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screwpinecaprice · 20 days ago
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Actually cute. Had to do a quick redraw.
Screenshot is from when Jay lit up the Jack-o'-lantern in the living room.
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winn-wynn · 25 days ago
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Percy Weasley (or any prefect or head girl/boy) should have gotten paid for the shit they had to deal at Hogwarts during their last years
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deus-ex-mona · 5 months ago
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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:
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#in other news… wORK IS OVER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#man. i’m s o tired. i can’t believe i survived almost 2 whole years at this job…#huh. come to think of it… i started tling idol sengen before i even got this job lol. and i’m only 3/5 of the way through it…#can’t believe the idol sengen grind->hiatus->grind(?) outlives my time at [withheld] company…#i did end up spending a cool 20 mins cleaning out my work locker though. i found so many treasures i didn’t even know i had in there#like. there was an unopened 3-pack of wet tissues a n d an unopened box of pens that i don’t recall buying#and ofc the 3 random sponges i ‘liberated’ from the lab. don’t tell my boss lmao#w a i t now that i think about it i should’ve taken at least 1 vial of (allegedly) carcinogenic sand for the memories. dammit.#oh well. what’s done is done i suppose. i did receive way more chocolate than i could ever eat though…#y. yeah. i guess i’ll miss my coworkers (a little). they were fun to annoy every day. except for the new guy bc i don’t like him at all lol#i have never met someone who lacked as much common sense as he. i think he’s gonna get canned before he’s able to resign on his own terms#dude could be spoonfed through every single step of the testing process and *still* mess up somewhere smh#but no. this isn’t about him. even though he is the final straw that led to my decision to resign#hm. looking back on it now. i think i was pretty good at my job for the most part when it came to the things i could do#or maybe i was too good at it. like. to the point where even more experienced analysts were coming to me in search of help#prolly gonna miss being one of the very best (out of like a grand total of 10 people at the lab) at doing ftir-related tests#ehehehehehehe i wonder if that workstation will continue to stay as organised as it is now that i’m gone#a n d i wonder what my coworkers will do now that they can’t ask me for ms excel help for the smallest of things lol#sometimes i just wanna tell them to g o g o o g l e i t ! ! ! when they call me over for it. but alas.#can’t believe these guys know how to use c h a t g p t and not ms excel (despite having it on their resume) smh#omg wow this got long and incoherent sorry guys i think i need some sleep lol. idol sengen next week..#…maybe…? no promises though!!!!!
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yaboy-miz · 3 months ago
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HEY FUN FACT YOU GET PAID FOR MANNING THE VOTING BOOTHS, OR AT LEAST YOU DO IN MY STATE
THEY PAY MORE THAN MINIMUM WAGE (significantly more) AND YOU CAN APPLY AT AS YOUNG AS 16 WITH PARENT/GUARDIAN PERMISSION
THEY PAY EXTRA ON ELECTION DAY
ITS A LONG ASS SHIFT (more than 12 hours) BUT HOLY SHIT
LIKE THIS AINT VOLUNTEER WORK THIS IS FOR PAY AND YOU GET THE DAY OFF SCHOOL WITHOUT IT COUNTING AS AN ABSENCE
OVER 200 DOLLARS PER DAY
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awek-s · 7 months ago
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the person editing my piece for the anthology put my work through a translator…… 😣
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apathyfairy · 16 hours ago
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i have 2 interviews on monday so im gonna try to just eat so much tomorrow that i literally die
#one is the one from today that i did in fact reschedule bc tbh i don’t want that job and i was so not ready for the interview#bc from the phone interview last week the recruiter was like yeah you’re gonna want to know like the history of the company for the next#interview and reallllly have good star answers and i was like lol ok just kill me#so i wasnt ready and that’s fine now it’s on monday BUT today i got an email for another phone interview from a job that i reeeeeeally want#actually it’s like exactly what i do now but actual hourly pay and benefits which is all i’m looking for#AND it’s 100% remote anywhere whereas the first one which is the finance job that i know nothing about#finance but they have an office in the city i used to live in which is like idk 45 minutes away and is also the city i’m planning to#move back to anyway once i can get the fuck out from under my familys roof#but training is 7 months in office so if i get tht i absolutely have to move bc i will not be driving that for 7 months but if i move it’s#whatever but anyways the second job which is for copy editing which my ultimate goal anyway is to be an editor so this would be sooo good#and such good experience for me and my resume!!! and it’s 100% remote like i said and NO PHONES#the other job is a complete customer service job but i need all these finra licenses and shit and i’m like ok. how am i even supposed to#pass those anyway#but anyways. it’s obvious which job i want but i’m going to go to both interviews just to keep my options open bc i can’t be stupid about#this bc now that student debt forgiveness is completely off the table. lol forever. i’m going to have to start paying that#so anyways. my life is so stressful rn but at least things are starting to come together at least in the job department#well hopefully anyway like watch me get rejected for both 💀
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willkill4pudding · 4 months ago
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Not having a job = misery due to not having an income and being worried about the future
Having a job = misery because all your time is dictated by someone else and you can't always have a schedule that is ideal for you.
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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago
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still obsessed with how whenever you look up nakai you just get adachi front and center instead of arakawa or like. anyone he's actually played
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theood · 6 months ago
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How much of a corporate kiss up can Elias be. New reports say he's asking to stay in touch with the person he emailed to prove that they shouldn't even think of hiring some other person in the coming weeks. Next he'll offer to suck dicks and take it up the ass
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yardsards · 1 year ago
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looking into temp work and my brain is just a mix of "just like bee and puppycat..." and "tempoRARY! secreTARY! tempoRARY! secreTARY!"
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sailermoon · 1 year ago
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the thing with jobs is I’m trying to be strategic here 😭 I gotta apply for jobs relevant to my degree like working at a cafe does nothing for my future resume
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vinnyandthephenomena · 9 months ago
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waking up early on tuesday please save me
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bare1ythere · 10 months ago
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Can someone tell me why my parents telling me they are proud of me fills me with deep anxiety
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angryborzois · 1 year ago
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how is it already pretty much november
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gent · 1 year ago
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my only project at work rn consists of just saving pdfs and uploading them and adding them to spreadsheets for 7 hours and it is so incredibly brain numbing
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mielgf · 1 year ago
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no social experience has felt quite like being a 20-something year old managing people significantly older than you
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