#its a selfship

[quartztwst]

*Turns into fem Azul*

We should get married because you're funny.

He makes me laugh ahh relationship

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she wants me dead

[foreverly]

yall lost reblog and post privileges

[kakusboyfriend]

Robot characters who are given names like SL-308-62 but instead of their human friend going Well let's call you Sally for short, they instead ask the other if they Like their current name.

"Do you like your serial number?" they ask. "Yes, quite. It reminds me of who I am" the robot replies. "I have heard others like me go by different names after some time, and maybe one day I'll choose one for myself, too. But right now that is my full name, yes" they continue.

Because it's not your decision to make whether or not the robot will receive a new name. It should be theirs only. What's the difference? One is more complex and the other is simplified. They were both given by strangers instead of themselves.

"62 will do," they conclude. "It's my model number - there will be no other 62 after me."

[bunnys-lil-hideout]

hi if you're someone who's new to the tumblr self-shipping community or new to self-shipping in general and you want to avoid reblogging from pr0$h1pp3rs/pr0f1ct10n bloggers, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE block these tags.

pr0$h1pp3rs will even tag completely unrelated self-shipping posts with these tags in order to find their people, which is why its EXTREMELY important to block these so that you don't accidentally give them attention.

-on desktop you can click Settings, scroll down to Content you see, and under Filtered Tags, click the pencil icon and write them in and either press enter on keyboard or click the Add button on the site. -on the app, go to your profile and press the gear icon, press the first option called General settings, scroll down and press Filtering, then press +New on the top right corner.

and please remember, if you see someone tagging their post with #safeship or #safeshipping, that is someone who is AGAINST them, not WITH them.

[liilacwine]

psa! your f/o loves you regardless of your sex drive. maybe you fall somewhere on the asexual spectrum (like me!). maybe you're hypersexual, maybe you're sex repulsed, maybe you've got any combination of labels and feelings and circumstances going on- you still mean the world to your f/o <3

[kruxband]

reblog if the lack of f/o content (whether canon or fanmade) is getting to you 🙃

[moon-and-stars-selfship]

Anyone: "Why do you ship yourself with fictional characters?"

Me:

~~No Pr0sh1p~~

[mail-me-a-snail]

at long last science has rewarded my streneous efforts tenfold

[tyrianludaship]

if you unironically think "proshippers made the selfship community", I will banish you to the dumbass dimension for all eternity.

[dalvs-wife]

do any other selfshippers get a little bit irked when seeing your f/o's headcanoned with sexualities that exclude your gender..... because uhhhh... no? we're dating?? we're married??? we're very in love??? wdym they aren't attracted to my gender? surely you jest...

[dreamyblanket]

[microwavetoaster-selfships]

"I'm on my way." Your F/O says. You can hear some of the hurry in their voice. Maybe you're somewhere that you particurly don't want to be at, or a casual trip outside had gone wrong. Maybe you called them because you weren't feeling well, whether you're upset or sick they want to be by your side to help. You can always reach out to them and count on them.

Bonus drama points if you got in a messy fight and they're coming to step in and help you, or help you recover.

[deathdetermineslife]

your f/o would comfort you through any kind of mental health episode you have. ptsd flashback? manic episode? depressive episode? anything you may have, they're helping you through it. they'll comfort you or get you things you need. they'll help you ground yourself, they'll help calm you down if your anxiety is getting the better of you. if you need a blanket or a stuffed animal or something to drink to help with your upset, they'd get it for you immediately. your f/o loves you so very much.

[miutonium]

🏃‍♀️Hi hi I'm reopening my commission again since I am in the middle of my final year project and I needed funds to support my art project _(:'3」∠)_

*also if you see my previous commission post minutes ago, please disregard that I put the wrong info there ;w; Also appreciate if you guys delete my previous post too if you reblogged it 🥲

Please take note that since I am in the middle of my final year and I also have 3 pending commissions to go right now, I only be able to fully commit to this slot around the end of July!

SLOTS TAKEN: 2/5

*Taken slots will be updated from time to time!

‼️PLEASE READ MY TOS AND RULES BEFORE YOU DECIDE TO COMMISSION ME!!‼️

🔷️My TOS, art samples and additional rules/info can be read on my carrd here.

🔷️No rush orders will be accepted as I am currently in the middle of my final. If you need an estimate for commission turnarounds please refer to my Trello! I date stamp all of my progress from start to finish! Please commission me only if you don't mind waiting for me!!

I'm also posting my art samples (personal art) undercut!

And as always, reblogs are highly appreciated 🥰💕💕

🔷️Please DM me if you're interested or have any inquiries regarding my commission!

🔷️There’s no pressure at all if you don’t want to reblog/share but I greatly appreciate it very much if you do

🥺👉👈Reblogs are definitely very much appreciated 🥰💕💕

[rotruff]

btw ur f/o would love to take care of you.

come down with something? they'll be there for you in any way that they can. they might not be a great cook, but they'll pick up anything you could ever need or want whenever you want. they might be the type who wants to keep a little space since they dont wanna get sick, but they'll leave little notes around for you or maybe a jacket or similarly comforting article around for you as a little reminder of their love for you. they'll help you pass time, whether that be through watching movies, talking with you, or just being a quiet presence nearby. whatever makes you feel better, they're happy to oblige. they just want you to feel better, even if they might not be a doctor or anything, they hope that they can be of service to ypu anyway.

just not feeling great? that's fine too, everyones got their off moments. (maybe if they're the more flirty type they make a joke about how it must be exhausting being the loveliest person in history.) they're more than happy to be a support for you in any way that they can in this time, whether that means just being there for you or stepping in to help you with things physically. whether you want them to just be by your side and keep you company or for them to help you out with things like showering or eating something, they'll be sure to put their heart into it. they care about you and your happiness means the world to them, they dont mind doing whatever it takes to help you feel a little bit better.

chronic pain or similar? oh yeah, dont even worry about it. even if theyre not super strong, they'll offer to help you around if you absolutely need to, though they might be a little bit of a worrywart about you getting some rest. you want any painkillers? they'll go running through a storm for it. you just want a distraction? they'll happily regale you with some story of theirs to help take your mind off the pain. you just want their company? they're already fitting themselves as close as they can to you. they know that, no matter how much they wish they could, they cant really take the pain away, but theyll do whatever they can to help take your mind off of it and alleviate some of that pain.

[mourambles]

Fall F/o Reblog Game!!

Reblog this w/ a pic of your f/o (and you/your s/i too if you want!!) and I'll give you a fall activity to do together!!

edit: so many of these are halloween themed lol- im sorry

Ex: Hellboy and I are gonna bake pumpkin roll cakes!! (two bc bro could deffo finish a whole cake himself 💀)