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holybibly · 9 months ago

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I keep thinking about Alpha Hongjoong and how he'll knot and put babies in you. He'll do the mating press and ya know itll feel so deep.

Oh baby, you're just provoking me. Aren't you? And I know just exactly what we are going to do about it.

Give me back this hair style 😭

You are sitting on the edge of the huge, king-size bed. Your legs are spread wide and pressed up against your shoulder. Your wet, pink pussy and your ass were open and gaping for all to see. Hongjoong's cock was rubbing between the silky folds of your cunt, collecting the wet liquid that was gushing from your vagina. He enjoyed the softness of your labia, pressing the head against your sensitive, swollen clit before poking at the small, tight hole underneath. Every move made you moan and whimper, your long ears lying flat on the bed, soft and limp. Taking advantage of Seonghwa's absence, Hongjoong has been torturing you for some time now. You were so hard to get off the main Alpha's massive cock, and the moment Seonghwa left for the meeting, Hongjoong's hands and mouth were all over you. And damn it, did he enjoy every single second of it.

"Daddy," You squeaked. Your hips bucked in pursuit of the delicious friction as Hongjoong's dick slid between your folds again. "I need you so much; I want to be so full of your cock." You moaned.

Oh fuck! The way those filthy words came out of your dolly lips made Hongjoong growl with pleasure. He should be grateful to the puppies for their sweet corruption of your innocent 'holy' mind.

It was easy for him to imagine how Yunho would whisper the most vile and depraved things to you while Mingi or San fucked you until you were completely stupid. Oh yeah, the puppies definitely did a good job on you.

Hongjoong laughed condescendingly, "Have patience, fluffy. Give daddy a taste of your tiny cunt before I give you my knot. You want me to knot you, Angel?" He continued to rub his cock up and down the length of your labia. He poked and prodded every part of your body with his dick. You let out a long, drawn-out moan of pleasure.

"Daddy. Please, daddy I need it now! I want you to knot me." You cried out loudly and rolled your eyes as the Alpha began to spank your pussy, trying to target your throbbing clit in particular.

"You're such a little slut, my little bunny. I told you to wait. But you can't last a second without your daddy's big cock inside you."

Tears streamed down your cheeks. And a wicked, wolfish grin spread across Hongjoong's handsome mouth. The boss of your farm was a complete and utter idiot to have put you in their hands. You were the sweetest and most amazing thing, and if the guy had been smarter, which the whole clan doubted, he would have been the one to have pulled your pretty cunt onto his dick by now. But the deep winish bite on your neck made it clear—you were Seonghwa's now.

"Fuck, you're so sexy, my darling. My most beautiful fuck doll. My favourite dick sleeve of all time. Look at you, bunny; you can't live without Daddy's cock filling your little hole. Don't worry, sweetheart, daddy's going to give you everything he has.".

Finally, Hongjoong had positioned the thick, dripping head of his cock at the entrance to your precious baby pussy.

You were choking with excitement and ready to take everything he was going to give you, looking up at him with huge tear-filled eyes. Hongjoong didn't have a moment's hesitation before he slammed his massive alpha cock into you. The velvety walls of your cunt enveloped him completely, pulsating and squeezing around his thick, heavy length as he thrust. Hongjoong sinks deeper and deeper until the head of his cock is kissing the cervix of your uterus. Fuck, he's going to breed you properly; he's going to make you his bred bitch. And you will be full and bloated with his puppies, no matter what Seonghwa says later. The whole damn litter of them.

At the thought of that, his fluffy, snow-white tail flew up into the air, inspired by such a tantalising prospect.

You let out a loud squeal of pleasure as Hongjoong filled you so quickly and so deeply. You liked it when they fucked you so brutally, because then they could cuddle up to you and pamper you to heaven, suck your tits full of milk, or lick lazily between your legs while one of the wolves took care of you.

The feeling of the Alpha's thick, hot cock bulging in your belly was all that mattered to you. You loved the burning sensation and the rush of pleasure when Hongjoong or Seonghwa pushed it deliciously into you. You could feel the swollen knot of Hongjoong's clinging to the wet rim of your hole with each of his powerful thrusts.

As soon as the Alpha had reached the top of your womb, he started to pull out of you until only the tip was left inside of you. Then he plunged back into you and slammed his dick back up to the balls again. As you gasped, sobbed, and writhed under him, Hongjoong began a hard pace, thrusting deep into you. Your big, full tits were bouncing up and down from the force of the thrusts. You knew exactly what he was doing to you. It was only Seonghwa who fucked you like that and tried to breed you properly. Hongjoong didn't just want to fuck you; he wanted to mate with you. And with that thought, your pussy clenched, massaging the Alpha's dick.

"Oh. Ah... daddy... oh... oh!"

The squelching of your smooth pussy and the slapping of skin against skin echoed throughout the room. The thick aroma of the alpha-pheromones made your head spin and caused your mucus to flow even more abundantly. It made you feel so complete. You looked down and saw the bulge of Hongjoong's cock sticking out of your belly. In and out, in and out.

Soon you squirted all around the Alpha's cock. As your pussy gripped Hongjoong's cock tightly, but without interfering with the hard rhythm of his thrusts, you let out loud moans and squeals. You wanted to hold him inside of you; you wanted to be full of his fertile cum.

"Fuck, fluffy. You're going to take my knot like a good girl, aren't you?" His pace was getting more and more animalistic, rough, and wolfish. The scent of pink pepper burned on your tongue, and you stuck it out, drooling as you did so. He slammed into you without any mercy. Eventually, you could feel that Hongjoong's movements were becoming more and more jagged and inconsistent. God, you felt his knot stretching your little hole painfully with each thrust, making it harder and harder for him to move.

"That's it, baby. Take my knot." Hongjoong growled, just below where Seonghwa's possessive bite was, and sank his teeth into your neck.

The sound of your scream was so loud that it was probably heard by absolutely everyone in the house. This was soon followed by a loud howl of delight as the puppies praised the Alpha for how well he had mated their bunny. This only brought them closer to their turn with you.

Hongjoong was still thrusting into you, and he was still pouring his sticky, hot cum into your aching cunt. And God, there was a lot of it, so much so that your stomach was swollen from the amount of liquid that had been poured into you, and a few drops flowed out of you in spite of the thick knot of the Alpha. He hisses and slowly moves his hips to get a better fit; his knot is holding all the cum inside of you, and so you will still have some time to go before Hongjoong fucks you again.

You feel his cum warm you from the inside as you try to remember how to breathe again. You gasp for air and let out a sigh of pain as you try to regain some semblance of consciousness.

"This is it, darling; now you are also mine."

#ateez smut #kpop smut #atz smut #ateez hard hours #ateez unholy hours #smut #seonghwa x reader #seonghwa smut #park seonghwa smut #ateez au #hongjoong x reader #hongjoong smut #kim hongjoong smut

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minniewoos · 5 years ago

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Kim Woojin Mafia! Headcanons

woojin was the calmest

it was clear to see

amidst all the cold hearted assassins and crazies

hes the medic

as well as second in command

cause when chan gets mad, woojins able to put a level head to the situation

hes also the go-to guy when Chans out of commission

he honestly doesnt know how he got into all of this

woojin was a guy youd least expect to be involved with mafia

hes well-mannered, polite, and level-headed

but the world is strange

and now half the time he has to babysit the maknae line

who can get into petty fights at times

and woojin just cant wrap his head around why hyunjins headband is off-limits

and had to calm hyunjin down after jisung lost said headband

hyunjin and jisung are fighting

jeongins complaining about the water pressure

sometimes...he just ignores it

headaches are frequent

and so are scoldings

he really had to scold jisung to stop picking on seungmin when he was injured

jisung scrunched his face and slumped in his chair

pouty

but he really does care about the boys

although when they come to him for the dumbest injuries, he really does question them

"how did you get these bruises"

"oh they had a lot of fruit"

"what...fruit"

"fruit"

"okay"

woojin found out there was an attack at some warehouse for delivering food

jisung was making a deal

and when it went sour, they just knocked piles of produce onto him

jisung was too embarrassed to explain anything else

woojin doesnt judge tho

Lowkey does tho

but he doesnt show it

he loves all the boys tho

a soft spot grew for everybody

the boys saw woojin as a safe place

a spot for healing

he was like home

one day seungmin, of all people, came to him to talk

seungmin was struggling and just needed to talk about it

woojin was really happy about it, and gave seungmin the comfort he needed

"hyung, thank you."

"i didnt do much, don't worry about it."

it really made him smile

some days he just wonders how he ended up with skz

he needed a job, desperately

he was working on a medical degree but had trouble making money

and one day...

he encountered chan

in some back, sketchy ally

but chan was dying and bleeding out

and a little loopy and almost shot woojin

since chan was very out of it, woojin disarmed the bloody fucker

and of course woojin being woojin, helped him out

despite chans insistence on "absolutely NO ambulance. they-theyre bad..lots of money...moola... "

woojin complied

even if he thought Chans weird rambling was due to the blood loss

from a gunshot wound in his stomach

thankfully didnt hit any vitals

but woojin did bring him home and patch him up

he had some first aid stuff at home and, thankfully, enough stuff to stop the amounts of blood

but chan must've inhaled something weird

cause mans was out of it

"i said don't touch it, itll make it worse."

"but it i t c h e s."

"what did I just say????"

woojin really had to swat chans grown ass hand away like a child

chan was acting like one tho

woojin just thought chan was high and a drug deal went wrong

well....he was

but chan informed him that it was involuntary

it was from whoever attacked him

and he was meeting up with some other people to exchange some moola for the mafia

and he was mobbed

woojin wasnt gonna listen to chans talks about being the mafia boss

and being a millionaire

and basically being this super cool dude who you saw in the movies

cause what woojin saw in that moment:

a baked college kid who got mugged

and was crashing on his couch

yes. woojin just went to sleep after that

he just fell asleep as if it were a normal day

as if he didnt just save Chans life

stay unbothered king

the next morning tho

chan was sober and thoughougly embarrassed

he apologized

profusely

and after, offered woojin a job

and woojin said 🤨

obviously didnt believe chan

so chan left peacefully, once again thanking woojin

it wasnt until a few months later, they ran into each other again

a bit more put together than their last meeting

chan offered woojin the job again

and broke college student!woojin, said yes

cause mans needed the money bad

and imagine the reaction from woojin when he discovers chan wasnt lying

and so he became a part of the mafia

and well, a pretty big part of the mafia

he quickly rose to be the right hand man and top medic

since he got along surprisingly well with chan

well, woojin didnt get the best first impression of him anyway

there was a problem though

you

you were a problem

not in any bad way, you were the perfect girlfriend

woojin loved you to bits

he would bend over backwards for you if you so wished

and you felt the same

woojin was your big, safe, and loving boyfriend

he was your boyfriend who gave the best hugs

the man who would sing you to sleep if a nightmare scared you too much

he would give you the first bite of his food

and let you steal his hoodies whenever you wished

and all the big little things that came with loving woojin

that was what woojin was to you

a relationship with years underneath its belt

you were positive you could trust woojin with your life

that was until he slowly became busier

he was able to graduate college, but even after he was still so so busy

hed always say he was at his job

but

WHAT job?

some days he didnt even come home at night

at first you always said it was okay

but after so long, it was getting to you

little did you know...

your big cuddley boyfriend was the right hand man of the mafia

and woojin planned to keep it that way

it would only worry you and put you into more trouble

but eventually he couldnt hide it anymore

and he knew that

but he had absolutely no idea how to tell you

"oh ya babe, i've been in the mafia for a few years. i gotta go now, bye, love ya."

ya, um, no

you would kill him

and he wasnt even sure what you would think

you were just so...pure

not naive or innocent

you were mature

but just, a very good soul

and he was positive you would disaprove

and woojin was well

scared

he didnt want to lose you

and that worried him the most

he spent as much time with you as he could

but it was getting tough

he could sense your unease

and it made him feel guilty

chan thinks he should tell you

but chan also knows just how woojin is

woojin liked to be humble, thoughtful, and calm

it would take him time

but woojin just wanted to keep you safe and happy

and that's what he promised to do for you

ever since you began dating years ago

he promised youd be safe with him

and he plans to keep that promise

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seongwhy · 5 years ago

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ateez reaction the their crush making the first move

hongjoong

hongjoongie !!! would be so happy !!! that you felt that way about him !!!!

he didnt make a move bc he didnt wanna make u uncomfy :(( so he disregarded his feelings for u

unknowingly to him, u like him back !!!

but since this lucky man didnt get the hint (and with all the touching and attempted flirting you're surprised he didnt)

you decided you had to make the first move

but being all nervous and shi ,, you gotta plan it out

just like hongjoong u dont wanna make him uncomfy !! yall the same mfs

so what u planned to do was grab some takeout and bring it to hongjoong when hes producing an chat him up an shit

and once u get to his place and have him all alone your heart starts racing

and so does his !!

and you're eating and laughing and has showing you a beat he just made

and you put your hand on his leg and hes like big eyes blushing and his mouth drops a lil

and you're like 'this is rlly good hongjoongie' bITHX HES CRYIGN

IM CRYING

and you lean in and kiss him on the corner of his mouth and hes just

'o-oh thank you' he says

and u smile at him and ask him to show you more

he takes a second to recover but blushes even more

and ur ready to kiss him til he stops blushing

so u do

but he doesnt

seonghwa

seonghwa tries his best ok

he just really likes you

so he ends up stuttering and tripping and literally falling for you

like oh one time he was trying to bring you water and he got too excited and was running and some of the water from the full glass fell on the floor and he just slid right on that shit

thank god you had your back turned talking to yunho bc holy shit he didnt know what hed do if u saw that

but the rest of the boys will never let him live that down

'hyung, remember when u fell trying to get water fo-' 'shut up wooyoung'

but seonghwa is just a shy lil boy around you fam

and it's not like you didnt notice bc hed be rlly chill rlly calm and funny when he doesnt know you're around

and then he sees you and hes all 'o-oh hi I'm going to go w-wash the dishes' he cleans when hes stressed

and when u ask the boys what's up w him they're like '..... are u dumb'

anyway after that it was just so obvious

youd catch him staring and make eye contact and hed look away so fast

but you didnt miss dem red ass cheeks

and you honestly like the attention he gives you

and when he gains a little confidence around you and makes a joke or does girl group dances or smth

you cant resist him

so one day you go over to the dorm and tell all the boys that they're all gonna have to leave so that u can get seonghwa to yourself

and they reluctantly agree bc 'but I'm tireddddd'

and when seonghwa gets home hes like . where is everyone.

and you're like 'oh them??? they just went to the store to get snacks I'm sure theyll be back soon come watch this show w me'

and hes like ,,, right

and you're just smiling and nodding and patting the seat next to you

so he sits obviously sweating

and you're watching this show and hes watching you

with every laugh nd movement his stomach coils a lil

and after a bit you look at him

and you're looking at each other

and you're eyes are watching his lips and you just say yolo and go for it

hes taken aback at first but leans into it

and you're a rlly good kisser

then you pull back nd hes looking at you with the prettiest smile on the prettiest face you've ever seen

'thank u' he says 'for what?' 'for that'

'just kiss me again dummy'

yunho

puppy!! lil baby boy!!!

ok so like the first part , let's say you two have been besties for a while now

and it's just a mutual attraction and mutual liking ykno

but yunho doesnt want to mess up the friendship you guys have by trying anything

the members are all 'bruh she likes you back' and hes like 'nuh-uh you're lying'

like.... they told u sis

and one day wooyoung tells you like.. listen sis yunho has a crush on you but he refuses to do anything abt it bc hes worried itll ruin your friendship that I wouldnt even call a friendship bc of all the sexual tension but wtvr

and you slap him across the chest for that last part but

wait,,, yunho has a crush on you ?????

'are u sure ???' 'yes, bITCH ARE U BLIND'

blind w love babyyyyyyyy

this is groundbreaking news bc what the heck your longtime crush and bff likes you back !!!!! aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so one day bc you guys are honestly just so comfy around each other and you've been holding back for so long theres no reason to delay this any longer

you walk up to his room where the door is closed and knock on it (u guys have a special knock)

and he opens and you latch onto him and kiss him

tangling your hand in his hair and clutching the shirt hes wearing

and he immediately kisses you back

no hesitation

but then

'guys. I'm still in here. like im happy for u but god just do a quick room check next time will ya' san says walking out of the room shaking his head

you both blush and turn to look at each other

yall laugh then shrug your shoulders and yunho says 'are u sure abt this? I dont want to wreck what we have'

'I'm more excited about what we're gonna have baby' you say, and he smiles, nods and leans in to kiss you again hehehehehe

yeosang

ok dis man loves his chocolate

and you know that so .. you decide to make him sum desserts!! a whole bunch

bc you LIKE HIM

and u want him to LIKE YOU

and the best way to get yeosang to fall for u is by giving him chocolate right

but what you didnt know is that he already likes you (shocker!!!)

so you bake up some brownies and cookies and cupcakes and idek other chocolate tings

and bring them all over to the dorm for him to try

and hes so excited !! 'chocolate!!! for me !!!!'

'yes !! all for u yeosangie'

he just looks as you in awe and love

and picks up a fork ready to take a bite

he stops tho and looks at you and licks his lips

and you blush but laugh

and he puts the food in his mouth and just dies because its SO GOOD

and hes just mouth open eyes wide 'holy shit'

'what?? you dont like it'

'nonononono I LOVE IT'

and he runs around the kitchen counter and hugs you so tight

'thank you!! this is amazing!!' he says looking directly into your eyes

'youre amazing' you say

'what?' he says 'o-oh nothing nothing I didnt say anything'

',,,, you just called me amazing !!! omg YOU JUST CALLED ME AMA-'

hes cut off by you pressing your mouth against his

he pulls away and says 'what was that for?'

'I had to get you to shut up somehow'

yeosang laughs and leans down towards you but gets cut off again!!!! this time with a 'omg are these cookies??????'

',,, get out mingi'

san

bruh yunho looks so funny wtf

sannie is such a happy boy :(

his life goal is making you laugh or smile

he just wants u to be happy!!! and his smile is so contagious!!!

and that's why you fell for him

and now everytime he makes u laugh or smile or smth a lil bit of a blush creeps up your cheeks

san doesnt seem to notice tho but you're ok with that

n e way

yall get along rlly well

hes the reason you're at the dorm every friday night for movie night

and someone chooses a horror movie

its scawwy

and san (tho also scared) sits next to you so he can whisper jokes to u throughout the movie

through hushed giggles and smiles at one another u realize u wanna be in a relationship w this guy

and the next time you're at the dorm, you decided nows the time to make it happen

but when u see san he doesnt seem like himself hes slouched down on the couch cuddling with his stuffed animal staring at the tv screen with nothing playing

when he sees you walk over to him he perks up a lil but not like he usually would

so u sit next to him and ask what's wrong

he fiddles his thumbs and doesnt look at you

so u rub his shoulder and put your other hand on his thigh and ask him again

this time he just looks at you

'I'm sorry' he says

'for what?' 'you're not smiling and it's my fault'

'san!!!! it's ok you dont have to be happy all the time!!!! especially not for me'

his head hangs and he sighs

you lift his head and kiss him slightly

'its ok' you whisper

instead of saying anything back, he leans his forehead to yours

you kiss him again

and again on his lips cheeks forehead nose hands

and by the end of it hes shyly smiling

'there it is!! theres my boy'

he hugs you and for the rest of the day you stay snuggled up on the couch

that day it was up to you make him smile

and you did !!!

mingi

mingo mango

the gif is what he looks like whenever you're near him

hes always whining for you whenever you're not

and when hongjoong sent you a video of mingi doing just that you though it was the funniest thing ever

'I wish y/n was here you're all a bunch of losers' 'you guys suck!!! I miss y/n'

freakin hilarious

this is something u love making fun of him for

liek damn mingi am I that special? I didnt know u liked me that much? u got a crush on me mango?

and u notice that whenever you ask that question, no matter how much of a joke it is, he never gives you an answer

but u dont rlly think about it until you start developing a crush on him

at first it's like,, oh what a baby hes so cute eating the food I made for him

and then it's like wow I wish he would dance on me like dat me too sis

and then u start complaining whenever hes not around 'wheres mingi?? I've been waiting for like an hour' nd 'ykno what would make this even better? mingi'

and everyone is like ok we get it u like mingi

and when mingi catches whiff of this oh boy it's over for you

'so ig it's me that's special now huh?' he tells you one night

'what?' 'u gotta crush on meeeeeee y/n's gotta crush on mingiiii'

and you roll your eyes because . idiot

but then step closer to him and say 'maybe I do'

and that's when his eyes go wide 'wait rlly???' he asks and you can hear the hope in his voice

'all I'm saying is that if you kissed me rn I wouldnt be opposed' is what you say back

and kiss you he does

wooyoung

ok so wooyoungie and u

have such blatant chemistry

yall are constantly flirting and idk yall just click

but u dont notice it

I mean u see the eyebrow wiggles and sly smiles some of the members give u

but all that does is confuse you

one day when wooyoung is in the washroom yunho says 'so you nd wooyoung huh?'

and you're like ...huh

yunhos like 'u dont like him? all yall do is flirt'

and when he says that a whole wall came down in your head

a wall blocking you from accessing emotions of attraction and love and shit you're emotionally scared sis

and you turn firetruck red

yunho just laughs and says 'I knew it'

wooyoung comes back and asks what's going on

'I'll just leave u two alone' yunho says chuckling

you glare at him as he leaves youre gonna get him back for that

but wooyoung doesnt sense anything and swings his arm around your shoulders pulling you into him

and he asks what you wanna do for the night

but you're quiet and distracted with these new feelings you've just found out you have

wooyoung asks if you're okay

and you look up at him but suddenly cant look at him in his eyes. his really pretty eyes

so you turn around and go to grab your stuff bc you 'forgot abt that... thing' you have to do

wooyoung, confused watches you scurry across the room

'uh.. ok.. I'll see you tomorrow?'

'yeah yeah see you' you say not looking at him

you just need to figure your feelings out and then you can see him again

so back home you're racking your brain tryna figure out if theres anything you can do to stop yourself from falling in love w wooyoung

and speak of the devil, u get a call from wooyoung

u contemplate not picking up but decide that wooyoung is still your best friend

'hello?' 'y/n!!! are you ok?? you left really suddenly earlier' 'yeah wooyoung I'm fine dw'

'are you sure? we dont want the prettiest person alive to feel sad now do we?'

you open your mouth to say something back but nothing comes out

'y/n?'

you feel the heat rise to your cheeks as you ask 'are you still free?'

'uh for u? always'

blushing even harder now you say 'I'm coming over' and end the call

once you get there you're knocking on the door frantically

wooyoung opens up with a 'jeez y/n what's the ru-'

you basically jump on him and kiss him hard

you latch your hands onto his shirt nd he wraps his hands around your waist

when you pull away for air, wooyoungs looking at you with a smile on his puffy red lips

you smile back and say 'that was the rush'

wooyoung smiles harder and pulls you back into him

'took you long enough'

jongho

jongho cant believe u two have met

you're one of his favourite new idols

and you met at a show

and you told him how amazing ateez's performance was

blushing, he tells you how much he likes your music

you ask him if hes hungry to which he says yes bc 1) hes always hungry and 2) he cant say no to u ever

so u buy him one of those sandwiches w the jam and the coleslaw or wtvr you know what I'm talking about

and you sit to talk and eat for a while before you have to leave

you ask for his number and tell him you'll call him sometime

and you do

all the time

at first hes shy and boyish which makes you laugh

but after a while he gets comfy and will brag and sing to you and joke

you guys catch each other up on everything

he tells you all about the boys and the boys all about you

and you realise how good a listener this guy is nd how handsome!! and cute

and so at the next show you see him at you walk up to him

and with your heart doing flips and take his hand and tell him to walk around with you

he does and you lead him to a less busy hallway where you just look at him and say 'I like you'

jonghos like... wait. huh. what. wait i- and hes blushing so much even his ears turn red

'me? you like me? bc I like you too and if you're joking or something I would be really sad and I've told the members that I like you and they made fun of me so this would be great of u did like me but if you dont and this is a joke id be really upset' and hes rambling and not looking you in the eye

so you lean in and kiss him

'it's not a joke' you say

'its,, not a joke? are you sure?' 'I'm sure'

'you're sure' 'are you going to keep repeating everything I say? or are u gonna kiss me again?'

jongho, blushing even harder now, chooses the second option

#i loterally got to the limit on this ome #i got so into it #seonghwa #hongjoong #yunho #san #yeosang #wooyoung #mingi #jongho #ateez fluff #ateez scenarios

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parkjmini · 7 years ago

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bts as fuckboys

[a/n]: inspired by @sweetersuga | original post: x i wrote it as the perspective that you’re already close friends w them/have been with them before !!

Seokjin

he’s the funny, sarcastic one where he could be kind of mean bc he takes it a lil far

“you’re such trash you sleep with every girl”

“at least I can get someone to sleep with me”

he flashes a smile in the hall bc he KnOws iT GeTs oN YouR NeRveS

“When’s my birthday”

“January 1st bc u set off my fireworks baby”

“i am disgusted”

piggy back rides on those goddamn strong broad set of shoulders ooffff

“I’ll call you, ya?”

He never calls u bc he probably forgot too busy improvin himself

you have a streak with him and all he sends are selfies with the caption “I hope your day is as beautiful as I am (:”

He catches you staring in class one day and he’s like “take a pic, it’ll last longer babe”

And omg he ACTUALLY TELLS YOU TO TAKE A PHOTO OF HIM

so now u have a gallery full of jin and he wont let u delete them bc he thinks they’re all masterpieces you do too but youd never admit it

the only fuckboy that’s tolerable bc he’s rlly just a big goof

“why don’t you ever have sleeves on your shirt jin”

“these shoulders are on display, honey, can’t cover up the jewels”

he’s kind of obnoxiously loud that u want to shove ur fist into his mouth to sh u t him uP

“dude, jimin’s hot”

“okay but so am i ??”

“ok ya youre really hot but so is jimin”

“jiMIN (Y/N) THINKS YOU’RE—-”

“–ANNOYING THANKS SEOKJIN PLS SHUT UP WHY R U STILL TALKING WOW”

“just trying to get my baby some more dick jeEZ”

Yoongi

“hey yoongs why dont we go on a date??”

“uuhhhhhh since when were we dating? lmao dont trip”

gets a new number every 2 months bc he loves fucking w them crazy bitches too much

“sometimes you need to mess around with the ones who can bite off your dick, being risky is hot (-;”

“BEinG riSkY iS hOt ya u wont have a penis anymore at the rate you’re going”

kind of smells like a mixture of alcohol and cologne

hand-on-ass-when-he-hugs

��let’s play a game, if u lose u have to take off ur clothes, if i lose u have to take off ur clothes”

“wait but yours stay on ?? wtf yoongi??”

“no mine will come off right after i see u naked (;”

the one to play with the ends of your skirt/dress/shirt bc it gets u so flustered and he lives seeing u flustered

straight up Arrogantᵀᴹ at times its hot but ur so annoyed by it that u wanna knock some sense into him

wont ask for nudes but will ask to see some goods

“can i see ur tits”

“for the 4039th time, no”

“well, a man can try”

SMIRKY MC SMIRKY HERE like it just comes OUT of NOWHERE and it is OUT to ATTAC

u dont have a snap streak w him bc it always breaks bc he replies every 3 years bc he was “busy”

but he’s always the fourth person to like your instagram posts???????

and to comment the water droplet/eye/tongue emoji combo ????

loves when u swat his hands away from gripping your thigh

Hoseok

(i wanted to use this gif but it was so big and rectangle and didnt fit but u need to see that gif to really take in the fuckboy bc i cannot find a representation as accurate as that gif is)

always greeting you whenever he sees you

“hey babygirl”

“hoseok we just saw each other in chemistry”

“ok and????? can’t i say hi to my baby?”

“but im not”

“lmao every girl is my baby”

raises his eyebrows any time you fix your dress or your shirt

asks to borrow a pencil and never returns it

“where is my pencil hoseok”

“where is my kiss (y/n)”

“we didnt agree to that”

“well i didnt agree to give it back”

“dO u NoT kNOW whAT BoRRoW meANS”

loves to share so he shares a lot of his snacks with u

“omg i love snacks!!”

“oh baby me too” and trust me, he’s not talking about the food

has the brightest, kindest smile so it catches you off guard when he says some snarky fuckboy comment

loves physical contact !!!!! always has a hand on your back, or shoulder, or thigh, or hand, or arm

lip LICKING PARDON ME HIS TONGUE IS UNCONTROLLABLE

lets you wear his hats/jackets/hoodies bc he thinks youre sooo cute in his clothes

he walks around school with his hands in his pockets like a doUCHEBAG

catches you off guard by spinning you around with his arm around your waist

uses the line “im a dancer” to get girls what an eyeroll

the type to drag you onto the middle of the dance floor at a club just so he could show off his skillz which are actually super bomb like even ur impress and uve seen them 308443 times

he got that sweatpants dick print

Namjoon

changes his contact name to Daddy on your phone

Mr. Ass Man he loves ass ASS ASS ASS SO MUCH ASS BIGGEST ASS LOVER

“oh shit did you see her ass”

“look here bootylover123 stfu”

winks at you a lot in the halls

“do you have a fucking eye problem namjoon”

“its a wink”

“u do it so much that im beginning to think youre eye is having a spasm

lets you copy his homework if he got a hug in return

the type to comment a peach emoji on your instagram photos even if there is no butt involved

loves when you sit on his lap

one time there weren’t enough seats on the bus and he patted his leg for you to sit

“i know you hate standing (y/n), take a seat itll be fine”

“why can’t u be a gentleman and give up your seat for me?”

*alMOST CHOkES from LAUGHING* “me???!!! a gentleman??? wow u expect too much, just sit your big ass down on daddy’s lap or suffer standing”

buys you lunch bc he loves showing off his e x p e n s i v e w a l l e t

he could go from having a full blown brilliant monologue as to why he exists to giggling about how your moles r arranged into the shape of a penis

calls girls mami or ma

asks for ass pics at like 1:32 AM

and u send him pictures of ur elbow crease

and he actually thinks its ur butt

BLASTS baby makin music from his car and causes a public disturbance

has the highest count of broken beds, not bc of a high body count, but bc he actually breaks the bed everytime he sleeps w someone

Jimin

spaces out when ur wearing a low cut top bc hes too busy staring at ur cleavage

his streak snaps are either mirror pics, his abs, mirror pic of his abs, and occasional dick pics

“wanna play 20 questions (;”

“we’ve played 20 questions like 20 times already”

“ok gr8 ill start first: will u let me hit it from the back??”

offers to netflix and chill all the time and it sux bc he actually knows all ur fav shows

ok let me reiterate, jimin knows all ur favorite anythings bc he listens to u 75% of the time bc he thinks ur voice is sexy

will never fail to compliment you when u look good

“damn baby, is this all for me????”

“no i just dont want to look like a hobo today”

gets super jealous when any other guys speak to u even tho hes piping down like 8 other girls

“jimin they’re my frIENDS ur not even my bf why u tripping”

“they arent acting like theyre ur friends. i know fuckboy behavior when i see it (y/n) its my occupation, i do the same shit w girls”

“thats good then, someone else wants me too”

“not good bc ur HOT ASS IS MINE )-:”

youre saved as #1 babygirl on his phone no objections

walks into class with a new hickey in a new place every day

he has SEX EYES u could never look him directly in the eyes bc theyre so captivating

fucking walks like an arrogant prick down the hall and whistles when u pass

brags about his big dick when its honestly not as exaggerated as he says

has a picture of you in one of his shirts as his homescreen wallpaper

Taehyung

“i wont show anyone, im not messed up like that” yea be careful w this one honey, pretty sure jungkook, hobi, yoongs, namjoon all know how ur tits look like

has the perfect innocent face where u have no idea that he’s fucking 4 other girls

always responds after 12 am and calls u at 3 am

“tae im fucking sleeping”

“damn thats hot what else u doin??”

“hanging up on u goodbye im going to block ur number”

“pls don-”

uses the line, “i just dont think we’re compatible” on E V Ery GIRL

offers to hangout but never follows up with it bc he’s never seen out in public with a girl unless its his momma

“jasmine is telling everyone you gave her chlamydia, u get checked bro??”

“dont worry about it”

body count means a lot to him

loves hugs bc he likes feeling boobs squished against him

sometimes INTENTIONALLY lowers his voice bc he KNOWS ur into that shit

thinks youre playing hard to get when rlly u just dont care lol

“i know u want all of this, (y/n)”

“i think ur mistaken”

“right bc i want all of u (:”

“ya tae let’s not get ur feelings mixed w mine ok thx u”

NO SUCH THING AS PERSONAL SPACE the boy is a koala and will latch onto u

Jungkook

the biggest fuckboy of them all

has slept w almost every girl in the school and is v proud of it

“what’s your name again”

“rlly jungCOCK”

“ok (y/n) i know ur fkcing name so can u learn mine”

u dont think he’s ever had a gf b4 bc he doesnt believe in labels OR commitment which hes pretty vocal abt

unlike jimin, he doesnt own up to his dick pics and swears that they were “”accidents””

SCrEENsHOTS! but ur smart so ur face is NEVER in ur pics

“who’s boobs r on ur phone kook”

“yours”

“you WOULDNT DARE”

“i dont have photogenic memory (y/n) i wanted to remember those cuties without a shirt on (;”

looks too fucking good w a fresh cut that u need to avoid him in the halls or ull melt to goo

only owns white tees and timbs lmao hahahaha

smirks when you bend down to pick something up

that or he yells, “one more time, babe!”

“wat u doin”

“showering”

“without me!!1???”

he’s on tinder too so once he’s done with the sampling pool at school, he can broaden his horizons

a car enthusiast and will get offended if u dont think his rims r cool

thinks youre really hot when you yell at him or hurt his feelings

youre his prized possession bc he actually likes talking to u but will never admit it

has a specific nickname for u that he doesnt call his other girls bc its YOURS !!

“hey cutie”

“hey jungCOCK”

hates the nickname jungCOCK

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strawberryspeachy · 5 years ago

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Also im sick of obnoxious japanese eaters

Things ive found out are myths here

1) everyones nice.

No. Everyone smiles hard to cover up whatever assholery theyre doing - if theyre supposed to be nice to you. Public people are the same as usual... except theres alot more shoving

2) everything about school

They don’t pay for school. Its free. Just like ours. Except private school. Just like ours

They are not MORE overworked in school nor do they study more. Their rules are much loser. And just like the states, teachers have no real authority- but unlike the states - the students do not fear repercussions. They can be touched though but thats more because japanese people think its fine to touch each other a lot - ya know. Just dont hug as an adult - but all other invading of some kind of private bubble is fine

3) SLURPING No thats not just a “it shows you love the food!” Bs. Just like the states, the people you hear disgustingly slurping just eat loud and are gross... imo... people here dont seem to think its gross but far more people eat like civilized humans and dont slurp everything from solids to actual liquids.

K like every time the past two days ive had to be near people slurping their fucking food and as a person who HATES hearing people eat... its why im bitching here. LETTUCE DOES NOT NEED SLURPED

4) just anything they call “culture” they used a pretty word to cover for “thats just the dumb thing we do here” its literally like if we said aggressively speed driving and cutting people off is new yorkers culture

Japan has a lot of history and traditions. But mostly they have a lot of bs that theyre just too stubborn to acknowledge and change so they lable it culture. Any changes they make are pretty much like when my great grandmother got a cell phone.

She only turned it on to charge it and make a phone call - leave a voicemail saying that she called - and then would turn it back off. It wasnt ever even on long enough for her to need to charge it.

But in her mind no one could complain that she didnt have one. And the only emergency in her mind was her needing to call you - not vice versa. She wouldnt use it for any other purpose and generally resented its existence. She hated watching anyone else use their cell phones to check the time or take pictures or play games or have lenthy conversations.

Yea. Thats basiclly japan with everything new. They have it. But they dont use it , and its possibilities scare them so the old ppl say its not allowed to be used unless the old people need to use it

Sorry man i hate everywhere i am. My aparment is next to a bar that looks permanently closed during the day. I had no clue it was there till after i moved in and the loud karaoke blared into my window every damn night

My train line is a nightmare and if you wanna see the worst japanese people can be. Ride the train during rush hours

My post office is far away and they refuse to ring my doorbell when i have a delivery and instead just leave slip - if you dont hike over in their made up time period they throw your stuff away

No one will actually help you with serious stuff. They just smile and say sorry and run away — customer service. Yea. Not customer service. They could just as easily be a manican with a smiley face - itd serve the same purpose.

Theres too much paperwork constantly all the time about everything

Nothing is online

Another thing that prompted me for this “this is japanese chocolate”

Cool. I got that its japanese. Im in japan. Everything people point out for me “its japanese____” fucking imagine if we felt the need to point out every damn item as “american” in the states. Why? What is the meaning of this?

They gave me a table to sit at at this school. A table. That they make lunch on and put all their supplies on. A dude just kicked my chair as he came over for some shit. Why am i sitting at a table? Very very few japanese people ive worked with dont make me feel like an adopted pet dog that theyre not sure if itll bite. Dog. Not new person. They literlly have the children fetch me...

And ive grown so so very tired of being asked questions with the intention of having me overhype japan while maintaining that im so stupid that i know absolutely nothing about the country

98% of japanese people assume that you think of japan like youve never even heard of their country before arriving and that you just arrived two days ago

Also. Maybe they think their test scores and clases are so much more difficult because they cant seem to fathom that most other countries schools function the same way as theirs

Yesterday a teacher said “ah theyre so overworked. They have alot to remember” i thought she was about to tell me how many units were on their exam or something... no “english, japanese, science, math, history, pe, food class, art! Too many things. Theyre very overworked”

..... are you for real? Im pretty sure every fucking school has those subjects if you switch out japanese for the countries native language.... this is NORMAL

Im sorry. I know the reason anyone talking to me like this might not like me. Cause im not gonna go WOWWW SUGEII?!?!? So much stuff!! Poor them!

No. Yeah? Thats school...

Look im not an asshole to my kids. If they can manage to tell me any information about their life in english or simple japanese i can translate - i act surprised/ or am if their english is super good.

But adults... no man. Learn some stuff about the outside world. Youre not specifical

Also dating boys here is just like back home except they wont block you and they respond less

Instead of getting “nice” “oh” “idk” and “maybe” as there fading messages - they just leave you on read. Or give you some random information that you didnt ask about that has no relevance to the ‘convo’

Also also. “Speak slow” they dont say this in a ‘my english is not good so speak slower’ way. They say this in a ‘i felt really good about my english until you spoke at a normal pace and my classes and ass-kissing white dudes have taught me that enlgish is spoken slow and percisely so if you dont speak with a japanese accent, your fast english is wrong’

Whatever but like... could you return the favor by speaking japanese slowly. Speak it the way you want me to speak english....

Telling them to speak slow results in something like

... nihon..de〜 nan mabdnshsnabsjsnjsbshssnbsjsbsjshsh ka?

Woah ok... something in Japan... couldnt catch the rest of that

Id be more understanding of this. Its hard to speak slow. Lets both acknowledge this and not - teachers compalining to principals and boys... (1) sending me a fucking video on how to speak my own damn language properly

Also. Do you know how upsetting it is to listen to a student say something perfectly but before i get to praise them - have the japanese teacher jump in and “correct” them...... no no dude please. I know youll have a fucking meltdown if i say no your ways wrong. But now this student is so confused desperately staring at me positive theyre correct and all ive come up with to do is smiling and nodding at them while repeating the way they said hoping the japanese teacher wont notice/get offended

Also togo food... if its not american fast food... generally you cant take it to go... its sad. I have no friends. I just wanna take this home to eat in front of my tv. This isnt serious. Its just a minior inconvenience

Also joking... my japanese isnt good enough to joke. And... idk how... cant explain. The other day a student asked whats my favorite food

And another went hamburger?!? Mcdonalds!!?

I wanted to comment.. but. At least elementary students understand sarcasm. Their teachers dont. And whether the middle schoolers understand and just dont care is up in the air.

Oh! And. I was right last week when i didnt trust my teachers saying that the obvious bullying was just a misunderstanding and the obvious targets fault. Another straight up teacher said some kids have left the school because of bullying and theyre really awful when left alone in the rooms... i told him thats why we cant go unsupervised in america. Japan says the students are just perfect upstanding citizens, so much more caring and mature than other students. Nope. Middle schoolers will be middle schoolers no matter what country.

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ktrsss1fics · 7 years ago

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Cheeseburger in Paradise: Four.

When she decided to come on this trip, she was wary about how much fun she would have. She had conditioned herself to work so much that she didn’t really know what true fun was.

To her, fun was only reserved for her days off and it usually involved catching up on television shows or doing a load of laundry.

When she was invited to do things with her friends, it was hard to remove herself from work.

Being in a tropical place with a group of people who she actually liked without having to worry about work was a foreign concept to her.

She liked it though. Even though she wasn’t accustomed to it.

So far, her fun consisted of sitting in some tourist trap bar watching an Irish boy in a Hawaiian shirt that cost more than her car payment drunkenly dance to a mediocre reggae rendition of “Margaritaville.”

They were currently at the fourth bar of the night and the amount of alcohol in their systems was starting to show.

It was a really good time. Just as the chorus started, Niall pulled Brittany towards him and the two danced together. He went to dip her but she wasn’t ready for it. In one fell swoop, Brittany was dropped on her ass and Niall was covered in her blue colored drink. The entire group couldn’t help but start laughing.

Tears started to stream down Georgina’s face as she clutched her stomach. She hadn’t laughed that hard in a long time.

Niall wiggled his way towards her.

“Real smooth Ni.” She giggled making him smile.

“I thought she was a ballerina.” He said sliding his arm around Georgina’s shoulder.

“No that’s Maggie.” She said sipping her drink.

“Fuck you’re right.” He laughed leaning up against her.

“How’d she do in the water today?” Georgina asked nodding towards her best friend.

“A lot better than I did.” Niall admitted.

“Not surprised.” She said looking up at him.

His blue eyes lit up. “Why?”

“You just didn’t want to lose your chair to me so you psyched yourself out.” She winked.

He shook his head biting back a smile. She smirked knowing that he had appreciated her sense of humor.

Niall leaned over and tried to steal her straw with his tongue. She rolled her eyes before holding out her drink for him to sip.

“Shit that’s good.” He said impressed. “Want another one?”

Georgina nodded. “But I told you I was gonna buy the next round.”

“Enough outta you. I’m buying you a drink.” He said.

“Niall-” Georgina started to say as he stole another sip from her drink.

Niall took his arm off of her shoulder. “You get the first round at the next bar.”

“Fine.” She sighed dramatically.

“Good. Be right back. ” He smiled before leaning in and pecking her lips gently.

As soon as his mouth left hers, he froze. His eyes shut as he silently cursed himself. He hadn’t meant to kiss her. He had wanted to since the day they met but he never imagined actually doing it.

His relationship with Georgina was complicated. He liked her a lot but for some reason she wasn’t too fond of him. As much as it bugged him, Niall had never worked up the courage to ask why.

He opened one eye cautiously. He was expecting to find the death glare of a raging woman but instead he was met with a very surprised girl with rosy cheeks.

Before she was able to chew him out, he headed towards the bar.

As he waited for the bartender, someone nudged him. He turned to find a very smug looking Brittany waiting for a drink. Niall opened his mouth to apologize again for dropping her but she just shook her head.

“I’m surprised she didn’t punch you in the face.” Brittany said with a grin.

Niall’s sighed closing his eyes. “You saw?”

“I’m the only one. Don’t worry.” Brittany said reassuring him.

“I didn’t mean to.” He said nervously.

“What did her face look like?” Brittany asked.

Niall opened his eyes. “Deer in the headlights.”

Brittany made a face. “Interesting.”

“What?” He asked sounding worried.

“I would have expected her to be mad.” She replied. “You’re growing on her.”

“You don’t know that.” He said glanced down the bar.

“How many times has she called ya by your first name since we’ve been here?” Brittany asked.

“More than she ever has before.” He said.

“See?” Brittany said as a barmaid handed over her drink. “Just apologize and see what happens.”

Niall ordered another round of drinks before turning back to talk to Brittany.

“Will you go give the drink to her when it comes?” He asked shyly.

“Why can’t you do it?” Brittany asked.

“I’m scared.” Niall admitted sheepishly.

“You swam with a fucking shark today.” Brittany replied sternly.

“So?” He said resting his hands on the bar.

“Georgina Ferguson is nowhere near as terrifying as a shark.” Brittany said placing a hand on his shoulder. “Trust me.”

Niall grunted before looking at the floor. She had a point. He swam with sharks. He played Madison Square Garden to a sold-out crowd three nights in a row. He had done a lot scarier things in his life.

“I’ll keep an eye out and swoop in if you need me help.” Brittany offered.

Niall just nodded as the barmaid handed over two freshly made margaritas. He took a deep breath before heading back to where he had left the girl he had bombarded with a kiss.

He briefly rehearsed an apology while weaving in and out of people. The moment he saw her face he forgot everything he had planned to say. She was singing along to a song about piña coladas.

Her hair was starting to frizz from the heat of the packed dance floor. A small layer of moisture glistened across her skin as she swayed to the island beat.

She looked absolutely stunning.

And he couldn’t get enough of it.

It wasn’t long before she noticed he had returned. She flashed him a gracious smile as he hand over her freshly made margarita. Niall opened his mouth to apologize but was met by a sour face. He watched as she squeezed the bridge of her nose trying to ease the sudden pain in her forehead.

“Brain freeze.” Georgina mumbled figuring she probably looked crazy. “Sorry.”

Niall slipped his bottle of beer into the front pocket of his shirt. He reached over and flattened his large palm against her forehead.

Jolts of electricity shot through her body from the warmth of his hand. She tried to think nothing of it but the alcohol in her system and the small kiss moments before sent her mind into overdrive.

“This is supposed to work.” Niall said realizing he hadn’t explained what he was doing to her. “Me uncle taught us two Christmases ago. You have someone put their palm flat against your forehead and then one on the back.”

“Then they put a little pressure and it’ll go away.” He said pressing against her head.

“Irishmen are idiots.” Georgina mumbled.

“Is it working?” He asked looking down at her.

She flicked her eyes open. “No.”

“Well fuck. It’s suppose to.” He mumbled.

He focused a little harder making her laugh. He moved closer making her pulse start to race.

He was entirely too close. His features looked different. His eyes looked bluer. His stubble was starting to make itself known. His natural musk started to mix with the sweet smell of Brittany’s drink that had soaked deep into the fabric of his shirt. It was doing something to her.

She couldn’t take it.

She cleared her throat trying to get his attention. He looked at her confused.

“That was probably just his way to feel up women at bars.” She said softly.

“I mean I wouldn’t put it past him.” Niall laughed nervously before taking his hands away.

Georgina smiled and took a small step back. She took a quick sip of her drink before focusing on something across the room.

Niall ran a hand through his hair before retrieving the bottle from his shirt.

“I’m sorry.” He said placing the bottle to his lips.

Georgina glanced over at him. “For what?”

Before he could respond, Brittany appeared out of nowhere. She stuck out her drink for Georgina to try.

The moment was ruined.

Niall took a step back allowing the two women to talk. He noticed the rest of their friends making their way over and he knew their time was limited.

“Everyone finish up cos we out.” Jamie slurred sliding his arm around Maggie and Jenna’s shoulders.

“Lets go to the fancy bar next.” Jenna giggled.

“Lets go back to that sports bar.” Dave said leaning up against Brittany.

“We can decide outside.” Keith said. “Just finish yer drinks already.”

Georgina took a large sip of her drink. She didn’t want to be the reason why her friends were waiting. She watched Niall finish off his bottle effortlessly.

She didn’t want Niall’s money to go to waste. She tried to finish as much as she could but knew she couldn’t finish on her own. She tapped Niall on the shoulder and raised her drink towards him. Without hesitation, he took a hold of the glass and finished off the rest.

“Fuck.” Niall mumbled as his eyes shut tight. He scrunched up his face trying to combat the sensation taking over his sinuses.

She wanted to laugh but she didn’t.

Instead, Georgina reached over and placed both of her hands on his head. Her hips rested against his as a funny feeling formed in his stomach.

He opened his eyes and found her watching him closely.

“It helps doesn’t it?” She said with a smirk.

“Why do you always try to make me feel like a creep?” He asked with a laugh.

“Just a bit of banter.” Georgina said.

“What the fuck are you twos doin?” Keith called out causing everyone to turn towards them.

Niall could feel his entire body grow warm from the attention.

“Oh fuck off.” Georgina called back keeping her eyes on the boy in front of her.

“Why’s he get special treatment n that?” Keith asked.

She took her hands off of him before turning around.

“You gonna buy me drinks and give me a chair from your million dollar house?” Georgina asked with an attitude.

Niall tried to interject but before he could Georgina reached over and smacked his chest. Brittany started laughing.

Keith attempted to find a comeback but nothing came to mind.

“That’s what I thought.” Georgina sassed.

“Let’s go.” Brittany said trying to help out her friend.

“You heard the lady.” David said.

Two hours later, they had ended up at a tiny dance hall that made them feel at home. A round of Jell-O shots had just been thrown back. Jamie was leading a dance circle to some tune by Wiley with a few other Brits they had met two bars back. Brittany and David were completely engrossed with each other.

Georgina sat in between two boys in a booth sipping on her millionth margarita of the night. The boy on her left was plotting how to approach a group of American girls across the room after being rejected by an Aussie at the last bar. The boy on her right had stuck by her side all night and was currently on a drunken rant on about tropical plants.

And if she was being honest, she thought it was pretty cute.

“Fergie,” Niall said finishing off his Guinness. “You ever hear of the phile-philed–fuck– the philodendron plant?”

She shook her head. His eyes lit up.

“They are pretty cool. I’ve sure you’ve seen ‘em before.” He said.

“What’s so cool about them Ni?” She mumbled.

“Well the name literally means love tree.” He said in awe. “Can ya believe it?”

“That’s cute.” She said setting down her drink.

“They are reproduced by these little fuckin beetles. Not bees like most flowers but beetles. And they have some berries on them that smell like garlic to attract animals to help spread their seed.” Niall rambled on. “Like imagine if some Italians got lost around one?”

“Or a vampire.” Georgina said causing him to crack up.

“You’re like proper funny Fergie, y’know that?” Niall smiled picking up her drink.

“Thanks Ni.” She blushed as he stuck her straw in his mouth.

“I’m thinking about getting some new plants for the house.” Niall said between sips of her drink. “Maybe a philodendron or some pothos plants.”

“The Devil’s snare plant?” She asked trying to remember what he had mentioned earlier in the night.

“Devil’s ivy.” He corrected her politely.

“Right.” Georgina nodded. “Those ones are prettier.”

He shook his head. “You are ridiculous.”

“What?” She laughed.

“Nothing.” He blushed. “Did you know there is a type of philodendron plant that has heart shaped leaves?”

“So the love tree has heart leaves? Fuck off.” She said skeptical.

“Swear on me life.” Niall giggled. He pulled out his phone.

“That sounds like some made up Disney shit.” Georgina said.

“It’s not.” He said as she rested her head on his shoulder.

He pulled up a picture of the cartoon like plant and she was impressed.

“You should get that one.” She said. “Maybe it’ll bring you positive love vibes.”

Niall rested his head against hers. “That’s a good idea.”

“Why aren’t ya out there with them?” Georgina asked softly.

“Too drunk to dance.” He sighed. “Can’t believe I just admitted that.”

“Need to alert the press. Irishman admits to defeat.” She teased.

He leaned forward to set down her drink causing her to sit up.

“Whoa, whoa whoa. No one’s admitting shit.” He said with a laugh.

“Hmmm. Don’t know about that.” She teased.

“You’re the one who put your almost full drink down first.” Niall pointed out.

“Only so you could have some.” Georgina said.

Niall rolled his eyes making her laugh.

“You know you love me Horan.” She said picking up her drink to finish it off.

"More than you even know.” He mumbled as Craig David came on.

Georgina started to sing-along to the song to push back the comment he had just made. She was joking but she knew he wasn’t. Brittany’s words from the beginning of the trip had made her hyper-aware of everything that boy said. She tried to keep it from bothering her but it was tough.

He was cute and a for a majority of this trip she was drunk so her walls were down. And he had kissed her.

He kissed her. It may have been brief and alcohol-infused but it happened.

She had drunkenly kissed people before. But his kiss was different. It was natural and almost instinctive for him. And maybe deep down she had wished it lasted longer but she couldn’t admit that to anyone. She had built their relationship on the foundation that she couldn’t stand him. If she admitted that she wanted to kiss him, drunk or not, she’d be a hypocrite. That wasn’t something she was ready to face just yet.

She glanced over to find Niall singing along to a song that was popular when they were kids. His eyes were glowing and a drunken smile was plastered across his face. He looked like he was having the time of his life. She found it annoying that he still sounded good even though he was completely pissed.

He was growing on her and she hated it.

"Take a picture Fergie.” He teased catching her staring. “It’ll last longer.”

"My lens would break then.” She retorted.

Niall laughed before turning his full attention to her. “Fergie?”

"Hmm?” She mumbled looking up at him.

"I’m sorry for kissing you earlier.” He said shyly. “It was wrong of me.”

Georgina could feel her entire body grow warm. “It’s okay.”

"It’s not.” He sighed. “I should have known better.”

"Ni–” She started to say but he cut her off.

"It was an accident. It just sort of happened before I could stop it. And actually I’m surprised you didn’t punch me lights out.” Niall rambled. “Why didn’t you?”

"Uh I uh.” She rambled trying to figure out a reason why she hadn’t reacted.

He gave her some time to gather her thoughts. She didn’t have an answer for him though. He had caught her off guard and she didn’t know what to do. The girl that they knew was starting to change.

"I just wanted to say it won’t happen again.” He said pulling her back in.

"What?” She said not catching what he said.

"It won’t happen again. I don’t need you hating me even more or comparin’ me to Keith.” He joked nodded to their friend who had just gone on the prowl.

"You’re much more fit than Keith.” She said watching Keith chat up a girl.

Niall’s face turned pink as he cleared his throat nervously.

"You don’t like me complimenting you, do you?” Georgina asked glancing at him.

"Just not used to it I guess.” He said.

She turned towards him, “We can go back to talking about plants if you want?”

Niall laughed softly. She started going on about some facts she knew about this flower she had learned about while reading a travel magazine. He appreciated her attempt to get things back to neutral territory.

He didn’t want to admit that by doing so it was only making him fall deeper for her. If this trip did anything, it was let him know that he needed to be with her every second of every day and that was scary.

He had a lot of work to do but she was worth it.

#1dff #cip #fergie and niall #niall horan fanfiction #one direction fan fiction

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survivorjohto · 8 years ago

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Ep. 12: “Everyone Takes Me As A Joke But Whatever” - Jordan M

G O D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! me: this tribal is gonna be easy peasy lemon squeezy! this tribal: rihanna winking dot gif. i literally HATE how this turned out, like a hero went is bottle popping worthy but like they way mitch went, he literally was choked about it and whew i feel so bad :/ poor kingt. ily mitchum! anyway so amidst the chaos of this tribal brian decided to snatch me and isaac and expose the fact that me and isaac have been playing the middle but i think me and isaac can make this work for us and hopefully elim another hero in the process i.e. brian. hes gonna campaign for me and isaac to go so we gotta put in WORK. the last thing we need is to have people think were running the game. also im shook @ duncan going off but like o well maybe itll help in gettin him elimed whew i just hope we can work it all out tomorrow morning

I just wanted the heroes to stick together. I guess that was too much to ask.

Cute I got shouldn't be in this game. I see you isaac and karen being little snakes for billy. Thats fine it'll come back and bite ya both. Me Duncan and Jordan Pines need to stay together and pull in drew and snatch one of billy's minions out. Also whoever has raikou kiss my ass ya aint cute. Honestly at this point i feel like everyone takes me as a joke but whatever. I feel i have played better than the last times i played pi i guess not but i damn sure am not going to sit down and let Billy karen or isaac win.

What the fuck just happened? Like seriously.... what happened? We were great. We were in the best position possible. And then in a matter of seconds Brian decided it was finally time to speak up and BLOWS THE FUCK UP ON EVERYONE. He threw me, Karen and Isaac under the bus. And then he still got what he wanted, which is Duncan staying in the game.

I WANT DUNCAN TO GO HOME. I love Duncan as a person, but he's made it too far and he doesn't have my best interests in mind. So I don't want him around anymore. But of course Brian is doing EXACTLY what I told him he was going to do and is like "oh well I can't vote for you or Duncan" so in other words he's being messy. Like IM YOUR FINAL TWO, not Duncan. So why are you going out of your way to appease him???

Karen and Isaac aren't with me either though. Like they are, but they aren't. Which is why I need Jordan Pines to go this round. I won immunity. He is vulnerable and has no other powers because I HAVE THE REST OF THEM. There's no point to keeping him in the game, but here we go with Brian being like "well Duncan wants to work with him" WELL I DONT GIVE A FUCK WHAT DUNCAN WANTS. Jordan wants ME gone. And Duncan will flip to the Villains LIKE IVE BEEN SAYING ALL SEASON HE WILL. If we take out Jordan this round, the heroes have majority. End of story. We can take out Isaac and Karen, and then Duncan, and then Means and it'll be me, Brian and drew in final three. That's all we need. Idk why no one else sees it this way. I know exactly how this should go, but no one else thinks like me. The rest of the people here are in this for themselves.

I just need to make it to final 6. Then I have Raikou and my idol to depend on. So after this round I need one more safe week. After final 5 I'll be able to make my way into the final three (assuming it's a final three jury of 9). But in order of any of this to work my way, Jordan Pines has to leave tonight.

I'm just glad I have immunity. Because right now I don't trust anyone besides Drew.

You would think I have a lot to say after the events of the past couple days but I don't. Ummm I have to say I love Mitch and Brian. I wish I could avenge Mitch's undeserved death in this game and I miss him every second. Fuck everyone left in this games besides Brian, they can all cheauxke. Ily everyone <3. But yeah, I'm just going to vote how I've been, stick to what I've been doing and see if playing straight up and honest can get me to the end even though it probably won't xoxo gossip gorl

I don't know what to fucking do. Everyone is lying to me. Or most at least. But for damn sure, no one wants me in their final three. And that's fine, they don't need to. But I truly hope that other people are higher on the pecking order than I am. I'm really fucking good at losing at 8th place. It's kind of my thing. Honestly, Brian being against Karen and Isaac is the best thing in the world for me, because it makes it a smaller chance that they'll vote against me this round. Hopefully Jordan isn't lying to me, hopefully Brian isn't lying to me, hopefully Isaac/Karen/Billy aren't lying to me. Even though I'm lying to at least one of them.

Jordan Pines is going to learn a very valuable lesson tonight I hope. He's tried to throw me under the bus with Drew to attempt to get Drew to flip and frankly I'd be impressed if it was more convincing truly. So basically what's happening now is that I've lowkey pitted both sides against each other and I hope I can remain out of the crossfire lol. The lesson Jordan Pines should learn: Don't fucking mess with a Southern Belle.

#toppercentagesurvivor

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aqua-cultured · 8 years ago

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I meant to do this earlier, but--! Oh, well. Do all the even numbers for that ask meme! 🙂

((i also meant to answer these earlier, so OOPS))

2. What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed?

well that was @prettyflyforabriguy and we’re dating so thats cute

4. Is your last name longer than six letters?

it is EXACTLY 6 letters (so technically no)

6. Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up?

this is odd phrasing, but i guess yeah? just didn’t time it right, but its ok!! its honestly probably better for our friendship that nothing happened

8. How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed?

well i lost track but i’m gonna go with a Lot (LDRs you take the opportunity when you can)

10. When is the last time you saw your sister?

oh jeez this is an awkward one

I have a vague memory that im not really sure if its real or something my 5-year-old mind made up, but i think i escaped from my dad and burst into the funeral room where my mom was, and i think she was holding her

12. Where did you sleep last night?

my own bed

14. If you could go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you?

id have woken up earlier last week so i wouldnt have missed my fuckin flight

16. Would you rather it be sunny or rainy?

i like a cool sunny of like 70 degrees (i love thunderstorms if im like, doing things with friends or a s/o or something, and its cozy, but i get depressed easily if alone)

18. Are you wearing jeans,sweatpants,or pajama pants?

lol lifes too short to be wearing pants

20. Does anyone like you?

well i sure hope my boyfriend does :p

22. Is the last person you kissed gay?

hella

(i mean, pan technically)

24. Have you ever considered getting a tattoo?

if they ever figure out how to do chromatophore tattoos, you bet your ass ill get over the pain and get an octopus on my shoulder

26. What breed was the last dog you saw?

oh fuck i dont remember, mutt most likely

28. Have you ever kissed a football player?

dont believe i have

30. Do you like text messaging?

yeah

32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?

I mean i’ve thought about it, but i think if im gonna get any non-ear piercings itll probably be snake bites

34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?

(ignoring the poor wording buttt) yeah, i have a lot of guy friends who are really important in my life, like jonny, ben, dalen, and special mention for brian

36. Are you a simple or complicated person?

i dont know if anyone can truly be called “simple” in that sense (so complicated i guess)

38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?

i’d say the majority of the time, if im actually apologizing im most likely being sincere about it (if im not i usually just dont end up apologizing)

40. What made you start liking the person you like now?

when brian and i started watching star together are we just casually flirted and hung out and it was really nice 😊

42. What is wrong with you right now?

i am perfect fek u

(no but really im p stressed atm because taxes and trump and also bleeding soyeah)

44. Does anyone disgust you?

our president, his vice, his cabinet, confederates,,,

46. Are you in a good mood right now?

yeh :) skyping the cutie

48. What color shirt are you wearing?

lifes too short to be wearing a shirt

((if you are wondering what i AM wearing, its underwear and a blanket wrapped on my shoulders))

50. Anyone you’re giving up on?

not at the moment?

52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?

????????????/ i dont knowwwwwwwww what this is asking enough to really answer

54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?

i mean i just want him to be safe about it, otherwise i really dont care/not for me to say/hes his own person

56. Do you like to cuddle?

FUCK YES I DO

58. Do you get along with girls?

i mean, girls are people, so i get along with certain girls more than others, because, ya know, thats how social interactions work

60. What do you carry with you at all times?

I usually have some kind of purse on me at all times, and more often than not my little pink pocket knife is in there

62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?

yes?? ((i mean i never go into a relationship hoping/planning on it to end)

64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?

mmmmmm, yeh

66. How old are the last three people you kissed?

21, 21, 23

68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?

really not a fan of animal prints at all so i cant really decide

70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?

i dont listen to enough of either to have a preference tbh

72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?

like february probably? sometime in this 2017

74. What color are the walls in your room?

Apartment Issued Beige

76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?

naw. tried reading it once, never really got into it

78. What are your initials?

MCL (or SCL if youre going by nickname)

80. Are you from the south?

well i was born in PA, but we moved to nc when i was like 1, so technically no but i do say peCAN instead of peCAHN and i sometimes get a southern accent going when im upset

82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?

I wouldnt say we’re on bad terms or anything, but not really no

84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?

i did gymnastics as a small one (if i had stuck with it id probably be pretty good, i have the right form for it)

86. Do you smoke?

nope

88. Is your phone touch screen?

yeah

90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?

no but last week i bought a plane ticket and went to new york without telling my parents about it, so that was an adrenaline rush for my overprotected ass

92. Have you ever made out in a car?

i mean i’ve kissed in a car, but i wouldnt say ive made out in one

not that i wouldnt be down for it tho

94. Are you single or in a relationship?

i am happily taken :D

96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?

january 1st probably

98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits?

i’ve had friends with cuddle benefits, but thats about the extent of it

100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?

yeah, several high school dildos whos page i go to whenever im feeling particularly masochistic

102. Name your favorite Kesha song:

timber is just so catchy... (though i only really like keshas parts in it)

104. Would you ever wear cowboy boots with shorts?

that would require me to wear cowboy boots (so no, though i will wear other boots with shorts)

#phew #theere we go #spitegoblin

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ktrsss1fics · 7 years ago

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Cheeseburger in Paradise: Three.

Her first four days in Aruba were spent lounging around the beach and drinking alcohol from carved out fruit.

To say it had already been a successful vacation would be an understatement.

After her breakup with Marcus, Georgina Ferguson had become a stereotypical workaholic. She spent too much time at the office. She put in too much effort into her work. And worst of all, she was paid too little for it all.

When she moved to LA, it just got worse.

Georgina was on the verge of wearing herself thin and only two people took notice.

One lived across the pond and the other was currently sat across from her sloppily eating a bowl of oatmeal.

“Horan, you know your bowl isn’t going anywhere.” She said dryly.

His baby blue eyes flicked up at her. His lips turned up into a mischievous grin. He reached over and wiped his mouth with the back of his hand. She rolled her eyes in disgust making him laugh.

“Thought they would’ve taught ya manners in Popstar 101.” Georgina teased.

Niall shook his head. “That’s not until the 300 level course.”

Georgina laughed before handing over a paper napkin. Niall took it graciously before cleaning up the mess he had made.

It was barely eight o'clock in the morning. Various types of breakfast were being consumed as the group decided what their plans were for the day.

The group consensus was swimming with sharks and Georgina was not having it.

“Fergie, why don’t you want to come?” Maggie asked grabbing a spoon from the drawer.

“Because I don’t want to die.” Georgina replied as if the answer was obvious.

“You’re more likely to get killed by a cow than a shark Fergs.” Keith mentioned between bites of his egg dish.

“I bet she’s probably on her lady business or summat.” David joked from the fridge.

“Can’t be attracting those beasts towards us then.” Jamie cackled causing all the women to roll their eyes.

“Are you sure you don’t want to come G?” Brittany asked sitting down beside her.

“Positive.” Georgina said. “Sorry”

“She doesn’t do live animals.” Niall spat mimicking her accent perfectly.

“Oh fuck off you.” She grumbled feeling her skin grow warm.

“What are you gonna do then?” Brittany asked putting pepper on her eggs.

“Stay around here. Maybe lounge by the pool. Read.” Georgina shrugged. “Nap.”

“Got me suncream and a novel. Alls I need is a pineapple of rum and m'set.” Niall said pretending to be her once more.

“Will you quit it!” She glared at him playfully.

“Or what?” He asked flirtatiously.

Before she could respond, Georgina was hit upside the head by her best friend. This only sent the boy in front of her into a fit of laughter.

She hated how much the sound of his laugh made her stomach flip.

She usually was good about hiding those types of things. She could push down her feelings and act like they didn’t exist. She could focus on other things, like work or finding the probability of a team winning the Champions League final. She could detach – especially when it came to Niall. However, after finding out how much effort he had put into getting her to Aruba, something inside her changed. Being mean seemed cruel.

Within the past few days, a switch was flipped. She was finding it more difficult to detach herself from the thought of him. He still was a pain the ass but there was something about him that was almost endearing.

Before she could get lost deeper in her own mind, Maggie’s voice rang in her ears. She looked up to find everyone looking at her. A slight blush crept across her face.

“What’s up?” Georgina asked sheepishly.

“Just want to confirm, you’re a no to the shark adventure?” Maggie asked.

“Correct.” Georgina nodded.

“Okay. We’ll be even then.” Maggie said grabbing her phone to see if she could book a reservation on the boat.

“What are we gonna do after?” Georgina asked looking around. “Like tonight?”

“Cook dinner and go out to the bars?” Jamie suggested.

“They’ve got a cool water show at the animal reserve near by.” Keith suggested next.

“We can stay here and drink again.” David said with a smile on his face.

“I’m sick of doing that.” Jamie sighed. “We need to experience the nightlife here.”

“I’m in.” Maggie said glancing up from her phone.

A few of the other couples agreed to join.

“I don’t want to spend a lot though.” David whined.

“We can pregame before and you’ll be fine.” Brittany said looking at her boyfriend.

“Ni?” Jamie asked.

“I’m in.” He said crossing his arms over his chest.

“Fergie?” Jamie asked turning towards her.

Georgina shrugged. “Me too I guess.”

“It’s settled then.” Jamie said getting up from the table. “I say we try to leave here in an hour, yeah?”

Most of the others started to clean up their messes before heading up to their room. Georgina sat quietly and finished up the food she had made. She looked up to find Niall still sitting across from her.

“Shouldn’t you be getting ready?” She asked taking a bite of her toast.

“You’re not done yet.” Niall shrugged.

“So?” Georgina asked confused.

“It’s rude to leave if someone’s still eating Fergie.” He sighed playfully.

Her skin grew warm as she tried to fight the way he made her feel.

“I didn’t think you’d want to come with us today. When Jamie brought it up last night, I knew you’d say no.” He said trying to change the subject.

“Wanna look at the flamingos at the beach? I’m in. Wanna see the dolphin show at that aquarium thing we saw? I’ll be there. Want to get into a tiny cage in the middle of the ocean and have man eating monsters come swim by you? That’s where I draw the line!” She exclaimed.

Niall laughed softly making her smile.

“I’m surprised you’re going.” Georgina said.

He furrowed his brow perplexed. “Why?”

“Don’t you hate confined spaces?” Georgina asked mid chew.

“Well yeah that’s true.” He said with a nod.

“Then why are you doing it?” She asked.

“For Davey. He said he’d buy me a pint if I went.” Niall said. He saw the confused look on his face so he continued to explain. “Britt’s scared of confined spaces too so we thought if she saw me go that it would help her do it.”

“Good luck with that one. You two can’t even get on the ferris wheel at California Adventure.” Georgina said.

“Hey! That shit is tiny.” Niall said defending their reason to avoid that ride. “I’m hoping this cage thing is a lot bigger.”

“Niall! That’s what’s you’re worried about?!” She asked in shock. “A fucking shark is going to be swimming at you!”

“I’ve dealt with worse.” He shrugged.

Georgina rolled her eyes. “Teenage girls don’t count.”

“When they come out in masses they do!” He shot back.

“I’ll be saying a prayer for you all.” Georgina said. “You lot are idiots.”

“Means a lot Fergie.” He joked throwing his used napkin at her.

She finished up her food and stood up to head to the sink. Niall grabbed her plate and stacked it beneath his own before heading to the fridge. She scanned the table and cleaned up the little messes everyone else left.

Once they were done, the pair headed down the hallway towards their rooms. When they reached her door, Niall stopped and cautiously placed an arm on her shoulder to get her attention. Georgina looked up at him.

“If I die today, you can have the chair that you always fall asleep in when you drink too much wine at my place.” Niall said with a smile.

Her eyes lit up at the lightheartedness in his voice.

“You can also have the shitty wine bottle opener you always leave behind because you don’t want it at your house.” He teased.

“It’s not shitty.” She narrowed her eyes at him. “You just don’t know how to use it.”

“I don’t drink wine so I don’t need one.” Niall said defending himself.

“Yeah but I do. And so does Britt. You should have one just for us.” She said with an innocent smile.

He shook his head trying to convince his body that it didn’t need to show how he was truly feeling.

“I’ll buy you a better one when we get back. I’ve had my eyes on a really sick electric one so you can have the nice one at my house.” She said making him laugh.

“I can get one if ya want.” Niall offered.

She reached out and poked him in the chest. “No. You aren’t the only one who makes money around here Horan.”

“You’re right.” He blushed.

“How long are you going to be shark bait for?” She asked changing the subject for him.

“Dunno. I imagine it’ll be a few hours.” He shrugged.

“Unless something goes wrong.” She joked.

Georgina nudged him playfully before grinning. “Then I’ll be one chair richer.”

Niall’s infectious laugh filled the hallway as they both retreated to their rooms to get ready for the day.

#1dff #cip #fergie and niall #niall horan fanfiction #one direction fan fiction

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