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I am so sorry. I apologize. But when I saw this child my brain immediately thought of him as some mash-up of Burnin and Curious. LOOK!
Eyes - Curious
Element Hair - Burnin
#it's a joke don't jump me#okay but his quirk and his choice to be a business course student is like something#he has electric powers#electricity is like... really really fast fire#take burnin's fire and curious' landmine and BOOM!!#like what's up with folks having fire powers in this series?!#also the business course thing!#i imagine that curious took business courses too for journalism work among other things#'unsung heroes in the background'... SO A SIDEKICK KIND OF?!#just kiya's thoughts#bnha#mha#boku no hero academia#my hero academia#bnha team up missions#mha team up missions#bnha tum#mha tum#moe kamiji#kamiji moe#burnin#burnin mha#burnin bnha#curious#curious mha#curious bnha#kizuki chitose#chitose kizuki#sanda raito#raito sanda
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#inanimate insanity#ii#ii microphone#microphone ii#inanimate insanity microphone#microphone inanimate insanity#this is my oc now i will steal her and taco from ii so they can be actually fucked up and toxic instead of babys first complicated sapphics#< That Is A Joke Don't Jump Me#[in big letters] I DON'T LIKE II DON'T FOLLOW ME FOR II CONTENT
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#cockwarming the whole night#(I don't think it is big enough for that#Benjamin Linus#ben walking like a bird is so funne#also the benussy jumping inside his pants#She's me fr#even the Napoleon joke#totally me.#Im always looking 🗣️#michael emerson
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they are so fucking silly it might be terminal
#made me giggle a little bit. i'm not gonna lie. was a little delighted.#i like when they let them be properly funny!! they're cracking jokes all the time!!#eddie is such a BITCH to people. top ten eddie brock characteristics honestly.#venom makes quips as they battle cause they don't take fuck all seriously but also to bully people a little bit#venom is invested in making sure that they win. but venom is also invested with Messing With People while they have the upper hand#like yeah we COULD just bite that guy's head off. but wouldn't it be more fun if we camouflaged ourself to jump out nd scare him first#all that to say that eddie brock is a little freak. but i'm so glad he's having a good time with everything#2018 eddie brock is so bitchy in my heart and i think that's the way he's meant to be.#disillusioned but not in the way that he stops cracking jokes just that he starts being mean about it#anyway. top ten eddie brock characteristics. muscular. intelligent. bitchy. good journalist. Petrified Of Being Alone. blonde#venomposting#venom#venom: nights of vengeance
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set out to create a serious, canonesque drawing with which to say "feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me mystery speculate" but only got going when i made it bowling and the rarepair agenda
#not that i imagine anything w/mordecai's Rare so much as: diluted range of possibilities lol. probably someones on that mordecai/virgil life#when it turns out it takes several tries to start to get more solid footing at drawing characters for the first time: What The?????#i actually don't think i ever tried drawing lackadaisy before; against all odds....if i had i would've had a head start lol#lackadaisy#corned beef#any collectively used pairing name here? mordenico? nicodecai? in absence of otherwise Knowing:#nicodeme savoy#mordecai heller#me in '07 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! me in '23 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! & guess how i've always felt years in between#goddd perusing the gallery bonus art afresh recently just like WOWWW i'm SOOO#the collages of full-body drawings for book purchases i think like my GOD i love to see it. plus that the Extra Stuff gallery means there's#such a variety like. stuff that's clearly noncanon; stuff that could be / kinda is; jokes; portraits; story / characters insight....waaughh#also shoutout to everyone behind all the mordecais in KS Backer Art 1 & 2 like ''sexy mordecai please'' apparently lmao. hell yeah#anyways my Marigold Bowling Team headcanons are simple and straightforward: nicodeme w/the muscle can get a strike from the force of having#hit one pin that smashes into all the others; but don't underestimate his versatility. mordecai with the precision / method & absolutely#who you want trying to hit the only pin left on the lane. serafine's got like serpentine curveballs changing velocity halfway down the lane#and they've All got pointing a gun at the people setting pins / returning balls b/c that wasn't automated back in the twenties#back when everyone had customized printed tees....oh fun fact. a real live kitty cat crinkled that first pic's paper by jumping on it#or really; ricocheting off of it. classic#also the ''i want people to seriously consider nicodeme/mordecai. but also sillily'' purposes have me using Close Contact as a shorthand#it's earnest and can sure be [longhand] too but you go ''You Could Never HC Datingly Affection ft. An Always Touch Averse Character'' & i?#well i scoff derisively and slowly swivel my chair around to face you; arms crossed; smhing....hah. how greatly you underestimate my power.#you're throwing [hcs for a romance ft. an autistic character] & [that ft. an asexual character] & i'm grabbing them midair & Sips Them#ha ha why these replenish my health And experience bars....#Never Be Afraid To Forget To Draw Mordecai's Glasses Or That You Also Put Your Thumb In A Bowling Ball....he's warming up. or w/e.#nicodeme w/the boxing experience shoulders massage trope. giving that pep talk#or you can go ''get a strike or we kill you'' b/c you never have to find out if he's joking or not#mordecai unfazed b/c that's the stakes in this business (bowling) & he's autistic so always having to ignore Everyone being weird/confusing#haven't come up with a lackadaisy's team bowling pun name lol.#still feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me brainstorm mitzi n mordecai's murder mystery ;w; enrichment
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Moe's last braincell aka Mani (it/its)
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#i'm like. REALLY thinking about why this resonated w me so much. as a mani post.#bc idealogically my first thought is i don't think mani actually believes this. i think its opposed to the idea.#which is fascinating. why would you say that? at first i wanted to joke about it just being the world's angriest 19 year old#which. it is. a reflection of one anyway.#an extremely funny development in mani's character is that it also desperately wants to be The Thing that Fucking Gets You#in like. a horror game. it wants to be some sort of Thing that GETS YOU sooooo bad#but i think. there's more happening in between the lines here. like i thought i was shitposting but#it kind of goes insane. put in this context. being brought up the way it was. struggling w the things it does.#i feel like. there are several things going on here. but maybe i should just let it speak for itself.#but i will say that last line is soooo funny to me like. tendency to jump to really extreme and ultimately useless solutions.#heavy air quotes on 'solutions' there LMFAOOO#mani tag#my art#my comics
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#hey like. not to be really annoying i shouldn't be doing this aged 32 but i'm really struggling#every time the weather gets cold i feel like i am entering winter with more and more despair#i am really struggling this time#every day is a struggle to get through#i'm losing my hair#i'm losing my reasons to live#i keep putting on a full face of makeup and clothes in my room at like 2am just to desperately try to feel human#i keep saying i don't know if I'll survive the winter and people keep laughing but I don't mean it as a joke#i'm sadder than i've ever been and everything feels like it's falling apart#whenever i get the chance to confide this in people i get told that i'm strong and i'm a survivor#and that i should do some shit to make me happy#and yea i can stave it all off for a few minutes with like a trip out or some makeup or something but it all feels like bandaids#for a serious wound that's going to go septic soon#like this isn't a way to live a life#i don't want to 'be strong' or a 'survivor' anymore i want to be fucking happy#i'm tired and promises of brief happiness between ever worsening pain feel almost patronizing at this point#i woke up the other day in the middle of the night and as soon as conscious thoughts hit my brain i almost doubled over#if i had been not on the first floor i think i might have jumped then and there#i want to be loved and feel like my love is worth something#i want a clean apartment of my own and a career that doesn't feel like it's designed to kill me#i'm 32 and still essentially feel like i'm living my life like a teenager#i want sun and suncatchers and healthy plants and a wardrobe that fits my clothes#and i want the will to actually get up in the morning#i endured all of this for so long on a delusional belief that things were going to magically get better#but i realize now they won't#i became aware of the bounds of my cage with no means of escaping them#i'm sick of living each day oscillating between numbness and grief i can barely eat i can barely work i can barely laugh#and no one's coming to save me#i'm agonized by the idea that this is maybe what life always is for everybody#is this how it's supposed to be
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#Just one of those nights again#I'm not even joking when I say I'm going insane#But God has said I'm not allowed to go insane yet >:(#I have to sit my cute li'l butt down and stay in my holding pattern#I'm SO TIRED of it#I want my HOME back I want my LIFE back#I am one really bad day from doing something REALLY stupid and reckless#I want - to - jump#He has always caught me before#But. Again. He says I'm not allowed to jump. He has Plans and I must not ruin them.#I'm going insane#I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm going insane I'm-#Screaming into the void#(Bratting into the void really but I don't have a sorting tag for that one)#Youtube
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I really need to wrap up this s5 fic so that I can get back to Lucy being at least somewhat happy.
#i ended up not writing for almost all of october because i was sick for so much of it#trying to jump back in now#don't get me wrong i've loved writing the angst and i think the s5 arc is easily my strongest of all of the season rewrites#but i miss my girl being bubbly and sarcastic and making tommy laugh with her dumb little jokes#and them just being happy and cuddly together#my ocs#lucy winters#lily babbles#love me where i'm most ruined
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I do take Requests, don'tcha know?
Since I'm obsessed with TF2 rn (and have been since last december), that's what I'm focusing on here
My OTP is Red Oktoberfest, cause I love the classics (not the Classics, I mean like- ah fuck it you know what I mean). My other "main ships" are SpyMa, Rapid Fire (Sniper/Scout/Pyro), Pine Lavender (Miss Pauling/Bronislava) and Crossfaction Practical Espionage (Red Engie/Blu Spy). However, I will draw basically any ship
My only boundary with what ships I will draw is shipcest. I would really rather not draw incest ships. Thank you for understanding
Whether your request gets a full render or just a doodle is based on whether the idea really grabs me. Sorry for the inconsistency there
DONT BE AFRAID OF BOTHERING ME I FUCKING LOVE REQUESTS DUDE. Genuinely, it just makes me happy to make other folks happy, and drawing is the one thing I can kinda do
#gopher rambles#gopher info#team fortress 2#making an official post of this so I can link it in ye olde pinned post#also re: shipcest. its not for any moral or squick reasons. I have no personal problem with those ships or their fans#have fun and tag appropriately meine freunden. I just don't want people to jump down my throat tbh. just not fucking worth it man#also my joke about the Classics: I think they're neat and will draw them too if you're wondering#honestly? any canon tf2 character is fair game no matter how obscure. You want me to draw the Tuefort mayor? yeah I can do that. No worries
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l + ratio + your takes are BADD! + amane is innocent + why are you beefing with a traumatized 12 year old + DUDE? + what’s wrong with you
That is a very easy question my friend. You see, I don't have beef with the 12 yo, I have beef with her crazy inovoters 🤷♀️. Personally I wanted a 50/50 became I don't think either a guilty (it might make her worst) or innocent (it reinforces her cult beliefs) verdict will help her in the long run. But after seeing people started name-calling and bashing everybody who DEARS have a different opinion than them and vote her guilty, saying you're a horrible person, saying you don't care about neurodivergent people and victims of abuse, wishing on people they never speak with abuse victims because they made a joke about her being guilty 💀 (this literally happened to a friend of mine WHO IS ACTUALLY A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE HERSELF together with her mother and sister) etc. I got really pissed off. So in conclusion, I started spite voting, it's that simple 🤷♀️
#Bro u can't even make a joke about her being guilty without crazy inovoters jumping on your head 💀💀💀#I don't have anything with Amane. I can't care less about what happens to her from here on out#Another friend of mine is a big Amane fan and literelly got into Milgram after I told them about her#and even tho we have different opinions they don't tell me I'm evil and a horrible person for voting HOW I want to vote 💀#If you are the type of person going around assuming the worst out of people for voting her guilty then you're the crazy one here💀#Amane inovoters were the most toxic people in this fandom and you can't change my opinion on that 💀💀💀#Thanks for the first ask tho. Much love 🥰😘💖#amane#amane momose#milgram#Ask
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for the sake of a single line, i have to either
pretend i know how to write kujura
research how kujura speaks
#and of course...... i must jump to option 2.#save me eo3 lps/sslps#LISTEN I DONT LIKE GETTING ESTABLISHED CHARACTERS WRONG WITHOUT RESEARCH. GRAHG.#unless it's part of the joke that things are weirdly exaggerated#am I fine with getting characters wrong after doing research? well yes but i can at least say i tried so i don't feel as bad
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my mother, ever trying to invent drama and catastrophe and get me over to her house so she can argue with me, has informed me today, the first time she's talked to me since the last ~catastrophe~ she overreacted to and fought with me, that there is 'water on the side of the house'
outside? yes.
it's been raining on and off here for a while. it is winter. the water is outside. in the yard. I was like. ok.............. it's outside. it's raining. this..... isn't a problem?
this was an offensive answer
#this woman has had all month to do SO MUCH STUFF#I mean this in the idk most nonjudgemental way possible but she literally has NOTHING to do all day. she does not have a job she works#outside the home. or even in the home#she is still able bodied and capable in regards to every day tasks like. sweeping. cooking basic meals. laundry. the essentials.#she REFUSES to do these things cause in the past if she didn't do them#I would cause I was living there and I hated living in mess#she does not dust her house AT ALL anymore. she has not dusted ONCE in the almost 10 years she's been back in the house#the 'flooding' incident of last week was minor and fixed the VERY NEXT DAY#she is still like omg I still have towels to wash from that and I'm getting everything back together#like.... she had to move a small rolling cart that slides between the sink and the washer#back into the laundry room. and do like idk 2-3 loads of towels tops.#she had 4 whole days to do all of this by now. none of it is done#'I have all these christmas presents to wrap' like.....#the last decade or so she has asked me for lists of stuff to get everyone#then *I* wrap all the gifts she buys for everyone else#she does NOTHING. she wants everyone to do everything for her#and then she wants to complain about her family being 'controlling' and not 'respecting' her#like bro everyone in this family has jumped through HOOPS to make sure she has had a place to live#working heat and AC food like I am not joking our family has gone to LENGTHS to ensure all this#and then she wants ppl to clean her house for her and wrap her presents and she's like#NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT ME#she is the most selfish person I've ever met. in my whole life. and I know my dad.#I don't know HOW she ended up like this. her parents were even like WTF man?#I'm venting I had to vent I'm sorry#delete later
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i fear ateez and i would have been too powerful as irls and that's why god made them celebrities and made me a struggling uni student 😔
#rune.txt#it's the little things that tell me we'd be besties#hj and i have VERY similar music taste like his 6k global playlist may as well have been taken from my own personal playlists#yh as well#wy and i have severe rbf + we're both middle children and therefore are government assigned best friends#san + his love for dessert#jh + his dry humour#i think mg and i would have very interesting conversations. ppl don't give him enough credit for his intellect and it always irks me#because mg actually thinks deeply about a lot of things and if everyone just took a moment to listen to what he says without jumping in with#a joke you'd realise he's one of the smartest people in the room#lastly sh and ys! ys and i (+ yh) would be gaming besties#while me and sh would bond over the shared relief you find in quiet time. we'd be the kind of besties that coexist in a shared space and —#— consider that quality time
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Me when Taylor posts cringe 😔
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#pucker up Italian bitch boy mommys got a surprise for you....😈#better keep them cheeks shut little bro or else you're gonna get it#/everything I just said was satire please don't jump me ‼️💔#I was joking I swear 😞#asks#txt
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ok the purist in me wants to haaaaaaaaaate this series for having ghosts innit because the original stories were all about regular detective stuff . but i can't the purist is crossing its arms in the back of my brain and pretending not to be watching, but it is, and it's having fun
#others may complain because they changed half the characters names to not be so 1950s (not me i respect it)#or that many of the characters have become different races or sexualities#(i think it is perhaps one of the funniest slays in the world to make thomas swift. of 'the swifty' linguistic joke fame. a gay black man)#but my one gripe i was expecting was to be upset that it was deliberately paranormal#i Want to be!!! but i'm not!!! they didnt ease into it like riverdale either it was right from the jump#anyway and either way. i think the best possible thing in this show is that they DO have a joe hardy character but they can't say that#because as of the start of this show joe hardy wasn't public domain yet#but they DON'T have a frank. because he's boring#nancy drew#q
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