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victorystalline · 6 months

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Repost, don't reblog ; Bold whatever your muse knows! Italics is a maybe.

Nico doesn't know shit lmfao. Anything in italics is verse/discord dependent.

MAJOR GAME EVENTS

HISTORY

ANTAGONISTS

LEGENDARY POKEMON

ULTRA BEASTS

REGION LOCKED STUFF

RPC-SPECIFIC

#◇ headcanon.#◇ ooc.#he doesn't know shit about shit #it's just all empty lmfao

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shesmore-shoebill · 5 months

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spitballing pining amangela + disaster amanda thoughts for my own perusal later:

When it comes to pining amangela unfortunately my brain is so enamoured with the concept of the rpf au Amanda who is SO down bad and is Not Making Good Decisions About It. I think the more composed/well adjusted/well reasoned Amanda is about things normally/is about other things happening the better it is for her to be a goddamn wreck about this. Like she can be deeply, wildly, hilariously in denial for a while, realize, and then handle the realization terribly. And it can be a trainwreck the whole time!

She can be HORRIFICALLY undercommunicating! She can be straight up lying! She can be lying poorly! Avoiding Angela! Avoiding people who would ask her about it! Fumbling other shit because she's trying to regain equilibrium. Doubling down in the worst ways possible: going on bad dates, avoiding conversations more after being called out, lying and then double lying, etc.

(I'm just a sucker for the trope of "character who normally has their shit together becomes a complete and total disaster about their feelings regarding a specific person".)

And like disaster Angela is fun- DUAL disaster Amangela is fun- but for me there's an extra layer of satisfaction of an Angela who also has a Lot of feelings about Amanda but is actually more at peace with/better at handling her emotions about it in comparison. Love a development to a relationship that unveils/highlights extra depths to both individuals, and I think the sort of fandom assigned roles of "responsible one/chaos gremlin" are VERY fun to flip in this scenario.

Like specifically the dynamic being "Amanda, normally competent and put together, absolutely putting her foot in her mouth during a regular convo with Angela/avoiding Angela blatantly and badly bc she JUST realized her feelings and is Not Fine About It, vs Angela who spilled her coffee in her car on the way over and is late for work, but has generally accepted she loves Amanda being very ????? about whatever weird gymnastics Amanda is doing."

(This also opens up for either angst OR comedy). (Or both!! ideally both. if i write it, it will probably be both, because i wont be able to resist.)

(Or, if the feelings are unrequited... even more opportunities open up.. ALL angst for sure, then. But more opps.....)

#smosh rpf #amangela #the more i brainstorm about this the more clear it becomes that the empty space fic was very much a version of this lmfao #theres an interesting line to straddle with making amanda a disaster for this rpf dynamic where i do want it to feel. in character.#and true to life bc i think it carries the most weight/entertainment that way. but this IS RPF so like.#being in character is not. the end all be all lmfao. technically this is all out of character.#but for this specific dynamic to work i want their regular dynamic to still be super clear so that the inversion. Hits™. much to think abou #smosh hcs #my fic #(in theory)#amangela angst au #pining amanda #theres a nonzero chance that i just write multiple versions of this dynamic/scenario bc my brain is soo stuck on it #if i get around to writing that is #amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #disaster amanda

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spartanexperience · 7 days

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I need to know. does Boreas have legs under that robe. Does he have a fuckable lower body or is his body underneath just a void of air and cloud. He seems to have thicc thighs in the first pic (hot damn) but they vanish once he starts to fly. THESE ARE THE REAL QUESTIONS, I NEED TO KNOW IF ORITHYIA CAN GIVE HIS ASS A SURPRISE SQUEEZE WHEN HE FLIES PAST HER AND FLUSTER HIM 👀i need to know if they can bend Boreas over that throne and fuck him silly until he's a whimpering mess begging for release

#Bad ending: Ori crawls under his robe to suck him off and finds an empty void BDJDKANLSNS #Anyways something something about Ori getting her kicks and a massive power rush from dominating the all powerful North Wind himself #Yeah theyre a human. Yeah theyre small compared to him.#Doesnt matter shes a scientist theyre gonna build a strap on JUST for Boreas lmfao #Oh yeah and she also spoils Boreas with body worship. Kisses all over. Calling him a good boy and pretty princess.#Ori especially is a big loveydovey sap. they know Boreas doesnt have a good self esteem so she spoils him :) <3 #The two of them dont fuck nasty theyre very sappy and romantic in bed tbh #Minors dni #Nsft text #🌪️🧮borethyia #Why are Boreas' hands so dainty and pretty. Bro probs has a 10/10 nailcare routine

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3416 · 1 year

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willy admitting he wanted to get 40 goals so bad that it threw him off his game the last 10-15 games of the season is so.... interesting

#i think he doesnt get enough credit for how calculated his nonchalance is sometimes lol #like yeah he genuinely doesnt care abt a lot but also stuff CAN bother him lmfao #and he can want things. the whole perfect temperament for toronto might be true but #he gets escape from there for a big chunk of the year to reset and not deal with it and thats part of it lol #i find the personality mix just so fascinating like #yeah he head empty but also... he knows when hes being watched..#him telling sandy not to get emotional bc there were cameras still around as they walked out like. yeah thats some awareness right there.#hes hard for me to read sometimes but . i dont think hes ALL go with the flow the way #the medias pounced on that narrative this yr

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insecateur · 1 year

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Me, looking at vulgar french words for penis: Oh neat they also have Verga

Also tbt to the time a teacher of mine said "Le bilo bitte" instead of Bic and we spent a full hour laughing

"verge" is commonly used in french smut and is at least marginally better than "membre" which is a nightmare imo. "organe" is another euphemism which i feel like you need to be very confident in order to pull off. i haven't written smut in french in so long i'd like to write some this year

"bite" is always funny altho i do think going a step further and reaching for "teub" gives it a real special flavor

#la réponse d #also bite is just always a riot in english.#french smut is a lot less vulgar than in english in general funnily enough at least in fic #people will use euphemisms for everything. even in like pwp #i saw 'bite' only in like. two fics back when i was researching for my in-universe fanfiction #i do have a soft spot for 'verge' tho even if it's silly #when i was writing the bad french smut i wanted to try and use 'engin' somewhere but couldn't do it #i do think augustine would use 'engin' to talk about lysandre's dick to aggravate him tho.#would probably make puns and jokes about him being an engineer.#anyway sorry for going in a tangent i am still shiniless and suffering💔#talking about funny peepee words helps #WHY DID A BUNCH OF THE WORDS GET ADDED AS TAGS LMFAO.#ohhhh it's bc i forgot not to use quotes oughhhhhhh brain empty #okay i'll fix this on pc later but first missing word was bite. second was uhh i think verge. last was ENGIN #my tags are ruined but i'm not retyping all that sry #i fixed it on pc.

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angelstrawbabie420 · 28 days

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im so fucked LMFAO ive really done it

#this is another level of fuckery like im actually just disgusted by myself im turning into my father #actually fucking ridiculous #what the fuck is wrong with me #just gathered up all the empty liqour bottles in the whole house (a lot we don’t always throw them out bc they take up so much space #and our garbage is tiny)#pried all the spouts off them so i could get the last drops out #got maybe half a shot out of it and the worst part is that i feel better #which i KNOW is my mind playing tricks on me because when i actually drink half a shot doesnt do jack shit #lol. lmfao. im going fucking insane.#second worst part is i dont even want to quit bc it makes me feel so much better like SO much better #and i cannot cope anymore #lol lol lol lol lol im totally not losing control. i totally dont have a problem #i dont recognize myself anymore and yet i do. ive been dependent on some substance or another for the past decade #how am i equally appalled and entirely unsurprised at myself #and despite it all i just want another shot. or 12 #it worked. it fucking worked i was on the edge of a massibe panic attack and i feel better. just disgusted with myself

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archersgoon · 5 months

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actually the thought of lucian aged 19 just buried his father in charge of the whole mountain immediately moving alone into a cottage with no windows. yes clearly this is the mark of a man handling things well

#he's in there with one candle lit staring into the empty fireplace at 3 in the morning i know it #phaedra: a bedframe might be nice / lucian: i don't deserve a bedframe #august voice wow finnikin you think lucian might not be doing so well? really? wow imagine if someone had brought up that this might be a #problem right at the start. imagine that. <- hes fully like hm we should keep an eye on him he's 19 and his dad just died #but everyone's like noo he has the strength of spirit necessary to handle everything himself. okay well maybe we could check in on him #regardless. lmfao #i say all this. everyone's on his back about not controlling the monts rather than the uh. debilitating mental illness

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bearfeathers · 2 years

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the thrilling sequel to book!francis never shutting up about "the handsomest man in the navy": amc!jfj constantly pestering sir john like

will francis be joining us?

will francis be joining us???

pls just fuck so your crews don't have to put up with this anymore.

#amc the terror #the terror #legit that one scene where they're on erebus #all eating silently #and jfj is just fucki g STARING at the empty place setting where francis should be #when will he come have dinner with me uh i mean US again? :(#fitzier #jfj: pls like me pls like me pls like me i like you so pls like me #poor sir john lmfao #your two captains are trying to fight or fuck at all times

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ardentpoop · 3 months

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cant believe we're back here again (except yes i can)

#how do people not see the pattern by now #like ok sure. lets just keep hoping to postpone the destructive conservative agenda every election cycle by voting for ''the lesser evil''#lets not collectively work for anything better than that.#i feel so hopeless and empty all the time merely existing as a queer muslim american is actually a sick joke lmfao #like you just want to roll over and die sometimes.

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abba-enthusiast · 1 year

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Why are groceries so expensiiiiiiiiive

#killing biting maiming #every time i walk into a coop i come out 100 francs pooree #*poorer #and like. I’m not even buying meat #i just spent over 100.- for this week’s meals and i put everything away and the fridge is still half empty #like where did all that money go??? 😭#(sure i could eat pasta with tomato sauce everyday and then it’d be cheaper but do I want to live like that? absolutely not)#also i wanted to buy the microwave fondue for the laughs but it was 5 francs????#and i also forgot that i don’t own a microwave anymore lmfao #aber hey. 100 superpünkt und 5 märkli 😭

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deermouth · 1 year

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I generally have a grudge against Halloween decor, because I think a lot of it is cute, but then it's all cheap plastic crap that's already chipped or will start to the moment you take it home. With that in mind: look, Michaels, if I wanted to decorate my house with dirty legbones I'd just go find some real ones in the woods or something.

#desc in alt text #i know most people dont want to shell out for like real bones and nice glass jars and handmade decor but #IT'S PLASTIC IT'S ALL PLASTIC AAAAA #relatedly did you know michaels just doesnt sell wool yarn #they have like 3 cotton options and the rest are poly/acrylic lmfao #anyways. this michaels is in a mall that i guess isn't technically dead #but you can't get to any of the stores from the inside. all those doors are closed.#was informed this by a woman witha shopping cart as i was wandering confusedly around the completely empty halls #but why was SHE in there? mall spirit?#really added to the experience of going to a michaels imo

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souvlakicocaine · 6 months

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I need 2 act more like myself whatevr that means instead of being a void that emulates others

#my txt #I rlly have a frightening lack of identity #and not in the way I think most ppl on there mean where they’re in an unstable place due 2 being young/hormones etc #I genuinely need another person 2 use as a point of reference at all times even remotely #2 use as a guardrail 2 fall back on 4 how 2 act #I can’t just exist #it makes me feel so empty and uninteresting #ok goodnightttt #i have a test tmrw lmfao retake pls wish me luck I’ll need it #♱#🧿

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nc-vb · 1 year

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why does second hand embarrassment have to be so much worse to feel than regular embarrassment??????

#like!!!!! why did i have to walk in on this!!!!#LONG STORY SHORT i'm working a late shift tonight!!#it's just me my coworker and our other coworker working (that coworker 1 has a massive crush on)#apparently!! coworker 1 doesn't know we're both still here! yet even still!#why the FUCK would you be watching something like this in the MIDDLE the literal MIDDLE of the kitchen???? empty or not??#ffs it wasn't even quiet.... full on sex noises and everything... but like brutal noises. brutal... noises.#i walked in first. bc ofc i do and that's just my damn luck #but then coworker 2 comes in through the other door!!!!!! it's that spiderman meme that we're all just looking and pointing!!!!#i'm a prude irl and i'm easily embarrassed but if this happened directly to me that someone walked in on me with this?#(it never would happen bc i'm not insane lmfao)#i still wouldn't be as embarrassed as i was to be the third party witness to coworker 1's emotional downfall.#he's not gonna recover from this. she looked scarred for life; i'm sure i did too #and now i'm home still recovering....#prayers for coworker 1; he's never gonna recover and i'm never gonna let him live it down #told him to drop me the link; he told me to fuck off #which is fair.#✦ nc vb.

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orcelito · 1 year

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trying to piece together the residents of this goddamned ship through the barest of hints

the man who found vash 70 years ago i think was Sensei's father(?) considering there's an old pic of

This. that hair matches the hair of the man who found vash & also the face

and it being 70 years ago & this man already looking in his 30s or so, he'd be VERY old for being Sensei.

i also 100% missed the fact that Sensei did.. die...

this being the last time we see him (i think), among the group of ppl that were turned into puppets. which i didnt really register my last read, but it absolutely would mean he was dead, bc that dude made his puppets out of corpses.

Luida just straight up not answering about Sensei's fate

and then Vash seeing Sensei's face among this dream(?) of People Who Died (which was the first time i'd realized he was maybe not alive, RIP)

so. yeah. Sensei's 100% dead. and i am so sad.

#speculation nation #fanny reads trigun #fanny's trigun analysis #trigun spoilers/#ive gathered tho that the residents of the ship really do not use the cold sleep chambers #they Exist. we see them. but then it shows a shot of the pods. which are empty.#these people are just living their lives as a community. not extending their lifetimes in hopes of a new tomorrow #but rather. just living in the present. falling in love and having children. continuing on in this way.#so Luida wouldnt have been the leader for the whole time. not like in tristamp.#there's a brief flashback of her when she's younger. 40 years ago it said. where vash steps in to save them from confronting knives #if we go off of that. assuming she was either a teenager or early 20s. she's probably in her 50s-60s. which tracks i think #then there's Brad and Jessica. among the recent generation. Brad's 4 when they first meet him. Jessica around that age too #13 years pass before he sees him again. making him 17. but if we zoom in 8 years before. it will have been 5 years. So.#9 year olds Brad and Jessica... adorable.#yeah if we assume that's Luida in that pic up there she looks Maybe 40 ish. so. reasonable to assume she's in her 50s or so.#adding this post to the books of Things Im Trying To Figure Out Through Subtle Details And Passing Statements #god i miss having a thorough wiki to reference. it's hard doing all this detail digging myself.#but I WILL DO ITTTTTTTTTTTT for the fanfic. i gotta have a fuckin iron grip on my trimax trivia for this i guess lmfao

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moe-broey · 6 months

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Hmmmm.....

#i've been at my sister's for like? four days? three? idk i have no sense of time #decided to just stay once she got back/weather was real bad anyway. unexpected snowstorm #power's been out for like? two days? at my place? and a bunch of our friends places too lmfao #i think it'll come back soon people are working on it. but. hhhhhh #i actually have A Lot of trouble focusing deeply if i'm not in my own space and ESP if i'm around others #idk why i'm built like that. i brought all my art stuff but i am so aimless....... head empty.........#and then there's my thoughts that just unceremoniously got cut off LMFAO sorry #was gonna do an in-depth look at thrasir/veronica through an aromantic lense #i've been meaning to do that for a while but like. for certain things the vibe has to be Just Right #like if i'm not actively going insane about it it's just not happening LMFAOO #same for my bigger project too........ my comic............ please come back to me........#i really don't know what to do though. i'm not discontent i'm just bothered i'm not making use of my time #LIKE. ESP. when you take meds to be A Functioning Human. you feel a deep need to make the most of it.#not even like capitalist productivity propaganda wise. but honestly the fact that i do have to pay to live 'normally'#is a side effect of that tbh. capitalism is the problem. as always. we should destroy america #hhhhh.... i will. attemtp to draw. 🫡

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ouroboobos · 11 months

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A lot of of (primarily white) grown adults hide their complacency and complicitness behind the schtick of "I'm sorrrryyyyy its just because I'm so anxious and smol wahhh I'm so pathetic I'm such a pushover I'm so dumb" to try and keep you from holding them accountable but it's time to stop coddling them and just be like yeah you are pathetic and stupid.

#♥︎#like?#i keep seeing posts about various issues that are worded like #'its ok if you dont have the energy to give a shit abt marginalized ppl!! take care of urself first you cant pour from an empty pot 💛'#and 99.9% of the time its a post written by a white person about other white people #like giving permission to not give a fuck or do anything abt whatever is being discussed #its so nasty and also just fucking weird? why do we think we're in a position to do that #also its always like ''you cant take care of other people if u dont take care of yourself first 🥺''#as if the type of people internalizing those messages would ever use even one ounce of their resources or energy for the cause lmfao #you know what i mean? does this make sense?#its always the type of person who could have all the money in the world and limitless time and energy and still wouldnt do anything #because its ''bad for their mental health'' or the situation makes them ''sad''. am i making sense #practically everyone who behaves this way has every opportunity to educate themselves but they will refuse #because theyre simultaneously spineless and cruel #this is primarily abt palestine but its also about everything

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