#it's That easy

[fbfh]

As with all nsfw works, all characters are aged up to 18+ Dave Lizewski is the kind of person who needs to grind against something while he goes down on you. he absolutely has to. he's so chronically horny all the time, now you're letting him eat you out??? god if he doesn't grind against something or jack himself off with one hand he'll get so turned on from being so close to your cunt, actually getting to touch your pussy like this that it hurts. you make him so horny it literally hurts. his cock is so hard it aches and his balls feel like they're going to burst and it's all for you. because of you. he whines a lot, panting into your cunt, addicted to the way you taste. you're so tight you even squeeze around his tongue. he can feel the way your walls give way as he flicks his tongue in and out, making out with your pussy. it's something he's only ever dreamed about, something he never knew if he was going to experience, but now your hands are pulling his hair and your thighs squeeze on either side of his face and it feels so good. you feel so good he could die. he would literally live between your legs if he could. he might not be able to literally, but by god he'll try. he wants to taste you as often as he can, and he begs so pretty for you. it's almost impossible to say no to how sincere and desperate he is for you, to turn down his little whimpers and puppy dog eyes with pretty tears prickling at the corners. when he's on his knees in front of you, hugging your thighs and kissing your stomach and begging you so sweetly to let him taste you it's impossible to say no to him like that. idk if there's a name for it but there's a 100% chance that he'll be so eager for you, so eager to please you that when you say yes you don't even have time to sit down. he goes just lowers himself a little more and throws one of your legs over his shoulder and eats you out while you're standing up I think that's called eiffel towering but I could be wrong?? Dave really really just cannot get enough of you. he looks at you with those sweet sparkly eyes and wistful lusting looks and he knows he's yours. he's only ever going to be yours.

[coulson-is-an-avenger]

good afternoon, if you buy, pirate, or in any way play or support Hogwarts Legacy, get off my blog. if you refuse to do the bare minimum to support Jewish and transgender people right now, i don't want you here. fuck right off

Plain text: good afternoon, if you buy, pirate, or in any way play or support Hogwarts Legacy, get off my blog. if you refuse to do the bare minimum to support Jewish and transgender people right now, i don't want you here. fuck right off

[iwasbored777]

"Gwen sensing that Miles is in the wrong dimension has nothing to do with her feelings for him, she just sensed danger."

Why would she sense danger that has nothing to do with her in a different universe that has, again, nothing to do with her??? Why would she sense it again when he got knocked out??? This doesn't affect her in any way other than her friend/crush being the one who's captured. She connected the dots because he wasn't home and when her spider sense told her something is wrong she knew what. It was to alert her that a threat is approaching, but it isn't approaching her. Both times it was not because something bad is coming for her, but because something bad is coming for him. I'm not sure how she felt it but I know why.

[anderwater]

[exhuastedpigeon]

I kind of forgot how fun and insane it can be to be in a fandom where the source material is still being made.

It's fun to see the fan theories and spec when new promo photos drop or when there's a new quote from the cast.

It's even more fun to see how wrong everyone was because of course they were. Fans aren't writers, no matter how amazing the spec is, no matter how beautiful the fics are.

So I guess this is just a gentle reminder that fandom isn't that serious. Just because your favourite ship isn't canon doesn't mean you won't have amazing fics and art to fill that void for you. And a reminder to not be mad or take it personally when things don't play out exactly like you wanted them to. That's what fandom is for, for creating the stuff you wished you saw in the show.

Just don't go erasing the actual character and their traits to fix what you don't like about the source material.

[natjennie]

it is absolutely ridiculous that when we say "we refuse to support the systematic ethnic cleansing of thousands upon thousands of people" people in positions of authority hear "we are terrorists and hate jewish people" like. which part of that was what we said.

[confield]

i'm short, asian, and probably gonna go bald in the next decade... but i have one saving grace that makes women like me: i have a vagina

[lakesbian]

if it puts everyone in the psychological torture chamber to hear me bitch out homophobia and other dumbass opinions about amy one million times in a row i could start tagging it. like i grasp that it can be stressful for people who are more easily exhausted of Online Arguments than me and i can make it blacklistable if anyone wants. but it is very odd to act like people responding to bigoted opinions on a politically loaded book subject are just as at fault for being ~annoying~ as the people posting those opinions, you know?

[gurokatt]

this person tried to message me the other day, but ended up being cryptic and weird.

like if someone wants to talk to me civilly and ask questions, i'm always happy to answer. but this guy was being weird.

If you want to ask questions just do it, don't beat around the bush or act like this

[ssaalexblake]

also the 'fans of 13 are bitchy and mean' thing is really funny bc i knew Lots of 13 fans on the internet who were nice and kind and charitable to people being aggressive towards them by answering them calmly and logically when they weren't approached as such, who dealt with the stupid takes clearly rooted in prejudice calmly and firmly with an aim to teach out of a belief that people were accidentally pedalling this stuff and not being deliberately malicious and trying to help, but people who hate it were so cruel, and so obsessive about not letting people live and like in peace to the point of harassing them, that it drove the nice ones off, either gone totally or to other fandoms because it wasn't worth putting up with it over a stupid kids tv show. So you were left with the stubborn and pissed off ones who aren't inclined to be chased off, and the same people have the gall to act confused as to why people aren't nice.

The level of shit and bullshit over the years i've gotten and/or seen over a stupid kids tv show you'd think i enjoyed the recreational era of kitten skinning and the stories i get from people who use twitter are at least twice as bad. Add the people who think dressing up rude sentiments or demands in polite language makes them any less rude (it doesn't) and it's just a nightmare.

Shockingly, while a hostile environment will not necessarily Produce hostility, it will ward the nice ones off. And it will also produce hostility. That too.

[willbyersabyss]

some people in this fandom are so pretentious and rude

[kdoish]

Friendly (ish) reminder that no one owes you mention of their bodily race, ethnicity, nationality, or culture. It's the same as not wanting to mention age, or appearance, or any feature of yourself.

[redtail-lol]

Might've posted about this before so if I did I'm sorry but my last rb got me thinking about it

My sister kept calling her ex bf a narcissist so I eventually just told her no, he's not, he's self centered but he doesn't have the main characteristics of the disorder at all (being, a fragile sense of self and a need to be the best to not feel like the worst) and that pwNPD do want people to stop using the name of their disorder to describe shitty people and y'know what

She stopped.

She just stopped using that word. I haven't heard her say it at all (unless she's singing the tool song with it in the lyrics) which is pretty huge because she was saying it pretty often.

It was so easy for her to just stop calling him a narcissist that if you won't, you have no excuse. You are actively choosing to keep being ableist. You have so many other words that you can use. You do NOT need the one that describes an already heavily stigmatized disorder

[exhuastedpigeon]

You talk about yourself a lot.

Yeah, it's my blog bud. What did you think I was going to talk about, Jake Gyllenhaal? Narnia?

[itsawritblr]

For every minimum wage slave out there with shitty healthy insurance.