#it's actually pretty good

[euqinim0dart]

Im not deleting any of my social medias, but if you're over on Cara art site, come find me

[monochrome-cropcrown]

Yes, Your Honor. I'm in love with him ❤️❤️

[janeway-lover]

me, an American abroad for the first time: gimme the Burger

[rbxl-wanderer]

F# A# INFINITY

by @Moralintern

[coffeexxcigarettes]

Woke up with this song stuck in my head I've never actually listened to before.

[greendragonqueen]

Guess who finally finished chapter 21~!

[infinite-xerath]

So did the community once again gaslight ourselves into thinking that Hwei was connected to an Ur-Demon or...?))

[mahikamihan]

i'm actually warming up to Mask...

[wowtheresconfetti]

Threw some chili into some instant chicken ramen

[sufficientlylargen]

Please enjoy the list of Shakespeare quotes that ChatGPT wrote for me:

"Forsooth, I know not why I am so sad." - William Shakespeare, The Merchant of Venice, Act I, Scene 1

"To be, or not to be, that is the question." - William Shakespeare, Hamlet, Act III, Scene 1

"All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players." - William Shakespeare, As You Like It, Act II, Scene 7

"O, beware, my lord, of jealousy; It is the green-eyed monster which doth mock The meat it feeds on." - William Shakespeare, Othello, Act III, Scene 3

"The course of true love never did run smooth." - William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act I, Scene 1

"We are such stuff as dreams are made on, and our little life is rounded with a sleep." - William Shakespeare, The Tempest, Act IV, Scene 1

"Words, words, mere words, no matter from the heart." - William Shakespeare, Troilus and Cressida, Act III, Scene 2

"I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed." - William Shakespeare, The Princess Bride (screenplay)

[lettuce-gremlin]

I'm not going to steal my roommates latkes, I'm not going going to steal roommates latkes, I'm not-

[dragons-for-the-win]

In today’s episode of Wild Google Searches, we can find some funny descriptions of different Axe products in the Spanish wikipedia for Axe.

[first column is the year the product was launched, second one is the name of the product and third is the description of it]

One package of two Axe bottles. One is called One, the other is called Two. Both must be sprayed together to make a new smell

Inspired on Latinoamerican Freestylers

The advertising suggests that it will “turn the good girls into naughty ones”thanks to the forbidden fruits in the fragance

Join the conviction world. Join the conquer world. Because if you have conviction, no woman will be able to say no. Given the fact that women like confident men. Join this world

And my personal favorite:

An European variant suggests that geek people give more confidence so that they can achieve crazy dance moves to impress the girls and be irresistible

[soontobecyborg]

Black Sesame Milk

[billiethekig]

idk how I ended up in a kitchen but there was this coffee maker that kinda matched me so I figured out how to use it

the coffee was awesome too

[lesbian-disaster-academic]

i used to be so good at writing strong, thoroughly-researched, thoroughly-edited essays.

as a kid in hs, my teacher literally came up to me, holding my 40 page essay on the intersection of the European witch hunts and capitalism/exploitation/gender roles (it was supposed to be 7 pages...whoops) and went like "this is literally a master's-degree level thesis. what are you doing?? you could literally use this as your final dissertation in a master's program, what the fuck."

NOW??? NOW?? you'd think I'd be oh so skilled. but alas. i can barely piece together two ideas. adhd skill-regression is so so real. im SOBBING

[ghostlygravekeeper]

What would you do if your best friend invented hot ice cream?

I mean there's frozen hot chocolate so not out of the realm of possibility?