#its bc i cant walk the dog lol

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[rottingbvnnyheart]

[telesodalite]

1 year later, and still a menace <3

[peanutheaddd]

forgot abt my fantasy au for a hot sec (thoughts abt this au under cut ^_^)

yolay is counting the days down til she can be come queen and completely rework the system from the ground up LLLLOOOOLLLLLL

sarah has grudges against the government which is why she runs an underground news outlet . this is also why she and yolay get along. i like to think she was complaining abt the kingdom 2 her without realizing she was the princess and yolay was like I agree with u 100%. U should be my advisor when i become queen. (YURI WIN!)

dog man is created bc he + knight get cursed (by petey) . irreversible btw

i think dog man plays some kind of small wind instrument in this au (pan flute mayhaps) . and he teaches lil petey. i js dont think hed play the piano bc of the setting .

i didnt draw nurse lady but shes a cleric .

petey abandons lil petey in the woods in this au (im thinking it was Somewhat on accident. he was walking too fast and he kinda knew it and when he lost lil petey he was like well . taht worked out ig <- guy who is about to feel remorse so great it crushes his soul)

dog man finds lil petey bc hes on patrol or smth . or hes js running through the woods. knowing him its probs the latter

the ourple stones on petey and lil peteys fits are js magic stones . lil peteys stone has a protection spell cast on it . idk abt peteys. i think the cuff stones inherently have magic in them and the cloak + belt stones he imbued w his own magic .

petey is a magic user but he understands the effectiveness of using machinery . thus artificer (ty to person who rbed my first post of this au asking if petey is an artificer bc i had no idea that was even a thing . but that is def him dawg)

peteys main vessels for magic r the purple stones and lilac flowers (stones for defensive/ability enhancing spells and lilacs for destructive spells) . he can use other things in a pinch but he js prefers those .

dog mans main job in this au is to be yolays personal guard . mostly at yolays insistence bc she fw dog man heavy . i think she tends to have a better day when dog mans guarding her js bc he cares less abt maintaining strict etiquette and . well yk . hes dog man. goling

in this universe theres an asl equivalent (so js a sign language for deaf people) but theres also a sign language used by thieves . this is a language that petey knows and hes the one who ends up teaching dog man how to sign . altho it results in dog man only being able to use it to talk to petey and some criminals. but he probs ends up learning the common sign language through that

theres probs more but i cant think of anything ^_^ LOL so thats it

[hyewka]

i once saw a nsfw Reddit or something talking about how the user and his gf tried aphrodisiac chocolate and he fucking passed out from the pleasure and woke up to his gf still using him… i think about it a lot

anon youre responsible for getting me completely off track because this is sooooooooo hot now i literally cant stop thinking about beomgyu who’s under aphrodisiacs fuckkkkk😭😭😭😭😭😭

imagine gyu accidentally eating them just because you misplaced and hadn’t labeled the ziplog, so when you come back from the bathroom to continue your movie marathon, you see your previously very much normal-not horny boyfriend frantically, manically jerking off, letting out sinister moans an whines you’re surprised you hadn’t heard it when you were in the bathroom- it takes you by total surprise because you’re sure five minutes ago he was totally fine… when you hesitantly walk closer to the couch, hes a mess hoodie ruined with his dried load, his jaw slack letting his drool dribble from the ends of his mouth…god he looked like a total slut. you ignore what shoots down between your legs and dryly laugh—he doesn’t even know you’re here. “babe?”

his eyes shoot open, but even then they’re cloudy, so clearly out of it and heavy lidded. dumbly he manages to babble even as he fails to stop jacking off, moaning wantonly. “k-..ng-kiss me—kiss-” imagine he sounds even dumber with his lisp coming out, just talking with his tongue out like a dog 😞

beomgyu’s desperate but never this desperate. somethings not clicking. but does it matter? you’ve already basically drenched your panties seeing him like this-but you don’t even get to process too much before he erupts, twitching cock semen shooting up in the air and some of it lands on your feet. imagine just being shell shocked of the cum on your feet that you dont even notice the man jumping up before practically engulfing you, kissing your neck in hot frenzy and you’re just taken by complete surprise at how strongly he reacts to…everything. imagine that when you reciprocate, pressing your lips against his just as eagerly as he came onto you, hes trembling under you, not even being able to kiss back properly, its like his mind was completely shut off for sex, and thats when it clicks. the chocolate.

you’re on his lap and he’s quite literally frying, hips bucking with no thought or rhythm like a dog in heat, when you look back to the coffee table to see your ziplog completely emptied your eyes widen. “pay attention..hah..p-pay attention to me” he mumbles as he feverishly presses wet kisses all over your skin, how can you turn from him any longer?

lol but imagine he passes out just like that reddit guy bcs of a little grinding and kissing and hes all sweaty and dirty and a complete mess.. will be taking pictures of his fucked out face for sure with his hair sticking out and all over the place & his cheeks flushed that would be the sexiest thing ever

[thatdeadaquarius]

So like I just went through almost all your language posts and I was wondering what if like the creator sometimes just switches languages out of no where and everyone is just like:😃. Cuz like they don’t understand what they mean and it happens randomly too or when they’re irritated and they just start cussing in like 3 different languages at once

IM SO SORRY TO DO IT TO YOU-

but i think ive written some stuff abt this before?

u know what tho.

ive got an even better idea. my “go-to” if you will.

Torture Alhaitham.

>:)

^^^ ALHAITHAM RUNNING U DOWN AFTER YOU SAY EXACTLY (1) WORD IN ANOTHER LANGUAGE HE’S NEVER HEARD-

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Sun: Gender neutral Reader (you/they/them)

Orbit: SHORT headcanons-ish?, Language shenanigans!

Stars: Alhaitham (suffer lol)

Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: None Known & Trigger Warnings: None Known.

he’s watching you. constantly.

he’s always writing about you.

he’s following you around Sumeru City.

he’s following you around Port Ormos.

he’s at your house-

Alhaitham learns you speak multiple languages before any other akademiya schloar, and he’s submitting a thesis about “the Greatest Lords languages from their home world”

before you can even say “I’ll think about it” in any language u know lol

people have definitely mistaken him as your favored acolyte (not that he does much to deny it)

and talk to him like he’s your secretary?? …oh, welp.

Alhaitham knows your schedule for the next month within a week of following you

mans is willing to do the MOST to get you to sit down and just start talking in a language at him

want food? his specialty dish ingredients are always at the ready at his house

want literature? he’s offering to literally break into the akademiya (or giving you a copy of his house key to have access to his personal library all the time)

(tho kaveh is practically hugging you to his chest as you walk around perusing as he talks ur ear off lmao)

Haitham (he sometimes insists you call him when it’s just you two) wants to singlehandedly be the first person who understands every word you say when u coo at dogs in another language

or cuss out a fictional character for being stupid

CRYING U CANT EVEN GET MAD AT HIM BC

every time u get pissed he’s interrupting every other word you say to ask for definitions/clarifications of slang 😭

send help he’s made a red string theory board of all the languages you’ve used to try and just- make sense of all their rules and when you use them and how to tell the difference and oh no-

Alhaitham’s hanging pictures of you mid-sentence with ur mouth open or even worse when ur yelling.

…u know maybe its not for an akademiya project, maybe he’s just trying to humble you. 💀

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thanks again for sending this ask in!! :D

language sagaus my beloved <3

tbh i have likeeeee 54 things in my drafts rn? so needless to say im slow, BUT IM SO HAPPY U GUYS GAVE ME THIS MUCH TO FAWN OVER, REQUESTS OR NO <333333333333

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an iced coffee? for me?? :O

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Safe Travels Ariasdream,

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♡the beloveds♡

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[liquidstar]

SEASON 3 TRAILER DROPPED HERES MY THOUGHTS (LN spoilers)

BROTHER AND SISTER OF ALL TIME THEYRE SO CUTE <3 love seeing how their relationship has progressed from beako literally throwing him out a window for stuff like this to her happily playing along its so so so so so cute. genuinely just one of the cutest and sweetest dynamics in the series

hi ram roswaal and fred :) this is probably all we're going to really see of you guys this arc lol

JOSHUA REAL!!!!! but not for long (also otto in the bg foreshadowing all the drinking hes about to do this arc. hes so stressed. poor emilia is trying her best)

julius looks so babyfaced here? they really emphasized his long eyelashes just like subaru has been on about every time he mentions him. they better include the scene where he checks him out, like, if they dont animate subaru looking dead at this mans ass im going to riot

i LOVE this shot of ana. you can really tell shes up to some corrupt capitalist bullshit as we speak. love her for that. wish i had this pic when i made that one money game anastasia video

the red dress actually does look really good on crusch like it compliments the green hair really well but also the crusch we know would not walk around in such a thing so its like. damn looks like the "memories are an important part of identity" story thinks memories are an important part of identity. who knew.

ALSO LOVE FELTS NEW LOOK SO MUCH! the only complaint is i felt (felt lol) like the red brought out her eyes more but the blue also looks cool. three primary colors all being used looks nice too

whatever who cares about all that THE CUNT!!!!!!! THE CUNT IS HERE!!! I CANNOT WAIT FOR ALL THE DRAMA SHE CAUSES TO BE ANIMATED FOR REAL

no fucking way... did they actually...

THEY DID! THEY CENSORED THAT HORRIBLE FUCKING DESIGN OH MY GOD. SHES WEARING SHORTS AND JUST A CROPPED SHIRT. AND CHAPS I GUESS? BUT ALSO A LITTLE SKIRT CAPE SO NO ASS SHOTS... THIS WILL MAKE WATCHING THE SEASON SO MUCH MORE TOLERABLE. i mean not perfect but STILL.

photos taken seconds before disaster lmfao. i still love how chin thinks subaru is a freak and weirdo for being so buddy buddy with him after he and his buddies mugged him. twice. (even more times from subarus perspective. hell he stabbed subaru once) genuinely cant wait to see more of this dynamic its so stupid.

THE FUCKING CUNT!!!!!! also the apples lol

oh you poor thing. you have no idea what next level family drama bullshit awaits. good luck. get ready to kill grandma AGIAN lol

:'( emilia still misses her terrible cat dad and its kinda sad when you know were not getting a resolution on that here either. they both look so sad :(

i cannot wait for garf mommy issues round fucking 2.

THIS CRAZY BITCH!!! I CANNOT WAIT TO SEE THIS CRAZY BITCH ANIMATED. I CANT WAIT TO SEE HOW THEYRE PORTRAY HER MANNERISMS. ESP W HOW WILD PETELGEUSE WAS ANIMATED IN S1. REAL LOONY TOONS BULLSHIT. AND HER POWERS ARE ALSO SOOOOOO MUCH COOLER I CANT WAIT

NO MORE DRESSES FOR CRUSCH YAY

he fucking bit it. yeah i guess thats what dogs do tho.

YOU. DIVORCE MAN. KILL YOURSELF. SLASH SERIOUS.

the empathy powers will have a glowing eye effect. very cool but i hope they dont show it too much in the first scene bc like in the LN i think its cooler if you dont know why everything is so... Wrong.

i dont rly have anything to say i just think ferris looks cool covered in blood. imagine being healed here like doctor catgirl will see you now

emilia be nice. that crazy bitch might be your mom. just like how the previous crazy bitch was in fact your dad.

THEY CHANGED UP CAPELLA'S DESIGN TOO honestly tho her being sexualized makes sense w a lot of the themes (the way its intentionally meant to be perverse and gross in a way explicitly stated) so i didnt mind as much and she still IS here but. this is still an improvement imo just a better outfit looks cooler. bug.

NAUR I DONT WANNA WAIT... OCTOBER.... AUGH

[scentofpines]

i just watched some random documentary about 13 yo twin girls and now i'm bawling my fucking eyes out lmao. not because the video was actually sad, but because i am so fucking jealous. the way they spoke about their feelings and themselves so freely, how they just overall behaved so carelessly and happy and NORMAL. i just want to be normal. i wish i could just have a normal hobby like a sport, have friends, walk around freely, speak my mind and have a job and i cant. i wish i could go back and start all over again, although i'd have to go back even further than 13 maybe kindergarten lol. it sounds so dramatic but i feel so far beyond saving. i have been miserable half my life now, for 12 awful years and even before i was not really okay. but now i dont even know how to be happy. my good days are me having a neutral state of mind at best and they are rare. my entire self is built on fucking misery and fear, its ingrained in every cell. i cant be outside where there are people without feeling so inhibited bc i am being seen. when i'm out with my dog and there are ppl coming my way i go a different way just so i dont have to walk past them. and if i do pass them i cant act normal, i dont know when to say hello, how long to look where, how to walk. it is so pathetic. i cant do anything. i always feel like things arent for me and i shouldnt be there and when i force myself i feel awful the entire time. i just want to experience some carelessness again and joy, i just want to be normal. and the progress i am making is so SO tiny that i'll maybe be okay again when i'm 90. i just dont know what to do anymore, i always push these thoughts away but as i said its been like this for 12 years now. i dont know how i could get better because i would have to become a completely different person and i dont think thats possible.

[pumpkinsy0]

I’m kind of freaking out about the state of the government right now. Mainly because my dad is really worried. Now I have to carry around my birth certificate and social security number. Cause my dad is worried about what might happen due to everything.

So…to make things a bit lighter

Got any Two-Bit,Dallas, and Tim Shenanigans HC’s that might make things a bit better?

tbh i get where ur coming from, from the campaign there was alread anti haitian things spreading *cough cough* cats and dogs thing *cough* and i am very scared what will happen w that guy now in charge but we will get through it all together im sure!!! i still have some hope!!! just take my hand,,,

•two bits spanish is kinda ass (no sabo two bit perchance????), but he will still have nicknames for everyone on spanish he will not b stopped!! he has yet to find nicknames for tim and dally tho, so everytime he sees them, hes pretty much testing the water and kinda risking getting punched AND looked at weird by a fluent spanish speaker for his pronunciation lol

•when tim moved to america and met them, he had nicknames for them in kreyòl as well, but years later hes just completely forgot them which upsets him bc he knows it was funny as hell, itll come back to him in a dream tho just give him time

•when they all walk together, tim HATESSSS when they walk in 3’s side by side, it feels so claustrophobic so he tends to push them away in a somewhat joking manner, but its always usually into something like a pole for dally or a bush/grass for two bit

•dally is the smallest out of the 3 sjze wise not byba LOT but by enough, tim knows his strength while two bit kinnndddaaa doesnt, so when they roughhouse dally by punching him a lil or shoving him it can have dally stumbling, so he prefers standing away from them. butttt that wont tim from picking him up or two bit doing a “random trust fall” on him (he will squash that winston like a BUG)

•two bit has never been outside of oklahoma let alone tulsa, while dally and tim have lived in a couple states before settling down in tulsa, they dont mind telling two bit what its like in cali, or florida, or nyc, its fun answering his questions hes like a kid whos opening presents on christmas

•never let them play card games together when theres money involved in it, it will most likely b poker and, it WILL go on for over an hour, theyre all cheating trying to call each other out for every little thing, at some point its not even fun and theyre so exhausted that they give up and one of em just steals more money than what they put down

•speaking of money, when two goes to give them a hug, two bit rlly only goes for a hug bc that way he can steal whatever is in their pocket. he PLANS on giving it back, but they pushed him off of them and walked away before he could so now their wallet is his for the time being. to give it back he just says he found it on the floor, luckily tho hes not a VILLAIN, he doesnt spend their money, everything is given back in prestins condition, he just likes making them worry for it

•two and dally talking to tim is like talking using a carrier pigeon, they almost never have full on conversations that start AND end in one place bc tim is so busy, so they hear what tim has to say from what he told someone else, one big game of telephone!!! does this cause arguments??? totally but its mainly bc they misheard somethin

•tim forgets two has an actual name, everytime he hears it he cringes a little, two bit dont look like a keith to him. alternatively, he forgets that dally/dallas is dallys REAL name, like its not just a nickname for whatever reason, hes so used to the curtis gang having odd names that he cant tell whats a nickname vs actual name

[everythingwasnormalhere]

could you give me blind Craig headcannons for my story? Thanks ^_^

all these are assuming he loses his sight later on, aka hes not blind since birth, so tell me if im wrong lol (also partial blindness hcs bc its very underrepresented though a lot more common smh,, but like, can make him totally blind if you want lol you do you)

mandatory disclaimer im not blind nor i know that many blind people so this might be Very wrong lmao (feel free to correct me yall 😭) (also if u arent blind either i recommend u to ask blind ppl and/or blogs like @/cripplecharacters for advice with this)

big on the ignore it till you make it<3

nooo hes not going blind wdym his vision is awesomeee (this guy cant see shit)

probably hid it for as long as he could bc internalized ableism + pettiness = bad decisions

also this overwhelmed the shit out of him, meltdowns often bc autism aint good yall

didn't get the diagnosis till he was almost not leaving home bc he could barely manage there without seeing, outside was a big fat nope

when he did get it, he already could assume what was happening, but the diagnosis made it real- cue the panic attacks<3

he clyde and tweek decorated his white cane with space stickers to make it fun :) (will always be a sucker for characters decorating their mobility aids im not sorry)

spends his nights looking at the stars, trying to memorize them before he cannot see them at all. the thought of losing them forever terrifies him

insecurity oh my god. his friends have to reassure him they won't leave him after he can't see every other day. little guy acts all confident and craps but oh boy he's actually Not 😭

jimmy teaching him cpunk he's just that awesome<3

"how does he deal with ableism?" well he curls up and sobs actually :) /hj

ppl grabbing his cane would send him in a panic at the beginning

THEY'RE NOT HELPING FFS

went from frozen and almost in tears to cursing them out though; he's vocal about his feelings like that<3

when he's with friends they're typically the ones who proceed to curse them out first btw lmao (possibly trip them too. oopsie 🥰)

holding hands with tweek. yes using the cane is easy but tweek is easier. craig would genuinely trust him with his life yall

he's very used to holding tweek's hand since before too, so not much of a change really :)

learnt how ppl's walking sounds very early on

cartman cannot be normal abt disabilities ever so he probably "pranked" craig a lot early on

he got so much shit from everyone for that though so not anymore

craig and butters bond over it :3 with butters' eye injury and all

(their experiences are not the same but taking into account butters is who has most experience with vision problems in all south park, its the best craig can get atp)

got pissed at like 20 screenreaders until he found one that worked for him

will listen to space documentaries, close his eyes, and imagine everything they say. makes him very happy :)

gets a guide dog later on im not sorry service puppies are the best ever

not gonna learn braille his ass is too lazy lmfao

...these arent a shitton of hcs wdymmmmmmm (sorry for text wall it will happen again)

[anachronistic-falsehood]

oh my godddd dude holy shit fuck okay taking a break from worm reading to send u an ask about william wight because goddamn i need 2 talk abt him. hello!!!!!!! feeling SO unwell about the clarences cape but red thing. awesome.

OKAY U HAVE LIKE. THE MOST PERFECT TIMING IN THE WORLDDD because literally on . tuesday this week my freak week art got a random note out of nowhere and made me start thinking about the villains again and thinking about william wight specifically because i love him a lot. ok. so its always ALWAYS been my assumption that. this is the version of william who mal got his greasy little claws in.

william fell off the cliff and died. the wisps chose him, and he came back. mal, who has been obsessively watching the wisps since clarence's death, sensed them choosing the next whisperer and swooped in before william could even stand back up. hes disoriented, hes scared, everything hurts, hes at a bottom of a cliff and he honestly doesnt even know if hes alive or not anymore, and this stranger walks out of the forest and offers a chance to explain everything. wiwi mystery brain! he knows this is weird but he also knows like.... i dont know whats happening maybe i AM dead and this is just... waht the afterlife is like. so he goes with mal. william wisp the 16 yr old from deadwood is. well. dead. he went missing, nobody ever found his body, his family mourned him.

meanwhile the whole time mallard conway was taking william wight under his wing and training him to be a replacement. mal calls him whisperer, william is in his rebellious teen phase and wants to be called something cooler which is why he named himself Wight (a type of vengeful spirit. specifically one who was once alive and then was brought back from the dead. lol) william is still! technically half alive. so being in the spirit world for extended amounts of time (which is NOT something mortals are supposed to do, planeswalker or not,) kind of broke his brain a little bit? which is why Wight is LIke That.

williams whole thing when he was alive was solving mysteries and chasing down monsters, so that became (and forgive my use of dp fanon here, i have to) his Obsession. (obsession with a capital O because its.. ghost logic. whatever a ghost died doing becomes their core motivation in the afterlife etc etc dp fanon not sorryyyyy) so he has this. uncanny obsession for tracking down monsters when hes out of the spirit world. being separated from the spirit world for any amount of time kind of drives him nuts, hes so used to being around the dead that being around the living for extended periods of time is unsettling. hes super paranoid. he inherits mal's need for total control over a situation, which is why hes so lax about possessing people with the wisps to get them to do what he wants.

perfect that his best friend turns out to be the absolutely diehard loyal guard dog. (side note here i think he also has williams super high pain tolerance from dead nerves so he lets kota gnaw on his arms and shit) . virion is a mystery to him and he LOVES it, he cant figure this guy out, hes like an endlessly fascinating puzzle to crack open. studying him like a lab rat on a dissection table.

i think about him a normal amount. as you can tell.

Mac i am TOO FUCKING DRUNK to peroperly respond to this but oh my god. oh my godddd yehah. the obsession thing???????? Hello??????? putting that in my pocket!!!!!! ohhgh he’s paranoid being around living people he’s a control freak he’s sooo fucjed up <33333333 he absolutely lets kota chew on him like a chew toy <3 and he can’t get a proper read on virion so he’s obsessed w trying to peel back his layers and learn as much as he can!!! throwing ashe into the mix is like. doubly fascinating for him. bc i think villain ashe would b secretive enough about his civilian identity to intrigue william(<<wants to disguise that he could possibly have any connection to wavelength the hero) and wiwi is INVESTED in trying to figure out him and virion!! what r their secrets!!! he NEDSS TO KNOW!!!!!!! to me his vibes r kinda like the weylin twins. u feel me

[xxcrumbxx]

Hi so heres some wips . Also warning for vent art under the cut , its not gory just some Crumb lore .. Whitch is not verry happy but whatever. Anyway i'll have excplanatshon's under it and dw Im almost completly healed from my copious amoutts of verrying trama that I won't get in to bc why would i do theat here when I worry it will make my theerapist upset lmao anyway.( Also side note my bff thought it was fnaf fanart and my younger self was Mickle Affton witch is hallarious and I do heavaly relate to him lol.)

LEEETTTSSS GOOOO

The text says, you look at love like a pice of meat,OH youre poor poor crocodial heart

Fun crumb facts

1, my eyes are two different sizes bc of child hood head injery

2.my vision puts a stadic blure at low opacity over everything bc I got a chemical burn on them from a time I tryed to burn a house down when I was a tween. I splashed the mistory chimucul in my eyes. It was a long ,painful,embarasing walk home( I wasnt even abule to chetch the house on fier bc the match bounced off the window and went out on the ground) also now light phisicaly hurts my eyes now but atleast I keep'ed my near 20/20 vishion in the dark aside from the previusly mentiond stadic

A gross one kinda idk tw for saliva

3. I have over acctive saliva glands whitch means I drool alot and its not even the right texture for spit it, has no bubbles just puddles on the floor or what ever I get it out and sometimes i have to pick it up ir pull it theres no mucus in it and its clear and i dronk plenty of water so idk why its so thick. I cant do the action of spitting bc theres to mutch and it will get on me.If let it sit it fluds my mouth and I can't swallow it bc its to thick. It also heals my wounds and stops pain more effectivly then outhers ( along time ago I told a friend about it and we compaird on there wounds ,mine made it heal 2 days sooner then theres and stoped the pain instead of lessaning it)

3. All my teeth are eather sharp or riged even the flat frount ones sometimes cut my toung bc of the grouves. also I have an over bite so I accsadently hurt my toung on them frequently enughf for it to be a near constant worry .

Anyway now for the cut

CW mentions of neglect and phiscical and emotional abuse not depicted but talked about. Its okay if you can't or dont wana see/read or care I understand and wish u a lovely day ( TLDR/ Im a gard dog . I kin tf out of moon )

Okay so for the first drawing .

As a kid I was heavaly neglected, offten locked outside with my two dogs Nahnouk and Daisy. They whe're more like my parients then my actual ones for resions I dont wanna get to into. But yah this led to me having dog manurisums and sochal issuse. I was also offten vurbaly abusd and my human dad would call me a "MUTT BITCH" aswell as wet the bed alot bc of the multipule kinds of abuse, Anyway as punishment they shoved my face in it and spanked me whale yelling at me like how they punished the dogs ...they would also loudly yell NYaAANT at me and the Dogs when we did soumething bad instead of just saying noe even tho we all knew that word .

I still have a shit tone of dog like manurisums and behveral ticks and will always reliy on body languige

I miss my mom and dad, mom would bring me food and try her beast to clean me and dad tought me how to fight and block my self from the humans. :]

The secont drawing ( i kin moon so mutch)

Its of my younger self protecting my mom and siblings. With the word gladeator over an over in the back ground. For my whole life i've always had strong urges to protect that came along with my behveral issues. I always indangerd my self to protect the inocent not regesturing that I also was inocent and should have been protected. . Its showning how i got my head trama that permnetly made my eyes two different sizes and broke my jaw . I was proecting my famaly from my human dad who was a meth addict . Mom couldent do it bc she was holding my baby brouther ( and was to scared to move) and my older brouthers have a different fear respons then me. I am a gard dog ive always been a gard bog and ill always be a gard dog. I take pried and grate pain in it . Victory is my only payment . And in victory always comes monthes and months of cripaling iscolatshon meds and intrapment bc I was seen as a unstabule threat and not a protector ... Ironic .

[rosykims]

19 22 and 29 for Deia Evander and Matthas in that order!!

19. What is Rook’s love language? What love languages do they respond best to?

hmmm so i think if you were to ask HER she would likely say quality time ! deia grew up in a big family of 8 people (5 siblings + her parents + herself) all in one cramped little house, so while it was not always the most calm or enjoyable of upbringings, she does associate it with never being lonely and always feeling love in the room she's occupying. i think ultimately having the family break down was really hard on her and she really isnt accustomed to being alone, and so having a loved one make time for her to just stay by her side, not leave, and enjoy her company a great deal :)

(i, personally, might argue that her True love language is gift giving. a downside of being a part of a big/poor family is not having a lot that you can call "yours". so receiving a gift made just for her would DELIGHT her for sure :))

22. Most embarrassing memory as a teenager:

haze im soooo sorry ik u said evander -> matthas but i think im going to answer this one for matthas just bc he is so deeply embarrassing just in general and so this really speaks to the crux of his character. and actually this question ties neatly into the mercar-trio's backstory so thats fun!!

during dai, matthas (18 at the time), evander (21) and deiadre (15) were all attacked by venatori while on the road to skyhold to set up a diplomatic alliance with the inquisition. fortunately they were saved by the inquisitior herself, ashara/solas/varric/cole returning back from some sidequests or whatever who even cares lol. anyway during that time leading them back to skyhold, evander bonded with solas and deia bonded with varric, but matthas "bonded" with ashara. as in she said maybe like 20 words to him over the course of 2 days and maybe smiled at him once and he fell absolutely horrendously humiliatingly in love with her. at least he believed it was love - in truth it was more loving the idea of her and drinking the herald of andraste koolaid, but he was absolutely insufferable to be around from that point onwards. teenager-in-their-first-twitter-fandom level insufferable LMAO. he had an almost uncanny ability to relate ANY conversation topic to Inquisitior Lavellan in one way or shape. he took up any cause of hers as if it was his own. they had come to work out a deal with josephine and that was it, but matthas actually ended up staying in skyhold with the inquisition and serving ashara for several years, pining after her like a puppy dog from the grand hall every time she walked by. whenever he returned home to minrathous for family holidays he would be bullied within an inch of his life by deia and evander. i wish i could say he grew out of this phase but honestly if ever he runs into ashara in person during veilguard he would lose the ability to speak commons entirely lol. if he had a personal quest, it would be rook helping him get over his sad down horrendous situationship :(

29. Any vices?

evander is a basically just 7000 little vices in a trenchcoat at this point. he's a hedonist through and through so its kind of a minor miracle he's also dead broke 90% of the time so he cant do anything too crazy. but yes, all the vices. enjoys drinking, sleeping around, thinks of kleptomania as an artform to be perfected, likes causing fights On Purpose and then bailing, and loves to lie and cheat <3

he's also deeply kind, gentle and selfless when he wants to be. but mainly the vices LMAO. i think if i was to point to anything specific i'd say he's a bit of a chronic graffiti artist. in fact he and deia bonded when she was a girl bc he essentially taught her parkour lmao, or at least navigating the shortcuts and rooftops of minrathous to find all the best places to tag in direct view whichever authority was upsetting him the most that week. he's a very creative man and likes to channel it in very aggravating ways. he and deia have that in common lmao !

[luckybitch1]

i take it so personally bc this has been the eternal war between me and everyone in this neighborhood who cant distinguish aggressive barking from excited barking but i just dont care what they think anymore. i walk him multiple times *daily* so you'd think living next to me and my dog for years at this point, they'd come to realize hes not aggressive but nope, theyd rather just avoid me and talk shit then get to know their neighbor and her "scary" dog. ugh

theres at least three other barking shepherds in this neighborhood that act exactly like he does after a certain point they have to realize its just a common temperament (and a common mistraining due to misunderstanding the "socialize your dog" advice). but its like with pitbulls, these people just imagine some video they saw on facebook of a rogue pittie eating a toddler and assume if your dog got off leash theyre next. just a lot of assumptions made out of mistrust

people just dont trust that their neighbor can handle their own dog, you must be irresponsible and it must be an attack dog. it also doesnt help that im under five feet tall, tattooed, and ethnically ambiguous walking around in giant t shirts and boots with the most unruly hair in this fl humidity lol. if i was a big man they wouldnt say shit. theyd judge but theyd keep their mouths shut. these paranoid biddies just assume not only that im like the scum of the block but that im too small to handle him at all and they feel comfortable trying to shame me. newsflash nancy ive "handled" this dog for seven years without a single incident. when hes actually approached hes so sweet and social, without fail, so suck my dick. the only "incidents" have ever been people overreacting to his barking without bothering to learn jack shit about him or me. after years!! these bitches

and my generation is unsocial right. more like you bitches are judgmental pussies. i have no respect for people who mistrust everybody they deem below their class or outsiders

but whatever. for every neurotic idiot in a sexless marriage theres an elderly cuban that sees him barking from the other side of the street and smiles back at us and waves lol. the viejos are braver than u, bitch :p

[my-castles-crumbling]

hi cas! i could really use some advice regarding my job. so im in my mid twenties and ive been at my current job for just under two years now (new record!!) but ive been looking around for something else bc what i have now is just a little too far from home and the pay doesn't make the commute worth it - i spend about a whole days worth of pay every single week on gas 😐 not to mention this place has been fucking me over again and again and im just tired of it. i really dont want to job hop from pointless unfulfilling job to the next constantly, or find myself in another job that gives me panic attacks on my drive home every night? i really want to find something im really into and just be really picky about what jobs im applying to; i want to get into something that im going to like, you know? but i have no idea what i want to do or even what i can do. the job market is fucking abysmal right now and i dont have the funds, time, resources, etc. to go back to school seriously right now (though i would LOVE to when im a little more stable). i was thinking about taking some online certification courses, but nothing im looking at is really calling to me? i know its unrealistic to go and try to find the 'perfect' job but i really just want to get as close to it as possible. i really, really want to either work from home or work for myself something, but i dont think i have any marketable skills or the confidence to put myself out there like that. i cant get in with my therapist again to talk to him about this for a little while bc my shift changed at work (AGAIN, THIS IS THE T H I R D TIME that they've completed flipped my schedule and made me rework my literal entire life im so pissy because now my therapist doesn't have any openings. i hate it here) so im trying think on my own but i feel like im just coming up on dead ends left and right. i feel very stuck even though i know that im not at all lol how do you find out what you want to do with your time? not even necessarily what you want to do with the rest of your life, just. something that will make things feel worth it

I completely understand this <3

I think the first thing to do is do some research. Go on a job website (Indeed, if you're from the US) and see what jobs are available for someone with your qualifications. Be open-minded to everything, and look into the positions, see if they sound like fun. Apply to anything you're qualified for that seems worth the time applying to! (Even if you're slightly unqualified, still try it. Sometimes companies still will interview).

See what lands. Go on interviews, see what companies seem like a good fit. You have the advantage now of HAVING a job, so you can afford to be picky.

Also I know you said you don't think you have marketable skills but you do. This is a time that you SHOUL use AI. Ask AI to help you make a resume, because it's amazing at turning "I helped walk my neighbor's dog once" into "Was responsible for the life and wellbeing of a client's personal pet"

Last, don't push yourself. Don't take the first thing that seems half exciting. Give yourself time to think about all of this.

I'm sending you so much luck. The workforce sucks <3

[somer-writes]

I think about this a lot but ykw, wolf link must be such a little weirdo for a wolf (in the eyes of those who dont know its a curse). Like, let's think about this. Its a full blown man in a wolf's body.

I feel like he would have these quirks or habits that pop up from time to time that would just make his entire vibe seem off, like almost unsettling. Like you could sense that something just isn't right. And then you learn that oh, that is in fact a human person and it just clicks, like, ahah!

he reminds me of those videos of dogs that get caught on camera opening doors or standing on two feet and staring at ppl in their sleep idk

there's a fic i cannot find rn bc ofc i cant wherein its wolfie doing human things without realizing XD things like walking on two legs around camp and stuff lmao

i think he just looks a little too intelligent bc he understands people and what theyre talking about. like yk when you talk about something in front of your phone and theres immediately ads for it? its like that kind of uncanniness lol