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day 22: “there is something deeply wrong with you” ♡
(prompt list for femslashfeb)
#minifemslashfeb2023#danganronpa#angiruma#irunaga#irumangie#miu iruma#angie yonaga#jaboticaba: iruma miu#starfruit: angie yonaga#I LOVEEE WHEN FAKE MEAN GIRLS FALL IN LOVE#IT'S SOOOO FUNNY#THEY'RE SO VILE AND PETTY#'girl omg!!! i love you!!!' (said with malice)#competitive angie/miu has always gotten to me#I love when they're cute too but I have to embrace my truth#and my truth is that they're funny as hell when they hate each other#you know how angie falls in love with people who yell at her#yeah? yeah#she's the love of her life. she hates her guts. they're gfs. they're enemies#I love these two
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in case any of you wanted to see it
#IT'S SOOOO FUNNY#I've been making a point to avoid spoilers all year so I'm going into this completely blind. I hope he's irredeemable and sucks
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Okay last detroit become human characters as textposts for now
#dbh#Dbh characters as textposts#dbh memes#dbh connor#dbh north#dbh hank#dbh gavin#dbh markus#dbh simon#simarkus#Dad hank#I can totally hear Hank saying that shit in the last one lmao#also that screenshot I took of Gavin that's the face he's making the entire time Connor is interrogating Shaolin Being (Ortiz's android)#like Jesus fucking Christ dude calm the fuck down could you stop being so goddamn obvious#he wants Connor's attention so bad and Connor couldn't care less about him lmaoooo#it's soooo funny
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every time someone complains about a show clearly not being filmed in the place it's set, I get the strongest desire to find the screenshot from Dawson's Creek where Joey is talking about being in Massachusetts whilst standing in front of a plaque that CLEARLY and VISIBLY says N. Carolina on it
#she's literally planning a trip out of capeside m.a#it's soooo funny#like besties. I have eyes. I can see. they are not where they claim to be#the weirdest thing about Dawson's Creek (well. not WEIRDEST but close)#is that it is set in M.A but NOTHING about the show indicates that#it was filmed in North Carolina. none of the actors are even trying to do the right accent. they make up some bullshit about Rhode Island#that. is geographically impossible#like. they're not even trying they're really not
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I think the funniest thing is seeing a number and then having the number repeated in parentheses
Ik its prob an accessibility thingy, and that's sick don't get me wrong I'm all for that, but something about seeing "4 (four)" cracks me up
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i love how the universal experience of people that didn’t get into lana during the lizzy grant - born to die era was “i heard this beautiful song and asked a random passerby who it was and i couldn’t believe it was from that random woman i thought only made awful dogshit music”
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eagerly awaiting the reveal of what political science 101 concept is she going to stop the plot to teach middle schoolers about. we got bread and circuses we got the extended work on thomas hobbes my money is on haymitch starting this book as an objectivist and having to unlearn that in the face of true struggle
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starting a collection. pierre talking to natasha in war and peace
#it’s soooo funny i don’t know……#he’s like really not that old like the age gap between them can’t be more than like ten years max he just talks like he’s on his deathbed#samael speaks
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EVERY TIME I PUT ON HYPMIC MUSIC I FORGET THE TOBARI BROTHERS GOT A SONG AND THEN IT COMES ON AND I SCREAM
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she's singing in another room and my dog is asleep at my feet. my grandma asked me why i haven't found a man yet and i laughed. oh, you know. i like my house clean.
my girlfriend is also my man is also "my partner" if i'm in a professional setting. yesterday we went to a ren faire and a man mimed at me - you're together? and at my delighted nod, his baffled, you're gay? made me laugh. a woman with rainbow hair said i love the two of you together. you're both so beautiful it's absurd.
my dad introduced my partner as my "..... friend. or whatever" the other day. he knows we're dating. in the same way, i was never able to get my sister's husband to stop saying that's gay like it's 2008. he still uses the word fa***t, and my sister's defense of him has always been well, he's just kidding.
my lover and i dance to old music in a tiny kitchen. we judge new music together and take food critique very seriously. we watch love is blind before we fall asleep and agree that if they had a queer season, it would be bloody but also make for excellent tv. of fucking course queer people would know someone for only 2 weeks and agree to get married. what are you saying.
at a bar with friends, a man puts his hand on my wrist. got a boyfriend? and yes, i do have a boyfriend, she's amazing. i am texting her while i wander around a gas station named after geese. i am visiting a swing state for a wedding. in the candy aisle i overhear: she's actually like a lesbian it's disgusting. two teenage girls with packaged sandwiches in their hands, giggling. no literally, like. i'm not, like. okay with her being there while we're all, like, naked and changing.
my girlfriend and i tailgate, drink gin and cider out of cups. from the frat group beside us, a man corrects himself with one of his friends: bro, i mean, nonbinary entity, and it makes everyone around him laugh, myself included. he razzes his friend the same way i would have killed for at 19 years old - like nothing happened, he continues: you apply sunscreen like an alien. he does a little sassy (and fairly accurate) dance interpretation of the motion. his friend is laughing so hard they're crying.
i am lucky, i live in a safe neighborhood in a safe state. my masc passenger princess comes up from DC. i drive her for an hour to where all the leaves are a violent arrangement of color. we walk along the trails, letting autumn into our blood. in this part of the state, there's a lot of pickup trucks and trump signs. when we chastely kiss before getting into the car, i accidentally make eye contact with a woman holding her child's wrist. she looks disgusted. she looks fucking pissed.
two hours later my girl and i are eating dinner on a patio, soaking in the last warmth of new england sun before the chill of winter sets in. we are giggling and trying to talk through plastic vampire teeth. at another table, i see a young woman sit up straighter. i watch her watch us. she blushes and takes her partner's hand from across the table. shy, like the taste of evening has just become something deeper.
it's worth it for this moment, i think. my lover is still humming the same song she's been singing for four days straight and i don't want to kill her for it. her guitar is beside my bed. her toothbrush is in my bathroom. in a few moments i will make us lunch. we are lucky enough to have found each other. it is lucky enough to be in love.
#writeblr#wlw#i often think about like.....#being happy in a gay relationship is sometimes so odd#bc u can forget how stupid ppl are.#bc ur so USED to being gay. and u forget other people GENUINELY ARE homophobic#so it's like. girl pardon?????#but also there are moments where it's like. ohhh the kids are alright#like watching someone razz someone else.... so fucking wholesome#“lemme get this bitche's pronouns before i make gentle fun of them” .... i would have KILLED for that.#THAT is how u know ur accepted#not just tolerated#..... when ppl are like. sure ur nonbinary congrats but WHAT is this fucking sunscreen application#ps idk if "razz'' is a real word but someone asked what it means -#i've always heard it as being a term for 'gentle & friendly teasing'' which like#i personally notice more from my guy friends but is like - when a person isn't#LIKE ACTUALLY teasing u (it's nothing personal/mean) they're just laughing w/you about something#my friends often put on a little voice and call me an anemic little bitch#like 'ooooo the anemic little bitch is cold??? does she need a mouse blanket#bc she's SOOOO SMALL AND ANEMIC???''#and it doesn't hurt my feelings (it makes me laugh very hard) bc 1. i actually called MYSELF that first#and 2. i'm not sensitive about it!!!#a proper razz is when you are ALSO in on the joke - i ALSO think it's funny#for some people i personally find that when they razz u it's when they love u -#they've noticed something genuine about u and love u enough that u know they're not being mean#this is cultural and personality based of course but i'm hispanic#if someone isn't making fun of me it means they hate me . obviously.
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i recently ripped a giant hole in the ass/crotch of my Friday the 13th shorts located such that it almost looks purposeful, like assless underwear
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Happy Amok Time Day, friendly reminder that Theodore Sturgeon, the writer of the episode, is credited with the first positive portrayal of homosexuality in science fiction with his short story The World Well Lost (1953), 14 years before Amok Time aired. Which could mean nothing.
#please read it tho it’s online and it’s soooo good#heartbreaking.#devastating.#but incredible#and a very quick read too#it’s also funny because like. the characters are very similar to Kirk and Spock just like less likeable versions#which again. could mean nothing.#anyhow I think it adds a very neat layer to amok time#star trek#spirk#tos#amok time#the world well lost#theodore sturgeon#sci fi
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98 lovemail doodles >_<
#trigun#meryl stryfe#milly thompson#nicholas d wolfwood#i was able to convince my friend to start 98 after we got back from AX HAHA and so i wanted to doodle the gang again ^_^#it's so funny how i always draw trimax ww super grumpy but then my 98ww is always such a goofy goober BAHAHA#trimax ww is still pookie to me tho dont get it twisted!!! ^_^#but yeah it's fun to decide how i want to differentiate between the different versions of ww#also i love 98 meryl so much she is so let me speak to the manager core (heart eyes)#and the color palette for vash i referenced from the lost july episode bc I LOVE IT SOOOO MUCH THE COLORS IN THE PLANT STATION SCENES#idk what it is abt it but it tickles my brain. so pretty T__T#man im fr that type of artist who is posting different versions of the same drawings on different platforms LOL#but yall on tumblr and ig get it better imo hehe. when i post on twitter im like fucket whatever#i usually dont post on tumblr/ig until a day or two later so by then i make a couple of changes/finish stuff/color stuff#so here u go enjoy the colored versions of these doodles HAHA
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more robstar art but now ft. some batfam!! This doesn't even scratch the surface of doodles i'll be posting...still mostly robstar but now I got other plans involving the batfam hehe
#robstar#batfam#dc#dc comics#dick grayson#koriand'r#dickory#jason todd#damian wayne#bruce wayne#uhhh#sorry for flooding/long post#punnifulart#if y'all got fun ideas that go along with them lmk and i might draw it bc this has been fun#also my starfire is still the tt03 version because i think her personality would be soooo funny with the batfam
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psych is my favorite adaptation of sherlock holmes because every episode is like holmes and watson are on the case! And Also Holmes's Dad Is Here Too
#its like. so funny#especially in early seasons when shawn and gus feel so Young#like theyre in their late twenties but when henry is in the room they feel like teenaged boys#its soooo funny and so charming#phil.txt#psych#sherlock holmes
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genie: so, you have three wishes-
me: i want everyone in the world to be able to size shift between two inches tall and fifteen feet tall, at will, in a totally safe manner, EXCEPT for my ex and anyone within a 100 meter radius of them. everyone they see or meet will be the exact same height as them.
genie: that’s…. specific.
me: they’re into size. imagine knowing g/t is now real and exists, and you will NEVER get to experience it firsthand. i cannot think of a worse fate for any size fan.
genie: ….y’know what, fuck yeah. let’s do this
me: YAY. so for my second wish, i’m thinking bigass sword
genie: NICE
#g/t#which ex is this about? i’ll never tell#i genuinely feel like ive moved on but sometimes i think of some funny shit like this and i have to post it#so pls dont think im hung up on anyone. im just a comedian who capitalizes on life experiences#anyways. god i want a sword. i want one so bad#i want a replica of inigo montoyas blade SOOOO BAD
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