#it's in my contract
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The great George Brett is talking about the rivalry between the Yankees and the Royals back on the 70s. It's still going strong. I respect George Brett. He is one of the greats!! 😍 He says that he's still friends with some of the Yankees players from back then. He seems like a great guy. Sorry, George, but... Let's go Yankees!!!!! I have to say that. It's in my contract 😉😁😍
#1980 AL MVP#George Brett#great player#respect#kc royals#nice guy#love#happiness#thank you#sharing#joy#baseball#sports#ny yankees#let's go yankees#ny baseball#bronx bombers#rivalry#still going#still friends with Yankee players#no disrespect intended#i gotta say that#it's in my contract#i love this guy
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mari now i gotta reblog that don't i
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Koen Dream Trail. Carrot boy
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#Chip Chatter#have y'all heard of a game called Dream Trail?#I'm legally required to promote it any time I open RPGmaker#it's in my contract
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Ain't nothing but a heartache!
bonus. tell me why
#It's in my contract#sorry but#You activated the trap card#It was number 5#Number 5 killed my brother
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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
#or how many abbreviations that you’ll come across that mean something different from what you’ve always known#I stopped reading a requisition to make this post because I read a sentence that was like#‘something something the COR and the contractor POC’#and I stopped like ‘contractor person of color???’ before remembering Point of Contract#also no one at my job tells you what any of this stuff means. they’re just like Morgan can you take care of this DOA?’#and I gotta sit there like Dead on Arrival??? before figuring out it’s a Delegation of Authority spreadsheet
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When my nephew was four, a friend of the family passed away. The man was in his 90s and died of natural causes, and we were going to the funeral. We sat my nephew down and explained who this was, and that he had passed away, and now we were going to a sort of quiet party to celebrate him, and that there he might see the gentleman in the casket, and he might be very still, because he had died, but that everything was alright.
My nephew contemplated this calmly for a few minutes, and then said, "I think he will be very flat."
What.
It turns out that at age four, my nephew's only real context for death was roadkill, which he frequently pointed out while we were driving. He therefore believed that the only way anyone died was getting run over by a car.
#He seemed very at peace with this ending? We had to explain that there were non-roadkill ways to die.#also my nephew literally never uses contractions when he speaks#so he just seems very formal at all times
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Angel tries to find Husk’s contract
#hazbin hotel#alastor#free husk#angel dust#hazbin hotel fanart#headcanon Angel tries to save husk after getting out of his contract with Val#hazbin hotel spoilers#huskerdust#alastor…when I catch you alastor 👊🏽💥#my doods
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Don't be homophobic, smh...
im allowed to be once every 3 weeks
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I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.
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MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
#undertale#deltarune#crossover#utdr#crossover comic#twin runes comic#twin runes au#my art#art#susie deltarune#chara#this will ignite the “chara did nothing wrong” vs “chara is a murder hobo” debate I just know it#fact is they gave up everything for their plan to succeed and asriel blew it#HOWEVER they were also forced to watch asriel die and they could do nothing about it#so what does a dead child do for who knows how many years all alone with no one else to talk to?#they rethink everthying that went wrong#guilt is a weird thing that lingers and festers in your mind#no matter how much you're actually at fault#I mean come on... they were an abused kid#all they wanted was to not hurt anymore and return the love they were given no matter the cost#but now they are CONVINCED it was their plan that kickstarted this whole mess#and it's eating at them#you can see it because they actually used contractions for once#i love subtle stuff like that#also hey#susie's feeling remorse for her whole “chara offed asriel” comment#the two are more alike than she thought and now she feels bad#out of all people she should know what it's like to be falsely accused
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listen, palisade is so good but it is stressing me out and I'm also relistening to counter/weight for like the 4th time so the cassmako brainrot is strong. that being said if you see me posting another playlist in a few days know that this is my only coping mechanism and I will not apologize for it
#i make playlists like my life depends on it#and I'm listening to music constantly#so when my brain is like 'what if mako confessed to cass via mix tape?'#i legally have to make the mixtape#it's in my contract#and when I relisten to twilight mirage I'll make a grand/echo playlist#it's just what's gonna happen
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since there is an anti fairy for every fairy, that would mean that they have the same relationships as their fairy counterpart.
one of my favorite headcanons of anti fairies is that they fall in love for the opposite reasons than their fairy counterpart.
#fop#fop a new wish#fop cosmo#fop wanda#coswan#fop anti cosmo#fop anti wanda#anti coswan#my art#i know you can get an anti fairy with the fairy contract#but i like to think that is a more new concept
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hop on lethal company 2 babygirl
#my art#sugarflow#lmfao sorry this is solely for myself so i can send this to my friends#get on lethal company bro... [starts making out sloppy style to the horror of everyone else on the ship]#lethal company#theyre like starcrossed lovers except trapped in a corporate contract that leads them apart#lol
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marvel watching their new quantity-over-quality projects flop, realizing exactly how hard they fumbled the bag on setting up an ongoing Avengers Team Movie Series and frantically being like “ok ok maybe we uhhHHHHH try to get the OG avengers back. the circa 2012-2016 mcu zeitgeist avengers those ones were popular we can bring back the interest” is so sad.
like babe do u think u can simply turn back the hands of time. do u think u can simply bring back the characters u killed off for shock value and expect the same level of engagement. more importantly do u think you can simply afford a 2023 robert downey jr
accept ur failure with grace. steve is in the 40s now & tony you CHOSE To Do That,
#i love to see clown behaviour on twitter via mutuals and immediately rest my head on my desk#kayvswords#DO YOU THINK YOU CAN GET ANY OF THESE PEOPLE TO SIGN MULTI PICTURE CONTRACTS WITH U AGAIN#for less than infinite dollars#do u think u can make a good movie again answer quickly
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mut unleashed
#love sea the series#love sea#loveseaedit#rakmut#tongrak x mahasamut#fortpeat#fort thitipong#peat wasuthorn#bledit#bl drama#bl series#thai bl#thai drama#thdrama#thaidrama#dailyasiandramas#boyslovesource#asianlgbtqdramas#asiandramasource#asiandramaedit#asiandramanet#i cheereddd!!#the contract gone#mut going unhinged#this was so so so good#my gifs
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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this
anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home
#thought of flipping it upside down for it to read correctly but then it didn't feel like the driver pov#oh also yeah aside from generally pulling back from online spaces for the most part I've started a FAST-PACED full-time job#after on and off contract/part time work since 2020#I am WIPED#all the time#exhausted#I'm told I will adjust and I am trusting these people but holy shit I'm capital B Bushed#you will not see me frequently anymore but do not mourn for me#I am adjusting to my new fish tank...#I will be thriving#by the time I turn 30 next year I will be able to hit my 30s at a run#I'm feeling it mr krabs
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#911 abc#911 edit#911 spoilers#bucktommy#evan buckley#tommy kinard#i made this instead of studying for my contracts final#personal#1k
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