#just in case kek

[ifuckingloveherpees]

Forgor to post these. Maxwillowson is real, look theres even memes about it made by the other people (totally not me) who ship it. Spread the word.

[lostfanboyarts]

This is silly but I got hit with a vision and I had to follow through.

Dazai is a menace, as per usual.

[the-purp-anon]

So for 5 days straight, monday to friday, i've been waking up early for classes and going home super late bc it always ends late. So for the past for days, i've been eating little to almost no food.

Its Saturday, my first day off of the week, and my gods i am suffering from not eating much wjdjd

[silco1q]

Im crying.....

Been thinking about another one of @maria-rayro’s fic because I love it so much. Had to try to draw a scene.

[chiocchi]

If you don't mind answering, why do you ship Tom Riddle and Harry Potter? Besides the whole issue that they are enemies, and the age difference, both characters are heterosexual. It's canonical fact. If it's the dynamic you like... Have you thought about Tomione's ship? They have a lot of potential together. And in the right direction, they would be a couple that could make it in the books.

JDKLJKLFJSDLKFJA This kinda feels like people knocking on your door and trying to get you to believe in their religion. It's pretty funny.

I don't know why are you calling issues to a part of the pairing's appeal lkajdsjfs (And Hermione is Harry's age and they are on the same side too?). And not sure about that canonical fact. Harry can be read as bisexual quite easily and Voldemort|Tom... idk he seems more obsessed with power, immortality, and Harry. But even if that's the case, I don't see why it should matter. We're in fandom after all.

I don't know if I'll be able to convey why I like this ship so much. For starters, I'm really into the unique connection they share. There was a piece of Voldemort's soul inside Harry's; they had a mental link; a whole language they're the only ones to speak (for the most part); Voldemort chose him and marked him; and there's even a prophecy that linked them together. There aren't two people more connected than them. They're soulmates, and the fact that Voldemort didn't intend it and Harry hates it adds another layer of complexity.

But not only that, they're like a broken reflection of each other, which I find fascinating. In his second year, Harry was worried about the similarities between them. Both half-bloods, orphans, raised by Muggles, they both considered Hogwarts their first real home. I feel like they would have really understood each other in other circumstances. They would have been friends. Because one of their key differences is that Harry found friends and adults that loved him while Tom was probably bullied and, y'know, the whole Dumbledore thing.

Not to mention that Harry would die for everyone whereas Tom would kill everyone. They're insane in their own way. I love their similarities and differences, but more than anything else, I love when they're together. The fanfics and fanarts are awesome.

And the whole thing of being enemies feels quite gay sometimes klafjdlskfja. Harry can't help but think Tom is handsome and, despite everything Voldemort did, Harry wanted to give him one last chance to show remorse. I have no doubt Harry is crazy enough to actually forgive him.

I've thought about Tomione and I've come to the conclusion that I don't like it. pinktom has a really good post about it and I agree with it. Besides, Hermione liked Ron and had something with Krum, and they're nothing like Tom. Just because she's heterosexual doesn't mean she's attracted to any man, y'know? klajdlfkdjs I don't think they would have been a couple in the books, no matter the direction. If it's the dynamic you like, have you thought about Tomarry? More believable, more intense, and a wider range of wholesomeness to fucked up in the fics. It's really interesting. Unless you don't like men being together? Hmm? Suspicious (just kidding. To each their own. So no need to go to other people's asks to try to change their minds :kek:).

Also Harry is my favorite character and he's not replaceable. I kinda don't care about any other character tbh. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.

[4channerguy]

Fluff Nagumo (sakamoto days) x GN reader!! It could be about anything Idc as long as it’s fluff!! Include nsfw in the end if you would like too I don’t mind 🫶

✧ nagumo as your boyfriend

◜ ⟣𓂃 hey anonn :3 sorry for the hold up i've been suffering writer's block for like months and shit & i decided it’s the best for me to do like a little headcanon thing cuz like tbh i don’t think i could write a full fic tho 🫡 also the nsfw part is lacking at best because i genuinely still do not KNOW how to WRITE for NAGUMO!!! WHY OH WHY!!!! anyway i hope it caters to you. xoxo (。・∀・)ノ

warnings ✎ : nsfw content, gender neutral reader (genitalia is not mentioned only your chest and your butt KEK) obsessive behavior mayhaps? ➜ ┊ pairings: nagumo x reader

♯┆SFW .ᐟ ★

he's such a wonderful bf *sigh*

he's also quite a teaser ngl, i think he blows on your neck a lot and when you flinch and glare at him he always has a shit-eating grin.

quite overprotective of you, even if you're literally extremely muscular and can literally bodyslam someone, he cannot BEAR the sight of you getting a small scratch on your face. or you getting into a fight

he's also a drama king

"oh hey nagumo...uhh what're you doing...?"

"applying rubbing alcohol on your face duh, who did this to you?? >:("

"what're you talking about...oh."

"oh?"

"heh...um that was me. i did that. i was...ripping a candy bag open. with my teeth. and the sharp part...cut my face." *insert mlp squee sound*

"..."

he's still going to thoroughly disinfect it and check on it everyday until it's gone. what a king!

he's very handsy, so you will find his hand SOMEWHERE on your part of your body.

you get so used to it you don't even notice.

if you ever sleep together, he always has both of his arms wrapped around you and whenever you wake up in the morning, you feel a puddle of drool in your hair. like always.

when he's sitting down next to you he always has the habit of grabbing your nearest hand and massaging your phalanges. or just intertwining and detangling your fingers with his.

also has the habit of just staring at you for no reason

it's like when you accidentally hold eye contact or stare at a person while your zoning out

except for his case he does it intentionally.

quite possessive of you, in some cases it can be unhealthy. also a bit jealous. (i might go on with this in a ramble if i could)

always offers his frumpy looking jackets and hawaiian shirts for you to wear

and you do because...who tf wouldnt lol

and when you do wear them he melts a little

trace his tattoos with your fingers!!! he finds that gesture slightly intimate

also you two have a game where every year for his birthday you pick out the dumbest tattoo design and make him get it

last year it was a badly drawn dick with two circles and a long oval lol

♯┆NSFW .ᐟ ★

i think he's personally an ass/thigh man

he's always finding a way to sneakily grope them in public settings

speaking of that he probably likes public risky sex (what a freak literally)

the thought of you and him getting off in the back of some janitor's closet or something like that with the door unlocked will get him hard ngl

he also probably has a size kink

AND this might be an unpopular opinion BUT i personally think that he would want to explore pegging

but you didn't hear that from me........................

he would think about asking you about it time to time but he won't personally act on it because it's not something he wants to experience it yet

(sorry)

dick size is kind of around 5 or 6 inches when hard probably and it's not very girthy i will not lie 🙅but it hits all the right spots i guess so yass?

he likes bondage, but wants to see you tied up most of the time :3

⋆｡𖦹 °✩ 04.12.24, do not repost or translate my content :^)

[impybutt]

Sezak had never seen a leather jacket before. What cause would someone ever have to wear another's skin? It struck him as alarming, to say the least.

Exposure risk wasn't something he or many others ever considered: His people were designed for efficiency, just like the rest of the spacefaring races. Or, that's what he assumed. It's common knowledge, isn't it?

Genome mapping is just the norm, and entire civilisations have been curated from raw materials, Sezak's included. It's far more energy and resource efficient than terraforming, in any case. That's what it takes to reach the stars: curated efficiency.

No one ever did it just by trial-and-error, did they?

But here was Suri, a Human, wearing the skin of... what did she call it? Some other kind of mammal, he forgot the name. Something absurdly simple. Anyway, apparently this is just normal for Humans!

"But why?" Sezak asked, incredulous. "What's the point?"

"Well, these days thanks to climate control and artificial atmosphere, it's mostly a style thing. But you know, early humans back on earth, why would you just leave a perfectly good skin to rot when you could wear it for protection?"

"Protection from what!? Under what circumstance are you finding an unused skin?? Wait-- is this another religious thing? I've heard that Humans have a lot of those, and they don't always make sense from the outside."

Suri looked confused (or constipated? Human faces are deceptively complex, it takes a long time to learn how to read them), and seemed to be studying Sezak for a moment. Her eyes darted over his synthetic clothing briefly, with its cultural flairs and decorative adornments, all carrying the signature texture of replicated matter.

Then, with sudden clarity, "Oh! Humans weren't curated, mostly we're organic."

Well, that's just absurd.

Sezak muffled his involuntary 'kek-kek' with a quick apology, covering his mandibles.

"Pardon me, that means your entire lineage came from raw evolution. That takes billions of years, I find it very unlikely."

"Yeah," Suri was nonplussed. "The leather is a throwback to when our ancestors had to survive in the wild. We hunted our meat, then used what was left for tools and clothing. It's actually a pretty proud part of our history; Earth was habitable, but definitely not easy."

Now it was Sezak's turn to look constipated, which never happened because his people weren't curated with such a terrible design flaw.

"So humans just bumbled their way into space on their own, like a larva figuring out how to fly? All... clumsy and inelegant, and... Messy? Without any outside help? Without any climate-matching!? Is that why you have those absurd suits!?"

"Yeah, it's also why our bodies just malfunction in weird ways for no obvious reason," Suri looked a little too amused at Sezak's undisguised horror - not that Humans are essentially raw nebula mobilised by a star's age of convenient mutations, but that they exist in such a state of volatility with no apparent qualms about it.

"Oh great wells," Sezak breathed, reeling from his new perspective. "So many of you wear leather. Hold on, is that why Vikram is always visiting the health centre?"

Suri's eyes crinkled, and she bared her teeth -- in a laugh, okay. Sezak recognised the 'kek-kek' noise humans make in thrill, though theirs is a more glottal 'hach-hach'.

"Yes, Vikram has auto-immune issues. Which means that sometimes, his immune system will attack his own body depending on the irritant. Or weather. Or his cortisol levels."

Sezak stared at Suri for a long time, trying to figure out if she was pranking him.

"I think I have a lot of reading to do," he muttered, incredulous.

"Start with the human eye, it's an absolute mess. Do you know how little it takes to detach a human retina?"

"WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS"

[sharky857]

Okay so, as the date of the official release approaches, I feel the need to say this to whoever might want to get Palia, be it PC or Switch, both disabled and able-bodied alike:

"Approach with caution".

Before I start, please keep in mind that all this is not the devs' fault. Rather, they are the ones constantly caught in a sort of crossfire: on one hand there's the needs of the community and player base, on the other hand they have to stick to the do & don't from the higher-ups within the company, all while trying to keep the game afloat.

That being said, as much as devs have been working on this, the game remains ridden with bugs.

One may say "well, the game is still beta whaddaya expect kek", which is not totally wrong. If not for the fact that the game is scheduled for an official release in two days (literally, the release date is December 14th, at the time of writing this), and those bugs are going the exact opposite direction of "decreasing". So much so that they keep on multiplying with each new patch, rendering the whole game more and more unstable.

Since the latest patch (0.175) has been released, the game has been suffering also from some form of memory leakage, in which RAM usage starts from a rather chill amount, only to gradually climb higher and higher the longer one stays in game and never settles back down, until reaching the point where everything freezes, before the game itself crashes. You don't even need to leave your own housing plot to see it happening.

Technical issues aside, Palia is marketed as a "cosy co-op MMO", yet the game still looks quite far from being "cosy" and "co-op". If anything, with more players joining, it has now become some kind of "competitive" game instead.

Some players would "call out" the rarest resources (from a mineable Palium node to the forageable Dari Cloves), others just come, pick and leave.

For context: the problem with resources in Palia is that, once they are picked, there's an implied time frame where other players will have to come and get said resource too, before it despawns for good for everyone in that single server, which is why it is considered "good etiquette" to call a resource out whenever it's spotted, and then wait for whoever answers that call to come over before picking it up/mining/chopping.

Problem is: the lack of this kind of communication is so widely frowned upon that some people can't wrap their head around the fact that players may have all sort of reasons for not calling something out, be it something personal (from social anxiety to being physically incapacitated to even see the chat, given the severe lack of dedicated options to tweak the chat / font size), technical (troubles to connect to the in game chat), or simply not having much time to wait for others to gather around, leading to those people to either turn hostile and/or leave passive-aggressive remarks over the chat towards those other players.

Players have been also organising "parties" to bake and cook together, in order to prepare big batches of food to later sell for quick "grofit". While the overall idea behind these parties is in line with a “cosy co-op”, they have a dark side: most of the times, players with all sort of sensory issues will inevitably struggle (example: someone needing for complete silence in order to hear the clues when chopping ingredients/rolling a dough) or end up feeling too overwhelmed to carry on whatever task.

In some cases the issues are acknowledged by the party members and they try to minimise the disrupting behaviours. In some instances the party host may have set everything up to cover most (if not all) the special needs of every single member of the party.

Only in the worst cases, if the person affected try to warn the others and/or ask them to momentarily stop with this or that disruptive behaviour, the other player(s) will just ignore the message and keep on doing whatever they're doing, in quite a worrisome display of no regards for (nor empathy towards) a disabled and/or ND person.

The affected player could try and report the “troll” ones, but there seems to be quite a chance of the support team to reply back with suggestions to block the reported player(s). Which would be neat, if blocking players wouldn’t mean simply forbidding them to send you invites and chat messages, but would be also expanded to the blocked part being rendered unable to join your same party.

Yeah, as in every other game where players can interact with one another, be it competitive or co-op, trolling and being a nuisance is yet another issue.

Not bad for a game that's marketed as "cosy". /sarcasm

Personally, so far I’ve been directly spared this experience, thanks to my being a socially anxious bean who very much prefers to play on my own over joining any kind of squad/team/party.

Moving back to the topic of accessibility, this option -as a whole- seems to be not even a second thought on S6's part. Probably not even a third nor a fourth. It feels more like an "end of the line" kind of thought.

Despite several players (myself included) have been sending lots of different feedback on this topic, at the moment there are still only some loose settings in place, but that's all.

Audio sliders don’t feel like they give enough options. Players can tweak the volume for: overall audio, dialogues, music and sound effects. There’s also a separated option to choose what kind of “mix profile” one may prefer, which is supposed to make some audio stand out slightly more than others.

The problem with this is that it needs additional sliders, mainly on the “sound effects” compartment. To some people affected by HOH and/or other auditory issues, it can be quite hard to hear some sound clues over the rest of the sound effects, be them from the environment or other players in the area. Alas, all these effects are under the single “sound effects” slider, with no way to -for example- completely mute the sound of a waterfall to better pinpoint the clue sound of the bobber while fishing.

In addition to this, there's no effective option yet on the graphics/animation side to try and minimise/avoid motion sickness either. Not to mention, no matter how low your graphics settings may be, some visual effects (like the sun light glistening over water surfaces at dawn and dusk) will remain on screen, with the legit risk of triggering seizures and/or migraines in the most sensitive players.

These latter could be triggered also by visual clues (like a just-tilled soil portion flashing red), which urged all players (both affected by these issues and not) to ask for an option in the settings menu to enable/disable such clues. Needless to say, so far this suggestion has been left unanswered.

For what concerns mobility-related issues, one thing that may be called an "accessibility tool" is the autorun option, which works fine as long as your character is, in fact, running. Or jumping off a cliff and activating the glider.

Autorun can be stopped by actions like pressing one of the directional keys (most notably WASD), mining nodes/chopping trees, talking to NPCs, or picking a loot up. For pretty much anything else, it will keep on being enabled, resulting in the "autorun" to become an "autoclimb" when reaching the side of any cliff.

This is where things get janky; the autoclimb direction is linked to the north - east - west - south directions on the compass. If one wanted to go up, they need to turn the camera until roughly aligning with the "south" direction, to go right/left the compass needs to be aligned with east/west, and to go down the compass has to be oriented towards north.

Might sound pretty simple, but there's a catch in all this: depending on which side you're climbing, turning/tilting the camera in the direction you need also means that you won't be able to see where you are going anymore, therefore you may not see where the cliff ends, resulting in your character accidentally jumping off the cliff and you, player, being in need to redo the whole climb from where you started. So, whereas an able-bodied may take ten seconds to climb up a cliff, a person with a physical condition might take twice or even thrice the time.

At least on the mobility side, S6 seemed to have taken the hint and acknowledged at least this kind of issues.

In time they added some small, competitive space (simply named "The Tower"); an obstacle course where players have to climb their way to the top by going through a series of totally airborne platforms, while being surrounded by some kind of sparkly, pinkish void.

There's no unique reward to participating in it (and even for reaching the end of that course), except for random treasure chests scattered across the whole “tower”. The devs had been clear about this new addition in the game: it was something experimental, and that, given the nature of that "tower", they wouldn't have implemented those mechanics to stuff related to the main quest line.

Players felt different amounts of relief, especially those with either mobility issues (such as arthritis) or suffering from vertigo induced by the lack of visual "anchor points".

Except...

S6 did, in fact, not take the hint. Devs eventually implemented those mechanics into one of the main quest lines: the Temple of Gales.

It looks like the new quest may have brought players together once again, as everyone seems to have similar opinions on that explorable area and the related quest(s). Although not in the cosy way expected/promoted by Singularity Six™.

It sucks balls.

Not only there are "tower-like" mechanics in place to go around, not only autorun can't really help you while you're exploring, because you constantly need to stop and look around to find various items (not to mention the need to time your gliding in order to catch the air drafts just right), but some quest hints/explanations are also kept very vague.

One of them literally and only says "look for evidence", without explaining what kind of "evidence" you should be looking for. Is it some scraps from a book? Fragments of something? Human remains? You may never know until you'll stumble across the first one by sheer coincidence (or until you go skim the walkthrough on the wiki first). All you know is that you need to find four.

Another quest instruction is only slightly less vague as it asks to "look for treasures". There are seven of those in total. All seven are totally different-looking items, so good luck finding them when you don't even know how they are supposed to look like, and there's not even a single waypoint to direct you to the general area where to look. :)

To make things worse, being the area considered an indoor space but with the perceived size of a whole Kilima village, there is no map available for an easier navigation/exploration, which may lead players to aimlessly go around in circle for quite a while.

All these factors combined (uncomfortable/inaccessible mobility mechanics + unclear instructions + lack of a map and indicators) can make that new temple and the related quest(s) an energy-draning experience for everyone, on top of causing unnecessary discomfort and/or straight up being a trigger to some people's conditions, causing players to rage-quit and/or forcing them to seek out help from someone else to complete those quests in their place.

In all this, players have been asking since quite a long time (probably already in the alpha stage) to have accessibility tools implemented, demands that have been growing in number as more and more players joined in.

This to say that this is not something new, and -despite all- so far there seems to have been quite a poor acknowledgement on S6's part.

After all this time, they added some subtitles to cutscenes (I saw them in the introduction cutscene for Subira, but I personally have no way to check if they are there also for older scenes, like the very first one that introduces your human character at the beginning of the game), and made the game compatible with controllers (most likely for the incoming release on Switch).

But this, and the few features mentioned towards the start of this wall of text, is all.

There's clearly room for improvement, even on the communication side between company and community.

Accessibility has been barely mentioned in the official notes from S6, leaving players to feel like they are unheard. I'm not expecting S6 to release full statements every single time they drop a patch note and game news. They could leave a brief announcement from time to time, so that the community may know that yes, their feedback and everything has been still acknowledged and that players may expect some updates in that regard in the future.

Some may say that a simple acknowledgement is not enough, that S6 needs to do something in this sense, but given the situation, an acknowledgement alone would be already a step ahead.

In the end, the lack of accessibility tools in game is only a part of the problem. The other part is this sort of “radio silence” from S6’s part.

In conclusion: if you want to get yourself Palia, by all means do so. This post is not meant to bash people wanting to try this game out because "PALIA BAD >:("

Palia as a game is good, even with its ups and downs, and it needs support to keep on thriving.

This post is only meant as a fair warning on the technical and accessibility side, so that people may have a general idea of what they may expect in regard of both.

[defensivelee]

May I ask what you think would happen if the Six Lives characters met their historical counterparts? Because I feel that would be so funny.

oh that's actually so interesting to think about! I think there's quite a bit of potential there with the religious angles and all that-- so first thing's first I do not think any of them would like each other. I mean, the Six Lives characters, for the most part, are descended from devils!! generally, these were all Christian men! if they're not outraged by the existence of these characters and how I twist them around in the story, then they are at least annoyed bc many of the characters are certified Sluts™️ (i say that with nothing but love and affection). also, this is a very gay story. not sure how well that would go over.

In any case, I think the imagined individual reactions of the real people would be fun, so we can go over that too ^-^. just a few characters tho or i will lose my mind. go under the cut to see my lunatic explanations ~

William would not like six lives! William, period full stop, and six lives! William wouldn't like real William either. he thinks real William is a PUSSY for not eating de Witt himself, for not killing James himself, etc etc. real William thinks six lives! William is silly and ALSO a pussy bc I purposely made him kind of damsel-in-distress coded, so yeah... all the things William does in the tenth hot spring, real William would be like 'how the FUCK do you let that happen to yourself?' probably not the biggest fan of BDSM. also, he's really gonna be fucking Bentinck and make the rumors real? really? aren't you better than that, fake William?

Mary wouldn't like six lives! Mary either, for the reason that the latter Mary is incredibly VIOLENT. she also literally killed William once, so Mary likes that even less. however, six lives! Mary really likes real Mary, mostly bc she's what six lives! Mary wishes she could be. a non violent pretty princess, later queen, married happily to William, for the small price of switching up to what is probably a way less horny religion? she'd take it! i think she'd just be obsessed with real Mary for that reason. real Mary, despite being somewhat afraid of her, still feels bad for her.

Bentinck fucking despises six lives! Bentinck, bc i intentionally made him way worse than he was historically! i don't think he was one for senseless violence, and while six lives! Bentinck is kinder than many of the other characters, it's not rlly a helpful comparison... his kill count is in the double digits. the majority of the sex he has is also 🔥GAY🔥 so that would be VERY irritating. i mean six lives! Bentinck's whole existence is kind of slander poetry. however, six lives! Bentinck likes real Bentinck enough just bc he's super niceys and very loyal to William. ironically, he likes real Bentinck more for not killing people for funsies kek

real Marly, to nobody's surprise, hates six lives! Marly, bc WHY IS HE IN LOVE WITH JAMES ? WHY IS HE LETTING THESE THINGS HAPPEN TO HIM? my interpretations of Marly start off at the fact that he is in love with James, which is why he fears him later on-- real Marly never fell in love with James, so ig there's less to worry about there. six lives! Marly ALSO has lots of sex with men, which has even less basis than it does with maybe someone like William or Bentinck. real Marly probably wants this loser dead; however, it's a bit of a Mary situation again with six lives! Marly. he WISHES that were him, being in the english army sounds a lot easier to him than dealing with James' bullshit.

and finally, six lives! James thinks real James is painfully normal, which might say a lot about himself, and real James thinks six lives! James is literally his counterpart possessed by the devil. he has like this dramatic scrooge moment except he doesn't turn better, i think it just makes him more catholic tbh. also, six lives! James would tap that. im telling you, if theres a hole, theres a goal...

[astolfofo]

i have gotten out of my slumber (merry 2 days late christmas by the way!) and I wanted to share this concept bc i just finished the Sumeru Quests

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this was inspired by @yandere-romanticaa and this post 

side note: i’ve been trying to make this idea into a serveral part fic for a long time, but I just didn’t know where to start and nothing I wrote seemed good enough, So i gave up. (i wrote a little bit of it here, but I didn’t know where to continue it after that so... lmao) 

also im sorry if this isn’t exactly a reader x scaramouche, there’s a little bit of self-inserting in here  This was keeping me up at night kek. Sorry if any of you guys don’t like how characterized it actually is. I had to get it out of my system. 

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I’m thinking about Scaramouche with a reader just like him. An artificial god, made to hold a gnosis, except in this case, they actually succesfully hold the gnosis. 

You were sworn to keep it a secret. You swore to your creator, the hydro archon, that you would keep it a secret. 

Yet you were no god. You were simply a tool of the god- to fill her own wishes. To funfill her own goal: to build a tower to Celestia. That was the entire purpose of your life. 

Time and time again, the storms in the sky would destroy the tower, burnt it down the the ground. Yet, if you didn’t finish this project, you were sure the hydro archon would destroy your body herself. 

Justice would be served to those who did not serve purpose. 

Those were her words from the start. There was no reason to live, unless you were useful. You were told this from the first moment you ever set foot into this world.

You are an engineer. You are a doctor. You are the highest ranking government official. You needed to make sure the reign of justice would be carried out. With grace and precision. As per she ordered. 

Yet, your life was meaningless. An endless cycle of sleepless nights, stress, and fear. You needed an escape. A person who not only needed you, bu loved you.

-

You remebered your first days as a human. You were made with the forbidden Alchemy from Khaenri'ah. Therefore, you must be kept a secret. Your body was the same as a engineer from Khaenri'ah- the same one who built the city of Fountaine. The person who designed the court.

The whole city depended on her. She allowed the city to thrive, she healed everyone of their sickness. It was as if she was from another world. 

Until one day, she disappeared.

The Hydro archon sent people out to find her. To Khaenri'ah. Most of the people died in the process- only one person came back after the Archon war.

She was dead. She had died in the Archon war. Yet, the searcher managed to gather all her belongings- including the notes she had. The exact same knowledge that had saved all the people in Fountaine.

And in that knowledge, were detailed notes on how to make a human out of pure elemental energy. 

You were made based on those very instructions. You were made to make sure Fountaine was under control. You went to Tevyat’s ends to make sure that justice would be served to those who deserved it. 

-

Kunikuzushi was any passerby. As ordinary as the next. According to the rumors, he was simply just a wanderer from Inazuma. Fair enough, you thought. After all, Fountaine was the most technologically advanced nation, even more so than Snezhnaya and Sumeru.

So, one day, you were shocked when he walked in on you. You were isolated in a field, playing a violin. Playing violin was a method of escapism for you. A method to relieve stress. 

How did he even find you here?

He looks at you in awe. Had he never seen this instrument? It felt like he was looking at you when you were undressed, it felt he was looking at you bare.

“What?”

And that’s how you met him. 

-

He revealed that he was the same as you. Created by a god, but discarded. He admired you. And you had grown a fondness towards him. Almost like a brother-sister realtionship. Someone who could understand you.

Yet, in all your time together, he never told you his name. 

And after staying in Fountaine for a while, he left. 

You never saw him again.

Not that you minded. If your “mother” found out, she would be enraged that you developed feelings towards a being from another nation. Your friendship with him was your own secret. And it was better if you didn’t get too attached anyways; it might cause you trouble later on. 

Little did you know, he had always been with you. He could never leave you. So, you never saw the small electro mark on your forearm. You never noticed the small purple streak in your hair. You never realized the purple hue in your eyes.

-

Maybe you had began to miss a bit too much. Life was still dull and boring as ever. But it was supposed to be like that. Day after day, papers pilled up at your desk, demanding to be finished. Yet, you couldn’t be bothered.

You thought about your last moments with the wanderer from Inazuma. You and him were in the national hospital. He had dressed up in Fountaine Attire, hoping not to get caught with you. Seemingly, it must have worked because no one spared a second look at you. 

“Hey. Why do you do this for the people?”

You didn’t respond. Part of it might have been because you were too busy checking the vials of the paitent. But you didn’t know why you did this. It was simply an instruction.

“It’s because I have to.”

“And why is that?”

You paused again, clenching your jaw in thought, “Well... it’s because it’s an instruction, right? And like you, I don’t want to lose my heart either. I’ll be dead if I disobey my mom. I have to be as perfect as my predecessor. If not better.”

He didn’t respond. He held your hand tightly. 

After a few moments of slience, Scaramouche looked at you again. “I guess our creators are equally cruel.”

“Yeah. Probably. Wouldn’t put it past me that I might be dead by tommorow.” You laugh, “It’s a sad life I lead, despite all these people depending on me.”

You didn’t see his expression back then. You didn’t want to.

He never came back again. 

-

Kunikuzushi had found his parallel. Someone so opposite to him, yet so similar.

Yet, his heart had a painful throbbing feeling. His heart rang with jealousy, while his mind could not let go of you.

Oh, how he desired to be in the same situation as you. To be a god. To be needed, to be wanted. To be respected as divinty. 

It’s not fair. 

He decides to leave the next day. He wants you to think about him all the time. He wants you to miss him. He wants to be worshipped. Oh, how he wishes he could get you to depend on him. 

He starts thinking about ways to destroy you. Ways to make you feel the same way he did back then. Ways to make you inferior to him.

He wants you to grovel and beg for his mercy. He wants to chain you to him forever.

He knows that’s not possible though, so he decides to disappear before he hurts you. Before he goes though, he’ll mark you from afar. 

He’s greatful he never told you his name. He’ll let you make his name, once he turns into your god. 

-

He was a Fatui Harbinger. He looked different. His aura was almost suffocating. Sadistic, arrogant.  He was a criminal from an enemy nation. You could’ve arrested him right there.

You should have arrested him right there. 

But you chose not to. He deserved his own life. His own freedom. You pitied him. And maybe that was a mistake.

He was not the same. 

When you asked him for his name, he simply laughed.

“Why don’t you give me a name?” He asked, “I’ve never had a proper name. A name is the first gift one recieves in their life.” 

“I’ve already disassociated with my life. I want to start a new one.” His face was an inch away from yours. He smirked at your face, which was bright red.

“So what’s my name gonna be (Y/N)?”

[deviantartdramahub]

Lol imagine unironically saying kek- https://web.archive.org/web/20240523054740/https://www.deviantart.com/liesoft/status-update/It-really-isn-t-personal-but-1055229175 uh ohhh more slur using!! And honey, what you're saying isn't just swears, they're words created to DISCRIMINATE against people, that's what a slur is, sweetheart. And that's why it's so bad and bigoted. How old are you? It's pretty embarrassing a teenager on the internet has to explain things like this to you. But I suppose not surprising, considering the fact you and your allies live in a magical little world where you all are incapable of doing any wrong, and anyone who suggests you aren't perfect must be exterminated. Also no one asked about this Dollcreep person no one cares why are you giving random ass lore dump lmao. And what makes you think anyone will believe your fake ass proof (btw screenshots aren't valid proof bc they can be manipulatedddd!! How many times do I have to repeat that to you toddler attention span mfs lmfao) when you're proving right there that your harassing is purely out of bigotry?? It's not putting words in your mouth, because the R slur is right there XD

Also I obviously have no problem with normal swearing, I swear all the time, so idk why you're making us out to be little 5 year olds going "MOMMYYYY BIG BROTHER SAID HECK!!!" bc that's not the case at all lmaoo.

Btw more slur using, the fact it's only the one used for disabled people surely is telling. Wonder when they'll start calling Tri the f-slur for being LGBT, bc we know they're obviously not above that. https://web.archive.org/web/20240523171148/https://www.deviantart.com/liesoft/status-update/Would-also-like-to-add-1055290265

It's so fucking hilarious how they're saying we're the ones deleting our comments to avoid backlash when their ally Evie literally just did that very thing. DADN and their allies love doing bad things to throw the blame onto their victims, they do it all the damn time. At this point, "hypocrite" would be a compliment to them. Also Ninja mentioned this post in their most recent ask, so Liar confidently saying Ninja won't see the post is so funny. Uh ohhh they actually look at shit because they have critical thinking skills unlike you uh ohhhh.

Don't even know what ask this one's directed to bc the archive won't let me go to it, and the link's preview doesn't give any clues, but oh well. https://web.archive.org/web/20240523205657/https://www.deviantart.com/liesoft/status-update/Another-retard-spewing-shite-But-1055447327 Blah blah more slurring blah blah also we can tell you have no friends lol.

Alright bye bye looks like someone wants to be the new Mod-S bc their goddess abandoned them lmaooo so sad and pathetic :3

Which means I'll probably have to post frequently again and call out more bullshit. Sighhh... -_-

(But my source of knowing about these posts is Ninja's asks, so if Ninja can keep alerting me about these, it'd be greatly appreciated <3

Also, if I remember correctly, slurs are against DA rules.

[sesshy380-rp]

(continued from here)

Kat found the whole process of the others creating their fake work backgrounds to be boring. Mainly because there wasn’t anything for her to do other than just sit there and listen as they used a bunch of technical jargon that made no sense to her. She decided to shift and take a nap on the back of the couch where she’d be out of the way. When it sounded like they had finally wrapped things up, she stretched and leapt down, shifting back so that she was once again seated beside Bakura.

“We should probably start heading back if you’re all finished,” she said, stretching again.

“Actually,” Ryou said with a smile. “All this work making up the equivalent of a character backstory reminded me that you said you had a new character that you wanted to try out sometime. How about now?”

“I’d have to go back to our place to get it,” Kat stated.

“Bakura and I can get things set up here while you run back. While you’re at it, you should grab some stuff to stay the night, just in case. Kek can go with you. The two of you are a lot faster at getting across town and back than we are, but it should still give us plenty of time to get something thrown together.”

Kek seemed to perk up at the idea of getting to stretch and be not-human for a bit.

“I’ll race you,” he said excitedly while looking at Kat.

“You’d lose,” she replied with a grin while crossing the room to get her boots on. “I’ll meet you on the roof.”

“Slowpoke,” Kek grinned while vanishing into his own shadow, his boots by the door mysteriously vanishing at the same time.

Kat hurried out the door, quickly making her way to meet up with Kek.

((@nb-lesbian-tkb))

[arcticyarn]

pretty annoying that users on lc and crystal cafe are acting so surprised at you liking moon as if its the most repulsive, unknown thing they have ever seen. I think its self telling that they’re sensitive normies. I have seen REAL, worse cases of obsession of those websites kek. These people are fucking retarded self absorbed normies

Maybe... I don't care, I love it when people are mean to him. And I can't blame them, I get annoyed too when I see young women liking old men. They just don't know that he's actually in his early thirties because of his hairline...

[ouroboros-hideout]

Ohoh: let's make some questions!

12-20-23-31 for Vlad

26-29 for Aon!

I know, they are A LOT!

"Better late than never" will be my answer to all future ask games I guess :screaming_vlad_emoji:

For Vlad

12: In what situation was your character the most calm they’ve ever been?

With Gazelle on his last visit to her before he died. I imagine they’ve known each other for at least 3 years and he took off every time in his job he could and visit her or talk her into visiting him. Imagine it like he would arrange a day filled with all the romantic shit. Starting off the day with breakfast on the balcony of her apartment, later going out to the city or the surrounding areas. Get some Diner and finish off with sunset by the sea. It seemed like everything was perfect on that day. He flies home the next day, and goes on a seemingly easy mission to get a big promotion. Maybe overcome his doubts after that, if he just should fuck the system and his fathers opinion and introduce Ghislaine to his mother at least. But it wasn’t meant to be.

20: In what ways does your character compare themselves to others? Do they do this for the sake of self-validation, or self-criticism?

Mostly self-validation. Most of the time he thinks of himself as “something better”. Standing above everyone else and therefore getting as much positive chemistry in his system flowing as possible. His life probably consists to 80% only of his work so he compares himself to everyone he’s getting in touch with there. Colleagues, people he’s told to go after or even his superiors. 

23: What does your character dislike in other people?

If he can't trust them. No matter if it's colleagues that disappoint him because they are not capable of fulfilling their tasks or his partners that act not loyal to him. But in most cases he’s just paranoid by his condition so he would always find a reason not to trust a person.

31: Describe a scenario in which your character feels most comfortable.

The time he spends with Roy is the most comfortable for him because his friend learned how to dance around everything that could trigger him and is avoiding it. So there are no voices that make him nervous or anxious so he can enjoy the time a lot more freely. In addition to that they talk a lot about their shared interests, which he barely can do with anyone else because he's a loner when it comes to regular friendships.

For Aon

26: How does your character behave around children?

Depends how they behave around her lol. She’s not a big fan of really small children. Toddlers like Kurt for example KEK. Too loud, you don't really know how to handle them. She had no siblings and only was around people her age or older her whole life until she left Moscow. She met Anna when she was 7 years old so that's an age at which she can handle the smaller people. And on contrary how bluntly she interacts with adults she tries to restrain herself when talking with more vulnerable and fairly younger people like children bc she knows from her upbringing that it only does damage to a character and soul if you treat them too harshly and show no sensibility.

29: What did your character dream of being or doing as a child? Did that dream come true?

I think I answered that or a similar question already. But I am lazy and don’t want to look for it. She dreamed of escaping her future at SovOil and becoming a free roaming nomad like her biological father apparently was. She got what she dreamed for but the circumstances could have been a lot better.

Thanks for the questions as always!

[blacklightsociety]

”The Trump shooter was a liberal!” “The Trump shooter was a registered Republican!” You are all sheeple.

Wake UP, people! There was no Trump shooter!

His ear just did that, and the Deep State and the NWO shot people to cover it up.

Look, I get it. You don’t want to see the conspiracy. But look, it runs deep, ok?

JFK was the most famous case, and then there was Lincoln, and now Trump? There’s a pattern, right? It happened on the 13th, The 13th, the traitorous disciple Judas’ number, see? 1+3 is 4, number of cardinal directions, classical elements, balance.

JFK? ‘Assassinated’ on the 22nd. 2+2=4! We know this, people; kindergartners learn this! The conspiracy is as simply as 2+2=4, and there are four lights!

The Lady in Red at JFK’s ‘assassination’? Babalon, the goddess conjured up by rocket scientist Jack Parsons and L. Ron Hubbard doing weird goonbro bate-rituals in the desert. ‘Rocket scientist’? Now, who else do we know who has a great interest in space? That’s right, it’s Trump, who signed off on the U.S. Space Force! And what exactly do we need a Space Force for, anyway? Roswell Grays, maybe? What connection does Trump have to the sinister occult forces threatening our nation? We know that he has many followers interested in the occult! During the 2016, I personally witnessed a Trump supporter declaring her intention to create a branch of Chaos Magick called ‘Kek Magick’ to assault rival candidate Hilary Clinton. Related to the Nephandic ‘keknomancy’ paradigm? Unknown.

But disturbing.

Suspicious, no? Is Trump leading a circle of kek magickians in a psychic battle against space aliens? Did his ear explode from occult backlash from a badly-cast spell to enthrall the crowd?

It’s all connected. All of it.

HIS.

EAR.

JUST.

DID.

THAT.

[teeto-peteto]

mkay since i finished ruined king and i have a mental void only pyke can fill im making dumb shit like this

its in spanish but let me translate; (basically is like a modern?? or highschool au dont know i always had in my mind the typical Spain school lol)

IMAGE ONE:

Pyke -> Attends to class only a couple times per month but still passes

Illaoi -> no need to translate but in case this looks extremely small: Gym girl, Absolute PE queen

Braum -> same as before but just in case: Nerd Gymbro /also adding himbo rn/

Miss Fortune -> Class delegate in redemption arc because she failed the year before.

Ahri -> Hot Cheeto Girl

Yasuo -> Fifa player

IMAGE TWO:

is like a little mental map of their relationships with eachother, ofc they all talk to each other is just that i was lazy to put a lot more headcanons in there kek

Pyke -> Both Illaoi and Miss Fortune are his childhood friends. Braum is his bestie, they share their study notes and pass the exams together.

Illaoi -> Childhood friends with Pyke, had a small relationship with Braum wich didnt last, but they are very good friends! Miss Fortune's current girlfriend.

Braum -> Had a short romantic relationship with Illaoi in the past, but they are good friends in the current times. Its Pyke's best friend, and overall is very good friends with the rest of the group aswell.

Miss Fortune -> Pyke's childhood friend. In a romantic relationship with Illaoi, best friends with Ahri.

Ahri -> Best friends with Miss Fortune, has a good relationship with the rest of the group. In a relationship with Yasuo.

Yasuo -> Ahri's boyfriend, has a good relationship with the group as long as he has a drink /jk (/srs)