#its as spicy as it gets

[bittsandpieces]

thinking about all the potential for finding your sibling's porn online. is it your older sibling? the one you always looked up to, the one who protected you and bullied you in equal, loving measure? or is it your younger sibling? the one you still think of as a kid, who's suddenly so obviously grown up. do you recognize them right away, shocked and "horrified" but still looking? or does it take a minute? maybe it takes a while. maybe you've been a fan, actually, this whole time not knowing who's pretty body you were jerking off to.

because let's be honest. you're absolutely jerking off to it

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

Feelings Thawed

Character; Cater Diamond

Content; Fluff, gender-neutral reader, pining, ice skating (to various degrees of success)

Word Count; 650+

Author's Note; This is a present/thank you to my mutual @i-like-forgs. I hope you enjoy this ice skating scene with Cater, and that you get to skate soon!

As a reminder, do not put my work — or others for that matter — into AI as it steals. Link to Masterlist

The brisk wind bit at your nose, and you pulled up your scarf, trying to keep away the offending wind. Around you it was a winter wonderland, all made possible in the temperate conditions thanks to Cater, who was filming you skating around on the frozen pond’s surface.

“You know,” you hollered, making sure that you caught his attention, “you should join me! It’s fun!” You came to a stop by the pond’s edge, where Cater was standing with a large thermos.

Cater just shot you a wink, handing you the thermos. “This is for you though, silly!” 

He was deflecting, you could tell; behind that bright and cheery smile that he always seemed to wear around others, you knew when there was something off with Cater. You accepted the thermos though, and took a sip of the spicy apple cider, still piping hot.

You gave him a look and pulled lightly on his coat sleeve. “Yes, but it’s more fun with others, come on Cater!” You stepped back onto the ice, and slowly skated near him, waiting with an eager smile.

He looked at you, and then back at the ice, but he stayed standing in the light snow, shooting you that smile. “But I can’t take photos if I’m out there with you!” He scratched at the back of his neck.

Liar. “Cater,” you looped back around and stepped onto the bank, balancing on your skates, “do you not know how to skate?”

Cater’s smile turned sheepish, and his ‘ahahaha, looks like my gig is up’ chuckle made its appearance. He had been found out. “Never got the chance to,” he hid his face slightly in his scarf, either to keep the cold at bay or to hide that his cheeks were turning pink. “So I’d just slow ya down.”

You took his hand into yours, “Well, I could teach you if you wanted. Just a warning though, you’re gonna fall on your butt a lot, might get a few bruises.”

Cater looked down at your entwined hands. Mittens and gloves separated your skin from touching one another, but Cater could swear that he could feel the sensation nonetheless through the layers of fabric.

“You would? Even if I pull you down with me?” 

The last question wasn’t just about the ice skating; Cater didn’t want to force you to do anything that you didn’t want to… and that included being his friend. His heart seemed to whisper stronger emotions though, but he didn’t want to ruin what the two of you had.

You walked him out to the ice, and the both of you swiftly fell down on the ice, hard. But you just laughed and got right back up again, “Well, we did just fall. There isn’t anything scary about falling down; yes it stings and might leave a gnarly bruise, but in order to move forward we have to fall and get back up. So yes, is what I guess I’m saying.”

Cater looked up at you, the sun illuminating you and the snow glittered behind you. You were holding your hand out again, waiting for him. And Cater took your hand. 

It took him a while to get the hang of it, and he fell down quite a bit, but every time he fell down you helped him back up. And by the time that the sun was setting in the west, the both of you were cold, and both were going to wake up tomorrow with some bruises. It was fun though, which is all that mattered… but that whisper in Cater’s heart was by now singing, and maybe he would listen to it, but for now, he was happy with how the way things were, and he wouldn’t trade it for anything in the world, especially with how much you had smiled today. Your smile and knowing that you had fun with him was enough.

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Tags; @eynnwwyjth, @ithseem, @krenenbaker, @silvers-numberonefan, @twistwonderlanddevotee, @xxoomiii

[choccy-milky]

clora teaching her doggy some restraint 💞🐶

[trappedinacomputer]

My favorite thing about recent events is that no one has actually told tr!Bad and tr!Pangi and definitely not tr!Lukey that the Ball is to replace tr!Ros's traumatic memory of the original Ball and cure her time sickness (maybe they told Bad but the fact I don't remember that happening means if it did happen Bad has 100% forgotten about it)

Like, they think this is just the Kingdom hosting another Ball because that's what Kingdoms do, and that they're hoping this one doesn't end horribly

But, uh oh, what's this? tr!Ros tries to get tr!Lukey killed when he is being an absolutely pathetic, wet cat, day old donut of a man and trying to see if he can get permission to the Ball since tr!Pangi asked him (and even prefaced multiple times that if tr!Ros still wanted to ban him from the Ball he'd respect that choice, all she had to do was say the words) right in front of tr!Bad which to him and his fucked up immortal mind is the greatest insult to his character and strength you could possibly perform so of course he's gonna try and wreck the Ball and potentially (definitely) start a war

Tldr: lack of actual communication strikes again and now the Ball is gonna be another horrible memory

[hisui-dreamer]

jamil, who loves showing affection by cooking food for his loved ones, making sure the curry is seasoned to perfection and your favourite dessert to go along with the meal.

and you, with zero spice tolerance but so incredibly overwhelmed with gratitude and affection for how hard jamil's worked. and with your favourite dessert right there enticing you, you're determined to finish every drop of curry on your plate.

...

it doesn't go too well.

indeed, you have finished every drop of curry. but you've also downed around 12 cups of water, and the burning in your mouth is still unrelenting. jamil visibly looks concerned with how much water you're drinking and it's unavoidable you address your non-existent spice tolerance.

jamil sighs, and his eyes show a hint of exasperation you often see when he's following kailm's whims. you avert your gaze to the floor, upset at yourself that you've disappointed him and maybe he hates you now how could you not like his fo-

flick!

ouch! your hands reach up to shield your forehead, and your eyes meet his. not exasperated, maybe slightly, but amused and... loving??

"dummy, don't go forcing yourself to eat what you don't like," he sighs

you timidly explain you could never do that with how much time and effort he puts into his cooking

his smile widens slightly.

"for now, i guess i'll be making more desserts for you then,"

he chuckles at the way your eyes light up.

"here," he feeds you a spoonful of the chilled dessert. "is your mouth still burning?"

oh. you don't think it is anymore.

but your heart sure is.

[romanaxe]

Hellastuck but for real this time

[betweenblackberrybranches]

Can we pls get a cuddle session doodle with rlgl sun (or moon) and Y/N 🥺🥺

I am slowly becoming obsessed with this AU

Looks like you are getting a full on cuddle pile!!!

[sefynarose]

need him to turn my esophagus inside out 

[unexpectedbrickattack]

shenanigans

[kitamars]

listen. hijikata has TWO HANDS

[rotteneldritchhorror]

the Spicy Six all have bets on when they each will realise feelings and finally get together

everyone has bets on when Eddie and Steve will finally realise that the other isnt flirting as a joke and get together (Robin wins, earns herself $30 bucks)

everyone also bets on if Eddie or Steve will be the one to ask (Nancy wins and earns $30)

everyone bets on when Nancy will break up with Jonathan (Argyle wins, earns $25 because Robin was NOT confident in her judgement and Steve convinced her she was being unrealistic and too hopeful)

everyone bets on when Nancy will come out about her bisexual awakening (Steve wins, earns $38 because Robin was convinced that she had no chance and talked herself down to betting only $3 and Jonathan was mainly just confused and not confident in his guess)

everyone bets on when Nancy will ask Robin out [because everyone knew Robin would never] (Steve wins, cause of course he does, and earns $30)

everyone bets on when Jonathan and Argyle will finally get together and on whether it happens high or sober (Nancy wins the bet on the when, but Robin, Steve and Eddie win the bet on it being high, so they just kinda decide that they all win)

[gurggggleburgle]

Luo Binghe is the kinda psychopath to pull out scrabble on a date and call it flirting and Shen Yuan is able to respond positively to this because man has zero, negative, and infinity levels of rizz catching all and simultaneously no bitches at once because these radio frequencies are all different lengths in this essay I will...

[this-should-do]

Jalapeno Help

[phantomeros]

hyena girl doodle

[wrongfulruffian]

This might be my favorite bind so far! Definitely my most ambitious. It's for the buddie fic "What's love got to do with it?" By ColorMeParanoid on AO3.

@color-me-paranoid If you see this I love this work so much. I stumbled upon it while doom-scrolling the buddie tag, binged it in like two days and was like whelp guess I've found my next big bind. I also included the other work in the series as an epilogue!

I'm so happy with the cover design. The lovely line art was made by @missmists. It looks so great and matches the inspo pics so much better than my original design. The cover is supposed to be reminiscent of the Tina Turner movie posters for "What's Love Got to Do With It?" I love that the hearts are the same shape as the lips in the original poster! That was such a cool idea!

I think the application of the vinyl gave me brain damage, I can not say this with enough vitriol, fuck Cricut brand vinyl, specifically the foil iron-on. If the heat is where the instructions say it should be it NEVER transfers, and if it's too high, the plastic leaves residue all over it and looks terrible (especially on white leather) I Had to entirely scrap the first try, wasting materials makes me want to die.

This is the first full-size bind I've done with faux leather, It was a learning process to get the heat press to not leave marks. But by the second try, I think I had it down.

This is the longest fic I've bound in a single volume, and I've been trying new techniques, and it resulted in the cleanest text block I've done so far. No swell at all! Look at her, ain't she pretty!

The next step is to go even bigger!

[lace4forest]

Hello Welcome to Hylia's Rejects, may I interest you in some Gloom Hand Soup?

DELICOUS GLOOM HAND SOUP! ONLY AT HYLIA'S REJECTS! LOCATED ONLY ON THIS SIDE OF HYRULE! ONLY IN THE LOST WOODS- Because Hylia Herself Will Destroy Us If She Finds Us-

Can I Interest you in some Ganon Sauce, or the Ghirahim Special? If not those then maybe something for a Hard Worker! Like the Lon Lon Lunch? How about something for the little ones, like a Mini Minish Meal? And for a side bonus you can also get yourself a VILLIAN PLUSHIE!!! We have the Ganon- The Vaati- The Ghirahim- EVEN THAT GUY WHO STEALS YOUR STUFF RAVIO-

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Sketch for more stuff-

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