#it's SO FUNNY HELP

[mauveberries]

tomarrymort trope where harry has to wear voldemort's cloak because he's cold and it's wayyy too big for him, absolutely massive, he's drowning in it, and voldemort may or may not have murdered someone not too long ago while wearing the same cloak.

[mosslingg]

IM SCREAMING THEY'RE SO COMMITTED TO THE SEX UPDATE JOKE

[wait-what-was-i-going-to-say]

Bubbles! :3

[lotsaluigi]

got asked if i'm in middle school

i have a bachelor's degree

[foul-milk]

i'm on a trip right now and tell me why the place i'm staying at has f1 themed bedsheets 😭😭💀

position 😎 start 😎 engine 😎 pole😎 lmaoooo

[lustyargonianmaid]

not the aemond wives hitting me w the "go do your taxes" like get some new material

[snallavanta]

so many things i want to say about this video & have no idea where to start

[theriverbeyond]

how does hard drive never fucking miss

[sakura-chan-25]

WHY IS THERE MIKU BRIEFLY COMING UP WHEN I CLICK ONTO DMS OR GO OUT OF A PRIVATE CHAT??

[eemamminy-art]

I love that they added these new bits of dialog about how much he likes eggs—

I'M SORRY????

[mauveberries]

headcanon that voldemort does not know how to relax, so he's always up to something. this drives harry insane because what is this man always up to?

[theoldkyokodied]

Really quick doodles of a few scenes from the stream yesterday. Including combat flirting taunting, gale’s magnificently distracting shoes and.. whatever you wanna call gale agreeing to give 15 gold to astarion 😐😑😐😑😐 (that’s me blinking)

[specshroom]

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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.

He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"

He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...

Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.

He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:

[Hey guys can u come over]

[I need sum help with something]

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[chloesimaginationthings]

Vanny love beating up fnaf (plush) babies

[cashmoneyyysstuff]

katsuki who breaks his sleep schedule ONLY on your birthday because he wants to be sure he’s the first one to text you.

at exactly midnight .on.the.dot. you get a string of messages from your boyfriend saying :

“happy birthday, moron.”

“i love you and all that stupid mushy shit”

“you better say it back. fucked up my sleep for you.”

“❤️”

he doesn’t even care if you’re already asleep, he’s already sure he was the very first one to text you but if you are still awake he’s even more proud cause you saw it happen. him who you (and his friends) tease all the time for going to sleep at like 8:30 sharp stayed up doing fuck all just to be the first to wish you a happy fucking birthday.

so yeah, you bet your ass he’s proud. and he’ll go to sleep and knock out immediately with a smirk on his face when you text him a “thank you sm, katsuki !!! i love you sosooososos much💕💕”

“yeah you better. go to bed, g’night <3”

n’ yeah okay, maybe he’ll be a bit crankier than usual, but it’ll be worth it seeing how bright you smile and jump to hug him, kissing all over his cheek with thank you’s and love you’s.

he’ll just take it out on kaminari.

[alexturntable]

what do you mean you pushed ALL THE BUTTONS