#its 8 pm now

[sleep-nurse]

blame my inactivity to my shitty ass ''parents''

[httpshujii]

im so tired.

[quibblegoobe]

bahhh the suckers wip

[toomanybrainrots]

Another request that decided to poof in my face. I really wanted to do this one cause I am a SUCKER for height difference. One of my favorite things. Plesse, if any of you have a request that involves height difference, sned it in and I am perfectly happy and willing to do it if it is in my abilities

A/N after writing this: So, uh, somehow Cygate crept in. So, yeah, Cygate’s here too

Warnings: Male Reader, reader is referred to with male adjacent things, called ‘mech’ and/or male pronouns

Swerve with a Male Cybertronian S/O that’s much more taller than him

Swerve loves his tall husband

Swerve honestly had no idea how you got together in the first place

He was…well, he was himself. And you were a tall, handsome, beautiful bot

And somehow he managed to pull you.

Anytime you and Swerve wanna talk, you either need to be sitting down, crouching, pick him up in your arms, or he has to crane his neck down

You both decided that you picking him up was the best option

You liked hearing him talk as you carried him around in your arms. Honeslty, it was both a wholesome and funny sight to outsiders

You had a fond smile on your face as you listened to Swerve talking, gesturing animatedly as you carried him thrugh the hallways.

You always loved hearing your dear conjunx talk while he was in your arms. It was your favorite thing to do in any cycle.

You let out a chuckle when Swerve cracked a joke, enjoying the lovely goofy grin he had.

He and Tailgate now have much more to talk about now after you got together

And that much more are their lovely conjunxes, you and Cyclonus

They both gush to each other all the time, even if you and Cyclonus are right there. Neither of you are complaining or saying anything though

They both love their tall husbands very much

[triglycercule]

if killer has differently sized eyes then does he blink like those lizards that have each eye blink abnormally. like the small eye has to be shut for a full second and then the big eye has to take a minute to blink. his blinks are delayed. they have their own timer. is this purposeful??? perhaps killer is doing it on purpose to freak people out and its just a really really really long running inside joke between himself and himself. or it could actually be srs and he can't blink synchronized. or he could use it to his advantage by like never having one eye closed ever. he'd never be held back by the disability that is blinking. AND it's a psychological trick on his enemy because they're weirded out like "why isnt this prick blinking normally"

does this make the top 20 dumbest triglycercule posts. i think this is a solid 12/20

[the-acid-pear]

I honestly kinda hate when ppl ignore that Rouxls is evil too. Like I see some ppl sometimes wash that away which is so unfair he's an evil weird autistic ass jerk who sucks at his one job and it's beautiful and if you don't appreciate that you don't deserve him I think.

[bugbusphase]

Woo! Another sketch is coming!

Thank you all who LOVED and gave me advice from the last post!!THANK YOU THANK YOU 😭

For now, have this!

[broke-on-books]

Need to watch my favorite movie again sometime soon

[mamawasatesttube]

sits bolt upright in bed. i need to put tim drake in a blender

[h-doodles]

not to flex but me getting 9 secrets and all good ends in my first playthough before I ran Miranda's route has got me feeling incredibly. <3 <3 <3 for real. thank u @resident-lover team for my life!!!!!!!!! im going to spin them ALL inside the microwave plate in my head

ALSO WAS ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME HOW WONDERFUL MISS DONNA IS. OR WAS I SUPPOSED TO LEARN ABT MY SWEET BABYGIRL GF IN HERE. im sobbing. she's so baby. i love her so much.. i need to hug and kiss her 24/7. im so emeowtional???? on par w/ miranda as best most wonderful good end routes. to me. (yes i have SO much issues and i love possessive women)

OK BUT MISS MOTHER MIRANDA. oh my god. oh my absolute fucking god. this woman is sooooooooo 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 but what do i do? ofc i do absolutely nothing but 🤡🥰💖🫡🥰🤡✨️🫡🥰🤡💕🤡✨️💖🤡🥰🫡🫂🤡💕💕🤡🥰💕💕🥰🫡💕✨️💕💕🫡🥰🤡🫂✨️🫡💕🤡💕🤡🥰🥰🤡🥰💖💕🥰😔🥰🥰✨️🤡🥰✨️🥰💖🥰💕 @ her. sorry not sorry but i love women's wrongs. and she's also SUCH a mean little bird????? she's MY mean little bird (real) AND SHE'S MY [REDACTED] 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰. loving her NOW and ALWAYS and FOREVER

[divinequo]

It's me birthday 🎉🎂🥂

[baeshijima]

GUESS WHOS OFFICIALLY GOING TO UNIVERSITY AND STUDYING PSYCHOLOGY DESPITE HER ABSOLUTE ABOMINATION OF AN A-LEVELS???

me 🫡

[sofloodmelikeatlantic]

idk i kinda wanna draw Georgia and Qiu Lin ok

lets get a base

alr alr looking cute

lets give em faces

ok lets work on georgia a bit

alr alr

im getting bored lets do the background

way too many hours later

okay lets contiue working on georgia

okay alr looking really good

its bedtime we'll work on it tmr

[sleepyminty]

The real boss battle in canto iv is not dongbaek or dongrang or any abnomalities, it’s my phone that keep crashing every FUCKING TIME DOING THE FINAL BOSS PL LET ME PLAY

[triglycercule]

why am i thinking of so much horrorkiller. what's with the slowly growing pile of posts i have of just horrorkiller in my drafts WHAYS GOING ON HELP HELPand then i die to a knife through the heart and an axe through the neck

[cake-chad]

Goddamn, I only made it through like 20 minutes of this one shot yesterday, it's going to take me all week to finish this episode