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fuck that last fight against nightmare boooooo this shit is actually so stupid and evil and i don't like it >:(
#it's. eugh. it's. FUCK#i don't like it it's so bad i've done it like 10 times now#eughhhhhhhghhhnghn#dmc#dmc1#i still ahven't beaten it either.. sheeshhh#and i have to fight the stupid ice lizard things before a lot of the attempts too and half the time i can't dodge their jump thing because#i'm mid-combo so any indication of the wind-up to it can't actually be reacted to bc i'm busy getting hit or hitting#such that by the time the move is finished i literally can't get out of the way. often a roll isn't even enough range and they stand next t#each other so one roll's basically all i have time for anyway. sigh#whateverrr. this blows. this blows actual literal severe ass. ughhhhghh#dante. dante i believe in you i believe in us we can do this. but FUCK YOU NIGHTMARE YOU STUPID OOZE#arrrhghrhharzagraaaaa#sigh.. look the vulnerable points shouldn't only be available during 100% attacks in that area such that you take crazy damage if you#actually try to attack the part you have to attack before it goes away. and i've gotten so close ONLY FOR THE SECOND PHASE TO INITIATE AND#IMMEDIATELY KILL ME. BROOOOO WHAT ARE YOU DOINGG#look maybe i'm a pissbaby who's bad at video games but this pissbaby's got feelings#i should probably try a different weapon combo... sigh...#i did so bad on my alastor attempt that i've been using ifrit (i also like how fast the devil time is given the brevity of the weak spot's#appearances) but maybe sparda would be a better choice. but i like the devil trigger. i gotta listen to the song y'know. it's all about the#devil trigger babyy it's all about the devil time. and sparda's got nothing. maybe i should use that gun that looks like the goop#like. like is that a hint? idk i'd think if they were made of the same stuff it would be less effective#and i don't like that it seems to stunt your devil gauge. but if i'm using sparda anyway in for a penny in for a pound ig#whatever. rant over. i am. Calm (<- lying). so i'm gonna try again#and if i get mad again i'll do hw or something
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so ranchers huh
#sorry Im allergic to long posts but hehe uhh I wanted to post it all at once...#rancher duo#team ranchers#trafficshipping#tangotek#jimmy solidarity#double life#double life fanart#trafficblr#they are so soft and I have way too many ideas for art of them by virtue but Im gonna stop myself there#sorry if my human anatomy is awkward anywhere eugh#not terribly confident about my human art but we go all in baby#fuck it we ball as the kids say#in the way I imagine them Tango keeps his flames at bay when around people but does still walk around with his hair casually on fire#he just cant help it when Jimmy's an affectionate dog more than an avian though you know#tubby art
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i think i'm hilarious -- aka i made blood blossom danny au memes
all of these come from my DpxDC prompt "i am pushing the batdad agenda--" and it's corresponding additions in the reblogs ksdjlf.
i am. rotating them in my head. forever and always. personally i think there should be more batdad aus in dpxdc, their dynamic could be neat. :)
#THAT FIRST ONE TOOK ME A HOT MINUTE TO MAKE. i have never been more careful with a trackpad. imgflip doesnt have an undo button#i think its fucking hilarious#its a batdad au#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dpxdc#dpxdc crossover#dp x dc crossover#dp x dc#dc x dp#mmm i need to come up with a name for this au#found family ftw WHOOOO. i could just do a generic 'blood blossom au' tag but i want a specific one because i like being unique#eldest batkid danny au#chronically ill danny au#danny: im grateful he's helping me but im still kinda apprehensive...#battinson: vaults over a car to escape reporters. likes rock music. isn't fucking evil. punched a cop. actively looking for a cure#danny: ...huh. okay.#furiously pushing the batdad agenda for my own gain. just look at them guys. they're funny little guys.#unofficial witness protection to adoption pipeline.#bruce wayne accidental teen acquisition. save a teenager gain a son#its about the adventure of them going from strangers to friends to family :)#im bored of the bruce slander guys in the words of hermes from hadestown:#“[its] about someone who *tries”*#danny saw a funny man in a funny costume eat the side of a dumpster and has never related more with someone on a spiritual level#“brother eugh i feel that. oh heY WAIT HERO BUDDY?? SAME HAT??? SAME HAT?”#danny's been the only hero he's known since he was 13. on god he is leaping at this opportunity. like YES. PLEASE BE ANOTHER HERO#HELP ME GET AWAY FROM CERTIFIED CRAZY MAN. HELP. YOU'RE SCARY AND HIDING IN THE DARK. EVEN BETTER. HELP A BROTHER OUT HERE#blood blossom au#for the time being thats the name
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POV what Sun saw when moon yawned
Lineart by @chknbzkt coloring by me!
#he is so horrible I love him#their mouths are so fucked#sun doesn’t realize that he has the same mouth yet#he’s like eugh brother ur mouth is awful close that thing#he better not look too close in the mirror ppfpfptf#my art#luca au#sundrop#fnaf daycare attendant#moondrop#fnaf moon#mermaid au
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i went from purposefully filtering any omegaverse stuff to...thinking up scenarios about omegaverse steddie wtf these two have control of my brain ratatouille style and instead of cooking, they make me daydream and then write silly ideas about them all the time.
anyways season 3 au where getting tortured causes steve to present as an omega but it's like the worst timing ever! thank god recently presented alpha eddie munson is around to step in. make it omegaverse fated mates protective eddie... all the good shit.
i keep imagining eddie, a guy that would absolutely would run away from danger 99 percent of the time, fighting against interdimensional monsters and billy hargrove because um, no one is going to fucking touch steve because that is his omega.
and of course, the whole time steve can barely restrain himself from crawling all over eddie. steve has never wanted someone so badly... poor eddie's fighting his urges but ...he can smell steve, smell how much steve wants him.
the second everything settles down and steve is medically cleared, he carries him away and takes care of him, tends to his wounds, helps him clean up and feeds him. then of course, they make sweet love and never leave each other's side again basically.
#omegaverse steddie#omega steve harrington#alpha eddie munson#i'd just like to see steve get taken care of after he gets the shit beat out of him FOR ONCE#i am sure this is part of why i like omegaverse for them#so funny i was in the dang teen wolf fandom where every other fic was omegaverse insp with knotting and i was like NO NEVER EUGH#and then steddie comes in and is like surprise you like this now#i know exactly which twitter thread caught me#and then of course touched fully wrecked me and made me obsessed because its the fucking best omg#steddie
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Bit of a weird question, but what is your overall least favorite thing about MLP? 
Sparity.
#magicalgrimm#ask me#there’s a later season episode (post spike getting wings) that Tulli and I could not finish because it was so awful#where rarity’s feeling lonely without spike who’s grown up and moved on from his crush on her#so she gets extremely clingy and manipulatey to get this. teenage boy to pay attention and worship her again#and rarity gets visibly jealous of spike spending time with another teenage dragon girl#it’s extremely extremely creepy. by FAR rarity’s absolute worst rock bottom moment#actual textbook groomer behavior#and even worse the episode kinda shits on rarijack where rarity tried to replace spike with applejack in helping her#but aj fails and fucks things up and isn’t right for the job. so the episode implies spike is a better match with rarity than applejack#it’s just all sorts of wrong eugh.#sparity just sucks so bad I can’t believe a good chunk of bronies still ship them or consider them a viable ship#I’m fine with spike having a kid crush on rarity it happens with kids#but the more the writers just kept teasing and toying and baiting it. overstayed its welcome#especially because they have no chemistry. spike doesn’t have a reason for liking rarity other than “hot woman in her mid-20s’
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HAPPY WOMEN'S DAY!1! 💜
It's never too late to celebrate women 💜 love them in any way :]] 💐
(PRETEND THAT I POSTED THIS ON TIME I AM A DUMBASS AND I FORGOT TO POST AT THE SAME TIME EVERYWHERRE 🪦🪦🪦)
Im mad this is like the third time im wroting tjis 💔💔💔
#fnf#friday night funkin#friday night funkin fanart#fnf fanart#fnf gf#friday night funkin girlfriend#fnf girlfriend#fnf girlfriend mod#I added tons of cool tags before but im tired to write now so fuck off#b3 fnf#fnf soft mod#fnf d sides#fnf b side#fnf minus#fnf neo#fnf sour#fnf starcatcher#OK IM DONE CAUSE IM NOT WRITING ALL OF THEM AGAIN FOR THE THIRD TIME EUGH#BTW HI TUMBLR PEOPLE HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY#do you guys like the gf fnf? cause i do she so silly#if i get a dollar everytime I draw fnf i would be retired#epicexplosion#WAUGHH#guys im busy with artmod and im doing this helpm3#KurokkePostingLol
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im curious on ur opinions of armada starscream? or just starscream ever getting a "redemption" in general
I haven't watched Armada yet, but I absolutely love Starscream's redemption arc in idw.
The moment when Starscream goes out in public and loudly and honestly and clearly lists everything he's done and every crime he's guilty of? Oof that was strong and that was awesome.
And everything leading up to that? His gradual realization that he's his own biggest problem? And that in order to make things better around him, he has to change himself first? The way he tries to do the right thing with his old "evil" methods and gradually comes to the realization that you can't build a new house out of old moldy bricks? It's beautiful. I'm a big fan.
Starscream from Earth Spark, however...well...even if we pretend season two and three don't exist, I think his arc is still terribly underdeveloped. Is Starscream doing something good a new behavior for him or has he always been like this? I don't know, the show hasn't given me any basis for comparison. I don't know if he's gotten better, because I've never seen him be worse in the first place.
Something like that.
Little side note, If I could magically remake Earthspark I would make it about Dot, her husband and Twitch doing adventures with the Autobots and Decepticons. Cut out all other Terrans and Maltos. Give their screen time to Screamer and Megs and Tarantulas and Idk. Croft? Croft was so underdeveloped I kept forgetting she was even there.
Another side note. It was some time since I watched tfes and read Idw. I may be remembering some things a bit wrong
#megatron standing in court: eugh augh mmmm no Imma do something tricky to stop them from punishing me#Starscream standing in front of massive crowd during the election that could give him crazy amount of power: I'm guilty. I'm guilty#I'm guilty of the things you couldn't even think about and I'm not going to hide even the tiniest bit of it. I have done so much shady shit#but here I am standing in front the whole Cybertron so every mech knows who I really am and what have I done#Judge me punish me do whatever you think is right I will accept it#it's......such a strong fucking move for him and his whole character
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to everyone that agreed that he indeed has rabies
Silly art ! @taikeero-lecoredier
#not even wilford wants to fuck w that#eugh#HAHAH#ya boi kai speaks#ya boi kai draws#markiplier egos#markiplier#darkiplier#markiplier fandom#actor mark#wilford warfstache#warfstache#markiplier fanart#fanart#art
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am i the only one who imagines the ghouls quarters looks like this like they have a secret door backstage and everytime they finish a ritual they just teleport here and shit
#the band ghost#i’m so unwell rn#my fucking dirty mind#ALL PICS R FROM PINTEREST#nameless ghouls#ghost bc#the band ghost hc#hcs#an idea for backgrounds next time eugh#the ghost band
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the terror a novel by dan simmons is. Bad. but i do think it was worth reading personally to experience the goodsir medical malpractice extended director's cut, peglar being gay and homophobic while gossiping with bridgens about mr hickey, and every time crozier described fitzjames like he was in a call someone a faggot without actually calling them a faggot competition
#🐉#why are you as a man so obsessed with that mans lisp 🤨#also the carnivale chapter. that rocked.#the terror#like i cannot emphasize enough that overall it fucking sucks#because it honestly feels like the author is delighted every time he gets an opportunity to break out the period typical bigotry#not to mention the attitude towards women in general... eugh#but the unintentionally funny moments and occasional snapshots of good writing buried in there do exist unfortunately
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lost steam on this one, i think im definitely going to go back to more a cell-shading style for the future
#every time i try a more rendered style i get really burnt out eugh#my favourite part of the process is sketching and lineart and colour is kind of an afterthought but with this kind of style you gotta focus#on colour more and i just cannot#nics art#bdoubleo100#building with bdoubleo#bdoubleo100 fanart#in other news i fucking love bdubs' builds
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Thinking about possessive Chigiri. Anyone would get scarily protective if they lost their dream. He lost his career and his passion over a simple injury. People avoided him because of how closed off he got and he refused to let others get near.
When you saw him again after his injury he didn't look at you once. Only giving you one word answers and nods. You understood how much it destroyed him but it was still hard to see the effects.
But then he started avoiding everybody. Holding himself up in his room and attempting to rot into the earth. Oftentimes his sister would end up calling you in tears because of his refusal to take care of himself.
So it's no wonder you began heading over to their house more to try and help him. It was still Chigiri. The boy that you had found yourself enamored with even before he got crazy good at football.
Albeit, it was not easy taking care of him with his mood swings and injury. Often you and him found yourselves frustrated with each other because of that lack of communication and progress. Regardless, you two worked through it because what was the point of a relationship if you couldn't help each other when you needed each other?
It was around the time he finally started healing, his stitches finally disappearing and finally going from a wheelchair to crutches did you begin seeing that change. How he would follow you everywhere if you were together, always close to you. How he would begin messaging and calling you if you disappeared on him or were talking with someone else (and while this did annoy you, you found it oddly adorable). He even began messaging you at all hours of the day even if he had nothing to say.
You weren't one to reject such affection and took it in stride but you'd be lying if you said it didn't worry you on his sudden switch up. Perhaps it's because he finally has energy to put into his relationship now but that thought only puts a pit in your stomach. Because what if he finds something else? You aren't willing to stay if you were only a replacement for something.
However what you learned right before he went off to Blue Lock was in fact the complete opposite. That only after he got injured did he realize how much he genuinely cared for you. Couldn't stop thinking about you. How he would sit with his phone in his hand wanting to call you even though he could barely move a muscle.
How more often than not he found himself dreaming of you. Wanting you. Waking up in a cold sweat upon realizing you weren't there. How as the days grew longer the more he realized that he needed you next to him always.
His injury most certainly messed him up but it also made him realize many things about himself that he wouldn't give up for the world.
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"Where are you going?"
You glance back at him, "Groceries, remember? I'm still helping your mom and sister, idiot," You stick your tongue out at him, getting another blanket to put under his leg as he sits on the couch.
His once neutral face turns into a small frown as he sets his head down upon the couch. He sighs, briefly fluttering his eyes and you immediately can tell he's doing it on purpose. Prick.
"Do you need an ice pack?" You chuckle as he crosses his arms and blows a piece of hair out of his face.
He rolls his eyes, "I'm not a baby."
"you're kind of acting like one right now," You raise your eyebrows as he immediately turns to you.
He groans, "You've gotten so much bolder since you've had to take care of me."
You smile, "No, you just never noticed."
He opens his mouth to say something but quickly shuts it again. His brows furrow and his fists tighten.
"Sorry," you smile, "Anyways, do you want an ice pack?"
"No, I want you," He says lowly, almost coming out as a growl.
You blink, "I'm right here, aren't I?"
He extends his arms, "How much clearer do I have to get, idiot?"
You let out a little chortle as you set down the blanket, walking over to him as he quickly goes to knock you down over him.
You squeak as you fall atop of him, his arms going to wrap around you like a vice as his head goes into your neck and nuzzles.
"Are you trying to hurt your knee again," you say incredulously, "Don't knock me over like that," You laugh as you thread your fingers through his hair. It's softer than you last remember.
He hums into your neck as his hold tightens around you. You slowly relax into his hold as you realize he doesn't plan on releasing you anytime soon.
"You okay?" You ask quietly, your voice barely above a whisper as your breath brushes against his ear. You feel him shiver against you and it makes your heart swell.
"Yeah," he glances up at you with a heavy expression and your face flushes.
This idiot.
#blue lock#chigiri hyoma#bllk#bllk chigiri#chigiri#hyoma chigiri#blue lock chigiri#blue lock season 2#chigiri hyoma x reader#and if i said that chigiri is not some uwu femboy but infact so absorbed in his self hatred and self sabotaging that he put his energy#into other outlets such as his looks and is infact only taken as feminine because of his strong emotions and looks what then?#i feel like people simply card him off as the pretty boy when he is easily the most emotional of the cast and has shown#to get intensely angry and competetive when shown things related to his past injury#like maybe it's because im a lesbian and he is my favorite character that I think about him like this#but he is so fascinating and the way kaneshiro writes his more feminine looking characters is a little. eugh#and it shows so much with characters like Chigiri Bachira or even Ness#how they are carded off as duos of Kunigami Isagi and Kaiser#when they are their own characters with their own autonomy#anyways. chigiri would 100% watch Bridgerton and see Anthony and go#is this fucking show about me
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I do enjoy a lot of deranged Durge nonsense but honestly the most depraved fantasy I have for Durge and Astarion is just how much I think they cuddle.
The way I see it, they probably just get cosy and make out all night for like… most of the game. Sure they probably also legit lick blood off each other at some point and at least one of them is literally turned on by murder but these are two people who have not had full control of themselves or their bodies in a very, very long time. Durge still doesn’t and won’t until the story is almost over. And when they’re not stabbing and shit-stirring and whatnot-ing, I firmly believe they are having the most sickening, tooth-achingly sweet moments full of the most respectful of caresses and probably keeping it above the belt. Maybe some butt squeezes. But you know. PG-13 shit.
So I don’t really care about or think about Durgestarion fucking nasty and being wild and filthy. One day when they’re ready I’m sure they’ll have insane degenerate sex again (you can’t tell me they’re not both freaks at heart) and I love that for them but like. I don’t see it during the game timeline and it’s not as interesting character-wise to me. I genuinely think they’re both mostly focused on figuring out how to get comfortable being present in their bodies and learning how to trust themselves and each other and how to experience pleasure for their own sakes… for maybe the first time ever.
I’m more interested in Durge not really knowing what to do at all and maybe finding out Astarion has really sensitive ears and nibbling on his earlobe just to hear him make a happy little noise — surprised at how much he likes making someone moan in pleasure instead of pain for once.
Or Astarion figuring out just the right spot to kiss on Durge’s neck so he gasps in delight, and how he likes that even better than just feeding on him straight away.
Both of them, on the receiving end of something sensual and gentle and lovely for once and getting to enjoy it without being punished for it or pushed for more. Getting to experience the simple safety of just holding and being held and knowing you’re treasured for you and no one is going to make you do anything you don’t want to ever again, and your partner is happy to help you figure out what you do want when you’re ready.
And that’s it. That’s my kink. It’s actually just fucked up people accepting each other completely and showing each other the soft kindness they never got from anyone else and accidentally healing along the way.
Then they can go on being happy little freaks forever, amen.
#get loved losers#it’s so sappy and lame I know#I even disgust myself with this filth#fucking cuddling eugh#bg3 durge#bg3#astarion ancunin#bg3 meta#baldurs gate 3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 dark urge#durgestarion#astarion#dark urge#durge#durge x astarion#astarion x durge#astarionology
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late night were-woowoo doodles
#trigun#trigun stampede#vash the stampede#nicholas d. wolfwood#vashwood#werewolf au#andr0art#more like early morning it was 5 am#i need to stop pulling allnighters eugh#anyway!#nick is a fucking unit#and uses the punisher like a blunt force trauma weapon#his fingers are too thick to fit into the skull trigger slots :(#unless he uses his claws ig
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11/09/2024 - Rookie Faceoff Media Availability || Smith - Celebrini - Mukhamadullin - Burke - Musty
smiley baby sharks!
[ID: Gifset of several San Jose Sharks prospects during media availability. All of them are in Sharks themed athletic leisurewear and caps, and are caught either laughing or smiling. Top to bottom: Will Smith, Macklin Celebrini, Shakir Mukhamadullin, Nolan Burke, Quentin Musty. /. End ID]
#the musty gif really killed me but its the ONLY time hes sillygoofy in that wholeeeee availability. like hes SO serious for the rest of it#so now my gif flow is vaguely broken by the fucking musty graphic... eugh....#WHERES YOUR JOY MUSTY. COME ON#quentin musty#macklin celebrini#shakir mukhamadullin#nolan burke#will smith#will smith hockey#san jose sharks#puck!gif#p!gif:sharks#nhl gifs#nhledit#hockeyedit
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