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The cats' new litterbox came in a huge box and they are so happy. With the box.

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MICKEY MEETS FC BAYERN (PART 1/4)

for the entire houston clownery experience click here

psa: excuse my face and the pic qualities. up until this happened i haven’t really taken pictures of myself (less than 10 in the past two years for family and work purposes and NEVER selfies) and when you meet people you’ve only seen on TV in a very unexpected circumstance, then don’t expect your brain and motor functions to work 100%.

okay. i posted part 1 of this a few days ago but i’m gonna redo it again to flush out the details. before i start, know that i arrived in houston wednesday afternoon. my original flight back home was scheduled sunday after the game (i booked my flight and lodgings months before like a good binch) but since bayern clowned again and announced the full detailed schedule really late, and put ALL the major fan stuff on SUNDAY, i grudgingly rebooked and extended one more day. how much that one extra day cost me will haunt me for a while but hey, it was more than worth it! of course, i didn’t know it would work out like that at first...

the hotel reception was around 6:30-7 pm on friday so we went there a few hours earlier to get good spots. met up with The Niko Thirst Gang (big shoutout to @screamingoranges, @saquonbrkley, and @simplyirenic! it was great meeting y’all hope we could do it again sometime) and waited patiently in the houston heat and humidity outside the hotel. finally the team bus arrived and got my shirt signed by boa, fiete, benji, leon, and thomas! made a post about it here and i also have the full reception video if y’all wanna see!

but being the greedy thirsty binch that i am, i wasn’t satisfied at all. thiago and niko weren’t there. the coaching staff were the first to go down and hansi flick, dr. broich, and even Witch Doctor™ müller-wohlfahrt were there, but NOT niko. after the bus left and all the other entourage cars were off, i was about to rage outside the hotel bc i was really banking on seeing niko that day and taking a pic with him there (my blood pressure had been raging for 4 hours and then to be let down just like t h a t...). apparently he and thiago went straight to nrg stadium from the airport for a press conference. and guess what? NRG STADIUM WAS JUST DOWN THE ROAD FROM MY PLACE 💀💀💀

anyway, come saturday and it was game day! i was so pumped since my seat was five rows behind the bayern bench! y’all know what that means: unlimited firsthand access to peak drama!!! i also had this huge ass sign asking for niko’s bottle sdhfsdjfh. the game was great (bc we beat madridies and it was just really exciting all the way) and i saw stuff that we normally don’t get from TV (e.g. ALL the angry niko antics, leon changing into his kit on the bench, etc.) at one point niko finally looked at my direction while drinking from his bottle and i’m pretty sure he saw my sign but he just kept on drinking sultrily from that goddamn bottle sjadhksfksdfdk i hate him!!!!!!!

after the game i was feeling pretty let down and desperate bc i know sunday was the team’s last full day in houston and i didn’t want my extension to be for nothing. the practice session and paulaner bbq were invite-only events (ugh) and the mall meet-and-greets won’t have niko or everyone else in them. so i set my alarm, went to bed, and decided to try my luck by randomly going to the hotel again to see if i can get something. i had no idea if it was gonna work or not. it was a shot in the freaking dark.

sunday morning. 8:30 am. i went out armed with a sharpie, my cardboarded jersey, a pack of gum, and two bottles of water.

my uber drove me to the hotel entrance and i even got the whole five star welcome sjdhfsjdfbjkds

hotel staff: ”hi! welcome to the post oak hotel!”

me: “oh lmao i’m not actually a customer i’m just here to see if the team’s still here. have they left for practice yet?”

hotel staff: “oh no problem at all. they’re still here they just finished breakfast i think”

me: “oh cool i’ll just wait here then”

hotel staff and some guy in a bayern audi fcb tour polo shirt: “it’s so hot here, though. don’t you want to wait inside?”

me:

me: “............i can do that? am i allowed in?”

bayern guy: *shrugs* yeah sure. i’ve seen you around before anyway (nice guy talk for: i know ur stalking them lmao)

just like that.

i’m in. i made it.

u n s u p e r v i s e d. totally no barriers whatsoever. with full blast A/C too!

cue happy lil me, relieved to be out of the houston heat, entering the hotel and chilling in their nice plushy seats. (if y’all have cash to burn, it looks like a real good hotel too if you get to houston sometime). i kept on looking over my shoulder bc i still can’t believe they just let me in like t h a t. i tried to make myself look as harmless and innocent as possible and saw some of the training staff milling around and chatting in german (for a moment i thought i was back in munich it was so surreal). at some point, a very sleepy and very casual javi martinez in slides came up to the reception and i nearly passed out. he looked over at me and i waved and said hi and raised my shirt (signal if he wants to sign). he shook his head no and gestured to reception and i was like “oh sure no problem!” (i was trying not to freak out even if i was sad ok)

i’ve been trying to kill time by screaming here on tumblr until about 10-15 minutes later i heard the huge ass team bus pull up out front. a few moments after that, it all started.

i saw the kitmen carrying stuff to the bus and greeted them “guten morgen!” they were so cheery lmao (idk if it’s bc they just had breakfast or bc i greeted them in german). then i saw dr. broich and hansi flick come out in their training gear (both looking hella tanned sfnsjfjsdfn) and greeted them both again. dr. broich waved, said hi, and went straight to the bus but i was able to flag hansi down for an autograph. in my excitement (he was my first catch of the day!) i forgot to ask for a pic ugh but oh well

me: “thanks hansi! and welcome to bayern!”

hansi: *handing me back my shirt and trying (and failing) to put my sharpie back in its cap* “oh, thanks so much!”

after hansi went on his merry way, i saw dieter nickles (the press conference guy) and asked him for a picture and autograph too.

me: “hi dieter! can i please have a photo and an autograph?”

dieter: “are you sure? i’m not a player...”

me: “haha i know but if it’s all the same to you...”

he seemed pretty chuffed that i knew him and happily signed and took pictures (score #2!)

that was it for a while (they were the early birds) until giovane elber himself came out. i freaked (i love him) and tried to keep my voice from shaking when i asked him for the standard photo and autograph. in my haste, the first was pretty blurry and against the light but giovane, angel that he is, was like “oh no that’s bad. let’s try again” and maneuvered me to another angle. success! i luff u, giovane ;__;

then The Voice of the Allianz Arena himself came out. i semi-shouted “stephan!” and startled him that he nearly dropped his coffee snbfsdbfsdfsb. while he was signing my shirt, i asked him if he could give me a lil soundbite and HE DID! he sounds exactly the same as he does on TV during games omfg

the younglings started to come out too. i missed a few of them because they went out in a group so i was only able to flag down sarpreet and ron. oh well! they cute af! go bayern babies! grow up and save us from clownery!!!!!!

(ignore the pen in my mouth i was multitasking lmao)

after that, the ground started to shake (just kidding) bc Big Uncle Nik was there! after i got his autograph (a very simple N.S. lmaooo) , we tried to take a picture. i say “tried,” because i’m 5′3 (and 1/2....on a good day) and he’s built like a fuckin skyscraper. in the end, since he was so nice and realized it was hopeless, he bent down to my level so we could both fit in the frame sdhfbsdjfsbdfjd COME ON SÜLEEEEE

then Pure Angel Baby Fiete came out! i already got his autograph and had a pic with him in the hotel reception, but hey, one more can’t hurt! lemme tell y’all: he looks like an angel, and IS an angel. he’s always so game for photos and even said thank you after we took the pic and i’m like “um???? no, thank YOU!!!” he laughed and i cried lmaooo

also, javi finally showed up again. i raised my pen and phone and he was like “oh sure! yeah!” my brain was fried from Beautiful Athlete Overload that i forgot NOT to take a pic from that cursed angle. javi looked like he was in a hurry though so i didn’t even try to ask for a better pic. oh well, at least here he looks like he came down from heaven (he really looked like he did huehue)

(tumblr has this stupid 10 photo per post limit thing so stay tuned for more pics in part 2!)

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There’s nothing like becoming a grandmother, something Kris Jenner always wanted. Now, she’s getting her wishes. Kourtney, Kim, Rob and Kylie have already entered the world of parenthood, with Khloe right behind. There’s no stopping these reality TV stars and successful entrepreneurs. Now, we fans find ourselves keeping up with the Kardashian cousins.

Rob Shares a Sweet Kardashian Cousin Moment

Ever seen two little cousins hug? It’s one of the cutest, most endearing things you’ve ever seen. And, apparently, Rob Kardashian thought the same thing when he tweeted a pic of these two Kardashian cousins giving each other Saturday snuggles.

awwww GOOD Morning ? cousin love ? North & Dream ?? pic.twitter.com/afU6n1PwFs

— ROBERT KARDASHIAN (@robkardashian) February 10, 2018

Isn’t that so adorable? I’m sure Rob’s 7.5 million Twitter followers thought so too. Check out his daughter Dream Kardashian hugging big cousin North West endearingly around the waist. North is the daughter and old child of Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West.

These two Kardashian cousins are just as cute as they can be, with North chilling in robe and fuzzy slippers on a Saturday morning. You can tell Dream loves her big cousin to death, as she looks up to you wearing a tiny pink tutu.

Rob Dotes on His Baby Girl Dream

In a follow-up tweet, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians son added another photo featuring himself enjoying father-daughter time with his baby girl, Dream. These days, Rob is the Arthur George sock designer, and rarely takes to Twitter unless he’s being a proud dad… like when she learned to say, “Hi, Dad.”

Rob Kardashian pictured with daughter, Dream as his family throw a 1st birthday party for her. Image Source: 224 Hits

Rob says he “literally can’t get enough” of his precious daughter. Last year, fans watched him go through many ups and downs with ex-girlfriend and mother of Dream, Blac Chyna. Today, the maturing dad openly admits that he’s never felt happiness or love like he does as a father.

Kris Jenner’s only son says Dream makes him so happy, adding:

“She is the best and I love her so much and I thank God every day for her cuz she is the best and she is my best friend.”

Kylie Jenner Announces Motherhood with Pride

Just nine days earlier, the world was semi-shocked to learn that Kylie had just given birth to a baby girl. She and rapper Travis Scott, who’s real name is Jacques Webster, named their new little bundle of joy Stormi Webster.

Baby Stormi was born on February 1, 2018 at 4:43 PM at Cedars-Sinai. So, far, Kylie, Kim, Kourtney and Rob’s kids were all born at this hospital for the stars. Stormi weighed in at 8 pounds, 9 ounces.

Kylie shows off her baby bump in this skin tight black dress. Image Source: Hollywood Life

Kylie made it a point to stay out of the public eye during the last months of her pregnancy. She wanted to keep the pregnancy a secret from fans, for obvious reasons. TMZ caught up with her in late January. But, the stylish Kardashian was wearing a baggy black sweatshirt. So, her celebrity baby bump couldn’t be confirmed.

After she announced the birth of her first-born child, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star apologized to her fans for keeping them in the dark about the pregnancy.

Keep watching until the end to get a glimpse of the very first digital images of Kylie Jenner’s baby. What a beautiful, precious addition to the brute of Kardashian cousins.

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A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Feb 4, 2018 at 12:27pm PST

Video: Whatever Your Name Is Going to Be, This Is How I Found Out About You

Keeping Up with the Kardashian Cousins: What a moving video.

Kylie’s baby shower was filled with love and support as she celebrated the upcoming birth of baby Stormi. Along with her family and friends, Kylie dedicated this video to her unborn child, whose name hadn’t been announced yet:

thank you @wttyler for putting this together. here’s a little glimpse of the last 9 months. the link is in my bio ??

A post shared by Kylie (@kyliejenner) on Feb 4, 2018 at 12:29pm PST

Kim Kardashian Welcomes Baby #3 via Surrogate

Just 2 ½ weeks earlier, one of the world’s most famous celebrity couples, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian West, welcomed their third child into the world. Born on January 15, 2018, via and unnamed surrogate, the new little Kardashian cousin is a true blessing for the couple.

Close up picture of Kanye and Kim’s 3rd child, Chicago West. Image Source: TMZ

Kim confirmed the surrogate was pregnant with her and Kanye’s daughter on Keeping Up with the Kardashians. According to reports, Kimye chose to use a surrogate after learning that Kim could bleed to death if she chose to carry another child.

When the baby was born, the proud mommy of three announced it on her website:

“She’s here! We’re so in love.”

She continued:

“Kanye and I are happy to announce the arrival of our healthy, beautiful baby girl.”

Kim and Kanye Name Baby #3

When baby girl West was three days old, Kim finally announced her name on her app. The bundle of joy, who weighed 7 pounds, 6 ounces at birth, is named Chicago West. But, the baby’s nickname won’t be “Chi,” as you might think.

Auntie Kylie Jenner doting over her new niece, Chicago West, Kim & Kanye’s 3rd child. Image Source: Harpers Bazaar

Kim took to Twitter to explain exactly how the short version, or nickname, of Chicago West will be spelled:

“And to everyone who thinks it’s literally pronounced as CHI. No. It’s ‘Shy’”

We can easily assume that baby #3 was named after daddy’s home city, which he represents in his music with pride. However, Kimye say the name is actually a tribute to West’s late mother, Donda, who raised him in Chi-town as a single mother.

Kimye’s Three Children

Keeping up with the Kardashian cousins is getting more and more interesting as all the reality TV stars help fulfill Kris Jenner’s grandmotherly dreams. To date, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West now have three beautiful kids:

North West (Daughter) – Born June 15, 2013

Saint West (Son) – Born December 5, 2015

Chicago West (Daughter) – Born January 15, 2018

Kimye with North and Saint. Image Source: NY Daily News

Khloe Kardashian Finally Makes Pregnancy Announcement Fans Have Been Dying to Hear

Fans of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians show and Khloe in particular, have been hoping for the reality TV star to get pregnant ever since she was still married to Lamar Odom. But, it just never happened… until now.

Khloe Kardashian recently confirmed that she is indeed pregnant with Tristan Thompson’s baby. Unlike her baby sister, Khloe, it’s no secret either. The 33-year-old cutie proudly went on Snapchat and showed off her celebrity baby bump as her boo Tristan held her from behind in one of the sweetest pregnancy pic ever.

Khloe Kardashian shows off her celebrity baby bump on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’ Image Source: NY Daily News

Her snap caption read:

“My greatest dream realized! We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along.

He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can’t believe that our love created life!”

Khloe Gives Thanks to Tristan

Khloe Kardashian gave thanks to her Cleveland Cavaliers boyfriend for loving her so and treating her like a queen. Apparently, he knows what it takes to make a pregnant woman feel beautiful.

Keeping Up with the Kardashian Cousins: Khloe Kardashian and Kylie Jenner Matching Baby Bumps. Image Source: E Online

She also thanked Tristan for making her a “MOMMY!!!,” calling the experience magical.

Although quite open about her pregnancy now, Khloe did keep it under wraps in the beginning. She told fans that the couple simply wanted to enjoy the special moment between themselves, their families and close friends for as long as possible.

Khloe’s Due Date & Baby Names

On February 6, the reality TV star took to Instagram to show off her growing celebrity baby bump, revealing that she was 29 weeks pregnant. When you calculate it, her due date seems to be somewhere around April 2, 2018.

Khloe wrote in her Instagram caption:

“Baby mama KoKo! 29 Weeks and counting” as she cradled her stomach.”

My greatest dream realized! We are having a baby! I had been waiting and wondering but God had a plan all along. He knew what He was doing. I simply had to trust in Him and be patient. I still at times can’t believe that our love created life! Tristan, thank you for loving me the way that you do! Thank you for treating me like a Queen! Thank you for making me feel beautiful at all stages! Tristan, most of all, Thank you for making me a MOMMY!!! You have made this experience even more magical than I could have envisioned! I will never forget how wonderful you’ve been to me during this time! Thank you for making me so happy my love! Thank you to everyone for the love and positive vibes! I know we’ve been keeping this quiet but we wanted to enjoy this between our family and close friends as long as we could privately. To enjoy our first precious moments just us Thank you all for understanding. I am so thankful, excited, nervous, eager, overjoyed and scared all in one! But it’s the best bundle of feelings I’ve ever felt in my life!

A post shared by Khloé (@khloekardashian) on Dec 20, 2017 at 2:41pm PST

What will Khloe Kardashian name her baby? Well, we can all assume the name will start with a “K” of course, just like her momanager Kris Jenner and her famous sisters. But, who knows, considering the other Kardashian cousins don’t have famous “K” names.

Last month, a Hollywood Life source revealed that the 34-year old mom-to-be is definitely not naming her baby in tradition of the “K” clan. Instead, there are rumors that she may name the baby Andrea or Andy, after Tristan’s mother.

Kourtney Kardashian Takes on Single Parenthood

From the beginning, Khloe Kardashian has been a doting mom to her three kids by ex-boyfriend Scott Disick. These days, she lives life as a single parent, after ending their relationship of 10 years in July 2015.

Kourtney Kardashian with her three kids. Image Source: Frost Snow

Kourtney and Scott’s first child is their son Mason Dash Disick who was born on December 14, 2009. Next came their second child, a daughter named Penelope Scotland Disick, born July 8, 2012. And, just months before the famous celebrity breakup, she gave birth to their last child, Reign Aston Disick, who was born on December 14, 2014.

Throughout the reign of the Keeping Up with the Kardashians franchise, Kourtney has always been the “serious” one. Yet, she does have her ridiculously cute moments which we get to see on the show and her Instagram page. But, overall, she’s the dedicated mother who started the Kardashians cousins clan.

Single motherhood seems to suit Kourtney Kardashian just fine. Image Source: Cafe Mom

Kris Jenner on Keeping Up with the Kardashian Cousins

It’s no surprise that Kris Jenner is overjoyed about her kids having children. She now has eight grandchildren, with one on the way. And, she’s loving every minute of it.

In an interview with Entertainment Tonight, Kris said that it can be a bit overwhelming having so many grandkids, but she truly loves having such blessings in her life.

Kris Jenner with three of her grandchildren, Kardashian Cousins Penelope (Kourtney), Mason (Kourtney) and North (Kim). Image Source: Daily Braille

Momanager Kris gave her daughter Kylie some motherly advice about being a new mom:

“…enjoy every second of the first few weeks.”

When asked how she feels about her babies having babies, Kris Jenner said:

“When your babies have babies it’s magic. “It’s the best. The kids bring such joy and it makes everything worth it.”

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