#it's just a comedy skit

[megkuna]

isn't it sad that US elections are a literal joke. like, they're just fodder for meme production at this rate. they don't actually matter. i'm not saying US elections were ever a fair or functional system but there used to be a point when people like, actually took them seriously and it's not even that far off in time. trump made a joke of american politics by being fucking insane and the media loving it and us loving it and being unable to get enough of the bullshit and now it's all it ever is. and while we joke about our shit elections the US keeps increasing its military spending and killing people abroad because our top officials well. they just fucking feel like it. anyway let's go back to making memes now. haha. transgender operations on illegal aliens in jail or whatever

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price putting together a "Do-it-yourself Valentine Kit" on The Red Skelton Hour (1965)

[soupmanspeaks]

Rip Michael Afton you would've loved Vine

[i-post-posts]

Whenever there's a semi-popular youtube channel that's been established for at least a decade as a free entertainment company that decides to put their stuff on a streaming service when they're honestly not worth all that

[tired-hellowl]

I think part of the reason why helluva boss makes me personally deeply uncomfortably with blitzø as a main character is in partial with the fact that it willingly always portays his alcoholism in positive conjunctions with his employees around him and is never called into question or blame.... like at what point is stolas going to get over some drunk imp bastard that doesn't even consider to ever care about him, when he shouldn't in the first place when the relationship is built upon a throne of literal lies acting like an imp and a royal being together is absolutely disgraceful and classist in one scene and then the next they're just teehee'ing in the field of flowery hell as if these dark themes aren't brought up so passively and never handled....

As a poor queer person who has actively been in the slums with alcoholics around me and consumed most of my past upbringing at some point I turn to just watch something else given that, Blitzø is a low life scummy stalkers imp that doesn't even bother to ever care about anyone else's reasoning or emotions-besides his own and it is proven over and over and over in every. Fucking. Scene. Because he's the 'main character'

Sober up and get over yourself the show isn't about anything else then Brandon Rogers voicing a dicksucking imp because 'haha laugh at the fairy-gay boy who can't even get his own boyfriend'

[holyscream]

“Yeah, because it was so happy-go-lucky up to this point!” Whose Line Is It Anyway · S14E09 · Secret · Jack & Jill + Bones

[ditadaydreams]

digital sketch i did for a skit my dad made during film school. it was a cheesey 1-800 commercial, and he greenscreened himself onto this as a greasy lawyer yelling at the guy on the stand lol

[allieinarden]

Someone’s gotta do a critical study of those TikTok-type point of view videos of, you know, getting bullied by a cool girl when you were in sixth grade, or having your mother-in-law be rude to you, or getting the brush-off after paying a visit your divorced dad wasn’t expecting (not a hypothetical, had this just inexplicably pop up on my YouTube Recommended), I think they started out as observational comedy skits with the occasional cathartic edge and resonated because so many people relate to them, but at what point are they an exercise in deliberately putting yourself in a bad mood (as opposed to accidentally putting yourself in a bad mood, which is the typical practice of social media)? And at what point beyond that are they just training videos teaching you how to hate more types of people and bundle loaded assumptions about them into your interactions, should you encounter them in real life? Because we’re well past that point, baby!

[majikuriboh]

aww i am actually tearing up

[cheezbites]

Y/N: I’m so thirsty… It’s been three days since I’ve last drank any water.

Ghost: (gets you water from a cup and offers if to you)

Y/N: I can’t.

Ghost: I thought you were thirsty?

Y/N: That’s the thing… I can’t drink tap water.

Ghost: Then what do you drink…

Y/N: I can only drink bottled water.

Ghost: …

Ghost: You what, mate?

Y/N: I know. I don’t understand me, either.

Masterlist

[ifindus]

if you don't love him at løytnant kabelsatan you don't deserve him as kaptein sabeltann!😤

(I'm gonna be delusional and think that they beat the swedes because of sabeltann😍🏴‍☠️ thank you for your service captain🫡)

the answer is always Kaptein Sabeltann 🙏 He'll never let us down

[malakaie]

in case anyone thought i was cool i just got rid of my headache only to stub my toe really hard 30 seconds later

[ilovemesomevincentprice]

Vincent Price guest stars on Red Skelton Show - The Goon and Sixpence (1964)

[inksn-ke]

(Sene) *Ogle's food restaurant and bar Netherworld*

*betrayus flys over and sits backward at the bar and leans on the counter*

Betrayus: Hey ogle, get me a magma juice, won't yeah.

Ogle: You don't want any alcohol??? Just juice, really?? You feeling okay??? *turns from his stove and stares*

Betrayus: Actually, other than buttler being gone for the afternoon, I'm actually in a good mood for once.

Ogle: Ain't that nice. *he smirks to himself while flipping a burger*

......

......

Dr. Buttocks: I just came up with Za best plan on or under pacworld! *buttocks bursts into the bar out of nowhere.*

Betrayus: two shots. STRONG.

Dr. Buttocks: it has 12 steps I need to explain to you, my lord.

Betrayus: Fuck it leave the bottle.

(Skit over)

Came up with this on the way to work today.

[somefisher]

My mother refuted all my points about me being autistic by saying 'but im exactly like that too' im crying

[hkayakh]

I never knew John Mulaney did skits but none theless,