#it's a joke don't jump me
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epickiya722 · 5 months ago
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I am so sorry. I apologize. But when I saw this child my brain immediately thought of him as some mash-up of Burnin and Curious. LOOK!
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Eyes - Curious
Element Hair - Burnin
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awbjects · 2 months ago
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mike
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amazonykamiaba · 4 months ago
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Well
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vulpinesaint · 5 months ago
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they are so fucking silly it might be terminal
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unproduciblesmackdown · 2 years ago
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set out to create a serious, canonesque drawing with which to say "feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me mystery speculate" but only got going when i made it bowling and the rarepair agenda
#not that i imagine anything w/mordecai's Rare so much as: diluted range of possibilities lol. probably someones on that mordecai/virgil life#when it turns out it takes several tries to start to get more solid footing at drawing characters for the first time: What The?????#i actually don't think i ever tried drawing lackadaisy before; against all odds....if i had i would've had a head start lol#lackadaisy#corned beef#any collectively used pairing name here? mordenico? nicodecai? in absence of otherwise Knowing:#nicodeme savoy#mordecai heller#me in '07 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! me in '23 going oh my GOD this ART!!!! & guess how i've always felt years in between#goddd perusing the gallery bonus art afresh recently just like WOWWW i'm SOOO#the collages of full-body drawings for book purchases i think like my GOD i love to see it. plus that the Extra Stuff gallery means there's#such a variety like. stuff that's clearly noncanon; stuff that could be / kinda is; jokes; portraits; story / characters insight....waaughh#also shoutout to everyone behind all the mordecais in KS Backer Art 1 & 2 like ''sexy mordecai please'' apparently lmao. hell yeah#anyways my Marigold Bowling Team headcanons are simple and straightforward: nicodeme w/the muscle can get a strike from the force of having#hit one pin that smashes into all the others; but don't underestimate his versatility. mordecai with the precision / method & absolutely#who you want trying to hit the only pin left on the lane. serafine's got like serpentine curveballs changing velocity halfway down the lane#and they've All got pointing a gun at the people setting pins / returning balls b/c that wasn't automated back in the twenties#back when everyone had customized printed tees....oh fun fact. a real live kitty cat crinkled that first pic's paper by jumping on it#or really; ricocheting off of it. classic#also the ''i want people to seriously consider nicodeme/mordecai. but also sillily'' purposes have me using Close Contact as a shorthand#it's earnest and can sure be [longhand] too but you go ''You Could Never HC Datingly Affection ft. An Always Touch Averse Character'' & i?#well i scoff derisively and slowly swivel my chair around to face you; arms crossed; smhing....hah. how greatly you underestimate my power.#you're throwing [hcs for a romance ft. an autistic character] & [that ft. an asexual character] & i'm grabbing them midair & Sips Them#ha ha why these replenish my health And experience bars....#Never Be Afraid To Forget To Draw Mordecai's Glasses Or That You Also Put Your Thumb In A Bowling Ball....he's warming up. or w/e.#nicodeme w/the boxing experience shoulders massage trope. giving that pep talk#or you can go ''get a strike or we kill you'' b/c you never have to find out if he's joking or not#mordecai unfazed b/c that's the stakes in this business (bowling) & he's autistic so always having to ignore Everyone being weird/confusing#haven't come up with a lackadaisy's team bowling pun name lol.#still feel free to go in my lackadaisy tag and help me brainstorm mitzi n mordecai's murder mystery ;w; enrichment
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moe-broey · 3 months ago
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Moe's last braincell aka Mani (it/its)
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skwivr · 4 months ago
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#hey like. not to be really annoying i shouldn't be doing this aged 32 but i'm really struggling#every time the weather gets cold i feel like i am entering winter with more and more despair#i am really struggling this time#every day is a struggle to get through#i'm losing my hair#i'm losing my reasons to live#i keep putting on a full face of makeup and clothes in my room at like 2am just to desperately try to feel human#i keep saying i don't know if I'll survive the winter and people keep laughing but I don't mean it as a joke#i'm sadder than i've ever been and everything feels like it's falling apart#whenever i get the chance to confide this in people i get told that i'm strong and i'm a survivor#and that i should do some shit to make me happy#and yea i can stave it all off for a few minutes with like a trip out or some makeup or something but it all feels like bandaids#for a serious wound that's going to go septic soon#like this isn't a way to live a life#i don't want to 'be strong' or a 'survivor' anymore i want to be fucking happy#i'm tired and promises of brief happiness between ever worsening pain feel almost patronizing at this point#i woke up the other day in the middle of the night and as soon as conscious thoughts hit my brain i almost doubled over#if i had been not on the first floor i think i might have jumped then and there#i want to be loved and feel like my love is worth something#i want a clean apartment of my own and a career that doesn't feel like it's designed to kill me#i'm 32 and still essentially feel like i'm living my life like a teenager#i want sun and suncatchers and healthy plants and a wardrobe that fits my clothes#and i want the will to actually get up in the morning#i endured all of this for so long on a delusional belief that things were going to magically get better#but i realize now they won't#i became aware of the bounds of my cage with no means of escaping them#i'm sick of living each day oscillating between numbness and grief i can barely eat i can barely work i can barely laugh#and no one's coming to save me#i'm agonized by the idea that this is maybe what life always is for everybody#is this how it's supposed to be
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thegreenleavesofspring · 5 months ago
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mischievouslittlecreature · 3 months ago
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I really need to wrap up this s5 fic so that I can get back to Lucy being at least somewhat happy.
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gophergal · 5 months ago
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I do take Requests, don'tcha know?
Since I'm obsessed with TF2 rn (and have been since last december), that's what I'm focusing on here
My OTP is Red Oktoberfest, cause I love the classics (not the Classics, I mean like- ah fuck it you know what I mean). My other "main ships" are SpyMa, Rapid Fire (Sniper/Scout/Pyro), Pine Lavender (Miss Pauling/Bronislava) and Crossfaction Practical Espionage (Red Engie/Blu Spy). However, I will draw basically any ship
My only boundary with what ships I will draw is shipcest. I would really rather not draw incest ships. Thank you for understanding
Whether your request gets a full render or just a doodle is based on whether the idea really grabs me. Sorry for the inconsistency there
DONT BE AFRAID OF BOTHERING ME I FUCKING LOVE REQUESTS DUDE. Genuinely, it just makes me happy to make other folks happy, and drawing is the one thing I can kinda do
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cactoo-the-cactus · 1 year ago
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l + ratio + your takes are BADD! + amane is innocent + why are you beefing with a traumatized 12 year old + DUDE? + what’s wrong with you
That is a very easy question my friend. You see, I don't have beef with the 12 yo, I have beef with her crazy inovoters 🤷‍♀️. Personally I wanted a 50/50 became I don't think either a guilty (it might make her worst) or innocent (it reinforces her cult beliefs) verdict will help her in the long run. But after seeing people started name-calling and bashing everybody who DEARS have a different opinion than them and vote her guilty, saying you're a horrible person, saying you don't care about neurodivergent people and victims of abuse, wishing on people they never speak with abuse victims because they made a joke about her being guilty 💀 (this literally happened to a friend of mine WHO IS ACTUALLY A VICTIM OF DOMESTIC ABUSE HERSELF together with her mother and sister) etc. I got really pissed off. So in conclusion, I started spite voting, it's that simple 🤷‍♀️
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shuruzy · 8 months ago
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for the sake of a single line, i have to either
pretend i know how to write kujura
research how kujura speaks
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imwritesometimes · 1 month ago
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my mother, ever trying to invent drama and catastrophe and get me over to her house so she can argue with me, has informed me today, the first time she's talked to me since the last ~catastrophe~ she overreacted to and fought with me, that there is 'water on the side of the house'
outside? yes.
it's been raining on and off here for a while. it is winter. the water is outside. in the yard. I was like. ok.............. it's outside. it's raining. this..... isn't a problem?
this was an offensive answer
#this woman has had all month to do SO MUCH STUFF#I mean this in the idk most nonjudgemental way possible but she literally has NOTHING to do all day. she does not have a job she works#outside the home. or even in the home#she is still able bodied and capable in regards to every day tasks like. sweeping. cooking basic meals. laundry. the essentials.#she REFUSES to do these things cause in the past if she didn't do them#I would cause I was living there and I hated living in mess#she does not dust her house AT ALL anymore. she has not dusted ONCE in the almost 10 years she's been back in the house#the 'flooding' incident of last week was minor and fixed the VERY NEXT DAY#she is still like omg I still have towels to wash from that and I'm getting everything back together#like.... she had to move a small rolling cart that slides between the sink and the washer#back into the laundry room. and do like idk 2-3 loads of towels tops.#she had 4 whole days to do all of this by now. none of it is done#'I have all these christmas presents to wrap' like.....#the last decade or so she has asked me for lists of stuff to get everyone#then *I* wrap all the gifts she buys for everyone else#she does NOTHING. she wants everyone to do everything for her#and then she wants to complain about her family being 'controlling' and not 'respecting' her#like bro everyone in this family has jumped through HOOPS to make sure she has had a place to live#working heat and AC food like I am not joking our family has gone to LENGTHS to ensure all this#and then she wants ppl to clean her house for her and wrap her presents and she's like#NONE OF YOU CARE ABOUT ME#she is the most selfish person I've ever met. in my whole life. and I know my dad.#I don't know HOW she ended up like this. her parents were even like WTF man?#I'm venting I had to vent I'm sorry#delete later
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matzofficial · 1 month ago
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i fear ateez and i would have been too powerful as irls and that's why god made them celebrities and made me a struggling uni student 😔
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tiddie-taylor · 1 year ago
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Me when Taylor posts cringe 😔
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july-19th-club · 1 year ago
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ok the purist in me wants to haaaaaaaaaate this series for having ghosts innit because the original stories were all about regular detective stuff . but i can't the purist is crossing its arms in the back of my brain and pretending not to be watching, but it is, and it's having fun
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