#it's just how it is

[pizzapasta23045]

The Kaebedo Dynamic.

Albedo: cuts through all the bullshit and goes straight to the point.

Kaeya: is the one who created the bullshit in the first place.

[nic-coughlan]

When Colin thought Pen's carriage driver had abducted her he had came alone. What was he going to do if she had been kidnapped? Colin can't fight nor can he wield a gun 😭

ASDDFGGH why is this so unintentionally funny

like i'm all for colin wanting to protect penelope from rogue carriage drivers wanting to abduct his fiancée but our poor meow meow can't even handle his wife being the most famous writer in london without rocking himself to sleep on a couch hugging a pillow. the driver would just punch him and colin would crumble like a sandcastle it'd be real embarrassing...

[madredhattie]

One thing I’ve noticed is the Battle Subway is unique among battle facilities in being accessible early in the game - the second you reach Nimbasa you can challenge it. Other facilities are all post game - so in-universe, I feel like there’s a higher standard for challenging them. So, here’s an idea:

Ingo and Emmet have one long-standing serious argument that has never been resolved, and it’s the one of the very few times Ingo has pulled the elder brother card to ‘win’ : the debate over minimum requirements for challenging the Battle Subway. Ingo believes (and used his older twin status to implement) that there should be no restrictions on who challenges the Subway: all trainers are welcome, no matter their skill level, to come test their mettle! Pursue ever greater heights no matter where you start! 

Emmet would like there to be a minimum badge requirement. He doesn’t want to bore the Subway’s pokemon and depot agents with unfulfilling battles from trainers who aren’t serious - it means the front end agents get overwhelmed while the later teams don’t see as much work. Also, it can be pretty crushing for young trainers to be absolutely curbstomped by competitive teams. They may not wish to come back if they can’t even get past the first agent! So for that, Emmet would like trainers to have at least some experience with the gym circuit before taking on their Subway - that way he knows there’s at least some level of seriousness to their intentions.

It’s the whole Ideals vs Truth thing the twins have going on: Ideally, every trainer has the potential to reach great heights! But the truth is, not everyone is that strong - or wants to get that strong.

(This isn’t Emmet looking down on weak trainers, btw. He’s just as supportive as Ingo to people who are *serious* about getting stronger and reaching greater heights! He’s just not really interested in trainers who are only challenging them for the novelty or as a fun thing or so on. He’s way more enthusiastic about the kid with the Watchog ace who keeps coming back with new item combinations and team attempts than he is about the person who has beaten all eight gyms in Unova with their Hydreigon and has straight up shrugged off losing to the Bosses because ‘I got all the BP I needed for x item’.)

[coccineum-vocatorem]

We can't withstand forever The flame will set us free As long as we're together We dance in the ashen rain Stand side by side no matter How long the road may be And when we're burned, forever We'll dance in the ashen rain

[kale-of-the-forbidden-cities]

crazy how when you have chronic migraines anything can be explained away with "yeah that's a migraine thing"

[deadliestpieceontheboard]

wow i feel like shit time to read traumatized gays being problematic to comfort myself

[riordanverse-madness]

So, umm, I don't wanna make anyone depressed but... Annabeth canonically wore Percy's hoodies when he went missing.

[moonsavenue]

regulus, traumatized after spending the night at sirius and remus' flat: I swear, I've never heard my brother scream so loud.. and my mum used to torture him, james

james, going between amused and terrified: I don't think that's the joke you think it is, love

[sudzie-void]

Okay, idk how y'all imagine him, but Taishen will always be tiny in my eyes. Like he's taller than Queenie and Skrimm, of course he is, and he is a medium sized creature, I can see that too. But I also imagine him on like the brink of being a size small. Like man's is 4 ft 5 in my mind.

I also imagine he likes hugging his close friends so when originally started hugging Jornir, his face was right above Jornir's bellybutton, no further. Nowadays whenever Taishen wants a hug he gets uppies from Jornir

[titvs-androgynous]

Pucci is just the Fleabag sexy priest for gay men

[runawaymun]

I know it's kind of late in the day to say, but no stream! I had some social things yesterday (they were fun though!!!) and they took me out 😅

[gmanwhore]

O and Bibi, you guys are both experienced fictionkin people, how do I deal with the revelation that I am possibly sort of a guy from a game?

You stare at her wall for a little bit. You consider all possible things that could have happened in order for this fate to befall you. You shut and say "Oh well. I guess I am this guy!" Then when you least expect it you get hit with the memories. But mostly it's just "oh that's cool. Anyways!"

[maniacace]

i can't commit to seasonal playlists. sure i'll make some and try to stick to them but if the depression is just a bit too strong one day i will be listening to Punisher in the middle of july with 45°C outside my house without a second thought

[only-man-in-the-sky]

block button looking so tasty right now

[optiwashere]

99.999% of me is an unapproachable butch woman at your local dive bar, the one that only ever has the shittiest metal bands playing. Incomprehensible goregrind with 14 second songs or Your Brother's Metalcore Band only.

But 0.001% of me wants to be incredibly femme in one specific way. That part of me? She wants to literally be Taeyeon in the SNSD MV for All Night. For one day. Maybe. But it's still there...