#it's canon actually

[jewishcissiekj]

It’s trans awareness week!

Be aware of her. It’s a warning.

[doctorbrown]

Doc to his boys: Jules, Verne, I love you both.

Marty, jokingly but not really: Hey Doc what about me??

Doc: I love you too, Marty.

[iheartgarrus]

N7 Month Day 25: Legend

(AO3 Link - Quick and dirty Shakarian, and I do mean dirty! All under the cut for spice.)

Shepard had had her fair share of sexual partners over the years. Fumbling explorations with other teens on Alliance ships, one-night stands on shore leave, a couple of regular booty calls here and there. And she would say maybe… 60% of those partners (lower if you only counted the men, sadly) had been gracious enough to go down on her, with varying degrees of skill.

But she was hard-pressed to remember a single one of them now that she'd experienced Garrus.

And if it were only about the 30-centimeter prehensile tongue, she would figure this was a bonus inherent to sleeping with a turian. But his species didn't account for his enthusiasm - the way he dove in, ravenous and groaning at her taste, holding her legs open so he could have his fill. It didn't account for his dogged determination and laser focus, watching her with that sniper's gaze and chasing every gasp and moan until she flew over the edge (sometimes over and over again). And she didn't have any especial attraction to turians, so it also didn't account for why his face buried between her legs was one of the sexiest fucking things she'd ever seen.

No, Shepard was fairly certain - Garrus Vakarian's oral talents were simply the stuff of legends.

[orphetoon]

when there’s historical romance written abt ur friends

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Italian microaggressions

[doveskarma]

how are we all feeling after today ???

[musubiki]

my favorite fields of mistria boys 🥰

[egophiliac]

you know, I've been thinking about it, and there is actually one single scenario in which I would be okay with not getting a big ol' "Silver Vanrouge" out of Lilia.

(just kidding, I still need some "call me Silver, Mr. Vanrouge is my father" in my life, please don't let me down on this one Twst)

[thunderboltfire]

I have unwittingly witnessed a new level of the absurd. Behold, the AI-generated equine anatomy models.

Ah yes, my favourite parts of the equine body. Paster and... *looks at the smudged writing on hand* boob. At least this one looks purely decorative and the being actually looks like a horse. But don't worry, it gets worse.

If we completely ignore the hipopotamus musculature of this one, there's still a lot of things that don't make sense in this one, like a tail that ends in a series of bone spikes and a complete lack of molars. You could make a cool pokemon on the basis of this, but it's not even in the realm of being an actual anatomy help.

I'm firmly convinced this is not a horse, this is something that really, really wants you to think it is a horse. The more you look, the more things look... wrong. The more details turn out to be shifted, bones crammed in to fill in the familiar form, its shape merely implied so that the human mind fills the gap. Of course the text seems like gibberish, because its anatomy is incomprehensible. it's either a parasite or a monster and in each case, it's an eldtrich body horror. I'm kind of angry at how well this joke writes itself.

[housetzuyu]

this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

[cornkernelcorp]

During an intense art block I took a stab at a couple of canon characters from crk!

[chloesimaginationthings]

This is Scott Cawthon’s biggest regret in FNAF..

[awetfrog]

Here to throw them into as many romcom tropes as possible

[nitemurr]

I made something

[noodles-and-tea]

Jmart is such a cute name too 😭

[spraypaintstainonawhitewall]

i still have one more episode in season 4 but uh