#it's the best

[monstersinthecosmos]

@kaelio 's tags 😳

corruption kink where the corrupting influence is "getting what you actually want" because I think that ruins and unmakes people in a really radical scary way and opens you up to some powerful forces that will have their way with you like it or not

[utilitycaster]

Travis: I'm playing a journalist and he is extremely competent and has seen battle

Taliesin: I'm playing a journalist and he is the fanciest indoor cat who ever lived

[mandimagic]

Epic's Spirited Away Lesson About Food

So I just realized that Epic: The Musical has a secret lesson that Spirited Away also taught: NEVER eat the first available food source you see right away because you might get divine punishment.

Polites was the first to point out the sheep and food in the cave on the island and eagerly called it food for them "to keep", which ended up being a naive choice because that ended up being the cyclops' pet sheep and as a result, Polites and at least 15 of Odysseus' men were killed.

Odysseus' men made a somewhat foolish and desperate choice by accepting food (without question) from Circe, a strange woman in an obviously magical palace, and they were turned into pigs just like in Spirited Away. I'm pretty sure that Spirited Away's inspiration came from The Odyssey given that it was Yubaba (a witch like Circe) who did that.

Recently, Eurylachus made the most foolish decision yet to kill the sacred cattle of Helios, something Odysseus warned him about and they paid the price via Zeus' wrath, leaving only Odysseus alive.

So in short... this musical, aside from being a truly incredible project of some of the best music I've heard, also teaches the lesson that you should never eat food you see right away.

[harundraws]

more curiouscat - art requests, this time for a "JEALOUS TAI PLEASSEE" 🤭 tai might be a married woman but i think she's applying the wilderness marriage rules here

[acerikus]

Organic blind playthroughs of undertale untainted by backseating are one of the most magical things to come out of it tbh. Yesssss, you go and kill that monster bc you don't know the mechanics yet. Wooooo, you're excited that you levelled up hell yeah! Awesome, you're shocked and devastated that you killed Toriel after she was so nice and didn't know a way around it.

The joy on people's faces when they redo the game later for pacifist is so so good. So many interactions they didn't see! So many different ways things could've gone - but in a positive way! Neutral is such an awesome introduction to undertale if you started with neutral we shall have a summer wedding

[violetjedisylveon]

Shadowplay (but wholesome)

I wonder what story he's telling 🤔

Hehehehe

Chao-Xing, the lil kiddo in Wukong's lap, was told a very different version of that story, because no way in hell were they letting her know about their extremely messy history (this will bite them in the ass so very hard later)

Here's the version she was told:

The Hero and the Warrior were like the Sun and the Moon. Their light, a protective glow, shining upon the world. Together, there was nothing that could stop the two of them. Either in the Celestial Realms or on Earth. As time went on, the Hero attained power beyond comprehension. As the Hero's light grew, so too did his shadow. And soon, the Warrior's light was eclipsed and he was cast in that shadow. In the darkness, the Warrior was forgotten. Left on his own, the Warrior searched deep within himself for answers to his abandonment. Through his journey, he began to cultivate his own power, similar yet distinct from the Hero's. The Warrior, once the shadow forgotten by the world, began to glow brighter than the shadows, bright enough to be remembered, bright enough to be found. The Hero had never truly forgotten his beloved Warrior. With the Warrior's newfound light, the Hero embarked on a great Journey to find the Warrior. When the Hero and the Warrior reunited, the entire universe was witness to their combined light. From that light, the Hero and the Warrior made something truly special, a Star whose light would one day rival both the Sun and the Moon. The Hero and the Warrior raised the little Star and eagerly waited for the day when the Star would shine unrivaled.

This is another animatic frame, part of, you don't get to see depressed monkey to the right, cause I made a mistake I needa fix

Cracked Family AU Masterpost

[v7lgar]

evan recording an audio of him and regulus fucking (sends it to james and barty after just to be petty)

jarty happened after both jegulus and rosekiller but they ended up getting together so evan and reg is angry at them and they just don't care abt the consuquences anymore. one night of drinking alone and they ended up making out, bcuz they never did this and how? why they never did this? they're a bit tipsy and evan now gets why both barty and james was so into reg bcuz he is pretty as fuck and did you see those legs? that perky ass? it would bruise if u kiss a bit. and reg is all over evan, sucking him good and spitting all his saliva onto evan's cock and being such a good boy and evan gets the idea of recording and reg agrees right on the spot. he deep throats him and gags on it a bit and evan is grabbing him by the chin, shakes his face slowly and slaps his cheek a bit harder and regulus smiles and kisses the tip of his cock before sucking it like a lolipop. they fuck around until evan actually starts fucking regulus and they're so familiar w each others bodies it's actually insane. reg's legs on evan's shoulders and he is lazily jerking himself as evan's cock fills his hole rapidly each time faster than the other and they're still recording and regulus doesn't even think of this as a revenge at that point. he surely is gonna continue fucking evan if it's gonna feel this good and they make sure to compare james and barty while doing it and they're kissing so passionately u would think they were trying to not fuck for so long and than they gave in but no. it wasn't even on their minds until this night but they're so happy that they get to do this and then everything is over, they're laying on the bed while watching the ceiling and evan hits the send button and they fuck again while they watch the video of them fucking and barty and james bombarding their phones but too bad they're busy w fucking for another round

[completeoveranalysis]

While rereading your liveblogs, I have discovered more things that would’ve foreshadowed Acid Tokyo being past Clow

Specifically that the book in the old language Clow used to have supposedly talked about vampires (cough cough)

(Another person sent a submission about this page as well - thank you both of you!)

I love so many things about this detail. It's ABSURD that they put this in here with such a tiny focus and then never addressed it again BUT YES THIS BOOK IS ABSOLUTELY written in modern Japanese, which would be "ancient" to the people of Clow.

BUT ALSO? THE AUDACITY OF THIS?

At the time you first read this scene, it is just "an old book that is about vampires".

But with hindsight, if this book is written in the time of Acid Tokyo, then it is more than likely actually talking about Subaru and Kamui. So Seishirou is here, looking for tales about vampires to try and find Subaru, and reading about BASED ON Subaru when he was IN THIS ACTUAL WORLD.

Meaning Seishirou WAS IN THE RIGHT PLACE just several hundred/thousand years too late.

WHICH IS EVEN FUNNIER considering Kamui and Subaru wanted to leave Acid Tokyo as soon as they could because they knew Seishirou would find that world eventually. TURNS OUT THEY WERE RIGHT, BUT THEY DIDN'T ACTUALLY NEED TO RUSH AFTER ALL.

[piratefishmama]

i think the thing i love most in media is when someone says ABSOLUTELY NOT WE'RE NOT DOING THIS THING

and then it cuts to them doing the thing.

[sanriobbygirl]

I love getting pretty just to get high 💗💗

[pianokantzart]

Mario punching ppl who dare question how much he loves his brother (before they even finish the sentence)

Actually, judging by the dinner conversation he had with his dad, I think comments questioning how much he loves his brother would be more likely to cause him to shut down than incite him to fight.

Mario takes personal attacks with a fair amount of dignity. He gets mad whenever he's challenged or insulted, but he's not going to throw the first punch.

Now, if someone starts questioning Luigi?... That might be a different story.

[me-beef]

fell’s design is rlly cool! what kind of story do u see urself telling w her?

It’ll be a fantasy adventure and mystery series!

I tried to give as much context as I could for the story without this getting too terribly long (I failed) but I sprinkled in some sketches to make reading the post a little more enjoyable lol

it’s all based on a homebrew pathfinder game that me wife @astrmastr ran for our group of buddies. She’s been HUGE in helping me develop the story, so it’s her baby too.

It’s set in ZahKol- a world where the remains of large, powerful beings known as titans make up the landscape. The magic in the world comes from their once immeasurable forms deteriorating in the earth for eons.

The plants, animals, and people that live off the land above a titan are usually imbued with remnants of its magic over time (<- explanation for where all the magical races come from- think dwarves, orcs, bugbears, all the flavors of elves/tieflings, anything we want to make up, whatever)

Felise “Fell” Feiffer is a college student at the largest school and library in the known world- Aton’s Academy for the Advancement of Adventuring Arts (or, AAAAA. You don’t have to scream the abbreviation necessarily- not if you don’t want to. But Arbiter Archibald highly encourages it. He does it, anyways. Every single time. To everyone’s reluctant, but accepting anticipation).

The Academy includes The Mages College- an institution dedicated to the study, research, and practice of the arcane arts.

At the time the main story takes place, Fell has become a certified mage (think, high school graduate- “congratulations, we think you’re competent enough to take care of yourself out there” certification), and is working on achieving her first higher rank at the college.

Typically, you achieve ranks in the college through noteworthy accomplishments- like making a significant contribution of research to the school, leading a beneficial community service project, etc.

Fell has spent all her time researching primal magic- a theoretical source of magic derived from pure titan essence.

More than anything, she wants to prove that a theory her father had ten years ago was correct- that The Winged Isles, an ancient civilization of bird-people known as the featherfolk, really still could exist out there.

and just maybe… using this, she could solve her father’s mysterious disappearance from ten years ago…

Does she dare hope that if she can find the isles...

...she can find her father?

congratulations!! you got to the end of my wordy story summary!! your reward is: yuri!

(Avis is the Windheart- Fell grew up listening to her father talk about his theories on featherfolk society, so Avis is kinda the equivalent of Fell meeting the princess from her childhood fairytales)

I was all over the place with this, so thanks for bearing with me! If anything was too vague, or any specific details intrigue you, I can… yknow 😏 go further in depth 😏 if u leave me a reply or send me an ask 😏😏

[mischievousspooks]

[sunnyaliceart]

In a DnD campaign where I'm basically dragonborn Cabanela and Jowd is a firbolg

My character is Vanella Lockhart, a dragonborn rogue that runs his own detective agency and is trying to solve the mystery of missing items on the island our party lives on.

The firbolg is his partner who settled on the name "Cocoa." Together, they're Vanilla & Chocolate

[mono-socke]

Day 13: Broadway SQUIP

all broadway outfits + one from off-broadway because I can