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for rpf enthusiasts, this edit as a gift because they have consumed my soul
#i was kind of apprehensive about posting bc idk if some people might take this too seriously#it's just a harmless joke!#assad zaman#eric bogosian#zamasian
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MAN THAT REALLY COLORS THIS RESPONSE IN THIS CONVERSATION SO DIFFERENTLY FOR ME
#bg3#like here my silly ass that doesn't know shit was thinking 'wow i'm actually surprised he's pretty chill with this'#JOKES ON ME I'M BOOBOO THE FOOL#IT'S P R O B A B L Y MORE LIKELY THAT HE JUST ASSUMES IT WON'T LAST AND HE HAS NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT#WOW............DAMN............GOT ME#CAUGHT ME SLIPPIN CAUSE I AM A LORE NOVICE HERE....................................#like SURE you could ASSUME that astarion would be flippant about having multiple partners like why wouldn't the flirty one be that way righ#but no no no there's much to think about here i'm unpacking the fucking layers i can feel my mind peeling like an onion#woag mama#i'm not articulate today b/c brain fog but i hope that made any sense#and hey maybe I'M even making assumptions but calling it a 'harmless affair' just.....that hits different#astarion
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"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"
dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.
but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.
the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.
so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.
we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.
now leave us alone.
#spilled ink#writeblr#slam poetry#i started this as a joke and ended up taking after#the poem about all the women in the world meeting in the bathroom#i can't find it to link it directly i've been googling for like 15 minutes if someone can remember#turns out frantically googling the only lines like ''women meeting in the bathroom''#''secret womens meeting you always believed happened" is not useful for . to search??? help :(#also the reason this says harmless so many times is bc like#this is 100% about like#yeah man when ppl are mean about ppl enjoying things like. fuckin lady gaga#like this is so obviously about ppl who steal ur joy for no reason (i WILL steal ur joy if ur a bigot btw)#also yes it's bc someone was like ''liking the mcelroys in 2023 is cringe''#and im like. dude what the fuck literally just let people like things it's LITERALLY not that deep.#like i dont like centipedes theyre one of like the 2 bugs im squicked out by ... but like.#if u really like centipedes. im like so happy for you. i hope you can put socks on ur centipedes#so they can speedclean ur floors. that would be fun and cool!!!#i love u i hope all of you have a weird passion i love you i hope that passion fills your life like soap bubbles
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The cutest reminder ever that the way family works in TSAMS canon is that two parties have to be in mutual agreement that they are family. If one party doesn't agree then they aren't family. Parties can revoke familial ties whenever they want and that means they are no longer family.
"Code Relation" theory is stupid because you're then implying that Eclipse is Sun and Moon's child. Which he isn't. Or that Killcode is somehow Moon's child and his brother at the same time that he's Eclipse, Lunar and Bloodmoon's "father" at the same time that they're Sun and Moon's grand children. Like, we're seeing the issue here, right?
Don't make things more complicated than it has to be. Just accept the fact that family is literally determined by a verbal agreement between two animatronics and nothing else because none of them were born from wombs. That means respecting canon when characters in canon decide that they aren't comfortable being family (like Eclipse) or just straight-up disown everyone (like Bloodmoon). It's okay to have headcanons, but don't try to push them onto canon.
#alex talks#tsams#tsams discourse#the sun and moon show#just respect canon#not everyone has to share your headcanon about how family should work#pushing headcanons onto people and claiming it's canon is rude#and really fucking gross too#let people enjoy canon without having headcanons that they don't like/agree with being shoved in their faces#istg if I see another argument as to why a harmless ship is “actually incest” because of “code relations” I'm going to scream#yes I am staring at the people who are making that claim about shadowplanet#code does not define family in this show have we not learned this already#if that were the case then most of the animatronics would be related because they were made by fazbear and that would be an issue#because a lot of them are dating like bros please open ur eyes and see how this stuff actually works in TSBS instead of#Pretending your headcanons are canon#again#it's fine to have family headcanons and the code relation headcanon but don't push it onto canon#that's so rude and annoying#also do you really think the VAs would joke about shadowplanet if they thought it was somehow incest#in any way shape or form#family doesn't work by “relations” it works by agreement#Solar wasn't family until he agreed to be family#and even then he was like “yeah a distant cousin or smth idk”#idk now I'm just#alex screams into the void#yeah#pop off king
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I think parents should stop telling their kids scores matters above all else then complain when their kids doesn't do anything in college but go to classes and not join clubs and talk to people.
Idk just a thought.
#especially from early on#idc if you say it in a joking way or a passing comment#none of that 'whyd you get a B and not an A?'#your kids will internalize it if they keep hearing it#its NOT harmless#and itll really REALLY fuck them up in the future#just a though ya know#college#lyssten to my rambles
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Happy Pride to that chase scene
#blind man's bluff#ladyredms#l4d2#to make this lore accurate nick would have to look pissed off but ellis could stay the same hehe#idk why this small scene stuck with me maybe it was elevated by the tension relief of the angels leaving#i just loved seeing them have a bit of stupid and harmless fun together!!!#in general the scenes where the group can just relax enough to have inane conversations and joke around a bit#it's automatically also so relaxing and enjoyable to read too like omg i'm always cheering when the gang can shower or eat or rest woohoo!!#and happy pride everyone 🌈
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Yeah I'm sad to admit it but yes I am officially coming out as a McLennon stan I'm so sorry
#mclennon#paul mccuntney#paul mccartney#john lennon#“they're real people”#who acted GAY with eachother on a regular#The Beatles is a social construct#I'm joking y'all i just ship them in a harmless sense#they're cute i mean what could i say#oh no#shipping real people 🤬🤬🤬#I'd be against it if they THEY were against it but they seemed alright#guys it's just brainrot I'll grow out of it eventually
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genuinely think it's good and healthy to follow at least one person in each of your fandoms who reblogs good gifsets but has just...absolutely dogshit takes on the show, or who ships that ship you despise. keeps things fresh. keeps things grounded. you gotta stay humble
#lauren feels things#fandom#this is mostly a joke post#obviously create the experience on tumblr that yOU want#you are not obligated to do any fucking thing on this website#but like....there are a few people I've been following on my other blog#(my real and anonymous one where I do most of my reblogging/fandom stuff)#and I've been following them for YEARS#or they're mutuals from the fandoms I've written fic for#and they just post the most out of pocket shit#or they ship ships that totally squick me out#or - the most annoying sin of all to me -#they post sanctimonious explanations about how the creators/actors/whatever#really feel THIS way about this particular thing#and all you other fans are wrong#(and like......no they don't. unless that actor or writer has said that#you have no idea they think that. also it doesn't matter what they think.)#but I'm honestly not kidding when I say this makes my personal fandom experience better#bc a) some of these people are just pals I disagree with!#and b) none of them are - like - toxic or anything#there's a certain kind of fandom discourse I do not tolerate#these people are mostly just kind of silly sometimes about stuff#and ultimately harmless#but it helps me understand a fandom better#and the fact that I've been doing it for like a decade now#means that i truly never get offended or hurt or feel any kind of way#when I see a bonkers take on something#bc I'm just like 'oh sure you're wrong but whatever good for you seems like you're having fun'#and sometimes ppl in fandoms take things SO PERSONALLY!#and it's okay that some people who make art you like or amazing gifsets feel differently about the thing you both love
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the more time goes on the more negative i feel about totk, its got lots of reasons but aside from me thinking about what else they could have easily done instead of what we got its more and more bc its so put on a pedestal like its the best zelda ever and also its affecting botw in retrospect, not just by the lore, but the fact that people have been saying even shortly after totks release that theres 'no point playing botw' anymore, and will see botw as nothing but totks "bad" prototype is just SO infuriating to me
you know when you initially feel neutral (or ignorable dislike) about a character but then the fandom for some reason gets so insanely obsessed with them that you just start disliking them more and more over time ... yeah
#ganondoodles talks#i know its da new game so of course its the focus#but its 99.99% just praise and i just dont get it#the only criticism i see is from a few people in my little fandom bubble and from annoying ytubers who just hate without reason#no i am not complaining about idk monster variety or complain that the dodge tech is unfair bc i dont always get it (lol)#im too insane over this franchise to only care about gameplay#anyway#if i dont get this comic update done today i might as well quit#(joking)#i havent dared watching any of the big zelda you tuber guys... are there even any that have similar complaints as me or am i just that weir#... i might just be that weird#i have always been the odd one in my -ultimately harmless but nonetheless very important to me media-opinions anyway
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Fuck Marry Kill members of the bnha UA school staff
image randomizer here
#bnha#mha#ua staff#boku no hero academia#present mic#yamada hizashi#hizashi yamada#yell man#if you have gotten this far in the tags you may have noticed that i am not tagging anyone else: bc this is just a link to a pmic figure png#this poll is to see how many people will take it at face value and how many will notice. and also bc i think its a funny harmless lil joke#anyways. the tags are like the fine print of tumblr. dont say i didnt tell u about this joak this is me telling u here and now. send post
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#April fools#just a fun harmless little joke#and a day off from pokemon polls#pikmin#pikmin smash or pass#pkmn smash or pass#pkmn#I’ve been told before that pkmn sometimes looks like pikmin#so that’s the joke folks
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do you think that when victim was made. for a moment they loved their god
#do you think they looked at him with admiration#do you think that for just a second they were grateful to be alive#and maybe it took a moment to register what he was doing#maybe for a second they thought he was playing and thought “oh#what a silly joke! but don’t do that again#please#it hurts”#maybe they thought it was harmless fun until a few seconds in#when the weight of their name set in#fett rambles#ava
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scurries up Swindle's leg, up his torso, opens his chest subspace and crawls in
please dont
#this ask made me uncomfortable if im being honest#no more invasive like question like this that regard touching without consent please#i know this is a joke or harmless but its just something i personally dont enjoy#i sorta project not liking to be touched onto swindle so getting that ask sorta make me uneasy /gen /nm
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Guys I’ve just seen a take so completely outrageous so I just wanna point out something one of the creators of total drama (Terry) has said in recent times
None of the contestants would have hate towards gay people
I also think it’s kind of weird to just give characters the homophobic/transphobic headcanon just because of how they look or how their attitude is?? Completely insane
Also just saying criticizing/negatively questioning people on their lgbtq+ headcanons for characters is literally insane. It’s called a headcanon for a reason?? It’s never been confirmed except for a few characters?? Like come on, let’s be serious for a few moments !
#total drama#tdr#tdi#total drama headcanons#total drama hot take#lets not make characters homophobic just because of their personality#lets also not be mean about harmless headcanons??#its so childish#‘oh no they would probably—‘ lets not !#im just stating something that bugged me#it was so ridiculous 😭#i cant even#thats like if i told somebody who headcanons harold as gay ‘no he’d call gay people slurs on mic haha’ like stfu??#you cant just act like your opinion is a Fact#its alright to say ‘<character> is <whatever> because I SAY SO’ like thats Fine because its clearly lighthearted and a joke#like YES for example alejandro is gay because i say so!! but that doesnt mean its a fact? its just a joking saying#because it’s an opinion#im not stating it like everyone who disagrees is wrong and im right
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lucifer acts like he's the type of guy who'd be into dark comedy or high-brow satire, and he is to some extent, but he in fact prefers to watch michael mcintyre walk around on stage going "wooo wooo" pretending he's hoovering
#lucifer live at the apollo enjoyer. is this comprehensible to anyone not from the uk#it's the wine mum + exhausted dad in him#they make him enjoy stand-up about the intricacies of domestic life#of course he doesn't react outwardly but inside he's wheezing#obey me lucifer#misc thoughts#i've found that mcintyre is quite the polarising figure (at least among my peers)#some of them think he's adorable and others find him incredibly annoying#i'm not fully in either camp myself... i think he's harmless and quite funny sometimes but he's not always my cup of tea#some of his jokes just go on for waaaay too long esp. the ones where he's just Making Noises#i love Making Noises but michael please that's enough. the joke was funny two minutes again you don't need to keep doing it#i feel like normally this would annoy the hell out of lucifer too#but upon sitting down to watch stand-up all his usual sternness disappears and he just becomes a tired mum on a friday night
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I don’t know what the motive behind this tragedy was. But I will say All the misogyny and normalization of wishing violence on Taylor and her primarily female fanbase in the name of “ jokes” has real consequences. The harm doesn’t go away just because Taylor is rich and white. It’s normalization of violence.
#it’s possible it wasn’t specific to her and someone just targeted kids#but jokes like that still normalize violence#that stuff doesn’t always stop online#and the normalization of wishing harm on Taylor and her fanbase has consequences#I’m so tired of people acting like the harm goes away bc Taylor is rich and white#the jokes about her and her fans being executed- as if it’s even a normal joke#it’s not a harmless joke it creates a space for violent misogyny#Taylor swift
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