#it's so nice to not deal with idiots

[egginfroggin]

Hmmmm.

Yet another meme redraw for you all this fine day

It hasn't been officiated by Nintendo yet, but frankly, I do subscribe to the theory that DMK corrupted Sectonia via the mirror; I also think that Taranza has every right to knock him out cold for it

Tell me, which bin do you think DMK belongs in, recycling or trash?

Also I did the perspective after one in the morning on this, don't mind how skrungled DMK is

Also if anyone knows the meme this is based off of and can give me its name or a link to it, please do so if you wouldn't mind, I couldn't find it and had to do this all from memory

Have a good day, everyone ^^

(Program: Krita; time: about 3 hours [same time half the effort as the last one. huh])

[rochenn]

oooh tell us about the Witch Hunt AU!!!

!!! 17TH CENTURY ASAJJ ALERT !!! YESSSS

Oughhhh this AU is my beloathed baby. I am SO IN LOVE with the idea but the setting is a major headache. Anyone looking to create a historical Star Wars AU is faced with a conundrum: do you vaguely map the gffa onto your chosen historical setting, turning planets and systems into cities and counties and inventing a few religions and cultures while you're at it, or do you go full history major and slam your dick on the table and say NO. THIS IS SET IN THE REAL WORLD WITH REAL HISTORY FACTS. PAIN AND SUFFERING. CITATIONS IN THE AUTHOR'S NOTE.

But be that as it may! We're here for some good old Asajj and Dooku bonding time. It's so difficult to write anything wholesome yet adventurous about them in the canonverse, so what if Asajj were to be accused of witchcraft and took refuge in the castle of a local Count?

Just. Man. Asajj being turned away from every town and village for looking odd and doing odd things and possibly other crimes, only to be taken in and secretly harbored by the county's ruler. She wasn't free before, and she isn't free in the castle either, but she's safe. For now! Because Dooku isn't immune to accusations of witchcraft himself! And there's a whole town to deal with!

Sadly there are no snippets yet bc I'm still waffling about what path to take with the setting but yeah this one is one of my favorites <3

[squarebracketsmileyface]

Jay not being able to make up his mind on whether he wants Alex to be nice to him or whether he wants to antagonize him into hitting him hard, is making this chapter and absolute rollercoaster to write.

[sweetbumblebea]

Is avenging your family worth giving up part of your humanity for power and strength? I don't know, how about we ask Magistrate Vagabond lol

[tswwwit]

I would love, even if its just its just brief summaries, to know the different thoughts going through bills head throughout the last smut. (mainly when he got the text and when dipper starts just blurting out thoughts and ideas bc i think those moments would be fun to see)

Imagine you're having the shittiest day at work. You're gritting your teeth and hanging onto it by your fingernails, knowing that eventually dealing with this absolutely idiotic, waffling, overstuffed, condescending dipshit of a client will be done with, you'll charge him out the nose for your services - which will probably be, like a hundred dollars, the way this is going! What bullshit. At least afterwards, you can collapse onto the bed and complain to your spouse about it. Which you have been doing, actually, waiting for a decent excuse to bail or check out early.

Then you get a text. And it's your partner saying they got you a brand new console, your favorite pizza - Oh! And a million bucks in untraceable cash - but you might have to kick your shitty client in the nuts so hard his eyes pop out. Does that sound... okay? No pressure or anything.

The reason Bill was a minute later than expected is because even he needed a moment. It was the sheer whiplash from going from Shit to Fucking Amazing.

[livwritesstuff]

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[carcarrot]

how much money will i spend for one (1) pair of pants

[asterdeer]

video called "pirate shirt tutorial that actually makes sense" with a thumbnail clickbaitingly copying bernadette banner's style, which does the exact same thing as bernadette banner's video but more confusingly and without a diagram in the video itself, also failing to understand that bernadette banner's channel is primarily a history channel and not a sewing tutorial channel so telling people they don't have to hand-sew the pirate shirt or they don't have to thread-pull is unnecessary because bernadette banner literally said "do this however you want, i just do it this way because it's how i learn about historical dress practices" in her own video. couldn't ask for better youtube entertainment

[szczylpierdolony]

life is falling through my fingers more that usually

[mainfaggot]

guys i think I found something that makes me want to kill myself LESS oh my god

[lwoorl]

I'll say it: "Oh all AI artists do is write a stupid description and immediately get an image with no effort, there's no art in that" is the new "Digital painting doesn't count as art because it takes no effort"

[stargazeraldroth]

How am I supposed to go from being ridiculed and judged for asking for help with my assignments/lessons in primary school to casually asking for help in college?? Am I supposed to act like my teachers and classmates didn’t screw me up in the head or

[guinevereslancelot]

why is my friend getting married on a tuesday

[vagueiish]

i think that it's gonna be oli's canon that he and asta did meet before the events of the game. like, briefly. and very shortly before, mere days

and, yeah, asta did try to seduce the guy and bring him back to cazador. but oli's hella insecure + he's demi. so like not really interested (yet) (i mean, come on, he wants to know how he could be into someone only five minutes after meeting) + he's almost willfully oblivious to flirting (and also thanks some timely intervention from a family friend! what luck!!!) so he's safe. barely.

mostly i want this big, dumb interaction where asta tries to be seductive and oli's like ????? the whole time. something along the lines of:

oli, trying to make polite conversation while waiting out the rain: so, uh... what's your name? astarion: whatever you want it to be, darling~ oli, not exactly unused to being flirted with but isn't exactly super used to it and doesn't want to make assumptions: is... is that elven, or...?

[vamptastic]

Um one thing Abt college in florida is that everyone has been telling me nooooo you don't need to leave the state every college in florida is a liberal haven and nobody will care and Uh turns out they do care a fair amount and its mostly the same environment as high school bc im an engineering major and engineering dudes are fucking awful

[arielmagicesi]

hey, do you want to lose money AND your will to live all for the opportunity to make very little money doing a job that everyone warns you will sap you of your will to live? try applying for teacher certification oh my GOD