#it's hilarious if it is

[waltwhitmansbeard]

writing ask for you - i just finished the rumblecusp arc and i'm having vilya feels. could you do vilya/korrin and #14 of the cuddle and snuggle ask game (being calmed by the familiar feeling of the other's body moulding into theirs)?

14. being calmed by the familiar feeling of the other's body moulding into theirs surprise, bitch, bet you thought you'd seen the last of me

He stands. He watches. There are others, he's aware, watching him watch the two of them, all of Zephrah crowded around its center in confusion, shock, joy, suspicion. He can't see them. He just sees them, his daughter, now a woman grown, a leader, a hero, folded and sobbing in the arms of—

He takes a step forward. Even though there's no one between him and them, the gawkers shift and part, giving him more space. She looks the same. She looks like a stranger. Her leg—it wasn't always...? No. No, that's new.

She looks up, over their daughter's shoulder. When their eyes meet, he breaks into a run.

His arms wrap around both of them easily, like they did when Keyleth was a child, giggling and squirming as the parents who worshipped her like the miracle she is pressed obnoxious kisses all over her face and neck. She's stronger now, could toss him off without a second thought, but not even a god could match the strength with which he holds his family together, inexplicably whole for the first time in over four decades.

"Korrin." His name on her lips sounds incredible, alien and familiar all at once. He straightens, can barely see her through the tears. Vilya kisses Keyleth's cheeks, shining and wet, and then turns to face him fully. Impossible, that she's still so beautiful. Impossible, that he can love her as much as he did when they were fumbling kids, too young and too naïve to even guess what was in store for them. He embraces her, and her head slots just under his chin, her arms hook just under his shoulder blades, her breath falls just in sync with his, and the raucous storm of thoughts quiets to a peaceful ocean, waves lapping in susurrus against the shore.

She is home, and so is he.

[beauty-funny-trippy]

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[livingthedragonlife]

laios is perhaps the only character not to get the "they mentioned their favorite food once and the fandom makes it their whole personality" treatment. his favorite food is cheesecake and absolutely nobody cares

[thedankmemes]

[theres-rue-for-you]

my brother works on a boat so when he rants about his job I can’t take it seriously because he keeps angrily referring to his boss as “captain”. like sorry ur having 19th century sailor problems my guy

[2649901]

[dragoncarrion]

you tell a bitch to keep their cat indoors and suddenly their town is the first in the world to have eradicated every viral, bacterial and parasitic disease, they invented completely harmless cars, dogs and predators dont exist either but somehow the native songbird population is fine since the cats in this place have lost the hunting instinct, there's no pollutants or toxic plants and human cruelty has ceased to exist. and mr mittens has a chip in his brain that will explode if he doesnt go outside 10 hours of the day

[thelandofmemes]

[shutinthenutouse]

[memes-hoarder]

[fromcainwithlove]

author’s notes today: hey guys so just a warning there isn’t 100% explicit verbal consent even though they’re both really into it so remember this is FICTION, also they don’t use a condom :((( but in real life safe sex is important!!! please be safe out there everyone

a/n back in the day: kept thinking about ____ stabbing knives through both of _____’s hands to pin him in place while they fucked so here you go lol =P

[dramatic-dolphin]

when we were studying the bible in literature class (so we have the context necessary for later works that reference the bible), i think we were at the book of jonah, and one of my classmates was studying the text very intently, and then looked up and earnestly said "professor, i don't understand the will of god"

the teacher was just like. well sadly i am a literature teacher and not a priest so i can't help you there. but if it helps, many people throughout history had the same problem.

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[thedankmemes]