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My mom asked me to fully explain Twenty One Pilots lore on our drive tomorrow!!!!!!
#it's a nine hour drive#I'll drive half of it#ily I 90 but uuuuuuhhggggggg#my mother accommodates her three autistic children#three weed smoking girlfriends?#no queer autism blast on all three#twenty one pilots
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I'm in A Mood™ (stressed) so im going back to my roots of melting two character together into one person. So bruce wayne!danny fenton. Danny Fenton who, for eight years, grew up in a beautiful gothic manor with his mom and dad under the name "Bruce Wayne". Playing piano with his mother, running around the manor with his father.
Then when he's eight it's ripped away from him. There's blood on his hands and pearls pooling at his feet, and both his parents are dead in front of him.
And he gets shipped off to distant relatives "the Fentons" shortly after, Alfred close on his heels because someone needs to take care of him, someone that knows him. Bruce goes to the Fentons for the safety of anonymity. Gotham's press wants to sink its teeth into him.
Danny misses his city even if it took everything from him. There are shadows in his eyes and he's pale as a sheet even beside his distant cousins, and they change his name to "Danny Fenton' because nobody should know that their newest child was illustrious orphan Bruce Wayne.
They call him Bruce behind closed doors. Danny prefers it that way, he clings onto the name -- the one his parents gave him -- like a lifeline. He makes friends with Sam and Tucker. Tucker takes one look at the willowy, morbid little boy standing in the corner like a shade, ghosts in his eyes, and drags him out into the sunlight, and takes him over to Sam.
When Danny is twelve, he's still not over it -- and he's a little obsessed with the Fentons' research, with the morbid. He has books upon books on death, murder, detective work. Anything he can get his hands on. And stars. He loves stars.
Alfred owns the apartment next to them and comes over regularly. Danny clings to him.
When Danny is twelve, he's still quiet, meek, a shy little thing prone to being bullied. Freaky little Fenton with the night in his eyes and too-cold skin even before he put one foot in the grave. in a sleepover in his room with Sam and Tucker, he tells them the truth. They're his friends, he trusts them.
"My name is Bruce." he murmurs, voice quiet as the breeze, always quiet. he's staring at his star-covered sheets.
"Like Bruce Wayne?" Tucker asks, a joking tone in his voice.
Danny smiles a little, lamb-like with insecurity. "I am Bruce Wayne." And he takes them down to the lab, disrupting Maddie and Jack, to prove it. Sam tells them of her own wealth then shortly after. They start calling Danny "Bruce" in private too -- its trust. Thats what it is. It's trust.
Sam goes to media functions and comes back with aching feet and complaints on her tongue -- and Danny soaks it up all like a sponge, splayed across a beanbag chair with Tucker in her room. He's not envious of her, he used to go to events with his parents and they kept him safe from the ugly of Gotham's Elite. For the most part. He's had comments made at him, he doesn't miss them.
Alfred returns to the manor semi-regularly, Danny goes with him. he wanders the hallways and helps Alfred clean, the last thing either of them want is for their home to fall into disrepair. He brings Jazz with him next time, then Tucker, then Sam. They all help him clean, and he shows them his room. The one across from his parents', it feels strange.
When Danny dies when he's fourteen, the first adult he tells is Alfred. He and Jazz go over to his house more often than they stay in the Fentonworks building. At least at Alfred's, the food doesn't come to life. Alfred sits at the kitchen table and weeps when Danny tells him, Jazz is upstairs, and its just the two of them.
Danny's ghost form wears pearls around his wrist and the gloves look stained with some kind of black substance. He looks like a child who died in a lab accident, but he also looks like a child who has shadows dripping off his shoulders, curling at his feet, hanging from his eyes.
because amorphous blob batman has my heart always and danny/bruce will not escape it even in death even if that IS the only reason im giving him Mild BatBlob Vibes...so far
when they go to the manor, alfred helps danny make a pile of stones between Martha and Thomas' graves, nobody but the two of them (and sam and tucker) will know what it means. (not even bruce's children later down the line, not for a long, long time)
danny dives into ghost fighting on shaky feet and not half as witty as he once was in one world. he's skittish, skittering between blasts from shadow to shadow and clumsily making his way through each battle. but helping people lights a fire in him. he still has shadows dripping off his feet but there's a purpose in his eyes.
and god help him, he's going to help people.
#dpxdc#dp x dc#danny fenton is not the ghost king#dp x dc crossover#dpxdc crossover#dpdc#dpxdc prompt#this is just me torturing danny for a little bit because im stressed and i cried for an hour while i was driving so im taking it out on B#thanks for being my little stress ball danny#aha my old middle school habit of frankensteining two characters together is resurfacing again :) yall should've seen my wattpad drafts#in middle school. i had 50 of them and most of them were me combining two characters together to make one person and putting them in one au#my most memorable being skydoesminecraft and harry potter. THAT was a fun worldbuilding experience#do i think that growing up with the fentons would fix bruce/danny completely?? hurm. no. dont kid yallselves jazz is not a licensed#therapist not even at like. nine when she meets danny. she's not helping him through his trauma in the slightest. she's nagging.#she's his sister or sister-like figure before she's his therapist. would he be#*entirely* like canon bruce tho?? no. dannybruce is a mix of the both of them. but this is still the first post of the au and is more so#just me doing the equivalent of popping a stress ball so nothing is smoothed over. mostly im just trying to keep bruce's trauma prominent i#danny's character because he IS Bruce. i dont want him to just be 'danny with bruce's backstory but without any of the ugly bits'.#danny and bruce is used interchangeably because they're the same person but sorry if his personality feels imbalanced i came up with this o#the spot. was going to type more but the stress has left me. for now. watch ur back danny 👀
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We’re very seriously in puppy consideration mode. I’m nervous, I’ve had chronic fatigue for a while and a puppy is a lot of work but I’ve also been struggling with motivation to get up and walking and a puppy will definitely provide that. It’s hard to find a balance between good exercise and pushing it but as my doctor said the best exercise is doing something fun and walking a dog is infinitely better than walking alone.
This is kinda the best time too, since I’m still in school but my class load is so light I can actually be home and monitoring the pup way more than if I have to be at work for long hours. I’m mostly worried about potty training, and this would work out well for that.
Also the kind of dog we’re looking at would be able to do helpful tasks without being fully service trained. I loved being in 4H with my dog Sly growing up, doing training and tricks. We could take them around to dog parks and hiking if I improve to that level. It’s exciting but also scary.
#there’s a litter of heeler/german shepherd pups not far out from where we are#it’d mean they need to stay with a friend while we go on our lil honeymoon cause no puppy deserves a nine hour drive one way#plus we wouldn’t want to be in puppy mode the whole time#we talked about possibly going to see them this weekend but we’re sleeping on it#ramblies
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In the wake of the IA situation, I've seen a lot more posts circulating about using your local library and I just. Sigh
#i dont know whether these people are thinking of Big City libraries#or their local is the most well stocked most accommodating library known to man#but my library consists of mostly kids books and ww2 skinned romance lites and james patterson thrillers#if youre lucky theres some pop history books on the tiny shelf in the back#oh also the opening times? 0930 to 1700 of course. yknow. when most ppl are at work :)#oh except sunday. when were just closed ;)#trying to get the library to bring in a specific book? sorry that'll be nine months and we'll send it to the library#in booksbury-upon-tyne which will cost you a £30 round train ticket (if the trains are running ;)) and a three hour journey#(cause were swr and life is a fucking nightmare)#im not doing that for a book im not even sure will be relevant to what im looking for yknow#i guess what im saying is that while i love the concept of libraries#they havent really evolved with the times. theyve been what theyve been for a millenia#and the intellectual value they were built to provide hasnt kept up with the funds theyre actually allocated#now i will say these are kinda complaints specific to me cause im not the biggest fiction reader#and if i am theyre mainly classics so my gripe is more with the proviso of non fiction books#and the variety of them which is incredibly narrow#and i dont drive so the intersection of this with the hellscape that is south englands public transport network also sucks dick and balls#like i realise the library provides a lot of necessary resources for older people and kids and those without internet access etc.#but that does leave a large swathe of people with little to no reason or time to visit the library yknow.#i dont blame the library workers of course but i also dont think its the visitors (customers?) fault#that there isnt a great incentive for them to visit#especially since i have found most of my fave nonfiction books in second hand stores#which would have either cost £80 new or would have been locked ina university library out of reach of the common folk#whatever. ramble ramble yada yada. ev complains again whats new
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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Dragon Age: The Veilguard Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Characters: Solas, Rook Additional Tags: Minor Neve Gallus/Rook, Minor Rook/Varric Tethras, Dreams, Accidental Voyeurism, Ficlet Summary: Solas uses their mind connection to explore Rook’s memories to help mould her to what he requires. However, one night, he finds more than he bargains for.
In the confines of the prison, Solas didn't truly need sleep, yet he often still did out of habit. It served as a valuable time for meditation, relaxation, and mental clarity. However, he discovered a unique advantage in his slumber. The mind link with Rook enabled him to witness her dreams - not dreams in the traditional sense of elves or humans, but the fleeting thoughts that danced through her mind in the twilight between wakefulness and sleep.
Through his explorations of her thoughts he discovered information about Rook that allowed him to guide and shape her for his purposes. He had witnessed glimpses of a young girl as a disappointment to her father. A dwarf, tiny compared to humans, struggling through the unfamiliar city of Minrathous. A woman chained in a galley ship before rescue from the Lords of Fortune.
All fragments of her past and the details that made Rook, well, Rook.
He readied himself for an evening of rest, easing into his meditations as he gradually drifted into sleep.
A bar, at the Hall of Valour. He already was familiar with the Lords of Fortune bar from previous memories. He sat on a stool, shorter than the others, as he drank from a flagon of ale. The room was full of laughter as old friends met new ones, brought together from the common thread of Rook.
Camaraderie. This one was simple to understand. Rook surrounded herself with friends and allies.
The scene shifted and Solas found himself sitting on the lounge in the Lighthouse, a book in hand. Behind him stood another and he relaxed into their touch as the rhythmic sensation of a brush shifted through his hair, detangling the nots before deft hands quickly braided his long tresses. A dwarf sat next to him, he looked across and saw Lace Harding, and he shifted to lie down with his head in her lap. They shared a laugh as he read a particularly risqué passage from the book.
Friendship. Easy, relaxed friendship built on a year of travel and adventure.
Solas blinked as he shifted again. He was sitting on a desk, the sunlight streaming across his face, wisps floating around his vision as he stared upwards. He looked down at his body and he was clad simply in an unbuttoned shirt that hugged his full breasts. A woman stared at him from between his legs, her dark eyes full of desire. Her fingers thrust into him as her tongue wound a wicked pattern around his clit. The pleasure began to build, pushing his body towards its release as the scene shifted once more.
Desire. A memory or a fantasy? He could not quite tell yet the thought was tinged with… guilt? He recognised the woman, one of Varric’s contacts, but it did not make sense from what he knew of Rook.
Solas fell, landing on a soft bed and its silky sheets caressing his naked body. There was a weight upon him, a strong, muscular body thrusting into him as he arched his body in pleasure. One of his hands was entwined with his lover’s and the other touched his chest, fingers entangled with his lover’s chest hair before lifting to caress his face. He looked up and stared into Varric’s eyes.
Solas startled awake and sat up. He was painfully aware of his own arousal stirred by what he had seen but that was not what troubled him.
Love. And unlike the previous thought, this one was touched with the undeniable clues that it was a genuine memory.
None of his numerous spies, who meticulously tracked Varric’s movements, had ever reported that Rook and Varric were lovers. This changed everything. It would complicate his mission. His entire strategy was based on manipulating her with the memory of an ally, a friend. Reflecting on his own experiences, he knew that love had a way of derailing plans. He was uncertain how Rook would react upon discovering the truth.
He needed to steer Rook towards a distraction. The woman, the detective - he recognized her from his spies’ reports. He could use that to his advantage.
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#rook#dwarf rook#solas#complete#fanfiction#oc: valka laidir#silly brainworm from a nine hour drive#resolving the plotholes in my headcannon#i may have dug the plotholes myself
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new doujin grab a copy when it releases 6/9/69
#rgg#ryu ga gotoku#ryu ga gotoku 7#yakuza series#yakuza like a dragon#jo sawashiro#masumi arakawa#masato arakawa#snap sketches#'i wonder if i can draw a fake doujin cover before i sleep' and im literally supposed to sleep in nine minutes jfc#talk about a close shave#anyway. i have spent an embarrassing amount of time imagining the arakawa family in goofy slice-of-life scenarios so#also i love those mangas with the summaries as the titles they always make me laugh and sound like reddit story titles#slice-of-life including the actual slicing of people it's great#ok bye i shouldnt dawdle on this tag ramble for long i am sleeping soon#i have to drive four hours tomorrow please send prayers ty
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Broke: Making life decisions based on the person you're dating
Woke: Making life decisions based around your pets
#I was offered a job in another state but probably won't take it#because it would mean driving me and my cat for like nine straight days#since I wouldn't want to do more than four hours of driving per day out of consideration for my Old Babey#tracking tag#rambling
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i'll truly never stop believing that john dying was the absolute correct and only ending for his story.
like by the end of the fourth movie, he's honestly so far removed from how this all began. it's no longer about daisy or about the memory of helen, really. he isn't fighting for some greater good. and one could say him fighting to return to a peaceful life is a greater good, but not with the way he's fighting for it. he's killed countless people in the span of less than a year, just months. he's gotten people killed and punished for trying to help him, or even when he twisted their arm for their help. and after all of that, there was no walking into the sunset for him. there was no way out and, even if there was, he didn't deserve it. and even if he did ... he wouldn't have been happy. there was nothing left for him to go back to. helen was gone. their home was gone. everything physical from the life he'd built with her was destroyed. but caine had something to go back to.
the happy ending for john is his death. not walking into the sunset, but watching the sunrise, knowing he just might be lucky enough to see her again when he closes his eyes.
and i never want to see him in another movie ever again.
#study / john wick.#anyway i'm home finally#i watched jw4 in the car#to kill three of the nine hours of the drive sdjksl#ok bed time now bc my eyes hurt and i'm exhausted
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if my job really makes me come in the entire rest of the week even tho there is gonna potentially be a category 3 hurricane hitting us I will genuinely lose my shit
#i am not driving in category 3 winds are you crazy !!!!! my car weighs like 20 pounds she will BLOW AWAY !!!!!#also how is my work even supposed to arrive at work if no one will even drive in a MEDIUM amount of rain#im not coming in to just SIT FOR NINE HOURS.#like genuinely do yall not care about anyones safety at ALL#j.txt
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Spinning and Throwing Bread for an Hour
That's it. That's the drawing.
Day Eight of 100 Days of Deathduo; one of my earliest memories with Icee on Rat Server
#genuinely#we just spun shifted and threw bread at each other for an hour#icee my beloved#i'm posting this from a hotel room after driving for nine hours#don't come for me#if you saw me forget the watermark#no you didnt#100 Days of Deathduo#Day 8#deathduo#deathduo my beloved#deathduo fanart#rat server#fanart#icee fanart#my art
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oh who doesn't love a classic Damned If You Do, Damned If You Don't
#slept extremely poorly because I didn't feel well last night#so now I still don't feel well and don't know that it's safe to stay camping but I also got so little sleep I don't know that it's safe--#to tear down camp and then drive NINE HOURS AGAIN#and I need to figure it out before like noon so if I'm tearing down camp it's not in 80+ when I already feel sick 🫠#do it alone and do it scared and also do it. very very briefly and then go home I fucking guess#wretched. I can't fucking believe this. people travel alone across the damn country sleeping in their cars#the ONE(1) time I try a solo venture I IMMEDIATELY get sick when I never even get sick in general#I so so SO hoped it was just exhaustion and anxiety last night but then after I'd been in bed a bit I fully threw up#haha. this sucks#about me#cicada quest#:(
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#as if things couldn’t get any worse#the mechanic I have my car at cannot fix the issues with my car#so not only do I have to pay them $700 for a new battery#I have to get my car towed to the dealership so *they* can fix my problem#but the next appointment at the dealership is not until#the FUCKING 7th. of JANUARY#so I’m going to be without my car#FOR NINE FUCKING WEEKS#I’M LOSING MY FUCKING MIND#JUST SHOOT ME AGAIN LIFE. GO THE FUCK AHEAD.#and before you say ‘just take the bus’ I need you to understand that#the bus would take my twice daily 10-15 minute commute and change it to TWO FUCKING HOURS#and the mall is about to start holiday hours. which means there are nights I wouldn’t get out until 9pm#and there may be days I’m starting my work day at 9:30 am#and of fucking COURSE this had to be during the FUCKING WINTER#and if you’re still thinking ‘wah-wah what a first world problem’#you can fuck right off#I worked so hard to earn myself a car#and I enjoy driving#excuse the fuck out of me if I enjoy the convenience of being able to drive myself around#and the time that buys me to decompress after work#and cook my meals#and do my dishes#if I start taking the bus I will not have that time#and I will not be a nice man anymore#I will become a bitter angry asshole because I’m hungry angry and tired all the time
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quick everyone form a séance so i don’t get bumped from my flight tomorrow
#i know this could happen at any time but this is why i hate flying during the holidays#and usually why i prefer to drive#except i don’t think there’s any way my car is making that nine hour trip lol#and that’s the only other option
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*claims to be devotee of the wild*
*despises winter, objectively wildest season given that it is the time when the land is largely left to its own devices and none but the most hardcore human people venture past the most heated and domesticated parts of the world)*
#if i was a real one id become one of those fucked up winter campers#in my defense. i think it would certainly be a different story if i did not have to DRIVE CARS. in the winter (easily the scariest part)#if i didnt have to drive cars in the winter i think i could find beauty in it for months on end#id still largely be inside buildings. if i was born six thousand years ago id still be inside buildings. but i'd find beauty in it#instead im completely incapable of looking at the landscape and finding ANYTHING in it except deadly obstacles to navigate#like. it was an unsafe time of year back before cars as well. unsafe to take a horse in certainly unsafe to walk alone in#BUT. at least if you died in winter you weren't doing it at forty miles an hour#it's my late night of the week which means i dont get back until 8pm and i'm cursing the entire time#and soon. SOON!. the building itself will be open until 8pm which means my shift will move back an hour. and i wont get back on late days#until NINE. NINE in the winter. IF I'M LUCKY AND IT'S NOT SNOWING HEAVILY#surely . ggp. you did not mean this. surely you meant the bucolic glory of spring
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Driving to visit your long distance partner and whenever they tell you to, you have to find a place to stop and edge however many times they demand. Pulling over in dirty truck stops and tiny gas stations just to hide in the bathroom and bring yourself to the edge over and over. If there isn't a stop close enough, you might even be forced to pull over on the side of the road and edge right there in your car, with only tinted glass separating you from the dozens of cars zooming by. By the time you actually get to your partner, you're already a dripping and desperate mess, just how they like you <3
#it would be even worse if you were on a train instead and had to keep waking to and from the bathroom over and over#just because your partner wants you to be as needy and pathetic as possible. and you want to be that for them#ANYWAY we just landed after a nearly nine hour drive that should've only been six hours and im dying rn#I've got sexy pics I'd like to post sometime this weekend but it's gonna wait until I've got a better internet connection#so in the meantime have this#edward speaks#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#trans nsft#nblm nsft#mlm nsft#nsft
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elanor ‘ellie’ making her way home 🥰
#it was a nine hour round trip drive#by myself~#bc i’m unstoppable#ofc mum has fallen madly in love with her hehe#puppy time
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