#it's definitely a scam

[thatofabeavers]

what is with all of these "hiring" posts

they're all the same listing by various diff people

not even reblogged

just reposted

[zinnie-zoloft]

Jayroy but they’re fake dating in order to mentally torture their fathers and reap the benefits of them constantly trying to be the better father in law

[rottengurlz]

paranormal investigator that fakes all her haunts and doesn't believe in ghosts until her boyfriend who "accidentally" died started haunting her

[ventique-genshin]

Best deal of 2024

[wormymcwormson]

The man the myth the worst fictional character to like because of how many times he dies and/or is fundamentally changed at his core its my bff Mister Actually

[reblog-house]

watching every minecraft series he's made i'm obsessed

[moghedien]

Shallan, a committer of matricide and patricide who tracked Jasnah across continents in order to lure her into a false sense of trust and security so that she can rob Jasnah of her most valuable possession in order to commit scams to get her family some money: Jasnah doesn’t trust me 🥺

[dovewingkinnie]

goldie showed him animal jam

[xdarkeyex]

Guys, check it out!

Very early concept art of mega Meganium leaked online!

I assure you 100% that this is not a scam and my uncle really works at Nintendo.

[azu1as]

HI TINN ITS ME PITTY 🙇‍♀️🙇‍♀️

i was wondering if youre still open for prompts… and if u are can you write about pbss somehow tranported to current mount hua, and everyone is confused af and just watches pbss and divine dragon interact (and maybe argue) with each other

PITTY HELLO ♥✨♥✨♥ yes i'm always open to prompts !!! im literally rotating rotmhs in my head 24/7

this first half was actually born from another prompt by mei on discord but I want to build on it, so dumping it here 👍 HAHAHA

»—————————–✄

The Plum Blossom Sword Saint lets out a ragged breath, his vision rapidly fading. His sword falls from his hand and soon after his body follows.

"...Mount Hua..." he mumbles, aware that the only thing left that awaited him was the cold claim of death.

He dies. And in the next second, he blinks up to a clear sky, the dead bodies that surrounded him gone.

%%%

Dawn had barely broken when an incessant banging against Mount Hua's gates and shouting started and broke the tranquil silence, rousing several disciples.

"OPEN UP!" Someone barks out from the other side. "Fuck. Fuck. Shit. Open this gate right now!!"

Un Am frowns at the lack of manners and respect being shown by the source of the shouting. He reaches the gate and pulls it open. It takes Un Am a bit of effort to ensure that his voice sounded cordial, "Hello, we aren't accepting any visitors this ear—"

Un Am cuts himself off as he takes note of the state of the man in front of him. The man's robes and face were crusted with dried blood despite a lack of any visible injury. That is, if one ignore his lack of an arm.

It still didn't explain the amount of blood he had on his body that was free from any wounds and visible scars.

The man's eyes were bloodshot and trembling. Un Am, even from afar, could tell that there was something deeply wrong with this man. He seemed unconscious of the way he emanated a manic aura; there was a charged sort of energy surrounded him that made an instinctive part of Un Am grip his sword handle in response.

The most notable and unexplainable part of the man, however, was the blood-stained plum blossom embroidered on his chest.

"Who...?" Un Am finds himself unable to react to the man's speed and freezes in place as the man grabs him by the lapels of his robe. He pulls Un Am towards himself and grits out,

"What. Happened. To. My Sect."

%%%

Baek Cheon was quickly ushered into the Sect Leader's residence the moment he returned with a few others from their last excursion to Xi'an.

"What's going on?" He asks.

Elder Un Geom, for a lack of a better word, looked harried. His face twists into a grimace. "It's a bit complicated..."

Baek Cheon doesn't know how he should feel about that response.

Surely, it couldn't be too terrible. After all, their sect was still standing and they did leave Chung Myung behind to stay on Mount Hua as he and the other chosen second-class disciples only had to deliver some goods and tokens to their subsect. Their youngest wouldn't let anything dangerous happen on his watch.

Baek Cheon tries to probe more information. "Before you pulled me away, Baek Sang mentioned something about a guest...?"

"We aren't quite sure of the specifics either, I'm afraid. But the man claims to be one of our ancestors from over a hundred years ago."

"An ancestor? Was he able to verify the claims?"

Un Geom nods. "I've never seen someone weild our plum blossom technique with as much power as he did."

If that was the case, then maybe their supposed ancestor could help them develop and improve their sword techniques even further by teaching them more about the skills that have been lost through time.

"Isn't that a good thing then?"

"It should be, but Chung Myung..."

Ah. Hearing those last three trailing words did not promise anything good.

When they finally opened the door to the Sect Leader's residence, they were greeted to the sight of a soulless Hyun Jong slumped against the wall, a freaked-out Yoon Jong who seemed to be torn between jumping into the fray and throwing himself out the window, and—

"WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO BEAT UP OUR ANCESTOR, YOU BRAT?!"

Their ancestor and Chung Myung pause in their positions as they both turned eerily similar pink gazes towards the two new entrants.

Chung Myung had the end of their ancestor's ponytail pulled towards him and scrunched up in his fists. His knee pressed against the older man's chest and neck while his jaw was unhinged as he was clearly attempting to bite the man's single arm.

Their ancestor in turn had his one hand closed around half of Chung Myung's face, trying to push him away. His legs were wrapped around Chung Myung's lower half in an inescapable hold and he seemed to have been gearing up for a headbutt before Baek Cheon and Un Geom interrupted them.

"You want me to call this brat my ancestor?!" Chung Myung shouts out as he renewed his attempts to bite the man by roughly grabbing onto the base of his ponytail.

"I'm one hundred years older than you!" Their ancestor grits out as he unashamedly bites Chung Myung's arm. "You disrespectful descendant! Back in my time—"

"'Back in my time', my ass!"

"You...!"

Off to the side, their current sect leader lets out a pitiful moan of mental pain. Baek Cheon would comfort him if he didn't feel the same amount of psychic damage as he watches his youngest sajil and ancestor continue their childish scuffle, rolling on the floor and uncaringly biting into each other like they were both five-year olds.

Later on, after tempers have cooled and everyone (read: Chung Myung and their ancestor) had managed to settle down into a tenuous truce, Hyun Jong turns a tired, but respectful nod towards the bruised man, "May we know this ancestor's identity?"

"Hm?" Said man absently rubs against the embroidered plum blossom on his new uniform. "Ah, I supposed you would know me as the Plum Blossom Sword Saint."

They would have expressed their shock and surpise, but they get easily distracted by Chung Myung's mocking scoff as he rolls his eyes in response.

[imnotkosmic]

Hello, I'm Mohmmed Akram, This is my brother Ahmed

We live in Gaza, which has been suffering from war for more than 10 months.

I had a lot of ambitions and dreams that I was working to achieve, but all that faded from the start of this brutal war.

10 months of bombing, destruction, suffering, displacement and death.

Our house was destroyed at the beginning of the war on Gaza and I had to flee inside Gaza at the beginning since the third day of the war before I was taken out of it (to the south),

So that all our fortunes, memories and lives will be smarted out before October 7th. The costs now are heartbreak and unspeakable and unbearable conditions, in a tent that cannot be described .

It was one of the worst days in which this cruelty and famine were thrown upon us. On that nightmarish day, a school housing a large number of displaced children and women was targeted in this place. My brother Ahmed was injured in the head as he was trying to make a living during these famines.

My brother Ahmed is injured

Unfortunately, due to the presence of many among them, shocks, cases of fainting, needs, medical care needs, problems and difficult circumstances, but your help, my friends, standing next to Ahmed Kakh, is for you. He and his family need help to enable them to overcome this disaster and suffering.

Thank you for your interest and reading, and I hope you can help, if only a little ❤

https://www.gofundme.com/f/ahmed-helped-below-what-we-can-survive-in-gaza

:/

[the-magnusinstitute]

What does getting "elias'd" mean??

you know how sometimes you’re walking down the road and you get the feeling like someones walking behind you so you turn around and theres nothing there. thats how it feels to talk to elias. he’s had employees vanished for not turning in a spreadsheet on time.

[tideswept]

PSA

I know there was a post going around about AO3 "art commissions" scams in comments but looks like they've updated their tactics.

Name syntax matches what the OG post was warning about, as well as how they introduce their background. Plus this is an empty tumblr with no links and the wording is very "replace relevant text here". I conversed with them a bit because I try to be friendly, but nothing about the conversation did anything but raise red flags.

Finally, I spoke to a fellow writer I realized they were following, confirming that they were also sent a collab request. So if you've gotten a DM like this, either from this person or someone else, well.

Be careful. Trust your gut.

edit: can't find the OG tumblr post but one on the same topic over on reddit. (linked by said fellow writer who also Did Not Trust)

[rooolt]

It’s like yes Jodie and scam did come entirely out of left field but actually what if they had months worth of flirting in the Jodie timeline we didn’t see? What then?

[coolerhope]

Giving Tree AU

Stanley doesn't believe he's smart enough to rebuild the portal so he looks for a different way to do so by making deals with the different "denizens" of Gravity Falls in exchange for help their with the portal or just bringing Ford home through an alternative way.

Stanley basically giving away parts of himself (his happiest memory, his ability to see a certain colour, 80% of his shadow, etc...) in exchange for help bringing his brother home.

[mozart-the-meerkitten]

Can all the fake Palestine/Gaza people PLEASE stop spamming me with PM's? It's getting really old and giving pornbot energy, so even if some of y'all are real I'm not even checking at this point.

Other reasons to stop messaging me:

1.I have no money

2.I'm on tumblr to have fun and I am hypersensitive so I'm not going to read something that might make me upset/try to guilt trip me into giving money.

3.If I was going to donate anywhere it would be to a vetted organization/aid group, not a random person. Why? Because I don't want to get scammed. And because I don't want to feel guilty over giving one person money but not another. I can't deal with that, so I'm going to leave it up to someone else.

4.I HAVE NO MONEY. I DON'T EVEN HAVE A GUARANTEED JOB YET FOR THE COMING SCHOOL YEAR. Like, literally, if I didn't live with my parents I would be homeless and living in my car even if I DID have a job.

I'm not trying to be mean, I want peace on Earth and end to wars as much as anyone, and if you are a real person who keeps sending me messages I'm sorry, I wish I could help you. But at the same time, PM-ing people on tumblr is not your best move for getting support. People on here are jaded about that sort of thing, we've seen too many scams like that go round ("help me pay for my pet's vet bills please🥺" scams anyone?).

So yeah, please stop PMing me. I'm not going to answer or reblog.