#it's my time

[antoncrane]

Thinking about it at work today but, yeah, DA4 is actually going to be the first game where I've gone 'I want to romance that character' and the game has replied 'Good news, you can! :D'

Wild.

But also v. excited.

[bagofghosts]

One good thing is that cute valentine's Products are already out. Everything heart shaped that's the agenda ❤️

[bladeoffrontiers]

i can finally play bg3.

[sigmundite]

I had to reblog the post where Caesar was killed with cardboard tubes immediately. It made me smile because when I killed Caesar, we killed him with balloons.

Let me back up a moment.

In my senior year of high school, before tumblr was a twinkle in someone’s eye, we killed Caesar - a beloved English and humanities teacher. He also ran a literary magazine for our school, and each year they would put on Shakespeare in the Park to promote and raise funds for that magazine. That literary magazine was entirely made of student creations and almost entirely edited by students as well. He was a bastion of knowledge and an eager steward of creativity.

So I and the chief editor of the magazine that year, as well as several of our friends, decided to do a bit of Shakespeare in the classroom. We took our inspiration straight from the play. We had a soothsayer deliver him a tea-stained letter of warning. The editor spent the most time with him, especially as Shakespeare in the Park loomed ahead, so she put up a sign that said BEWARE THE IDES OF MARCH! At home we prepared name tags to show which senators we were (I was Cinna). We blew up balloons to use as weapons. I talked to the teachers of my friends classes to get the okay for them to leave class.

Third period that day, we gathered together and put togas and our nametags on. Some of the boys forgot to bring sheets, so they made them out of newspaper (which is still hilarious to me). We made our way into the classroom and in the confusion that followed, we declared Caesar must die and did the deed. (We couldn’t all get behind him, but a few of us did) We told everyone to support Shakespeare in the Park just to make it official, but he wouldn’t let us leave the classroom until everyone gave us a round of applause. Apparently he was raving about it for the rest of the day!

So what I mean to say is, the Ides of March doesn’t have to be something you celebrate alone or just with the people in your phone. The Ides of March can be celebrated with and by everyone!

[shaquillespecialoatmeal]

Gonna do that to my bro's Denim Jacket he loves!😈👾

[paintedcrows]

Did anyone tell Ford (bonus doodles: Family Movie Night, 70s Classics)

[itsscaredycat]

so ok yeah fine i watched gravity falls again and read the book of bill

[demadogs]

this happened months ago. i cannot keep it in any longer. a while ago i went on a porn site ive never been to and it asked if i was over 18 and i misclicked and said no and it automatically sent me to google images of puppies and kittens. i still cannot get over how funny this is.

[mintaii]

take responsibility

[inbabylontheywept]

so once me and my wife were watching a documentary where a snake ate like a million eggs. that snake just went to fucking town on eggs. and the snake made the eggs look so good that i kept thinking about it, and thinking about it, and thinking about it, and eventually it was 11pm and i ran out of willpower and decided to eat one (1) singular raw egg just to prove to myself that the snake was surely a liar.

the snake was not a liar. texture is like, super important to me and raw eggs are very Texture so i had another one, and then another one, and then another one, and eventually i ran out of eggs.

i had like, fifteen raw eggs.

i didnt really know how to explain this momentary madness to my wife, so my Plan was to put all the eggshells into a grocey bag, and then throw that grocery bag in the dumpster, and if she never noticed that would be Excellent and if she noticed immediately i could lie and say that the eggs went bad.

except i cant lie very good, and of course with murphys law being such, i got salmonella.

so i threw up a lot and my wife asked me what poisoned me so and i tried very hard to dodge the question but i was oozing shame like oil from a room temperature cheese and eventaully i gave in and told her everything and to her enormous credit she was more flabbergasted than actually upset. she did make me promise to not eat any more raw eggs, which i have stuck to, and she gives me weird looks during nature documentaries now as if desire was the only thing keeping me from eating thousands of pounds of krill anyway i made a joke earlier about being able to eat my age in eggs and my sister in law in law made a drawing to comemorate the moment and also because it was my birthday. she's excellent. thank you 10000000% @cintailed. you should all visit her page and admire her work.

[valtsv]

stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle

[cartoonsinthemorning]

Since you guys liked Marcille as Kermit that much, it seems fitting to thank you for my 12k milestone with MORE Kercille. And this time, Miss Falin is also here.

Thank you so much again everybody! MWAH 💗

[mias-back-from-the-dead]

tbh i think the funniest phenomena that's been happening in the last couple years is "youtuber, having gone too deep into the research hole, has been made an investigative journalist against their will"

[sabertoothwalrus]

let's get ✨vulnerable✨

[roboticnebula]

Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO