#it's probably like smash bros or something idk

[astutior]

❛  oh, just so you know, i don't ever lose this game.  ❜

@jxwz | dialogue starters.

Well now, that sounds an awful lot like a challenge. Competition isn't usually Armin's cup of tea, but that's likely to change when games are involved. Long afternoons spent at the kitchen table with his grandfather have left him with a knack for cards and board games. As for video games, it's no secret to anyone that Armin spends the majority of his free time absorbed in all kinds of adventures that take place on his computer or television screen.

"Is that so?" He settles himself on the floor beside Porco, taking up the second controller from the coffee table. A bit of competition actually sounds like fun. More so than whatever other nonsense is taking place at this party. He really should stop allowing his friends to coerce him into coming to these things. Then again, if Porco's claims ring true, he might enjoy himself for once.

"Can't say I've ever had much of a losing streak myself." The home screen loads in and Armin waits for Porco to bring them to the character selection. It's an older game, and Armin hasn't played in quite a while. Regardless, he still feels fairly confident in his abilities. "I guess we'll have to see if you can change that."

[mabaris]

that stupid comicbook.com article and also fan response in general to the companion romance situation annoys me so bad for the sole reason that everyone acts like the only people in the game are the pc and playable companions

[kenzlie]

just one more? c.s

𝗒𝗈𝗎 were a 𝖻𝗋𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌, 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖾𝗑𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝖺 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇..

𝐖𝐀𝐑𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒: SMUTT, oral (male receiving), degrade kink, praise kink, inappropriate language, p n v, unprotected sex, hair pulling, slapping, probably more idk i’m ℱ𝓇ℯ𝒶𝓀𝓎..

A/N: This is like my 1st post on tumblr, btw this is short bc the first time i wrote it, it got deleted, anyways if you do not like what i write and say, you can leave!! (it’s free) anyways enjoy 😈.

Orange = chris speaking, pink = fem speaking

i was sitting on the couch watching a movie, i was waiting for my boyfriend chris to get back from dropping matt and nick off at a sleepover

me and chris have a good relationship we understand each other very well and get along good, well sometimes just not always, anytime we have sex it’s gentle sex and always protected

the movie ended a few minutes ago and i’m scrolling on my phone, i hear the front door knob rattle before being opened “i’m back baby” “hi chris” i say while putting me phone away and smiling at him as he sets his stuff down and plops next to me on the couch “sorry i took so long, matt and nick got hungry so we stopped to get them food” “don’t be sorry baby, wanna make some brownies?” “yeah sure”

we’re standing in the kitchen mixing the batter, well i was, chris was just standing and watching “are you gonna help or just stand there?” i say with a bit of a attitude “you can do it” “no come help chris” i say annoyed, he ignores me “oh so now you can’t hear?” “i can hear perfect but you wanted to make them” “i thought you’d be a good boyfriend and help, i mean come on it’s common sense chris.” “i’m okay you got it” i groan at his annoying comment

i was pouring the batter into the pan making sure it was just perfect and right “let me lick the spoon” chris says trying to grab it from my hand, i pull my hand back “no, you should’ve helped” i say licking the spoon while keeping eye contact, teasing him by the minute

i had put the brownies in the oven to cook about 15 minutes ago, they’d be done it 5 to 10 minutes, me and chris were sitting on the couch looking at our phones, chris wasn’t speaking to me over the spoon thing, typical childish chris

“your a brat do you know that?” he says breaking the silence “excuse me?” i say knowing i have but chris never minded it “you heard me, you’ve been a fucking brat.” “so? your point is?” “my point is you should your attitude before i fix it for you.” “ok bud..” i knew then i had got under his skin, he HATED when i called him bud,buddy,bro or any sort of name like that, he gives me a death stare and was about to say something before the oven timer went off, i get up walking over to the kitchen,i turn off the oven before bending down with my oven mits, grabbing the pan and placing it on the counter, i turn around about to go grab a knife to cut the brownies, but instead i turn around to chris death staring me "can i help you chris?" i ask, without a word chris picks me up putting me on the edge of the counter before smashing his lips against mine "chris.." i say muffled "i warned you, did you listen? no."

all of a sudden he’s carrying me up the stairs to the bedroom, chris has never been like this with me he’s always gentle and soft, he tosses me on the bed “you wanna act like a brat? i’ll fuck you like one.” he stands in front of me unbuttoning his jeans “come here slut” he says as he pulls his boxers down, his long hard length slapping against his lower stomach, i crawl over to him as he stands at the end of the bed “chris i’m not giving you head after you didn’t even try helping me in the kitchen” he pulls my face up to look at him “do you really think i care? now open.” he says slapping my cheek slighty, i open my mouth slightly as he shoves himself in without warning “mph!” i say muffled, i suck slowly since that’s usually how we always go, slow and gentle, “faster whore..” he breathes out grabbing my hair and fucking my mouth, i stroke what i can’t fit, “fuck..” he moans, almost whimpering, i speed up my pace with both my hands and mouth, all of a sudden he shoots warm white ropes to the back of my throat, i swallowed his load as i breathe out

before i can even speak im being pushed onto my back, chris wastes to time pulling off my shirt and pants, leaving me only in my underwear and bra, my underwear was soaked, i looked away embarrassed, chris grabs my face to look at him “how fucking pathetic..” he slips my underwear off my body before rubbing his tip around my folds “please don’t tease..” i beg letting out a whine that was quickly replaced with a gasp that was caused from chris shoving himself inside me, his thrust were fast and rough “c-chris!” i moan as i throw my head back, chris’s hand snakes behind my head grabbing a fist full of hair, pulling on it to make me look at him, his free hand was stabbing into my hip as he fucked me without mercy “g-gonna cum baby..” i warn “c’mon baby cum for me..” my orgasm hits me hard, i moan out grabbing onto whatever i can, chris doesn’t stop, “can’t take it!” i whine “c’mon ma, just one more?”, chris thrusts into me harshly a few more times before i cum again, i could tell he was close, clearly from his now sloppy thrusts “fuck fuck fuck..” he whispers before pulling out and spilling all over my stomach

after chris cleaned me up and helped me change, he simply threw on some plaid pants and a white tank top, he crawled in bed next to me cuddling up behind me “i love you baby..” he whispers into my ear “i love you too chris..” i whisper back.

A/N: this is my first smut in a while so ntm, anywho i hope you enjoyed this!!

@chrissslut

[suiana]

(yandere! seller x gn! reader) (slight nsfw? idk)

when he said he'd give you a special gift you didn't expect... whatever the hell this is.

you were expecting a free plushie or something, not... not a love letter and money! okay, the money was appreciated but the love letter? what the hell?

'I love you so much... you're so cute, I wanna bite you....'

that's not even the worst part! like, it gets worser from here! he talks about how he knows everything about you... how he would devote his entire life to you if you would just let him...

bro you didn't even know he existed before this online order.

and what's with this weird white stain at the end of the letter? it messed up his name and now you don't even know what to call him!

oh well, maybe you'll email him about it? i mean, he probably won't respond quick since it's a sunday and he's a small business owner but-

iloveyouplsletmeloveyou@gmail.com: hi <3 i see that you are unsatisfied with our product and gift? use this new code for another free gift upon your next purchase!

iloveyouplsletmeloveyou@gmail.com: SIGMA5

okay, what the fuck.

you hadn't even sent him anything.

why the hell did he respond?

how did he know you were absolutely flabbergasted with his gift?

...was he stalking you?

you immediately turn your head, frantically looking around for any hint that he was indeed stalking you. none.

you breathe out a shaky sigh of relief before your blood runs cold again.

iloveyouplsletmeloveyou@gmail.com: that is not very skibidi of you :(

iloveyouplsletmeloveyou@gmail.com: are you afraid of me? please don't be...

iloveyouplsletmeloveyou@gmail.com: btw i'm in your closet lol

you stare at the new responses, blinking slowly before deciding to turn off your phone. you then stand up, walking towards your nearest wall before smashing your head against it in hopes of ascending to the next plane.

that's right fellas! if you don't want to deal with your troubles just bash your head into a wall! haha, what do you mean there's a guy coming out of your closet? just ignore him silly!

"darling! what the hell are you doing-"

ah... you must be ascending already. there's a new voice in the room! he's even trying to pull you away? he must be an angel...

"sweetheart please! this is not very fanum tax of you!"

"i'm wallmaxxing."

"oh. in that case..."

the guy that came out of your closet joins you in smashing his head against the wall.

yes! embrace the joy of wallmaxxing together!

[chkrschss]

Just went through my fam’s typical Filipino holiday party so I’m making up SVSSS headcanons based on what would characters do at a FilAm party. CAUTION: there is no rhyme or reason. Just based off my life and gut feelings.

Luo Binghe is my tita with unmatched baking skills. Would be employed to make desserts for the event. Alternatively, the aunts and uncles are extremely impressed with his culinary skills and would fawn over him. If he was the new boyfriend Shen Yuan was introducing to the family, LBH would succeed at getting everyone’s approval.

Shen Yuan will be debriefing Shang Qinghua on personal and family drama in a separate room from the party. Has stolen a whole 2L bottle of soda, two champagne glasses, and the charcuterie board for this debrief.

Shang Qinghua is with SY debriefing. Alternatively is whining about college papers/writing to Shen Yuan who is sassing him. I think he’d take most of the skin from the lechon. Takes the turon for later. He does do rounds to check on people just because someone will ask him to do something.

Mu Qingfang prolly is insane at Mahjong. Idk why. I just think that would be good for him. Also, Ning Yingying. I think she’d be insanely good at it.

Additionally, in this hypothetical alternate reality, Shen Jiu is here and is also playing Mahjong. He taught Ning Yingying the moves and now she’s as good as him. Also, Su Xiyan would be really good as well. I think Zhuzhi Lang is secretly really good too. Probably subs in for Su Xiyan from time to time. Mahjong would be so competitive.

Mobei Jun, Luo Binghe, and Sha Hualing are like the cool kid cousins. They’re just sitting on the cousins or are in a different room talking idly or on their phones.

At some point, a group of people would probably be playing some video games. Maybe like playing Super Smash Bros. Probably Shen Yuan is at the center of it all. Liu Qingge joins because he’s curious what SY is doing. Luo Binghe joins because he wants to be with SY and is jealous of LQG. Shang Qinghua would play and Liu Mingyan probably would too. Which probably leads to Sha Hualing watching along with Mobei Jun. Zhuzhi Lang gets invited to join and is lowkey really good.

Liu Qingge would be enlisted to help cut the lechon bc he’s a strong young man. Also, someone would sense that he’d just give up and help if it meant helping the family. Otherwise, he is off to the side chowing down. Probably checking in on his sister from time to time but Liu Mingyan is just vibing.

Of course, Tianlang Jun is here for juicy gossip tho. Also, I think he’d be on Facebook Live showing the fam back in the Philippines what’s happening. I think a portion of the party would include him on a call loudly talking with relatives.

I have a hard time imagining what Yue Qingyuan would be doing. Either helping clean while the party is happening or participating in Mahjong. Maybe just sitting and watching Shen Jiu play happily. Getting him whatever he wants.

Of course with the romance, titas would be asking Shen Yuan when he’s marrying his boyfriend and he’d be like “for the last time, Luo Binghe is just my friend!!”. In the background, Su Xiyan is restraining her husband from saying anything while Luo Binghe is sobbing. I think people would tell Zhuzhi Lang about their friend’s kids and be like “you need to go out and find someone”.

The cherry on top has gotta be karaoke, though.

Shang Qinghua would use it and wail Bruno Mars or Adele. He’s actually a decent singer but he’s here to be dramatic, not perfect. Additional ad libs and heckling from Shen Yuan ensue.

Someone would pressure Yue Qingyuan to sing and he’s pretty good but very little showmanship.

Shen Yuan would compliment someone singing and then Luo Binghe would snatch a mic and sing the most cheesy songs.

He would 100% sing ‘Marry You’ by Bruno Mars and the implication would fly over Shen Yuan’s head.

Sha Hualing would be insanely good tho. She would drag Liu Mingyan in and it would be a beautiful duet.

Mu Qingfang singing ‘Open Arms’ by Journey. That’s the whole bullet point.

ZHUZHI LANG WOULD HAVE THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL. Serenading the family. People would be crowing in joy at his voice.

Tianlang Jun likes hearing his wife sing and she obliges for a singular song. In turn, Tianlang Jun sings like ten songs all directed to Su Xiyan who also enjoys hearing her husband sing.

Luo Binghe finds it cringy when his dad sings but loves hearing his mom’s singing.

Again, take this with a grain of salt. I’m just rambling but I love making up hypotheticals of them all lmao. Feel free to add on your ideas of what they’d do.

[wowstrawberrycow]

Reading the Silmarillion part 2 (#1)

Ok so here's my main take aways so far. All in good fun. The humor helps me focus. I'm also having to break this down because damn my attention span is bad! So here we go! Note: I legit had to take notes on my first initial thoughts, Because omg this is so dense.

Also this is the audiobook I'm following along with click here

Introducing people again

Manwe: Roses are red. My scepter and eyes are blue. I like poetry. It is Melkor whom I hate. Screw you.

Elbereth⬇️

Ulmo: The original shut in. Is a chuunibyou who thinks he's a mermaid??? Maybe?? Idk that's the impression I get of this dude.

Yavanna: That hippie chick who will give you a lecture about environmentalism and is the main save the earth guest speaker at all your local college campuses.

Orome: Is both of these men⬇️

Melkor: I friggin swear this bitch is a JoJo's villain.

I learned that elves are kinda clones? Those of you who have seen gravity falls get this joke⬇️

Humans are "special" (those assholes probably made short busses with humans in mind)⬇️

Aule: Created the first handy crafts club at your highschool "the dwarves". pretty sure that's why they are hoarders (I mean in the future they hoarde gold sometimes). Like have y'all seen handy crafts closets? They need a lot to make the good shit. That's where that hoarding habit comes from.

Iluvatar be like: Yo why'd you make these bearded lil bastards???

Aule be like: Cause I could??? But fuck, if you're going to bitch about it... *Aule smash!*

Then iluvatar was all like: Oh me god what are you doing bro!? So dramatic! You can keep your pets but get those fuckers out of my sight. All y'all are going underground. Peace out bitches.

Meanwhile

Dwarves get a cool off screen training montage. Aule sensei teaches them how to be awesome like those bros in shonen anime like Naruto. You know where they get stronger cause of cool ninja stuff and they learn their true ninja way is powered with the magic of friendship. Something like that but with more dwarves, less ninjas, no ninjutsu, and lots of axes probably?????

Aule to Yavanna: Yo homie wanna see this cool new anime I made?

Yavanna: That's cool but meh.

-Saty tuned after a brief break-

Here the other parts so far- part 1

Part 2- #2 , #3

[differentsublimephantom]

Here’s a Beetlejuice Beetlejuice fanfic/chatfic and headcannons I wrote because I was bored and the ghost characters need more recognition (minor spoilers for Beetlejuice Beetlejuice)

BEETLEJUICE CHATFIC AND CHARACTER HEADCANNONS

BeetleJuice BeetleJuice character headcannons! (Also don’t mind all the super smash bros headcannons, I was watching Blake jennings “what your main in smash says about you” while I made these):

Wolf Jackson the movie star:

◦ Has MAJOR former theatre kid vibes, like he totally had a Hamilton phase and watched Cats ATLEAST once just to make fun of it, but he ended up secretly kinda liking the songs from it.

◦ Wont admit to even HAVING a favourite superhero, but it’s totally Spider Noir

◦ Says he mains someone like Snake in smash, but he actually mains Isabelle, jigglepuff, or The duck hunt dog and he somehow wins EVERY TIME HE PLAYS SMASH because he’s good at spam pressing buttons.

◦ Good at claw machines for some reason. A strange hidden talent, but he probs brags about it every chance he gets (which isn’t often but still)

◦ Everyone thinks/assumes he’s straight and probs bangin his secretary/the girl who brings him coffee (idk if she’s actually his secretary) but then he’ll casually insert “my boyfriend” or “this guy I’m seeing” into a conversation and the whole room is shocked.

◦ Knuckle cracker.

◦ When he’s sad infront of other people he hides his emotions and says he’s fine, but when he’s sad at home alone, he curls up with a bunch of blankets and binge watches all the movies he stared in when he was alive. Only his secretary(?) knows this.

◦ Drinks coffee (obviously) but also likes iced teas. Can on rare occasions be seen wandering around with an Arizona Tea can in hand.

◦ Ocean from RTC vibes. Like he doesn’t really mean to be rude, but he also has a habit of thinking he’s better than most people around him.

◦ That same way that I walk into any store and when I wanna get something I tell myself “I can make that at home.” He watches ANY action movie (especially ones with cgi or heavy effects) and says/thinks “I could’ve done that MYSELF, WITHOUT special affects.”

Bob:

◦ Chronically tired

◦ Under-appreciated-employee-core. Wherever he works in the neitherworld would not FUNCTION without him, but no one who works with him would recognize this until he put in his two weeks notice.

◦ A pushover. I hate to say it, but this man DIED (double died ig?) for a ghost who didn’t deserve that amount of loyalty and Bob probably knows it. He knew Beetlejuice wasn’t worth sacrificing that much for but he did it anyways because he is a pushover.

◦ My general headcannon for all the “tiny head” people in the Beetlejuice franchise is that they can speak telepathically to people, but most either choose not to, or don’t know that they can do it. Bob chooses not to because whenever he does (on rare occasions) it freaks out everyone who’s ever known him and he finds it hilarious.

◦ Current theatre kid. Has all of Heathers memorized. Could sing most RTC songs and says “this is all your fault Jafar” and “youre FUCKIN useless Paul” in his head or under his breath EVERY DAY.

◦ Once played Smash with Wolf Jackson and absolutely HATED the fact that Wolf won every time without really trying. But also Bob mains wii fit trainer, toon link or Kirby because I said so.

◦ Coffee drinker, but also gives off “DO NOT FILL UP A “SUPER BIG GULP” CUP WITH 5-HOUR ENERGY AND CHUG THE WHOLE THING” vibes. He is WIRED.

Harry the hunter:

◦ Bobs uncle who died at around the same age as Bob so that’s why they look the same age/look like the same person.

◦ BESTIES with Ms Argentina

◦ Likes Delores because he hates Beetlejuice and wishes she successfully killed him, but also dislikes her because she killed Bob

◦ Bob is chronically tired but gets a good nights sleep most nights. Harry is an insomniac night owl who stays up until 1:00 in the morning rewatching Over the garden wall or Wall E for the 1000th time even though he KNOWS has to get up at 5:00am that morning.

◦ Only drinks tea or water.

◦ Mostly uses ASL or writing on notepads to communicate (same with Bob)

◦ Bob is the type of employee to work more than he should and do extra stuff and overtime etc. because he thinks people will like him more or atleast he’ll get some benefit from it right? Harry is the employee who knows you should just do your job and leave because no one will care if you do more than that so don’t waste your time.

◦ Just like Bob, he is a theatre kid. And he totally got Ms Argentina into musicals too.

◦

Ms Argentina:

◦ a HARDCORE SIMP for Delores. Like “she could suck my soul out of my body and in my last moments I’d THANK HER” kinda simp (same tho)

◦ WILL THROW HER HEELS AT YOU IF YOU PISS HER OFF (Bob, Wolf Jackson, Beetlejuice, AND EVEN Delores ALL learned this the hard way.)

◦ Mains Daisy in smash because they both have Loud-Lesbian energy

◦ Her nickname is Tina and her real name is Valentina, but ONLY Harry and Delores can call her Tina or her real full first name.

◦ SOMEHOW managed to get Delores to go on a date with her, and now they’re dating. Beetlejuice still has no idea how Tina pulled that off.

◦ Tina gives me tea or coffee drinker vibes, but part of me thinks she sometimes puts vodka in her tea and/or coffee

◦ Because Harry got her to like musicals, she totally got her girlfriend into musicals too

I’ll probably make a chatfic based on the musical and cartoon, but this one is based on the movies

Astrid has created a groupchat

Astrid has added: Lydia Deetz, Richard Deetz, Charles Deetz, and Delia Deetz

Astrid has named the groupchat “💜the Deetz family💜”

Astrid: hi! For those who are bad with tech *cough cough, grandpa* this is a groupchat, “gc” for short. It’s like texting but with multiple people in one text conversation.

Charles Deetz: Thanks kiddo, I was confused!

Richard Deetz: hey! This seems fun!

Lydia Deetz: OMG RICHARD?!

Richard Deetz: Hello Lyds!

Delia Deetz: omg Richard! Hi!

Charles Deetz: hello!

Richard Deetz: hi everyone!

~in a different groupchat~

“Work only” groupchat

Richard: my daughter just added me to a family groupchat 🥰

Bob: nice.

Argentina: omg fun!! My family is still alive.

Bob: So is his, Argentina?

Argentina: oh. OH. How the hell does that work?

Richard: I’ve learned not to question things like that a looooooooooooooooooooong time ago.

Argentina: that’s fair.

Wolf: my family has been hiding from me 😅

Harry: why?

Wolf: because ~~🏳️‍🌈~~

Harry: ah. SERIOUSLY?

Wolf: yeah. They only found out last thanksgiving tho. I was at my Mothers house (she is dead, to clarify) and I mentioned I was seeing a guy, and they DID NOT LIKE THAT LET ME TELL YA

Harry: OMFG XD RELATABLE

Harry: Bob is the only family member of mine I know who will talk to me

Bob: to be fair, only about half of our family is actually DEAD?

Harry: yeah. But if Astrid can add her dad to a family gc then don’t you think they might just not be *trying*?

Bob: that’s fair.

Richard: ANYWAYS, I was thinking maybe I should make a gc with you guys AND my family in it so you guys can be introduced to each other!

Argentina: sure!

Wolf: okay.

Bob: 👍

Harry: 👍

Richard: yay! Okay brb

Richard Deetz has made a groupchat

Richard Deetz had added: Astrid Deetz, Lydia Deetz, Charles Deetz, Delia Deetz, Ms Argentina, Wolf Jackson, Bob, and Harry

Richard Deetz has named the groupchat “friends and family”

Harry: I love how apparently me and Bob are just “Harry” and “Bob” and everyone else has some form of last name XD

Bob: omg yeah, I didn’t even notice that! Rude.

Richard: well to be fair, you never told me your last name(s?)

Harry: and I still won’t. It’s still funny tho

Richard: 🙄 alr

Astrid: Dad?! Who are these people?

Richard: my coworkers! Thought I’d introduce you guys

Harry: just “coworkers”? Ouch Rich

Richard: oh hush 😑

Harry: 🤭 k

Astrid: cooooool. Hey.

Bob: hey.

Astrid: OMG @Delia @Lydia @Charles, I forgot to mention I auditioned for my school musical lmao

Lydia: WHAT! And you didn’t tell me? Thats awesome!

Delia: Omg wow!!! You’ll be amazing!

Charles: nice kiddo!

Harry: OMG WHAT MUSICAL IS IT?

Astrid: HAHAHAHA I was NOT expecting that reaction from @Harry

Argentina: he looks very intimidating irl but he’s the biggest FREAKIN NERD YOULL EVER MEET I PROMISE-

Harry: RUDE! But Fr- what musical?

Astrid: Heathers.

Harry: AT A HIGHSCHOOL? Damn

Astrid: THATS WHAT I THOUGHT! But I auditioned anyways for fun.

Harry: so did the cast list come out yet?

Astrid: yeah! I’m gonna be Veronica!!!!!!!

Harry: OMG AWESOME!! I would love to play JD, but I died before even the MOVIE was made, so I’ll never get the chance sadly.

Astrid: DAMN, that’s tough.

Argentina: WOMP WOMP

Astrid: HHAHAHAHAHAHHA WOMP WOMP

Harry: >:O

Lydia: You got a part!!! That’s amazing! When’s opening night???

Richard: yeah! You might not see me in the audience, but I’ll be there!!!

Astrid: it’s in October but rehearsal hasn’t even started yet, I’ll let you know when I know!

Delia: let me know too!

Harry: no offence Delia, but have you SEEN Heathers?? I feel like if ghosts can be unconscious, it would send you into a COMA. With Dead Girl Walking ALONE

Astrid: DEAD GIRL WALKING? She’d be out before Big Fun ends XD

Harry: fair point!

Charles: I know that what you two are typing is technically words, but I understand NONE OF THEM

Harry: that’s also fair XD Poor Charles

Wolf Jackson: I know what the words mean! And your right, Delia would be sent into a coma by that show. Movie OR musical

Argentina: one word: Blue.

Wolf: OMFG I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SONG

Harry: “FORGOT”? I PURPOSEFULLY BLOCK THAT SONG OUT OF MY MEMORY MAN

Richard: oh god what have I started with creating this gc

Lydia: clearly this is a Pandora’s box of chaos you’ve created and opened, Rich

Richard: yeah…….whoops…

~hours later~

Astrid: weird question but raise a digital hand if your 🏳️‍🌈 (no pressure to answer I just want info for a project)

Harry: me!!

Bob: does bi count?

Astrid: yes it does

Bob: cool

Wolf: *slowly raises hand*

Astrid: FR? No offence but I would NOT have guessed that

Wolf: no one ever does 🤫

Argentina: OO OO OO ME!!!

Argentina: wait- can I add my girlfriend to the gc?

Astrid: YESS DO IT

Argentina: okay!!!

Argentina added Delores to the groupchat

Wolf: WAIT YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS DELORES??? THE SOULSUCKER?!

Argentina: yeahhhh 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

Delores: hello…? What’s this?

Astrid: a groupchat!

Delores: I’m not sure what that is, but alright?

Bob: ………. Argentina why would you do this to me.

Argentina: OMFG I FORGOT BOB IM SO SORRY

Astrid: wait what? What happened? And what’s a “soulsucker”?

Delores: basically a ghost that can kill other ghosts. And that’s what I am

Astrid: but wouldn’t that not work because they’re already DEAD?

Delores: nope.

Bob: Astrid, you learn not to question stuff like this after a while of being dead or knowing someone in the neitherworld. Nothing makes sense here. (Also Delores almost killed me)

Argentina: yet another reason to NOT KILL YOURSELF 😃

Astrid: noted! Wasn’t planning on it, but good motivation! 😃😃

Wolf: god you people are insane.

Delia: agreed.

Lydia: you both say “you people” like you aren’t a part of this family/friend group. Bad news: YOU ARE PART OF THE “YOU PEOPLE”

Delores: I think I’ll like you people a lot.

Lydia: you tried to kill 🪲🧃 so I definitely like you girl.

Delores: 🥰omg you you want his moldy ass double dead too?!

Lydia: he tried to marry me AT 16 YEARS OLD so yeah definitely

Delores: I’m from an era where thats pretty normal, but I’m gonna assume that’s not normal and bad in the future??

Lydia: yeah it’s bad and gross. Also the year is currently 2024 btw

Delores: thank you! Damn I was in those boxes for a long time wasn’t I?

Argentina: yes you were

Wolf: and you were TECHNICALLY supposed to STAY THERE

Delores: my girlfriend has advised me to reply to that with “womp womp”? I’m not sure what that mean but I hope it has its intended affect.

Bob: WOLF JUST KICKED HIS TRASHCAN SO HARD IT MADE A DENT IN THE WALL HOLY SHIT

Bob: update: I have just read the previous texts. Yes Delores it DID have its intended affect! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Delores: oh good!!! 😀

Wolf: NO! NOT GOOD. I don’t like you! Mean lesbian!!!!

Astrid: “MEAN LESBIAN” OMG 😆

Richard: what is HAPPENING RIGHT NOW?

Richard: omg I jus read the last few texts, that is pretty funny Wolf

Lydia: 😮 🤭 yeah I’m with Rich on this one, that’s pretty funny honestly

Wolf: I hate you all /ns

[angelpuns]

made up fic ask, title: sparks of blue

Absolutely a post-movie angst fic

OKAYOKAYOKAY SO

Typical Leo didn’t come out of Mikey’s portal type deal so the bros think he’s dead 

BUT

He found his katana in the PD and managed to sort of portal out - but not fully 

So his body is sort of in between dimensions right now and he is trying to get his brothers’ attention but it’s kinda hard when none of them will fucking just - look at his sword!!

So CJ got his other sword right and it’s sparking and stuff but no one is seeing it cause Donnie has locked it up for safekeeping. 

Lots of grieving going on

Idk how they figure it out but someone realizes and there is hope again!! Yipee!!! 

They meditate or smthn to communicate with Leo but they don’t knwo hwo tget him back

Hold on cause this idea isn’t half bad- 

Leo’s ninpo barely holding on because he’s tryin to travel BETWEEN DMENSIONS 

Like it was hard enough for Mikey to do it and Leo is not doing great physically so he’s fightin for his life 

I have no idea how it'd be resolved or how to like explain how he can see them (yet)

blurb time cause this idea is not too bad:

He'd been floating for so long he didn't know which way wa sup anymore. It didn't matter. His everything hurt - tears drying on his cheeks. He thought he hard the kraang smashing something in the distance, but there was an annoying ring in his ears. it was distracting. Overwhelming.

Leo wanted to cry again but he was so tired, he couldn't make the tears come. His foot brushed against something, a spark of familiarity flashing in his chest. Something like when they'd first unlocked their ninpo - a flash of...something. He was too tired to describe it.

It took a lot of effort, but he managed to crane his neck to see what he'd touched. His sword, sticking out of a piece of debris. His sword that had the ability to portal.

Leo strained against another wave of pain, reaching out his slightly-less-broken arm and grabbing the hilt. He didn't know if it would work. Probably not, but he could try.

Wasn't that the whole thing about their ninpo? Love? Family? If he missed them enough, maybe he'd be able to do it.

He took a deep breath, wincing past the strain on his lungs. He closed his eyes and let the ringing in his head wash away every other sound. Concentrate. Just think of where you want to be and you'll be there.

He kept his eyes closed, even as flashes of light bled through his eyelids. He could feel it - his body feeling with that warm rush of power. The familiar floating feeling of teleporting washed ovwer him, Leo gasping when it worked. It worked!

But solid ground never came. He just kept floating and floating, suspended in time. Like the portal was never-ending. Everything was blue for a while, until it was washed away and replaced with black.

[chibishortdeath]

Random doodles, a rare Richter moment too lol

Explanations and such:

Simon gaming and Richter is watching :). The text says “(Richter) Whatcha playin :3”, “(Simon) FUCK”, “(he got a Safe in Project Diva)”, “(Richter) Oh, I see.”. He was playing the song Gothic and Loneliness btw. On one of the harder modes. Almost perfected it 😔.

The top doodle is just Simon with sharp teeth, idk maybe they’re like left over from the curse or something lol. Bottom drawing is an attempt at drawing their Smash Bros outfits by memory since I haven’t in a long time.

Slime scooping videos will be the death of me I keep getting stuck watching like a ton of them and I don’t even know why 💀💀💀. So I drew Simon doing that cause uh yeah XD.

Text says “both overwhelmed”. Just imagine this is both of them after some long social event lol.

Rare Richter section of a page! It’s also a Mesmerizer reference 💀💀💀. I was gonna draw Alucard to compliment this, but I completely forgot and had already put other things on the page next to it so eeeehhhh. Richter’s hair is very fun, but I draw it differently every time. Then again I feel like it’s probably a texture where it kinda curls at a certain length and goes everywhere, so it works. I like to think that he’d always had it short enough that it didn’t curl before SotN and was surprised lol.

Yay drawing characters you like doing things you do part 2, Simon is drawing :3. He’d probably draw like some of the most violent and concerning but technically impressive imagery and then follow that up immediately with a page of cute animals and some character (idk I’ve already made him play Project Diva in this post let’s say Rin or Miku as an example lmao)

Text says “love this guy, the Richard”. Haha yeah, the Richer, Mr Richter Scale Belmont.

Random doodle of Simon wearing clothes cause I was listening to music and got the vibes. I don’t remember what song tho unfortunately (TwT).

[xavissky]

Vanishing Skyward: Main Story Update Part 1 - Live Blogging

Chapters 1-10, unfiltered, unbiased (mostly) just my pure key smashing the first thing that came to mind

Part II

Chapter 1 -

It is SO crazy to see her listing them all off together. So used to the AUs and split routes. It's so easy to forget they all live in the same universe.

Yoooo Caleb looks so dark! It's giving Star Wars Imperial fleet colonel! Literally right out of Star Wars. Bro even used his evol like Darth Vader

Clean up on aisle 9 I guess??

What's crazy is a lot of the boys have killed people in similar circumstances. Xavier, Rafayel, and especially Sylus. Someone was out to kill them, so they got what they had coming to them once they're caught. This, however, is the first time we're seeing it on screen - and from Caleb no less. Very interesting!

Chapter 2

Above the Clouds also being a Jedi Survivor level and the one where things start to fall apart no less

Oh ok Tom Cruise!!!! Very Tom Cruise of him

Why does Joseph sound like Smeagul?

He can create black holes? :o

NO WAY DID SHE RECOGNIZE GUYS EVOL LIKE THAT

I'm glad she actually recognizes the voice

Chapter 3

He knows too oof

How painful was this for him god or- did he actually lose memories????

She's really overwhelmed wahhh not wanting to lose it, stumbling over what to say, Idk how she didn't start crying on the spot I would have, but she's probably in shock

Using his evol to manipulate the sensor, nice

Bro it really can be terrifying seeing people you're really close to act super differently but also, i'm the type to laugh when i'm extremely anxious and uncomfortable, so it would not have been good for me 😭

He's the new colonel too, so he's probably under an even more watchful gaze, so his anxiety is probably spiked too

He was probably so touched that she had the necklace. Like after all this time, she's still thinking of him. It must have been reassuring!!

Omg we got a real hug!?

That switch up and sister was sooo sick. That little "Did I scare you?" he was worried 🥹 But please asdfghklhd I want him to tease her later I want the banter. 'Remember that time I scared the daylight out of you-'

Chapter 4

Aww cute memories

That's right girl get his ass

The way she's not gonna press UGHHH somebody slap her too

"I couldn't protect both of you" ahh so he had something to do with saving (or sparing her?) her at that moment

Why do I feel like he also knew the explosion was planned. He had to join them... not after the explosion, before.

Hmm Caleb likes his power I'll say that.

"Move" oh my god he's just like me frrrrr when you're close to people bro with my family I don't say excuse me I'm just like *wiggles hand* "Move"

"It's devoid of life" bro if you mean to tell me his life was that empty without her asdfhhjl

I'm dead of course she picked his room 😆 classic

The food comments hahahaha

Bro this is main canon she's reallyyyyy comfortable physically with him, just jumping all over him like that

Can't the story end here like can't that be all why must we go on to more dramaaaa

(Also the way that he died in chapter 4 of the original story set and now by chapter 4 of this one he's completely reunited with her)

Chapter 5

Wahhh the soda comments. I would bully this man so much

You can tell they really just love each other; platonically or not, they really do with their whole hearts

I'm glad she reminded herself what she wanted to bring up

You can really see the yearning with him, and that he desperately wants her not to her involved. I'm almost certain he's been 'watching' her somehow... He probably knows he couldn't stop her if he tried - even if he still does try

I wonder if they do have a telepathic connection due to the experimentations

"Move, I'm cold-" bro this is peak, truly HAHAHA this is so real

There's his little possessiveness coming thru

FIRST TEXT WITH CALEB AGAIN

I'm crying not her using her hospital experience with Zayne to find this doctor

I GASPED!!!!!!!! ZAYNE!????!?!!? ZAYNE!!!!!!

I'M CRYING HIS TEASING (can you see this bias NOBODY LOOK AT MEEEEEEEE)

"Follow me" ANYWHERE ALL DAY ALL NIGHT-

i'm calm back to unbiased

Ahem

Isn't it nice that a friend of hers is helping her out :) what a good friend :)

She didn't tell him about Caleb yet but I understand why, she was focused on the task at hand and probably knows how busy he is

Zayne's actually so good with kids, no wonder he's so beloved at Akso. Under that tough exterior, there's a good hearted man who wants to make the world a better place in the best ways he knows how

I wonder if the doll belonged to the kid

Also the fact that Zayne doesn't know about Caleb means he's connected the dots merely to the situation at hand. He knows that she'd be interested in the incident purely because of her history. He knows how much it means to her, but honestly? It probably means a lot to him too. He was Caleb's childhood friend, too.

He's actually so good at reassurance, in general. Like he must have a lot of patients to comfort so he has experience, but still! It does take a level of personal sympathy

She really just does not want anyone to go through what she went through :(( those poor kids

Chapter 6

A rip in reality?? Help????

Ohhh his parents had info.... interesting. Maybe they were Ever or... the Fleet

Chapter 7

Oh this is who Irene was talking about

What a guy

Just like him? i wonder if Caleb taught her how to shoot

Chapter 8

Bro first battle! They fight so well together. Even without her evol, they'd really be in sync

Chapter 9

Omg Zayne 🥲🥲🥲🥲 I fell asleep to his voice like legit

Overprotectiveness borders obsession and everybody nodded

Not time to go after her "yet" hmm interesting

But hey the umbrella scene is cute!

Chapter 10

(I still don't know what the heck congee is but I've come to realize asians of all sorts eat it a lot)

It's kinda sad her unwillingness to doubt him but, understandable. She hasn't seen the perspective the audience has. However, she's smart...

The coincidences aren't coincidencing. He's definitely trying to keep her in place. That OTTO is the perfect way to try and keep an eye on her under the guise of wanting to help her out when he's not there.

Mmmhmmm stranger danger, sis.

WHAT WAS IN THOSE PILLS CALEB

what WHAT

Ohhh no he's one of those

oh god he's one of those

[catdemontraphouse]

Ok I wanna have an autistic moment about triangle man if that’s okay. This is just my own opinion clouded by my own biases, but yknow

Guys please how do I do “read more” on mobile so I don’t kill peoples braincells with my crappy essay?!

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Seems pretty obvious to me that Bill Cipher’s severe problems stem from having grown up under a violent dictatorship that probably actively wanted him and his family dead or at least silenced. He says it was illegal to talk about the third dimension, which is weird. Like the government of his country was suppressing scientific facts for who knows what reason, maybe religious, maybe something about maintaining control idk it just smells fishy. Were they maybe ruled by a 3D shadow government lol idk?

And it was so much of an issue his parents poisoned him. Like, what kind of sus back alley doctor did they have to go to get treatment without being turned into the feds as bad actors/traitors? How did they even know his eye was an issue if they couldn’t see it? Who diagnosed Bill with “eye on the top of your head syndrome?” How could another 2D being see the eye was facing up if they can only see in 1D? WTF? Just who were Bill’s parents in this fucked up society and were they connected to some kind of anti-government activities? Or maybe did they work for the government and have to hide the 3rd dimension being real?

So I didn’t watch the whole Flatland movie nor have I read the book because I’ve got the attention span of a water flea, but I do recall some kind of thing about a place where they violently deform babies that don’t “look normal” so they can be “normal.” Bill’s homeland is said to be similar to Flatland. So uh, bro lived until the age of (or the equivalent of) 13 if I’m not mistaken, under a government that would likely try to imprison him, smash his face violently until he conformed, or kill him if he didn’t lay low. Because he has a birth defect that makes him “dangerous”😬 I know the “shoelaces are fascist” was a joke but also like maybe he learned that word from like, his parents whispering about facists idk? 🤷‍♀️

So anyways long post long but we eventually get to the whole “he accidentally killed everyone.”Gotta wonder if some of that need to prove the third dimension was real was because he was desperate to not live in fear anymore of him and his family being killed or thrown into prison. Or maybe he was trying to save his parents from losing government jobs and social status. If he could prove the existence of 3D to everyone then maybe the people would rebel against the government for killing citizens who talked about it? Or maybe a scandal would create some leeway to negotiate his family’s safety and wellbeing? I think Bill hated his country, rightfully. He probably did actually want to “liberate” the people. I think it went beyond just self-aggrandizing and proving he was “right.” If he could see the 3rd dimension it makes me wonder if he could be like the sphere in Flatland and see what goes on behind close doors too. What if he saw them killing babies….

Also if he lived in this kind of society maybe they did public executions which would explain some of his blasé reactions to violence? Oh and he can prob see everyone’s guts so I bet that’s where his sick fascination with guts comes from. He probably recognized people by their guts more than their faces or some weird shit 🤷‍♀️

So he’s young, alone, he killed the only people that mattered to him and also failed to liberate the masses, and now he’s somehow surpassed corporeal reality… I don’t rly get how that part works but okay.

So he’s a god now. Not by choice, by accident. A young being who has lived under totalitarian rule and the threat of persecution his whole life suddenly exists in this fucking vacuum where anything is possible, time isn’t necessarily real, you can shapeshift at will etc. He goes from being afraid and living in a very viscerally corporeal reality to suddenly everything he was ever terrified of is like, gone? So he might feel it didn’t matter? Like his life was some kind of sick twisted joke? Like oh… my whole world was a lie. My existence is meaningless. I destroyed my family and I have nothing now, I mean nothing to anyone, nothing is real, blah blah. It’s quite bleak. He can’t die from what I can tell. They say he “died” but like he didn’t at the same time and suggest that a person is ultimately an idea and you can’t kill an idea? I don’t get how death works in Gravity Falls tbh. Like at all. But basically this fucking dude is alone in the soup of chaos between dimensions or whatever with his entire world reduced to a speck of dust and now he’s god and I guess he didn’t die or can’t die idk it’s fucked up and weird ok???

He probably thinks he’s actually doing Earth a favor by bringing Weirdmageddon? No rules because he’s adverse to any kind of rules due to his upbringing. Do whatever, be whatever kind of freak you are. Nobody can tell you what to do or what to believe. Ironically the way he enforces it is pretty totalitarian but yknow. He’s got issues man. And hey, if once you transcend your dimensional limitations you become a god who’s impervious to death? I think an unhinged out of touch god would be like “well death happens, you’ll get over it and being liberated from your flesh prison is good actually. It’s better than living a lie. Now you can be limitless like me! Trauma is whatever, now you can fly so who cares about therapy?”

Bro was like, yeah great let’s destroy the prison that is the 3rd dimension and turn it into a safe haven for people who love freedommm! 🦅 whoever has to die or get their face rearranged so be it for the greater good, and they will physically recover eventually anyways so it’s whatever. (There’s several instances in canon of god like beings being “killed” or dismembered and recovering such as in one of the books it says Time Baby has to regenerate for a thousand years or whatever after Bill shot him, the guy Pyronica ate in the Fearamid who showed up next scene unscathed, Bill getting his eyeball ripped out and regenerating it etc)

It’s fucked up and twisted but it makes sense so much narratively I think.

[autisticempathydaemon]

hi, i was hoping to do one of the redacted matchup thingies, they’re so fun :) I’M SO SORRY THIS IS A PAGE LONG AAAAGH

i’m just gonna lead with the miscellaneous stuff (WOW i spelled that without spell check. didn’t know i could do that.) i’m a young adult bi dude. apparently i’m quiet but snarky and people say my humor is very dry (i have a monotone voice and am Very Committed To The Bit.). i used to have really bad anger issues to the point that davey pre-character arc is more relatable than he should be (even though my parents are alive. they’re just shit). i try to dress kinda grungy? but also whatever’s cozy/comfortable and in neutral/dark colors (except red! i like red, my hair is dyed neon red) i used to have cptsd so bad i basically didn’t leave the house for two years. i think it was like agoraphobia or something? there were delusions in there too. i’m much better now though.

usually the kind of stuff i listen to is loud angry rock music (fave song is hysteria by muse) or slightly older pop music (florence and the machine, MARINA) but the last few days i’ve been on a newer pop kick and i’ve been playing “Good Luck, Babe!” by chappell roan on repeat and it makes me want to scream on a windswept seaside cliff during a storm. specifically the bit from 2:15 to ~3:10 in the song. i know it’s a banger when it makes me want to scream on a cliff or punch something.

INTP? is that an enneagram? (“you’re telling me a shrimp fried this rice?”-sounding sentence, sorry)

not really video essays but i love listening to someone summarize books i never plan to read (i like the ones by cari can read or lexi aka newlynova.)

i didn’t have an imaginary friend? i’m incredibly autistic + adhd so i was daydreaming constantly to a near maladaptive extent but i never had One Consistent Thing that i thought was real.

i have to mash my face into the pillow for a bit to decompress and then i can sleep how i normally do, sleeping on my side in a way that’s probably very bad for my shoulders. (i am an adult dude and i hold a stuffed bunny who i haven’t given a name every night to go to sleep. maybe ill name the bunny after whatever character you give me)

my name is stolen from the love interest of a YA steampunk novel (a young victorian gentleman who wears eyeliner), because his character description just fits me so well, as well as the name itself just looking cool written down

my fave audio is probably the smash bros tournament :D. it literally convinced me to buy the game lol

it’s a good thing i’m anonymous cause i just do not get the gavin or caelum hype. i’m too possessive to date an incubus/ someone who will fuck other people. and i hate children so caelum is just past my threshold for kid-esque behavior that i’m willing to deal with. i’m also really not a fan of the yanderes/evil ones. other people can go ahead and like them, they just stress me out more which is the opposite of what i want.

knives out :D. the detective movie

i would friend the HELL out of asher. i just wanna play games with the man that’s all i ask

i don’t really get food at gas stations but whenever i go to a cafe i am probably getting something strawberry related (lemonade, a smoothie, etc) and a breakfast sandwich

the playlist “songs to get obliterated by a black hole to” is my pride and joy. i fucking love space and sci fi (that’s the thing i’d ramble about too)

my guilty pleasure media is the official gender-swapped twilight (puts my head in my hands) I KNOW.

I sent an anon for matchup earlier (I mentioned a stuffed bunny) and said I didn’t know what an enneagram was and I just looked it up and did a quiz and apparently I’m type 6? Idk how accurate that is but there you go (also I’m sorry if I was trauma dumping/oversharing I was restless from being inside all day whoopsie)

I’m a sucker for a good black cat/golden retriever sort of pairing, you know? Tack that onto you being a Type Six, and I’ve just got to pair you with Huxley!

Type Sixes are characterized by a desire for stability and security, for dependability, and who’s more reliable than Huxley? This also works with your self-described possessive nature in that Huxley would be the best partner to never trigger that nature, to never make you doubt or toe your boundaries. I also love him for you because we know Huxley canonically is a calming, relieving presence in the face of anger and conflict, which makes him even more perfect for you! (Also I think your grunge fashion sense would contrast so cutely with his casual, gym-bro style.)

Huxley would be so fun to be with! He’s no Asher, but he’d be a great gaming buddy, happy to show you all the Smash tips and tricks for when he introduces you to his family. Speaking of family, Huxley’s moms would just adore you for making their son happy. I can see him taking you to the east coast to meet them and taking you on the hiking and camping trails of his youth. It’d be a lovely time of you showing him the stars and constellations at night and maybe even him finding a cliff for you to sing Chappell Roan off of.

Song:

And I hold you every night/ And that's a feeling I wanna get used to/ But there's no man as terrified/ As the man who stands to lose you/ Oh, I hope I don't lose you

It was so fun to look for a pop-rock song that would make you want to scream or punch something, and I hope this fits the bill. The first chorus extremely hits on top of being a beautiful love song, and I think it wouldn’t be out of place on a road trip with Huxley in the driver’s seat or by a gorgeous cliffside.

Runner-ups:

Aaron and Sam are your runner-ups for a lot of similar reasons. They both also have drier senses of humor, so I think you could vibe and hold to a bit with either of them. I headcanon both of them wearing red often (Sam, a red-checked flannel and Aaron, a red polo a la his thumbnails), so you could match. I also headcanon both of them actively wanting to be child-free, so you’d be compatible in that aspect. Aaron outranks Sam just slightly because I think he’d offer more stability and security given his occupation and Unempowered status.

Read this post and send me an ask if you’d like a match-up of your own! 💌

[cyberdragoninfinity]

zane, ofc

ONE OF MY MOST ETERNAL FAVS

Why I like them/why I don’t: ZANEEEE oh i could write a thousand essays about how much i love him and why (and i have) but i will keep it brief for now. GX may have dropped the ball with the writing on half its series's cast but they knew what they were doing with zane. His character arc is so agonizing and he's such an interesting and complicated character. He threw so much away chasing after sky high standards and victory just to feel something and then killed himself when he knew he was at death's door and THEN had to face consequences of not actually dying and now having to start the long road to recovery. god. he's just fantastic. not a villain or even really a bad guy at his core but more of a performative bad guy. heel_turn_2.mp3. i love him so much

What I like about their appearance: the hell kaiser look is still just absolutely top notch yugioh outfit design. the black and silver...the ref stripes down the legs, it's such a kickass color palette that really compliments zane's dark teal hair (i also love how he and syrus really do have the same shape of bangs it's really cute)

Do I prefer their dub names or original names? going to be a Zane Truesdale preference-haver until the end of time i fear....it's just such a badass name it suits him so well imo. i do also like calling him ryozane after seeing a twitter oomf do it. the beautiful bridge gap between a dub and sub liker in conversation: just shoving both names together into one word <3

OTP: it has been a hot minute since ive gone insane about them but know zatticus/idolshipping is still an all time fav ygo ship for me. there is so much love there and also they are a fucking mess. ideal zatticus dynamic is a bit this to me i must say. they need a little sprinkling of divorce in there. they came like that

NOTP: idk man i think if you ship him with his little brother you should get a really big rock smashed over your head tbqh

OT3: do also enjoy the zane/atticus/fujiwara Elite Trio.... three guys who are mentally ill and nonbinary in three different directions. i need them to play dnd together so bad

Favourite card they use: tossup between Chimeratech Overdragon (such a cool as hell monster,) good old Cyber End Dragon (probably my favorite ace monster in all of GX and top three for all of yugioh period,) and, of course, Power Bond (*thinks about the truesdale bros and starts crying sobbing wailing etc*)

Favourite moment they were in: gotta be the zane vs possessed!jesse season 3 duel/zane's last stand of course. everything about it. when gx had a lighting and color budget and it shredded like hell. when zane goes out having summoned Cyber End, his ace and oldest friend, instead of using the Cyberdarks anymore, and all the thematic weight to that. the dub exclusive of zane telling syrus he's proud of him immediately before dying. absolute S tier yugioh.

Least favourite moment: HM. LIKE. i dont even hate it i think it's an engaging and fucked up duel but i will say the zane vs syrus s2 duel because it makes people absolutely fuck up comprehending both of these characters like. atrociously badly. see me after class.

im gonna replace the FKM last question with 'something you associate with the character' (song, animal, flowers, etc etc)' instead: hisuian samurott :^) the hell kaiser pokemon ever to me

[bloom-ribbon22]

Bloom's Dinotrux HUMAN AU infodump: D-Bros + Skrap-itt

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I know I already posted them but I still wanna put em here + front facing D-Structs(unrelated note: don't usually do front faces much, I have tried it probably two times and it either ends up looking weird or just not right but I do like how it turned out this time! hmm maybe I should do more characters front facing).

anyways, I've always wanted to infodump share some bits of lore, facts, info, and other stuff of my human AU version of the Dinotrux and I kind of started with the D-bros + Skrap-itt, why? ngl they're one of the most interesting characters to me. soooooo here you go :)

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D-Stroy:

-when D-Structs was born, D-Stroy looked at his parents while pointing at his new baby sibling and asked "mom, dad.... why does he look so ugly?"

-a very mischievous kid back then. he was the ultimate pranker. he pranks a lotta people that he almost lost count of them but his favourite pranking victim is you guessed it! ya boi D-Structs! oh poor poor young, bratty, selfish D-Structs... always having silly stuff drawn on his face when he was asleep and almost getting scared to death everytime his brother just jumpscares him...I'd list more but this is getting way too long lol.

-hair is l o n g and messy af. you can probably store/hide items in there idk.

-has a high tolerance for spicy food and also enjoys eating it.

-even as a kid, he always gets into fights and still does which results to him always receiving new scars/injuries. almost never minds it because with all honesty he doesn't really give a shit what he looks like. even though he is incredibly strong, he knows his limits and also knows he isn't invincible or indestructible so he tries his best not to overestimate his strength and avoid battles if he knows he can't win it.

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D-Structs:

-was already a selfish guy when he was a bratty little kid and a bit of a snitch too. when he was five and D-Stroy would do something to him, even something that's completely harmless like slightly nudging his arm this left D-Structs no choice but to use a move that every older sibling fears "MAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

-heavily dislikes the taste of sweets. can't really handle it, the taste of sugar and the feeling of it melting into his tongue is just....sickening, maybe even irritating...in fact, it's unbearable....

-similarly to D-Stroy, he often gotten to a lotta fight even as a kid and still does which ends up getting himself new scars/injuries. most of these fights are pretty much his fault as most of the time he's the one that's starting/asking for it.

-"I'd rather live my life all alone until I die" that's what he thought to himself until Skrap-itt came to his life. story between them was kinda similar to the canon. it was so hard for him to tolerate this talkative and dumb lil pipsqueak but as time goes on he kind of started to get used to his company that it feels oddly weird whenever he's alone... sometimes...after all, Skrap-itt was the only one that gives a fuck about him...

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Skrap-itt:

-short king. you can kick him like he's a football or better yet, pick him up like he's some kind of cat and maybe even put him in a box, seal it shut, and deliver it to any random person. "your order is here"

-a cat person. he understands them, he knows they're not just annoying animals always whining for food 24/7, they are loving and caring too! they're not just, y'know, not that playful...at least..most of the time...he would adopt a cat but sadly D-Structs not really a big fan of pets in his home.

-was the weird lonely kid who often gets picked on a lot and many avoided him because, again, a weirdo and thus lived a pretty lonely life. Smash-itt, Break-itt and Lloyd are often the ones picking on him which would explain why Skrap-itt is so bitter to them when he meets them again, worse part is that D-Structs, though completely unaware of their history, """hired""" them.

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that's all for now, there will be plenty more(and I may add more stuff) and of course I'll make some for Ty and the gang :) fun but not needed fact: I started to type all of this with 11 percent battery and now it's 7 percent....dang

anyways I'm coming back to school at January 3 and I'm scared af sidbdiebsisbisbsisjd-

[losver07]

hi hey hoe ho ho (intro post?)

welcome to the bottom of the ocean, i hope you brought snacks!

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my marauders fic the virgin suicides on ao3!!! AAAAAA

☁︎ about this blog and the gremlin that controls it ☁︎

★ you can call me Losver, Li, Lemon (inside joke) or Bee, or whatever you want, really. i'm not going to go after you.

also, words like dude, bro, girl, sis, they're all okay with me, just don't refer to me as man or woman (except when joking) & we're fine (tho it's ok, again i won't come after you)

★ i go by any pronouns, so you can never be wrong when talking to me :)

★ i'm a minor, please keep that in mind when interacting with me, but if you're not weird or mean my asks are always open! i love talking to people and i'm always willing to help, so know that this is a safe space for everyone <3

★ i will post about:

marauders, greek mythology (and anything related, like pjo and tsoa), and whatever interest i have atm. i write and i draw sometimes, though for that last one i have a separate blog ( @losver07draws ). i will repost on here by now since i've just started that side blog so you'll probably come across my drawings here from time to time

i am a multishipper, and by that i mean i will consume anything that's well enough written/drawn if it doesn't cross certain lines (incest, pedophilia, those weird ships between bullies and their victims, etc.) just anything that's not offensive or disrespectful is fine

★ random information about me:

my birthday is the october 30th, so i'm obviously obsessed with halloween. also, i'm a scorpio sun, cancer moon and sagittarius rising and yes i know i am doomed

i speak english, spanish, basque, latin for some reason and morse cause i'm a scout baby! you can talk to me in any of these languages (please do not talk to me in morse tho or i will have to think & i hate doing that)

also related to that last one english is not my first language but still i'm learning so if i mess up please ignore it or be nice when correcting me<3 i appreciate constructive criticism especially when it comes to my writing

⚠︎ also good time to mention that if you're homophobic, transphobic, sexist, racist, etc, DNI. like honestly being nice is not that hard please ⚠︎

☁︎ not really technically favourites (do not make me choose) but some pieces of media that shaped me ☁︎

☀︎︎ books: stephen king's it (i think the username made that clear), andre aciman's call me by your name, chuck palahniuk's diary and most recently madeline miller's the song of achilles

☀︎︎ films: the perks of being a wallflower, dead poets society (my soul was crushed), back to the future, babadook & horror films in general and studio ghibli (i live for the boy and the heron)

☀︎︎ shows: the office, community, how i met your mother (oh god i am exposing myself), futurama (i'm not kidding), bbc's sherlock and i am not okay with this

☀︎︎ music: conan gray in general, taylor swift's folklore, evermore & ttpd, kevin atwater, david bowie, the smiths, both placebo's & nirvana's mtv unpluggeds and a lot more but idk i'll keep you updated ig

☁︎ some songs that are stuck to my head rn (i will change this from time to time if i don't forget to do so) ☁︎

hi imma just drop here that i as i've said i am a minor and a student, and dealing with some mental health related stuff lately, so although i try to post regularly and answer to what i can, if you see me being less active just have in mind that i am a human being and don't have superpowers (sorry to disappoint). however, i will try to be both more active and cheerful on here, since i understand that it is as much of a scape from reality to others as it is for me

okay sorry let's continue

☁︎ my tags ☁︎

☾︎ #losver infodumps you without your consent - for when (you guessed it) i rant about something nobody asked for

☽︎ #losver writes for some reason and #losver is gonna fail art class - for writing & drawing :)

☾︎ #losver is sad and #losver lowkey needs therapy - angst and chaos respectively

☽︎ #losver fangirls and #losver is a huge nerd- for fandom stuff and for when i start talking about etymology or some weird shit (sorry in advance)

☾︎ #losver thinks? or tries to and #losver is dumb af - for times when i realise i have been spelling wednesday wrong since i was like 4yo

☽︎ #losver vents aaaaaaa - for rants (you can block this tag if you're sensitive to content related to mental health, etc. not planning to say anything too scandalous anyway, but stay safe. i will be tagging any triggering content tho)

❥︎ i think that's all! if you need anything (from film/book recs to emotional support) here i am! drink water, take your meds & have a day as bright as you are <3

[skyward-floored]

I wanted to ask what the Zeldas powers are in IAU? Maybe there's a list I missed, but because they don't tend to feature as heavily as the boys, I haven't been able to keep them straight in my head lol

I think I made a list a while ago but I have nooooo clue where it went XD And I don’t blame you lol, I seriously need to write more with them. I have a bunch of ideas that feature Zeldas, I just keep getting ones with the boys too and those tend to be what I end up working on 😔 But anyway, messy list!

Sun (Sky’s Zelda): her powers are a little weird, but basically she can use music (via either instrument or her voice) and cause different effects/attacks. sort of like Sheik’s attacks in hw.

Artemis (Warriors’s Zelda): intangibility, the power to go through any solid object and make herself completely untouchable. She can also make other things intangible, but it takes as much energy as it would to pick up that item (so a purse or something? Easy. A person? Harder, but still doable. A building? ...nope.)

Lullaby (Time’s Zelda): she’s powerless, but don’t underestimate her, you’ll regret it.

Dot (Four’s Zelda): she can shrink all tiny, down to the size of a mouse :)

Dawn & Aurora (Hyrule’s Zeldas): they both give off the vibe of being powerless to me, Dawn especially, but I wouldn’t be adverse to maybe giving one of them something. Probably Aurora between the two.

Dusk (Twilight’s Zelda): I’m thinking she’s powerless— that or she has a fairly understated power. Especially since in canon while she’s willing to fight, her whole thing was sort of the fact that she chose not to in order to save her people. Idk.

Fable (Legend’s Zelda): ...I’m admittedly unsure of. I was thinking of having her be like that Voyd girl in the second movie, but I don’t know if it makes sense for her to have a portal-y power or not. Would something more like Zelda’s smash bros attacks be better? Light powers? Something entirely different?? I dunno. She still needs work.

Tetra (Wind’s Zelda): I’m thinking she’s powerless, but her fighting skills are on point. And later she gets a gun.

Flora (Wild’s Zelda): I’m sliiiightly holding off on, but I kind of have two options for her? The first is making her powerless, but be fascinated by powers, and geek out over supers and get all knowledgeable about their powers. The other option is maybe powers sorta like the rewind function in totk, since she seems to have some kind of connection there. But again, idk...