#it's a disaster

[thegamingcatmom]

Diaval constantly having to remind Maleficent to not appear threatening is another level of wholesome but also a smidge concerning and insanely hot.

[yeklovesmosalah]

He needs to do something about that hair...

[heywoodvirgin]

My Witcher fic idea includes a very tipsy Ciri challenging captain Damien de la Tour on a duel :⚔️

" On garde , captain !" 😤

Ah I wanna write this line so much 🥹

[kaiyves-backup]

Concept: A Twister fic where Dorothy has some form of sentience and can talk to the scientists to really underscore the “brainchild” metaphor of her being Bill and Jo’s “daughter”.

[adreamthatsworthkeeping]

It's an exciting possibility that I might be able to see the rise and fall of the internet in my lifetime.

[newnevermind-sanity]

I should've gotten Monarch Wings

[captaintrips9]

It's been a while since Bruno was in charge of all of the kids at one time, sure, but he's not worried. They're good kids, and he's an awesome uncle, so what could possibly go wrong?

Written for Tumblr's We Don't Talk About June challenge @wdtajn

[songofwizardry]

i've thought about this long and hard and i have decided on a way to improve the world: all cafes should serve their hot drinks in proper mugs instead of those squat little teacups. more space to hold the receptacle and more coffee per serving, sounds like a win-win situation to me

[heyhanibee]

clocked

[uisceb]

CRYING at Galinda performing the most flamboyant like...tropical bird mating dance the world has ever seen

Meanwhile poor Elphaba, who has never experienced flirting with ANYONE before, let alone the world's most flamboyant closeted lesbian tropical bird, has no idea what the hell she's looking at and is just like ??????

Still, points for at least attempting to match Galinda's freak

Truly the most magnificent sapphic fail-flirt scene of all time.

[389]

sinkhole in Illinois, 2024

[sixbucks]

[thirgperson]

gah! all my finest blokes! encased in ice! what will i do now?

[ivytea]

local scrumptious cake population reduced by one

[lucdoodle]

thought that one Alastor scene would look cool in comic lettering, so i drew this