#it's very them :)

[flyingbroommate]

Sketched these two and their new outfits🐺🦇

[jonathanbyersphd]

First date: kidnapped in a secret government facility

Second date: blackmailing said government facility also hanky panky in a conspiracy theorist bunker

Third date: family exorcism

Fourth date: the movies or something idk

[bitchfitch]

writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.

[andisupreme]

At the company retreat, one extremely drunk girl asked what my pronouns were. (Eventually, it took her a while to word the question.) After the whole conversation was done, she goes- "YEAHHH GURL, Get on with--with THY bad self! See what I did?? They/them/thy."

I was almost holding back tears from trying not to laugh as I told her yes that's great you nailed it honey. Thank you very much I am feeling the love.

Anyway I've been assigned Thee/Thine at Supportive Drunk Girl

[luvvsbian]

not a day goes by that i do not think about the sims 3’s disgusting moodlet icons

[atissi]

locked the fuck back in

[fipindustries]

i almost never do vent art, much less post it but man, i have been feeling bummed out recently

[fuckyeahchinesefashion]

Just in case you've never seen a monkey run …… （a monkey in qianling mountain黔灵山 in china)

[agoodflyting]

David Tennant pissing off the Prime Minister bc he told government officials to stfu over their anti-trans bigotry and Michael Sheen literally poisoning himself investigating corporations dumping toxic chemicals in underprivileged areas is NOT the energy I expected from 2024 but oh man am I here for it.

[inkedberries]

after patrolling, unwinding in a diner somewhere ...

throw the man a bone batman geez

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[multishipperofgaydeadwizards]

yes!!! omg, absolutely!!

"Your boyfriend is evil!" "Your boyfriend is cruel and horrifying!" Well, he's a joy to me. Maybe it's a you problem.

[velvetcloak]

The Olympics but high fashion by Wisdom Kaye

[darlingofdots]

my parents are on holiday in their mobile home

they're expected back this upcoming weekend

I just spent ten days in my childhood home to keep an eye on things

I have hidden 100 small yellow ducks all over the house

I am very excited for my parents to be back

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The math just adds up!