#it's midnight and I'm in sappy love mode

[heartbeetz]

Do you guys think he'd be mad if I called him angel

[gins-potter]

Jess, I'm out here living for your Bloom/Sky content. Any more headcanons for these cuties? (Really looking forward to the next chapter of your Winx rewrite btw)

i’m so sorry this took so long nonnie but I didn’t want to just brush your ask off.  i didn’t actually have anything written so i just found an ask meme and did that.

Who rocks the Ferris Wheel seat and who flips out and begs them to stop?

Bloom definitely rocks the seat but Sky doesn’t flip out.  Instead he just suffers in silence, waiting for her to stop messing around so they can be all romantic and shit.

Who is always horny and will have sex at any time, at any place and at any time?

Ehhh, both?  They’re both equally horny, and are pretty down for sex whenever, particularly in the first few years of their relationship when they can’t keep their hands off each other.  Although, Bloom is always up for ditching their royal duties to feel each other up in the closest closet.

Who is more into taking showers/baths together? Who tries to make it relaxing and who tries to make it sexy time?

They both suggest it, but Sky definitely tries to make it more relaxing, and Bloom tries to make it a sexy time.

Who likes to walk around the house naked and who tells the other to go put some clothes on?

Sky is perpetually shirtless but Bloom certainly isn’t about to ask him to cover up.

Who sleeps on the couch when they get into a fight?

Sky mostly.  He’ll take the couch (or more likely a guest room) if he’s mad at Bloom.  If Bloom is mad enough that she needs to get away she’ll go back home to Earth or over to Stella’s for a few days.

Who takes photos of the other while they sleep?

Sky.

Who said “I love you” first? and who ends their arguments in a fight with “Because I love you”?

Sky said it first, and they both end arguments by saying it.

Who likes to wear the others sweatshirts?

Bloom.  She lives in Sky’s sweatshirts, they’re so snuggly.

Who wakes the other up in the middle of the night to tell them a cool dream they had? Who has the most nightmares, and who sings them back to sleep after?

Neither wakes the other up with cool dreams.  They both have nightmares, especially after all the shit they went through at Alfea and Red Fountain.  Sky tells Bloom stories until she falls back asleep, and Bloom sings to Sky to get him back to sleep.

Who makes fun of the other for having a crush on them, and who has to remind them that they are in a relationship?

Bloom makes fun of Sky whenever he gets too sappy (even though she secretly loves it) and Sky rolls his eyes and has to remind her they’ve been married for 3 years.

Who starts a food fight in the kitchen?

Bloom?  Maybe?

Who initiates duets? and who is the better singer?

Sky initiates them, even though Bloom is the better singer.

Who starts the hand holding? Who grabs the others butt? Who slides their arm around their waist? Who likes to put their fingers in the belt loops?

Both.

Who likes writes the others name on their wrist?

Surprisingly Bloom actually.  She’s an artist, so she’s always doodling on her skin.

Who is more seductive when they are drunk?

Bloom is a shameless flirt when she gets drunk (which virtually never happens) and is always trying to seduce Sky into bed.  Meanwhile he’s just trying to make sure she doesn’t fall over.  

Who is more protective?

Oooooh, both, definitely.  They both know the other can hold their own in a fight, but when Bloom gets hurt, Sky goes all protector-mode, and same with Bloom.  Emotionally they’re also really protective of each other.  Bloom and their friends can give Sky shit, but no one else can.

Who drives and who has the window seat?

Either.

Who falls asleep in the others lap and who carries them to bed?

Neither?  Maybe Bloom occasionally falls asleep on Sky.

Who cuts the others hair?

Neither.

Who is super bad at sexting? and who sends them encouraging messages throughout the day?

Bloom sexts like a champion, Sky just blushes.  He’s the master of encouraging messages when Bloom’s having a tough day though.  And she doesn’t even need to tell him, he just knows.

Who thinks they are not good enough for the others love? and who’s more afraid of losing the other? Who thinks they keep messing up, only for the other to tell them they don’t need to worry?

Hmmmm, tricky.  I think they both have their insecurities.  Bloom thinks she’s not good enough at the whole royal thing to be with Sky, and that he deserves someone who could help him lead better.  Which he thinks is ridiculous.  Sky worries that in general that he isn’t enough for Bloom.  Which she also think is ridiculous.

Who starts random slow dancing with the other in the kitchen? Who holds the other just above the ground and kisses them?

Sky for both.  He’s definitely the romantic one of the relationship.

Who says shitty puns and sex jokes just to see the other giggle and blush?

Bloom.

Who kissed first?

The first (almost) kiss is after their first date, when they walk Lady around Red Fountain, and Sky drops Bloom off at Alfea on his leva-bike.  And he’s leaning against his bike, looking all cute in his leather jacket, and they’re being all flirty, and they both just kind of lean it, and it’s the most perfectly cliche (almost) kiss of all time.

Until a teacher walks past reminding them that curfew is in 10 minutes.

Their first actual kiss is after the final battle ends.  And they’re searching the grounds of Alfea for each other, wondering if the other is still even alive, so when they find each other, it’s basically pure adrenaline, and Bloom’s still a little pissed about the whole lying about who he really was thing, but also just so relieved that he’s still here.

Who orders take out at two in a morning? and who wakes the other up at three in the morning to go downstairs with them to get a glass of water because it’s too dark?

You’d think Bloom, but it’s one part of royal life, having access to food 24/7 that Sky’s never been able to live without.  So every now and then (once a week) the couple have a midnight feast.  Their friends find it so weird.  Neither of them wake each other up for water though, they’ve been in literal battlezones.  A dark house/palace is nothing.

Who writes poems/stories and love songs about the other? Do they sing the songs the write for them?

Surprisingly, Bloom.  Very occasionally she’ll help Musa out with a new song, and if it’s a love song it’s always about Sky.  Of course he’ll hear it when Musa’s newest album comes out, but if he’s lucky she’ll get out her guitar and sing it for him.

Who does some crazy stunt to try and impress the other and who ends up driving them to the emergency room after it backfires?

Hmmmm, neither?  Maybe Sky.  And Bloom is there rolling her eyes, and fondly using her magic to heal him.

Who is embarrassed when they have to wear their glasses and who thinks they look super cute?

Bloom.  Sky loves them.