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writing ask for you - i just finished the rumblecusp arc and i'm having vilya feels. could you do vilya/korrin and #14 of the cuddle and snuggle ask game (being calmed by the familiar feeling of the other's body moulding into theirs)?
14. being calmed by the familiar feeling of the other's body moulding into theirs surprise, bitch, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me
He stands. He watches. There are others, he's aware, watching him watch the two of them, all of Zephrah crowded around its center in confusion, shock, joy, suspicion. He can't see them. He just sees them, his daughter, now a woman grown, a leader, a hero, folded and sobbing in the arms of—
He takes a step forward. Even though there's no one between him and them, the gawkers shift and part, giving him more space. She looks the same. She looks like a stranger. Her leg—it wasn't always...? No. No, that's new.
She looks up, over their daughter's shoulder. When their eyes meet, he breaks into a run.
His arms wrap around both of them easily, like they did when Keyleth was a child, giggling and squirming as the parents who worshipped her like the miracle she is pressed obnoxious kisses all over her face and neck. She's stronger now, could toss him off without a second thought, but not even a god could match the strength with which he holds his family together, inexplicably whole for the first time in over four decades.
"Korrin." His name on her lips sounds incredible, alien and familiar all at once. He straightens, can barely see her through the tears. Vilya kisses Keyleth's cheeks, shining and wet, and then turns to face him fully. Impossible, that she's still so beautiful. Impossible, that he can love her as much as he did when they were fumbling kids, too young and too naïve to even guess what was in store for them. He embraces her, and her head slots just under his chin, her arms hook just under his shoulder blades, her breath falls just in sync with his, and the raucous storm of thoughts quiets to a peaceful ocean, waves lapping in susurrus against the shore.
She is home, and so is he.
#ask#silverysongs#critical role#critical role fic#cr fic#my fic#korrin#vilya#kilya??#is that their ship name#it's hilarious if it is#kilya
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#lgbtq+#gay#lesbian#bisexual#trans#queer#trans men#trans women#non binary#pansexual#asexual#pride#pride month#transgender#transfem#nonbinary#trans joy#trans community#trans beauty#lol#lolz#lmfao#humor#funny#hilarious#comedy#lmao#humour#laugh#meme
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laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares
#i get WHY but i still think it's hilarious#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#she speaks
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my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy
#this is not my normal kind of post but I think it’s hilarious#I don’t usually post abt my life but this was too good#boat#ocean#summer
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you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day
#these cunts are so fucking unaware and ignorant its hilarious (derogatory)#until they find their cat turned into a doormat in the middle of the road#shortext
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#haha#ha ha funny#lmfao#hilarious#funny shit#humor#dank humor#dank memes#meme#meme humor#lol meme#lol#lolz#funny#comedy#lmao#humour#laugh#comic#funny memes#funny stuff#memes#hilarious memes#new memes
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#meme#memes#dank memes#humor#shitpost#funny memes#memesdaily#fresh memes#dark humor#dankest memes#lol#lmao#funny#jokes#relatable memes#best memes#tumblr memes#funny post#hilarious#lol memes#funny pics#relatable#meirl
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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come on man
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#lgbtq+#gay#lesbian#bisexual#trans#queer#trans men#trans women#non binary#pansexual#asexual#pride#pride month#transgender#transfem#nonbinary#trans joy#trans community#trans beauty#lol#lolz#lmfao#humor#funny#hilarious#comedy#lmao#humour#laugh#meme
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