#itchy 1

[groggygrimalkin]

Motorcycle Itchy!! He seems like the type of get one and get bored of it really quick but also he's that one motorcycle rider on the highway who weaves through high speed traffic.

[ronaldohatepage]

idk why i put a watermark literally who would steal this

[itchy-nostrils]

CW: LOTS OF SPRAY, some unintentional mess too 🫢 - watch at your own risk ⚠️

Hopefully the next year of my life goes better than this attempt to sneeze away this dandelion 🙃😂

[avida-heidia-5]

“Itchy bum! Itchy bum!”

- Sebastian Vettel, 2013 Japanese GP

[lewishamiltonstuff]

An itchy nose is the worst thing ever. I get him.

[party0possum]

Chat the used brainrot is so bad i got excited when a girl at school was randomly singing my neck my back(bert sang it on stage once😭)

[bestanimal]

Round 1 - Phylum Nematoda

(Sources - 1, 2, 3, 4)

Nematoda is a diverse phylum of animals commonly called roundworms or eelworms. Most are free-living and feed on microorganisms, but some are parasitic.

Nematodes are very diverse, but usually appear as small, slender worms. The smallest are microscopic, while the largest free-living species can be up to 5 cm (2 in) long. Some parasitic species can be even longer, reaching up to 8.4 m (27.5 ft) in length! Nematode heads are radially symmetrical and, in many cases, have head-shields radiating outwards around the mouth. The mouth has either three or six lips, which often bear a series of teeth on their inner edges. They have a dense, circular nerve ring which serves as their brain. They are covered in sensory bristles that provide a sense of touch. There are two small pits on the head that likely serve as chemoreceptors. Some aquatic nematodes have eye-spots, but it is unknown if they are actually sensory. They have seperate male and female individuals, with females usually being larger than males, though some species are hermaphroditic. They reproduce sexually, and females have a glandular uterus. They lay eggs, though some species are ovoviviparous. Larvae of free-living nematodes look like smaller adults, though parasitic nematodes usually have more complex life cycles.

Nematodes are perhaps the most successful phylum on Earth. They have adapted to nearly every ecosystem: from marine to freshwater, from soils to trees, from tundra to rainforest, at the tops of mountains, in deserts, in oceanic trenches, and up to 3.6 km (12,000 ft) below the surface of the Earth. They represent 90% of all animals on the ocean floor, and 80% of all individual animals on Earth. They often exceed a million individuals per square meter. This ubiquitous nature means they play a role in every ecosystem, most crucially in polar ecosystems where life is otherwise scarce. Of the parasitic forms, about a third of genera occur as parasites of vertebrates, and about 35 nematode species occur in humans.

Propaganda under the cut:

Nematodes play an important role in the decomposition process, aiding in recycling nutrients.

There are approximately 60 billion nematodes per human inhabiting the Earth’s topsoil. Those are your government assigned topsoil nematodes. Do with them as you wish.

One soil-living nematode, Caenorhabditis elegans (see first image), has had its entire genome sequenced, the developmental fate of every cell determined, and every neuron mapped. They are considered a model organism: a non-human species that is extensively studied to understand particular biological phenomena.

While some species of nematode are detrimental to agriculture, other species are considered beneficial as they prey on agricultural pests. These species are bred commercially as biological pest control agents which can be used as a much safer, environmentally-friendly alternative to pesticides.

The largest known nematode, Placentonema gigantissima, can reach sizes of up to 8.4 m (27.5 ft) long and 2.5 cm wide. It has been found living as a parasite in the reproductive tract of a sperm whale.

As stated by nematologist Nathan Cobb:

“In short, if all the matter in the universe except the nematodes were swept away, our world would still be dimly recognizable, and if, as disembodied spirits, we could then investigate it, we should find its mountains, hills, vales, rivers, lakes, and oceans represented by a film of nematodes. The location of towns would be decipherable since, for every massing of human beings, there would be a corresponding massing of certain nematodes. Trees would still stand in ghostly rows representing our streets and highways. The location of the various plants and animals would still be decipherable, and, had we sufficient knowledge, in many cases even their species could be determined by an examination of their erstwhile nematode parasites.”

[totallytoby22]

itchy...tasty...one hour painting

[groggygrimalkin]

Itchy postit from work

[iknowwhereyousleepatnight]

actually no again. dying more now. dramatically. painfully. like blood all over the place and everyone pities me and says oh what a shame he died so young and they wipe their tears and lay flowers on my grave and never visit me and im so lonely but it's okay bc in the earth i am warm and the worms will never leave me. all because i looked at that damn clock and it said 2:41am which is a bad number and makes my prospects for tomorrow (today) look like shit. and my grave is lonely. man this sucks ass

[randomhomestucktournaments]

Homestuck character most likely to read Homestuck Round 1-10

[arsene-fixates]

eczema flare up aaaaughhhhh

[nature-played-a-trick-on-me]

Woolen clothes are genuinely so nice and warm... I was wearing a polyester knit yesterday and freezing my ass off and today it's even colder and I'm cosy as hell in my woolen jumper.

[vriskaserketdaily]

Is the sweater at least comfy on vriska?

M!AG: Can you guys like, ask me a8out my day or something? L8terally WHO gives a fuck a8out the stupid sweater it's just some magic anon 8ullshit.

[plushri-moved]

eczema flare 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[groggygrimalkin]

Drawing characters I love doing stuff I do at my job is fun-