#it's funny !!!!!!!

[canisalbus]

Sighthounds are so sleepy by nature it just makes Machete even funnier that poor guy must be absolutely EXHAUSTED beyond regular standards. The greyhounds around him are baffled that he stays up all night working.

[inkskinned]

there's a video on instagram of a man kicking his partner's door in. the top comment is (with over 4 thousand likes): "how about you tell us what you did to make him that angry?"

barring emergency, nobody should be kicking anybody's door in. many of us lived in houses where it was always, somehow, an emergency. there is a strange, almost hysterical calm that comes over you in that moment - everything feels muted, and you almost feel, however incongruently, like you should be laughing. you are living inside of "the emergency." oh my god, you think. i am now a fucking statistic.

there is another comment with 2.8 thousand likes: "if this was a woman doing it to a man, nobody would give a shit."

do people give a shit now, though?

barring emergency, the door should remain standing. the emergency should be panicked, desperate - "i'm coming in there to protect you." many of us know what it feels like when the emergency is instead "i'm coming in there to get you."

1.5k likes: "and yet you post this for notes. glad to see being the victim has become your whole personality."

hysteria is a word connected to womb, from greek. what you're experiencing is so senseless and inhumane that you (a rational creature) try to find any ground within what is irrational and cannot be explained. one of the most frustrating things about staying in bad situations is that we also lie to ourselves. we also ask ourselves - wow. what did i do?

women can be, and often are, also abusers. abuse is not gendered. abuse is not just a "straight person" problem. abuse does not have a face or figure or sexuality. you cannot pick an abuser out of a crowd. an abuser could be actually anybody.

and then so many people rally behind the man kicking the door in. here is something nobody should be doing, right? you want to ask every person that liked that first comment: do you ask this because you side with him? do you ask this because it helps you feel safe from this ever happening?

in some ways, you're weirdly sympathetic to the top comment, because it is the same logic you see frequently. the idea is that the average, normal, sane person doesn't just break down a door. doesn't just shoot up a school. doesn't stalk and kill women. doesn't threaten sexual assault. doesn't run over protesters. doesn't shoot an unarmed black person. doesn't scream at underpaid walmart employees. doesn't just "lose it". something had to have happened, right? because the default (white. straight. cis.) - that is someone who is always, you know. "sane."

(right?)

on a podcast, you hear a sane, normal, rational person. "if you piss me off, i'm going to need to hit something. sorry but i'm not apologizing. that's just who i am that's how it is." his voice almost sounds like he's laughing.

you think of the door, and how you were almost laughing behind it, too. ironically, every real emergency in your life has almost felt peaceful in comparison. fire, car accident, flash flooding - these felt quiet, covenant to you. you'd stood in all of them, feeling them pass over and up to your chin, never actually overwhelming.

but when the door was coming down, you had felt - is there a word for that? there has to be, a word, right.

surely one of us has figured out the word for that, i mean. it's such a large fucking statistic.

[toonstarterz]

I've been told I have very lesbian tastes for a dude.

Like this shot of Marcille unfurling her hair with bloodied hands while looking disheveled, barefoot, and desperate in her moral ambiguity has done more to me than any big-tiddied embarrassed anime girl has ever did.

[piowasthere]

I'm sorry, i really am but- @achickennamedcheese @librarian-computer wtf.

i mean- i enjoyed reading all that but these were some fun notifications

(it's taken from reblogs of this post, just for context)

[ruthariandbluecookies]

Rayla: *sneaks in through the window at 3 am*

Ethari: *flicking on the light and turning around in his chair* So, where were yo- *cut off by his chair spinning too far*

~Awkward silence~

Ethari, fixes his chair: *coughs* So, where were you?

Rayla, knows Runaan goes on late walks: I was out training with Runaan!

Runaan: *spins around in his own chair and stops perfectly* Want to try that again?

[sabrondabrainrot]

Art Trade with @kittysimp-daycareauart

Had a ton of fun working on this!!!!

I asked KttySimp what they wanted and they asked for Eclipse and Sun!! They drew for me Sun x Dark Sun! Truly glorious ships.

Had tons of fun working on this.

Hearts and Kisses!

I think Tumblr will eat the quality so closeups under the cut!

Also Link to Kitty's art!

Open it!!!

I thought it'd be funny if Eclipse did a suplex to Sun. He's super downbad for Sun but won't admit it. So suplex. Fighting is their love language.

Drew glow mindscape Eclipse and had fun coloring him!

Thanks again on the wait Kitty, I've had a really long week!

[reality-detective]

LOL 😂😂😂

[clandestine-j]

It'll never NOT be WILD to me that we saw that by the end of the begin episodes and by the introduction of Bobby's…that Tommy is cool with the 118. Like, he's well liked, he's getting drinks, he's cracking jokes, him and Hen have a dynamic (she's coming for his lunch)

But we have to hate him because of his past.

We have….

A person who started a chain of events that lead to over 100 deaths with however many simply injured or has lost loved ones.

A person who cheated on his partner on a whim but didn't tell her until she was already moved in, trapping her.

A person who not only treated the mother of his child wrong (being able to run away TWICE when she couldn't) and when she did leave, he didn't bother to check on her (or even ask her mother was doing okay??? like that's your sons grand-mother dying of cancer and you're not gonna check on her once? see what the funeral was like, when it seemed like she was nothing but nice to you. unlike your parents to her daughter) and then she does come back, is happy to use her for sex while denying her a chance to re-connect with her child, then using his next girlfriend as a black out baby sitter and breaks up with her in the shittiest way possible. AFTER this best friend told him to end it AND THEN, STILL, hasn't learned his lesson about treating partners better because he finds out his girlfriend used to be a nun (didn't even make it to the nun part), refused to communicate with her until the last second, used her as a baby sitter, cheated on her by having an emotional affair while using her as a baby sitter. AND IT WAS ABOUT TO TURN PHYISCAL BEFORE SHE WALKED IN. DATES OUT IN BROAD DAYLIGHT.

But we're supposed to hate someone who learned, changed and grew.

Now, I still love the characters despite what they've done.

I just think it's wild, we're treated like shit for enjoying a characters who has shown growth and learning, and most of that hate is coming from fans of man who has constantly treated his partners like shit and has yet to learn from it depsite his big age. Now, don't get me wrong, I like the drama of it and I love the character but at least I don't pretend like he's JESUS.

It's just wild. We get shit for liking a character that grew, even if we didn't see it all but some can like a character that's gone through seasons of treating partners like shit and not learning his lesson and no one should say anything about it.

Ya'll are funny.

[xanderindisguis]

Some stupid silly stuff I made

[rednite-dork]

“I told you I’d smack you!”

[luci-datum]

Something something looks to the lamp

[dragoninahumancostume]

As a Hamilton and EPIC fan, I think it's funny their reaction to seeing their loved ones again, like they care about people but there's the one person that seems to matter a bit more

Alex in TWWWE: I see my boyfriend leading a chorus of dead men. I see my son and my mom. But most importantly, WASHINGTON IS WATCHING FROM THE OTHER SIDE.

Odysseus in every fucking song: My son is waiting for me, my kingdom is waiting, all of Ithaca is waiting, PENELOPE IS WAITING. oh yeah and my mom too btw. BUT PENELOPE

[amazonykamiaba]

How can I explain that I want to f*ck his ass?

[byfulcrums]

okay but it's kind of funny how optimus, when he realizes how fragile human life is, does his best to not step on anything, to not move too quickly, to not accidentally hit someone and kill them. he's more careful than he's ever had to be, making sure these tiny beings are protected. then there's starscream

[yet-another-haven-of-dollya]

lol