#its all a ruse
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premeditated drunk antics
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pussy eater divide:
the guys you should be more than happy to open your legs for and let them eat to their hearts content:
higuruma, choso, ino, kusakabe, nanami
the guys you should be borderline scared to let get between your legs:
toji, sukuna, gojo!!, geto
#higuruma#choso#ino#kusakabe#nanami#toji#sukuna#gojo#geto#i have thoughts about MEAAAAAN eaters#all of the ones in the second category... pry your legs apart and mock you for being so scared... promises they'll make u feel good#but its all a RUSE#dont let these men get between ur legs!!!!#jjk#jjk smut#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#choso smut#toji smut#gojo smut#geto smut#nanami x reader#nanami smut
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#and then he tries to kiss him and Palin bolts#its all part of a distraction ruse#A Fish Called Wanda#Kevin Kline#Michael Palin#Danny watches A Fish Called Wanda
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thinkingg..............i might want to post some AU content on here. bc my posts are just seen by my awesome friends n moots and most of them can't see my AU work...but they have no idea the beloved antics i put in my AUs.................i want yall to see the waffle fries human au SO bad
#quail talks#hi im just. looking through the WF human au obvs#and im just thinking like. why tf am i even hiding AUs#like i know why i STARTED- i was just! embarrassed! embarrassed i draw 100s of drawings of my characters that aren't “”“canon”“”#i know i had a close person in my life at the time of my AU peak who was sorta AU-critical.... and i thought hiding them was for the best#but now its like......i do soooo much character work in AUs. and no one fucking knows#i feel like the Waffle Fries human AU REALLY sheds some light into the personalities and dynamics of the characters#even if some of them don't interact in canon! (the AU spans into Tuesday)#but honestly#who gives a fuck about canon. really. aren't AUs canon too!!! if youre the one writing the story.!?!?#genuinely.....#as an OC writer- the line between fanon and canon is basically nonexistent#but i nerve.....i have so many nerves all the time#silly!! silly head#aughh what if everyone knows i love drawing my characters#what if everyone knows i like drawing Ruse and Magic as hot human women
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Lucerys in his "Siren of High Tide" era at Aemond told through the lyrics of Villain by Bella Poarch:
#you may look at him and think aw hes sooo sweet#but its really all a ruse#but in nature too the most poisonous things are usually the prettiest#and well he wants aemond and hell do anything to get him and never let him go#good thing that they match eachothers freaks so well#lucemond#toxic lucemond my beloved#lucerys x aemond#aemond x lucerys
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Craving for more Aizawa and Midoriya coworkers content because, i just KNOW that Midoriya would be out there setting easy tests and giving everyone good passing marks whereas Aizawa would come up like ‘Kid, do you remember the first test i gave YOU?’
Good ol’ days
#its all a logical ruse#i will miss them#although technically izuku is free to conduct tests as he likes HAHA#UA freedom policy and whatnot#aizawa#aizawa shouta#mha finale#mha 430#izuku midoriya#mha deku#boku no hero academia
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more than anything...
#maybe i just crave human touch.#maybe i just crave human interactions. but im too tired and too jaded to trust easily#using pieces of myself to hurt both others and myself. holding myself at a distance from others#scared to be vulnerable. thats always all it boils down to#not wanting others to see parts of myself that are fragile. putting on a mask to seem unflappable#baring parts of myself that are used to the hurt and loss to others instead. so when they accept me it feels like theyre accepting all of me#when in reality even that is a ruse#is it so wrong to want to protect others' positive impressions of me? or at least what they deem to be my good traits#yet im so tired. of being angry and of lying#ive been at this for years now. i can do this for years more#but its so. so sosoooooooooooo tiring#the anger the easygoing the edgy are all so high energy to maintain#but without those... im just a dead creature#arc 3am logs#personal arc#vent in tags
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what is going on with PLD that is awful 😰
uh. i don't know how to explain to you this other than to tell you that the questline is so nonsensical and bad that the CHARACTERS literally say "this makes no sense" and "i don't understand this at all" during it
#asked and answered#it's like.......um. rough#one of ul'dah's main political parties is supposedly funding a 'cabal' of assassins that stole the sultansworn's Prize Sword#and have 'defiled its honor' or whatever#the sword refuses to...shine? for anyone? so after the disgraced former captain of the sultansworn secretly gets it back#(while telling people it's still msising)#he....fakes his death and sets up an elaborate ruse so his apprentice works with the wol to kill off this cabal and 'recover the sword'#there's also this whole weird bit about. um. the soul crystals fighting for dominance and you have to fight each other and win to satisfy t#*them#how the monetarists are tied to the death's embrace is never really clarified. there's some kinda uncomfortable tropes in it too#at the end of the whole thing the captain shows up like yeah i did all this to make the Sword Shine again#also wol you have to beat all of us :D#everyone goes wtf is wrong with you. the apprentice kid goes hey YOU didn't teach me anything wol did#the questline was so bad that for the 60-70 questline they returned to GLADIATOR.#ffxiv
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obviously this is a very generic and annoying thing to say but ive realised recently quite how much of me is just the secondary school self who wanted people to think she was cool and stop thinking she was stupid so badly. and it will be for a long time yet. lol
#all my pathological shit comes back to it and its like okay guys funny joke good one but lets give the ruse up???? hahaha guys?#anyways im literally in an online exam now
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Anyways,, if you every hear anything different from "Toffee is normal about 🌈" they're lying to you. smile. 😁 👍
#afterdarkbabbles#oh what im I kidding#I can't keep up this ruse anymore#its not even a ruse#sigh#where did this all begin?#like a month ago#help
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arakawa's interchangeability between calling sawashiro 'jo' and 'sawashiro' makes me loco cause i cant really discern when he decides to refer to him as one or the other. except i can.
when it comes to 'professional' matters (i.e. explaining the 'arakawa party' to ichi and explaining the coup against aoki) he refers to him as 'sawashiro'
alternatively, when speaking directly to him and personal matters (i.e. asking ichiban for the two of them to get along) he calls him 'jo' (this literally the same scene as the 'arakawa party' bye you might be able to argue this can be a professional matter too tbh ngl--)
so when arakawa calls sawashiro 'jo' while explaining The Murder to ichi on new years day bitch im going to eat dry wall
#snap chats#damn we're already on the next episode of What Mental Illness Does to a Bitch#most unserious and most unprofessional analytical post ik but. but leave me alone IM DUMB#ignore this post. im being insane.#I KNOW ITS A RUSE AND HE'S LYING THROUGH HIS TEETH BUT STILL...#the emotional distress is real... bro said 'nah i cant use workplace names anymore i smoked an entire pack this morning'#DUDE HAD BOOZE AND CIGS FOR BREAKFAST he on that daigo-y2k diet 😭#like it doesnt matter who killed suzu one of his lovelies is going to jail that day 😭#throwing up sorry.... what does it all mean.... why you calling him jo rn... im delusional sorry...#'snap no shit this is a pretty personal instance' I KNOW BUT THIS IS FRAMED MORE AS A CLAN MATTER THING OPPOSED TO A PERSONAL PROBLEM#YK WHAT I MEAN ?? like emphasis is being put on the downfall of the clan opposed to arakawa's personal feelings about losing jo#or. ''''''''losing jo''''''''''#i need to lay down and be normal for five seconds. thats what this all means.#EW TOMORROWS FRIDAY MY MOMS HOME nvm mental illness is full-speed i need every distraction possible
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you are so fast! I have no idea how you are able to find things so fast, 20 minutes have passed, and you have already posted the hoodie, the video is over an hour long xd
(spoiler: i haven't even watched the video yet) i just watched the first 30 seconds and took 10000 screenshots.
also not to burst your and everyone else's bubble but finding their clothes is a lot easier than you'd think with the help of google lens
#asks#not to give out all my secrets buuuuttttt#i dont have magic clothes powers unfortunately#its all a big ruse#please dont steal my job
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dave when he accidentally unfollows u (I WAS TRYING 2 SEND AN ASK HRBWKDBNS)
HRLP I SAW THAT J WAS LIKE ... DID HE ACCIDENTLY UNFOLLOW ME WN2HSKSBSJ
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this site has been made so afraid of atheist thinking that someone can endorse 'criticism of religion as a hierarchical system of social control' in the same breath as denouncing 'antitheism' . what do you think that word means
#myposts#saw this in real life this morning#genuinely i think having only religious perspectives talking about how dangerous antitheism is has made people forget#the uhhh conflict of interest there? of course religious people are going to say that they have a vested interest in those#methods of social control. duh. whether they are benefiting from social power given or are simply invested in it on principle#so the hypothetical 'antitheist' is an evil-doer who wants to rid the world of all spirituality because they love genocide for its own sake#meanwhile the same people that have fallen victim to that fearmongering will express basic antitheist principles such as#religion as a control mechanism exerted from early childhood is somewhat unethical. because theyre positions that make sense#your imagined distinctions from antitheism are uhhh imagined.#you have fallen for a Ruse meant to protect the exact power dynamics you criticize
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The fact that when you talk with Gortash he seems So Reasonable and Not At All the tyrant who puts people in collars and uses their loved ones as hostages just to run a factory...
#bg3 spoilers ////#anyway. i do enjoy him and I think Fe finds him fun. so shes gotta keep being reminded that this is a Ruse.#karlach and laezel at all times so that she feels pressured to not be terrible just for whimsy#tbh the most Interesting thing to me is standing him and Raphael next to each other. compare and contrast.#like.... gortash has soooo much in common in degrees that he must have learned a lot from it despite probably despising Raphael#its interesting to me that Raphael is using certain nobles for his plans... and Gortash kills them. the drama and similarities.#i do wish there was more on that#and the fact that hes so CHILL when he sees Karlach and like friendly and welcoming and it might even be kinda genuine like......#the hells fucked you up Gortash............. the devilry. im actually shocked that Karlach was that chill tbh#bg3 play notes
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ive started a new bg3 run and made my dream guardian look like my old tav like ppl said they were doing and oh my god i was not ready. i was n.ot ready for this
#ITS ALMOST BITTERSWEET??#watching him talk and be all nice and knowing its a ruse#im also playing the origin of the character i romanced in that playthrough so its like the dream guardian just#took the form of their soulmate from another timeline to taunt them in this run and ouchie ouch#a face never before seen by them yet something feels so familiar (its me. the player. crying.)#bg3#m
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