"armand would be confused by technology" "lestat would be confused by technology" NO. first of all armand is on stan twitter and lestat is doxxing people. secondly if anyone is confused by technology its louis... uses voice to text for everything and does not correct mistakes by hand. makes rashid handle everything technology related. vehemently despises ebooks and feels like throwing up when he sees a social media post (he had to sit down after learning about booktok). maybe post armand divorce he actually starts understanding technology better but before that he didn't bother learning how to use anything more than a laptop (even then just the basics) and would be against it because it wasn't dramatic enough (ex. choosing to send a hand written letter to daniel instead of an email). armand supported it because he knew that if louis didn't know how to use a phone then he wouldn't be able to find his google drive full of self insert fanfiction
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AND. the thing is even would probably have been totally fine with the whole ‘feeding them regeneration energy so they won’t age and die because uh oh! the master caught the same bug the doctor has about not wanting to lose his companions but Worse!!! Because he doesn’t have any reason to stop himself from forcing them to stay!!!’ they would have been fine with that because even’s main motivation for sticking with him is that they’re good at surviving together. but he didn’t tell them. he snapped that bit of memory out of their head as many times as necessary. because if he let them remember that, remember how long and how many times they’ve done this, he’d have to admit that he’s beginning to play against his own self-interest, that he got caught by the sunk-cost fallacy.
breaking news: guy who is famous for shooting himself in the foot repeatedly shoots self in foot, claims this is actually making his foot stronger in the long run because his bones will grow back hard as steel. his foot is now infected and he still refuses to amputate.
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𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
Some out-of-context quotes from Jeremy himself, change pronouns as needed!
"You little shit, it's not a tumor, okay? I'm gonna strange your parents!"
"No one should ever put cigarettes out on their penis...for any reason."
“Get!— There’s Blood in the box, there’s blood inside this box.”
"Yeah- I have- I am- I'm... I'm just thinkin of the explosion from, like, three weeks ago"
"Would you smoke a blunt with Peter Griffin?"
"I don't wanna turn on the light and fuck up my cones and rods"
"[Name]... I would rather... I would rather be naked on camera than play League Of Legends with you for an hour."
"Feed him to the lions."
"They saw me. Uh, having sex. Uh, with Death. In my bed"
"In fact, yeah, you're gonna get punished with a Stewie Griffin impression"
"See you motherfuckers are gonna think this is funny."
"Oh ya, ya, ya! No, no, no, no, no, the thing in the fridge is definitely not human meat..."
"I am The Rats... The Rats are NOTHING with out me"
"Everyone's gonna do the "small penis" curse to me."
"He's made out of the goo that I shoot out of my staff."
"But I don't- I don't- I- I- I refuse to believe that this is an un-pog moment right here"
""You cant count worth shit" I can piss my pants though"
"Underwear is stuck to my ass right now... and its gonna take a God- its gonna take a god damn crowbar to get it off"
"I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever."
""You're built like a truck" I know, my ass is huge, I know"
""Would you ever have kids?"... No, I've shit my pants in the last year. I can't handle it. I wouldn't be able to do it."
"I don't- I like, don't know what that is but I kinda do. I don't know what that means. I don't know why I read that."
"I feel- Sometimes I feel like you guy's mother at dinner"
"Please, I'm wicked high, what are you doing?"
"Don't worry, I-I-I'll bring myself down a few PEGS, uh, when I do the catboy stream, right?"
"I'm about to sneeze again... I didn't even sneeze once today... Why did I say "again"?"
"gahd... Fuckin' fire ants everywhere... I'm gonna die from fire ants"
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