#it's cuz i was kinda in a mood earlier

[katiekatdragon27]

Guys you don't understand how much I love these two. (Oh yeah, and Finn's there too)

Glisten: Awww~ Shrimpo, you remembered Shrimpo: B*tch I'm in LOVE with you, of course I REMEMBERED! Glisten: What!? Wait really?? This is very sudden wow! (You said you were straight?) Shrimpo: AAAAAAAAAA

Finn: (yapping) Shrimpo and Glisten: SHUT THE F*CK UP, FINN!! Shrimpo and Glisten: ... Shrimpo and Glisten: (kissing)

The first comic takes place before the two started dating. Shrimpo is really really really bad at expressing emotions other than anger and frustration, so anytime he tries to express anything, he just blurts out his feelings without thinking. Then he gets second-hand embarrassment lol. Glisten was pretty aware that Shrimpo liked him before, but he's pretending to be surprised to make Shrimpo "feel better" (also to mildly embarrass him lol).

Also, I think that Shrimpo and Glisten bonding over hating Finn is very based and true. They need that autistic man to SHUT UP/silly

I think Shrimpo and Finn are very cousin coded. Not close enough to be siblings but definitely got some familial genes going on imo (plz don't shoot me Shrimpbowl shippers🙏🙏🙏) Doesn't stop Shrimpo from being violent towards Finn tho, and Finn does nothing to deter it lol (he finds it funny). Also, Glisten throws no punches bc he doesn't want to get his hands dirty.

Finn: Sooooo?? How was the daaaate~ Finn: No need to be such a clam about it! Shrimpo: I'M SO KILLING YOU!

The second image takes place the day after this post lol. Shrimpo is recovering from a hangover covered in lipstick kisses and super conflicting emotions and Finn is NOT helping.

On the other end, I've been thinking about Shimmer a lot lol. So here is a doodle of her with her "sister aunt" Toodles, and Pebbles.

They all get along super well. In this pic, Toodles is like 12ish and Shimmer is 4 (but her weird biology made her age up to like 7 here). Pebble is pebble, that's all you need to know.

Also, I was in a horror-ish mood earlier so here are some Twisteds <33 (below cut cuz kinda scary):

I love you angst comfort. My sib pointed out while playing one day that Shrimpo looked traumatized as a Twisted, which like, fair, but it make me think.

Glisten: "They say you are not here anymore. But I think you are."

I had this silly idea that Twisted Shrimpo was infected by Dandy personally, and that whole conflict got Shrimpo's lower jaw ripped off. He is very violent and volatile, and very hard to calm down. But, when he runs into a twisting Glisten alone and scared, he comforts him (to the best of his ability).

Since Glisten is still able to be somewhat conscious, he realizes that the Twisteds are actually not completely gone like he originally thought, and it helps him keep his sanity longer, hoping for a way out for everyone.

Willpower is a crazy thing.

On the complete opposite note, I love you horrifying freak of ichor child.

Since Shimmer was made from the ichor itself with no sort of skeleton or solid foundation, her condition is very unstable. And the problem is that her body is affected by her emotions. On a bad day, she can suffer from lots of pain and her body literally melting away. That's when she hides out and waits for her body to stabilize again.

When she completely twists, her body completely falls apart, becoming a puddle of ichor on the ground. If she was an encounterable twisted, she would work like Sprout's puddle root things, but easier to maneuver around and avoid. Also, her antenna glow.

Mini yap session aside, I think I cooked on the art lol.

Anyways, the og images lol:

Have a good one pookies!

[mishellii]

petnames headcanons .ᐟ.ᐟ

modernworld!attack on titan x fem!reader

including: eren, armin, levi, hange, erwin, jean, mikasa, connie & sasha

warnings: NSFW! minors do not interact; not proofread,,, as always, pretty self indulgent oops

likes & reblogs appreciated<3

masterlist

𐙚EREN.

���i have this fb image about him in my head that i just can't get rid of

★...... babygirl

★but hear me out

★most of the times when he has NO idea what you're on about or he's trying to tease u

★uses it mostly while texting tho!

★"that's literally insane bbg"

★he's so UGHH

★always greets u with babe

★he'd definitely use ur name as well but he loves loves petnames

★sugar, pretty girl, u name it

★thinks they're so cute

★when ur asking something of him or like giving him shit he'd hit u with a

★"sure, ma"

★and idk about u but that's kinda hot

NSFW.

★so so basic but he loves calling you baby during sex, even though he calls u that all the time

★i think he'd use such teasing words and soft n sweet petnames just fit so well with that

★"oh, now you're listening, baby?"

★"c'mon, pretty, you were all mouthy earlier, tell me."

★says ur name only when he cums :)

★and the usual good girl when ur finished

★c'mon we been knew

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𐙚ARMIN.

★love

★LOVE

★just love man he's so so loving in his words he wouldn't ever call you anything degrading

★"sure, angel, i'll get right to it."

★but most likely when texting??

★perhaps he's too shy to call u anything but your name in public but he's trying i promise

★also the type to call u something only the both of you would know the reason behind; something no one else would know why he'd call u that

NSFW.

★oh my sweet boy

★i am a sub armin believer, but more on the switchy side so he could definitely dom if he feels confident enough in the relationship

★"please, angel, let me cum"

★with that subtle manipulative tone barely noticeable because of his oh so gentle words

★"i know, darling, just a bit more, please?"

★also loveeees moaning your name and hearing YOU say his name cuz he feels more connected this way

★,,,sighs dreamily

𐙚LEVI.

★this little bloke

★refuses to call u anything but ur name in public like,,,, if there's other people, he's using your name there's no way around it

★except for the infamous brat of course (i'm bumping that)

★,,i'm not telling you again, brat."

★in the comfort of ur living space, where it's just the two of you, he might throw in something cute if he's in a particularly soft mood

★"Already did the dishes, love, go lay down."

★pretty confident when he's texting tho, but simply cuz the words sound too foreign coming out of his mouth

★"Sure, Sweetheart. See you at home."

NSFW.

★dom levi defender for life u can haunt me down idc i stand by this

★once he feels comfortable and secure enough in ur relationship, certain you won't run off, he'd definitely lose the no-feelings-attitude and become more playful and daring

★"hands above your head, doll, i'm not telling you again."

★he can be pretty mean and unfair ,,,

★just.... u need to give him what he wants before he gives u what you want u feel me

★"beg"

★-"please."

★"like a good girl."

★not opposed to throwing in the brat again if ur pissing him off

★i'd gladly piss him off

★gnawing at the bars of my enclosure rn

𐙚HANGE.

★AAAAA A A A AAAAAAA

★"darling, i'm almost done."

★i would go to war for hange pls someone hold my hand

★now i think they're not entirely intrigued by pet names but some do slip out when they're feeling soft or they're in a silly mood

★once hange stalked the internet for too long and found "the cuppycake song" and started calling u stuff like my snoogums boogums or hunny bunch to get on ur nerves

★when noticing you're down or not in the best mood they use comforting ones tho

★"you okay, dear?"

★texts usually with the basic babe cuz they think it's short and still comes across as endearing, right?

NSFW.

★ugh

★"legs spread, sweet thing."

★ hange's a switch me thinks but with a preference for dominating??? idk why i'm even talking about this but y'all need to get the idea

★"did i tell you to move, pretty girl?"

★ugh pt.2

★when feeling subby they'd mostly use ur name tho ??

★or a teasing "yes, ma'am" to get u even more worked up (if u weren't already)

𐙚ERWIN.

★mr.smith my god

★he's so sweetheart coded fuck off

★and always puts "my" infront of pet names to insure people know u belong together

★doesn't matter if ur married or not

★"i'm just finishing up work, my love."

★if he talks with someone else about you it'd be either "my lady" or "my wife"

★he's oh so respectful when he talks about u i'm going insane

★texting would be the same tbh

NSFW.

★ahem

★"there you go, sweet girl. that's it."

★HE'S JUST SO-

★like he loves ur name too don't get me wrong but once he knows how much u love hearing him say those things it'll be hard to get him to stop

★"let me hear you, angel."

★makes u feel so much with his words and soft voice i hate it here

★erwin smith the man u are

𐙚JEAN.

★"hey, good lookin', how's it going?"

★doesn't reaaalllyyy call u much aside from babe in public, cuz he's a bit more private about showing his love

★not afraid to step up and make it known you're with him tho

★"yeah, my girl's not interested, thank you."

★during texting too like

★almost same as armin in personal pet names like,,,, idk

★u got an embarrassing haircut ONCE he's not letting it go

★"sure, bowl cut, i'll be there soon."

★i mean it's endearing come oooonn

NSFW.

★"you're so good to me, beautiful."

★i'm almost convinced he's all about praising words and names in bed (can u tell i don't like degradation oops)

★making u feel so good about urself cuz that's exactly what he wants

★also something along the lines of

★"go on, pretty thing, i got you."

★such a charmer

★i want 14 of him rn

𐙚MIKASA.

★step back ladies, i got this 🫷🏼😌🫸🏼

★in all seriousness, mommikasa's pretty light on the petnames imo

★she's a softy at heart tho, so she'll definitely call u sumn along the lines of love or sweets

★mostly in the comfort of ur 4 walls tho !!

★such huge emphasis on my GIRLFRIEND when introducing you to someone or talking about u

★wants the people to KNOW you're hers.

★she don't play about u

NSFW.

★lord have mercy

★pretty pretty girl is a force to be reckoned with

★"yeah, gorgeous, you like that?" in her soft voice with that devilish undertone

★settling for the basic baby most of the time tho, cuz it rolls off her tongue so easily when she's with u

★if you're being good, she'll let you know with sumn like "that's my girl." or "you're my pretty girl, yes?"

★again

★BIG👏🏻EMPHASIS👏🏻on the "my" part

𐙚CONNIE.

★this douche is all in always everywhere

★literally only calls u shit because he loves messing with u

★it's his form of affection i promise

★"ey, smelly, come here."

★genuinely, he's so weird

★"pookie, i didn't mean it."

★when ur pissed at something he said

★but he CAN be sweet obviously but only ever with calling you baby

★he's one of the girls when he's texting you like

★"omg bestie tell me"

★or

★"dpwm girl"

★he's so dry but uses memes to even it out

★i adore him actually

NSFW.

★"i told you, beautiful, no touching."

★he's actually really sweet during sex i promise he's not always a dick

★he DOES love u and he's not afraid to show/tell u with touching u in the right places AND with his words

★"keep going, ma."

★also baby baby baby so much baby UGH

★constance springer in my bed this instant

𐙚SASHA.

★mrs.potato girl def calls u anything and i mean anything related to the thing she loves most

★food.

★sugar, pumpkin or cupcake

★she loves food and she loves you so how could she not :(

★i fear sasha forgets ur name sometimes cuz it's so natural for her to call u sweet nicknames instead

★it's pretty much her love language

★as well for pda but that's a topic for another day cuz i will not STOP once i start

★"hey, girlie" when greeting u in a high pitched voice like,,, she's so easy to love bro

★also definitely gorgeous. ure her gorgeous girl.

NSFW.

★pillow princess sasha confirmed👑

★no i mean she can definitely take the lead, there's not really a fixed power dynamic when ur with her, but i feel she most times prefers being taken care of (as she SHOULD)

★main thing she'll call u during the nasty is baby

★depends on what ure into but she's definitely into addressing u as "ma'am"

★also princess :(

★uses ur name more during sex tho!!

★feels it's more intimate and personal that way

★i want to EAT her

a/n: hope y'all enjoyed this veRY self indulgent lil thing aaaand i'll see u beans next time! uuuhbye bye xx

[wheeboo]

seventeen and their reaction to their s/o cuddling their stuffed animal after a fight

PAIRING. seventeen x gn!reader GENRE. fluff, comfort, headcanons, established relationship WARNINGS. implied arguments WORD COUNT. 462

requested by anon: In for a Soft hour 💜 Can you make Svt members reaction on reader cuddling a pillow/Plushie after a Fight? I'm Very thank full if you answer this 😁💙

notes: i would've made one for each member but... i was too tired while making this n wanted it to be quick jdslfkds and i haven't done a req or headcanon in a while so... enjoy anon <3 also idk if this is accurate i'm very Scatterbrained

seungcheol, joshua, wonwoo, seungkwan

simply cannot fathom the idea of the two of you going to bed without solving your lil argument that you had earlier. tries to sweetly coax you enough for you to face him (+ kinda melts seeing you so cute with your stuffed animal) and apologises for acting so irrational earlier and because he really hates fighting with you and doesn't want it to drag. the two of you end up making up right there, and now you both can fall asleep comfortably and happily. you both end up simultaneously cuddling each other and your stuffed animal when going to sleep dsjkflsd

mingyu, vernon, chan

feels bad. like reallyyyy bad for the argument earlier knowing that you both were just stressed out and tired and took it out on one another. but when he sees you laying on the bed with your back towards him and your arms wrapped around your stuffed animal, he can't help but kinda sulk. he knows that you're probably not in the mood to cuddle him but that honestly doesn't stop from him cuddling you. he's hesitant at first, then slowly lets his own arms come up from behind and wrap around you. he thinks you'll brush him away, but you don't, and you cuddle closer to him and with your stuffed animal. you both can talk and resolve things in the morning

junhui, soonyoung, seokmin

is lowkey losing his marbles. like you look soo cute cuddling your stuffed animal but he also feels a lil scared cuz he doesn't want to somehow escalate the argument even further by cuddling you out of habit. he tries to go to bed without having you in his arms but the thought of you being so in reach yet so out of reach hurts his poor heart. at some point he ends up falling asleep, but when he wakes up in the morning, your limbs are already entangled in one another like the argument never existed, and it brings a smile to his face <3

jeonghan, woozi, minghao

understands and lets you have your space (and is sorta also giving you the silent treatment as well). quietly crawls into bed right next to you and tries to go to sleep despite the heaviness in his chest. he also kinda knows that you aren't actually entirely asleep, but he doesn't say anything about it, just acknowledges the silence as this force to be reckoned with. just don't be surprised if some time in the middle of the night you wake up to the feeling of his hand cupping over yours, or his arm snaking around you, or his legs entangling with yours. even tho you're a lil mad at him it doesn't mean you're mad at the thought of him cuddling you :)

another note: this prob sounds repetitive but aaadkjsfhsf

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[dilemmaontwolegs]

i know u have a gazillion requests but what if we spice up that Carlos fic? if you decide to do a pt 3. maybe Carlos is once again is frustrated because of the penalty after a good quali and has sex with Rebecca cuz he can't find the model. a lil angst

It’s no secret, I’m in an angsty kinda writing mood at the moment 😅 I also forgot who was meant to be the toxic one...and now it's both of them.

Lady in Red (3) || CS55

Pairing: Carlos Sainz Jr x fem!reader Warnings: 18+ only, NSFW, smut, cheating, manipulation WC: 1.5k

One || Two || Three || Four

You had been called away to work just before qualifying finished. You and half a dozen other models were asked to stand behind the top three drivers and wave feather fans for the cameras while an Elvis impersonator pumped out his signature dance moves. 

From your position you could see the frustration on Carlos’ face. He had qualified second fastest yet he was going to have to start from 12th on the grid. You weren’t the only person in the area upset by the 10 place penalty and the Ferrari supporters were making their opinion known as they chanted for Carlos.

“Alright, sweethearts, we need you over at the Bellagio for some promo shots and then you’re free for the night,” one of the headset-clad organisers said to the group you were with before checking her watch. “Or should I say morning.”

The drive back from the Bellagio to the paddock seemed to take hours with the road closures and checkpoints, but finally you made it back. Knowing Carlos would be waiting somewhere for you, you scanned each floor to find him before heading straight to the top.

“Fuck, mi amor, this is what I need,” Carlos moaned. 

You froze at the sordid scene you had walked in on. Neither one saw you in the doorway of the darkened room, their backs to you as Carlos bent Rebecca over the desk and pounded into her. He curled her hair around his fist and pulled back so to expose the pleasure painted on her face. 

You didn’t even notice you were crying until a droplet fell from your cheek to land on your breast, the feather girl outfit he enjoyed on full display. You suddenly hated how exposed you felt in the ridiculous costume. It was almost as ridiculous as you - for thinking a man like him could change. 

“Take it, cariña, take it,” he stammered as you recognised the pinch of his brow. He was close. He was close to finishing and you were more than done with seeing it. 

You were conscious of your footsteps as you retreated from the room and descended downstairs. You just needed to make it to your dressing room so you could get your stuff and go. 

“Hey,” Charlotte called out as she caught your arm and pulled you to a stop with a friendly smile. “Carlos was looking for you earlier. Did you find him?”

“Yeah, I did,” you whispered, quickly wiping the tears from your cheeks. “Don’t bother drafting up the breakup post.”

Her smile dimmed as confusion replaced it. “What breakup post?”

“Huh,” you laughed humorlessly as you shook your head at your stupidity. “The one Carlos clearly didn’t talk to you about. God, I am a fucking idiot.”

You left the track, heading straight back to your hotel room and before you even reached the room you saw Carlos’ name come up on your phone. You sent him straight to voicemail, again and again.

You barely slept as you thought about how humiliated you felt. You wanted to get him back but you weren’t innocent yourself. You knew your career would be over if you outed the relationship you had with Carlos, even if it made you feel better momentarily. No, you weren’t going to bloody your hands for him, there was already a stain on your soul for what you had knowingly done.

You were a survivor and you were smarter than your recent actions showed. You knew things about Carlos that he had been foolish enough to share in the unburdened state that came after sharing his bed. You were going to use it to your advantage and do what you did best, be the envy of every man.

You had turned your phone off when you arrived at the paddock for the race but it was going to be impossible to ignore Carlos when you were assigned to the Ferrari team. 

“Stacy, swap with me?” you begged as she waited for Charles to escort him to the grid. “Pleeeease.”

“Whatever, French boys aren’t my thing anyway,” she said with a grin before heading next door to Carlos’ side. 

“I’m not French,” Charles corrected as he stepped out of his room. “I’m Monégasque.”

“Today, you’re pole,” you said with a grin as you offered your elbow out to him. “Ready to go?”

You didn’t glance in Carlos’ direction as you accompanied Charles out onto the grid. You didn’t even have to fake enjoying the company as you found the Monégasque had a good sense of humour and made you laugh the entire way. 

From the slamming of Carlos’ car door you knew you were getting to him. Carlos’ fear was losing to his team mate and he was sick of always being compared to Charles Leclerc. 

Carefully angling the feather fan to hide your faces from the jealous driver, you leant in and wished Charles good luck for the race. To the fans, you were clearly talking, but to Carlos? He would always think the worst.

Charles was high with adrenaline when he arrived at the Bellagio after coming second place. It wasn’t the win he was obviously hoping for but you could see how happy he was with the result. 

“So, you like Charles now, huh?” Stacy whispered as she stood as you did, a fake smile on your faces as you lined the interview stage. 

You cast her a quick side glance and winked. “I don’t know what you are talking about.”

“I know why you wanted to swap, Carlos acts like a fucking baby. He practically trashed his garage after Charlotte spoke to him about something. God, I wish I could have heard what that conversation was about.”

“Hmm, me too,” you said with a sick sense of delight as the interviews wrapped up. “Oh, finally, almost time to party.”

“You must be happy, proving Carlos wrong,” you teased Charles as you escorted him back to the Rolls Royce he arrived in. 

His steps faltered and he slowed his walk as his other podium finishers drifted further ahead. “What do you mean?”

“Well, he’s been telling everyone how much better a driver he is compared to you,” you stated with a shrug. It was an exaggeration, you had overheard him complaining to his father in the garage. “But you showed him.”

“A better driver?” Charles scoffed. “He is full of shit.”

He seemed to be in deep contemplation as he walked silently, until he reached the car and turned to you. “You should come to the after party.”

Carlos had already added you to the invite list but you smiled and batted your lashes as Charles. “Are you asking me?”

He blushed and laughed at himself as he nodded. “Would you like to come to the after party with me?”

“You don’t have a girlfriend do you?”

“No,” he laughed warmly. “I wouldn’t be asking to take you if I did.”

“Then I would love to go with you.” You gave him your room number that was conveniently in the same hotel as him, since both Ferrari drivers stayed in the same one. 

You already had the perfect dress waiting in your room and as you stood in front of the mirror you had to admit you looked stunning. The red dress was tailored to your body and the plunging neckline was risque and exactly what you envisioned it to be. You couldn’t wait to see Carlos’ face when you walked into the party on his teammate's arm.

“Hey,” you greeted as you opened the door after the knock, but it wasn’t who you expected to see on the other side. “Carlos, what are you doing here?”

His jaw fell slack, lips parting, as his eyes trailed down your body. “Mios dios, hermosa.”

You held your hand out, planting it on his chest as he stepped forward to kiss you. “Woah there, buddy, not happening.”

“Why not? Why have you been ignoring me?” he asked with genuine confusion.

“I saw you fucking Rebecca last night after Qualifying.”

He looked a little sheepish as he scratched the back of his heated neck. “I couldn’t find you.”

“Is that supposed to make me feel better when you call her ‘mi amor’ too?”

“I didn’t mean it, I-I was thinking about you,” his eyes widened as his voice went up a pitch. “I swear.”

You nodded sympathetically as you rubbed his arm. “Of course, like you were thinking about me when you didn’t have that chat with Charlotte. Yeah, I know you didn't, so just go back to your girlfriend.”

“But I want you,” he pouted as he bowed his head and looked up with big brown puppy dog eyes.

“But I don’t want you. Not anymore.” You gave him a push and he ceded the space in your doorway as the  elevator across the hall opened and Charles stepped out looking good in a pair of jeans and a fitted shirt with the sleeves rolled up to his elbow. “Hey handsome,” you greeted him with a smile as you grabbed a black clutch with your phone and money. “Perfect timing.”

“You are breathtaking,” he said after a few blinks to recover from the sight of you. He smiled as he brushed past Carlos to kiss your cheek, ignoring the Spaniard completely. “Ready to go, chérie?”

You took his hand and sent a dark smile in Carlos’ direction as you passed by. “See you around, red man.”

Click here for part four.

[karmaajr]

guys not the way I cried over my mum getting pissed at me outside our flat earlier and calling me a chav

for context, she called me on my phone a while back n started yelling at me n I was SO lost n turned out she only wanted me and my relative to go downstairs and pick up the shopping

n I tried to get our relative to wake up but bro js got pissy with me so I started stressing out on what I should tell my mum JUST when she calls me on my phone again

the convo follows:

-> *name* where the hell are you? it's freezing, I'm not getting all of this crap myself

-> my bad my bad, I'm uhm trying to find clothes to change into?? also *relatives name* won't wake up so what do I do??

-> I don't know! for God's sake do I have to do everything around here? just get down here

-> im still in my pjs tho...

-> I DONT CARE just come downstairs!! stop overcomplicating everything for once

-> okayokay sorry, I'll be down in a min after I find my coat

-> it's fine, it's pretty warm

i was kinda confused CUZ SHE LITERALLY SAID IT WAS FREEZING LIKE A MINUTE BEFORE??? but like, whatevs!! I still go find my coat though because like....... homie my pjs is a tank top and some thin pyjama trousers so HELL NO LMAOOO 😭😭😭

n I get downstairs after a bit n mum starts giving me stuff while giving me dirty looks and I'm like whatevs, she's probs in a bad mood cuz I was so slow n then MY DUMBASS makes the mistake of tucking my hair behind my ear 💀

which then reveals my collarbone more clearly and my mum absolutely LOSES HER SHIT OMG?!?! like girl starts screaming at me to zip up and starts saying how I look like a chav n like a....... ✨️paid adult fun timer in the making✨️ to make it PG for yall 😍😍

anyways like two minutes later our creepy neighbour pulls up and makes everything SM worse n even looks me up and down with a smirk while offering to "help us out while (my) baba is gone" as if im not literally younger than his eldest daughter 🙏🙏 (only by a year BUT STILL HOLY SHIT?? WE USED TO BE FRIENDS AS WELL SO IT MAKES IT SM WORSEE)

n ya the walk back upstairs adds to the shittiness of it all cuz mums talking shit about like, everybody in existence once again AND TALKING SMACK ABT OUR RELATIVE WHICH IS COMPLETELY FAIR CUZ OUR RELATIVE IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING OMG 💀💀💀🙏

anyways like half n hour ago I went to the living room (where my mum and sister are cuddling on the sofa watching some film that i wasnt told they were gna be watching so thats whatevs ig :D) after putting the kettle on boil and tried to check with my mum if she said what she actually said (cuz this happens a lot n she denies it afterwards which makes me feel like I'm going mad omg) and she starts laughing for like 2-3 minutes straight with me standing in the doorway on the verge of teats n my sister like "amma what word??? what word is she talking about????"

anyways I give up, pour myself some hot water after basically getting the confirmation and go to my mums room (2 bedroom flat and my relatives taken over my room atp) to cry LOL

then locked in a few minutes later BCUZ WHAT AM I CRYING OVER TF?!??!? STOP BEING A LIL BITCHHHHH????!? then I remember her absolute loathing for chavs and them lot, get upset again and blah blah now im listening to AMAZING ass covers on YouTube (on my ipad) n writing this so I can stop feeling upset omg 🙏🙏🙏 ANYWAYS BAI YALL WHO ACTUALLY BOTHERED TO READ THIS WHOLE THINGGG

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for ignoring a kid?

So, a bit of context first:

I work a full time job as a secretary for my boss and I have to commute to my job by walking since I don't have a car.

But walking is not really a problem here. It's actually my job : I don't get a lot of pay and my working conditions are really stressfull, mostly because of my boss.

She has some anger issues and is prone to violence fairly often. Honestly, I'm scared for my life sometimes cuz of her mood swings and that I could be her next victim (it's also one of the reasons I didn't quit yet, I'm scared she'll find out and try to hit me or worse)

A bunch of people lost their jobs because of her violent actions but she's never held accountable because she's pretty rich and has a lot of power to silence the people who would complain.

Needless to say, while I'm still working for her and trying to silently find a way to quit, I don't want to get on her bad side.

So, for the AITA situation:

I work up super late one morning because my alarm clock didn't work and had to run to get to my job on time (my boss absolutely hates when we aren't pontual).

While running, and looking at my clock for time to time, just to make sure I'm not late, this kid starts calling for someone.

She's like 12, idk them, and they didn't say my name, so at first I didn't realize they were calling for me, and i couldn't honestly be bothered.

But I start to hear them following me and still trying to call me for something but I keep actively ignoring them and running to my workplace so I don't get there late.

I don't realize till later, when my boss tells me furiously about it, that the kid ended up following me till my workplace and messing with the hardworking staff.

Felt kinda bad about it because nobody knows it was kinda my fault the kid kept following me and I could've resolved this situation if I just stopped earlier and listened to them.

AITA for ignoring this kid and accidentally guiding them to Wonderland?

What are these acronyms?

[radaverse]

Ok so about recent PT community issues?

I see people are talking about experiences with somebody, now I'm aware of all the issues. Unfortunately I'm also involved so I think I gotta talk too

Storytime:

So yk my server right? Where we hang out and I post pizza tower au and samurai jack au comic stuff

Some time ago there was this friend and mod, they were nice and modded well ig (were really active)

I found out two things: 1) they're older than average age range in server and 2) they also had some emotional instability. I didn't mind much both since 1) nothing wrong with that and 2) happens really often.

But user sometimes vented in public chat, we told them not to since it killed moods. Apologized but they kinda kept doing it

I also heard they vented in dms to some ppl (myself too), sometimes I would talk to them about all that since they were modding and mods more than anyone else (besides owner) have to make sure the server's calm. Also ended with apology but then doing again and it got a little frustrating for everyone

Went to a point we had to demod them, but it all stayed kinda normal after that

Until recent days

I realized they were also doing this in other servers and to many other people. got blocked by friends and talked to me about it. I told them to reflect on what they were being told by those friends.

But they had a meltdown and vented to many people in my server, many got worried

We have to remember that still most of those are way younger and can't take those loads of pain from someone else so often, and or can't give any pro level advice cuz they're kinda kids still? Also some were minors, even worse. Actual kids shouldn't be dealing with those things.

Things got a bit chaotic and many ppl spoke about having similar issues, I didn't know it was THAT bad. It happened to many people

So for everyone's greater good including theirs they had to take some distance from the server and communities in general to focus on taking care of themselves and so the server is calm again

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Ok so

If you're a member of my server: I want to apologize for letting this happen and dealing with it for so long, to everyone who got bothered or distressed by all this. I should've stopped it all earlier. I was being a bit too compassionate when dealing with things and hadn't seen the full extent of everything

But I also remember I can't blame myself for everything since there's no way any of us could've known. So I'm more calm about it. It's nobody's fault

I'll do my best to avoid stuff like this happening in the future and choose mods more carefully. I'll also be more straightforward when dealing with people like this when necessary

If you're the user in question: Please be aware that I don't hate you, wish anything bad for you or anything. Quite the opposite. I want you to feel better and recover, and get a brighter view of yourself.

But in order to do that you need to stop contacting people online about this, none of them are qualified for dealing with such things and if they're way younger they can't support you emotionally as a irl, same aged person can.

Don't lose hope in yourself. You can do this, you can change for the better and become someone you'll admire. To do that you have to take the first step. Get out of your comfort zone and reach out to someone who can and will help you. It'll all be way better then. Best wishes for you

So that's pretty much it. Thanks for listening to me! I don't usually post stuff like this but I think it's important I said something about it. Love y'all!

[bloodstainedsaint]

thank you thank you thank yooou!! And I don’t mind waiting for good stuff 🤷‍♀️

Okay so my idea kinda was in episode 7 when George and Lipton is in the same foxhole. So they get “hit” by the dud but the reader is so scared something actually happened to George, so she is running towards their foxhole and George is screaming for her to stay put cuz he’s okay and then she gets hit….or almost…I mean something tragic. I wanna bawl my eyes out.

And of course…feel free to not do it, if you think it sucks🧡 Love your stuff and have a good day !

louder than bombs (george luz x reader)

word count: 1800+

warnings: blood, gore, death, angst (w happy ending), bff! roe, mutual pining, i hint at both renée x roe AND baberoe

notes: used some hcs from this (shameless self-plug), and happy new year to all! i hope that 2024 is your year :)

“So, you and Luz, huh?”

Despite Lieutenant Dike’s request not to (like you'd listen to a coward like him anyway, even if he did have a good point), you and Eugene were sharing a foxhole — one a few meters behind where Skip, Penk, Don, and Luz were standing around in a circle, joking and laughing.

Taking your eyes off the man in question — you'd been staring at him from afar for too long, anyway — you turned to Eugene with a befuddled expression. “What do you mean, ‘You and Luz?’”

He took one look at your face and chuckled around the cigarette in his mouth. “It can mean whatever you want it to mean.”

“You say that as if we’re together or something, Gene,” you scoffed and held yourself tighter for warmth.

“Practically. Seen yourself lately? You blush and smile whenever he talks to you.”

Spluttering in response, you could feel your ears going red. “Well, Bayou, what if I’m blushing because it's zero degrees out here? And what if he’s just a funny guy in general?”

Eugene glanced over to the group of men, and, as if on cue, they were cracking up at George’s impression of the chickenshit lieutenant. “He’s a good match for you, (Y/N).”

“Oh, I'm so glad you approve,” you said, rolling your eyes at your friend. “Gonna read our wedding rites now?”

He put out his cigarette. “He makes you laugh. We could all use some of that.”

You inspected the faraway look in Eugene’s eyes, and you knew he was right. The fatal accident with the goddamned Luger that killed Hoobler recently, the barrage earlier today that sent both Joe Toye and Bill home with missing right legs, the overall misery of this frozen hell. You’d all seen your fair share of blood and open flesh; the company needed the beam of light that was George Luz.

Watching Luz as he was pulled aside by Lipton, you exhaled, nodded, and huddled a little closer to Eugene. “Yeah. Yeah, you're right.” After a few quiet, thoughtful moments, a small smile creeped back up on your face when you thought of something to bring up the mood again.

“You never heard me teasing you about Renée,” you muttered beneath your breath, loud enough for him to hear and correct you on because you had teased him about the Belgian nurse. Before he could, you pushed on, your grin growing, “Hey, what about you and Babe, huh?”

Now it was his turn to turn to you shocked. Your snickering was interrupted by the roaring, deafening sound of a bombardment shredding trees around you.

“Shit!” you cursed, the night sky lighting up with fireworks of yellow and white. Snow and dirt erupted from the ground like spurts of lava from a volcano. Through the ringing in your ears, you heard bellows of “Incoming!” and other indistinct cries.

Turning to the man next to you, you shouted above the din, “Eugene, you alright?”

“Fine,” he shouted back as he clutched his helmet tight to his head. “You?”

“Fine,” you echoed with a nod, though maybe your head had moved on its own with the shaking ground beneath you. You strained your ears to single out cries for a medic; you didn't catch any, and you weren't sure if that was because no one had gotten hurt yet or because they were dead within an instant.

You peeped over the edge of your foxhole. In the flashes of light, you could make out amongst the silhouette of wrecked trees George hurriedly crawling on the ground towards a foxhole with two soldiers in it, yelling for him to come on. If your hearing wasn't failing you, you recognized their voices as Skip and Penk.

“What d’ya see?” Eugene poked his head out of the foxhole.

Your voice was strangled in your throat as you helplessly watched George inch his way toward cover. “I—” you started, before a shell directly hit the two men in the middle of their calls. Frantically, you backed into your foxhole. “Skip and Penk, they’re…”

“What?” Eugene shouted, and you realized you had only murmured it.

“Muck and Penkala got hit!” you cried. The look you gave Eugene told him that there would be no saving them.

You got back up to peek over your foxhole and saw that Luz had vanished. Your heart sank in your chest, right down to the pits of your stomach.

Before your mind could register what was going on, your feet lifted you up and out of the foxhole. You could faintly hear Eugene yelling at you to come back, (Y/N), what the hell are you doing? You hit the ground at the same time a shell did just meters away from you, showering you in debris. Yet, you felt distant from the thought of danger or bodily harm, your raw instinct on overdrive; the only thing that was running through your mind as you dashed through the devastated forest was if George was okay.

Eyes flitting around, you caught a glimpse of him getting into a foxhole with Lip. As waves of relief washed over you, you jumped into a foxhole a distance behind them. A shell impacted nearby and swept the fallen trees acting as their cover towards you. You pulled your knees close to your chest and covered your head, staying like that as the barrage kept up.

Then, for just a second, it was silent. Closing your eyes, you caught your breath. A whistling sound ceased the brief respite, and you peered over just in time to see smoke coming from George and Lipton’s foxhole. Your mind disconnected itself from your body once again; it felt like you were moving in slow motion as your feet took you to them. That smoke clouded your senses, your thoughts — all you could see and hear were the vivid memories of Hoobler’s wound gushing blood and his dull eyes closing shut for the last time; you treating Bill’s still twitching leg while Toye’s shredded one was being bandaged by Eugene only feet away; and Muck and Penkala’s foxhole going up in a spray of dirt and a show of light, abruptly cutting off their shouting.

What were you going to see when you arrived at their foxhole? Bloodstained snow? Mangled limbs? Ruined corpses? Even the thought made you want to sob.

Your heart thundered in your ear, louder than any bombs or artillery the Germans could send at you, but you could vaguely discern George’s voice in your trance.

“Damn it, am I yelling medic? Stay right fucking there, (Y/N)!”

Right as you were shaken out of your own head, your eyes focusing on the two unharmed men as they yelled for you to stay put, a shell hit a tree hardly an arm’s length away from you. The burst launched you backwards, lodging shrapnel into your face and all over your body.

You let your eyes flutter closed as the screaming started.

-

“(Y/N)!” George bawled, witnessing the last shell of the bombardment blast the tree right next to you.

“George, get down!” Lip pushed George down into the foxhole from where he'd been peeking over to helplessly watch your unsteady advance.

George couldn't get the image of you shielding yourself at the last second out of his head. He broke free from Lipton and crawled out of his foxhole to your unmoving figure, relieved to find that you were still breathing out clouds of vapor, albeit unevenly. Your right cheek was cut and bleeding, as well as your arms, legs, torso — hell, was there anywhere you weren’t bleeding from?

He cradled your head to his, whispering that it's gonna be alright and you’re gonna be just dandy, (Y/N), even though he didn't believe those words himself. He lifted his head from yours and yelled for a medic with a hoarse voice, already scratched up from having to shout over the booming to tell Lipton that Muck and Penkala got hit.

George then realized that he had gotten extremely lucky that day; Muck and Penkala had been shelled just before he reached their foxhole, and the shell that had landed next to him and Lipton was a dud. Staring down at your bloodied form, he darkly concluded that maybe he wasn't lucky — maybe he just brought bad luck to everyone else.

Eugene seemed to materialize out of thin air at the panicked calls for a doctor and kneeled over you, ordering, “Set ‘em down, set ‘em down!” George laid you down on the icy ground, and he saw that your eyes were open now, darting around at your surroundings. You looked frightened and pained, yet when your eyes finally settled on him, you seemed somewhat at ease.

“Jesus, what did I tell you, (Y/N)?” Eugene reprimanded, but the concern in his voice was evident. He began picking out the shrapnel from your flesh, and you wailed out in agony. Ripping open a sulfa packet with his teeth, he then shook the powder onto your countless wounds.

In the back of his mind, George knew that your pained whimpers would haunt him forever if you didn't pull through, acting as the price of his "good luck".

“Told me to come back, Genie,” you smiled mirthlessly, which quickly became a wince with the gash in your cheek. The white medic band around your arm was stained the same color as the red cross on it.

Lipton was out of the foxhole at this point and assisting Eugene with bandaging your injuries. “You’ll be fine, alright? Just hang in there.”

George registered that he had only been staring, his mouth opening and closing like a fish. He intertwined his fingers with yours and squeezed your clammy hand, to which you weakly squeezed back.

Grimacing while he injected you with morphine, Eugene said to Lipton, “They’re bleeding bad, Sarge; we gotta get ‘em back to an aid station.”

George’s voice sounded far off from himself. “I’ll radio for a jeep.” As he did so, his hand still clutching yours, he couldn't tear his eyes away from the excruciation on your face. For some reason, he felt guilty.

Though it felt like years to him, the jeep arrived shortly, and the three of them carried you to the stretcher on the hood of the vehicle and gingerly placed you upon it.

Gazing down upon you on that stretcher, your face streaked with crimson, your hair matted with dried blood, George wanted to say, “I still find you beautiful, Bloody Mary," but for what felt like first time in his life, the words weren't there and the wiseass comment just refused to come out right.

What came tumbling out of his lips instead was, “I love you.”

Pausing, Lipton and Eugene exchanged a knowing look and watched with bated breath. Meanwhile, George wanted to smack himself for letting the adrenaline coursing through his veins get to him; this was definitely not what you wanted to hear — rejecting him should be the least of your worries right now.

To his utter disbelief, you smiled, in spite of yourself and the grim circumstances. “I love you too, George.”

Once his brain wrapped around the fact that you needed him as much as he needed you, he implored, "Come back to me, alright?” He gently caressed your cheek, his voice sounding different to himself with the undertone of desperation. “I—I’ll be right here waiting for you.”

You placed a feeble hand over his and turned to press a kiss to it. “I'm counting on it.”

The driver finally grew tired of the delay and urged them to get moving. George stepped away as Eugene hopped in the jeep’s shotgun seat to escort you back to the aid station.

Lighting a cigarette with trembling hands, George watched the jeep dissipate into the blanket of night.

-

Eugene let things sink in for a while; you were grateful for the time to rest as the morphine kicked in. When you arrived, though, you were awake enough to hear him ask again, a rare smirk hidden in his voice:

“So, you and Luz, huh?”

-

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[glossykissies]

🌟Headcanons for readers if they were supes.🌟

Deer reader would have powers of suggestion through eye contact , mind control type stuff very cutesy and demure. + healing(like she could heal ppl and also herself or maybe just herself up to u) . This power would tire her out and she’d have wobbly spells like you’ve said before! with pope catching her omg that was cute. Very useful to the boys to have the girl with the enchanting eyes (literally) do reconnaissance for them. Had to work her up to it tho cuz she’s shy

Puppy reader would be invulnerable and super speed maybe? Both or one of them. I feel like it’s just so her with how active and adventurous she is. Much slower than A train but still VERY fast unfortunately she hasn’t got the hang of it yet so ends up burning her shoes and getting her socks on fire when stopping. Why the invulnerability comes in handy!

Kitty reader would be able to turn invisible very cunty very her. also teleportation into shadows cuz again how chic and black cat coded. But her clothes can’t turn invisible like the girl from fantastic 4 , actually most invisibility powers would like that. She’d be very useful on the boys missions and it could open up to situations between soldier boy , butcher , MM 🤭 reminder for myself to look up fics abt MM.

Bunny reader rlly stumped me omg but the best I could come up with is ability to control fire or liquify or soldify matter idk i think I need u and the council to weigh in with thoughts cuz I’m so lost ☹️ maybe the reason she was on the team u said earlier

you’re a genius i love thisssss !!!

deer having wobbly spells even in this universe yes !! the boys get so used to it that everytime she uses her power one of them are already behind her ready to catch her if need be <3 she’s the biggest sweetheart n theyd die for her !!!!

pup having super speed and accidentally setting her socks on fire whenever she runs on carpet without shoes !!! i love that idea sooo much, having that as a background scene and seeing m.m or frenchie chasing her around trying to put her out would be so funny !!

kitty is def an invisible girlie <3 if anyone ever yells at her and she’s not in the mood to yell back because she’s feeling sensitive she goes invisible so no one can see her cry :( i can also see her shape shifting into a cat form … she uses it to throw ppl off me thinks … kinda like a whole puss in boots vibe when she wanders up to whoever they’re tryna take down and gives them the 🥺 eyes and when they lean down to stroke her she attacks, clawing their eyes out !

hmm bun is difficult cos i can’t rlly see her being a supe originally !! much like the spoilt brat reader i see her being useful to them as she’s on the inside, a socialite, knows all the right people and has the key codes to any building from flirting with the right people … just all around useful ….. but if she’s gonna be a supe — she’s gonna be voughts favourite cash cow. a supe popstar, marketed towards teen - 20s girls, super cute aesthetic like sabrina carpenter. her power would be kinda like deers, she can compel people (think tvd style compelling) so they send her to conventions for self help where all she needs to do is bat her eyelashes, look someone in the eye and say “you will never smoke again” to heal them. homelander refers to her as ‘his little moneymaker’, but of course she gets tired of the constant sexualisation from the men in the seven >:( maybe she finally breaks….. going to her new friends for help…….

[amulet-or-not]

Ok so I watched rise of the titans and it was... An experience...

The things I loved/liked:

Children of the sun summoning the amulet sequence. It was pretty cool. But it's funny this is one of the things in this category since it was basically ripped straight out of the scene in 1x12. But I don't mind a little self plagiarism if it's satisfying

Toby actually being smart and having a part in the defeat of bellroc

Toby's last moments with Jim. Not to say I liked Toby dying that was fucking horrible but seeing Toby and Jim be close again was something that had been desperately absent for a few seasons. And the idea that Jim even after winning would sacrifice the entire world and take on the burden of going back into the past himself, just to save Toby is kinda sweet even if this movie didn't go in that direction. Cuz it just proves this boy would give up anything for his friends and that's one of his core qualities and why we all love him

The opening sequence on the subway. That was pretty excellent and raised the hype and allowed everyone an equal chance to shine

Aarrrgghh going batshit when Toby dies cuz mood

The taco truck with the little tune entering arcadia and all the government are like 'remove the barricades, let them through!!'

Jlaire was pretty cute in this movie, not the best it's ever been but y'know.

Douxie was pretty good throughout

The things I was ok/unsure about:

Ajas characterisation. I know a lot of people hated it in this movie but it wasn't the worst. She acted like a leader trying to protect two worlds of people, and that's entirely fair tbh. I didn't like how she doubted Jim but as she didn't know him that well especially as neither of them remember the events of d'aja vu it was kinda understandable. And I agreed that they did need a contingency evacuation plan

Krel. He was consistently good in this movie as usual but didn't get enough time to shine individually, same goes for blinky and aarrrgghh

Stricklake getting married was cute, however I didn't like how Barbara was used as a mouthpiece to mediate all of Jim's relationships with the older men in his life, i.e. when her and Jim talked it was either about strickler or James SR. and honestly that's just a disservice to Barbara's own character (and makes me realize that I doubt this movie passes the bechdel test)

The things I disliked:

Eli basically doing nothing all movie and being useless

Having Eli come back after a glow up for the sole purpose of having a moment where Steve is jealous and distrusting of his girlfriend. Actually no this can go in the hate category too ❤️

Jim saying 'i always wondered about dad' to his mom. The only reason this isn't in the hate category is bc it meant we actually spent time on the relationship between Jim and Barbara which is something that was sorely lacking in wizards tbh, and something that really made trollhunters shine. But what happened to 1x17's 'you know I don't care about my father'? Like what is this bfr

Toby being used as comic relief didn't bother me in this as much as in wizards cuz at least he got that important moment at the end but him saying 'moral support is the lamest superpower' what happened to the Toby that cherished supporting his friends and knew that his support was the greatest gift he could give to Jim and Claire just as their support was his greatest gift. Cuz that seemed like a key factor in earlier seasons imo. Also what happened to the Toby that started becoming confident in his abilities in earlier seasons of trollhunters?

The blatant Hollywood stereotyping. The kids kicking the football in Brazil and the fishermen in the South China sea, and then the bright neon lights of anywhere in east Asia at nighttime visual. It's not the worst but I'm tired tbh

The things that I absolutely fucking hated:

This shouldn't matter to me so much, but why when Jim went back into the past, did he wake up at 8.00 instead of 6.00? You could claim it was because it was cuz he was disoriented, but the time of his alarm should never have changed. If I remember that it said 6.00 on the alarm, and I haven't watched the first episode since probably 2018, the screenwriters should've too. It's just lazy. Or maybe it's symbolic of the fact that Jim only used to wake up at 6.00 to make his mom breakfast and all of them lunch, something which was a key part of his characterisation and clearly showed how much he cared for and loved the people around him - something which is very obviously no longer a part of his character since he allowed Steve to bully Eli and manipulated Toby into becoming the trollhunter. But idk. You choose

Nomura's characterisation?? First of all she just seemed ooc, like a stereotype version of herself for some reason. Secondly, her death. She died. In the sun. She's a changeling. The sloppiness of the writing team in keeping their facts straight is fucking astounding.

Stricklers death. Just for shock value and a play on emotions cuz it contributed nothing to the story. Same with nomuras. All it showed me is that the writing team were sitting around a table and someone goes 'you know we should kill off a few characters early on in the movie just to show this is a serious level threat'.

Pregnancy being used as a fucking joke. I wouldn't have necessarily minded the mpreg concept happening but the execution was just. Ugh. Steve being pregnant was treated as a joke and gross and just something to fill in time as comic relief, rather than what pregnancy actually is which is fucking hard work. It just seems like another extended misogyny-as-comic-relief trope again and Steve's character and everything was thrown down the drain

Toby Jim and Claire not having a group moment together. There was a scene somewhere in the movie where Claire was comforting Jim and I was wishing Toby was there too. If they're going to play the moral support joke with him at least have him be there when morals are at the lowest

Toby being stuck to the van. The treatment of his character in general throughout the last half of the franchise, he should've been given proper development as a character since trollhunters ended but fuck that I guess

Getting human Jim back was WASTED. Utterly wasted on this poor excuse for a movie. The peak of Jim's character arc was accepting himself in every form even when his humanity was stolen from him. The 'am I a hero without the amulet' in this and even the corruption storyline in wizards were both forced, particularly the former, as we'd already gone through that part of his arc in s2 (and it was one of the best arcs this franchise has produced frankly). It was really really apparent they couldn't think of anywhere to go with his character but still wanted to use him bc he remained the most popular. Fanfiction writers can and have done better. Fuck this movie

The lack of emotional maturity and depth between a lot of the characters honestly?? I really don't know how to explain this other than anytime this movie paused to have an emotional conversation or moment between two characters it seemed hollow and worthless because none of them were going through true important character arcs

I'm sure I have more things in this category but for now this is all I can think of. Might rb later with more if I can think of more things that really annoyed me :)) time to rewatch trollhunters s1 and remember how good this franchise used to be :))

[kursedmayo]

I saw a post earlier about this idea about sugardaddy/baby dynamic but the younger person is the sugardaddy. Thinking of writing a Future Leo x Reader blurb about it cuz it seems pretty interesting.

Wait I already got an idea for the first chapter actually.

So like imagine this right? MC is around late 20's or early 30's and their parents just passed away. Their family's multi-million company just got passed on to them and they're kinda lonely and everything because their friends are all starting families, spending time with their lover/s or just tryna focus on their career or something, so you can imagine the stress of handling an entire company and stuff getting to them and leading them to go to a bar and start day drinking. Just to take the edge off.

They go in and the bars mostly empty and sit a few chairs away from to this green guy right? Definitely a turtle. Cant tell if theyre a mutant or a yokai but its not like it matters to them and its not their business. Middle aged probably. They were just gonna bask in silence and misery before the guy pipes up and asks them why they're there. They feel a bit defensive and respond appropriately. Guy huffs in amusement and start small talk, even though they're clearly not in the mood.

They get a few drinks in. Older guy keeps chatting them up like theyre friends and they're contemplating on just leaving to escape the conversation before realizing he might be lonely too and they reluctantly stay. More drinks in, they're feeling a bit better. Guy asks them again why they're there. Their mood sours but shit why not.

They tell him 'bout his Parents dying recently. Tell him about how most of his friends are almost always busy. Tell him how hard it is after he got a "new promotion" and how most of his relatives want to mooch off him just because he earns more than them. Forget to mention he manages a company. Guy keeps asking. He keeps talking. It feels so nice to feel listened and seen by someone he doesn't have to pay for just to connect with. He gives them some advice and they chat more.

Eventually he pays for both their drinks and tries to stumble out of the bar but the guy stops him and gets him an Uber. He seems nice. They ask him to write down his name since hes still sober enough to know they wont remember in the morning if he doesn't write it down. Guy just chuckles.

"Leonardo Hamato. Call me Leo."

They nod before getting into the uber and waving him good bye.

What a nice guy...

[bluepandastarfish]

Payment is expected.

Warnings: mention of injury, Berons abuse, pretend comfort, weird mention of you looking slightly like lady of autumn (I'm sorry), brothel work, kinda angst ig

A/N: I wrote this in 10 minutes cuz I was feeling Eris so don't take this to seriously cuz I'm pretty sure the dialogue sucks lol

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Here he was again. Head on your stomach and hands wrapped gently around your waist as you raked your hand through his fiery hair. He was not too badly injured today, only a burn on his cheek where the high Lord had reprimanded him which was definitely an improvement from the last times. 

He shifted to bury his face in your stomach now, hissing slightly when the burn rubbed against your gown uncomfortably. You hum sympathetically and use your hand to tilt his gaze up to look at you. “Be careful, my prince-ling. I do not wish to see you harmed any more.” He huffed at that, amused somehow. 

You took to thumbing around the burn slightly as he adjusted his arms to lay under his chin on your stomach and simply looked at you in silence before telling you quietly. “There's nothing that could truly harm me in your presence” And honestly he looked like a lovestruck boy about to recite some poem of love for you when he saw you smile widely down at him. 

“you ought not to put so much faith in me, Eris” that was true, no matter how much faith he did have in you he could not afford to trust anyone the way he did you. You lick your bottom lip nervously and gently put pressure on the part of the burn closest to his ear, when he doesn't hiss you smile wider. “its healing quicker then normal” 

He raises a hand to hold your own, stroking the back of it and holding it firmly to his cheek as he leaned into your touch. “It will do, my dear, it's not nearly as bad as you're used to with me.” He sighed then and turned a bit to kiss your palm before sitting back and straddling your knees. “I had thought of giving you a gift tonight, but I fear I ruined the mood with all my dramatics.” 

You scowl at his use of the word- hardly thinking that his crying earlier had been dramatic considering the circumstances. You sit up and place both your hands on his cheeks to keep his attention as you speak firmly “Do not belittle yourself like that. I will not allow it.” before becoming gentler and kissing the tip of his nose slightly. 

He leaned his forehead against yours and looked deeply into your eyes “belittle? My dear, a man does not belittle himself when he knows he is far to brilliant for such belittlement” 

You roll your eyes at his words that were clearly meant to divert you from the topic of his previous words. “Clearly Eris Vanserra is no man nor fae if he thinks himself worthy of such blatant belittlement” you narrow your eyes at him and he takes a deep breath. 

“Let's not talk to each other this way… I wanted only happiness tonight” he whispers, leaning into your lips. 

You indulge him because you know he deserves this moment of happiness tonight- but not because you forgive his self hating comments and you'd be sure to revisit the topic at a later date. 

When he pulls away he simply leans against your forehead again and closes his eyes as if breathing you in. It gives you time again to consider his injury up close and your expression quickly turns into a frown when you survey the pink ridges where skin has been burnt away. 

He opens his eyes and sighed dramatically- just like that the scene is broken. He leans back and looks displeased with you “would you stop looking at me like that? I was just getting in the mood again.” and once again your find yourself rolling your eyes. 

“apologise, my lord. I was under the impression you wanted comfort tonight. You should be clearer next time.” With those words he rubs his face with both hands and jumps up off the bed. 

“We will have to try again tomorrow night, girl. Try not to be so… soft” he sneers as if just saying the word makes him so. You bow your head at him and yelp when he throws the small sack of coin for you to catch. “warning next time?” you sneer up at him. 

He laughs arrogantly and starts putting on his coat. “I'd be careful, whore. You're talking to the next high Lord of autumn. Lucky I even paid you with that performance” he heads for the door after that, probably not going to come back for another few days. 

You flop backwards onto the bed when the door slams shut and begin fiddling with the coin bag in your hands. The Prince must feel for you- why else would he continue to come back to you alone when there are other whores in this brothel who are likely better actors than you. You suspect that because you look a little like the lady of autumn he's grown attached to you- which feels weird to think about when you remember all the times you've both been intimate. 

You swallow harshly as a new client walks through the door and wastes no time removing his clothes. For the rest of your night you do your best not to think about how amazing it felt to hold him in your arms- or how angry you were when you saw his injuries. It was all an act, right?

[kayentokk]

IT’S HERE IT’S FINALY HERE AND IM SO SORRY 🫶🏽🫶🏽 I don’t know, it’s like I was in a drought or something. So forgive me and here is your long awaited request.

Forgetting your anniversary with the MHA boys

Request; “I would love to see reactions to forgotten anniversaries”

A/N; Of course, that’s a good idea! Thanks for the request. 💕

Pariring; Bakugo Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijiro, & Kaminari Denki

Contains; comfort, kisses, apologies, big babies

wc; 481

Bakugo Katsuki

You might think he’s angry

Who’re you kidding he is angry

Jaw clenched

Eyebrows furrowed

But he’s more upset than anything

Honestly

He knows you’ve been under a lot of stress lately

Things have been busy with him rising in the ranks

And increased crime

He knows it was an accident

That you didn’t mean to forget

But it still hurts 

And you immediately apologize 

He just brushes it off

He had a dinner planned

Which y’all can still go but the mood is kinda tense and awkward

You literally have to comfort this big baby

He’s all pouty and all shady

Trying to make the whole thing a joke but not really

Bcuz guarantee he meant when he said 

“Can’t believe you’d jus’ forget about the best thing ever”

All under his breath 

You cuddle him after the dinner

And…give him a gift

Of some sort

Midoriya Izuku

🥹

So uhm

He gets a little nerve wracked

Cuz like what now

But I honestly think he takes it better than most

Because he’s so selfless

And like not that he puts his own feelings on the back burner

But right now he’s more concerned about you

Cuz like what happened?

Why did you forget?

He knows you’re normally good with things like this so it’s odd

Maybe too much stress

So honestly you don’t even have time to feel bad

Or say sorry

Cuz he’s already coddling you

And telling you it’s okay

Super understanding about it

Kirishima Eijiro

☹️

He’s really so sad

Like soooooooooo sad

BUT

He’s a manly man

He’s gonna turn thangs around

He knows it wasn’t on purpose

He’s aware of the love you have for him

So 

He makes it extra special

Just for you like always

He cooks

Got you flowers

That cute necklace you’ve been wanting

And most of all

He is on you

ALL NIGHT

He fed you during dinner

Was literally on you during the movie

Pampered you

And he’s not gonna sweat it 

That much

because it doesn’t change the love y’all have for each other

Kaminari Denki

So let’s be honest

He’s prolly shocked himself to death a couple of times earlier

Definitely has a buzz to him

But he still managed to have something planned

He was all sparky and

“Oh yeah my girls gonna love this!”

Then you’re just like “what’s all of this for?”

He’s like

“Wym babygurl”(gosh I hate love him sm I hate the fact that I actually imagined him saying that more tho)

🤨🤨🤨

Then when it clicks to you

You’re apologizing 

He still hasn’t gotten why ur apologizing 

Then you tell on ur self

And he’s like 

Oh(inside)

He’s the least hurt tho

Cuz like there’s always more anniversaries 

But 

He’s gonna be so dramatic about it

Never gonna let it go

And you’re gonna baby him allll night 

@/cafekitsune for the divider

[thesongoffalsity]

contemplation (grimmjow x black!gn!reader)

TW: brief violence

"i would have went to war with the world on your call" — ball w/o you (21 savage)

after tybw

"that's strange. i thought you said you'd be leavin'." your eyes were atfirst resting on the sleepy desolate lands of hueco mundo til you heard a familiar gruff voice. you turned your head. the first thing you noticed was the ever deepened scowl burrowing into his features. fuck. this was gonna be a whole ass thing. "not in the mood, kitty." you scoffed, shaking your head forward to avoid his gaze. you know what he was up to and what he was trying to achieve. sometimes you wish you didn't teach that bastard gaslighting.

"c'mon, ya always in the mood for me ain't ya?" a hearty laugh left the arrancar as he, without a second to process what he even said, plopped himself down next to you on the ruined pillar you were resting on. grimmjow slung his arm around your neck. you could smell that weird cologne that always lingered on him. and no, it wasn't the smell of gore and blood. it smelled...familiar? "is that the cologne i got you from the human world?" a smirk grew on his face. "ah! ya noticed! i thought it smelled bad, but i gave it a try cuz ya liked it or whatever." he sniffed and rubbed his upper lip, "it's kinda overpowerin' couldn't ya find somethin' lighter?" "i thought hollows are immune to allergies." you snickered, poking at his side teasingly with a cheeky grin. "hush up, fuck-twat. that's like sayin' we can't take a big fat shit either." "i didn't say anything about taking a shit." "oi? shut up? yeesh ya humans annoy me. when is that kurosaki kid comin' to pick up his mutt." he muttered, pulling his arm from you and crossing his arms. just as quick did your smile appear, it immediately disappeared and was replaced with a flat stare. "grimmjow. why did you come over here, i'm able to hold my own in hueco mundo and you know that." "cuz aizen's free and wants your heart." you stared at him with an unamused look. you'd think he'd come up with something worse. with a forced sigh he begrudgingly grabbed your wrist, "okay okay! it ain't that!" you kept your stare and all the more quirked your brow, "what the fuck do ya want, kitty." he growled at your words. he hated that nickname. for a moment you caught the hollow bite his bottom lip, but it barely even lasted a second before it was replaced with the same scowl from earlier. "when were ya gonna tell me!" the way he said it sounded like he was hurt, but his tone and facial expression sure were resolute and well...grimmjow. "tell you what—" "HOW YOU'RE LOSIN' YER DAMN MIND!" he screeched, his hold on your wrist was so great...the sound of bone crunching filled your ears and then the searing pain came. you bit your lip as tears filled your eyes. he didn't stop though, he continued, "how the FUCK are ya gonna just...agree to that stupid dumbass! 'oh yah urahara i'll let ya take my powers away!'...g-god ya make me..." "i don't wanna lose ya." though, he said it too low for you to hear. "g-grimmjow...why do you care so much? you barely ever see me." "cuz ya NEVER visit hueco mundo like ya visit shitty soul society!" your heart lurched, that was true...and to be fair soul society was much safer than hueco mundo. "and don't say hueco mundo is dangerous cuz i'll maw the first bitch who wants to touch ya!" nevermind...

"...if you're in love with me...just say it." grimmjow shook his head. "i ain't in love. cuz if i was i could still stab ya in the back, lie to ya face cuz 'i don't wanna hurt ya'...i got loyalty. i got the integrity to not do any of that cheap shit, cuz i'm really...really here for ya."

after he said that, you were speechless. you didn't know what to say...so you left.

you could never forget the look he gave you as you entered the garganta.

686 words author's note: ahh ive never written shit for bleach + written fanfiction in SO long so like idk if its good or not. im probably gonna write for dbz next to practice fight scenes :p © thesongoffalsity

[manofmanymons]

👀 *ominously looms behind you*

Talk to us about Kaito in Harmony and Wrathful.

I genuinely cannot remember what I've posted and what I've simply ranted aggressively about in friends' dms so I guess I have no choice but to share every single thought I have about Kaito oh nooooo

In case anyone is new here and doesn't know how I work

You are not going to see an unbiased character analysis

You're about to see an unhinged rant about how goddamn obsessed I am with this character and why I love him!

Starting with Harmony!

As always, I love Kaito in this route. I think what made it so painful for me on a first playthrough was seeing so clearly all the little ways he pushed into becoming the villain when all he really needed was time to grieve. The other kids' absurdly insensitive speech that never fails to piss me off about how they couldn't stay sad and how they had keep going or Miu would've died for nothing really just served to solidify for him that no one cared about Miu after all. It always stood out to me that immediately following that scene he says "if none of us are to blame, and she's not to blame, then why's she the one that had to go?" He didn't start out blaming the others for what happened, and he was more sad than he was angry. But then the fiasco with Renamon and the library happened. They put the idea of revenge in his head. It was the illusions that turned him angry and spiteful. This one's more personal interpretation but I don't think his friends forgiving and siding with the monster that just did all that to him helped a lot with all the feelings of being alone and uncared for. Like genuinely based on the correct affinity option with him earlier he just wanted some time and space to himself to process his feelings and if he'd gotten it he probably would've been fine, it was other outside forces who made him fixate on how awful the world is.

At least for me, it was hard to really be upset with him when he was just,,,a grieving child being manipulated after losing his entire reason for living. I was just depressed the whole time.

On a first playthrough I incorrectly claimed that you don't learn anything new about him in Harmony because he acted too predictably. I would like to punch past me in the face for being so incorrect. I mean I was totally right about him acting super predictably but not about you not learning anything about him.

First, I like that learning about the sibs' past explains why he's so overprotective of Miu, why he's so distrustful, and why he thinks he has to do everything alone and can't rely on anyone's help. None of his overreactions really feel like overreactions after that imo. It's all like..."oooooh that's why he did that okay."

I like that you get to hear the other kids' thoughts about him. Cuz most of the time, Kaito doesn't really have an obvious important role in the group, y'know? He's not one of the older kids, he's not one of the younger kids, he's not a leader, he's not a caretaker, he's nobody's best friend, he doesn't exactly lighten the mood, he's just...there. But then the others talk about him and it's like oh, he's reliable, he's strong, he's sweet, he's someone to look up to, he's the kinda person who makes you feel more confident when they're around, he's someone willing to say and do the things no one else will. He does help, and they do all care a lot about him.

Mostly I think it's interesting to compare him at his absolute worst with the other characters at their worst. The other characters themselves worried that he would end up just like Shuuji because of his anger, but he never did. In fact he never even came close. He explicitly says that he blames himself and not Dracmon for being too weak to save Miu. He doesn't force but instead asks Dracmon to do the whole fusion thing. He may have been enough of a dick to make such a messed up request but by god at least it was a request. He never turns on his partner or hurts him, and he makes it very clear that he does care about him. So like him at his worst is still comparatively not as bad. From there admittedly he does really go off the rails for a bit with all the attempted murder and whatnot which I will circle back around to, but then afterwards he just? Stops? Like again compare that to Aoi being given a chance to chill tf out but instead doubling down on the murder, he actually does come to his senses and try to help. This is the part where I clarify I'm not saying any of this to be mean to Shuuji or Aoi I just mean I think it says a lot about Kaito that compared to the older kids at their worst, he at his worst isn't that bad. Like he was ultimately still someone who loved his partner and chose to listen to his friends.

Also here is a good part to copy paste something that IS from a rant in a friend's dms

the fact that right before dying Kaito isn't even like don't hurt my friends he's like I can't let Dracmon suffer for my mistakes anymore is so *head in hands* he really does love Dracmon as much as Dracmon loves him even if he was too blinded by rage and grief to realize it sooner

This route is solely responsible for how mentally ill I am about those two. The brothers ever.

I know another thing I've said before is that one of my absolute favorite things about Kaito as a character is that he has no problems acknowledging when he's wrong and owning up to his own mistakes, and this route really really shows that. Like I said before him very explicitly not blaming Dracmon for anything is very near and dear to my heart, and I do think it says a lot that him getting angry with the other kids for not saving Miu is a) the only time you ever really see him blaming someone else for his problems b) something that he doesn't even think at first and c) something he doesn't still believe in the end. It is simply not in his nature to place blame on other people, but is in his nature to admit when he screws up. The fact that again he's able to do that at his lowest point is just uuuuuuuugh I love him so much. World's goodest boy.

Circling back to the murdery doo. Maybe I'm just biased but once again I ain't even mad that he got to that point like his sister JUST died I think he's allowed to be as insane as he wants. Any normal person would lose it over having their sibling taken from them in such a gruesome way, but considering how she was like,,,his entire reason for being and the center of his whole world, honestly did he not deserve to exact vengeance on the universe at that point? He literally had nothing left to lose. Especially after the way the other kids treated him like deadass if someone had said all that shit to me after my brother died you can bet I woulda killed them right then and there I'm telling you Kaito is a MUCH better person than I am, he consistently lasts so much longer before hitting a breaking point than I ever could. He could've been so mcuh worse and I still woulda supported him like yeah go baby go get their asses make them all suffer <3 The fact that he WASN'T worse makes him unbearably endearing and adorable to me. My pookie.

I also. Have so many questions about him going around just fist fighting a bunch of Kemonogami himself. Dracmon wasn't even helping he was just 👊 it kinda makes Takuma thinking a Gotsumon would kill him in the early chapters seem like some real pussy shit ksjdkdnd

When he's not being a total loser, Kaito is actually like,,,kinda cool.

This isn't about Kaito but since I'm already talking Harmony can I take a moment to say how hilarious Piedmon is to me in this route? Obsessed with how at the end he's like oh no this wasn't part of some master plan I was legitimately okay with dying and just destroying the world with you but thanks for wimping out and giving me my consciousness back <3 He legit put his whole ass life in the hands of a pissed off child and that's SO funny to me. Like he and Kaito were legitimately in the same "I just wanna blow up the world no matter the cost" boat so it's kinda fitting that they were at least temporarily partners XD

Sometimes you gotta share a braincell with a murder clown

Anyways, Wrathful now

God Kaito is cute in this route.

He's so so so so so cute.

World's cutest boy.

I'm not gonna go into detail cuz I'm certain I've said it before but he's so goddamn sweet and empathetic in this route. Him being so worried about Aoi because he knows how he'd feel if Miu died instead of Saki is so ToT </3 We love a boy who would actually treat someone how he'd want to be treated

I've definitely said it before but I'm so insane about Wrathful being the first time Kaito really acknowledges that he's self-aware of his poor communication skills. Him blaming himself for making Aoi worse because he accidentally made her sad when he was trying to cheer her up. Him choosing NOT to go after her alone because he knew he'd make it worse. Normally he's good at acting unfazed and like he doesn't care how people interpret him, but now that he's accidentally hurt someone he actually shows how bothered he is by his inability to correctly say what he means. It's not that he doesn't know that he's like this, or that he's mean on purpose, he's just reeeeeaaaally bad with words :(

I do kinda love how in Harmony Saki mentions that she actually appreciated his willingness to say what no one else will, and in Wrathful he's the one to be like look guys I don't like it either but we have to consider that we might have to kill our friend. He was the one who wanted to save Aoi the most! Even Miu gave up on her before he did! But he was still willing to face the facts and even offer to kill her himself if no one else could do it. Like do you understand how insane it is that a 14 year old child was willing to make the decision to end someone's life alone so no one but him would have to live with that haunting them. I mean the others didn't let him go through it alone and I love them for that but CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT HE WAS WILLING TO BEAR THAT BURDEN FOR THEM DESPITE, I CANNOT STRESS THIS ENOUGH, BEING THE ONE WHO WANTED TO SAVE AOI THE MOST.

THIS FERAL GREMLIN CAN FIT SO MUCH LOVE IN HIM

Speaking of fitting so much love in him, him being so unexpectedly gentle when Aoi and Labramon were dying was *bangs my head into the wall* I can't stand him.

Kissing his forehead as we speak.

Also also speaking of that whole scene in general can we talk about how insane he is for tanking a hit from a mega when Piedmon attacked Miu? He AND the Professor both should be DEAD from pulling that kinda crap all the time ToT

Ummm I love that the botched dinner scene shows him being a) very silly and b) more polite than Takuma. What a bastard older sibling move it was tryna make Miu eat the food he didn't want 😂😂😂 He's so fucking funny. The politeness going completely out the window the second there's no need to keep up the act god bless. Menace to society fr fr.

Idk Harmony Kaito doing exactly what Kaito himself admits he would do in Wrathful is so <3 world's most self-aware boy

Vs Wrathful Kaito doing exactly what Saki said she liked about him in Harmony ;u; If she was there she would've been proud. Actually come to think of it she also said she appreciated the way he'd always put himself between them and the enemy so in Harmony he literally,,,died doing the OTHER thing she said she liked about him.

Did not expect to name drop Saki so many times in this but she's surprisingly a professional Kaito appreciator.

ALSO CIRCLING BACK TO ME LOVING KAITO FOR ALWAYS ADMITTING WHEN HE'S WRONG, I LOVE HIM BEING THE ONE TO TELL SOMEONE ELSE THAT THEY'RE ALLOWED TO MESS UP TOO. I LOVE HIM SO MUCH IT HURTS.

WRAHTUFL KAITO SAYING HE MESSES UP A LOT BUT IT'S OKAY BC HIS FRIENDS ALWAYS SET HIM STRAIGHT VS HARMONY KAITO BEIN A LIL EVIL BUT CALMING DOWN ONCE HIS FRIENDS SET HIM STRAIGHT <3

He is nothing if not consistent. World's 👏 most 👏 self 👏 aware 👏 boy.

Oh and ofc I can't go without saying Kaito's conversation with Miu in Wrathful about beating a cop up ✨️gently✨️ is peak Kaito humor. He was so cool for that btw man acab. Miu sounding so tired like he does this shit all the time 😭😭😭

Just had the very funny mental of image of a conversation like,,, "Are you amab or afab?" "Acab."

It is always morally correct to harm the police <3

Anyway uhhh in summation

I support Kaito’s rights but I also support Kaito's wrongs and I think he's the cutest boy in the whole wide world :)

[revelations-mp3]

Tagged by @lvagirl thx bestie

1. Are you named after anyone? Yes I’m named after an actress who was famous in the 1960s because my dad liked the name :/

2. When was the last time you cried? Probably earlier this month a few weeks ago? Idk it’s been a while. But according to my mood tracker the last time I mentioned crying was April 29 at 8:36pm sooo slay?

3. Do you have kids? No

4. What sport do you play / have played? I’ve never played a sport in like an actual competitive team setting, only ever like during recess when I was a kid lmao. Lots of kickball and dodgeball

5. Do you use sarcasm? Yes

6. What’s the first thing you notice about people? Ummm idk maybe their hair or nails or outfit 🧍🏻‍♀️

7. What’s your eye color? Brown

8. Scary movies or happy endings? Honestly depends on my mood and also nuance cuz like what kind of scary are we talking about . But I think generally speaking I normally go for happy endings..

9. Any talents? Hmmm Not really

10. Do you have any pets? Yes a kitty !

11. Where were you born? USA

12. What are your hobbies? I rly enjoy genealogy research and building my family tree and learning about the people that came before me. It’s been a minute since I’ve taken a deep dive just cuz I’ve kinda hit a brick wall with basically every side of my family and I’ve just been busy !

13. How tall are you? 5’5” according to the medical assistant that measured me last Tuesday 😵‍💫

14. Favorite subject in school? English because it was the one class I excelled at mostly effortlessly

15. Dream job? Trying to figure this out still

Tagging @komawo @lushbysnailmail @everythingmatters @unheavenlybody @yellowwperil @hazystars @lovepin @anxeious @thismustbetheplace1983 @apathyisboring @beornoth 👾‼️