#it's gonna be either or
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drops-of-moonlights · 10 months ago
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girl help I'm back on my bullshit and I don't want to be lol
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valtsv · 7 months ago
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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pouletpourri · 21 days ago
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giving myself pomni/gangle interactions since idk when we'll have more of that again
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10001gecs · 2 months ago
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i think there’s something to be said about how the gig economy makes things ostensibly more convenient but also worse. and not just like, doordash guys take too long to get to you so your food is cold. but because the business model is centered around a million people doing work without any familiarity with what theyre doing and decentralized from the businesses they’re working with, you get service that’s being reinvented from scratch every time it’s purchased.
it happens all the time that I’ll order an uber and when they pick me up, they’ll just stop in the middle of the street with their hazards on, making me dodge traffic to get to them and pissing off the cars around them. and then I’ll get in the car and chat with the driver and find out they’re actually from two counties over and they’ve never driven here before, so they don’t know where parking is or whether they’re heading to a wide open parking lot or a busy downtown. and then you start to realize that they’re not being a dick, they’re just given as little information as possible every time they pick up a ride so they have to just guess how and where to pick up a passenger. and since they’re paid by ride, they’re incentivized to pick you up as fast as possible. and all the people who cared about finding a safe place to pick you up quit the app or stopped doing that so all you’re left with is the pissed off cockroach motherfuckers.
and then you see that this happens with every fucking app. doordash sucks because you pay 8 million dollars for delivery and you still have to hike half a mile to find the guy because he got lost in your apartment complex. Instacart sucks because the guy picking your groceries couldn’t care less about getting ripe fruit and replaces your heavy cream with shaving cream. customer support for all this sucks because the guy helping you can’t do anything more than offer you $5 credit, beg for your forgiveness, and hope you get out of the queue fast enough for him to go to the bathroom. because all of them aren’t given enough time to do a good job or enough money to care.
and every time a gig worker makes the experience suck for you, it’s a rational decision. they’re evaluating the money they’re being paid and if it’s worth getting paid less to do a good job, and correctly deciding that it isn’t. so you can’t even get mad, because you’d do it too. and so the company manages to pass on its race to the bottom to its lowest-paid employees.
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v0idwraith · 1 month ago
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quite frankly idgaf what Luigi Mangione’s politics are, he actually did something to make a change and that’s more than most people can say
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distant-screaming · 6 months ago
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guys how am I supposed to live laugh love in these conditions
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verkomy · 26 days ago
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you belong with us
you can get a print here
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stemmmm · 1 month ago
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the scene people keep screaming about from chapter 5 of theseus' guide
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nathaniacolver · 30 days ago
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i don't think you guys understand the levels of lesbianism in this scene
this 90 caliber electric net is caitlyn's E ability......aka, she's the ONLY champion in league of legends that can use this ability.........thus, the writing decision to have vi, a separate, melee league champion, be the only one in the show that EVER also triggers it (someone informed me that cait does use it during Hellfire), with her bare hands (and against another champion, at that), suggests levels of intimacy and trust that i can't even comprehend
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additionally, this isn't the first time caitlyn's given up her gun (aka ALL of her special abilities) for vi, either
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oh to have a girlfriend
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dredgesnails · 1 month ago
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so... wild life, huh?
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chloesimaginationthings · 6 months ago
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Vanny can’t explain everything in the FNAF pizzaplex..
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ayo-edebiri · 4 months ago
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#Someone save Florence, she's not gonna survive this press tour 😭
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alastair-1205 · 16 days ago
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You know what's kinda funny about the Ithaca Saga though? Telemachus and Odysseus never have that reunion before they kill the suitors that they do in the text, so that means that Telemachus saw some random motherfucker slaughtering the assholes that have been giving him hell for years like its nothing and was like "welp, I better capitalize on this and start stabbing while i have plausible denialbility." Which is lowkey hilarious man.
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akanemnon · 6 months ago
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At least buy them dinner first before you lore dump all over the place
FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT
MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference
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rubydubydoo122 · 1 year ago
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I saw someone say a while ago that Jason attacking Tim at Titans Tower was just Tim hallucinating bc he was feeling guilty about being Robin even though Jason's not dead. Which is great, amazing, I think the whole Titans Tower thing is Bonkers, but I think it would be so much funnier if Jason tried to Gaslight Tim into believing the Titans Tower incident never happened, not because he's like evil, he's just super embarassed about it. like Or Tim did actually hallucinate Jason at TT but thinks it was real, so when he tells Jason about it, Jason's so fucking confused, and Tim thinks Jason's Gaslighting him
Tim: Remember that time when you broke into Titans Tower and beat me half to death while wearing a Robin costume from party city
Jason: What? Tim, I know i'm crazy, but I'm not...Insane.
Tim, pulling down his collar: I literally have the scar to prove it
Jason: Bruce told me that was from Clayface pretending to be me, which, might I just say rude. Tim... are you ok? Did you hallucinate me attacking you? like, I know I've done that before, but...
Tim, frowning: I don't think I hallucinating. I was benched for a while after because I had to recover-
Jason: well, you were benched around the time I was dropping hints that I knew who Bruce was outside of Batman, he probably just benched you to keep you safe. You probably were working too many cases with too little sleep and your imagination started to run wild.
Tim: Are you gaslighting me?
Jason: Are you gaslighting me?
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cloudfishcg · 4 months ago
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yeah ok i kind of dissapeared uhh
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