#it's just a fucking patch
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Why do millenials and above get so triggered with the fucking star acne patches
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Currently thinking of omegaverse epic Au where Omega Odysseus is constantly fighting off his alpha suitors. My thought process is Penelope's a beta and it's common for omega kings to take a second spouse that can...well you get the picture. Anyway one day he's just trying to enjoy himself at the beach (skinny dipping in the tides) when a few of the suitors pull up like "Heeeeeeey~". So Odysseus finally snaps and says something along the lines of "The only alpha who could be worthy of an omega such as myself would be Poseidon!"
"Oh really~?"
Thunder rumbles above them, they all look up, and there sits Zeus on his throne of women shaped clouds (did I watch Neil Illustrators God Games animatic earlier, maybe). Looking smug and putting on his best bedroom eyes,
"What about Zeus, king of the gods~?"
Odysseus considers it for like 0.5 seconds, before swallowing nervously and essentially saying "I said what I said". Zeus is completely taken aback, absolutely dumbstruck as Poseidon finally busts from the sea, grabs Odysseus by the hips and basically goes "HA! Now fuck off jackass he's mine!"
#Apollo freezes while watering a patch of hyacinth#Hyacinthus: “What's wrong babe?”#Apollo: “I don't know...Cold dread just washed over me along with a really fucked up sense of deja vu”#Apollo: “Like something awful that I've experienced is about to happen to someone else...”#epic the musical#odysseus#epic#epic poseidon#odysseus epic#epicthemusical#zeus epic#epic zeus#poseidon epic the musical#epic odysseus#I don't think this counts as manwhore au right?#ah fuck it just to be sure#manwhore au#Odysseus x Poseidon
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noncon - somnophilia
simon rutting his thick fucking and leaking cock on your clothed pussy, staining the lacy little thing, grunting in hushed whispers how he’s going to make a bigger mess if you just let him.
you’re sure you weren’t supposed to have heard him say that. hell, he shouldn’t even be in your room…
where’s john? where’s your husband?
#john gave him permission actually so#yk#brought simon home to patch him up but son wont calm the hell down—adrenaline rush and all—and sicced him to you#that maybe if he fucked his energy then the bastard can finally pass out before he dies of blood loss#you’ll understand wont you baby? he’s just tryna help s’all…#cw somnophilia#cw noncon#sun rambles#simon ghost riley x reader
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Doodle dump!
Brainrot so bad i made a fanchild 💀💀💀
Also dont ask me why i have tons of colored sketches in such a short amount of time im also freaking myself out 💀
#digital art#my art#artwork#cove holden fanart#olba mc#olba cove#olba fanart#olba#our life mc#our life: beginnings & always#our life beginnings and always#our life#gb patch games#cove holden x mc#cove holden#cove x oc#cove x mc#DAD COVE DAD COVE#olba cliff#cliff holden#leandra last#elizabeth last#idk if theres a tag for the moms im sorry 💀#i read a fic where cove and the mcs kid is just another cove and i thought that was so fucking funny#tho i wanted to atleast have one resemblance from the mom#kori and her peircing gold eyes
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these guys are so cool to me. gummy bear style. take your vitamins 👇
dont even worry about dazai he's a survivor he could get spitroasted by 2 trucks on a busy highway and somehow manage to frolic away with maybe slight injuries
#bsd#bsd atsushi#bsd akutagawa#bsd dazai#at this point im just doing whatever comes to mind#why hasnt anyone held atsushi down with scissors already#his hair is a nightmare#meanwhile i had to hide akutagawas big ass forehead#he has a cabbage patch baby head#art tag#bsd sskk#can i even tag this as them. theyre doing fuck all
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The Wyll epilogue dialog that's been in the game since Patch 6 is finally accessible - hooray
#baldur's gate 3#bg3#wyll romance#wyll ravengard#wyll#bg3 wyll#bg3 patch 7#bladeweave#all his *new* dialog is fucking buggy I tell you#you can see this here too because what 'fighting for your people' do you mean wyll#idk I'm past getting pissed#I'm just like...whatever#my stuff#video
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i'm post time skip
#shanks is actually NOT normal about it btw he's just insane in a completely different way#shanks thinks they're going through a 'rough patch' when they've actually been divorced for 2 decades#anyway fuck judge all my homies hate judge#monkey d luffy#monkey d. luffy#portgas d ace#red hair shanks#shanks#buggy the clown#i refuse to call him captain. shut up#black leg sanji#usopp#soul king brook#trafalgar law#donquixote doflamingo#vinsmoke reiju#vinsmoke judge#and the other ones
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listen up you punk, you better watch your step! version with blood under cut
#my art#digital art#jrwi the suckening#emizel tucker#jrwi emizel#jrwi fanart#jrwi emizel fanart#the suckening fanart#jrwi suckening#just roll with it the suckening#just roll with it fanart#just roll with it emizel#the patches on his legs [from the top of his leg to the bottom] say: fuck off. 2016 honda civvy. and dead kennedys [imagine i used commas]
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"sounds nice... having a partner"
#the walking dead game#twdg#violentine#clementine twdg#violet twdg#MAANN when clem says this in s3 JUST WAIT BBY#people who say clemvi has no basis like ep2 isnt just them working as a team for 2 and a half hours regardless of player choice#like be fr#clem telling louis that violet patching up the back wall is ok because she needed something to keep herself busy. married behavior#vi asking clem to help check in on everyone while she deals with the wall. their shared smile when she comes back outside :)#and then they sit in the leadership spot together overlooking the yard and everything theyve planned together coming to fruition :)#sorry i just think their romance set up in eps 1 and 2 is obvious as FUCK and im tired of (Some) people pretending it isnt#'i havent seen her warm up to someone in a long time' brody literally tells clem that vi seems to like her after its been 24 hours#after shes been a block of ice for a whole year. and clem just melted those walls down immediately while they fought walkers together#violet is so devoted to clem post ep1 its embarrassing for her#'i saw she had you pinned and i- shit i got So crazy...' sorry if you dont think shes in love with clem idk what to tell you#'i'll tear that boat apart before we leave without you' i know you would girlie!!!#the animators went CRAAZAYAYAYAY the way they look at each other... their little smiles at each other....even before the belltower#the way clem looks at her while they dance.... the way she puts her head down on her shoulder so contentedly....#and then she keeps her head on violets shoulder as she pulls away so clems chin gets dragged with it like she doesnt want to let go#'so you never forget that night' 'i never will' they are DISGUSTINGLY in love with each other it makes me physically ill#its 2024 and im still hearing 'i just didnt see it :/'. lazerbeams you#spaced art 2024
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I DONT WANT AN HD REMAKE OF THE GAME I WANT TO PLAY IT WITH ITS ORIGINAL UI AND GRAPHICS IN MY NATIVE LANGUAGE. PLEASEEEEEE
#'$50 hd remake' FUCK YOU. JUST LET ME PLAY THE SNES VERSION IN ENGLISH. PLEASE.#um anyways if anyone has an english translation patch for famicom detective club 1 send it my way please 😑✌️#words cannot describe how much i do not want to play these games with live2d rigged cgs. took me out of the story multiple times in emio#just. let me have the famicom graphics with the english ui. please. you literally have a famicom virtual console on the switch#you have already translated the damn games. why did you also have to make them look bad and cost $50#anyway time to see if i can make the patch for 2 that was published in. 2004 work#personal
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this is fucking absurd
#i was about to try out something so i wanted to quickly hop into the game but nope!#required to download 160GB that takes like a whole day if your internet and pc is not good enough! 🙃#why do i have to redownload the whole fucking game just for a fucking patch
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the idea of riko doing certain things to jean wishing he could do them to kevin is so fucked up
i love it
#my posts#my aftg posts#aftg#idk if i've made a post abt this before#but even if i did i'm constantly thinking about it#bc i think the books only hint at this#but it feels like his treatment of jean was more... impersonal?#obviously that just couldn't be the case with kevin#and if we consider the possibility that riko was the one to patch kevin up before jean#or maybe even after bc i don't think the books say jean ever did that for kevin#god it's so fucked up i want to know everything about the three of them#i will never stop asking for a kevin book#kevriko
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Tessa fucks me up dude can I just talk about her for a sec? Yeah? Yeah.
She loved those drones. She loved them because they were what she had. She felt sympathy for them when nobody else did. And I like to think there was a little bit of loneliness motivating her as well.
Her mother hated her. She was nothing to her. When her mother scolded her by saying "seems you still can't follow simple orders" her respone was "No, no no! Please!" BEGGING. Begging her mother to believe in her and be kind to her. She got chained up in her room (multiple times btw. At leas tthats implied. the hand she winced at and rubbed is the same hand the chain was on, which means shed be chained up long enough for it to rub her skin painfully. long enough to leave lasting pain.)
She is very connected to these drones, to the point where she kept all the error drones aroud because she LOVED them. She spent time digging them up. HELL SHE TOOK A FAMILY PHOTO WITH THEM DUDE...
Even when Cyn was creepy and scary, she kept her around. She'd rather lock Cyn up than get rid of her. and when n points it out, shes apologetic and hesitant. But we know WHY she did that. Even if it was kind of a sucky move, it was because she didnt wanna have to throw cyn out. and in the end that killed her.
Also she knows J well enough to know what sets her off (enough to. bite the shit out of a chain). She knows them. and she loves them.
I wish we'd gotten to know more about her an N. why is he so clearly her favorite? but thats not relevant ig
also her saying "I've only ever yakked to robots, J!" She has NO human friends. she has nobody to support her other than these robots. these robots who get treated like garbage by her family.
and then she has to watch these robots turn on her. Not just THESE ROBOTS but the three that she loved most. (also im going off what wouldve happened in ep 5 WITHOUT uzi, where n doesnt get out of the swamp, and nobody goes down to the basement)
V first, then Cyn, then J. And we KNOW she loved these three+N especially bc she took a family photo w them, interacted with them more often, and generally just seemed much closer with them.
and what does she get for it? killed. And also its implied by this screenshot that she wasnt ACTUALLY killed by cyn right then
(the scientists, the sword beside her, the footprints, the way shes sitting against the wall, the expression she has. she totally just saw all that shit)
and she cant have been skyn bc the scientists wouldve known. the skinsuit wasnt exactly. hm. pretty.
which means she DID see her whole family+more slaughtered in front of her while she was powerless to stop it. She DID see J violently kill everyone around her. She DID see Cyn kill everyone. And she just has to. Deal with that. And despite all her efforts, the solver took over and cyn killed her. (im assuming tessa died somewhere around when n's mineshaft flashback was like i mentioned b4)
and all the while she was convinced shed lose N, id assume. based on the state of the other drone out there.
And honestly, i think what she got was worse.
also i am team "N knew Tessa wasn't the same Tessa he knew back on Earth"
The way he looked at her, and the way he was suspicious of her. He knew HIS Tessa would never treat a drone like this. Cyn has been known to have relatively shitty recreations of people at times (like Thad in episode two) But even so there was no way he could believe it was someone else (like. who would it be? he saw her blood he heard her voice like...) which is why he was so stressed after killing her (when he leaned on his sword and was breathing heavy, yk?)
he loved her and she loved him and now shes dead. just like everyone else he loved.
this isnt about n but like. idk if tessa could see him now i think shed cry. she loved him and all of them
#tzu rambles#i just. she was a kid dude#she was a stupid hurting abused kid#she was treated like shit by her mother and probably her father too#and all she had were those drones#the ones that killed her and her family#the ones that ruined her life and destroyed earth#the ones that MIMICKED HER TO THE PEOPLE SHE LOVED MOST#THE “N!!!” SQUEAL. THE PETTING HIS HAIR. THE DISMISSAL OF J#FUCKING SICK AND TWISTED#Bc i genuinely believe that if Tessa HAD come to copper 9 alive she wouldve been like that#maybe a little more sympathetic to uzi. like if she knew abt the patch she wouldve used it. i know that#but otherwise i think shed be like that. silly. silly like that.#(esp kicking that computer monitor. we all saw her chuck a glass at the floor for no reason)#child abuse#abuse tw#tessa james elliot#murder drones#tessa elliot#tessa md#md tessa#tessa murder drones#murder drones tessa
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Me: it's been a while since I checked what's going on with Our life and GBpatch let me check discord and Tumbl-
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#....what the fuck is going on???#yikes#uuuuh i mean i hole this shit gets resolved#Gb patch#our life#the comments out of context is gross though i wont lie but ill wait before making more judgements#i feel bad for GB Patch though... also#also no comment about this Rose person ill just see if there will be more statements for now
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frank sewing a patch with that little smirk~🎃
#this gif gives me motivation to keep working on my patch pants#gotta get them done by october#they’re just so much work tho 😭😭#how is he so hot sewing a fucking patch#what the fuck#like???#frank iero#frnkiebby#mcr5#mcr#mcrmy#frnkiero#frnkie#my chemical romance#my chem
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Cal and Trilla are such an underrated comedic duo and it’s a damn shame we didn’t get to see them work together
Like hello?? Trilla asking Cal about the holocron, hearing him just ignite his lightsaber in response and giving the most deadpan, sarcastic “outstanding.” Not a day goes by when I don’t think about this. Fucking. Hilarious.
They would be such an immensely funny sarky duo of Star Wars just had the balls to give them to us.
We were ROBBED I tell you. Robbed of the most sarcastic, scathing comedic duo of the century. The sassy padawan siblings we deserved but never got.
The similarities in driving too?? 💀
IMMENSELY funny.
The annoyed big sister vibes and annoying little brother vibes I get from them are so good godammit. I deserved nightmare siblings Cal and Trilla.
#cal kestis#jedi fallen order#jedi survivor#trilla suduri#second sister#NOT SHIP!!!!#Cal and Trilla are siblings#Junda lineage and their awful fucking driving skills and incredible sass#in another universe Trilla is grumbling about Cal’s recklessness as she patches her little brother up. just think about it#what did I call these siblings again?#inquisitor trauma support group?#the traffic light bunch?#parental issues committee#o66 survivors anonymous#went to the fortress Inquisitorius and all I got what this stupid trauma#padawans that deserved better#Cere Junda’s leash kids#really very interested in how Trilla was like before she was tortured. was she always this sassy and ambitious
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