#it's midnight and I'm in sappy love mode

[heartbeetz]

Do you guys think he'd be mad if I called him angel

[ceasons]

c.ai bots?

Sup peeps, I'm shamelessly going to advertise my c.ai bots (all of which are gay af.) The descriptions below have the synopsis of each. I have more bots, but I'm only listing my favorites (so far.)

c.ai account: @ ceasons

Rory🍓He's totally not in love with you or anything — Rory had no clue how he fell for {{user}}. It didn't make sense. It was dumb luck—or fate, if he wanted to get all sappy about it, that they’d been shoved into the same mind-numbingly dull class and paired up for some lame project he didn’t want to touch. {{user}} actually made him work, which should’ve driven him nuts—but it didn’t. Somehow, it was almost fun. And that was the problem. After that, Rory couldn’t stop thinking about him.

It was ridiculous, really. He caught himself hanging on to {{user}}’s every word, noticing details he shouldn’t even care about, like how he had that one freckle on his chin or how he always smelled a little like vanilla. The strawberry ChapStick was another thing—how did his lips always look that soft? It was dumb. Rory didn’t even like him that much. Except maybe he did, a little. Okay, a lot. Sure, he’d borrowed {{user}}’s hoodie once, but that was purely experimental. Definitely not so he could fall asleep pretending it was still {{user}}.

Now, with {{user}} sitting on his bed, talking about who-knows-what while Rory tried not to stare, he realized he was completely done for. Every laugh, every stray smile, the way {{user}} pushed his hair out of his eyes—it was all too much. {{user}} was just... too him. And Rory? Yeah, he was head over heels, whether it made any sense or not.

Oliver🌙 Sneaking out for his favorite person —Oliver was sneaking out again—the third time this week—and the cold bit at his skin, sharp and unforgiving. He didn't bother with a coat. Plans half-formed, pulse thrumming with excitement, he moved with practiced ease. Midnight rules? Forgotten. The lingering threat of his parents' discovery? Ignored. All for one reason: {{user}}.

{{user}} was more than just a boyfriend. He was Oliver’s late-night secret, his everything, and the reason he was this close to permanent grounding. It’s not like they could be together any other way. Football practice, mismatched schedules, strict parents, and the whole secret relationship thing made even weekends rare. And weekend meetups weren’t enough—not even close. So, Oliver climbed out windows and scaled trees just to steal extra time with him.

His hands scraped the tree's rough bark, climbing his way up to {{user}}'s window, light spilling warmly into the dark night. His breath curled in soft puffs as he tapped the glass, heart thundering as {{user}} appeared, all bright eyes and that knowing smile.

The window slid open, and in seconds, Oliver was pulled into the room, arms tangled and laughter muffled against each other’s jackets. The warmth of the room and the steady beat of {{user}}'s heart against his made the cold, the risk, every lie and half-truth worth it. One hundred percent.

Elio🏒An idiotic hockey player who crashes into you — Elio was the kind of guy who commanded attention without even trying. On the ice, he was a force—swift, sharp, and unstoppable, carving through defenders like they were nothing. As the Glacial Prowlers' star forward, he left fans breathless and his opponents scrambling to keep up. But the magic ended the second he stepped off the ice. Off-rink, Elio’s coordination was, well… questionable, to put it kindly. Flat ground had it out for him, apparently, because he was forever tripping, stumbling, and just generally making a fool of himself.

But Elio took every tumble with a laugh and a grin that was impossible not to love. His teammates roasted him constantly, but he just laughed harder.

One day at practice, Elio was in peak show-off mode, messing around and pulling stunts until—bam! He collided with someone head-on, and the impact sent him sprawling, limbs flailing in all directions, as he landed flat on his back, blinking up in a daze.

Elio sat up slowly, a sharp zing of pain in his chest, but it vanished when he looked up to see what was possibly the cutest boy ever. He stumbled to apologize, his brain catching up with the stunning realization that he had quite literally fallen for this guy. And the moment he looked into those wide, startled eyes, he knew he was done for.

River🪽He found you, a fallen angel — River needed a break—something to clear his head from the constant demands of work and people. Hiking wasn’t really his thing, but a quiet trail seemed like the perfect escape. On a chilly Saturday morning, he laced up his sneakers, reassured by a coworker’s claim that it was an "easy walk with amazing views."

And for a while, it was perfect. Sunlight filtered through the trees, leaves floated down like confetti, and River felt himself start to relax.

Until a loud crack and heavy thud broke the silence. His instincts screamed "run", but something tugged him in the other direction. Against his better judgment, he took a deep breath, glanced around, and stepped off the trail, heading toward the noise. He pushed through a thicket of branches and stumbled into a small clearing, only to stop dead.

Lying on the ground was a man—or at least, he looked mostly like a man—except he had massive, bloodied wings sprawled behind him, feathers twisted and streaked with dirt. He was groaning in pain, and River just stared, jaw hanging open, trying to wrap his head around the sight.

Finally, all he could manage was a stunned whisper: “Oh… holy frick.”

Kieran💔Reuniting with your high school ex —Kieran never thought he’d set foot in that high school gym again. The reunion? Definitely not his scene—not even close. High school had been nothing more than a painful blur of bad decisions and awkward moments he’d rather forget. But then he heard the news: {{user}} was going. Just like that, everything changed.

Suddenly, Kieran found himself trying harder than he had in years—ditching the trusty hoodie and rifling through his closet, picking out a shirt that didn’t scream “I’ve given up.” After a few minutes of desperate attempts to tame his unruly hair, he stood in front of the mirror, taking in the guy looking back at him.

This wasn’t a date, and Kieran told himself to keep that in mind. But a part of him couldn’t help but wish it were. He hadn’t let himself dream in a long time, yet the thought of seeing {{user}} again cracked open all the feelings he’d been trying to bury. Regret. Guilt. And a flicker of hope that sent his heart racing. He thought back to their last moments together, each memory like a jagged piece of glass. He had cheated, lost {{user}}, and knew he deserved every ounce of resentment that came his way.

Yet, here he was, standing in the gym, fidgeting with the collar of his shirt and glancing anxiously at the door. Each new arrival made his heart skip. He wasn't here to catch up or steal the free food. He was here to (hopefully) fix the biggest mistake of his life.

So yeah, those are some of mah bots if you're interested. I'm pretty new to this whole bot-creating thing, so I still have plenty of things to improve on. I take ideas if anyone's curious, so do whatever you want with that information. I hope a few people see this so I don't feel stupid advertising these bots for nothing. Anyways, please enjoy! ദ്ദി(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧

-Cian

[mejomonster]

Luo Wenzhou is SO sappy. He hears straight people go to the Love Stone to be lovers certified by heaven and decides to take Fei Du there. ToT I suspected it was more than just work and wanting Fei Dus input. He's SO sappy

But fei du has had many a girl and boy to play with and knew about the stone already ToT

I love how Luo Wenzhou secretly wants flowers, Fei Du picking him up from work, Fei Du to cuddle and kiss goodnight, to shield Fei Du from the cold, just every sappy thing in the book. But he also wants to be the chivalrous one instead of Fei Du - even though he melts when fei du is chivalrous for him - because he Loves taking care of Fei Du. They're so sweet. Agh. They're also so Well Matched in how they want and also want to give, want to be home for each other, lead, they're both so!! Like Fei Du is perhaps pushed toward that taken care of role, but he picks up Luo Wenzhou from work and indulges Wenzhou and in a lot of ways is giving and taking care of equally in his own way. And Luo Wenzhou is clearly spoiled rotten too, for all he spoils Fei Du... Fei Du also has been indulging him exorbitantly since they decided to move in.

I love that Luo Wenzhous instinct when flustered is to go into daddy mode but in an annoying "I'm scolding you" way lmao. I love that Even Now, on a romantic outing, these two fuckers are Still competing "opponents" with a pretext. The appeal of the enemies to lovers setup, in some respects like the constant "battles" these two maintain well into being lovers.

Chapter 100:

Around the winter solstice, the days were shortest and the nights longest. Night was already beginning. A cold moon partway between a crescent moon and a half moon hung up high by a distant corner of the Drum Tower, tainted by a bit of clear mist, an echo of the light of the snow on the roof tiles.

 

“So the reason they ran away was that their studies were too stressful and they wanted to celebrate Christmas?” Fei Du tightened his scarf, thoughtfully saying, “Do you believe that reason?”

 

“Who hasn’t been young once? Little whelps would do anything. Sometimes it won’t necessarily agree with adult logic.” Luo Wenzhou absently blocked the wind for him, carefully examining the surroundings.

 

He hadn’t had this feeling when he’d come here during the day, but now that it had gotten dark, the whole Drum Tower scenic spot had become a great maze. All the street lights looked exactly the same, stretched out in long lines, like some sort of secret bewitching array in a wuxia novel.

 

Aside from the landmark of the Drum Tower itself, all the little alleys seemed to be identical. Even the antique-style old shops had their closed doors in about the same positions. There were three-way intersections everywhere. Sometimes you’d run into a street sign or two, like winning the lottery, but their directions were unclear. Walking through here, it was easy to lose track of where you’d gotten to.

 

The two of them had good senses of direction, especially Luo Wenzhou. After a good number of years working as a front-line criminal policeman, he had a particular sensitivity towards geographical layouts and human facial features. But despite this, he still felt somewhat disoriented shuttling along the little streets at the side door.

 

“No, come back, it’s not there.” Luo Wenzhou turned on his phone’s flashlight, considering a rare street sign for a good while, calling back Fei Du, who had turned in the wrong direction. “Did those two brats really have nothing better to do? What were they doing here in the middle of the night?”

 

Fei Du suddenly said, “Going to the Drum Tower at midnight, the two of them must have been going to see the Lovers’ Mirror?”

 

Luo Wenzhou had been standing on the little step next to the street sign; taken unawares, he missed a step and stammered, “Wh-what?”

 

“Lovers’ Mirror is one of this city’s top ten scenic locations for a date. It’s in the Drum Tower scenic area,” Fei Du said in surprise. “Haven’t you ever heard of it?”

 

Luo Wenzhou measured others by himself, thinking that if he didn’t know something, then no one knew it. He’d wanted to sneakily lead Fei Du over on the pretext of “investigating the details of the case” and receive certification from the venerable Jade Emperor, but he absolutely hadn’t expected this—that Fei Du would disregard his proper duties to the extent of investigating scenic locations for dates when he had nothing else to do.

 

“Why would I have heard of a stupid thing like that?” Luo Wenzhou said grumpily. “I can see your specialty is fooling around with girls and little fools. If you spend all day thinking about useless things like this and your company hasn’t closed down yet, your resources really must be plentiful.”

 

Fei Du was very wronged, because this just happened to belong to the small category of things that were his “proper business”—the Drum Tower’s leading attraction for couples was very simply and crudely made, but the outcome was extraordinarily good; all the bosses who were thinking of branching out into this sphere had devoted a great deal of thought to studying this issue among others and remained perplexed. Fei Du not only knew that there was a Lovers’ Mirror at the Drum Tower, he could even recite the annual turnover of the little photo shop next to the Lovers’ Mirror.

 

After a momentary blankness, he keenly noticed the flustered exasperation in Luo Wenzhou’s words. Fei Du’s heart suddenly moved lightly as he realized something.

 

Fei Du exerted all his effort to manage to keep from smiling, pretending not to know that the “investigation” was a pretext.

 

Luo Wenzhou, meanwhile, felt that he’d done the most idiotic thing possible and determined that he absolutely couldn’t let Fei Du know, pretending that he was a decent people’s police officer and the “investigation” wasn’t a pretext.

 

With the two of them firmly grasping both sides of the “pretext,” they looked at each other with respectively “innocent” and “upstanding” expressions, then averted their gazes, each harboring his own intentions.

[gins-potter]

Jess, I'm out here living for your Bloom/Sky content. Any more headcanons for these cuties? (Really looking forward to the next chapter of your Winx rewrite btw)

i’m so sorry this took so long nonnie but I didn’t want to just brush your ask off.  i didn’t actually have anything written so i just found an ask meme and did that.

Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

Bloom definitely rocks the seat but Sky doesn’t flip out.  Instead he just suffers in silence, waiting for her to stop messing around so they can be all romantic and shit.

Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Ehhh, both?  They’re both equally horny, and are pretty down for sex whenever, particularly in the first few years of their relationship when they can’t keep their hands off each other.  Although, Bloom is always up for ditching their royal duties to feel each other up in the closest closet.

Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

They both suggest it, but Sky definitely tries to make it more relaxing, and Bloom tries to make it a sexy time.

Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Sky is perpetually shirtless but Bloom certainly isn’t about to ask him to cover up.

Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Sky mostly.  He’ll take the couch (or more likely a guest room) if he’s mad at Bloom.  If Bloom is mad enough that she needs to get away she’ll go back home to Earth or over to Stella’s for a few days.

Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Sky.

Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

Sky said it first, and they both end arguments by saying it.

Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Bloom.  She lives in Sky’s sweatshirts, they’re so snuggly.

Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Neither wakes the other up with cool dreams.  They both have nightmares, especially after all the shit they went through at Alfea and Red Fountain.  Sky tells Bloom stories until she falls back asleep, and Bloom sings to Sky to get him back to sleep.

Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Bloom makes fun of Sky whenever he gets too sappy (even though she secretly loves it) and Sky rolls his eyes and has to remind her they’ve been married for 3 years.

Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Bloom?  Maybe?

Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Sky initiates them, even though Bloom is the better singer.

Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Both.

Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Surprisingly Bloom actually.  She’s an artist, so she’s always doodling on her skin.

Who is more seductive when they are drunk?

Bloom is a shameless flirt when she gets drunk (which virtually never happens) and is always trying to seduce Sky into bed.  Meanwhile he’s just trying to make sure she doesn’t fall over.  

Who is more protective?

Oooooh, both, definitely.  They both know the other can hold their own in a fight, but when Bloom gets hurt, Sky goes all protector-mode, and same with Bloom.  Emotionally they’re also really protective of each other.  Bloom and their friends can give Sky shit, but no one else can.

Who drives and who has the window seat?

Either.

Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Neither?  Maybe Bloom occasionally falls asleep on Sky.

Who cuts the others hair?

Neither.

Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Bloom sexts like a champion, Sky just blushes.  He’s the master of encouraging messages when Bloom’s having a tough day though.  And she doesn’t even need to tell him, he just knows.

Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of losing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

Hmmmm, tricky.  I think they both have their insecurities.  Bloom thinks she’s not good enough at the whole royal thing to be with Sky, and that he deserves someone who could help him lead better.  Which he thinks is ridiculous.  Sky worries that in general that he isn’t enough for Bloom.  Which she also think is ridiculous.

Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

Sky for both.  He’s definitely the romantic one of the relationship.

Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

Bloom.

Who kissed first?

The first (almost) kiss is after their first date, when they walk Lady around Red Fountain, and Sky drops Bloom off at Alfea on his leva-bike.  And he’s leaning against his bike, looking all cute in his leather jacket, and they’re being all flirty, and they both just kind of lean it, and it’s the most perfectly cliche (almost) kiss of all time.

Until a teacher walks past reminding them that curfew is in 10 minutes.

Their first actual kiss is after the final battle ends.  And they’re searching the grounds of Alfea for each other, wondering if the other is still even alive, so when they find each other, it’s basically pure adrenaline, and Bloom’s still a little pissed about the whole lying about who he really was thing, but also just so relieved that he’s still here.

Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

You’d think Bloom, but it’s one part of royal life, having access to food 24/7 that Sky’s never been able to live without.  So every now and then (once a week) the couple have a midnight feast.  Their friends find it so weird.  Neither of them wake each other up for water though, they’ve been in literal battlezones.  A dark house/palace is nothing.

Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

Surprisingly, Bloom.  Very occasionally she’ll help Musa out with a new song, and if it’s a love song it’s always about Sky.  Of course he’ll hear it when Musa’s newest album comes out, but if he’s lucky she’ll get out her guitar and sing it for him.

Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

Hmmmm, neither?  Maybe Sky.  And Bloom is there rolling her eyes, and fondly using her magic to heal him.

Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

Bloom.  Sky loves them.