeply about and reminds him of you OR you sing one of his favourite songs with him, duet style.

Your first dance together is mostly traditional, yourself and him had dancing lessons the last few weeks to make sure you didn’t end up stepping on each other’s toes.

Wilbur makes sure to not get too drunk, he drinks just enough to stay happily buzzed throughout the whole night. He doesn’t need to embarrass himself at his own wedding. He takes a lot of joy in watching his friends get drunk off their asses though.

The two of you would be very relieved to finally get some privacy after the insanity that today was. However instead of running home to ‘cultivate the marriage’ Wilbur invites you to dance your first dance with him again. Now dressed in your pajamas the two of you spin and waltz around the dining table in a moment tailor made for the two of you.

- Schlatt - 

Schlatt is absolutely partying the night before. A definite rager for his stag night. However, his friends are responsible enough to start drinking early so they can get Schlatt and themselves to bed early enough. To ensure that they all won’t be trashed for the wedding because they know Schlatt’s fiancé would beat their asses along with Schlatt’s, if Schlatt turned up to the wedding drunk.

Schlatt doesn’t give a sHIT about the tradition of not seeing your betrothed on your wedding morning. There’s no way he isn’t seeing you before you guys meet at the end of the aisle. You speak before you get formally dressed of course. You still want that to be a surprise. You both sit and drink an early morning pot of coffee together, cherishing a lazy and relaxed morning before throwing yourselves into the insane hustle and bustle you both know the next few hours are going to be.

Let’s be honest Schlatt doesn’t care a lot for aesthetics and would leave a lot of those choices up to you. He trusts you to make good decisions but if you truly want his input, he won’t hesitate to share any preferences he has.

However, he would definitely be picky about the food and the drinks. He would definitely push for an open bar, that man plans to get absolutely and respectfully plastered with you and all your friends.

Schlatt’s suit and your suit/dress might match, but it would be out of coincidence. He wants you to be happy wearing what you want most, and you feel the same way about his outfit. You can always pull the outfits together with a matching corsage or bouquet.

The venue for Schlatt’s wedding could also really be anything. I don’t think he’d like a beach wedding either though, he’d just bitch and complain about the sand the whole time. I think he’d prefer a nice old building or a vineyard.

Schlatt simply beams when he sees you walking down the aisle. Once you reach him he would cast a wink your way and a “Come here often?” Or something of that nature just to make you laugh and try to dissipate the air of nervousness.

Schlatt would try to appear incredibly casual but internally he would be super nervous, probably sweating buckets.

This means that you don’t realise how nervous he is until you finally take his hands in yours and feel how clammy they are. He’d know you noticed and simply offer you a sheepish smile with a soft shrug. You squeeze his hands in a comforting manner offering him a reassuring smile.

- At The Reception - 

You will not be able to get this man off of you after your reception, whether he’s got an arm around your waist or holding one your hands. He won’t be leaving your side for long, perhaps to refill your glasses but not much else.

Your first dance together is loose and unpractised but fun. The music upbeat and quick as he laughs along with you, spinning you out and pulling you back into him with a familiar clumsiness you adore.  

When the two of you finally get some privacy away from prying eyes you both begin to think about the tradition of having sex on your wedding night but find yourselves honestly god damn exhausted so you both make the compromise to spend all of tomorrow making up for it.

Lying in bed as the two of you fall asleep Schlatt murmurs to you the funniest events of the day that you were likely too busy or engrossed in keeping things running smoothly to notice. Things for sure went wrong that you didn’t notice so he makes sure to keep them out of his summary, he doesn’t want anything to sour your personal memory of the day.

[highwayphantoms]

Happy Friday Jay! I am currently feeling some Carver (in the Inquisition hunts Hawke AU maybe??) + ❝ keep your eyes on me— just focus on me. we’re gonna be okay. ❞ from the Emotionally Charged Sentence Starters list! HAVE FUN :D

yesssssssssss okay as usual I took some liberties with the prompt phrase but. IT'S FINE IT'S FOR FUN. tho a couple of Hawkes aren't having fun. hehe.

oops forgot to tag @dadrunkwriting

Warnings: uhhh casual anti-mage sentiment mostly? implied violence in the background Rating: T Word Count: 1311 words

If you missed the first installment in the Inquisition hunts Hawke AU, it's right here!

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Being with the Wardens meant that news was sometimes slow to reach them. Between excursions to the Deep Roads and a general avoidance of settlements, it was a full six months before Carver heard of the uproar in Kirkwall. The city’s Knight-Commander, murdered in her own bed barely three years after the Viscount had died under similarly mysterious circumstances.

He didn’t need to listen to his fellow Wardens trading rumors with the merchants to know who had likely done it.

What have you gotten yourself into, Sister?

Still, nothing he could do from here. Even if he knew where to look—surely she had fled Kirkwall—the odds that the Senior Warden would let him leave on family business were exactly zero. Wardens weren’t supposed to keep ties with family, after all. There were a few rare exceptions, the Hero of Ferelden being one, but she’d killed an Archdemon and lived to tell of it. She’d earned the exception.

Carver very definitely had not. Sure, he’d done what was asked of him. Investigated reports of darkspawn all across the Free Marches, trekked through the Deep Roads to refresh and expand their maps, endured the wariness of villagers who were convinced Grey Wardens were themselves darkspawn. (They… weren’t wrong, if his suspicions were accurate.) But there was a vast difference between a Warden whose only accomplishment thus far had been surviving the Joining and a Warden who’d ended a Blight.

Within a year, it wasn’t just rumor. In a village a few days north of Ostwick, a farmer told them that the Chantry was hunting an apostate believed to have murdered the Knight-Commander. On the road to Markham, an innkeep mentioned that the Divine had re-established the Inquisition of old.

Its mission?

I hope they brand that witch, the innkeep had muttered. Brand her. Make her Tranquil.

Serafina, Tranquil? Unimaginable.

Carver didn’t bother to ask permission. In the middle of the night, he slipped out of the inn with no one the wiser, and started walking.

Most people would seek familiar territory to hide in. For his sister, that would be Kirkwall or Ferelden, and he was fairly certain she wasn’t quite so reckless as to have gone back to Kirkwall. But then, she wasn’t most people. Neither was he.

If her goal was to simply evade the Chantry, that would be easy enough. The Orlesian Chantry had no pull in the Tevinter Imperium, or at least not enough that its new Inquisition could march across the border uncontested. But she’d never been one to run. When they were children in the hills outside Lothering, she’d stood up to an older boy who stood head and shoulders above her, and probably would have given him a reason to fear the entire Hawke household if Carver hadn’t stopped her. Serafina didn’t run.

If this Inquisition tried to corner her, though, it wouldn’t end well for anyone.

As he came upon the city of Ostwick once more, two days later, there was a great clamor spilling out of the city. He passed people fleeing with their children, most of whom barely spared him more than a glance. Under normal circumstances, a Grey Warden was an oddity—but they had passed through Ostwick barely a few days ago, and these were clearly not normal circumstances.

A single city guard stood by the gate into the city. He barely even glanced at Carver before he shrugged and said, “If you’re of a mind, Warden, there’s… well, something’s happening in the Circle. It was on fire last I saw it. Can’t miss it.”

It was entirely possible that Serafina had absolutely nothing to do with this. She could easily be on the other side of the continent for all he knew—but it would be just like her to dig herself in deeper.

If his sister was anything, she was definitely stubborn.

Indeed, Carver had no trouble finding the Circle. It appeared to be burning, despite being clearly made of stone, but the fire was green rather than red and orange. He’d heard of things that naturally burned different colors, but he’d grown up with mages for siblings. He knew magical fire when he saw it. There were several clusters of city guards and templars alike gathered around the burning building, many of the latter stained with soot. No one, he noted, appeared to be going in or coming out.

“—too dangerous, I’m not sending any of my men in there,” a man said nearby. He wore the same armor as the rest of the city guard, but his hair was solid gray and Carver got the impression he’d been serving in the city guard for decades. “Apologies, ser, but I think it’s safest just to let it burn.”

A templar standing opposite the guard shook their head, as non-descript as any other templar with helmet on. “The mages are our responsibility. We can’t just leave them to die,” she said. Then she paused, glancing over the guard’s shoulder and directly at Carver. “You, Grey Warden.”

Reluctantly, Carver acknowledged her with a stiff nod.

“I am Knight-Captain Elisa. We arrested an apostate this morning, whom I believe is responsible for the fire currently consuming the building. If you are willing to join a unit of several of my templars to find and deal with her, I will reward you handsomely. What say you?”

Maker’s fucking tears, Serafina. What are you trying to do? Aloud, he replied, “If she’s capable of this,” he said, gesturing at the burning building, “what makes you think she won’t simply kill us?”

The Knight-Captain audibly sighed. “True. I would promise to send your reward to your family, but Wardens don’t have family, do you?”

If he was right, if this was his sister, he was in no danger from her. Rather, he was concerned he might have to kill the templars—and even a layperson would be able to tell that they were killed by a blade rather than magic. “I’m not concerned about the reward,” he said finally. “Just tell me where to go. Can’t be as bad as the Deep Roads.”

And so he found himself perhaps ten minutes later, utterly alone in a maze of a building. The fire, as it turned out, only surrounded the exterior of the building, leaving the inside untouched. Of the four templars who had entered with him, two were dead and the other two had simply vanished—but that was a problem for later. First priority: where the fuck was Serafina?

The answer, as he soon discovered, was in the cellar.

He found her sitting with her back to the wall, knees pulled to her chest and muttering inaudibly to herself. She didn’t react to the sound of his footsteps, nor the way his armor creaked as he crouched down in front of her. “Hey,” he said, “Serafina. Let’s get out of here.”

She stopped muttering, but otherwise didn’t move for several seconds. Then she glanced up—and he realized with a start that her eyes were a vivid yellow.

Not gray. His sister’s eyes were gray. Always had been, as long as he could remember.

Then she blinked, and the eerie color was gone. “Carv,” she murmured.

“What’s going on?”

Serafina quirked a wry smile at him. “Made a deal. I—” She stopped, then inhaled sharply. Yellow flickered in her eyes again, and she gritted out, “I have—some control. Not enough.”

A demon. She’d cut a deal with a demon, he realized.

Right, because things weren’t fucked enough already.

“Okay, you know what?” he said, grabbing her by the forearms and hauling her upright. “Look at me. Focus on me, okay? We’re gonna be okay, but we have to get out of here first.”

She laughed, the sound just off enough to be unnerving. “Out. Right. Lead the way, little brother.”