#it's in my contract
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dinosaurwithablog · 27 days ago
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The great George Brett is talking about the rivalry between the Yankees and the Royals back on the 70s. It's still going strong. I respect George Brett. He is one of the greats!! 😍 He says that he's still friends with some of the Yankees players from back then. He seems like a great guy. Sorry, George, but... Let's go Yankees!!!!! I have to say that. It's in my contract 😉😁😍
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bredforloyalty · 2 months ago
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mari now i gotta reblog that don't i
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chipistrate · 10 months ago
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Koen Dream Trail. Carrot boy
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garrulousgargoyle · 8 months ago
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Ain't nothing but a heartache!
bonus. tell me why
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morganbritton132 · 6 months ago
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No one tells you when you get a Big Serious Job™ how many fucking abbreviations you’ll be forced to learn.
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hellenhighwater · 9 months ago
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When my nephew was four, a friend of the family passed away. The man was in his 90s and died of natural causes, and we were going to the funeral. We sat my nephew down and explained who this was, and that he had passed away, and now we were going to a sort of quiet party to celebrate him, and that there he might see the gentleman in the casket, and he might be very still, because he had died, but that everything was alright.
My nephew contemplated this calmly for a few minutes, and then said, "I think he will be very flat."
What.
It turns out that at age four, my nephew's only real context for death was roadkill, which he frequently pointed out while we were driving. He therefore believed that the only way anyone died was getting run over by a car.
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notherpuppet · 9 months ago
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Angel tries to find Husk’s contract
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swagyna · 9 months ago
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Don't be homophobic, smh...
im allowed to be once every 3 weeks
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akanemnon · 1 month ago
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I don't like this place. It's turning everyone edgy and sad.
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)
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onlyghosting · 1 year ago
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listen, palisade is so good but it is stressing me out and I'm also relistening to counter/weight for like the 4th time so the cassmako brainrot is strong. that being said if you see me posting another playlist in a few days know that this is my only coping mechanism and I will not apologize for it
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katescribblesabit · 2 months ago
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since there is an anti fairy for every fairy, that would mean that they have the same relationships as their fairy counterpart.
one of my favorite headcanons of anti fairies is that they fall in love for the opposite reasons than their fairy counterpart.
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sugarflow · 11 months ago
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hop on lethal company 2 babygirl
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kayvsworld · 1 year ago
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marvel watching their new quantity-over-quality projects flop, realizing exactly how hard they fumbled the bag on setting up an ongoing Avengers Team Movie Series and frantically being like “ok ok maybe we uhhHHHHH try to get the OG avengers back. the circa 2012-2016 mcu zeitgeist avengers those ones were popular we can bring back the interest” is so sad.
like babe do u think u can simply turn back the hands of time. do u think u can simply bring back the characters u killed off for shock value and expect the same level of engagement. more importantly do u think you can simply afford a 2023 robert downey jr
accept ur failure with grace. steve is in the 40s now & tony you CHOSE To Do That,
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rayandgay · 3 months ago
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mut unleashed
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andisupreme · 9 months ago
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I moved recently to start a new job and part of my commute now involves one of those high capacity toll booths where a two lane road suddenly flares out into 5-7 lanes of total anarchy with no lines anywhere, and then narrows back down to two lanes again, and we're just supposed to sort ourselves out? Who designed this
anyway I dreamed up this helpful anatomical guide on the drive home
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violetchachkii · 6 months ago
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