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steddieasitgoes · 2 years ago
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Steve Harrington as a mailman. Khaki shorts and blue collared shirt all tucked in with a leather belt. Satchel of mail slung over his shoulder. The moms of the neighborhood all wait for him to show up. Joke with him about how he’s lucky he’s cute because he only ever delivers them bills. Occasionally there’s a teen girl waiting for him, eagerly waiting for her college acceptance letter and a visit from the cutest mailman in town.
Steve’s lost track of the amount of times he’s been told he’s too pretty to be a mailman. He just laughs and shrugs. Says someone has to deliver the mail.
And the thing is, Steve loves his job. Loves driving the van and getting out to walk the streets. Loves the small talk with families and cutting deals with skeptical dogs — he keeps a box of treats in his car to win them over.
His favorite house to deliver to is a single-story Victorian house with a porch. Always tries to time his route so that he can go on his lunch break right after stopping there because 9 times out of 10 the little old lady who lives there, Ms. Turner, will invite him in for lunch. She’s the best cook in town and he doesn’t mind her company either.  
It’s a sad day when Steve learns that Ms. Turner’s kids are moving out of state and they’re taking her with her. It warms his heart that they want to be close to their elderly mom, but he can’t help but feel left behind. Ms. Turner was his friend too. 
She makes sure to give him a recipe book of all his favorite dishes and her phone number so he can call and tell her all the gossip she’s missed. 
The house takes forever to sell but when it does the new owners move in quietly. The house immediately starts getting mail delivered to an E. Munson. No one is ever home though so he slips it through the mail slot and keeps going. Until one day, when he’s got a bigger parcel to deliver. One that won’t fit in the mail slot. So he knocks on the door and waits and waits and waits until the door finally opens. 
“So, you’re the cute mailman I keep hearing all about,” the man who answers says and smiles. Steve feels his heart stop and then restart. “M’Eddie. Nice to finally meet you.” 
Steve thinks he’s going to start timing his route so he can have lunch with Eddie now. 
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ifuckingloveherpees · 4 months ago
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Forgor to post these. Maxwillowson is real, look theres even memes about it made by the other people (totally not me) who ship it. Spread the word.
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gay-poet-gabriel · 5 months ago
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Countiation of the vagina ponyboy drawing Darry’s trying to talk to pony and he just keeps screaming and point at Darry Rita (big Tittes Darry agenda) and screaming “haha boobies.”
...anon i think we should talk (i mean it your asks are unbelievably sillly)
also i have no idea what Darry Rita is
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rinkyrinkyrinky · 8 months ago
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Link was soooo jealous this episode idk the way he was looking when Rhett was complimenting Josh's body or the way he was sulking when saying Josh said his biceps are not as big as his LMAO i love when Rhett gets a little flirty and Link immediately goes into a mine 😤 mode LMAO
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chaospikami · 1 year ago
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new art bitches
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spoiledmilks · 5 months ago
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Editing photos from a school trip and i rly rly wanma share this one with the world
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milesbutterball · 2 months ago
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quillofspirit · 8 months ago
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I spent a good minute wondering what was wrong
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bitepilled · 5 months ago
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the way the strap-on harness teleported to my waist dattebayo
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mikka-minns · 1 year ago
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Simone be like
Or any of Kuai's chickens
Kenshi Thought them that. Now he has a chicken football team
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becomingpotatoes · 1 year ago
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i have decided scar and helia’s ship name is scelia
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furballfaggot · 1 year ago
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ok im curious about this bc it crossed my mind out of nowhere
*in this context "high-class" isnt about quality, personal opinion on shrimp itself, or history -- its about price. specifically im interested in if your family would be able to afford shrimp more than a few times every year or so. basically is it a rich people food or not. if your family cant/dont eat shrimp just go with whatever you think it is
please reblog for bigger sample size 👍
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crueliste · 1 year ago
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" your organs move around when you're on a rollercoaster. "
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diagonal-queen · 2 years ago
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AHHH IK I ALR REQUESTED BUT I FORGOT UR WEEKLY MWAH (°▽°)!
Mwah!
Yup, that’s it! Also, i’m starting to realize that whenever I request smth or i’m just dropping by, I leave some random information about myself (*´-`)!
YOU DIDDDDD and im working on it <333
thank u for the weekly kiss
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stemmmm · 22 days ago
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bad youtube clickbait thumbnail that reads "I think I just had a therapy session with a DEMON???"
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ihaveanaxe · 3 months ago
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PLEASE 🙏🙏
i can’t wait till we get past the horny and we start getting plot heavy, 10+ chapter fics for poolverine. it can still have horny, but i need the plot
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