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EVERY FILM NOMINATED FOR A 2024 OSCAR RANKED

35. Elton John: Never Too Late - Not so much a movie as the bonus material for some other, perhaps hypothetical movie. Perfect viewing for someone who is a huge fan of Elton John, but also knows literally nothing about him and also isn’t particularly interested in learning.

34. The Six Triple Eight - The absolute worst part of this insane yearly project where I watch every single movie nominated for an Oscar, is that every year, for the last 8 years straight, there is a film that is nominated only because it has a Diane Warren song over the end credits. How good ARE these movies? Not very. How not vary? I’m glad you asked.

Movies Nominated for an Oscar Strictly Because of a Diane Warren Song Ranked (2018-2024):

1. RBG (2018)

2. Marshall (2017)

3. Flamin’ Hot (2023)

4. The Life Ahead (2020) (I have absolutely no memory of this movie so I’m putting it here)

(GAP)

5. The Six Triple Eight (2024)

6. Breakthru (2019)

(BIG GAP)

7. Four Good Days (2021)

(GAP THE SIZE OF THE GRAND CANYON)

8. Tell It Like A Woman (2022)

33. Gladiator II - This looks like shit, everyone in it is wildly miscast, and it has absolutely no reason to exist. But other than that its pretty ok I guess.

32. Alien: Romulus - Nearly two straight hours of asking yourself, what? and, who? And most of all, why?? Like watching a video feed of people you don’t care about walk thru an expensive, overly complicated, yet overly familiar haunted house. Can we please just let this franchise die already?

31. The Seed of the Sacred Fig - Did I see this movie? I logged it on letterboxd so I must have. But what happens in it? I really have no idea. I do recall about two and half hours in being roused from a stupor by the dad becoming an over the top cartoon villain out of nowhere and chasing his family with a gun. And I feel like I remember thinking that was exciting, if nonsensical. But other than that, I got nothing.

30. Nosferatu - This is like Robert Eggers thought he was making a series of cool looking paintings instead of a movie. It all LOOKS incredible, but to what end? Am I supposed to be scared? Am I supposed to be in suspense over a story I already know every beat of? Am I supposed to be emotionally invested in the characters? It is supposed to be saying something? Or am I just supposed to marvel at the incredible craft on display while feeling absolutely nothing? If so, well done!

29. Porcelain War - The porcelain stuff and the war stuff do not work together at all. B+ for effort, D- for execution which leaves us with a C, which feels right, if not a touch generous

28. The Wild Robot - As a massive Pixar fanboy, I’m the exact opposite of whatever a fanboy is when it comes to Dreamworks Animation. Their movies are everything Pixar’s are not: generic, anonymously made, simplistic, aimed squarely at tweens, devoid of wit or true humor, and corporate feeling. This is definitely no exception.

27. Sugarcane - Very important topic, very generic film. Great companion piece with Nickel Boys though.

26. Soundtrack to a Coup Etat - When you have to spend 20 minutes after a documentary finishes googling to figure out what the documentary you just watched was about, then I feel like that should mean your documentary is a failure. AND YET. Soundtrack to a Coup Etat does something undeniably new and interesting with the documentary form, which feels increasingly rare and hard to do. And if watching it often felt like trying to make sense of an article in an academic journal about a subject you’ve never studied, I guess I’d rather than that asking for things that are bland and overly dumbed down. So while for me personally, this wasn’t really successful as a movie, I certainly applaud its ambition (a phrase that really sums up the 2024 movie year) and hope it can lead to more experimentation with the documentary form.

(For a movie that, for me, very successfully experiments with form, look no further than the nominated short doc Incident, which, for my money, is easily the best documentary of the year regardless of length)

25. Maria - One of the best looking wikipedia entries I’ve ever watched .

24. Memoir of a Snail - A precious little jewel box of a film, if a bit too slight for me personally. But god bless everyone, like Adam Elliot, using animation as a medium to tell personal adult stories, rather than simply as a way to entertain kids. More movies like this please.

23. Black Box Diaries - Very important story, but way too long and unfocused as a movie. The whole time I kept envisioning the hypothetical better version of this doc and how powerful it could have been. Shiori Ito is incredible though, a truly inspiring person, and someone well worth knowing about.

22. The Girl With The Needle - By far the most brutal movie from a year in which there was literally a movie called The Brutalist. Very well made - the cinematography should have been nominated, and Magnus von Horn is a director to watch - but man oh man was this a rough watch. The rare “they’re not actually going to go there, are they??” movie that does indeed actually go there.

21. I’m Still Here - If I had to describe this movie I would describe it as “a movie”. There are characters. Things happen. You learn something. It’s all done very competently. But it left absolutely no emotional or intellectual impact whatsoever, despite its important and very relevant subject matter. There’s nothing wrong with it, but nothing great about it either. It’s the perfect embodiment of, “yeah, it was pretty good I guess”

20. No Other Land - It’s a true bummer, but I feel like I’ve already seen this exact movie several other times in this in recent years: 20 Days in Mariupol, For Sama, Last Men in Aleppo, countless nominated doc shorts, and more. It’s verite footage from a conflict zone, presented without real narrative or narration, showing you the reality of living while under attack. It’s always moving, but rarely revelatory. Can this sort of thing actually make a difference? It’s the true power of film that I can’t imagine it's possible to walk away from this doc and not be totally outraged by what Israel is doing, and has been doing, in Gaza. This should be shown in schools. But also - same as it ever was. Both as a film and as a reality.

19. Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes - I had never seen any of these movies before, so bless this film for introducing me to a truly great modern IP-based franchise. It is possible! This is definitely the weakest of the four films, and it feels like without the force of Andy Serkis’ Caesar, the clear stakes of the first three entries, and Matt Reeves’ directorial vision, that we’ve likely hit the point of diminishing returns. But even though this felt a little aimless and inessential, the VFX and world building is still...out of this world, and it has just enough to say and explore thematically that I’m not NOT interested to see what they come up with next.

18. Wallace & Gromit: Vengeance Most Fowl - The most I laughed during any movie released in 2024. I don’t know if thats more an indictment of the year in comedy or a credit to the wit and visual gags of this movie, but either way, facts are facts. And a good bulk of that laughter and delight was due to Feathers McGraw, who continues to be one of the best movie villains of all time. As many times as Aardman wants to go back to that well, I am absolutely here for it.

17. The Substance - I don’t really respond movies that prioritize style over character and story, I don’t like horror, and I especially don’t like weird body stuff, so it's safe to say that this movie is securely in the Not For Me Hall of Fame. I get why people like it, I have no problem with them, it's got true style, Coralie Fargeat is clearly very talented, Margaret Qualley is a star, and I think its awesome that something this wild can get nominated for Best Picture. Great job everyone. Now just please never make me watch this movie ever again.

16. The Apprentice - Though not, by any means, the most well made movie of 2024, certainly the one that I have thought about the most since seeing it. Perhaps for obvious reasons, but that makes it even more infuriating that so many people have purposely avoiding seeing this movie to “protect themselves” or "can't handle any more Donald Trump" or “because they already know everything it is has to say”. Yes! Absolutely! Which is why you should see it! Leaving aside it has maybe 2 of the top 6 to 8 best performances of the year in it, the power of film as a medium is often to create a new more visceral way of understanding what we otherwise grasp only intellectually. And it lets us experience things that discomfort us from a distance so we can deeper explore those discomforts and investigate them further. Did this movie tell me any FACTS about Donald Trump I didn’t already know? Not really, although I feel sure for many people it likely would. But do I feel like I UNDERSTAND him, his actions, the way he views the world, and how he thinks, not more sympathetically, but definitely more deeply than ever before? Absolutely! And isn't better understanding the forces that control our world part of the whole reason art exists? So yes, trigger warning: Donald Trump. But now is not the time to look away; now is the time to look closer. Let Sebastian Stan be your guide.

15. September 5 - This movie is incredibly successful at telling the story it wants to tell. Every element of the movie is perfectly crafted and calibrated, no notes. It’s just that the story it is telling is so hyper specific that you leave the film feeling like you really learned about an interesting incident, but didn’t really ever think or feel. And nothing wrong with that! Movies can be many things, and it’s to this movie’s great credit that it doesn’t try to be more than what it is. It’s just that for me personally, what it is is perhaps just a bit too "well-crafted historical reenactment" for me to rank it any higher.

14. Inside Out 2 - Read my Wild Robot review above and reverse it. Whip smart and laugh out loud funny. Something for everyone, yet never pandering or lowest common denominator. Incredible specificity, yet totally universal. A script that has real human finger prints all over it. And I can tell you from plenty of first hand experience that inside Out 2 has helped both kids and adults talk about and understand their emotions. If I had experienced Maya Hawke as Anxiety at age 10 it truly might have changed my life. After a few rough years I’m very glad I don't have to get my #TeamPixar tattoo removed after all.

13. Conclave - 2024’s very best John Grisham film adaptation. Fun and frivolous and way better made than it has any right to be. Like a soufflé of a film, with less calories. And such a throw back to the 90s that Billy Crystal in a pope hat should get to host any part of the Oscars where Conclave is mentioned, it only feels right.

12. A Real Pain - So many adaptations of plays never justify their existence as movies, so it's rare to see a movie that doesn’t really fully justify why it wasn’t just a play. It's also unclear why everyone just decided Kieran Culkin was winning Best Supporting Actor in October and that’s never been challenged since. He’s great in the movie, it's just strange in such a great year for supporting actor performances. But ultimately I’m down for any rich, well-drawn, complicated character study/hang out movie. When Cord Jefferson used his Oscars speech last year to implore Hollywood to make ten $10 million movies rather than one $100 million movie this is exactly the kind of modest yet moving exploration of the human condition he was lamenting the loss of, so its great to see this movie not only get made, but succeed. My queen, Emma Stone, never misses.

11. Emilia Perez - Before the Karla Sofia Gascon Affair made all pre-existing opinions about this movie null and void I had noticed something interesting. Everyone in my life who was an actor was positive to enthusiastic about this film. Everyone who was not an actor was negative to disdainful about it. It got me thinking about why. And I think it's that the sheer levels of earnest, try hard, let's put on a show energy that this movie gives off is catnip for theater kids. I mean, an original musical? A trans empowerment narrative? Zoe Saldana dance numbers? Nuclear amounts of cringe? It's like theater kid Mad Libs. All of which is to say, that like so many of us who have ever been described as “too much”, I feel like I can more easily forgive this movie its huge and obvious flaws. Which is of course now all this movie is known for. When I watched Emilia Perez before it was released onto Netflix the only two things I was thinking the whole time were - this is so insane that it’s actually kind of working on me, and also, I truly hope no one with access to the internet ever watches this film, or else the entire world wide web might be destroyed forever. Little did I know the ultimate twitter mob was coming from inside the house.

So look, if you hate this film for any number of justifiable reasons, I totally get it. I honestly would probably start picking it apart on a rewatch. But also, unlike being a Mexican cartel leader, there’s no way to ever fully transition out of being a theater kid. And shit this wild is my/our drug.

10. Flow - By far the best silent animated Latvian cat drama I’ve ever seen. Proof that great art truly can be anything from anywhere.

9. The Brutalist - The first half of the movie is the best movie of the year and one of the best of the decade, and then the second half comes and, well…its not. If I was to lean into the architecture thing I could say that it crumbles under its own weight. It becomes somehow both too obtuse and too literal. The big incident in the second act made me almost literally groan out load. And Felicity Jones is woefully miscast. And in the end I don’t know what is actually effectively being communicated other than “look at me, Brady Corbet, and how good I am at making movies”. But also, wow is he good at making movies. At least this one. The craft on display is truly out of this world, and to do it on $10 million feels like a genuine magic trick. So if the coda to this film is whatever the opposite of sticking the landing is (tripping over your own feet?), well, at least the leaping into the air was truly majestic.

8. Wicked - Remember how I was just talking about theater kids…Do you know how well made your movie has to be for MUSICAL THEATER PEOPLE, the most critical, hard to please group of people on the planet to shower it with near universal praise? I honestly wouldn’t have thought it was possible before Wicked came out. Especially because the trailer looked like hot garbage. But damn if it didn’t work on me like a charm. The sets, the costumes, the performances, they way they stretched out the story without ever making it feel too long or bloated, the choreography - I mean what can I say, it won me, and more importantly MUSICAL THEATER PEOPLE, over completely. John M. Chu, I salute you for achieving the impossible.

7. A Different Man - Like that time Ryan Gosling wore a shirt with a picture of Macaulay Culkin wearing a shirt with a picture of Ryan Gosling, only if the bit had gone on WAY longer. It's an MC Escher drawing hanging next to wall text by Charlie Kauffman. Did David Lynch have to die so that Aaron Shomberg could thrive? I guess we’ll find out!

6. Better Man - If you you’re asking yourself, can one of the best musical sequences in modern movie history take place in a movie where a guy no one in America had ever heard of is played by a CGI monkey, then you CLEARLY haven’t seen the “Rock DJ” sequence in Better Man. Does the rest of the movie’s cliched, predictable, and also often inaccurate narrative developments benefit greatly from the fact that this is one of the only movies of its kind where we don’t know the whole story and all the songs going in? Almost definitely. Is the fact no one had any interest in, or expectations for, this movie whatsoever a big part of why an evangelical cult, of which I am a part, is already forming around it? Absolutely! But movies like this are exactly why this project of seeing every Oscar nominee is always worthwhile. Because otherwise I would have never seen this movie, and now talking about this movie is my whole personality. But truly, seeing the “Rock DJ” performance on the big screen for the first time, having no idea what was coming, was like finding out that God is real. I’ll never ever forget it. (Oops, I just totally ruined the no expectations thing for you. Sorry!)

5. A Complete Unknown - Somehow both possibly the best straight ahead musical biopic of all time (go ahead, try and come up with one definitively better) and yet also only the 4th best Life of Bob Dylan movie. But still, mastering an entire type of film, even if it's a conventional and inherently cheesy one, is still really something special. And the performances elevate it a level even beyond that. Timmy is an absolute star and capital A actor, Monica Barbaro is a (incredibly attractive) revelation, and Edward Norton is Edward Fucking Norton. Plus with music this good, presented this well, it's just really tough to beat as far as this kind of movie is concerned. So yes, it feels a bit old fashioned, but also it's a movie where you think “they rarely make 'em like this anymore”, and thats because they never really did.

4. Dune: Part Two - I have a truly wild complaint about this movie: too much happens. Dune: Part I was not only my second favorite film of 2021 but one of my favorite films of the decade so far. And what I liked best about it was the fact that for the first time in a very long time a movie transported me to somewhere that felt totally new and totally visceral. The sense of being immersed in world and just sort of hanging out there for three hours felt completely unique, immersive, and was some real “this is the power of movies!” shit. It looked and felt like nothing I’d ever experienced before. But now for the sequel, had I not only experienced the world before, but rather than feeling fresh and new it started to feel a bit like a typical movie. A focus on plot over world building. Action over atmosphere. Predictability over surprise. And, as with so many epic stories, a difficulty ending things. Now don’t get me wrong, this is still a GREAT movie and better than 99.9% of VFX heavy sci-fi tentpole movies. #VilleneuveForLife. But my expectations were through the roof and, for me, this film got stuck somewhere in the clutter of the attic.

3. Nickel Boys - In one of my day jobs I teach kids about movies and how they’re made, and one thing I feel like I always struggle with is trying to convey how amazing it must have been to experience things we now take for granted for the first time. Things like tracking shots, crane shots, deep focus, breaking the 180 degree line, the basic tools of film storytelling, its visual vocabulary, all had to be thought of and used for the first time by someone, and they likely rewired the brains of viewers when they saw these things for first time. Now Nickel Boys is of course not the first film to told using first-person perspective, but man if I didn’t think about the experience of seeing something totally new the whole time I was watching it. Because the movie looked, and felt, and WAS, unlike anything I’d ever experienced before. It was something brand new, which when you see as many films as I do, is often enough by itself. But this wasn’t just a new form; it was form in service of function. Creating a totally new way to present the human experience generally, and black pain specifically. Literally a new way to view and and connect to it. Normally I talk about watching a film - this felt like living inside one. Nickel Boys is a total game changer, and to the future film teachers out there: if your kids want to know what it is was like to experience this movie for the first time: It rewired my brain. It was incredible.

2. Sing Sing - JUSTICE FOR CLARENCE MACLIN!! HOW AM I NOT GOING TO BE HEARING HIS OSCAR SPEECH THIS YEAR?!? IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ONE OF THE BEST AND MOST DESERVING EVER!!

JUSTICE FOR SING SING!!! IN 99 OUR OF 100 POSSIBLE UNIVERSES THIS IS THE 2024 BEST PICTURE WINNER. EVERYONE INVOLVED WITH THIS MOVIE SHOULD SUE THE A24 MARKETING AND AWARDS CAMPAIGN TEAMS. HOW DO YOU FUMBLE THE BAG THIS BADLY?? I’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND IT!

I DON’T CARE THAT THIS IS DEFINITIVELY A LOWER CASE MOVIE, I’LL NEVER STOP TALKING ABOUT IT IN ALL CAPS. IT DESERVES THAT AND SO MUCH MORE. SEE THIS FILM. IT IS SO SO SPECIAL. YOU WILL LOVE IT OR YOU ARE NOT HUMAN. SING SING!!!!!

1. Anora - Anora is proof that many of the big recurring complaints about movies this year - too much to say, too muddled in tone, too many different movies happening in the same film, etc. - aren’t inherently flaws, they just have to be expertly navigated by a master. Sean Baker is that master. And this movie is a masterful ride. It balances so many plates while swerving around so wildly, yet always feels like the smoothest most enjoyable journey. And it turns the rest of the 2024 movie year on its head. “Important” doesn’t have to be solemn, “serious” can be a ton of fun, and a movie can be whatever it wants to be whenever it wants to be it. Everything Everywhere All At A Specific And Perfectly Calibrated Time. The best comedy, the best fight scene, the most suspense, the most intimate character study, the best hang-out film, the heaviest emotional devastation - it’s all here. It’s a movie for everyone, yet as hyper-specific as it gets. It’s a miracle.

SHORTS RANKED

Incident (Documentary)

I’m Ready, Warden (Documentary)

Wander to Wonder (Animated)

I’m Not A Robot (Live Action)

Yuck! (Animated)

A Lien (Live Action)

Instruments of a Beating Heart (Documentary)

The Man Who Could Not Remain Silent (Live Action)

Anuja (Live Action)

Magic Candies (Animated)

Beautiful Men (Animated)

In The Shadow of the Cyprus (Animated)

The Only Girl in the Orchestra (Documentary)

The Last Ranger (Live Action)

Death by Numbers (Documentary)

#oscars 2025 #anora #sing sing #better man #movies #nickel boys #dune part two #sean baker #a complete unknown

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pigfilth · 4 months ago

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get to know me meme

hehe this was an ask game thing but im making it into a survey

1. selfie

no thank u

2. what would you name your future kids?

rosemary and daniel

3. do you miss anyone?

every day, someone different

4. what are you looking forward to?

i have a pretty ring coming in the mail! im also looking forward to buying my friends' late christmas gifts

5. is there anyone who can always make you smile?

my partners <3

6. is it hard for you to get over someone?

incredibly at times

7. what was your life like last year?

very slow and sad but i learned a lot. grew up a lot. learned to be less self centered

8. have you ever cried because you were so annoyed?

no but ive cried from sheer rage

9. who did you last see in person?

my store manager

10. are you good at hiding your feelings?

im not sure. to some people, i think so. but to others im an open book. i like to think i am.

11. are you listening to music right now?

yeah! sleep like wolves by lalleshwari

12. what is something you want right now?

ooogh 10 lashings for every transgression committed

13. how do you feel right now?

a little nauseous. kinda horny. good mood tho

14. when was the last time someone of the opposite sex hugged you?

my dad just this morning

15. personality description

im sort of stoic and quiet at first. i dont express very well and tend to say whatevers on my mind. im quick to make jokes and have a very dry sense of humor. but im a gift giver and i like to think im very generous. im pretty patient. sleazy to the right crowd. my closest friends all think im very cuties

16. have you ever wanted to tell someone something but you didn’t?

of course?

17. opinion on insecurities.

my own or in general? in general, no one cares as much as you do. and on my own.. most of them are psychological and rarely crop up. sometimes i wish i were more subtle. more gentle.

18. do you miss how things were a year ago?

oh god no

19. have you ever been to New York?

nope

20. what is your favourite song at the moment?

21. age and birthday?

24. 07/26

22. description of crush.

hehehehe noooo... hes 6'2.

23. fear(s)

heights.. being alone for the rest of my life. god.

24. height

5'8

25. role model

jackie kennedy and sharon tate

26. idol(s)

fiona apple, trent reznor, gerard way, bob dylan, pete wentz

27. things i hate

neglect of responsibilities. hypocrites. explaining myself

28. i’ll love you if…

youre thoughtful and show effort for me

29. favourite film(s)

the matrix, the secretary, crash, saw 1

30. favourite tv show(s)

gotham, the golden girls, who's the boss, three's company

31. 3 random facts

a. i smoke marlboro menthol blacks

b. i use the same monitoring headphones as trent reznor

c. my not sf(w) tumblr is @boykink

32. are your friends mainly girls or guys?

my best friend is a girl but my system friends are all guys

33. something you want to learn

how to play an instrument... french... russian...

34. most embarrassing moment

probably starting my period at work recently and needing to run off in the middle of a rush

35. favourite subject

psychology and behavioral forensics

36. 3 dreams you want to fulfill?

having kids, owning a house, travelling to greece at least once

37. favourite actor/actress

james spader, jesse eisenberg, maggie and jake gyllenhaal, river phoenix, keanu reeves

38. favourite comedian(s)

jim carrey, chris fleming

39. favourite sport(s)

ice skating, acrobatics

40. favourite memory

getting engaged to my partner a year and a half ago

41. relationship status

engaged

42. favourite book(s)

flowers in the attic and misery

43. favourite song ever

whisper by evanescence

44. age you get mistaken for

-21. im not joking everyone i work with thought i was like 19 or something. i once had a school bus stop for me earlier this year

45. how you found out about your idol

knowing good music ig

46. what my last text message says

its dirty i cant share

47. turn ons

scent, pain, bein a little mean.

48. turn offs

not being confident enough, letting me lead, being unhygenic

49. where i want to be right now

in the same place just with chocolate milk

50. favourite picture of your idol

dont wanna find one so skip

51. starsign

leo

52. something i’m talented at

poetry i think! and maybe making music

53. 5 things that make me happy

a. cats

b. my partner

c. my best friend

d. plushies

e. jewelry

54. something thats worrying me at the moment

money and food, always

55. tumblr friends

they know who they areeee

56. favourite food(s)

apparently theyre called jaffa cakes. love those. curry and rice (any kind). salsa verde.

57. favourite animal(s)

cats, white tail deer, bears, bunny rabbits

58. description of my best friend

shes hard headed but so so earnest and sweet to everyone. shes the funniest person in the world and could make a dead man laugh. shes one of the last good people on this earth and shes everything to me. i hope we never die and if we do its at the same time. shes also mean as FUCK

#meow #Spotify

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pathfinderunlocked · 1 year ago

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Unlocked Bone Ship - CR18 Undead

A Pathfinder Unlocked version of the bone ship.

Artwork is official art from Pathfinder 2e, by Damien Mammoliti on ArtStation, copyright Paizo Inc.

Unlocked Monsters are my series of redesigns of official Pathfinder monsters to make them more interesting and interactive to fight.

The bone ship is, as the name might suggest, an undead ship made of bones, which comes from Bestiary 5. Ghost ships are a classic staple of many types of adventure stories, and the ship itself being an intelligent accursed undead thing that can lash out at you on its own is a very cool idea.

Unfortunately, the creature has the problem of being, you know, a ship. A vehicle that creatures can ride, and that players are very likely going to try to board, not stab in the hull with a shortsword. The original stat block really doesn't support this at all. This is my solution. I wanted to make something that not only could be boarded, but that actually rewarded players for doing so, while still being somewhat able to fight back. I also wanted to make something that made more sense in a setting without cannons, in case you're using this in a low-firearms or no-firearms setting.

Oh, and here's a fantastic battlemap or token you can use for it. Note that this is way bigger than 30 ft., and not square like most creatures. Because it's a ship. The official art clearly shows a much bigger ship, but its space is only 30 ft in Bestiary 5, because Paizo was scared to make an irregularly sized and shaped creature. I'm not.

Bone Ship CR 18

Muscle holds together the large bones that form the hull of this ship. Rotting sails hang from masts crafted from gigantic spines. The water within 400 feet of it is stained red, and seems to be made of blood.

XP 153,600 CE Colossal undead (water) Init +4 Senses darkvision 400 ft.; Perception +40 Aura blood wake (40 ft., DC 30)

DEFENSE

AC 32, touch 2, flat-footed 28 (+4 Dex, +30 natural, –12 size) hp 499 (26d8+182) Fort +17, Ref +14, Will +20 Defensive Abilities all-around vision, bound souls, channel resistance +4 Hardness 5 Immune undead traits Weaknesses rotting heart SR 29

OFFENSE

Speed swim 60 ft. (slow turning) (cannot submerge) Melee slam +28 (8d8+24 plus energy drain) Ranged 3 energy rifts +13 (3d6+9 force plus 3d6+9 negative energy/×3) (30 ft. range increment) (ranged touch within 90 ft.) Space 25 ft. wide x 95 ft. long x 35 ft. tall (20 ft. above water, 15 ft. below water); Reach 10 ft. Special Attacks energy drain (2 levels, DC 30), energy rifts, ghostly boarders, spectral energy cannon, trample (8d8+24 plus energy drain, DC 39)

STATISTICS

Str 42, Dex 18, Con —, Int 11, Wis 20, Cha 25 Base Atk +19; CMB +47 (+53 bull rush, +49 overrun); CMD 54 (57 vs. bull rush, can’t be tripped) Feats Far Shot, Great Fortitude, Greater Bull Rush, Greater Overrun, Greater Vital Strike, Improved Bull Rush, Improved Great Fortitude, Improved Vital Strike, Lightning Reflexes, Point Blank Shot, Power Attack, Vital Strike, Weapon Focus (slam) Skills Intimidate +36, Knowledge (geography) +13, Perception +34, Profession (sailor) +18, Swim +53 SQ cannot submerge, rideable, supercolossal, slow turning, unholy repair Languages Common, Necril (can’t speak)

SPECIAL ABILITIES

Blood Wake (Su) The frothing, churning waters around a bone ship are stained crimson with blood. Creatures entering the bone ship’s aura must attempt DC 30 Fortitude saves. Those that succeed at their saves become shaken for 1d6 rounds. Those that fail become shaken and staggered as they feel themselves drowning and envision themselves pulled down into the bloody waters. staggered creatures take an additional –4 penalty to AC, on Reflex saves, and on Swim checks. Creatures can attempt a new save at the start of each of their turns to resist this effect. Those that succeed at their saving throws are immune to the bone ship’s aura for 24 hours. This is a mind-affecting fear affect, and works only when the bone ship is in the water. The save DC is Charisma-based.

Bound Souls (Su) The souls of numerous sailors and sea creatures form the bone ship’s collective consciousness and hull. A bone ship is immune to spells and effects affecting a specific number of creatures (but not those that have attack rolls). Any creature attempting to communicate with a bone ship, such as through telepathy, hears only the anguished cries of the imprisoned souls and must succeed at a DC 30 Will save or be driven insane as per the insanity spell (CL 20th). The save DC is Charisma-based.

Cannot Submerge The bone ship floats and cannot swim underwater or otherwise submerge, although its hull extends 15 ft. underwater while it floats.

Energy Rifts (Su) The bone ship can create three energy rifts anywhere along the sides or bottom of its hull as a swift action. These function as ranged attacks with a +3 enhancement bonus, which deal 3d6+9 points of force damage and 3d6+9 points of negative energy damage, and have a x3 critical multiplier. The energy rifts have a range increment of 30 feet, and target touch AC within the first three range increments (up to 90 ft.). The bone ship can fire all three energy rifts as a standard action. The bone ship's Strength modifier is added to the damage, and both this bonus and the enhancement bonus are split evenly between the force and negative energy damage; this is already included in the statistics above.

After firing its energy rifts, the bone ship cannot fire them again for 1 round, as they recharge.

Ghostly Boarders (Su) Once per minute as a one-round action, the bone ship can disgorge the souls of the sailors bound within it. This ability can be interrupted as if it were a 6th-level spell; the bone ship has +26 to concentration checks to maintain concentration on this ability (CL 20th, +6 Charisma).

At the end of the casting time, the ghostly boarders appear as spectral entities and slaughter all living creatures in and around the bone ship. Living creatures within 40 ft. of the bone ship take 20d8 magical aging damage (DC 30 Fortitude save halves), and if killed by this effect, their souls are dragged into the bone ship. Creatures slain in this manner can be restored to life only by a miracle or wish spell. The save DC is Charisma-based.

Rideable (Ex) Enemy and ally creatures can safely stand on - or even inside - a bone ship, riding it like a normal ship. A bone ship cannot perform melee or ranged attacks against an enemy that is riding on top of or inside it.

A creature adjacent to a bone ship can attempt to grab onto the side of it with a grapple check or a climb check rolled against its CMD. A creature holding onto the side of it in this way can then climb up the side of the bone ship; it’s 20 feet up from the surface of the water to the top deck where a creature can safely stand. The Climb DC for the exterior of a bone ship is 20 (a slippery surface with handholds).

Rotting Heart (Ex) A bone ship's interior is a 25x95 ft area (the same size as the bone ship) containing a massive rotting heart with countless tendrils of blackened flesh connecting to the bones that make up the exterior hull. This interior can be reached through a hatch accessible from on top of the bone ship. The hatch is locked with a superior-quality lock (DC 40 to open with Disable Device). The hatch has 5 hardness and 15 hit points. Damage dealt to the hatch counts as damage dealt to the bone ship.

A creature inside a bone ship's interior treats the bone ship as flat-footed, ignores its hardness and spell resistance, and automatically deals a critical hit with any attack it makes against the bone ship.

A creature inside the bone ship's interior is considered to be riding the bone ship.

Slow Turning (Ex) The bone ship can only turn 45 degrees per round.

Supercolossal (Ex) The bone ship gains an additional +4 size bonus to CMB and CMD, a -4 penalty to AC and attack rolls, and a -16 penalty on stealth checks, on top of those normally granted to a colossal creature. It gains a +200 bonus to its maximum hit points. These modifiers are already included in its statistics above.

Spectral Energy Cannon (Su) As a standard action every 2d4 rounds, the bone ship can combine all three of its energy rifts into a spectral energy cannon that deals 18d6 points of negative energy damage to creatures in a 180-foot line (Will DC 30 half). The save DC is Charisma-based.

Unholy Repair (Su) By spending 1 full day inactive, the bone ship can heal itself to full hit points by scavenging the bones of dead sea creatures within a 10-mile radius, pulling the bones up from the bottom of the ocean to join its hull.

#d&d #pathfinder 1e #undead #water

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smooth-goat · 2 years ago

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hi robin lol 1, 6, 7, 13, 14, 18 (ik you do but I want to know the answer to the second part), 22, 23, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 35, 36, 37, 42, 43, 49, 50, 51, 58, 61 (out of all of them), 62 and 63 (for a&a), 64 (for ginger tea) 68, 69, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 78, 79

so many !! fjdsklaf (ask meme here) i'll put most of the answers under a read more cause its long

1. Do you daydream a lot before you write, or go for it as soon as the ideas strike?

oh i daydream for sure. my fics tend to start as a single paragraph elevator pitch, basically, in my brainstorming document. And i'll daydream and experiment a little at what scenes that would include, what character interactions, different moods and settings—the Vibes. then i can start outlining. even though i can type quickly, my thoughts still move faster, and i feel i need to think things out before i start typing something and forget the other ideas in my head

6. What's the last line you wrote?

"The infant whimpers in the arms of the woman beside the pulpit. Snufkin eyes flick to her for a moment, Moomintroll sees. He adjusts the large scarf across his shoulders. His words stumble, just a little." — from a&a

7. Post a snippet from a wip.

Moomintroll’s paw twitched on the small of Snufkin’s back. Squeezed slightly. Hardly daring, Snufkin pressed his forehead into Moomintroll’s chest, breathing in his scent. Light, at first, and then sinking in. Fresh bread and laundry soap. A tinge of alcohol on his breath.

13. Do you listen to music while you write? If yes, what have you been listening to recently?

I used to (as in just two years ago) be able to listen to music or have old youtube videos on in the background as I wrote. I wrote about half of "chlorine & corticosteroids", probably, with jenna marbles videos playing in the background. but something changed in my brain and now i need Silence or maybe a looping instrumental song. I like Erik Satie's "Gnossiène no. 3".

14. What is your favorite location and position to write in?

Most often, I write in my room, crouched over or lying on my stomach very babygirl. Favorite though is writing in the patio of my local library. Outdoors, nice weather, free wifi and power outlet. I can have a little beverage and look at trees and birds.

18. Do you enjoy research? Which fic of yours required the most research?

As we both know, of Course i enjoy research jfdskla the one that required the most was probably "chlorine & corticosteroids" actually. It was the longest fic I had written at the time, so there were more little details I wanted right. Also it was about ulcerative colitis, a condition I don't have, so I wanted to do research to get it right. Medical information, of course, but also forums and reddit threads and tumblr posts by people with UC to get a feel for actual life with it. The experience of being on a low-fiber medical diet, of EDCs relating to fecal incontinence and ileostomy bags. Also also because I set it in Flagstaff, Arizona: a place I have never been to. So I spend a lot of time on google maps looking at different neighborhoods and bus routes and knowing where everything in the city was. I might have spent more time researching a&a, but i think the research for c&c was more necessary. then again, i did read whole books for a&a so. idk.

22. Do you title your fics before, during, or after the writing process? How do you come up with titles?

already answered !

23. Is writing the beginning, middle, or end of the story easiest? Hardest?

I do this thing, for the beginning of a story (or chapter) that I have the outline establish a few sentences, then start writing what is functionally the second paragraph. And then I can never think of a good first line, so I just make that "second" paragraph into the first. And I feel it usually works? I think it skips the boring little establishing bits and catches interest better. Wrt outlining though and broader plots? I don't really think the beginning, middle, or end is the hardest. I'll have really strong visions for specific scenes, and I just have to figure out how to fill in between them. I guess most of those are in the middle, but the middle is also just the biggest part of the story, so I don't think it's fair to say it's the hardest for that.

25. What’s your favorite part of the writing process (worldbuilding, brainstorming/outlining, writing, editing, etc)?

Worldbuilding can be fun because of all the research, but I feel sometimes I get too in the weeds and lose steam. I try to reign myself in and research as I go when needed. I write my outline and a notable amount of prose all at once, bouncing around a little, and then the outline is simply cannabalized by the prose. I do that especially with dialogue, where I write most of the actual "script" so to speak on my first pass and then add the tags and pacing sentences after. I think that first pass is the most exciting, where I can see the story change from ideas in my head into a more concrete vision.

26. What’s your least favorite part of the writing process?

when i write and can't immediately think of what joins moments together, i'll fill it in with a placeholder, like [few sentences] or [transition]. sometimes they're more specific, like [back and forth about scheduling] but sometimes i don't have an idea for what goes there. and sometimes filling in those gaps is like pulling teeth

27. What area of writing do you feel strongest in?

mood and tone, i think, are my strongest. the sort of atmosphere and how the air hangs and all that

28. What area of writing do you want to improve in?

I definitely do want to get more comfortable writing sex scenes. I think they're a rich vein of narrative and character and symbolic importance and I want to practice that more. I also want to get better at more complex narratives. All my stories, mostly given their length, have only had the capacity for a single plot, and maybe small threads of others. In a few years, I'd like to be able to write something with definite A and B plots.

29. What’s something about your writing that you’re proud of?

answered here !

30. How much do you edit your fics? Do you edit as you write or wait until you finish the first draft?

This kind of goes back to the outline turning into the prose. Usually I get a sentence in that's just very plain text what happens, and then I'll go in after and backfill actual prose. And usually I know as I write what spots need reworking, and I'll leave a comment to myself (e.g. "rephrase" or "move to [x] paragraph" or "would he be this direct"). Or it'll simply be a word that I want to run in a thesaurus cause the perfect word isn't coming to me at the moment but I don't want to lose momentum so I just flag it for later. But I don't think I do a lot of editing tbh. Sometimes I read over finished chapters to catch repetitive lines and such, but a lot of big structural editing I do as I write in the outline stage.

35. What’s your favorite fic you’ve posted? (L)

Favorite that I've posted might be "Black Cohosh". I think it was a change in direction into the kind of stuff I really enjoy writing now: a sort of moody, introspective piece weighted with symbolism. Also bees. I also really like "chlorine & corticosteroids" in the sort of same-but-opposite way. It's definitely a modern piece with a modern voice, and I think it has a good tonal balance between the humor and affection of Jesse and Lake becoming close and the weight of Jesse facing his dangerous people-pleasing and Lake's and Tulip's experiences with ableism.

36. What fic are you proudest of? (L)

Proudest of is definitely a&a. It's the longest thing I've written and the most unapologetic, I think. It took a lot to include the plot points I was nervous about, but I think it was worth it

37. What fic has been the hardest for you to write?

answered here !

42. What’s your favorite title that you’ve come up with?

I think "Sweetpea & Daffodil" is a good title on the floriographic front. "gratitude & please return my affection" really fits the theme of what happens in it, the letters to ones own disabled body which read like two lovers in pain and desperate to make it work. tbh i think my floriographic titles have all been pretty apt, cause these emotions are exactly what the code is built for. Yellow rainflower standing for friendship but also betrayal, undying love but also infidelity. Lavender symbolizing devotion and distrust. I also like "chlorine & corticosteroids" for its contrast, showing the two very different worlds of Jesse and Lake respectively, and seeing them interact.

43. Is there a trope or idea that you’d really like to write but haven’t yet?

Oh I have a wip called "Common Courtesy", focused on Snufkin and Pappa's interactions, where Pappa Does An Ableism and then instead of actually apologizing, builds a ramp to Moominhouse, and is a little Too expectant of praise for it. Getting into infrastructural segregation and Moominpappa's inability to apologize and just. Seeing these two very different but equally stubborn men interact.

49. What fic of yours would you say is the best introduction to you as a writer?

I think "Ginger Tea and Parsley Oil" is a decent introduction to the style and topics that I like to go into. lmao i just read it again and ive definitely gotten better (so much of it feels clunky to me now!) but i think that's a good an entry as any

50. How would you describe your writing style?

A part of my writing style I've put a lot of focus on for years is word choice. There's a sort of emotional depth, I think, that can be found in words that sound a little unnatural. As if each one had a pause before you spoke it. My backburner OC story Ink Blots has a significant portion of dialogue between people speaking in a mutually non-native lingua franca, so there's always this sort of haze of people translating things in their head, how this translation affects how they speak. And I think that's something that I've transferred into my fic writing too.

51. Does what you like to write differ from what you like to read?

For sure! tbh i haven't been reading much fic lately, but books I like to read are often different than what I write. I've liked Kurt Vonnegut for many years now, who has a much more blunt style than I do: much shorter word length and simple grammar. And I love Jane Austen, who writes very differently from me in both content (satires about the English landed gentry) and style (quippy dialogue and sometimes meandering prose). I've also enjoyed epistolary novels, like Dracula and Ella Minnow Pea. I've never written epistolary works before, but it seems fun

58. Do you have a favorite piece of figurative language you’ve written?

hard to pick! i use a lot of it fdjaskl i'd say one i like is in a&a chapter 16:

There's a single word sitting in the middle of the table. It's heavy. The wooden legs creak and groan under its weight. Moomintroll fears putting anything else down even a little too roughly will make the table collapse.

i think it's evocative, effective, and i was able to play with it the whole rest of the chapter with characters' interactions with the physical table they were sitting at mirroring their approaches and avoidances of the topic at hand

61. In [all of your fics], what’s your favorite scene that you wrote?

idk about favorite cause that's a tough question, but i really like the scene in "Yellow Rainflower" where Alicia and Snufkin are talking at night about why Snufkin took so long to come back and never even wrote her. I think it was good move into the stuff I like to do now: conversations beginning to put equal or more weight into what is unsaid than what is actually said.

62 .In [acacia & asphodel], is there a deleted scene/idea you wish you could have included? Why did it get cut?

Oh when I was figuring out a&a, I wasn't really sure of its format. Would it be a one-shot series, a single piece, something in between? I have a bunch of little ideas but there are two I am a little sad to see go. One is where Alicia takes in a stray cat, and there's some fun little banter between them over it. But it's one that includes Sisu as a toddler so when I narrowed the scope of the fic to just the pregnancy and Sisu's first few days of life, I had to cut it cause it wouldn't make sense for her to do it then. Another is a sort of scrapped epilogue, where Moomintroll paints Snufkin giving Sisu a bath in the sink. I cut it cause for one just like before it required Sisu to just be a little bit older (though by just a few months), and also it was redundant with the closing chapter I have already. Also it felt a little too neat and tidy, and I wanted a more ambiguous ending that signified another beginning, not something that could read more as a happily-ever-after.

63. What was the hardest part of writing [acacia & asphodel]?

answered here !

64 . If you rewrote [Ginger Tea] now, would you change anything?

I like Parsley Oil as it is alright, but I think I would restructure Meadowsweet. More internal monologue, less verbal monologue. I think there are things that Snufkin would think but not say out loud that I had him say out loud and are just a little Too Vulnerable for him to voice.

68. Are there any fics that influenced you to write the way you do?

I feel like that would be really hard to trace. I've read a lot of fic jfkdlsa I like to read through entire tags of a fandom (a character or ship or another tag), or sometimes the entire fandom's tag on ao3. I think looking at different fandoms though, my writing style is very influenced by Pathologic fics I've read. The symbolism and the moodiness and the weight and the politics are all,I feel, lifted more from those works than a lot of Moomin fics.

69. What are your favorite fics at the moment?

i'm not reading any fics at the moment jfkdsl favorites that i've had, though, include "Gracilis", "Darling, Oh", "The Little Book of Daffodils", and "Moss". I also really like Weevilo707's Infinity Train fics.

72. What’s your favorite writing compliment you’ve gotten?

I love getting complimented on symbolism, especially when it's something I didn't really notice myself doing. Like when I was doing it, I knew something was meaningful and important and so put it in, but I couldn't articulate how, and then I see someone put all my own thoughts into words. It really reminds me of why I love sharing my writing—I love the collaborate discussion and the enthusiasm with which I can talk to my friends about it.

73. What do you tend to get complimented on the most about your writing?

Often symbolism—especially lately, cause a&a has had a lot of symbolism and narrative parallels, and I love talking about that. I also get compliments on research (of course) and on specific gut-punch lines, often at a chapter's end.

74. Do you have a fic you wish got a bit more love?

answered here !

75. Is there a particular fic that readers gravitated towards that you didn’t expect?

answered here !

76. How do you deal with writing pressure, whether internal or external?

I think the external pressure I face writing is not in regards to writing what gets more attention—I've tried writing it and know it does better but also I know it doesn't feel as rewarding or interesting to write—but in avoiding topics of controversy. Including sex scenes, discussions of sex work and of eugenics and abortion, showing sexual harassment and antisemitism, depicting the common instances of ableism that I'm certain a notable amount of my readers have performed themselves. The controversial stuff, the kind of stuff that gets strangers to rally against you, can be scary to share. Internally, sometimes I do feel pressure to keep to a publishing schedule, feeling like I "owe" readers a regular update. But ultimately, I know that's not true. I'm a regular guy and a pretty busy one at that. Writing a novel for fun and for free? This is something I'll do when I have time and if I treat it too much like another job then I'll lose my love of it.

78. What motivates you during the writing process?

for general writing, the sort of "get-er-done" motivation, I like to get inspired. I read my old stuff, I listen to the playlists that I made, I make amvs in my head. Something that will get me emotionally invested in the art. There's also the motivation wrt the content of what I write, and for that I keep thinking about this anon I got, a disabled person who was really touched by the first sex scene in a&a, saying they hadn't felt represented in a sex scene before. That's just a really poignant thing for me, to be able to make another disabled person feel seen. Stuff like that, hearing from other disabled people, seeing our shared experiences—that's really motivating too, encouraging me to keep writing what I'm writing, because while it might be niche, there's an audience that really cares.

79. Do you have any writing advice you want to share?

One of the biggest things that's helped me is analyzing the writing of other's—stuff you like, stuff that's just not your taste but effective, and stuff that just sucks. Why do certain things work and others not? Where's the line between personal taste and common consensus—and is that line where you feel it should be, and why that? I've loved film analysis, and video essays about films. I think that sort of critical thinking is really helpful for knowing how to construct your writing. (robin ?? suggesting research ??? who could have guessed)

#ask meme #long post #birdsong #asked and answered #ask #a&a #acacia & asphodel

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Week 7: Finally Hitting the Goyesca-Spot

Today marks a significant milestone in my musical journey—I've officially completequd the full cycle of playing through my entire repertoire and have now come full circle, returning to where I started: Goyesca No. 4. This full-circle moment isn’t just about repeating the same old notes—it’s about seeing how far I’ve come. The pieces feels different now, and it’s exciting to notice new details and bring a bit more depth to it. I’m looking forward to refining it and seeing how much more I can bring out of it. The main challenge in my playing today was my unnatural rubatos—which, honestly, seems to be a recurring issue in all my pieces. Mr. Bialak suggested that I record myself and listen back, so I can better assess how to improve my rubatos and make them feel more natural. Bar 1: Do not abruptly slow down ay 3rd beat after doing a super fast turn. Rubato would seem very disconnected. Bar 3: Slow down a little from beat 3 to 4 Bar 4: Slow down even more Bar 8: Wait a little before playing semiquavers in RH to create slowing down effect after increasing speed in the previous bar Bar 9: Start first 2 notes slow before speeding up to make it more emotive Bar 10: Do not rush triplets Bar 15: Soften RH but Cresc. in LH

Bar 17: RH demisemiquaver can be played slower, no need to be a tempo Bar 18: Ornaments to be played quickly in BH Bar 20-21: Cresc. and lead up to first chord of bar 21, do not deflate too quickly Bar 21: Do not play hemidemisemiquaver in a relaxed speed, LH leap from 'A' to 'C&F' quickly Bar 23: Speed up first 2 notes of semiquaver and slow down at the next 2 Bar 24-26: Create an even more intense cresc. than before (Bars 20-23) Bar 25: Only slow down last 2 semiquavers a little Bar 27: Gradually get slower with every beat Bar 28: Keep appoggiaturas light and quick but steadily slow down the main melody

Bar 33: Do note rush triplets Bar 35: Make sure to sound G natural in BH Bar 36: Speed up LH over first 4 semiquavers then slow down over the rest of the bar, take note to play A# in RH

Conclusion

Grasping the timing of rubato is undeniably challenging. It feels like trying to master the flow of time itself, balancing flexibility and precision in a way that brings out the emotional depth of the music without losing its structure. It’s about finding that perfect moment when the music breathes and sways, yet still holds together. With each practice, I’m slowly learning to trust the ebb and flow, but it’s clear that true mastery will take time and careful listening. The more unique and challenging aspect of this piece lies in the appoggiaturas and turns scattered throughout, which must be seamlessly coupled with the rubato. These ornaments require careful attention to timing and expression, as they need to flow naturally within the broader pulse of the music. Balancing the delicate execution of these ornamentations with the flexibility of rubato adds an extra layer of difficulty, demanding both technical precision and emotional sensitivity. It’s a fine line between shaping the notes expressively and maintaining control over the overall phrasing.

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scoundrellyfeline · 2 months ago

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great homestuck rereading discussion T+29 (Mar 11)

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SF 3/11/25, 16:47 > { (forwarded from #homosuck | 3/11/25) @/goldenCarrion: oh ma gah nic cage

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SF 15:19 > ok i got some panda and im headded in

SF 15:20 > im shen

SF 15:20 > i mean, he is canonically a homestuck so this definitely works

SF 15:23 > i got my 3L173 64M34 H346PH0735 on so LETZZZ A GOOOOO!!!

SF 15:24 >

SF 15:24 > [Besides, you're quite sure you've never heard of this creature called "Cthulhu" before. There are however many other specimens of the ZOOLOGICALLY DUBIOUS you're familiar with.] oh? oh???

SF 15:25 > [FLUTHLU, FOUL PATRICIAN OF MISERY. To hear his mammoth belly gurgle is to know the Epoch of Joy has come to an abrupt end.]🔥

SF 15:26 > doesnt this show up in problem sleuth? i feel like this shows up in problem sleuth

SF 15:28 > [And NRUB'YIGLITH, SHAMEBEAST KING OF GROTESQUERY, WRITHE-LORD OF THE MOIST BEYONDHOOD. Hearing his melodious chirps and tongue-clicks causes one's bones to explode.] omg it got better

SF 15:29 > [And of course there's OGLOGOTH, THE DEEP ONE. Whenever he grinds his teeth, all the children of a random galaxy somewhere will frown continuously for a nine thousand year span. He is the first and smallest of the SMALLER GODS, appointed in servitude of a vile, unfathomable pantheon of MIDDLING GODS which caters to the whims of the NOBLE CIRCLE OF HORRORTERRORS, an omniscient, omnipotent order of the elite few, forever cloaked in the darkness of the FURTHEST RING.] at first i thought it was upside down somehow because of the giant mouth, but then i also noticed the itttttty bittttttttty mouth <33

SF 15:29 > its eye looks like nifty from that one scene

SF 15:30 >

SF 15:30 > also, is the furthest ring real in this story, what with all the magical games and sylladex inventories that plague our heroes everyday lives?

SF 15:31 > okay, yeah, this is just problem sleuth

SF 15:32 >

SF 15:33 > news x2 combo! double whammy!

SF 15:33 > and an [S] page is next? somethings going down!

SF 15:33 > [You figure that's enough dilly-dallying. Time to get a move on!] true, we did spend a lot of time messing around

SF 15:35 > [R.I.P. MJ + FARRAH. edit: wait, dammit, I forgot about Ed. Sorry Ed!]

SF 15:35 > o7

SF 15:36 > [Here are two architectural marvels for your consideration.]

SF 15:37 > that first ones just roses house

SF 15:37 > ok time to see teh epic flash

SF 15:38 > [You wonder if this rain will ever let up. It's driven since the month began, perhaps long enough to forget its purpose. It no longer even knows to assuage fire. Somewhere a zealous god threads these strings between the clouds and the earth, preparing for a symphony it fears impossible to play. And so it threads on, and on, delaying the raise of the conductor's baton. How you hate this season. "April is the cruelest month, breeding lilacs out of the dead land, mixing memory and desire, stirring dull roots with spring rain." -American sports legend, Charles Barkley]

SF 15:38 > beautiful flash

SF 15:39 > the rain sound is definitely pleasing

SF 15:40 > WAIT WHAT

SF 15:40 > here i was trying to contemplate if the wizard had become more deep fried

SF 15:42 > i just realized all my links back to my blog are dead because i changed my user

SF 15:45 >

SF 15:45 > survey says... yes!

SF 15:45 > anyways our time was indeed short but i must depart

SF 23:58 > almost forgot to mention that ive changed some stuff relating to my music playlists

SF 23:58 > (such as uploading p307 to youtube because theres basically no info on it and its not even considered an "unreleased track")

SF 23:59 >

#homestuck reread #SF homestuck reread #reread post 13 #meowmeowimacat #homestuck

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bestresortinsakleshpur · 3 months ago

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Best Time To Visit Sakleshpur: A Seasonal Guide

Sakleshpur, a haven of scenic beauty, aromatic coffee plantations, and misty mornings, lies tucked away in the lush hills of the Western Ghats. Travellers are drawn to this quaint Karnataka hill station by its tranquil surroundings and adventurous trails. But timing is essential if you want to feel its enchantment at its best. Even though Sakleshpur’s tropical temperature makes it a pleasure to visit at any time of the year, every season presents a different landscape. Whether you’re searching for romance, adventure, leisure, or pleasure will determine when you should visit. Sakleshpur has something amazing to offer in any season, whether you wish to enjoy cascading waterfalls, verdant surroundings, or the cool winter air.

Summer (March to May)

Sakleshpur remains a moderately warm sanctuary as temperatures rise throughout much of India. With summer temperatures between 22°C and 35°C, this location is a great escape from the sweltering lowlands. Sakleshpur’s summer is ideal for those who enjoy being in the outdoors. The Bisle Ghat Trek provides expansive vistas of rolling hills and foggy valleys. A walk through the fragrant coffee farms is soothing and revitalizing if you’re looking for solitude. Gentle breezes cool the evenings, making them ideal for stargazing and campfires. Trekking on routes like Kumara Parvatha and Agni Gudda Hill, which are at their peak in the summer, is one of the highlights. The Manjarabad Fort nature trails combine a little of history with verdant surroundings. Photographers can capture brilliant sunsets and clear skies across Sakleshpur, which make for ideal photo opportunities.

Monsoon (June to September)

Sakleshpur becomes a lush paradise when the monsoons arrive. The rains create a symphony of nature’s most exquisite aspects by bringing life to its coffee fields, waterfalls, and woods. This is the time of year to go if you enjoy rainy landscapes and the peaceful sound of the dropping water. With its mist-covered hills, gushing streams, and earthy scent that permeates the air, Sakleshpur’s romantic side is brought out during the monsoon season. Treks take on an exhilarating twist amid slick paths and cascading waterfalls, making it an adventurer’s paradise. Highlights of the monsoon season include seeing the majestic Mallalli and Manjehalli Waterfalls in full force and taking in the picturesque Bisle View Point, where clouds blend with the mountains. Monsoon trekking and river kayaking are two exhilarating activities that adventure enthusiasts might undertake. Travelling can be challenging due to the frequent rains, but the unadulterated beauty of the season makes the effort worthwhile.

Winter (October to February)

Sakleshpur is at its best as a peaceful getaway in the winter. The temperature is between a comfortable 14°C and 28°C, the mornings are misty, and the air is crisp. The terrain is lush but dry enough for easy exploration, and the freshness from the post-monsoon season lasts. For honeymooners, families, and lone tourists wishing to take in the tranquil beauty of the area, winter is the ideal season. One of the delights of winter is seeing the coffee estates at their liveliest when the harvest season is underway. While visiting at the Shettihalli Church offers a view of a hauntingly beautiful ruin, partially buried in water during other seasons but more accessible in winter, camping under the stars offers a comfortable experience.

As you can see, Sakleshpur’s beauty is evident throughout the year, but the choice of when to visit depends on what you seek. For those looking for adventure, summer is the best season as it provides optimal weather for outdoor activities like trekking. With its mist-covered hills, the monsoon season creates a romantic, dreamy atmosphere that is ideal for couples looking to unwind. And, winter offers a calm atmosphere and comfortable exploration, making it the perfect season for family vacations and sightseeing. Be it the adventure of summer, the romance of monsoon, or the tranquillity of winter, this hill station offers a memorable getaway into the lap of nature!

And, when you’re considered about where to stay, we’ll give you a hint – the perfect space for you is The Pebbles & Beans Resort. Nestled in a scenic location, this best resort in Sakleshpura is a perfect blend of comfort, nature, and tranquillity. Its amenities and services are unparalleled when compared to other Sakleshpur resorts. This is the place to be whether you’re looking for romance, leisure, or family fun. So, whatever the season, pack your bags, and let Sakleshpur weave its magic around you, with The Pebbles & Beans Resort making your unique vacation story one to remember!

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thegreenishhues · 11 months ago

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AAAA thank you for the tag starri I totally didnt forget to do this shhhhhhhhh

1. Who is/are your comfort characters?

All of the qsmp eggs my absolute beloveds <3333333

2. Lighter or matches?

matches ig???

3. Do you leave the window open at night?

yes whenever its nice enough out!

4. What cryptyd being do you believe in?

bigfoot (/j)

5. What color are your eyes?

Brown yippee we matching starri >:D

6. Why did you do that?

Im not sorry

7. Hair ties or scrunchies?

Hair ties :D

8. How many water bottles are in your room?

3 I think XD

9. Which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

Hot coffee although I really like both

10. Would you slaughter the rich?

I will consider it

11. Favorite extra curricular activity?

I did one called Art Around the world once upon a time and I really liked it!

12. What kind of day is it?

decent :)

13. When was the last time you ate?

oh like a few hours O.O

14. Do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

HELL YEA

15. Are you a parent? (All answers qualify)

I have a dog so yes

16. Can you drive?

I can do anything once

17. Are you farsighted or nearsighted?

Nearsighted

18. What hair products do you use?

Shampoo, conditioner, and leave in conditioner (not sure if thats what it is but sure) because it makes my hair soft

19. Imagine were at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

Yes but it will be a mess

20. Do you say soda or pop?

Soda because 'murica

21. Something you’ve kept since childhood?

My stuffed animals (same as starri)

22. What type of person are you?

Difficult to answer questions but I am definitely on the less energetic side, fairly outgoing, I do a lot of art stuff, pretty gay, a nerd in the sense of I play and watch a lot of minecraft?

23. How do you feel about chilly weather?

Yes to a point but also no because where I live it can get down to like -40 celsius sometimes and that is to cold

24. If we were on a rooftop together what would you do?

Are these questions coming from OP or the person who tagged me because it depends? I wouldn't be on a roof with you OP because you are a stranger <3

25. Perfume/body spray or lotion?

Perfume C:

26. A scenario you’ve replayed multiple times in your head?

God I don't know, my first interactions with mutuals tend to replay in my head a lot XD

27. About how many hours of sleep did you get?

8-9 yippee!!

28. Do you wear a mask

no :)

29. How do you like your shower water?

warm/hot

30. Is there dishes in your room?

yes...

31. What type of music keeps you grounded?

Most of my music is somewhere in the folk indie section :D

32. Do you have a favorite towel?

No??

33. The last adventure you’ve been on?

I went to a conference recently and far overestimated my ability to interact with humans 24/7 for 4 days XD I would call that an adventure

34. Is there a song you know every word to by heart?

Too many but also let it go from frozen one because childhood lmao

35. What’s your time zone?

not going to share that :P (some of my moots know but not just moots have access to public posts so no. <3)

36. How many times have you changed your url?

once only a few months after I made my twitch, haven't changed it since

37. Someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve know for 10+ years?

Oh god, no one really ;-; there are a few people I've technically known my whole life but I'm not close to any of them, damn I hate moving.

38. A soap bar that smells good?

Any fruit or flower scented ones :)

39. Do you use lip balm?

Not often

40. Did you have any snacks today?

I had a muffin!

41. How do you like your coffee?

typically just black because I am in a family full of bland monsters /lh

42. An app you frequent besides this god forsaken site? discord, twitch, youtube, and pinterest!

43. What’s your take on spicy food?

I love it so much AAAAAAA

44. You get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

no one probably. killing someone isnt the best way to resolve any conflict in my opinion (yes, there are exceptions)

45. Can you remember what happened yesterday?

Not much XD I played a lot of minecraft and spent the morning with friends :D

46. Favorite holiday film?

WALLEEEEEEEEEEEE

47. What was the last message you sent?

"Alright!"

48. When did you first try an alcoholic beverage?

When I was fairly young my grandma gave me some of her wine as a toast to my late grandpa I think

49. Can you skip rocks?

Sometimes

50. Can I tag you in random stuff? Absolutely!! although sometimes I will be an idiot and forget to respond for a while so my apologies

going to retag some lovelies tbw :D @lilghostlettuce @sarcastictissy @tiger-willow @theivorycoloureddonut @ssmartliineemartline @annimator @alteiriaa anyone else feel free to join!!

here’s weirder asks

who is/are your comfort character(s)?

lighter or matches?

do you leave the window open at night?

which cryptyd being do you believe in?

what color are your eyes?

why did you do that?

hair-ties or scrunchies?

how many water bottles are in your room right now?

which do you prefer, hot coffee or cold coffee?

would you slaughter the rich?

favorite extracurricular activity?

what kind of day is it?

when was the last time you ate?

do you love the smell of earth after it rains?

are you a parent? (all answers qualify)

can you drive?

are you farsighted or nearsighted?

what hair products do you use?

imagine we’re at a sleepover, would you paint my nails?

do you say soda or pop?

something you’ve kept since childhood?

what type of person are you?

how do you feel about chilly weather?

if we were together on a rooftop, what would we be doing?

perfume/body spray or lotion?

a scenario that you’ve replayed multiple times?

about how many hours of sleep did you get?

do you wear a mask?

how do you like your shower water?

is there dishes in your room?

what type of music keeps you grounded?

do you have a favorite towel?

the last adventure you’ve been on?

is there a song you know every word to by heart?

what’s your timezone?

how many times have you changed your url?

someone in your life, other than a relative, you’ve known for 10+ years?

a soap bar that smells good?

do you use lip balm?

did you have any snacks today?

how do you take your coffee?

an app you frequently use besides this godforsaken site?

what’s your take on spicy foods?

you get a free pass to kill anyone, who is it?

can you remember what happened yesterday?

favorite holiday film?

what was the last message you sent?

when did you first try an alcohol beverage?

can you skip rocks?

can i tag you in random stuff?

#ask games :)

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trekfm · 9 months ago

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159: Imagination Station

“If Wishes Were Horses” 30th-anniversary reflections

Bedtime stories are supposed to be fun, but one gets a bit too real for Molly O’Brien when the straw-spinning imp Rumpelstiltskin shows up in her room. Not the kind of visitor you want as a firstborn child. But that’s just the start of a surprising evening for the crew of Deep Space Nine. London Kings baseball legend Buck Bokai pays a visit to Captain Sisko, and Doctor Bashir finds himself in bed with Jadzia Dax just hours after being rejected over dinner. The weirdness continues to grow until the station and the entire Bajoran system become threatened by a spatial rift. As the crew races the clock to find a solution, Sisko realizes that both the problem and the solution lie in their imaginations.

In this episode of The Orb, hosts C Bryan Jones and Matthew Rushing continue our 30th-anniversary retrospective that will take you through all of Star Trek: Deep Space Nine, one episode at a time. In this installment, we discuss “If Wishes Were Horses,” its fun veneer, the wealth of character and social commentary that lies beneath, and why Miles must be feeling like Lando Calrissian.

Chapters Intro (00:00:00) We Should Be Awarded Brass Balls (00:02:47) Leprechauns are Scary! (00:10:32) The Danger of Imagination (00:13:07) Facts Matter (00:14:04) Julian and Jadzia (00:19:18) The Fickleness of Fantasy (00:26:41) The Beauty of Affinity (00:28:16) The Star Trek V Connection (00:35:51) First Contact (00:41:32) Final Thoughts and Ratings (00:44:29) Closing (00:47:16)

Hosts C Bryan Jones and Matthew Rushing

Production C Bryan Jones (Editor and Producer) Matthew Rushing (Executive Producer) Norman C. Lao (Associate Producer)

New podcast episode:

#Star Trek #DS9 #Deep Space Nine #podcast #The Orb #Trek.fm

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melissawebb-avocado · 1 year ago

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1: Name

Milinda

2: Age

3: 3 Fears

Losing everyone, being alone, people seeing me for how i see my self

4: 3 things I love

My daughter, my husband, my sister

5: 4 turns on

Fatherly, back rubs, asking about my day, takes charge

6: 4 turns off

Dosent listen, trys to take without asking, yelling, procrastinating

7: My best friend

Brianna my sister

8: Sexual orientation

Straight

9: My best first date

Went to make pottery and then to dinner and an arcade

10: How tall am I

5"9

11: What do I miss

My home in chandler

12: What time were I born

2 pm

13: Favorite color

Teal

14: Do I have a crush

My husband

15: Favorite quote

"Most of us are gifted with the

ability to see the monsters hidden

within another, but are unable

to see past them.

It takes a special kind of person

to see the light inside of every

living being."

- Lynette Simeone

16: Favorite place

Oceanside beach

17: Favorite food

Sushi

18: Do I use sarcasm

Yes but only with those im close with

19: What am I listening to right now

Always AJR but the trolls 3 music

20: First thing I notice in new person

How they mingle with new people or stick with the person they know ignoring new people

21: Shoe size

22: Eye color

Hazel

23: Hair color

Brown, waiting to dye mt hair a copper red brown

24: Favorite style of clothing

Graphic t and baggy jeans

25: Ever done a prank call?

Yes.

27: Meaning behind my URL

Its my first ever book i wrote in middle school

28: Favorite movie

Howls moving castle

29: Favorite song

AJR object in motion

30: Favorite band

AJR

31: How I feel right now

Depressed

32: Someone I love

My daughter

33: My current relationship status

Married 💍

34: My relationship with my parents

BFF with my MIL and FIL call them every other day. Talk to my mom whenever i can. Forgave my dad but wont ever forget.

35: Favorite holiday

The days before Christmas

36: Tattoos and piercing i have

C section scar

37: Tattoos and piercing i want

None

38: The reason I joined Tumblr

To find more fans aboit the series i loved

39: Do I and my last ex hate each other?

I dont talk to any of them.

40: Do I ever get "good morning" or "good night" texts?

No because we say it to each other when we go to bed together

41: Have I ever kissed the last person you texted?

My husband?

42: When did I last hold hands?

Last night

43: How long does it take me to get ready in the morning?

Im a stay at home mom so i wake up and thats it.

44: Have I shaved your legs in the past three days?

Yesterday

45: Where am I right now?

Siting on the couch watching my daughter play

46: If I were drunk & can't stand, who's taking care of me?

My husband but my sister is taking me to him.

47: Do I like my music loud or at a reasonable level?

LOUD

48: Do I live with my Mom and Dad?

i live with my husband now

49. Am excited for anything?

To get pregnant with my 2nd kid in summer!

50: Do I have someone of the opposite sex I can tell everything to?

My husband

51: How often do I wear a fake smile?

Not as much anymore. I used to be very good at hiding my emotions no one knew but after years of therapy my face is easy to read.

52: When was the last time I hugged someone?

Last night

53: What if the last person I kissed was kissing someone else right in front of me?

I hope it would be my daughter. But i would probably cry since i dont feel pretty anymore since ive gained weight after birth.

54: Is there anyone I trust even though I should not?

Nope. All the people i used to trust that were toxic i dont talk to or give them anything from me anymore.

55: What is something I disliked about today?

My husband is working and theres no wifi

56: If I could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?

My old therapist.

57: What do I think about most?

The future, where im not stressed about bills, healthcare, or living somewhere i dont. Planing my future home.

58: What's my strangest talent?

Imagination

59: Do I have any strange phobias?

Speaking in public

60: Do I prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?

Behind!!!!

61: What was the last lie I told?

Im fine

62: Do I prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?

Phone

63: Do I believe in ghosts? How about aliens?

Ghosts are real. I beilve there is other life in the universe but they look like you and me. Not movie aliens.

64: Do I believe in magic?

65: Do I believe in luck?

Yes. Sometimes you just wake up with a good start and it keeps pulling you forward.

66: What's the weather like right now

It snowed yesterday

67: What was the last book I've read?

The last olympian percy jackson

68: Do I like the smell of gasoline?

69: Do I have any nicknames?

Mina

70: What was the worst injury I've ever had?

Tore my esophagus from throwing up so much for months

71: Do I spend money or save it?

Spend on temu

72: Can I touch my nose with a tongue?

73: Is there anything pink in 10 feet from me?

My daughters strawberry baby blanket

74: Favorite animal?

Axolotal

75: What was I doing last night at 12 AM?

Watching tik tok

76: What do I think is Satan's last name is?

Hellboy

77: What's a song that always makes me happy when I hear it?

Trolls 3 better place

78: How can you win my heart?

Random acts of kindness

79: What would I want to be written on my tombstone?

The hardest thing she did was survive and she lived through it all.

80: What is my favorite word?

Cascade

81: My top 5 blogs on tumblr

Basbardbin, moringmark, buggachat,

82: If the whole world were listening to me right now, what would I say?

Just a reminder that by the time your child is 18, they will already have spent 93% of the time they will spend with you in their lifetime. So go on that adventure, because you can always get your money back, but you'll never get those years back.

83: Do I have any relatives in jail?

84: I accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow me with the super-power of my choice! What is that power?

Read peoples minds

85: What would be a question I'd be hesitate to tell the truth on?

86: What is my current desktop picture?

Me and my daughter in the sand at the beach

87: Had sex?

Uh yeah.

88: Bought condoms?

Nope

89: Gotten pregnant?

Yep

90: Failed a class?

Nope

91: Kissed a boy?

Yepppp

92: Kissed a girl?

Nope

93: Have I ever kissed somebody in the rain?

Yep, my husband

94: Had job?

Yep. 5 jobs

95: Left the house without my wallet?

Yeah util i atached my keys and my wallet together

96: Bullied someone on the internet?

97: Had sex in public?

In a car parked on the side of the street.

98: Played on a sports team?

Soccer, volleyball, swimteam, softball

99: Smoked weed?

100: Did drugs?

101: Smoked cigarettes?

102: Drank alcohol?

103: Am I a vegetarian/vegan?

104: Been overweight?

Still am.

105: Been underweight?

106: Been to a wedding?

Yes, mine and my best friends and SIL

107: Been on the computer for 5 hours straight?

Yep

108: Watched TV for 5 hours straight?

Yep, just watched avatar 1 and 2

109: Been outside my home country?

Mexico.

110: Gotten my heart broken?

Yep

111: Been to a professional sports game?

collage games?

112: Broken a bone?

Broke my radias of my wrist riding my bike

113: Cut myself?

Tried to. Kept to scratching.

114: Been to prom?

115: Been in airplane?

Yes. Terrified

116: Fly by helicopter?

117: What concerts have I been to?

None

118: Had a crush on someone of the same sex?

119: Learned another language?

120: Wore make up?

Try to at least.

121: Lost my virginity before I was 18?

Nope

122: Had oral sex?

Yes

123: Dyed my hair?

Not yet

124: Voted in a presidential election?

125: Rode in an ambulance?

126: Had a surgery?

Yes, c section

127: Met someone famous?

President uchdorf

128: Stalked someone on a social network?

My exs and their girlfriends

129: Peed outside?

Yep, road trips

130: Been fishing?

Yep with my dad. Hoping to have a better experience one day

131: Helped with charity?

In high school and middle school. Worked for toys for tots.

132: Been rejected by a crush?

Yeah. High school asked a boy out to go bowling.

133: Broken a mirror?

134: What do I want for birthday?

Dnd table or 3d printer.

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chrancecriber · 2 years ago

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Antenne Vorarlberg Chillout Lounge (July 02, 2023)

23:57 Nora En Pure - Dry Sobbing 23:50 Edx - Conundrum 23:45 Sine - Smooth Relaxation 23:42 Nora Van Elken - Mount Fuji 23:39 Loud Luxury And Frank Walker Feat. Stephen Puth - Like Gold 23:34 Jazzy Pecada - Slow Down 23:31 Italobrothers - Stay 23:26 Thomas Lemmer & Andreas Bach - Deep Ocean 23:22 Moby - Porcelain (Arty Remix) 23:20 Deepend & Graham Candy - Belong (Deepend Edit) 23:17 Amely & Lvndscape - Losing My Mind 23:13 Schiller & Schwarz - Avalanche 23:10 Filatov & Karas - Au Au 23:06 Massive Attack - Protection 23:01 Joachim Pastor Feat. Nathan Nicholson - Saint Louis 22:57 Ck West & Sassi K - C Song 22:53 Niles Cooper - Lamplight Rains 22:50 Younotus Feat. Chris Gelbuda - When I Think About You 22:47 Lost Frequencies Feat. Love Harder - Beat Of My Heart 22:44 Sal De Sol - Another Chance (Single Mix) 22:37 Worakls - By The Brook 22:35 R3hab, Timmy Trumpet, W&w - Distant Memory 22:27 A Forest Mighty Black - Rebirth 22:21 Beyhude - Akasha 22:16 Schiller - White Nights (Don't Let Me Go) 22:11 Billy Sizemore - Together 22:07 Ck West - Aldebaran 2021 22:03 Derrick - Love Away 21:57 Armen Miran - Nani Jan 21:54 Luca Schreiner Feat. Johnny Chicago - Its All Gonna Be Good (Junge Junge Edit) 21:50 Aguaflames - Moiman 21:48 Famba Feat. Brando & Mkla - Games We Play 21:43 Three Drives On A Vinyl - Greece 2000 (Sebastian Davidson & Melosense Remix) 21:39 Kungs Feat. R I T U A L - You Remain 21:36 Robin Schulz & Alle Farben & Israel Kamakawiwo'ole - Somewhere Over The Rainbow / What A Wonderful World 21:32 Daniel Steidtmann - Pigeon Lake 21:28 Alejandro De Pinedo - Raindrops 21:25 Consoul Trainin Feat. Steven Aderinto & Duoviolins - Obsession 21:22 Robin Schulz Feat. Alida - In Your Eyes 21:18 Adele - Skyfall 21:14 Schiller - Summer In Berlin 21:06 Pet Shop Boys - Love Etc. (Gui Boratto Mix) 21:04 Nora Van Elken - Honshu 21:01 Tiësto & Karol G - Don't Be Shy 20:58 Saint Privat - Somebody To Love (Uko Remix) 20:53 Monolink - Harlem River 20:50 Jeremy Loops - Til I Found You 20:46 Chris Coco - Before Sunset (Original Mix) 20:42 Dvine - Ever After 20:38 Bolier & Leandro Da Silva - Floripa (Extended) 20:34 Moby - Why Does My Heart Feel So Bad? 20:31 Gesaffelstein & The Weeknd - Lost In The Fire 20:24 Soul Button - Circadian Rhythm (Hraach Remix) 20:17 Milan Euringer And Tube & Berger - Lovebreak 20:14 Chicane Feat. Bryan Adams - Don't Give Up 20:08 Danijel Kostic - Vinternatt (Club Mix) 20:06 Tiësto - The Motto 20:01 Eelke Kleijn - Woodstock 19:56 Alex Christensen & The Berlin Orchestra - Infinity 19:48 True & Berger - Imprint Of Pleasure 19:45 Alex Breitling - Lilie 19:42 Alle Farben Feat. Janieck - Little Hollywood 19:37 Lamb - Wonder 19:31 Tinlicker Feat. Roos Jonker - Come Back Home 19:24 Tiana, Anton Ishutin - Deeply In My Soul (Original Mix) 19:21 Lost Frequencies, Zonderling & Kelvin Jones - Love To Go 19:19 Vamero & Lizot - Bleeding Love 19:15 Chubbanak Club - Candysnow 19:12 L'imperatrice - Peur Des Filles (Montmartre Remix) 19:09 Tokkoi - 45 Minutes (Original Mix) 19:02 Hraach Feat. Iveta Mukuchyan - Sarer Jan 18:58 Fritz Kalkbrenner - Kings & Queens 18:53 Massive Attack - Sly 18:49 Robin Schulz & David Guetta - On Repeat 18:45 Avira & Kiko Franco Feat. Nathan Nicholson) - Ocean 18:42 Faithless - Insomnia 18:39 Edx - Ecletric (Mixed) 18:33 Shakedown - At Night (Afterlife Remix) 18:29 Flamingo Star - Lost In Music 18:25 Eli & Fur - Come Back Around 18:22 Dj Antoine & Deep Vice - When You Want Some Love (Dj Antoine Vs Mad Mark 2k21 Mix) 18:18 The Presets - Promises (Nils Frahm Version) 18:15 Nore En Pure - In Your Eyes 18:10 James Bright - Siempre 18:04 Colyn - Unstable Gravity Alert 18:00 Nora En Pure - Life On Hold 17:56 Emma Carn, Magic Wand - Sunset 17:53 Kygo With Avicii & Sandro Cavazza - Forever Yours (Tribute) 17:48 Arden - Open 17:45 Dragonette, Mike Mago - Outlines (Original Mix) 17:42 Mousse T. - Boyfriend (Alle Farben Remix) 17:36 Rodg - Heights 17:32 Kygo Feat. One Republic - Stranger Things 17:29 Pirra Feat. Lindstrøm & Prins Thomas Remix - Limousine Lies 17:25 Paul Oakenfold, Bolier, Luis Fonsi - The World Can Wait (Bolier Remix) 17:20 Aisen - Another Day 17:16 Robin Schulz - Moonlit Sky (With The Void Pacific Choir) 17:12 In Lonely Majesty - Sing In The Dark - Alle Farben Remix 17:09 Mike Candys & Jack Holiday - The Riddle Anthem Rework 17:02 Colyn - Lightyears 17:00 Alan Walker - Faded 16:54 Beyhude - Rüzgar 16:50 Glockenbach Ft. Clockclock - Brooklyn 16:45 Depeche Mode - Home 16:41 Bronson Feat. Lau.ra - Heart Attack 16:36 Mr.da-nos - San Francisco 2k20 16:32 Feder Feat. Emmi - Blind 16:28 Eelke Kleijn - Midnight Affair (Samaha Slow Edit) 16:25 Tonenation - Hijo De La Luna 16:21 Coldplay - Everglow 16:17 Nora En Pure - Tantrum 16:13 Ganga - Living On The Moon 16:09 P. Lion - Happy Children (Special Remastered ) 16:06 Hbz, Anna Grey & Agent Zed - Aloha Hey 16:01 Schiller Feat. Sarah Brightman - The Smile 15:53 Atb - No Fate 15:50 Kidsø - Finja 15:46 Hakan Lidbo Feat. Emma - What Is Love 15:39 Avira & Diana Miro - The Worship (Mark Knight Extended) 15:36 Alina Baraz & Galimatias - Fantasy (Felix Jaehn Remix) 15:32 Loungertrip - Brighter Day 15:28 Hein Klein & Cheyenne - Every Breath You Take 15:23 Worakls - Caprice 15:18 Naomi - Anybody Here? 15:16 Alok & James Arthur - Work With My Love 15:13 Enigma - Return To Innocence 15:10 Nora En Pure - Wetlands 15:08 Lizot - Daddy Cool 15:00 Burudu - Sun Theory (Original Mix) 14:52 Armen Miran Feat. Jivan Gasp - Lost Memories 14:47 Schiller - Der Goldene Engel 14:42 Marc Puig - To Start Anew 14:39 George Geccoo Feat. Maik Pinto - Dolce Vita 14:37 Parov Stelar - Fire 14:34 Gabriel & Castellon - Es Vedra (Touch & Go Radio Mix) 14:27 Rodriguez Jr. Feat. Liset Alea - What Is Real 14:24 Daniel Portman - Vulnerable 14:20 Drenchill Ft. Indiiana - Hey Hey 14:16 Enui - Adieu (Arielle Lb Remix) 14:10 Jonson - S.c.e.n.e. T.w.o. 14:06 Ac Venture - Rain In Spain (Roberto Sol Remix) 14:03 Klangperlenspiel - Fraction Of Your Love 13:59 Deeperise Feat. Jabbar - One By One 13:56 Edx & Amba Shepherd - Off The Grid 13:53 Junge, Junge Feat. Jamie Hartma - Wicked Hearts 13:48 Velvet Lounge Project - Dimelo Tu (Mix And Magix Remix) 13:46 The Holy Santa Barbara Feat. Madugo - The Sailor Song 13:41 Golden Tone Radio - Glück 13:36 Hendrik T. - Espiral 13:33 Shaun Frank & Takis Feat. Shells - Don't Say I Love You 13:28 Dreamerproject - Horizons (Glenn Main Remix) 13:24 Sylvering - The Sun Always Shines On Tv 13:21 Tiscore - Fire To Smoke 13:15 Hacienda - Sci-fi Saloon 13:12 Sneaker Pimps - 6 Underground 13:08 Fritz Kalkbrenner - Good Things 13:04 Thievery Corporation - Bario Alto 13:00 Loud Luxury - Cold Feet 12:57 Gamper & Dadoni - Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! 12:51 Cell - Under Your Mind (Live Version) 12:48 Brando - Don't Call Me (Galantis Remix) 12:44 Klangperlenspiel & Puzzls - Kyoto (Wish You'd Move On) 12:40 Troels Hammer Feat. Clara Valente - Ai Meu Bem 12:35 Lstn - Times Of Sorrow 12:32 Viva La Panda, Finding Molly - Chances 12:26 Hippiehaus - Galaxy 12:22 The Ocean Piano - Piano Mi Camino (Blue Wave Mix) 12:18 Eelke Kleijn - Mojo's Tale 12:13 Robert Manos - Silver 12:11 Vize & Leony - Dolly Song (Devil's Cup) 12:06 Pang! - Lion (Original Mix) 12:03 Zoe - C'est La Vie 11:59 Clément Leroux - Memories 11:56 R Plus - Summer Dress 11:53 Sono - Keep Control (Artbat Remix Edit) 11:50 Tomas Skyldeberg - Chillin With You 11:45 Lizot Feat. Jason Anousheh - Einfach Nur Weg (Blondee & Roberto Mozza Remix) 11:42 Munich Monstrs - Shine 11:39 Zaz - Demain C'est Toi 11:35 Atb - We Belong 11:32 Kamrad - I Believe 11:26 Alexander Remus Feat. Liza Flume - Sheets 11:22 Neptune & Moonnight - I Need A New Love (Original Mix) 11:20 Bolier & Arman Cekin - Fade Away (Feat. Rhi'n'b) 11:15 In Credo - Siesta Del Sol 11:11 Gestört Aber Geil & Anna Grey - Thank You 11:09 Meduza Feat. Goodboys - Piece Of Your Heart 11:04 Ohm G & Bruno - One 10:59 Tebra - Istok 10:53 Christopher Von Deylen - Euphoria 10:47 Aim - Cold Water Music 10:45 Chaël Feat Kaii - Don't Speak 10:40 Blank & Jones Feat. Zoe Durrant - One Evening (Lofi Selection) 10:37 Armin Van Buuren & Garibay Feat. Olaf Blackwood - I Need You 10:33 Duboss - Losing My Religion 10:29 Ilo - Soleil D'hiver 10:26 Lunax & Zana - Gone Tomorrow 10:20 Nora En Pure - Cognitive Fadings (Club Mix) 10:17 Hailee Steinfeld - Capital Letters 10:11 Good Guy Mikesh Feat. Filburt - Place Of Love (Mp Edit) 10:08 Tinlicker Feat. Nathan Nicholson - Be Here And Now 10:04 Kadebostany - Save Me 10:01 Kamrad - Feel Alive 09:59 Rita Ora - You Only Love Me 09:50 Sina Vodjani - Vision Of Mahakala 09:45 Schiller Feat. Jael - Tired (Live) 09:40 Schiller & Tricia Mcteague - Guardian Angel 09:36 Maestro & Cabal - Rocklands Beach 09:27 Dino Lenny Feat. Artbat - Sand In Your Shoes 09:23 Avec - Under Water (Club Edit) 09:14 Moby - Too Much Change 09:10 Undressd - Forever Young 09:07 Lost Frequencies Feat. Flynn - Recognise 09:04 Armin Van Buuren Feat. Rbvln - Weight Of The World (Feat. Rbvln) 08:59 Eelke Kleijn Feat. Diana Miro - You (Frankey & Sandrino Remix) 08:55 Stefano Saletti & Piccola Banda Ikona - Tagama 08:52 Pulsedriver & Tiscore Feat. Anna Grey - We Are 08:50 Carstn & Ten Tonne Skeleton - Safety Dance 08:43 Chris Zippel Feat. Tusnelda - Blade 08:40 Bernward Koch - Lonely Dream (Solo Piano) 08:37 Schiller - Midnight In Shiraz 08:33 Mark Brown - The Journey Continues (Acoustic Version) 08:29 Lucy Neville - Shameless 08:23 Deep-dive-corp. - Lucsus 08:20 Nightcall X Henri Purnell Feat. Eke - When The Morning Breaks 08:17 Lika Morgan - Ding Dong 08:15 Sam Feldt - Be My Lover 08:11 Audien - Blue 08:03 Martin Roth - An Analog Guy In A Digital World 08:00 Bossasonic - Wicked Game 07:56 Sofi Tukker & John Summit - Sun Came Up (Radio) 07:52 Nihoni - After Sun 07:49 Robin Schulz & Marc Scibilia - Unforgettable 07:46 Dj Antoine Feat. Ablai - My Corazon (Dj Antoine Vs Mad Mark 2k21 Mix) 07:40 Armen Miran & Hraach - Gravitation 07:34 Boozoo Bajou - Caminoux 07:32 Valerie Dore - The Night (Zyx Edit Remastered 2021) 07:29 Lost Frequencies Feat. Sandro Cavazza - Beautiful Life 07:26 Blank & Jones Feat. Mick Roach - Magnolia 07:21 Kid Massive, Yuji Ono, Dtale - Pray (Wolf Krew Remix) 07:17 Lenny Ibizarre - Pretty As You Feel 07:14 Hugel - Can't Love Myself (Feat. Mishaal& Lpw) 07:09 Lyke - Stay With Me 07:02 Nikolay Mikryukov - If It Were Easier (Original Mix) 06:57 Exstra - Comet (Extended Mix) 06:53 Moby - My Only Love 06:48 Maestro & Cabal - Clifton Bay 06:45 Ofenbach & Ella Henderson - Hurricane 06:42 Blank & Jones - Coastline 06:38 Rudimental Feat. Ed Sheeran - Lay It All On Me 06:36 Yves V X Bashkar - Halfway (Feat. Twan Ray) 06:30 A.r. Rahman - Mumbai Theme Tune 06:27 Kai Schwarz, Cayus & Yass - My Love Is Your Love 06:23 Moli - Cloud No9 (Montmartre Remix) 06:19 Ganga - Time Spent 06:15 Above & Beyond - Is It Love? (1001) (Original Mix) 06:10 Faithless Feat. Nathan Ball & Caleb Femi - I Need Someone 06:04 Fous De La Mer - Ocean 22°e 06:01 Vize & Tom Gregory - Never Let Me Down 05:59 Nora Van Elken - Okinawa 05:56 Cookin' On 3 Burners, Henri Purnell & Revelries - Force Of Nature 05:48 Monolink - Don't Hold Back 05:45 Sans Souci - Take My Breath Away (Original Mix) 05:40 Schiller - Ultramarin 05:38 Christopher Von Deylen - Arco Iris 05:35 Consoul Trainin - Take Me To Infinity 05:28 Julian Wassermann - People 05:24 Shapov & Avian Grays Feat. Kifi - Light Up The World 05:21 Felix Jaehn Feat. Lost Frequencies & Linying - Eagle Eyes 05:18 Kungs Feat. Jhart - Dopamine 05:12 Bay Area - Dolphin Rider (Pianodreamsession) 05:08 Lenny Bizarre - El Viejo Pescador 05:04 Klangkarussell And Givven - Follow 05:00 Above & Beyond Feat. Zoe Johnston - We're All We Need 04:56 The Chainsmokers Feat. Kelsea Ballerini - This Feeling 04:54 Lost Frequencies & Elley Duhé - Back To You 04:48 Monolink - Otherside (Club Mix) 04:44 Blank & Jones - Breezin' 04:41 Kryder & Natalie Shay - Rapture 04:36 James Bright - Sarabande 04:33 Stepha Schweiger - When I Was A Bird 04:26 Twocolors - Together 04:23 Michael Gray & Shelly Poole - Borderline (Lee Muddy Baker Acoustic Mix) 04:15 Armin Van Buuren & Avira Feat. Sam Martin - Mask 04:11 Kyla La Grange - Cut Your Teeth 04:06 Hannah Ild - Right Beside You 04:04 Twisted Harmonies Feat. Mougleta - You & Me 03:59 Jean-michel Jarre - Equinoxe, Pt. 5 03:57 Nancy Sinatra - Bang Bang (My Baby Shot Me Down) 03:53 Sound Nomaden - The Morning After 03:50 Shouse - Won't Forget You 03:45 Alejandro De Pinedo - Cancer 03:39 Nora En Pure - Trailblazer (Club Mix) 03:32 Nora En Pure - Birthright (Club Mix) 03:29 Nora En Pure & Lika Morgan - In The Air Tonight (Sons Of Maria Remix) 03:19 Christopher Von Deylen - Heaven Can Wait 03:15 The Alan Parsons Project - Lucifer 03:07 Miyagi, Sascha Braemer, Dan Caster, Jan Blomqvist - Woodpeckers Love Affair 03:04 Brendon Moeller - Emerging 02:59 Sonic Adventure Project - Waters In Motion 02:51 Garlington - Falling To Pieces (Extended Mix) 02:45 Sirius & Nyla - Infinity (Remastered Remix) 02:40 Mahoroba - Soft Breeze (On Air Mix) 02:33 Dale Anderson Feat. Anil Chawla - Pimento Grove 02:30 Rene Rodrigezz & Tristan Henry - Let Me Go 02:26 Armin Van Buuren, Sharon Den Adel - In And Out Of Love (Lost Frequencies Remix) 02:23 Raffa Fi - Ritmo 02:17 Aaron Mcclelland, Marianne - Lets Get Physical (Touch & Go Laidback Dub) 02:13 Jean-michel Jarre - Oxygene, Pt. 4 02:06 Banderas - This Is Your Life (Easy Life Mix) 01:59 Rodriguez Jr. - 2 Miles Away 01:54 Blank & Jones - Sunshines Better (Feat. Mick Roach) 01:46 Super Flu - Mygut (Solomun Remix) 01:41 Ingo Herrmann - Sundown 01:37 Alle Farben & Fools Garden - Lemon Tree 01:34 Winona Oak & Robin Schulz - Oxygen 01:31 Peter Ries - Hold Me (The Force Radio Mix) 01:27 Jako Diaz & Margret - Mirror 01:24 Vievie - Sea Roses 01:19 Bob Marley - Is This Love (Montmartre Remix) 01:08 Monkey Safari - Hi Life (Cheeky Bold Cover) 01:02 High Heels Breaker Feat. Sarah Palin - Come Easy (David August Remix) 00:59 Pretty Pink Feat. Mark V - Don't Dance 00:55 Topic Feat. Nico Santos - Home (Alle Farben Remix) 00:49 Sherrie Lea - No Ordinary Love (Arnold T Chill Mix) 00:46 Robin Schulz - Never Know Me (Radio Mix) 00:39 Nora En Pure - Thermal (Extended Mix) 00:36 Eelke Kleijn - Transmission (Joris Voorn Remix) 00:33 Edx Feat. Jess Ball - Take Me Home 00:25 Hraach - After Dark 00:19 Rene, Alex Hook - Right Now (Matvey Emerson Remix) 00:15 Klangkarussel & Poppy Baskcomb - This Love 00:12 Kush Kush & Sickmellow Feat. Kazhi - Blacklight 00:06 Melih Aydogan - Between 00:01 Blank & Jones - High Fly

#Antenne Vorarlberg Chillout Lounge #Chillout #Lounge #Downtempo #Ambient #Trance #Deep House #2023 #July 2023

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batboy-fangs · 2 years ago

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doing this for my cat oc scirge

1: exactly 38.7 seconds

2: very, he cant really feel pain anymore since hes gotten used to it so its just funny to him

3: cuddling his werewolf boyfriend

4: not very, you can let him eat your mouse friends if you have any and then its easy though

5: extremely easy

6: he breaks the law regularly

7: that port of the entire game of doom that was on newgrounds for a while, the evil dead trilogy, club penguin, some other stuff

8: to stop eating his mice friends at school, which is where he learned that he likes eating mice which carries over to his bounty hunting job today

9: he has a mouth like a sailor, his first cuss was "goatfuck"

10: that he can be perfectly trusted with firearms and is a mentally stable human being (err, cat) with no sociopathic tendencies whatsoever

11: "What in the fuck are ye talkin' about, lad?"

12: he calls his boyfriend to deal with it

13: green, he looks fabulous in it

14: uneaten mice

15: he has absolutely no filter between his brain and his mouth, if something comes to mind he says it

16: very spinny mice

17: no, he has blown his hand off with a shotgun in front of a group of people and felt no shame that his hand was a red smear

18: nothing really

19: 7

20: "ye fuck in one, ye dont fuck in the other"

21: his boyfriend

22: usually culminating in murder

23: see 22

24: he will speak about sex to literally anyone whether they like it or not besides anyone under 13 years old

25: hes planning on proposing to his boyfriend when they get into their mid 20s

26: a black van which he hooked up with a gun wall, a small kitchen, a gaming pc, and a small "living room" (coffee table, couch, tv, xbox series x)

27: not much

28: yes

29: he has none so yes

30: one specific snake that nearly killed and ate him, he still has a digested chunk taken out of his thigh

31: his boyfriend Jeremy

32: he tells variants of "the aristocrats" joke to everyone he meets

33: in some aspects yes, in others no

34: he has no guilt for most things he does

35: "oh cool" and thats it

36: he is taken and wouldnt have it any other way

37: he sings grocery lists to the tune of modern major general from his house all the way to the store and back

38: his death

39: very easy

40: not very

41: he wants to adopt when hes of legal age, as of now he pretends to dislike them

42: he has none

43: "id fuck you, id fuck your mom, id fuck your dad, id fuck your sister, id fuck your brother, id fuck your aunt, id fuck your uncle, id fuck your cousins, id fuck your grandparents, id fuck your-"

A: he is silly

B: i just wanted to make a calico cat character

C: no lol

D: hes always looked the same from conception to now

E: probably

F: happiness

G: none

H: none

I: idk

J: refer to I

more info:

his name is Scirge MacMiller

hes 16

hes scottish

he likes guns

he likes booze

he likes sex

he likes vore

he likes bounty hunter/merc work

hes a calico cat

he has a werewolf boyfriend named Jeremy who he loves dearly

Uncommon Questions for OCs and their creators:

Send me a # (questions for OCs) or a letter (questions for creators) and I’ll answer

QUESTIONS FOR YOUR OCs

What’s the maximum amount of time your character can sit still with nothing to do?

How easy is it for your character to laugh?

How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)

How easy is it to earn their trust?

How easy is it to earn their mistrust?

Do they consider laws flexible, or immovable?

What triggers nostalgia for them, most often? Do they enjoy that feeling?

What were they told to stop/start doing most often as a child

Do they swear? Do they remember their first swear word?

What lie do they most frequently remember telling? Does it haunt them?

How do they cope with confusion (seek clarification, pretend they understand, etc)?

How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?

What color do they think they look best in? Do they actually look best in that color?

What animal do they fear most?

How do they speak? Is what they say usually thought of on the spot, or do they rehearse it in their mind first?

What makes their stomach turn?

Are they easily embarrassed?

What embarrasses them?

What is their favorite number?

If they were asked to explain the difference between romantic and platonic or familial love, how would they do so?

Why do they get up in the morning?

How does jealousy manifest itself in them (they become possessive, they become aloof, etc)?

How does envy manifest itself in them (they take what they want, they become resentful, etc)?

Is sex something that they’re comfortable speaking about? To whom?

What are their thoughts on marriage?

What is their preferred mode of transportation?

What causes them to feel dread?

Would they prefer a lie over an unpleasant truth?

Do they usually live up to their own ideals?

Who do they most regret meeting?

Who are they the most glad to have met?

Do they have a go-to story in conversation? Or a joke?

Could they be considered lazy?

How hard is it for them to shake a sense of guilt?

How do they treat the things their friends come to them excited about? Are they supportive?

Do they actively seek romance, or do they wait for it to fall into their lap?

Do they have a system for remembering names, long lists of numbers, things that need to go in a certain order (like anagrams, putting things to melodies, etc)?

What memory do they revisit the most often?

How easy is it for them to ignore flaws in other people?

How sensitive are they to their own flaws?

How do they feel about children?

How badly do they want to reach their end goal?

If someone asked them to explain their sexuality, how would they do so?

QUESTIONS FOR CREATORS

A) Why are you excited about this character? B) What inspired you to create them? C) Did you have trouble figuring out where they fit in their own story? D) Have they always had the same physical appearance, or have you had to edit how they look? E) Are they someone you would get along with? Would they get along with you? F) What do you feel when you think of your OC (pride, excitement, frustration, etc)? G) What trait of theirs bothers you the most? H) What trait do you admire most? I) Do you prefer to keep them in their canon universe? J) Did you have to manipulate or exclude canon factors to allow them to create their character?

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indianitmanifesto · 2 years ago

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1) Many mental locked up in the hospital and some are roaming in IT park. 2) Folk joining as an engineer but exit as a super actor. 3) Believe superstition that compulsory need to wear casuals on the weekend. 4) On the breakfast, start discussing what should be in lunch & evening snacks. 5) After executing “Hello World” program, they feel on top of the world. 6) Fraud freshers can get more salary than the fluent dumb developer. 7) They are celebrating more than the celebrity on floor and canteen. 8) Half of the year wasting in clapping and cake cutting. 9) Found Google and news websites traffic is more than worlds porn sites traffic. 10) Coffee vending machine having high-end processor than desktops. 11) A colleague is who more monitoring your monitor than you. 12) Found ninety percent software’s and applications are pirated and outdated. 13) The pantry is busier place than railway waiting room. 14) Ctrl, C, and V are more pressed keys on the keyboard. 15) Salary decided on how much years of work experience under ringmaster in the circus. 16) IT HR are beating Jews and Chinese in the field of intelligence. 17) Wearing ties and formal shoes instead of ancient slave chains and neck ring locks. 18) Check in like the tortoise and check out like a panther. 19) IT folks are the biggest threat to English. 20) Bluff masters are more faster growing than hard workers. 21) In their tenure time, everyone sends a message once “sweet or prasad at my desk”. 22) Their view that without information technology world will die in famine. 23) They are single slave species who can “ work from home”. 24) Many are Greenpeace activist who day night drinking green tea. 25) There is no need of resume, you should have a reference to joining the rat race. 26) In party or treat, they eat like its last supper. 27) On coupon or cash counter, one robin hood will always found in the group. 28) After every ten steps, you need to be swap a card for entry in Digital Disneyland. 29) When HR getting bored & don’t want to hire, then they arrange the walk in a drive. 30) Most number of motivational speeches barking in anytime and anywhere. 31) They are not discriminate co-workers on religion but on the region where they from. 32) Marking many email ids in Cc to show off, they are working not sleeping. 33) The week starts with a good morning and ends with the happy weekend. 34) They celebrate every festival which is listing in English calendar. 35) Traditional dress cum fancy dress competition announces on Diwali festival. 36) Special lunch on Diwali and cake on Christmas is the only perk getting everyone. 37) Online shopping & banking is extra curriculum activities doing from login to log out. 38) Like a gypsy, they are moving one city to another city for survival. 39) Their resume is nothing but a brief encyclopedia of information technology. 40) They are wearing socks on a floater to hide cracks or stupidity. 41) Their desk is full of antique garbage and gods collection. 42) The meeting is the easiest way to cover up or waste weekly working hours. 43) Ninety-nine percent having a passport in hopes of one day they will fly to onsite. 44) They are investing from stock market shares to the school of children. 45) They are altering two lines of code and walk like its done from scratch. 46) After software, hardware, and middleware, they are big players in Tupperware. 47) Doing the same thing or nothing from the time of bing bang but wants increment. 48) Thank God it’s Friday is reserved for plan weekend bash. 49) They may forget PC password but have by heart Chinese and Mughlai menu card. 50) They are only who frequently victimized by the recession. 51) Sipping tea with nicotine make them fresh & relax for next rocket launch. 52) They are always returning from onsite with dollars, whiskey and chocolates. 53) They are cyber coolies who carry bit instead of weight. 54) They are the major part of justice katju’s ninety-five percent population. 55) They are frequently switching the job whenever they started itching in ass. 56) They have signed company agreement which is bigger than UN nuclear agreement. 57) Few are roaming on floor, campus like they are CIA agent. 58) Their friends are always have everything and found in every field. 59) There are many digital doctors who given technical tablets without a prescription. 60) They are fear to the boss than God to avoid beneficial loss. 61) They donate clothes in charity and blood in slavery. 62) They are providing same services and shit with different name & logo. 63) The mail signature size is inversely proportional to their designation. 64) They always hire outstation folks to make profits from the food court. 65) They are given fictitious hike, perk but never pay the value of work. 66) They take interview of job seeker is like he is done MS from Stanford & Ph.D. in MIT. 67) They have pickup & drop bus facility for slaves like US prisoner transport vehicle. 68) Have a gym on campus but not the library because they believe in hand, not the head. 69) They are always thought that their children are born a prodigy. 70) They copy all source code from public websites and say it’s confidential. 71) They are paid rent to their father and submit fake medicine bills to save income tax. 72) They are not removing airport baggage tags till next company sponsored fly. 73) They all have mandatory hobbies like reading,music,internet surfing and traveling. 74) They are not working in notice period because no one is like to noticing them. 75) They might not give good package but definitely, gives psychological disorder. 76) They are molding lifestyle very first of their salary by doing shopping and saloon. 77) More than three fourth crowd are fan of football,cricket ,rock music and rangoli. 78) Most tough interview question faced by everyone is “ Tell me about yourself”. 79) They all species are saying switch the job for career growth instead of salary package. 80) They are feeling prestigious after having company provided laptop than a desktop. 81) They always dream about silicon valley and startup after few years of copy-paste. 82) They are always doing startup drama only around the social and shopping apps. 83) Their appraisal and rating system depends upon partiality instead of performance. 84) They have an annual meet where people will show their talent after few free drinks. 85) They are a high-priced bachelor’s in the matrimonial market after govt servants. 86) They all are eligible for a home loan, personal loan and credit cards till bankrupt. 87) They are suffered most by anxiety, depression, back pain and overeating. 88) There are few people are lucky and loyal at workplace else rest are a liar and lazy. 89) They are most love to their company or brands rather than work profile. 90) They always talk and care about future of India till not get in the green card of usa. 91) They have dozens of startup ideas but find an excuse when not capable to execute it. 92) They are very caring people who share last night leftover food with colleagues. 93) They have FB DP with the wife if newly married else selfie with friends or children’s. 94) They are only happy people in capitalism and consumerism system after cronies. 95) They are become very sophisticated year by year as proportional to their salary. 96) They always hate their superiors but on the floor rush to say “good morning” to them. 97) They are most invited by relatives to fix their pc or laptop issue and for matchmaking. 98) They are motivated to self by reading self-help books and self-appreciation. 99) They are very supportive towards fresher or newcomer when found gender is female. 100)They are like to carry the latest smartphone, credit cards and updated resume.

As per famous saying, there is no end of stupidity So I am stop here !!

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There is no point in the only pinpointing the problem, so like to suggest "Do & Dont’s" for survival to Indian IT industry, else it will be in history.

1.Salary should be decided on how much work worth does not work experience. % its eliminate salary difference between same profile people. 2.Do not restrict educational criteria limited to engineering or IT courses. % there is no concrete relation between programming and engineering. 3.There is a need to be a library which contains domain and technology specific books and materials. % it will help to update current industry scene and skills and books are more enjoying than e-books. 4.Free food should be everyone and tea vending machines are in good and high-quality % you can deduct the amount from the initial offer because free things make us happier than money. 5.Do not allow any type of celebration and distribution of sweets and Prasad on the job floor. % it will help to maintain the working environment and also suppress religious presentation. 6.There is a standard formal dress code for employees which will offer by the company logo. % it will help to reduce glamorization of IT industry and minimize distraction and style competition. 7.There is a need to be put firewall restrictions for filtering all religious, political and news websites. % it will increase work efficiency because folks stop reading and thinking about news material. 8.There is a need to stop performance incentive or salary variable components. % there is no scientific method for calculating performance, its only depend on managers mind and mood. 9.There is a need to remove all card swap machines and restricted entries except main entrance. % We need to trust our employees and at last, they are mill workers, not hackers. 10.There is a need to stop training, sports, and gathering. % It is not training institute or college campus and we hire folks only for work, not for workout. 11.There is a need to be 100% employee participation in CSR activities. % This will teach them that beyond IT campus, malls, theaters etc there is the big and bitter world is present.

Note: This is meant for entertainment purposes only and I do not intend to hurt the sentiments of any individual, community, sector or religion. This is a work of satire and any resemblance to any person living or dead is purely coincidental.

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