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Cupcake Swifties whenever Taylor fucks up and is getting criticized: ummm misogyny!! Ohh no, no! No nuance! Ohhhh chronically online!! Ohh echo chamber!! Ohhh parasocial!! ohhh unrealistic expectations
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On tonight's episode of "Jessica Watches the CSI Franchise 20 Years Too Late"
You mean to tell me that I'm supposed to believe that Horatio fuckin' Caine had a child with Jessie Spano from Saved by the Bell? Horatio Caine managed to get a woman who looks like Elizabeth Berkley?? First Marisol and now Julia? Another woman who is gorgeous and nearly 20 years younger than him?
There's no way you'll ever be able to convince me that David Caruso didn't have some kind of stranglehold on the writers. He absolutely threatened to quit if they didn't give him hot girlfriends, didn't he?
There is a lot about CSI Miami that requires me to suspend my disbelief, but Horatio's love life absolutely tops the list.
#it's almost comical at this point#i'm expecting angelina jolie to show up at some point as another ex-lover. maybe a random victoria's secret model. who even knows anymore?#csi miami#horatio caine#jessica watches csi
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MOON 20: Hier Kommt Die Sonne!
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#warrior cats#clangen#jcmoons#ok so backstory. this was originally a thunder path incident but thunder paths do not exist in this time period#i thought it would provide more flavor and substance if it was from a settlers dog#also for the music in my head the chorus hits right as that dog does#I’ll call the dog copper#if u know u know#clangen warrior cats#warriors oc#wc#wc oc#clangen comic#heron your favoritism is showing#she loves the twins equally but honestly she and shy are OBSESSED with each other in game#full platonic friendship points almost asap
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training
#i just wanted to draw him climbing a cliff#thats it thats the post. sebek was originally also there but he was distracting so um. i got rid of him#he fell#anyways#life is stressing me out AGAIN i am TERRIFIED but iii cant dwell on it. i finished a comic thing finally that i can post at some point#ive been reading thru my doujin collection to pass the time while im stuck alone. im almost 50 thru i still have like 50 to go#and im not exaggerating. most of them are for the same 4 ships over and over but i have a few stragglers as a treat#anyone who knows my ship taste. i am so lucky to be fed with physicaly copies available. i am so unbelievably lucky#twst#twisted wonderland#twst silver#suntails
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And now a post that is actually about Watchmen.
Like I'm not going to try to tell anyone that Watchmen isn't brilliant but I find it funny that some people recommend it to people. Who are not into comics. Saying that it's so much better. Than other comic books. Because it is extremely about comic books. I mean it is about America but it is about America through the lens of comic books using the language of comic books. You are not going to understand half of what it's fucking doing if you aren't pretty familiar not just with comics generally but western cape comics specifically. The thing that you are deriding as you recommend it. Which really makes one wonder whether half the people who love it so much understand it even a little bit.
#like I was in this boat the first time I read it and still got it like 50% it gives you a lot of what you need#but if you want to get someone interested in comic books or graphic novels honestly start almost anywhere else#evangelion is sort of a similar thing where I don't think most western viewers understood it at all in the 90s#I think they were just kinda dazzled#I mean this is like a stock joke at this point but people still do it I have heard them with my own ears
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so i've been thinking about this

panel for awhile and, it's not even the first time Batman has threatened to beat Joker up with the precise intention of putting him in a full body cast but not kill him.
You know, that threat actually takes a rather maticulous amount of mental planning and physical control. Gettint someone within 3 inches of death but not kill them takes conscious read on the opponent's body language cues, their physical capacity and their thresholds, their highest pain point before their body gives in, and technically a rather comprehensive intimate knowledge on their internal organs and their medical history. Knowing how to bring someone close to collapse but not straight up flatline is actually a rather intricate controlled process that is subject to each individual's physical state at the moment, especially for the fact that we see Batman getting really really really close to the killing line and very much flirting with it, but never crossing it.
And honestly the presence of that threat —which he keeps telling Joker— is so bizarre and fascinating to me. Pray tell Bruce, how much time have you exactly spent mapping out Joker's body and cataloguing each and every point of it inside and out, enough that would enable you to read his minute physical responses in order to know when to pull a punch and how much?
#just normal dude things. bro things you do for your arch nemesis#everyone knows their bro's point of collapse and teeters them over the edge of death in almost delicate ways#fully assured of their own read on their bro's minute physical impressions and dancing to its tunes#just an average day in the life of a dude being averagely obsessed with his bro#godd what's wrong with them. <3<3<3#it'd be easier for them to fuck but also Bruce would rather die this instant than have anything go easy in his life#and this is from the humiliation+bondage comic too. so like#keeping very much in character Brucie#batman#batman meta#batjokes#batjokes meta
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The most evil celebratory kiss
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#wei wuxian#jiang cheng#wen chao#wang lingjiao#I wrote a haiku that I almost used as the caption. Here it is:#“Up on the house top-Heterosexual kiss-Your mother is dead”#...I am not very good at poetry.#There was something so funny to me about the evil couple heterosexual sloppy kiss sandwiched between all this angst.#I get it - this is to make us really loathe these two and make the later revenge much sweeter but...honestly they were so funny for this.#I still do not really know how to draw people kissing so I will do what I do best and make it funny.#There are several points in which MDZS is a dark comedy and this is one of them.#Despite how tragic this episode is...My god did it also make me laugh the hardest.#I will have comics about the other moments. Stay tuned!#edit: forgor what day of the week it was. Happy Makeout Monday!
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This is my magnum opus, I fear
【 2/1 】
《 PART 2 》
#and it's in hunglish#bc it's a pun so it wouldn't make sense in English </3#sth#sonic the hedgehog#sonic fanart#sonic fandom#sth fandom#sth fanart#sth art#sonic art#can I tag this as sondow?? am I allowed..? is this sonadow in any way...?#sonadow#fanart by me#scheduled#sonic doodle#funny sketch#digital sketch#sonic fan comic#funny comic#lmao i almost forgot to tag shadow😭#shadow the hedgehog#shadow fanart#shadow the hedghog fanart#sonic and shadow#digital artist#sketch comic#comic art#at this point i have to come up with a tag for my sonic pun comics....#vicces#hungary posting
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These are all over the span of one week. I figured I'd put them in one place instead of posting them like rapid fire.
#murder drones#uzi doorman#serial designation n#murder drones v#murder drones j#tw nudity#i mean they are robots so it is super doll like#but the point still stands#IT'S FOR THE HUMOUR OF IT ALL I PROMISE#i'm REALLY proud of that gif btw#OH FROGS I ALMOST FORGOT TO TAG TESSA#murder drones tessa#nuzi#zeisty’s goofs#zeisty’s comic stuff
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atp i genuinely doooon’t care if the old guard two is the worst thing put to film i just want to see the best character of all time (andromache the scythian) and her loser henchmen and everyone’s favorite girl nile freeman again
#its not even funny anymore WHERE IS ANDY AND NORIKO!!!!!!!!!!! it was supposed to be the year of dyke drama 😞😞😞😞😞😞#like given the way they structured the first movie the second would have to be almost wholly original and differ a lot from the comic#like andy cant go thru the shit noriko puts her thru so im guessing the script would switch her out with nile getting tossed in the ocean#but that doesnt really work with norikos comic characterization (trying to get andy to see her point by making her go thru what noriko did#isnt something quynh will gaf about if andy isnt one of the immortals. andys become thr ‘vermin’ noriko hates!!!)#and given the end of the movie everyones chill with copley so joe and nickys whole subplot cant exist anymore…. idk maybe theyll switch out#copley with moose?? idc as long as we get their stupid car conversation tbh makes me laugh#honestly given the changes that would have to be made they probably just made a stupid movie and don’t want to release it. but I DONT CAREEE#its not exactly like the first one was that good i still mute it in preparation for every cringe needle drop like its a lame movie but its#genuineeeeee fun like i seriously do not care netflix give me my movie!!!#the old guard
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Ok so the popular consensus is that the bat brood will absolutely terrorise any guests any of them have over but what if we take that concept and tweak it a little bit.
Instead of them doing weird shit openly, how about they act totally normal HOWEVER they do weird little unsettling things that suddenly disappear if you do a double take. The guest leaves really unsettled but with no tangible reason they can name to explain it. Allow me to provide some examples:
Dick: has spent an obscene amount of hours practicing “delayed speech glitch” where his mouth moves, sounding out words before he vocalises them.
Duke: manipulates the lights to shine like a stage light on whoever is speaking at that moment, sometimes douses any family member who has pissed him off in darkness until the guest notices and immediately retracts it when they look back. (This backfires sometimes cause they enjoy pretending to brood in the shadows. Its genetic)
Damian: makes his animals appear in random corners and then disappear just as quickly. (His best feat was when he successfully pulled it off with the batcow and Wally left so fucking confused)
Cass: utilises her body language reading skills to give the guest what they want before they have the chance to ask for it. They spend the entire evening carefully monitoring their thoughts cause they’re 100% convinced she’s a mind reader
#Jason and Tim aren’t included in typical middle child fashion#pull a dcamu and pretend they don’t exist#Jason probably doesn’t show up anyways so#Tim starts making scarily accurate bird noises he almost fools Bruce sometimes#you get extra points if he doesn’t notice u messing with the guest#this is why nobody wants to step foot on Wayne manor#batman#dc comics#batfam#bruce wayne#dcu#batfamily#dc robin#dick grayson#nightwing#cassandra cain#cass cain#dc orphan#batgirl#duke thomas#signal dc#dc signal#shitpost#incorrect batman quotes#incorrect batfamily quotes#Bruce is just So Done
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i liked the sparring scene from the start of siege of darkness a normal amount
#ugh i've been working on this for like several days#it's been so long since i fully shaded and rendered something so the perfectionist in me is tempted to just keep adjusting shading opacitie#but no i'm posting it now and then i'm never going to look at it again#lest i notice a mistake#artist things. you understand#these two... they are sooo good to me i love them they're adorable#i love them and their stupid personality flaws and their stupid will they won't they romance and their stupid mutual pining <3#ordinarily a male mc ogling at their love interest might come off as creepy but 1. drizzt has emotional issues so it's ok and 2. he's a gir#i almost put a lesbian flag behind him in the doodle of him staring at catti but i reeled it in#but for real transfem drizzt anyone? i've been thinking of this nonstop am i the only person to ever have thought of that?#i actually legit am shocked i've not seen anyone else in the fandom make that observation yet cuz he's SO transfem coded to me#it makes sooo much sense and catti-brie's relationship with wulfgar is like TEXTBOOK comphet too BUT WHATEVER WHATEVER it's fine it's fine#don't even worry about it#one day i'll rant about it#The Cattidrizzt Yuri Rant#it's on the horizon#but the point is they're cute & i like them#starless night and siege of darkness are def my favourite books so far#ESPECIALLY STARLESS NIGHT LITERALLY SUUUCH A GOOD BOOK#you know how long it's been since i got so obsessed with something that i drew this much fanart of it??? YEARS#it began SO SUDDENLY but these books have me in a CHOKEHOLD#legend of drizzt#drizzt do'urden#catti-brie battlehammer#catti-brie#putting 2 tags for her cuz realistically who is searching her name with the clan name on this site.#lod#forgotten realms#dnd#i feel like because of lighting my drizzt design's skintone looks comically different in every drawing i do of him
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Inside the apple, poem by Yehudah Amichai
This was so fun to work on
#Yehudah Amichai#jewish art#jewish artist#jewish poetry#Hebrew poetry#jewish comic#jumblr#frumblr#y’all I’m obsessed with Yehudah Amichai it’s not even funny#Ive read all his works like once a week minimum for over a year#it’s almost embarrassing at this point
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What if the tracker Donnie put in Leo worked the entire time Leo was bouncing around the universe?
Maybe Donnie ended up making a spaceship for them to go out into space and find Leo, constantly having to change course when they see his tracker spontaneously move somewhere else. It’s annoying that the tracker moves so often, but it’s also a relief, because if it ever stopped moving, or worse disappeared, then…
At any rate, space adventures for all of them as Donnie, Mikey, and Raph (+ others like April and maybe the Caseys) try to get Leo back and Leo keeps desperately trying to get back home, not knowing his family was coming for him.
#rise comic spoilers#tmnt 40th anniversary#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt headcanons#rise didn’t have space adventures so this ends up working out nicely#also gives way for them to meet people like Renet and Mona and all that jazz#+meeting various alien bad guys#what if at one point the others actually catch up and ALMOST grab him but he teleports right before they can get to him#Donnie after working an entire months straight to distract himself from his grief and desperation: behold! a spaceship#Donnie after working an entire month straight to distract himself from grief and desperation: behold! a spaceship! let’s get going Now
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Ok ok I can hear you sharpening your pitchforks from here yeesh

In response to the outcry on the previous post hihihih
#way to go Harry#scoring points with Scorp#he almost forgives you for ‘stealing’ his dad#animagus#duckie is ok gang#art#drawing#sketch#artists on tumblr#comic#drarry#harry potter#doodle#boshdraws#harry james potter#scorpius malfoy#duckie the … duck
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Scar sits, balanced on a precipice at the crest of the world, and thinks. If he tilts forward just a degree too far into the sweeping abyss that engulfs the city below, he will fall. It’s a height that very few could survive, and he knows without a shred of doubt that he is not one of them. “Careful,” comes the warning in a tone that, if he closes his eyes, sounds awfully like Cuteguy. But of course, the voice that Scar hears so often through his earpiece is nothing at all like the unmistakable lilt of Pearl’s words. OR Pearl watches Scar leave his apartment in the small hours between dusk and dawn. When she follows to find him dangling his feet off the edge of the tallest building in Hermitopia, she decides to sit by her archnemesis' side, just for one night.
I wrote and posted my first fanfic, a oneshot based on the @hotguycomiczine universe!
#I am still shaking#breaking news: local wet cat is confronted with doing something new and shakes like a leaf for the next. checks notes. 2 and a half hours#screaming from the rooftops. Scour and Hotguy my beloveds. their dynamic is everything to me.#sunflower duo#hermitcraft fanfic#pearlescentmoon#it's been almost 3 hours at this point why did posting it activate my fight or flight response and why is it *still* going#goodtimeswithscar#gtws hotguy#hgcz fanfic#hotguy comics zine#hermitcraft#hermitcraft smp#hermitblr#hello tag readers if I'm missing something important please holler at me because I am none the wiser#my posts#my writing
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