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Once upon a time a vampire showed up at my doorstep. I knew he was a vampire and invited him in regardless. 45 minutes later he left my house, sobbing. He cried out –“Lord Jesus Christ, Son of God, have mercy upon me, a sinner!�� A lightning bolt struck him and turned him to ash. 

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imagine getting banned from social media for saying what snape did to dumbledore

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what if i killed myself in front of my mom who said that i should go form a club with my aunt who was also extremely nervous about the election. what then

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Those guys are still in that submarine btw

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how that slot machine gonna look if you pull again

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look dude i only whined like a wounded dog because im wounded dogstyle

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in the end, all ship pairings can be categorized as either squidbob, patbob, squidward x squilliam, or mr krabs x mrs puff. thats just the way things are. if it builds off of a trope theres a spongebob pairing to match it. if you don't understand this then we can't hire you to oversee the production at this lithium ion battery plant

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i’m sorry if i’m just reposting something i already saw on here but this image makes me feel like i’m teetering on the edge of a permanent mental break

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boiled caterpillars goes to the dentist!

boiled caterpillars!

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boiled caterpillars!

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BTW today I met a person who's at least 50, uses they/it pronouns, and named themself Wyvern. It looks like if Santa was a biker and it plays D&D at the local library. Just a reminder that you can do whatever you want, forever.

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been enjoying a lot of donuts and taking pictures of donuts over the past several weeks

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Last week I was on the brink of having a nervous breakdown while getting groceries and then I saw this outside