#it's too long

[intertche]

gonna start posting my metaphor screenshots as an archive actually

(strohl edition)

enjoy i suppose

[ranbling]

Tim Nash might be dead but my beef with him is not

[bobfloydsbabe]

I'm getting a haircut tomorrow!!!

I usually get a blunt bob with the same length all around, but I'm thinking I might try some face framing this time around. We'll see if I dare lol.

[itsjaywalkers]

all the violence that i swore you could have back

happy (belated) valentine's day <3

[clarascuro]

Think I'm gonna trim my hair tonight

[tesco-finest-aromantics]

tfw you're having your gender dysphoria assessment so you can get hormones and the psychiatrist asks if you're self-medicating T because your voice is already deep

[kanade-yoisaki-official-archived]

about my um. neck

doctor said it wasn't anything too serious? i just put too much strain on it because of how i was.. seated at the computer.

if i'm careful and let it rest, it should recover nicely

[anime-scarves]

It's time for more GBVSR! I'm picking things up quicker than I expected to but I have a feeling B is going to be a brick wall for a bit.

[fazcinatingblog]

Sophia said the budget for the week is $38k (most ridiculous target she's ever come up with) and I did that and she didn't mention if she was pleased with it or will she just continue giving me ridiculous targets every week like $40k then $50k then $103k and then if ever I don't meet her dumbass target, I get fired that's it, it's that easy

[ottobasso]

[leclerdelune]

How's there still 10 laps left?

[lakanakana]

war never changes

[yumenikkii]

just another average day in gravity falls

[screampotato]

I'm talented at both art/writing and engineering, but I also have anxiety and depression and am hopelessly disorganised. So I'm a Mary Sue with a manufactured set of flaws and a Relatable Mental Illness (TM). I also have an ambiguous set of sexuality microlabels apparently chosen for their pretty flags - I'm a demisexual demiromantic, and possibly bisexual but I can't really tell (lots of scope there for imaginative shipping). Even worse, there was no mention of bisexuality in my story arc until after I got an undercut, so that's frankly unbelievable and the author needs to try harder. They're obviously just cashing in on trends.

Mind you, I'm rather fat, and I never heard of a fat Mary Sue, but there's a first time for everything in this woke world.

Posting this makes me actually wonder if I am in fact real or just a poorly-written fanfic character. In which case, can I please beg the author to take their meds and write a few cheerful chapters?

Reblog and put why dudebros would call you ‘forced diversity’ and ‘totally unrealistic’ if you were a fictional character in the tags

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Expertise can't help you here.