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woke up my last post has like forty notes for some reason and I've now gotten people who are like um why is it unfortunate that a musical is good 🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 because of the fucking cringe guys you forgot about the cringe....
#and of course the murkiness of certain historical aspects but like in my opinion in any historical/biographical story you have to#Invest in character and narrative to derive anything out of it and that means biased and overly sympathetic opinions of people who did ba#Things but like we could also say this about any given biography or documentary like by nature they will not#be able to give you the complete story because#it's entertainment first#but yeah. anyway the cringe!!!!
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the jojamart mockumentary that constantly plays in my mind
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#stardew valley#stardew valley fanart#sdv sam#sdv shane#stardew valley sam#stardew valley shane#jojamart mockumentary#my art#so the first time i really watched the office was earlier this month#when i was on a nine hour flight and the third season was available in the in-seat entertainment#and like#i get it now#and if you see a continuity error on shane’s hat#uhhhhhhhh they’re two different hats 🤫#and also#i didn’t realize i made sam’s hair that dark#ngl i just eye dropped from my halloween drawing of him#and totally forgot i darkened it there for the vibe
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This is kind of brilliant, and necessary.
A group of adult entertainment actors is about to spend $100,000 in the next 29 days running anti-Project 2025/anti-Trump ads on adult websites targeting their male audiences in seven battleground states: Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, North Carolina, Georgia, Arizona, and Nevada.
Why?
Page 5 of the 920 page Project 2025 manifesto says of pornography:
It has no claim to First Amendment protection. ... Pornography should be outlawed. The people who produce and distribute it should be imprisoned. Educators and public librarians who purvey it should be classed as registered sex offenders. And telecommunications and technology firms that facilitate its spread should be shuttered.
Now whether or not you approve of the porn industry, it's clear that Project 2025 is talking about a much broader thing: whatever these right-wing zealots determine to be "pornographic." Note how teachers and librarians are mentioned specifically. Some bookbanners have called children's books pornographic simply for featuring a lgbtq character.
Closer to tumblr's heart, smutty fanfic and fanfic sites would certainly be swept up if Project 2025 ever came to pass.
So kudos to the adult film stars for stepping up and spreading the word.
#project 2025#first amendment#us politics#2024 elections#adult entertainment industry#vote democrat#tagging this is a challenge
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Xbralis as the first canon dbhc pairing with the steel chair!
#dbhc#dbhc art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft au#hermitcraft s10#dbhc keralis#keralis#dbhc xb#xbcrafted#xb#dbhc bdubs#bdubs#bdoubleO100#xbralis#YAYYY SHIP TAG#art escapades#i know it's probably obvious but i thought it would be so funny if we've got all of this build up for the massive ships#ie ethubs and grumbo and ranchers and docsuma#and then. hi this is canon. anyway LKJGSLDKJFG#BDUBS IS ALSO SHOCKED#but for everyone also guessing that this is the first time bdubs is realizing a human can be in a relationship with an android:#i can assure you nothing has stopped bdubs from. erm. entertaining such an idea in his head but that WOULD be SO FUNNY
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#steve rogers#captain america#the first avenger#ca:tfa#marvel mcu#mcu#marvel entertainment#marveledit#marvel#text post meme#steve text posts
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new annoying little back and forth: third time this week
#a doodley#sorry i had to low contrast nyalon so u cld see his funny little face#also pretend talon got rid of the other newspaper sections to line his nest with or smthng#i like to think he enjoys reading the newspaper bc he like. isnt online and doesnt do much so its#an entertainment source...source of discussion#i think he'd enjoy movie nights with everyone for the same reason#at first he'd be like whatever about them until he realizes he gets to complain#anyway newspaper time with al is his attempt at bonding and socializing
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"Yagami Light as a youtuber would probably plagiarise" WRONG Yagami Light is insanely intelligent and looks down on literally every single other human person, he would rather stab himself in the eye than using the works of someone else - someone who can't be anything but beneath him. Pre-Death Note youtuber!Light would make long-ass videos about Everything Wrong With Society with completely unhinged takes about how xyz small innocuous thing is responsible for gang violence with numbers* to back it up.
"Light would plagiarise" get the fuck out of here.
*numbers which he completely twists to his own bias - without even knowing it because he thinks way too highly of himself
#imagine thinkinig yagami light - self-proclaimed god and arbiter of justice - would ever stoop!#to passing someone else's work as his own!!!#to him it would be like if he picked up trash off the side of the road and said 'look what i made'. girl please#blue fandom ramblings#death note#i am going to Entertain op's premise and read the rest of the post now but#i had to get this out of the way first
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day 2: ryomen sukuna [breeding kink]
࿓ synopsis • sukuna just wants a womb to put his babies in but it changes when he fucks you.
―❦ nsfw, explicit language, f!reader, heian era!sukuna who has fours arms, concubine!reader, contains of a bit dark themes, licking, marks, pet names, humiliation, sukuna is being sukuna, a bit of fluff, sex addiction, fingering, cum, overstimulation [‘is all I guess?] • 1.8k • the first time I am writing for my favorite villain from jjk. Excited but there can be mistakes. enjoy! [kinktober m.]
“fuck brat!” a dark chuckling, mocking you as his crimson four eyes look at below - at the mess you are making because of his thick cocks inside your walls, deep enough to make it ache like hell yet magnificent enough to give you the pleasure no one can. “look at how my seed is coming out of your pathetic pussy.”
he doesn’t wait for you to respond- to even comprehend what he’s saying, holding your smaller face by the chin as his palm stays on your cheek.
he lowers your head down, making you look at his cocks disappearing inside your pussy, and a bit of his hot semen dripping from it to his abdomen.
“it’s-“ you try to say, sounding husky since you have only moaned, and screamed in the last few hours. closing your eyes, a jolt of electricity mixed with pain and pleasure runs through your body, even in veins, when he moves his hips, thrusting into you one more time before making you sit on his cocks once again - oh, his two damn big cocks should’ve ripped you apart if he wasn’t this gentle, surprisingly calm and gentle because he wants you to stay alive - you will have his legacy inside your womb after all, the reason why he fucks you for the past few hours.
“is it too much?” mocking again, his tongue on the abdomen takes a lick from your abdomen, traveling to your breasts from there, sending another mix of tears and moans.
“suku – aghh!“ a slap on the ass, “my king! oh, it’s - it’s too much! I can’t - I can’t -!”
he only laughs at your poor attempts, “you can’t?” he asks, not a question though, only a treat as he sounds like pure poison. one of his hands holds you from your neck harshly enough to make you shake in fear for a moment while the other free one caress your hair - the opposite actions of his two arms gives you a dizzying sensation that takes your logical side from you, giving you pure insanity in return.
“be grateful that I fuck you whore,” his other two hands hold your waist as he makes you move forward and backward, riding you slowly. you only hear your own breaths as if there is nothing left inside your lungs, eyes already blurred that look at his bastard but attractive face, hands standing beside you because you have no brain to use them, not anymore, not after he fucked you in 5 different positions already. “there are thousands of women and men who beg for my cocks, you know that, right brat?”
his hands move from your waist to your ass, grasping the flesh tightly – too tightly to leave red marks as you believe after feeling a sudden heat rushing to the skin he is holding, however, he doesn’t care at all – why he should anyway? you’re just one of his concubines – maybe his favorite one for the moment, and him showing you mercy and a bit of affection – unlike he does for others – doesn’t mean anything; you’re just there to take his hot semen every now and then, whenever he wants to fuck that pussy and brain of yours so that you can have his legacy inside you, heir to him – lots of heirs.
“puff –“ he says, scoffing after that, picking you up – a pathetic and cuckdumbed woman in his arms, he thinks, gazing at your half-closed eyes, agape mouth – salvia running out of it, “disgusting,” he says in a low tone but contrary to his words, his actions are proof that he likes what he sees because he keeps going and going until his eyes travel from that open mouth of yours he wants to put one of his cocks in, to your breasts full of biting marks that turned to red, moving to your pussy from there.
his cocks’ tips standing beneath your pussy that is pouring his semen ‘cause it is too fucking much.
shaking his head in arrogance, he puts your body on his lap with a bridal style, left hands staying on your back while a free one stays on your pussy, caressing it and he watches how your body begins to shake again, a hand is put on his chest, holding his wide open sleeve’s side tightly as if you have right to do that, and even your head fall into his shoulder, breathing rapidly yet lowly as he holds your body close to him.
why he does that – why he allows you to do that; remains unanswered.
he doesn’t think much, not now, he has a desire to put that damn semen into your wide-open pussy.
holding your thighs apart, his fingers – two long and thick fingers enter into your messy slit, white wetness joins into hot walls one by one, and it continues until sukuna is satisfied with it. “do not fucking dare to move now, woman.” he treats you. he sounds he is one step away from breaking your neck if you do move. you should fear him, you know, oppositely, you do otherwise, giving astonishing state to sukuna, making him freeze for a moment when he feels you getting closer to him, a hand travels on his neck, and a head sits on his shoulder, you even open your legs wider.
you don’t say anything, the mouth is too dry to speak aloud; he gets it though – and that gives satisfaction to him, and his responses end with a new position.
being the definition of menace for desires live within him, and you witness it when he puts you on the carpet, hovering below you as he cages you between his four arms, then, one of them appears on your abdomen, pushing it into the floor – gently yet it feels terrifying.
you look into his crimson eyes, hoping to see sanity inside them – what a fool you’re to try searching.
no, no – you think to yourself, conscious coming back even though you're high – he will not fuck you as a concubine now, he will fuck you as if you’re his queen, you’re so sure of it and the words slipping out of his smirking mouth prove you right.
“I will fuck so many babies inside this womb that you won’t be able to even walk, pretty slut,” a compliment, huh, sounds different than you thought, still, gives a jolt of happiness throughout your entire body that lying beneath his massive body, ready to take him one more – or maybe even more – time. “I will make a fucking queen out of you with my children. don’t you worry whore,”
the only thing you can remember is seeing his big smile – entertaining before the only thing you can comprehend is his presence below you, behind you, under you – hands conquers every part of your body because you’re his – the one who will give him heir, stay beside him, being a fucking queen of kings of curses. “you’re entirely mine now. mine to have – fuccck! – mine to fuck! and mine to breed.”
❦ tagging: @lilvampirina !
#💦 kinktober 2023 first week#kinktober 2023#day 2#ryomen sukuna#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#sukuna x f!reader#sukuna x reader#sukuna x you#sukuna x y/n#jjk x reader#sukuna smut#jjk smut#💌 by me#red#THANKS FOR READING#I have never wrote for this man so it was a bit hard to stay in tone and cannon but I hope you like the final work! it was entertaining!#maybe a bit dilemma but I tried my best#thank u!
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Shane's excellent alien doodles from "Mystery Files: Uncovering the Alien Encounters of the US Government"
#watcher#watcher entertainment#mystery files#shane madej#special spotlight for the tralfamadorian in the first pic
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Control (2019)
You are a worm through time.
#i remember seeing the “credits” for the first time and just being floored#i had started to google control 2 plans before i started to see the credits get weird#remedy control#remedyverse#remedy entertainment
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LOST. MY SHIT?
#skyrim is a normal game. with normal bugs.#god i wish i'd had my mic recording when this happened.#i had the first bit of this happen to me and thought it was entertaining enough to warrant a post#(the way the game does Not like when you one-shot dragons)#but then. when i went to duplicate it. well.#when it started slowly floating.#v speaks!#skyrim#the elder scrolls#video
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Look how ridiculous I look right now by the way.
Ghost Files Alone 1x02 | Dec. 13, 2024
#watcher#watcher tv#watcher entertainment#ryan bergara#ghost files alone#watcheredit#my gifs#my posts#first attempt at a gradient caption wdyt#happy friday 13th watcherinas!
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#aauugh here i am with more stuff of them somehow#twisted wonderland#twst#sebek zigvolt#twst yuu#twst mc#fanart#i just tried the rice+fish in a cup#i underestimate its portion bcs it looks smol but somehow i felt full halfway#maybe bcs i ate it in the morning#it last me from 11 AM to 4 PM with some biscuits to refresh the palate#anyhow thinking sebek would call it cat food made me thought of a come back#that duck cat thing is just forever entertaining#anyhow the video link on the first x might be loud just a notice#yuu is just eating what she could get her hands on#ha ha sebek tummy growling on l ilia's party tho#and him stuffing his cheeks and swallows it before coming back to s ilver leaving to search for m alleus
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Steve + text posts pt. 10/?
#steve rogers#text post meme#steve text posts#captain america#the first avenger#ca:tfa#the winter soldier#ca:tws#civil war#ca:cw#the avengers#age of ultron#bucky barnes#stucky#sam wilson#wanda maximoff#avengers: age of ultron#avengers:aou#marvel#marvel mcu#mcu#mcu edit#marvel edit#marvel entertainment#mcu memes#marvel memes#marvel movies#marvel men
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mean to him
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#pod watcher#watcher#watcher entertainment#*my posts#at first i didnt hear ryan mess up that word and i was like. why the fuck did shane start baby talkin
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The Veil is thin tonight-
-Can you feel it on your skin?
Tingling?
Ink and fineliner on paper
Available as Print
#Solas and Lavellan siting in a tree... uh window#k i s s i n g#Kidding. They are only sharing longing looks while playing with mage lights#while Solas is trying to distract her by slowly caressing her ankle with his thumb because ofcourse he has some ancient tricks up his sleev#He likes to see how the light fragments stick to Lavellan's hair. Like the stars are part of her#like like she is his sky and universe#He entertains her with tales of the lights that use to dance through the sky in Arlathan. Wondering what she would think of all the colors#He would have loved to paint her in that moment. Her eyes brighter and more mesmerizing than any aurora borealis#But they didn't have forever#The first signs of dawn were slowly creeping over the horizon. And with it the promise of new challenges#more quests and piles of paperwork#Courtesy of Josie#solasmance#solavellan#solavellan hell#solas dragon age#inquisitor lavellan#solas x lavellan#solavellan art#dragon age#dragon age fanart#dragon age inquisition#da fanart#da art#fanart#traditional media#da: dreadwolf#solas romance#Daze Chroma#my art
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